Unofficial Recap of Jermas Dollhouse Stream (Day 2)

[@Connie.T.]

Chat was *brutal* on this stream. Jerma is a new pet hamster and chat is a maladapted seven year old child of divorce.

[@Connie.T.]

It adds another layer that chat chose the full himbo outfit for Jerma, unsurprisingly. He's just chilling around his mostly empty house dressed like he's at Provincetown in 1989.

[@WadeAlma]

@@Connie.T. That's a himbo outfit? Oh God.

[@Connie.T.]

@@WadeAlma I mean, let's be real, that plain white tank is more see-through than a wet yeti costume XD

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Ngl was kinda concerned when so many people were screaming for uncle ted’s couch to be dropped on his head, and then started getting shitty when the movers (obviously) didn’t do it

[@KrypticAsylum]

@@Whatsuppbuddies the major drawback of having all these new viewers, a lot of them just want to shit things up (not that Jerma probably didn't expect as much, his whole schtick is using himself as the joke) but yeah this stuff definitely cranks the normal "insufferable twitch chat" dial to 12

[@PS3Fan487]

I like how every time he's low on Fun™ it means he's immediately hit with psychotic angry depression

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Can’t say I don’t relate

[@Everettalla]

Relatable. If I’m not dribbling a basketball, I’m sobbing into a pillow.

[@captainxanet4043]

Jerma doesn't wear tank tops at home because he's self conscious but will walk around naked.

[@obeseperson]

It only makes sense in his fucked up mind

[@theforbiddenfruit2300]

@@obeseperson your pfp and name are gold

[@IronicHavoc]

Chat chose flirt nearly every time it was available. It reminded me that the vast majority of players' first instinct in The Sims is to make them date and do Woo-hoo ASAP.

[@megajoecaco786]

Except this time these aren’t fictional npcs, but real actual people Jerma kidnapped to play in his tv show

[@64B_]

You know how back in the 70's porn movies needed to have some kind of storyline to legally justify their existence as more than just porn? The Sims is sorta the game equivalent of that.

[@jackassGALORE69]

yeah it was either flirt or dance, never nice or rude.

[@slorchman672]

Undertale has cursed the gaming community permanently

[@LtSprinkulz]

@@slorchman672 you know the sims predates undertale by like a decade right?

[@doughboywhine]

When Jerma missed his date, a good portion of chat wanted to buy him a coffee maker so it wouldn't happen again. Pretty heartwarming to see them actually care for him for once.

[@Umberman]

Chat is a cruel god, but a merciful one

[@KrypticAsylum]

i'd like to assume a majority of new people realized the fun stuff won't progress unless they actually work with the "game"

[@IronicHavoc]

A lot of people play the Sims with the express purpose of seeing the characters date or f*ck. I'm sure some people are invested in his relationship/happiness, but most of the people voting for it probably had their own interests in mind.

[@carto4028]

We care.....in are own fucked up twisted way but we care...

[@twentylush]

@@KrypticAsylum The lsf reddit was chock full of people complaining that people actually wanted to play the game. I thought it was pretty clear that we needed to actually make him survive in order to trigger more special events, buy phases, and get more funny options. Jerma can make the mundane funny, im not sure why everyone wants to be wacky quirky and buy popcorn maker 3 times

[@pokemons1]

I love how they dressed Jerma like a Disney character going through depression

[@paperhat_boi]

@@lass7212 yea they

[@lass7212]

@@paperhat_boi oh your right, mb

[@acoin1116]

complete with noticeable beer gut and disheveled hair he even hallucinates in this one

[@cyrusthesecond]

Ludwig had some serious commitment to his character. Those close ups of his face had me rolling. His commitment to the part of being a sim sexy maid was hilarious

[@auto144p6]

what? i'm not sexy enough for 2k?

