We Randomized the Stats of EVERY Pokemon... Then We Battle!

[@UnitedGamer]

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[@OJisAwienie]

Hi 👋

[@iantang9782]

For slow Pokemon why not use trick room?

[@iantang9782]

I know some are fast but still

[@vinrock123]

You could have ran trick room to help your jirachi

[@nullfinity2525]

I would love it if you did this same then we fight setting with your other friends

[@kakeru8683]

That Squirtle was the Squirtle squad leader for sure! Ash would be proud.

[@trubluduhu9055]

Should've added a mod so that the Squirtles wear the glasses, would be perfect for this video

[@PlatypusPersonnel-uy3of]

If you had given jirachi trick room and life orb, the pop off would have been unreal

[@Tanjiromyguy]

That is criminal just like the Lugia BST

[@ryanchou2846]

Focus sash to make sure the -6 priority move gets off

[@putranugroho838]

even without trick room so many his pokemon out speed patt and will backfire in trickroom

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

That Lugia is a crime against humanity

[@cjvs1604]

And then Patterz immediately gets a good counter

[@trent800]

@@cjvs1604all of his attackers are special Lugia hard counters him

[@SiebayPlays]

Lugia gives Dussy a run for its money

[@mukulthakur3249]

It reminds me of dussy

[@TenaciousStudent]

@@mukulthakur3249 I'd like to see which would win. Build them to be a permanent wall.

[@kaylajk8759]

Dylan finally got to understand what well-baked venomoth was like using against him with butterfree

[@Ykkotsu]

Butterfree with those stats is way better than a Venomoth with Well-Baked Body, let's be honest

[@banfio64]

@@Ykkotsu in this format? maybe, but any other format fo sho

[@cxpKSip]

The Route 1 Bugs are not to be trifled with. In one of my Pokémon Infinite Fusion runs, I used a Butterfree/Beedrill fusion to absurd effect.

[@lemic_kbh]

Im kinda new to these guys, and i have heard about that legendary venomoth. Does anybody have a link to that video?

[@MrRazmon]

​@@lemic_kbh kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWjbeXRmfN-qgpo

[@ChildishWinstino]

Glad to hear that Brenna is doing better! As a dad, I know how much it sucks to just watch your kid go through something without being able to instantly make it better. I’m happy you have your bubbly Brenna back and keep being the awesome dad and person you are!

[@RenoPhoenixx]

Dylan: We have no rock types Mr. Krabs: am I a joke to you?

[@ScreamingBulbasaur]

2:54 holy Arceus that Lugia is insane

[@SweetBananaDigital]

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[@UnitedGamer]

So happy to hear you love it that much too!!! Thanks for trying it 😁

[@kratangg-arang]

16:15 “I have no rock types” Mr. Krabs is in shambles

[@crodog100]

Dylan really brought lore accurate Lugia that thing wasnt just a legendary but THE Legendary

[@ScubaShark8857]

You gotta love how this essentially gives Butterfree the stats of Flutter Mane.

[@phantom9831]

With Quiver Dance on top of that

[@SuperPikaSaiyan]

Butter Mane

[@phantom9831]

@@SuperPikaSaiyan lmao this is giving me the image of a lion with an actual mane made of butter

[@SolaricSage116]

The Butterfree has a higher BST than Flutter Mane, with 599 compared to 570.

[@Dusxio]

That balloon was the most Frank bit you've ever done XD

[@robertbeisert3315]

Ah, I see the problem. Kelsier and Lord Ruler on the same team.

[@quiddlydiddster]

Kelsier's not a big fan of Inquisitors either. Did he just read Mistborn cause that's a lot of names when including Harmony, too.

[@PriffyViole]

@@quiddlydiddster Pat names a LOT of Legendaries Lord Ruler, particularly Giratina.

