One Cook, One Arm, One Path to Victory

[@SecretSleepoverSociety]

Secret Sleepover Society is every Sunday & Wednesday at 9 pm EST www.twitch.tv/secretsleepoversociety

[@iamnoone21]

From my table I saw the waiter try to throw a dead rat into a dumpster with his bare hand, and he stretched it into a grotesque 4th dimensional writhing mass before he succeeded. He didnt wash his hands before serving us food on a plate that was briefly rinsed under the sink. When my friend mentioned this, he sprayed us with a fire extinguisher. 5/5 stars what an amazing meal

[@MadCheshireHat]

I heard the server tell the cook to go see what we wanted if they wanted to know so bad. A few minutes later, I heard the cook exclaim they didn't know if the sausage was cooked all the way because they can't tell. However, I noticed they were kind enough to leave all the food supply on the floor for the rats to eat, so 10/10 for animal welfare.

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

The waiter criticized my choice of food when I ordered, even though they only had three options to choose from on their menu. I also saw the waiter and the cook frying up a dead rat and an already burnt rat. Everything was on fire. 5/5 stars, 10/10 would recommend.

[@SsSs-tk1qz]

I am glad to see more restaurants are supporting local talent. The cook was a doctor and the server was clearly a magician as he continuously phased plates into the sink, made burger patties teleport around the restaurant’s kitchen, and washed plates in a few seconds without needing to rinse them. I've heard of dinner and a show, but **lunch** and a show? Quite visionary in my opinion. I also find it quite refreshing for a fast food chain to serve their food deconstructed. It’s a modern take on the classics and adds a bit of elegance to the dishes. However, the server kept hitting me in the face with my plate but he was very polite and apologized every time. 1000/10 amazing service and the restaurant chain is very innovative.

[@Cheezbuckets]

I’m reading comments during the intro, and for half of the first sentence of your comment, I was so concerned that you were talking about a thing that actually happened to you. XD

[@theceo8738]

Great food and service! One star taken because the chef had to be told not to fuck the bun. 4/5 stars

[@cybarch]

"I'm 'bout to prosciut' myself in the damn head" may legitimately be the funniest thing Jacob's ever said

[@dimensionalremi]

1:06:09 for anyone who wants to hear it again

[@Hooples]

I'm crying

[@CaptainLightner]

@@dimensionalremi THANK YOU SM

[@batcharacters]

Jacob's choice to volley the word "damned" or "damn" into narrow unfelt climaxes of otherwise controlled sentences, is truly war taken up against all funny bones. It is his pressure point of choice.

[@jamblastwizard]

sir or ma’am… or… tham

[@damientonkin]

Imagine walking into a restaurant and the waiter passes you at the door and yeets a rat into the street behind you.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

Sounds like restaurants in the bad part of town in media.

[@mrrd4444]

Average New York restaurant

[@Chek38511]

As a cook I can honestly say... I wouldn't put it past several servers I've worked with. They'd probably be wearing the frying glove too to keep from being bit.

[@Spirit529]

That means they serve a fire pizza

[@fdd8747]

Only for the rat to sprint back inside

[@shockofthenew]

(on the verge of tears) "just scoop it up... just scoop it"

[@inacityalone]

jacob forlornly mumbling "just scoop it" had me in tears

[@quowokka]

I've watched this stream four times and Jacob screaming "THE RATS ARE ON FIRE" still kills me

[@coyote_yoshi]

Jacob asking whether the dough needs to be refrigerated at 1:06:48 after spending an hour trying to feed customers food that's been dropped extensively on the floor and that he's played tug of war with rats to get back is so funny to me

[@Realisticz16]

I love cooking games like this with just insane clients. "I would like just sausage and bread on a plate." Imagine leaving your home and paying someone money for a notdog.

[@otasatic]

This is more anxiety-inducing than any horror game theyve ever played

[@siamath9954]

Man, this made me feel super anxious doing literally anything. Jacob's panic just bled into me

[@spilledink849]

27:57 Jacob's anger in "NO IT WASN'T... that's it come here-" 1:06:09 "IM GONNA PROSCIUTTO MYSELF IN THE DAMN HEAD"

[@darkdragen]

56:22 I laughed so much I cried with Jacob's rat saga and scooping disaster

[@darkthunder301]

Pizza rat strikes again

[@lemonsoda1122]

Making Jacob laugh with my "2 Chairs 2 Beers" podcast pitch is a highlight of my life

[@meatlemonade3338]

i can't wait to listen to you shotgunning two beers while your friend looks on silently

[@sourwitch2340]

now will your podcast be made and sound exactly as he insisted?