[@troublewakingup]

@@auto144p6 "you're right I'm just a maid" *throws bread on ground*

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Him eating the bread was terrifying

[@chiralanomalous2904]

1:44:12 "Ludwig?" "Ye-No im your maid!" That couldn't be scripted, actual genius

[@couchtable]

@@troublewakingup Lud could definitely be an actor, his parts felt like sitcom dialogue

[@HyperDust11]

"yo is that gum?" "No, I had a whole piece of white bread before I got here"

[@TheArcWielder]

Uncle Ted drinking on the couch when Jerma tries not to piss himself is peak acting

[@ConnersCaptures]

Uncle Ted was a great actor

[@iblame_nargles]

_jermajermajermajermajerma_

[@b99b12]

@@ConnersCaptures RIP uncle Ted. He died so jerma could get money 😭

[@chano6555]

As he’s on the phone with the grim reaper

[@E3kHatena]

Jerma thanking chat for letting him go to sleep only to collapse at the foot of the bed is such an underrated part of this stream.

[@stiinkysocks6354]

I find it really sad how Jerma is so self conscious despite being such a good looking dude.

[@pellabologna]

dysmorphia is a bitch

[@PlatinumWoW]

This stream pays off all the debt

[@TheBadSpecialistOnTheRocks]

Howdy mr platinum, how is your weekend going?

[@mangonion5085]

Absolutely, we are in his debt now

[@randomredpyro164]

Now he’s just in real debt instead

[@user-xv8eo2pk9g]

Plat! Nice to see you here

[@jeremytitus9519]

Hey! You can't decide that unilaterally! ur right tho

[@alphabett9716]

Jerma crying uncontrollably before streaming while sitting on the toilet is the funniest fucking thing

[@collinslogan01]

Jerma is really raising the bar on what kind of entertainment you can really do live on twitch. Fucking incredible and I thought the carnival stream was good.

[@bruxtle]

He always does some of the most unique streams I've ever seen

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

Can’t wait until this evolves into something horrifying and unwilling

[@MaxwellKasper]

We're all going to look back on the Dollhouse streams for years to come like a cultural touchstone. "Where were you when the fire threw Jerma out the god damn window?"

[@Edward2400]

Luckily I was there for this achievement

[@CuulG]

@@Edward2400 i missed it sadly

[@jeremytitus9519]

I just about lost my damned mind

[@CuulG]

@@jeremytitus9519 the ending was insanse like did jerma knew he could jump through the window? because it could have been solid plastic thank god it wasent

[@NyanMango]

@@CuulG I think he's familiar with stunt glass. He used it before in that PC building stream.

[@gravenightghoul]

Putting Uncle Ted's death up there with actually fucked up Jerma moments along with him decapitating Santa Claus.

[@titaniawallace4223]

He really did sentence that man to eternal damnation with no remorse because he was annoyed at him being in his house

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

in jeremy's defence he thought he was being haunted

[@PowerSpirit50]

He's a money hungry maniac!

[@TurbopropPuppy]

ACTUAL PSYCHO

[@somethingofnote9241]

I see it more as Jerma forcing Ted to accept he's dead, and that the grim reaper simply escorted to a nice him place in the afterlife

[@kyledonnelly8069]

I love this because it's like he's used to performing without a reaction besides a chat. He's there in silence in a studio but it's like he elevated his skillset to a whole new meta artistic level. It's kind of genius that he did this, many entertainers might struggle doing this at all but son of a bitch, he's fucking nailing it. Jerma isn't a stream clown anymore, he's upgraded to a performance art comedian lol that's insane to me

[@monkeyman2900]

look back at this comment in a year

[@kyledonnelly8069]

@@monkeyman2900 lol jesus if history has taught me anything, that's a bad idea. But also, I hope I see Jerma on snl lol

[@fridaynightpizza7158]

he has some experience performing without a chat, he did a live action wrestling tournament, he's done skits on his youtube and he's had more than one weird stream like this, he had a family reunion, a game show, a lie detector test etc

[@kyledonnelly8069]