[@xtremeify8949]

18:10 Pat accidentally did a perfect New York accent😂

[@jay_the_visionary]

Mans sounded like Joey Wheeler. 😭

[@puertorico144]

Nah that Squirtle cooked like never before. Literally! Under rain he could’ve swept the whole first battle 😂😂😂 Great vid Dylan 🔥

[@SweetBananaDigital]

Another happy very belated birthday to Pat! Solar Beam's power gets cut in half in the rain (and in hail, fog, and sandstorm according to Bulbapedia). Also, I loved the random bits of Dylan with the balloon and Pat tossing the case through the camera. Made me smile. :)

[@goldthehuman5703]

Hey Dylan, how is your daughter going? is she alright?

[@dzore20]

This comment is both sweet and sour

[@mancinos675]

Ya how did the emergency room situation go if it's ok to disclose... hope the best to everyone!

[@GarethKrebs-i1m]

Yeah she's in our prayers

[@UnitedGamer]

Was actually gonna make an update post today! She’s still in discomfort but back to playing, eating regularly, and sleeping better ❤️

[@MemerBoy69-69]

​@@UnitedGamer i will pray that she gets fit again

[@Cremig]

I like it when the stats are random, it makes everything more interesting. The only thing i would like more is probably Patterrz with black hair.

[@jasonlema873]

Hey Dylan seeing that u picked that Squirtle made me think Did you guys ever do baby Pokémon and then we fight ? And u can randomize stats, abilities and even types

[@DMG551]

After seeing a squirtle body half a team with chip, I think this is a good call

[@nolansaylor7710]

16:02 Dylan: Is this a bird?

[@Condor-gb1xp]

After seeing that Squirtle, I would love to see a video where all fully evolved Pokemon are given the model and name of their first stages, but the stats, ability, typing, moveset of their final stage.

[@BobbyCorwen1771]

11:18 The coverage is insane! So let's limit it to only one move! Genius

[@superbelo]

Idea that could maybe be interesting is: Pick any pokemon and give them 500bst. Basically you take a pokemon stats and either increase them how you please or decrease them to be 500bst So if you picked a Arceus, you have to figure out how you want to reduce it from 720 down to 500. Sure you could remove 120 from spatk and make it a physical attacker, but you still have 100 stats to remove, and basically decide how you will nerf it. But if you picked a Caterpie, with only 195 bst, you can freely add 305 stats however you please, so you could give him an addition 200 in spatk (220 total) and 105 in speed (150 total) and just make him hit harder then anything and outspeed almost everything.

[@AirStopper502]

Look at the baby (blacepleon) And now look at the big baby (lugia) Lugia: WAH

[@evancrow2191]

17:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was amazing The EMOTION!!!!!!

[@etgamer16]

1:53 Good Attack?? Damn that’s crazy 😂

[@primordialvortex6183]

My mans used a non-STAB solar beam in the rain and was surprised when it did no damage. It was HIS OWN RAIN too!

[@tylersteensma2338]

24:23 pat uses Thugs & Harmony lmfao IYKYK

[@kynastonmatheney5849]

I thought the same thing

[@kolmeezy7462]

17:46 “Coffee Table! Noooooo!!!” Had me dying 😂

[@AronHoffmann]

Solar Beam does less damage in the rain or the sandstorm btw.

[@Ze_Carrot]

Wanted to comment the same thin

[@Mythic_Mystic]

Dylan makes the best versions of these videos. Most creative.

[@alexdresden6776]

When Squirtle did that Flip Turn, I suddenly had the sound bit "Dada dada daaaa" and had a moment of seeing him with his usual sunglasses from him being the squad. That had me chuckling.

[@TimStephens-h3p]

The funniest thing about Butterfree taking out Zamazenta in 1 shot is it "Not Very Effective" 😄

[@minomorales2996]

14:41 no victini slander Dylan, I know where you sleep (somewhere in Georgia) Victini is the GOOOAT

[@poxxyplays]

I will try CTRL the day they use a healthier alternative to Cyanocobalamin. You will not catch me ingesting that through any protein powder, snack bar or energy drink

[@RatOfTheWoods]

As someone who doesn't know much about health/protein foods, if it isn't a bother could you let me know why cyanocobalamin isn't something you'd want to ingest?

