Unlikely things to hear on a charity show | Mock the Week - BBC Sport Relief

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Mock the Week | BBC Sport Relief Night 2010
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[@harryforster602]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. It doesn't have to be this way.

[@CalLadyQED]

They should change to metric.

[@liamm3367]

That’s wrong. Africa doesn’t have seconds they don’t even get firsts

[@tristangreene8581]

Support time manipulation

[@David-oq6sn]

Your profile pic makes the joke even funnier

[@katyohanlon2465]

I feel like the real victory is getting Hugh Dennis to laugh

[@eamonahern7495]

"Oh a penguin...!" 🤣

[@EIlieGregory]

Russell's ADHD joke represents my sister so well cause she has ADHD and loves penguins 😂😭

[@cascharles3838]

Maxx Kroes do you have that clip?

[@jorembellen3244]

@@cascharles3838 kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6vWlY14bpinY5o

[@cascharles3838]

@@jorembellen3244 oh god. I'm terrified to watch. I can feel the second hand embarrassment already

[@cascharles3838]

@@jorembellen3244 AHA okay that wasnt as bad as I thought it would be. She was laughing

[@KT926]

On this special episode, Harry Hill has come wearing contact lenses... oh sorry that's Dara O'Briain

[@FreddieWoolly]

"And you may have noticed thank the show is a little shorter this year... yes its just the Dr who minisode since that is the only thing any one watches"

[@bethhe8889]

I'm from Portsmouth and that fc one is so true

[@Mattinator95]

BethTheBearCub not anymore

[@kierajones4230]

I lived with a 3rd world family and lived in their tent for a whole week to experience true poverty. please donate to a family in Chatham.

[@darthmarticusLFC]

I live there :/

[@lewistodd7536]

Luke Foord Liar, you're using the internet!

[@LadyOfPurple89]

"Ooh, a penguin..." I love Russell Howard.

[@TimelostFlare]

And now, we'll bless the rains down in Africa.

[@jennyjohn704]

And presumably we'll also compare a mountain in Africa (Kilimanjaro) with a mountain in Greece (Olympus) and other poor excuses for lyrics....

[@pieterrosesmissen1589]

@@jennyjohn704 aah... that comment was To-to, er, I mean so-so!

[@RatelHBadger]

If they get stuck halfway, we might have a Weezer

[@eerereps]

it's 4am and I have an important meeting in a few hours... Why am I here?

[@ep4everlegend317]

eerereps how did the meeting go? You still employed?

[@TakerKaneanite619]

@@ep4everlegend317 Doesn't bode well...

[@SiliconBong]

"Everytime I click my my finger a child dies" said Bono. . ."Stop clicking your fingers" said someone from the irish audience, . . .

[@eclectica1]

All of the "points" should have gone to Kevin.

[@ilikecoldcase]

***** and if we reach our target of three million we will shave Dara O'Briens head...oh wait

[@theaether3124]

"for just £1 you can help a poor irish legless comedian regain the ability to walk again."

[@ianevans736]

Every pound you give leaves you a pound poorer. The most accurate things ever said on a charity show.

[@lilangel2407]

Ha, I love this prog-oh a penguin

[@ohannah1354]

Russell's ADHD joke keeps me wondering - wouldn't everyone get distracted by the sudden appearance of a penguin? Especially when it is in an area like Great Britain where there usually are no penguins in the wildlife? 🤔 And the more important question is: Why is there even a penguin? 😅😂😂😂 I know it's just a joke but still🙈

[@dylanhodgson7605]

I’m sure that they wou oh look a butterfly

[@jaggass]

''Less people in Africa will die a year if Bono stops clicking his fingers''

[@christopherking7192]

It should be "Fewer", not "less".

[@Tracymmo]

Liked the joke about putting the regular programming back on. I've actually heard US public radio stations (funded mostly by donations) get in more contributions during "pledge week" by telling people they'll end their fundraising drive a day or more early if they hit their goal. Works well!

[@KT926]

"Ooh a penguin!" ROFL XD XD

[@markt1387]

Loved Russell Howard's ADHD joke.

[@KieranFiferman]

I found Russel's ADHD joke hilarious, and I actually have ADHD.... :P

[@beeble2003]

🐧

[@dylanhodgson7605]

@@beeble2003 oh look a penguin

[@pointyraccoon]

Hugh Dennis has such perfect delivery... Anything he says just makes me laugh like fuck

[@DuckyRoanNubbles3D]

As a real ADHD sufferer... I FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

[@spiritfired]

Lol even he was surprised at the laughs he was getting at the Madonna joke :)

[@ellenmelon771]

Every time... I click my fingers... my PA brings me a cappucino.