[@bnashee]

it WAS really funny

[@lemonsoda1122]

@@sourwitch2340 Yes, with a loud burp to finish it off

[@noaccount2494]

"Sorry, Sir, Ma'am, ...or Them'am" is my favorite bit

[@tiredallthetime1636]

Julia: working hard to cook and assemble orders Jacob: attacking the customers

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

I love how every time Jacob and Julia play a game like this, it immediately turns into complete and utter chaos, as well as an utter health code violation disaster. Thank you Jacob and Julia for being such wonderful people, and thank you Khaz for all you do.

[@clarawoodman9331]

That's my favourite kind of streams, i can't stop laughing even a second, they trully are the best, plus the new york accent they both get is hilarious fudyhfufpjf

[@Nyuang09]

Honestly, I'd buy a "Why must I be so clippable?" shirt in a heartbeat.

[@mimi_h]

whose got a cat in a chef hat? 17:57 orange cat arrives 52:57 tall olive rotates 1:10:42 licks 1:13:08 joy defeated the turret 1:14:20 explaining the turret 1:33:40 olive leaves 1:48:29 starting olive + olive goes up baldie 1:54:44 cat ass 1:58:50 pets 2:00:34 olive leaves again 2:06:08 olive in the crevice goes up again 2:08:51 olive wants on + around + off 2:11:14 olive up + down 2:17:28 olive gargoyle behind julia’s head 2:18:17 joy reveal

[@e-811]

Thank you so much for this

[@michaellaporte4951]

Jacob fighting the rat for the floor pizza was one of the funniest things I've seen in months.

[@localman8914]

this is potentially the funniest sss stream of all time. i have watched it three times on twitch already and will probably watch it ten more on youtube. god bless you both this is fucking great

[@Sarah-du7eq]

Agreed. I missed it live and watched the replay on twitch. Been waiting a week to give them the watches on KZbin for the revenue.

[@suitablyobscure]

Ah, the rare occasion that Jacob is the chaos element.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

Especially rare in a cooking game.

[@fnord3125]

imagine going out to lunch and at the restaurant you see a chef chucking a live rat out into the street with his bare hand.

[@MystearicaClaws]

I love how Julia's new Yorker comes out as soon as they're in the pizza shop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eagefrien4142]

Super secret sleepover apron that has “just scoop it” repeated across the front

[@calmthefrontdoor]

between yeeting the rats out the door, plating pizzas straight into the garbage, and the Muppets tier list this is the hardest I think I've laughed at a stream since Heavenly Bodies. My ribs are legitimately sore, so thank you for losing your minds live on stream and uploading the VOD for us lol!

[@bossler13]

I don't think I have laughed harder than watching Jacob "just scoop it up. Just scoop it. Just scoop it. SCOOP IT UP!"

[@siamath9954]

This really made my day. We had a rough day today, our office building burned down because somebody threw a burning sausage into it, we're still all very confused

[@comfort_kitten]

✰ Jacob and Julia nightmare restaurant is such an amazing genre of stream, I love it every time.

[@kingglorie]

Watching the pizza section live was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Everything was such a perfect disaster.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

Doesn't that basically describe the whole time they were playing the whole game?

[@kingglorie]

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor absolutely, but there's something about the multiple pizzas accidently ending up in the trash that excel it for me.

[@GradnLordTad]

Watching that pizza basically clip through the counter to go in the trash broke my heart. 🤣

[@Sereness]

Even seeing it here had me crying! I enjoy the longer playthroughs but I have sorely missed these janky goofy games

[@porkinsdlx5764]

WHY MUST I BE SO CLIPPABLE?! is the funniest thing I've ever heard a streaming scream at the top of their lungs

[@maisieharris5864]

jacob getting irrationally angry is making me cry laughing

[@theodoratheunknowable]

After everything that has busted me up, Jacob killed me with his "oh, excuse me sir" bit while he smacked the customer over and over with a plate.

