Unlikely Lines On A Horror Film, At Christmas Time! | Mock The Week

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@sillysongs19
@sillysongs19 3 жыл бұрын
love how amused Romesh is with his own joke
@SteppinTimeMEH
@SteppinTimeMEH 3 жыл бұрын
Was a pretty good joke though 😂
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 2 жыл бұрын
The Facebook joke, the train joke, or the condom joke? 😜
@davesprivatelounge
@davesprivatelounge 4 жыл бұрын
The correct term is "mortally challenged"
@rebelraccoon9018
@rebelraccoon9018 4 жыл бұрын
That's a good one for vampires.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I know what you're talking about
@davesprivatelounge
@davesprivatelounge 3 жыл бұрын
@@luuketaylor Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
@blackphoenix9000
@blackphoenix9000 3 жыл бұрын
A fine man of fine tastes.
@shuriksvoboda6883
@shuriksvoboda6883 3 жыл бұрын
Is it not 'trans-living'?
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 4 жыл бұрын
No, I will not calm down, Alfred. Did you hear what they were singing? "Jingle bells. Batman smells." ...They wrote that to hurt my feelings! -Comedian James Acaster's imagining of the Dark Knight at Christmas
@diverdhal4013
@diverdhal4013 3 жыл бұрын
The Joker sings it while escaping From The Episode "Christmas With The Joker" Batman TAS James is clearly a batman fan
@caedlittler2149
@caedlittler2149 2 жыл бұрын
Should it be the dark Knight _before_ Christmas?
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 4 жыл бұрын
I really like Sarah’s shirt collar... it’s cute.
@MikaSaastamoinen
@MikaSaastamoinen 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Angela
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikaSaastamoinen 3:00 I mean Sarah.
@adam346
@adam346 2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: in the movie Warm Bodies, they basically use something similar to that term "differently alive"... considering one of the zombies was technically sentient, it fits lol
@agneskirsch8335
@agneskirsch8335 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty shure that "differently alive was lifted from Terry Pratchett.
@johnmorgan1629
@johnmorgan1629 4 жыл бұрын
2:58 Let the girlfriend/boyfriend roast begin. This is going to end well.
@solarmaru49
@solarmaru49 3 жыл бұрын
Note to Sarah: ragging on your partner isn’t good writing when it comes to comedy.
@genapp3603
@genapp3603 2 жыл бұрын
they're not together now so it didn't end well I guess :o
@genapp3603
@genapp3603 2 жыл бұрын
Ed was so good in this one, so committed
@mikephilpotmusic4234
@mikephilpotmusic4234 4 жыл бұрын
Love it when sara and Jon have spats and point score on each other 😆
@jonathanfraser321
@jonathanfraser321 4 жыл бұрын
yes but i noticed they responded well to each other after their digs!
@OpreRoma
@OpreRoma 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanfraser321 well, you'd hope 2 comedians would know how to make jokes about each other
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 4 жыл бұрын
I just wish their jokes here were funnier. It seemed more like digs at each other than trying to entertain us.
@solarmaru49
@solarmaru49 2 жыл бұрын
@@CalLadyQED agree, they should just do their jobs.
@ghomerhust
@ghomerhust Жыл бұрын
yeah, their jabs at each other were excellent! lots of fun
@michaeloftaoism
@michaeloftaoism 4 жыл бұрын
When he finally got that shot off! 😂
@deang5386
@deang5386 2 жыл бұрын
4:05 - James Acasters lap around the microphone hahaha
@London_J
@London_J 4 жыл бұрын
Do you think you guys can start leaving the original air date next to the episode number?
@sierraromeoromeo2444
@sierraromeoromeo2444 4 жыл бұрын
14 December 2016. The info is already out there!
@LokkerG
@LokkerG 4 жыл бұрын
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 I think they meant so they can avoid doing more research than they expected to do.
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 3 жыл бұрын
Holmes: “Watson, the cry of the beast is enough to stop the heart of anyone within its range…” Watson: “Egad, Holmes, what manner of sound can do that?” The Beast: “Blobby… blobby, blobby!”
@juststephandme2875
@juststephandme2875 3 жыл бұрын
Lol XD
@Maerahn
@Maerahn 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like John and Sarah went through all the stages of their break-up on Mock The Week.
@benisted1614
@benisted1614 4 жыл бұрын
They both did brilliant comedy specials about their breakup, both hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time, Robins in particular poured his heart out.
@mikephilpotmusic4234
@mikephilpotmusic4234 4 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the comedy specials?