[@poxxyplays]

@@RatOfTheWoods it’s a cheap “free” alternative of vitamin b-12, they synthesize and make a form of b-12 out of the foam atop of waste from waste treatment plants, and the amount of cyanocobalamin in certain energy drinks/protein powders (Monster, Celsius, CTRL protein powder, even multivitamins and daily supplements) is 4x the daily allotted amount of cyanide you’d ever want to ingest as a human. HOWEVER - the CTRL protein BARS that I’ve seen do not have cyanocobalamin. Generally, cyanocobalamin is the last ingredient on most ingredient lists, but sometimes is hidden within the middle of it all (probably to make it harder to spot for people that know it’s super unhealthy)

[@poxxyplays]

Also, Red Bull and certain other energy drinks don’t have cyanocobalamin (which is also why they’re more expensive than monster energy or Celsius etc)

[@SirTrollGamer]

Poor Crustle. He gets a buff to 545 BST, and "is nerfed". We stand with Mr Krabs!

[@louisdacquin6861]

you guys are geeky and wholesome! Loved you guys and the vid!

[@Lexyz130]

Pat sending in a scarfed pseudo vs a Jirachi with 8 speed is hilarious tbh

[@andrewpatterson5003]

Hey Dylan! It would be super cool to see a stat adjusted pseudo battle. Choose 3 stage pokemon and only adding the difference to their base stats. I.e. add 80 stat points to Flygon’s base 520 and make it 600. Full freedom to distribution of the extra 80 stat points.

[@andrewmahabir589]

hey man I'm glad to hear brenna is doing a little better, she's getting there. And happy birthday pat! 🎉

[@maxisfrom101]

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE VIDEOS ON THEIR CHANNELS, SO ENTERTAINING

[@stevenbrown4574]

I love Pats use of Mistborn names.

[@wimalagunasinghe2423]

Happy birthday pat 🥳🎉 11:27

[@amberlynch3189]

Happy birthday man🎉🎉😂😂😂😊😊

[@FoxLightstep]

"No it's not a balloon. What do you mean?" Balloon goes flying off camera.

[@ThatBritGamer]

Dylan and Patterz upload, GOATED

[@bluefox175_]

Imagine finding an Eevee in this challenge. Wouldn't that be wild??

[@biggeruruharushiasimpthanz4142]

Oh my God this was so funny😭❤❤❤ Love you guys, patz actually finally did his battle stance btw😹

[@ninjabarbee3979]

Squirtle has been stocking up on steroids. 😂

[@n64_kfp]

I geeked out way too hard at my boi Squirtle getting some love.

[@TCoOpal]

15:47 Why’d you have to hit us with the bye bye butterfree scene 😭😭🗿 (Wrong emoji but i think it still fits)

[@DanT3hMan]

I really love patterz's name choice I'm not biased cause Brandon Sanderson is my favorite author

[@Fattyshak]

It was funny the point was to use Pokémon you don’t normally do, but they definitely went with legends still in a lot of rounds

[@shaniawan3945]

Can you please do more of this type of Pokémon video challenge it’s entertaining and unpredictable makes it more exciting to watch ‼️‼️

[@d3adchris358]

Patterz picking pokemon that are normally good and getting wrecked was awesome to see

[@agr0nianTV]

Surprised you didn't run Trick Room with Jirachi since it'd help Mr. Krabs too or go cheeky with a quick claw Great funny battles

[@daniel_longhurst]

More of random stats please, this is the good stuff

[@millar03deliriousarmy80]

Happy Birthday Pat!!!!!🎉❤

[@FrostWarriorGaming]

Happy Birthday, Pat!🎂

[@Pink_Moon2601]

Dylan in Past Videos: "Speed isn't/ain't everything." Dylan now (16:06): "Speed is everything." (The actual quote is "Speed Control is everything." because of the battle.)

[@Pink_Moon2601]

As a person that lives in New Jersey, though, Pat has offended me :D (as a joke)

[@Adambomb255]

The balloon let go made me laugh way to hard.

[@badgerclaws]

In this video, Dylan teaches Pat that choosing the big boys may not always work vs a Squirtle and Butterfree. 😂 I appreciated Dylan for utterly embracing this video idea and rocking up with multiple Pokemon we don't normally see in these videos.