[@ava8340]

i’m having a shit day because i’m really miserably ill, really stressed with school, and right in the middle of some massive family problems, but i keep coming back to secret sleepover when i can because it just makes me laugh. it just cheers me up. it’s miraculous how it never fails to make me smile and i know this is more than a week old now, but i just had to say how much of an impact your content has on me. ty jason and julie (and khaz n the team)

[@MrDudestein]

The moment that starts @1:04:00 had me actually on the floor dying of laughter.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

I'm happy you had something to revive you

[@exlibrisa]

i had to mute the stream at that point just to LAUGH. a SSS hall of fame moment, and we're only in january babey

[@samanthavandoren2007]

"why must I be so clip able?!" Tears of laughter 🤣 Jacobs laughter with it just *chef's kiss* of a moment

[@mundanepants]

I should NOT have tried watching this right before bed I'm in agony my face hurts from laughing

[@ijlayugan4149]

The game where Julia is actually doing fine and Jacob suffers through out. Just tears and laughter all the way. Thank you Julia for finding this game. This stream deserves a compilation of its own its so good

[@Hooples]

The prosciutto bit is the funniest content I've ever seen from jacob

[@theversatilehunter3651]

i cried laughing at this which hasn't happened to me in a while, thank you lol. the delirium of "you scoop it up... just sCOOP IT up... JUST SCOOP IT" was something else

[@kelseyo402]

Usually it takes a few minutes to go absolutely hog wild. But this one was immaculate in that it came out the gates rowdy

[@AM-ow3gn]

Rewatching, I lost my shit at the sequence starting 58:00. Jacob is just so exhausted trying again, and then the acrobatic sauce betrayals push it all back into clown territory. Perfect. "Just scoop it" will always be what brings me back to this video, though.

[@victoronnie]

even just the way the characters look in the game, like every time something drops on the floor they just stand there with an arm stretched out looking deadpan down at the item cracks me up so bad. this stream is so funny i cant stop rewatching it

[@identitycrisisiv160]

Jacobs broken "just scoop it :("

[@jebnordost7487]

I love how there is somehow nothing more funny to Julia than Jacob yelling at her

[@shugochararox100]

i know we're all absolutely enamored with jacobs "im gonna prosciutto myself in the HEAD" and other treasures, but i have been laughing at "where did this mustard come from..." for a fucking HOUR everything HURTS LMAOOO

[@luvsiclikeadog]

inarguably one of the goatest streams of all time also thanks for using my drawfee tierlist prompt

[@AbhorrentDelight]

Jacob fighting the physics engine is one of my favorite SSS subtypes.

[@ladybuglore]

watching them get absolutely torn to shreds on the muppet ranking was the funniest shit

[@theWeaverofTales]

I haven't watched Game Grumps in many years, but Jacob desperately trying to scoop up the pizza immediately made me think about "Turn it on!! Turn it on!!! TURN IT- I gotta eat toothpaste"

[@icarusstudio6960]

This chaos food joint with both of them going full New Yorker is the most New York thing

[@shocking_squirrel]

I would buy a Secret Sleepover Society apron! Edit: I'm only 20 minutes in so far and I'm laughing so hard it's difficult to breath!

[@HunterJE]

Aprons are the best, on top of protecting your clothes and letting you cook without having to change I find putting one on helps symbolically get me in to a "OK I'm ready to make awesome things in the kitchen" mindset

[@Kfinny55]

Jacob standing on the counter in his fish shoes got me every time LOLL

[@spaceland-fae5264]

Holy shit I don't think I've laughed this much through a stream in forever my god my stomach hurts

[@BefuddledGentleman]

The fact that this was absolute carnage from the beginning was so funny and so on-theme for Jacob and Julia at the same time.

[@HameltheKamel]

I started cry-laughing at this! Its a perfect combo of hilarious physics with angry Jacob and Long Island Julia.

[@theincrediblehibby8239]

This whole vod has had me crying. The "prosciut myself in the damn head" especially had me choking on air 🤣

[@savannahwise7058]

Literally an iconic stream. I can tell I'm gonna be coming back to this one often

[@oden1761]

Jacob with the pizza scoopin’ is by far the funniest thing on SSS

[@OKaysional]

1:04:11 has to be the hardest iv laughed in a hot minute

[@ijlayugan4149]

29:45 You can see in that slight second the person on the left already said "amazing" before Jacob puts the plate down.