@stevensallsorts
@stevensallsorts 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikephilpotmusic4234 yes where please
@benisted1614
@benisted1614 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikephilpotmusic4234 If you're a UK resident then Sara Pascoe's Lads Lads Lads is available on BBC iPlayer currently, and The Darkness of Robins is currently on Netflix.
@benisted1614
@benisted1614 4 жыл бұрын
@@stevensallsorts Not sure how to tag you in it so please see the comment above.
@IQsveen
@IQsveen 4 жыл бұрын
"...... WHAT THE FUCK IS EGGNOG??" 😂
@SvenTviking
@SvenTviking 4 жыл бұрын
“No, lets all remain awake in the living room, barricaded into a corner, armed with pokers and those sabres mounted above the fireplace, all night.”
@typacsk
@typacsk 3 жыл бұрын
"I love you-" "Shh!"
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 4 жыл бұрын
James owned it with that politician joke
@edwardsimpson119
@edwardsimpson119 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that Ed Byrne?
@Tjalve70
@Tjalve70 4 жыл бұрын
Well, my two favourite Christmas movies are Rare Exports and A Nightmare Before Christmas. So I guess that answers the question.
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do don’t (breathes) (dies)
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 3 жыл бұрын
Now on this very special Christmas edition of The Chase, each of the Chasers has come as a well known Christmas movie character. So let’s bring on the first Chaser! Oh no no no no no, I was hoping it was The Beast for you, but it’s The Dark Destroyer.
@Gooberpatrol66
@Gooberpatrol66 4 жыл бұрын
I learned from this clip that british Monopoly spaces are named differently.
@justandy333
@justandy333 4 жыл бұрын
Old Kent Road, Whitechapel Road, Kings Cross Station, The Angel Islington, Euston Road, Pentonville Road, Pall Mall, Whitehall, Northumberland Avenue, Marylebone Station, Bow Street, Marlborough Street, Vine Street, Strand, Fleet Street, Trafalgar Square, Fenchurch St Station, Leicester Square, Coventry Street, Picadilly, Regent Street, Oxford Street, Bond Street, Liverpool St Station, Park Lane, Mayfair. You're Welcome. GOD IM BORED!!
@johndunne3547
@johndunne3547 3 жыл бұрын
they have different versions for most countries
@who9387
@who9387 3 жыл бұрын
They have Monopoly in USA ?
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
I learned it from “Weakest Link: Puppets Edition”. Roland Rat knew it was Mayfair, I thought it was Boardwalk.
@matthewwilliams4569
@matthewwilliams4569 3 жыл бұрын
Shocker, it’s almost like Americans assume the rest of the world revolves around them
@alexstorr5511
@alexstorr5511 4 жыл бұрын
Zombles, ha ha, I'd love to see that
@SevCaswell
@SevCaswell 4 жыл бұрын
read the Tery Prattchet Discworld novel they are hislarious satire and yes there are Zombies and they do want to be called 'Diferently alive', there is also a Committee of Equal Hights to represent the Dwarves...
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 4 жыл бұрын
@@SevCaswell Undead yes, unperson no!
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 4 жыл бұрын
Note: If I ever meet and become friends with Dara, buy him a Nerf gun for Christmas or his birthday. 🙃
@Merlin-gu9nz
@Merlin-gu9nz 4 жыл бұрын
sod that he'll break it in 5 minutes, give him an empty action man box and tell him its the army deserter edition.
@neilmurphy966
@neilmurphy966 4 жыл бұрын
Buy his multipak of water balloons..he can toss them over neighbours fence..a bandolier to hold em too is good accessory for him.. 😂
@thegraphicgoose
@thegraphicgoose 3 жыл бұрын
Last one isn't very unlikely. You hear or see someone asking what eggnog is every year.
@danieljob3184
@danieljob3184 4 жыл бұрын
Britain, where your sex life is private but the break-up is as public as f@%k!
@Jason-eo1rh
@Jason-eo1rh 3 жыл бұрын
Holland: where it's vice versa
@Hydplant
@Hydplant 2 жыл бұрын
James Acaster is gold.
@Dugiedugdug
@Dugiedugdug 4 жыл бұрын
The relationship jokes hit different after watching John's special
@RedArcherLive
@RedArcherLive 3 жыл бұрын
Which special?