[@ltfguitar]

Pat knows this, he beat Shady using randomized stats Ralts, Lotad and Torchic. But this is good content

[@KangPhi]

Here’s an idea: what if every player has like a certain amount of base stats they can freely assign to their starter. Like let’s say 3000 in total. Then they could choose to give 500 BST to every Mon on their team or make a really powerful one while others gotta be weaker then

[@drakkula_87]

Hope the fam is doing well my man! ❤ Awesome vid

[@navneethgopal1211]

Should've randomized abilities as well. Great video.

[@NinJenna]

The real question now is: Does Pat getting swept by Butterfree finally cancel out Dylan's loss to Venomoth? 🤔

[@claywilliams7579]

You should do a video in "pokabilities" format where the random starter you choose has every ability they could get all at the same time

[@leviatra1227]

Good that you did 2nd battle double, every Video should be with double its just so much better.

[@netherdog7127]

18:12 New Jersey people kinda just have the average American accent btw I can say this cause that’s where I live lol

[@brennanlundgren]

I liked seeing the bar go down. Squitle squad op

[@trigger810]

The fact I get to see my two favorite pokemon in 1 video is amazing, Squirtle and Electabuzz!!!

[@Andizia_Kalan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT!!! 🥳And very nice video concept, I want more of that!

[@Shanks_D_Goat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTERZ🥳🥳🥳

[@Zusq]

I would love this exact format of random stats, but the opponent chooses the other pokemon

[@ChrisAdamsMLP]

This might be the first time in history anyone has ever said that a crit from a Kyogre might have mattered against a Squirtle 😂

[@tomc.5704]

Solar Beam's damage is halved in rain (and hail, sandstorm, etc), and Squirtle has eviolite, 82 HP and 105 SDEF He was going to tank that Solar Beam no matter who it came from.

[@chojikiba]

It’s a good day when Aladdin clips show up

[@fredrick-jr1qi]

Why was Pats impression on Plankton so good?😂

[@JDPhoenixGaming]

Pat seemed to forget that Solar Beam's power in the rain is halved 😅

[@iiAnrkey]

I love these base stat videos. I've always thought of one where you max 2 stats and the rest are 0. You get 15 pokemon meaning you will have a pokemon with every possible combination. i.e. (you max Atk, Spe then that combo can never be used again).

[@Geonsyl24]

9:56 as a smallant fan I approve

[@StaticPika]

Love your videos! You always have very unique ideas to make for battles and love who you collab with! Hope you keep creating more of them! 😄

[@Ouwesnuifduif1]

Okay this is actually really funny! Please do more

[@rockinggamerdude]

7:11 they didn’t acknowledge palesand pre-evolution end, elect kid

[@syaieya]

Genuinely surprised a trick room team didn't come to mind with 4 of the team not breaking 50 speed.

[@mihirdave7348]

Hey brotha! I hope your daughter is feeling better and hope she continues to get better quick

[@iWreckzombies]

10:09 I cannot stop laughing😂😂😂

[@joaolucasgoncalves5517]

Here's an idea: each round the player do a roulette,which bans some aspect of the game: status moves,defense moves,boost stats,choice items,berries,hazards,life recovering moves,priority,things like that,and then battle

[@JacobDowler-u6w]

Happy Birthday Pat!

[@fuuryuuSKK]

Man, and the one stat on Squirtle that was even below 80 was spa, which is completely irrelevant since you'd probably run them Adamant then.

[@151pokeballer7]

It's great to see squirtle in his true form ❤

[@Imgoofygoober1]

More randomized stats videos ! 😎

[@Simons_stupid_channel]

Happy Birthday,Pat!

[@radluna3617]

This twf concept is gold

[@dyal91189]

Solar Beam gets powered down in the rain so Kyogre and Zamazenta was a bad idea

[@Natsunalia]

Happy birthday pat! Also gosh this has been extremely interesting to see all this randomness

[@phantomprince2134]

if you need more videos like this let show them and like this video and comment because i enjoyed this so much

[@T-Sepideus]

10:15 we need more of this in life.

[@michaelkates8666]

Happy Birthday patterrz we love you guys!!!