@@fridaynightpizza7158 you know, that's a good point

[@PrincelyDusty]

@@kyledonnelly8069 random internet person here: its been a year

[@pikitunch]

Most underrated joke, Edna mistaking “salmonella” for her grandchildren “Sam and Ella”

[@pucktoad]

Kitboga has a running joke in his scam calls about his kids named Sam and Ella

[@pikitunch]

@@pucktoad lol I watch a bunch of his vids and surprised I never noticed til this context

[@WedgeStratos]

"Oh, you've really done nothing with the house." That's a bold statement, did he not just install an entire extra room over night in this game's context?

[@semibreve]

Didn't realise the sequel to the Truman Show was out already But seriously, his mannerisms are so similar to Jim Carrey that it's terrifying sometimes

[@cosmiceyness]

jerma is the new r rated jim carrey

[@fujifilm5127]

Truman show but he's aware form the beginning he's on and show and can't leave is terrifying.

[@woomyrune]

I can't imagine how funny 1:23:20 was for Ludwig. Jerma busting in like a neanderthal, being on edge and weird, suddenly leaving and then hearing shit noises through the walls.

[@geordanmuether5739]

Edna’s wobbly demon voice is slowly driving me insane

[@juvenoiachild7675]

I realized that the grandma neighbor is the dude that scams scammers on KZbin. Using the same voice mod. He did a video with Jerma once where they where an old married couple calling tech support

[@ChaseFace]

Kitboga

[@Pefonmo]

"You live in this cartoon universe with the rest of us." is a far more powerful phrase than it was meant to be.

[@tepig2828]

Ludwig is so good at making Jerma uncomfortable.

[@Cyynapse]

"those spoons are from my uncle ted... who recently passed away" "can i have them?"

[@JohnRed]

First day of the Dollhouse stream he beat his viewer records. This stream he beat that record again. 90,823 peak viewers.

[@starstudy8752]

I seen 94k at one point I swear.

[@System509]

90k Andy confirmed

[@netux]

And the third day he beat them again - reached 101k

[@ww-uq8ls]

And the 4th day he will beat twitch itself!

[@milque9715]

@@netux it's insane. I have seen him legitimately showing up in various social media feeds of mine because there are articles being written about it. The word is getting around

[@Brixxter]

1:05:47 is my absolute favourite part. Dude goes from completely depressed to full on jerma mode in an instant

[@slippingbugs]

Jermom stole all of teds stuff and faked his death and Jerma confused the grim reaper into for real killing him

[@doughboywhine]

very tragic

[@LSClubhouse]

Brokkr the insurance company called confirming that the day before Jerma killed him. It’s why he got $2000 from Ted’s life insurance a week after already getting $750 of “inheritance” while his mom got $10k. Uncle Ted was at spring training and Jermother liquidated his accounts, took his stuff, and claimed he died while ignoring his attempts to contact her.

[@exodescult]

my headcanon is that his mom murdered uncle ted and she hired the reverse burglars to send Jerma all of Ted's stuff so she doesn't have to deal with the police and DNA

[@exodescult]

@YevNi shut uop

[@Joseph-ey8vv]

It was awesome to see Edna, but kinda disappointed that kitboga has yet to make an appearance

[@doughboywhine]

I know, Edna was awesome but wtf was kitboga? Chat kept urging for him to come on but he was nowhere to be found

[@auto144p6]

at least they got ludwig and that one maid dude

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@auto144p6 Yeah that one maid dude was pretty good wonder if he streams

[@hecticscone]

@@jeremytitus9519 yeah his name's ster

[@xilpes6254]

@@hecticscone isn't ster that one tf2 youtuber? The maid isn't just a character though, she is from ukraine

[@frogfrog666]

he continuously raises the bar every time. like i thought the first stream was absolutely incredible and somehow this one went above and beyond by FAR. tomorrow's is gonna be so awesome and i am so excited :')

[@ryanbigguy]

Local streamer goes over his hourly fart quota!

