Unlikely Things To Hear In Hospital - Mock The Week

[@nigelterry9299]

Dr Pepper? Now there's a fizzician!!!!!

[@themightygallium9509]

Joke chains for the win!

[@GhostBear3067]

Thing is I have encountered a doctor at hospital whose last name was Pepper. Yes, poor sod's life was a nightmare.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

If I remember correctly, the *defibrillator* joke was made by Andy Parsons long back.

[@Tech101yt]

Yes, it was.

[@edwardhanson1572]

Well it's good to see that Mock the Week is into recycling.

[@george5hampson]

in fairness they do the same/similar topics a lot so Ed might not have even known

[@kjamison5951]

“Take as long as you like, explaining your condition to the doctor.”

[@rosiefay7283]

"We have a bed ready for you right now."

[@DevinGates]

I'm getting a ticket to see Dara in Halifax, NS as a Christmas present to myself :)

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Why do want sleep as a Christmas present?

[@FFKonoko]

@@hop-skip-ouch8798 there's so many good answers to that. Having kids, working retail...hell, I also want sleep as a Christmas present.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

@@FFKonoko Explaining the joke kinda ruins it

[@tiarnan76]

get ready for loadsa ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh evolution is true so it is, so it is - horseshit

[@DevinGates]

Well, since evolution is fact, that should be a fun night

[@amathist1998]

Yakko and Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

[@EccentricGentelman]

Amen to that bit about NHS111. I once called them, went to the clinic they told me to but when I got there they just said "we don't handle that complaint, you need to call NHS111." And I kept telling them I DID call them and they said to come to YOU!

[@sharonhill2602]

2:30 best joke ever

[@chrisgarton4225]

Alright, surgery was successful, and his nose didn’t turn red and I didn’t hear a buzzing noise

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

0:54 Andy Parsons delivered it better

[@petergreen2552]

Look at all those new nurses and doctors that nice Mr Johnson promised he'd deliver

[@Greninjia]

It's likely The spending pledge is going to be put into law So ok leftie

[@petergreen2552]

@@Greninjia I watched Hancock on the news this morning. I was losing the will to live listening to him trying to get round how existing nurses aren't new ones

[@trenchardjj]

How did that work out?

[@oxgoth]

​@@trenchardjj lol. Yep, the above comment aged like milk.

[@chrisgarton4225]

I work from Monday-Friday except for when I’m on call. When I’m on call I’m on the phone.

[@SmartMan1st1]

Omg first on my favorite channel...can't waste this moment...DARA IS A DR.EVIL ON THE MEGABUS

[@injunsun]

Defibrillator joke was knicked from Andy Parsons, years ago.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

I'm laughing because medical care in the US is just as scary!

[@willhunnisett6139]

Just as?

[@chrisgarton4225]

Does anyone know where my watch went?

[@BuzzinVideography]

We have no idea what's going on here but your brain cells are dying rapidly. -I was actually told this prior to my brain surgery

[@danmarsh7985]

Im sorry to hear that

[@BuzzinVideography]

S R it happened every day between the age of 10 and 13. Brain surgery halted progression of the crainial suicide.

[@BolttheSuperPony]

Funny how this is in my recommendations considering we're in the middle of a pandemic

[@dizzylizzysunflower]

Josh Widdicombe would put me to sleep!

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*Mock the Week* (Season 15 Episode 01) kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpaydXx8dsygrdU Presenter: Dara O'Briain Team 1: Ed Gamble, Tiff Stevenson, Nish Kumar. Team 2: Josh Widdicomb, Hugh Dennis, Gary Delaney

[@chrisgarton4225]

I’m off duty now

[@forvergone4784]

Uh... Repost

[@EarnestWilliamsGeofferic]

How bout stealing the defibrillator joke from Andy Parsons (@1 min) ... from the same damned show, too.

[@mikebuckland]

HOw on earth does anyone think Nish Kumar is funny

[@frankydave]

Just tastes. I thought the Dr Pepper joke was brilliant.

[@-I_am_Him-]

Yh ethnics r cringe all they do to make people laugh is by insulting their own race

[@SaintPhoenixx]

He has managed to make a career out of saying "Brexit happened" so you have to respect him for that.

[@livensflame]

This is just one of many reasons why the BBC needs to be abolished.