[@lewisdelariviere7497]

Every penny you give provides us with a new phone

[@denkikaminari9341]

the ADHD joke got me

[@kylestubbs8867]

What ADH... ooh, a butterfly!

[@redjuicyapples]

The one at 2.28 was HILARIOUS!!!!! Love it!

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:13 Story of my life.

[@MrFitzonic]

2:38 Death stare from Hugh o_O

[@ellenmelon771]

Hahahahaha loved the one about the free texts and calls! XD xXx

[@solaskinner]

I got ADHD and i thought it was funny :) one is not sick. one just enjoys the random things that comes one by. Like idk .. oooh a fun video *walks off*

[@unwantedpoems2354]

"We despratly need your money, we are portsmouth football club" I didnt laugh at the joke my mind went. "So thats where you were born" haha ill leave byeee

[@hughesd95]

Last one was the best by far :D

[@jaggass]

''£9000 is going in my bank account after the show''

[@diehardrvdfan22]

But it's over 9,000.

[@Kerriangel]

"I'm Terry Wogan and if you don't donate to Children in Need, I'll take Pudsey's other eye!"

[@Xaru93]

I keep saying this is the last one I'll watch and yet...I watch another one and another one and another one...

[@TheToffeesrule]

i have ADHD and then russell jokes about it 1:14 i still find it funny :)

[@ElsJones94]

The Africa joke made my Hugh is sooo true!

[@adecadewithoutlove]

I love how Andys Portsmouth joke is still true today... 2 years on.

[@darkin1484]

Miss this show. So much content.

[@iThinkz]

"Well, that was some shocking footage there, I don't think anyone could fail but be moved and harrowed by that horrible piece of film there.... but buy the single anyway, it's for a good cause!!!" XD He just keeps getting better and better!!! :L:L:L

[@jaggass]

''Sir Terry Wogan has had to pull out of Children In Need but Jimmy Savile has agreed to do Children In Need as long as he gets to finish inside them''

[@WardyLion]

Michael Langley HAH! 👍🏻

[@Blazervitch]

Quality joke there lmfao

[@owaffs]

"Well that was some shocking footage there, I don't think anyone cold fail but be moved and harrowed by that horrible piece of film, but err..." did you see the bit with that disabled kid trying to run? *giggles* cracks me up every time *wipes tear away from eye*

[@ivTRiXJuMpShOt]

Basically the sport relief mile is where Hugh is running it to get away from Piers Morgan

[@kennyn1992]

Loved the ADH

[@tidalwave2k11]

turtles. thumbs this up so there are no spoilers for others

[@janebrown1706]

That jacket is a great colour for Dara!

[@iBowlerHat]

Oh, a penguin!

[@brandongill2577]

0:40 PBS in a nutshell

[@NoezieXII]

@shadoweye10 The second one is Ed Byrne and the third is Hugh Dennis :)

[@Rollthebuddah]

@GlophTheweb It doesnt specifically mean ADHD sufferer is distracted by Penguins..It simply means low concentration. I myself have ADHD. I know what I am talking about.

[@Paragon13]

Every time *snap* I click my fingers, *snap* a child in Africa dies. *snap* *snap snap snap* I should probably stop clicking my fingers... *snap*

[@ediepedi]

2:37 um.... hugh....

[@Nico_loves_u]

I can watch this for literally hours...

[@KitsuneProject]

"And Now Mr.T Would Lke To Have His Say On How To Raise Money For 2012 Olympics" *As Mr.T*: "Crazy Fools!, Listen! The Best Thing To Raise Money Is To Keep Ea'in Ma Snickers!"

[@sup3rh1k]

Kevin Bridges killed it!

[@rchrdjms62]

I'm tired of the gratuitous foul language. The young man with glasses and long hair has a potty mouth, guttermouth he uses foul language and doesn't need to. It doesn't improve has comedy. only detracts from it. He would be funny enough without the foul language.

[@diranbodossian6061]

Dara wearing a tie feels weird.

[@ajmittendorf]

They don't seem to like Piers Morgan on this show. What's that all about?? Anyone know?

[@ZachValkyrie]

For just £35 a month, you can provide a child with unlimited text messages and 500 minutes!