[@nicheman4455]

The fart button guy really is living his best life

[@holdencross5649]

2:02:30 this stunt will incapacitate Jerma for the next 3 months

[@jeremytitus9519]

Jerma 986 will probably have to sub in for the final Dollhouse stream Hopefully he's up to the task

[@joshmanbobb2176]

Bro that part was hilarious the way the glass barely made any noise

[@szczebelek_6133]

When that bear chokeslammed him when he was so cnfident I just LOST IT

[@dearratboy]

It's time for You to pay!

[@pohatunuva3771]

He hit him with the Sol command grab

[@baduafrederickirvinmatabia524]

It's time for you to *PAY!*

[@LieutenantBoii]

Streamer calls chat a horde of psychos while living off a diet of one slice of bread.

[@aplix747]

Summary: Insane man tormented by demons after murdering his uncle

[@nerdychocobo]

love that jerma decided to lie about a tornado for literally no reason and make the whole situation 20x more awkward

[@waffles8144]

Edna feels like every single old person I’ve ever served at a retail job put into one person

[@Armameteus]

The funny thing is that Jerma is actually more obedient than Sims are, especially when they're miserable. The fact that, in spite of his abysmally low stats, he still goes along with the commands he's given is actually _less_ "realistic" in comparison to Sims games.

[@HellishSpoon]

honestly its kinda wild to think how big jerma is these days like he gets his own studio to this sim mega live show? sure came far from being a tf2 youtuber

[@chessboard4367]

"Big" lol

[@creeperhunterD]

@@chessboard4367 He may be compact in his physical form, but in spirit he's the largest of us all.

[@Luckyfoxoval78]

I can't believe the "Otto's Big Adventure" guy has actually made something of his life!

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

I think the word you meant was compact

[@blub8809]

he peaked at shpee

[@Marskad]

Jerma really sells the sims personality. Those mental breaks are the so sad and funny

[@BanditoBurrito]

The concept of a streamer bringing over another to do a stream together for the first time and realizing he’s banned for falling asleep is hilarious

[@CuulG]

dude jerma jumping out the window and him almost dieing to a bear was the best

[@badusername9903]

im an hour in what the fucjk

[@CuulG]

@@badusername9903 yo my bad bro but you knew full well that people comment on what happens in these comment sections. its not like you'll get likes for talking about something completely unrelated to the video, im not gonna be talking about what i had for breakfast today im gonna be commenting on whats in the vid sorry man

[@yguy1232]

@UCFrPaHC8pxO2wXpm_Y9eNSw then don’t read the comments dumbass

[@BenDiPaolo]

"Five far- and I said an hour an hour. There's more there's more than five farts an hour, someone's gonna be in a lot of trouble." -Jerma to his Dollhouse crew after Day 1

[@festusdingwand7301]

I'd like to think that on the other end of the earpiece is ster just reading Jerma the updates very aggressively

[@rodrigojps]

The nightmare sequence was incredible, definitely my favorite part from this stream

[@CandyMaddy]

ludwig calling jerma a psycho is the best thing ever, he knows the pain we have to go through to witness jermas psychopathic tendencies

[@supplespecimen725]

1:02:56 “Fart noise” *bladder meter fills all the way up* would have been peak comedy

[@megagrips6470]

this whole thing is extremely impressive. jerma is a great streamer. no joke.

[@commissarvigil4806]

Hes short

[@unhelpable977]

1:53:04 this part with the priest talking about jerma's organ caught me off guard, it was totally psychotic, i pissed myself laughing

[@MetalGearDavid57]

These streams have a very similar feel to batsu games from Japan that are held every year where they put some people in an enclosed area with cameras and mics, and celebrities show up and do random stuff. It's really nice to see American comedy adopting something similar.