@SteppinTimeMEH
@SteppinTimeMEH 3 жыл бұрын
@@RedArcherLive John’s
@RedArcherLive
@RedArcherLive 3 жыл бұрын
@@SteppinTimeMEH yes because that's what I meant, wasn't asking for the name of it or anything 🙄
@SteppinTimeMEH
@SteppinTimeMEH 3 жыл бұрын
@@RedArcherLive yeah it was John’s. Your welcome
@mysticalquilava
@mysticalquilava 3 жыл бұрын
@@RedArcherLive If you still care it’s called the “Darkness of Robbins” and it’s on Netflix. Sara’s from the same time is called lads lads lads
@puddingpudding9579
@puddingpudding9579 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a zombie I'm just differently alive!
@michaelbaker7499
@michaelbaker7499 4 жыл бұрын
No jokes about lights? I expected something like "no no, are you mad? Don't you know this is a horror film? Turn the light back of"
@Jason-eo1rh
@Jason-eo1rh 3 жыл бұрын
That's something a eleven year old would come up with
@jenh8056
@jenh8056 2 жыл бұрын
Oh that run around was hilarious
@jamesl8640
@jamesl8640 4 жыл бұрын
First one gets me every time.
@kiahmadison8541
@kiahmadison8541 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Batman. Needs some deodorant for Christmas.
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 4 жыл бұрын
Im with Rob on egg nog
@Michelle_Schu-blacka
@Michelle_Schu-blacka 4 жыл бұрын
Awww! I love sprouts.😢
@ianghose1
@ianghose1 3 жыл бұрын
If you love them so much.....dont eat them.
@jeanniehelliwell1599
@jeanniehelliwell1599 3 жыл бұрын
Awww I love Keith Richards,
@dropnoelfield295
@dropnoelfield295 3 жыл бұрын
Zombles 🤣😅😂😅 fkn legend
@Penguins247
@Penguins247 3 жыл бұрын
Underground, overground, *BRAINS*
@sandmboy1
@sandmboy1 3 ай бұрын
Happy Hannukah everybody!
@MrKaywyn
@MrKaywyn 2 жыл бұрын
Zombles what a concept.
@DKDexter999
@DKDexter999 4 жыл бұрын
"Unlikely lines *on* a horror film" - are they doing coke?
@radrich4873
@radrich4873 3 жыл бұрын
nice joke!
@trindog5843
@trindog5843 4 жыл бұрын
I'd rather you not say zombie the term is differently alive 😂
@geoffroi-le-Hook
@geoffroi-le-Hook 3 жыл бұрын
'bit' was edited out of the captions at 1.15ish
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 2 жыл бұрын
Do not confuse Halloween with Christmas. 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
@alalouis1
@alalouis1 3 жыл бұрын
Differently alive ☠️☠️
@newtoncountry5937
@newtoncountry5937 4 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity for a Loose Women reference during the horror film bit. For example... "Hell? Oh, no, son. You're in a place far worse than Hell. This is the set of Loose Women"
@TeH_RunT
@TeH_RunT 4 жыл бұрын
The title for this video is very misleading.... 🤣
@nicholasgiles500
@nicholasgiles500 4 жыл бұрын
Sara 😍
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 Lots of what?
@gwishart
@gwishart 3 жыл бұрын
Nectar Points.
@HMOCreations1807
@HMOCreations1807 2 жыл бұрын
What are "zombels"??😂😂
@mikefule
@mikefule Жыл бұрын
The Wombles was a children's TV show about fictional furry animals called Wombles who lived on Wimbledon Common. Combining Zombies/Wombles produced "Zombles".
@sandmboy1
@sandmboy1 3 ай бұрын
and you can call relate or the samaritans at any time.The BBC website has more details
@cathyjackson7248
@cathyjackson7248 Жыл бұрын
Zombles could be a thing!
@MikaSaastamoinen
@MikaSaastamoinen 3 жыл бұрын
Its alive ITS ALIVE
@lynngreene1993
@lynngreene1993 3 жыл бұрын
Here's Johnny!!!!!!!!!
@CricketEngland
@CricketEngland 4 жыл бұрын
“Here’s Durex”
@jeremygrady1107
@jeremygrady1107 3 жыл бұрын
Sara is dead on. Monopoly is a sh*t game.
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 3 жыл бұрын
As are all board games
@jeremygrady1107
@jeremygrady1107 3 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 not true. There are many games that are good for a family (and friends) game night.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
And unfortunately, I forgot to bring a Ouija Board.
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremygrady1107 I don't have any friends
@jeanniehelliwell1599
@jeanniehelliwell1599 3 жыл бұрын
Oy leave keep alone please!
@iim4xii129
@iim4xii129 3 жыл бұрын
What's eggnog?
@U2QuoZepplin
@U2QuoZepplin 4 жыл бұрын
Did I miss some well publicised whirlwind relationship between John Robins and Sarah Pascoe?