[@gyped]

what't the name of the comedian that does the teenager text message bit? i want to look up his stand up.

[@TheTradge]

@GlophTheweb Mate it was a joke, you need to lighten up a bit! And just because YOU haven't been distracted by something doesn't mean others haven't either, it's not all about you - and as it turns out, I have known people with the condition who HAVE been prone to distraction by moving objects! Try not to be so stubborn and arrogant, just because you have ADHD it doesn't make it okay!

[@mikespenser4013]

Here’s a photo of Boris Johnson without his pants on. Send us a fiver so we can make him put them back on!

[@BartTibia]

All Portsmouth football players disliked the video :P

[@timebomb4562]

we're the Portsmouth football team

[@haz21000]

LadyOfPurple89 ur epic for sayin u like Russell Howard hes an epic man darkblood626 gd jk man laughed at tht aswell :) Russell Howard - I'm jerry morgan and if u dont donate to children in need i'll take pudsey's other eye!' ROFLMFAO

[@rjmurphyman]

Two brilliant jokes by Ed Byrne there - (Clicking & Shocking Footage)! He's on fire!

[@KitsuneProject]

@xXDinoman1997Xx Try This... "Red Nose Day, The time where The Clowns Go Out on the piss in the circus tent"

[@cian634]

The Madonna one was good

[@Myriadfold]

loving how people thumbs up the jokes so its impossible to be suprised anymore >.>

[@diamonddanceangel14]

@TheSamwoolf ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. Two different things, though they are similar. Country does not matter.

[@JPMM316]

“And remember every pound you give goes directly into my Swiss bank account”

[@Rollthebuddah]

@GlophTheweb It is like that, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, short version - inability to concentrate. (Russel himself has ADHD.)

[@2205923358]

Sorry about the smap, just need to comment here though, mus be the first time anyone has ever spelt genius right on KZbin. Thanks for that.

[@Levanoir]

Only Britons could consider a man in a tub of baked beans humorous.

[@andrewf01134]

Can someone please tell me the name of the guy who says"You all send us a fiver and we put the proper telly back on"

[@jaggass]

''Africans got themselves into this mess and it's up to them to get out of it goodnight''

[@roxas66032]

my entry: trust me every penny is going to charity

[@MunchMan]

Unlikely things to hear on a TV Charity Show: "Thank you for all the money you gave that we are going to use to pay for the celebs to create next years Charity show."

[@hollypusheen7651]

Ironically, Russell Howard definitely presents as ADHD

[@chrisgarton4225]

For those of you who are thinking about donating to music education, please don’t, that’s what my brother wants. Please donate your money to me so I can spend it how I want to.

[@Rossburg1]

ha ha ha. soz pompey fans, but that was a gr8 joke. 'please give us money, we are portsmouth fc'.

[@zephyr84]

just 8 pounds a month can help these african children build a well... to hide from madonna. LOL

[@funkyfranx]

DONT FUCKING PUT QUOTES IN THE COMMENTS ITS RUINS IT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVENT FUCKING SEEN IT

[@Electrotunez]

Try being a black, gay, immigrant and watch this then. :) Not that I am.

[@lelli28xxx]

Every premiership footballer has pledged a week's wages. So with that, we have bought Africa.

[@KitsuneProject]

"Michael Jackson Would Like To Raise Money By Doing 6 Year Olds"

[@KT926]

I'd say: "Next on Let's dance for comic relief, he's had a few drinks but he's gonna try his best to dance anyway... #We love to boogie on a Saturday night!!#"

[@leaguesmanoframsgate]

Frequently.

[@MichaelELambert]

For just £100 a month, you can send my lazy good for nothing son off to college and outa my bloody flat and other good for nothings like him!

[@optimalhazza]

Every time I click my fingers... oh I'm 8 years early, sorry.

[@LokkerG]

Rape is no laughing matter... except when someone slips saltpeter in the guy's drink.

[@KitsuneProject]

"Lee Evans is raising money by making his sweat into a Garden Swimming Pool for kids who carnt swim"

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Please give generously or you'll never see your wife and kids again.

[@Samara.Weaving]

01:13 Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisgarton4225]

We’re collecting money to keep three things forever, tom brady, the musical hamilton, and the 2017 beauty and the beast movie.

[@shadoweye10]

What is the name of the guy on the second joke and the guy of the third joke?

[@edwardharriss1463]

Just 5 pounds donation will bring Simon Cowell closer to building his new extension