[@ddoober]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@lifesoldier]

shoutout gaki no tsukai

[@HeavyWeapons52]

How does he have the energy to keep this up for hours??? Never a dull moment omfg

[@bloodyidit4506]

Are Jerma's friends the staff for this show? They're definitely fucking with him like they are lol

[@TheGrikko]

Like the nipple zoom lol

[@urbroz]

It seems like the stream must have taken months to work, so maybe he just befriended the staff over time :)

[@chainchompsrule]

How could you not be friends with Jerma

[@alechuntsman9524]

im sure the staff are the same people who have helped with all of the past big streams

[@funnyvalentine4691]

My speculation is that's the same guy who focused on Jerma's feet during the carnival.

[@deecomposerr]

i love uncle teds throwaway line mentioning that he went to dollywood

[@ChimenyDust]

That nightmare bit was the most real representation of what dreams are like I’ve ever seen. Also a lot like a shitty salvia trip now that I think about it. This stream is so relatable maaaaannnnnng!

[@tanksave7517]

The man of a hundred personalities, The bane of shady call centers himself graced this stream. I was not prepared.

[@user-wi4zt9ij5g]

i was double taking, spent about 10 minutes squinting to make sure it really was kit

[@Isosyth]

I marked the fuck out when I saw Kit.

[@LOLplayer232]

49:56 Would have been perfect timing for Mr Fart Sound Man "You know what I CAN do?" *Fart* - 1:22:10 The slow zoom in as Jerma speaks is top tier camera work for a live tv show *chef's kiss*

[@eltio2580]

kinda reminds me of the office a little bit

[@de-ment]

the lunge through the window was absoluetly golden. It was 3 am so I couldnt be too loud but I was hysterical apart from that I hated how rude he was to uncle ted, even going as far enough to kill the poor man Also cannot wait for the stagehands to be featured in the next jerma rumble, I would especially love the addition of the guy with the green shorts.

[@janemaria8912]

That absolute psycopath kills his own uncle for insurance money

[@TheNotSoRealJeff2]

Who?

[@Bruh-d]

I even heard that if Ted didn't die he would've appeared even more afterward's and they planned bit's for if he didn't die. A shame we won't get to see them now.

[@de-ment]

@@Bruh-d I feel that for a buncha stuff, since it's like a game I want to watch others get different endings and outcomes. but I know I can't.

[@Bruh-d]

@@de-ment Mmmhm which suck's. If only if it was a KZbin bit with the choose your own routes. But then the acting wouldn't have been as nice to watch compared to live improv.

[@grahamcruickshank2888]

This was actual insanity lol, it feels like a dream where people you know are in it but act really weird

[@M3GAMAN100]

I literally screamed when he went clean through the window

[@dontaskforchanelname]

46:55 That guy just jermawalked into the bathroom, pog staffs

[@hobosrule11]

I genuinely feel like this is a major historical moment for twitch and honestly the internet in general

[@jeremytitus9519]

Fireman stronger than Jerma confirmed LOOK AT THIS DUDE!!

[@phexphe5427]

Still reeling from the stream, felt like history being there live, seriously an amazing stream on everyone’s part, especially showing Jerma’s creativity

[@Tufukins]

Same, it was full of great crossovers and laughs

[@goop4923]

i love that at 56:14 his face blushing was the same color as the wallpaper

[@Neodinokiy]

Jerma’s nips Jerma’s nips if he hadn’t mentioned it I wouldn’t be constantly looking at Jerma’s nips

[@tahunuva4254]

Man I love early The Clash

[@dawavve]

This man took a full-on wrestling bump to end the stream. I'm still laughing about it

[@JohnLozo]

When the recap of highlights is 2 hours long, you know it's one of the best streams he's ever done

[@doctorwhoEPICFAN]

its been hours and im still thinking about how insane the end of this stream was. love this chaotic king

[@tezzie_]

its basically jerma vs chat & crew lmao i love it

[@onhundredjedds8959]

nice pfp yep yep

[@tezzie_]

@@onhundredjedds8959

[@Dia06]

@@onhundredjedds8959 extremely sus pfp

[@MushieBLUSH]

*lies about having several stools to an old lady*

[@ramsesbams]

i'm in love with the supposed layout of this house. it's just a straight line

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

The Mario gloves really pulls of the illusion that he's a cartoon.