@marksieving7925
@marksieving7925 3 жыл бұрын
They were a couple when this episode was filmed.
@mikesthoughtsonplants.9857
@mikesthoughtsonplants.9857 3 жыл бұрын
Living challenged = zombie
@U2QuoZepplin
@U2QuoZepplin 4 жыл бұрын
And now they hate each other so they’re free to use the broken nuptials as fuel ⛽️ for this stand up show? I suppose you live and learn?
@ianghose1
@ianghose1 3 жыл бұрын
Well there's only so long that someone can put up with a virtue signaling vegan.
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 2 жыл бұрын
Differently alive.
@emptycradle1304
@emptycradle1304 Жыл бұрын
duh... EggNog is the Nog part of the Egg....
@noskillzdad5504
@noskillzdad5504 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me? Every time I look at the video description, the names of EVERY ONE except for the women are in there: they are always the "and more" (even when it is only one more name). What is up with that? Like seriously, what is up with that!?
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 жыл бұрын
Admonish Not Chaucer
@tolga2908
@tolga2908 4 жыл бұрын
Deadest banter ever
@diehardrvdfan22
@diehardrvdfan22 Жыл бұрын
Differently alivest* banter.
@AndersPuschel
@AndersPuschel 3 жыл бұрын
0:14 I thought the PC term was biotically challenged.
@Dewi-H
@Dewi-H 3 жыл бұрын
"This is the least festive one of these we've ever done..." Well, given the number of gun related deaths in America they might start associating getting shot at with holidays?
@choicesman2000
@choicesman2000 Күн бұрын
Romesh on evey single program on tv no thanks
@Queenhideyxo
@Queenhideyxo 3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is egg nogg
@rosadelia4169
@rosadelia4169 3 жыл бұрын
The least funny guy on this is that Darian whatsit
@Casterborous
@Casterborous 3 жыл бұрын
What the FUCK is eggnog?
@marksieving7925
@marksieving7925 3 жыл бұрын
Egg yolks beaten with milk and rum, then with whipped cream folded in.
@michaelbaker7499
@michaelbaker7499 4 жыл бұрын
And yes, monopoly is a shit game
@matthewiles5714
@matthewiles5714 4 жыл бұрын
Pascoe is not funny in the slightest.
@risisummedomi787
@risisummedomi787 4 жыл бұрын
I'm single 😥😥😥😥😥
@2490debrick
@2490debrick 4 жыл бұрын
Lame of the Week
@CaIadai
@CaIadai 3 жыл бұрын
See the sad thing is the Zombie joke is almost not a joke anymore. "I'm sorry, it's not him or her. It's a zombie so it's called a 'Zim' " 😑
@richardzellers
@richardzellers 3 жыл бұрын
This show USED to be good until it got WOKE!!!! SUCKS NOW
@calhackit9806
@calhackit9806 4 жыл бұрын
this is such normie comedy
@calhackit9806
@calhackit9806 4 жыл бұрын
literally have red letter media on the other screen, and this is so cringe in comparison
@williamheg
@williamheg 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to reply over a month later, but thought I'd let you know... Nobody asked
@calhackit9806
@calhackit9806 3 жыл бұрын
@@williamheg no-body asked if anyone asked.
@anthonyochocki6535
@anthonyochocki6535 3 жыл бұрын
Was there 'EVER' a time when Romesh was Funny; rather than vaguely funny, amusing or as a 'place-card' at the Table so that the BBC could 'look diversified' or was making an attempt at such....and the John 'n Sarah bits were ALWAYS a total waste of time---
@yukiannie666
@yukiannie666 4 жыл бұрын
the guy with eye glasses and long hair reminds me of james mcavoy but as one of his personalities in split
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 4 жыл бұрын
That has to be the nicest thing anyone has said about that film. I won't be able to look at Ed Byrne without thinking of James McAvoy, now.
@yukiannie666
@yukiannie666 4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelfox8108 oh...is that the guy's name? ed? im new watching this...i still dont know their names...
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 4 жыл бұрын
@@yukiannie666 It's totally okay not to know all of their names yet, don't worry. You'll learn them as you keep watching. 😊
@yukiannie666
@yukiannie666 4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelfox8108 since youve been so kind replying to me... may i ask...who is the guy made the joke about the lego breast? ☺
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 4 жыл бұрын
@@yukiannie666 Oh, the "leg, or breast" joke? That's Hugh Dennis. He's been on this show for years, and he's an actor as well. One of his best projects is "Outnumbered", where he plays a father tormented by his three kids. And no worries! 😊
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