[@squidlizard9159]

Kitboga sounding like a demon was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@huntermorgan6177]

Day 1 was awesome. But Day 2's quality, from the responsiveness to the acting to the bits, jumped 2000% in quality

[@ElFravegas]

1:56:30 not gonna lie that joke was a very clever one, this stream was a blast

[@arianecarter]

Bro I lost it when the choir started humming the halo theme

[@Beast0fBurden]

47:40 sounds like an intro to a dope song or something, that little quote hits deep lol

[@auto144p6]

imma sample this remind me

[@vampledample]

ap ap you better sample it before I use it for a shitty Midwest emo Instrumental

[@Anonemus7]

Cheltie, seriously dude thank you. You're honestly so cool and thanks for always providing us with high quality highlights so soon after the stream airs.

[@carto4028]

Jerma collects stools like i collect brooms in skyrim.

[@semibreve]

Missed the first two, so thankful for your vids. Setting an alarm for day 3 Also Ludwig as the sexy maid/straight man was so fucking funny

[@DRUZYDAY]

I love how the fire emanates the same intimidating energy as the clown from the first stream

[@ultef4]

this stream is so clever and has so many god damn layers to it. not to mention it's honestly one of the funniest things i've watched. this series of streams is in all honesty one of my favorite things to come out of the age of the internet. thank you jerma

[@grohlski8669]

man I love maidwig and jerma

[@kalebschooley8097]

the grandmas voice distorting everyone elses is making me lose it

[@salisburythefox8324]

Jerma: "Apparently they (chat) don't wanna take care of me" Edna: "Oh that's not bad" XD

[@Dragonoidalpha]

I love how jerma started looking over at the production crew when the fire started

[@NotMirrors]

1:24:16 the fucking staff laughing in the background you KNOW that caught them off guard

[@auto144p6]

jerma is king of twitch and every guest star did amazing. holy fuck. this is the future of content.

[@theworstmaid]

this recap is 2 hours long good god

[@HiHowAreYou2012]

It's like half the actual stream lol

[@notaegg7387]

Yeah the stream was like 4 hours

[@russetrusk]

Every minute of the whole stream was extremely entertaining.

[@jonm3915]

This whole stream feels like the scene in The Hobbit when all the dwarves start showing up at Bilbo's house.

[@grandwizardautismo]

The person playing fart noises really earned his pay. Amazing work

[@abstrusepaladin]

"Their tongue is a deadly arrow; it speaks deceitfully; with his mouth each speaks peace to his neighbor, but in his heart he plans an ambush for him." Jeremiah 9:8

[@junezdollhouse]

resisting the urge to make an impostor is sus joke

[@YoYoBobbyJoe]

This is like a sketch comedy series gone wrong. I feel like I'm going insane.

[@percyap4271]

Maid Ludwig is one of the best parts.

[@13megaprime]

hour glass figure and a beer gut

[@demosugar]

the choir scene is so fucking funny. "I'm trying something new!" "god our father, he's our daddy" "who are you?" "your organ is so big, I'll have to use two hands!" "I don't think you play an organ with one hand, it's not like a flute" "...and then he started dancin" "I can't believe what's happening right now" "imma get you drunk, get you love drunk-" "-ON GOD'S LOVE." "bye now." "I'm sorry." "what?" "jeremiah 985" it's the perfect scene

[@SkullSyker]

Edna starting to sing My Humps at 1:55:14 had me creasing.

[@amyawad]

Edna: *literally shits and doesn’t wash hands* Jerma: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

[@riotrey]

We now know whenever Jerma starts ranting he's just hangry