[@kateller180]

I've watched this video at least 5 times and it remains one of my absolute favorites. The entire JUST SCOOP IT section never fails to make me laugh until I cry. THE SAUCE. WHY WOULD IT FLIP. THERE IS NO REASON--

[@awkwardity5615]

The pizza part is where I really started losing it, haven't laughed that hard all week! "The RAT! It's taking the whole pizza!"🐀🍕

[@hp8685]

This is such chaos. I can't decide if listening to it while washing (irl) dishes is a great idea or a terrible one

[@SuperCyborgSama69]

As someone whose favorite food is literally anything with Alfredo sauce, I feel like an absolute pasta virgin now. My resolution for 2023 is to try every type of pasta I’ve never heard of.

[@ladybuglore]

I work in a lab and was watching this on my lunch break and the utter panic I felt when the fire alarm went off in this game Cannot be expressed

[@fuumiku]

55:54 to 59:40 is so freaking funny I replayed it so many times and showed it to all my fam oh lord

[@fuumiku]

"STOP. STOP IT- STO- We’re out of sauce." may be one of my fav moments ever

[@spilledink849]

"What the fuck I'm doing stunts?"

[@warflocaltrash8380]

Jacob and Julia continue the "horrid food" saga? Quality content

[@jacobw.6744]

Those rats warp spacetime around them I see. Classic New York rats. They're too powerful.

[@caylenmayer9854]

Thank you Khaz for posting these on KZbin. I’m coming back to this stream today after just putting my cat down so I’m appreciative of the smile it gave me.

[@SecretSleepoverSociety]

I'm sorry to hear that, I'm glad we can be of help -Khaztaroth

[@washiro103]

Julia: you have to cook the bread Julia: *hands Jacob a cooked bun and sausage Jacob: *hands customer a sausage and uncooked bun Also Jacob: Did you cook the sausage wrong? Are you sure? Lol

[@---fi2ml]

doesnt she aso try to put an uncooked bun? they both get them right out of the fridge

[@PernicketyPern]

I love J&J's Kitchen Chaos

[@vdubmerc3]

"Who Are You?" - the sequel

[@tommycarlier9617]

I've already watched this vod twice on twitch it cracks me up so much

[@emmaconder7854]

Same here

[@kweenkitten6207]

I have respiratory problems due to covid & asthma. I laughed so hard that I started wheezing and I had to take 2 breaks to catch my breath so that I wouldn’t die!😂😂 🫁

[@devinstepp7674]

st-stop STOP. we're outa sauce fuckin killed me dude

[@mariovarga2892]

This is an animation goldmine

[@clb734]

"where did this mustard come from" is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard and I can't explain it

[@lian-colechien5528]

I laughed so much, I was crying, wiping away tears, and wheezing for probably 5+ minutes straight. "I'm about to prosciutt myself in the damn head!" 🤣🤣🤣 and, "Just scoop it up." so many times. Sooo many hilarious things going wrong and glitching out. I absolutely loved it. I love all their food game streams.

[@e-811]

I've never been more confused than I was when they said "How is she doing it?!" "She's defeating the turret" and then the minute or two before the explanation

[@pennifold]

Thank you for being the amazing artists and funny gamers that you are, and also thank you for not owning a restaurant.

[@electronic_rat]

There’s something about cooking games that brings a truly feral energy into streams and I adore it so

[@gabbyavila1938]

I can't fucking breath oh my god Jacob

[@keithwalker8166]

Jacobs scooping skill is hilarious

[@Genderqueeropossum]

AN SSS APRON THAT SAYS YAM STEW FOR GAMERS

[@arkaniist]

i'm laying in bed at 3am laughing so hard i'm audibly wheezing with tears running down my face. god i love this video.

[@eyesofmuffin]

something so perfectly 2023 about "*places down uncooked bread next to burnt hotdog sausage on otherwise empty plate* enjoy your meal concept"

[@KingPinguofDingu]

Jacob immediately screwing up as soon as he takes over cooking and burning things after gloating his abilities as a server. *chefs kiss*

[@marymaggotface1994]

I'm sad I missed this live but I am DYING of laughter lmao. I choked on my dinner while watching this and my husband and I are in stitches. I've had like the worst week ever and this 100% made everything better! This is the most chaotic and funny VOD I've seen and I'm so glad I can watch it any time because oh my God I love y'all so much. 😂

[@poinguin420]

These are my favorite games they play. They never fail to crack me up

[@capjax8370]

SSS at their best, turning cheap jank into chaotic comedy gold.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

And not through just making fun of it like most content creators would

[@HmongHeroo]

Love how this is like Plate Up but on demonic cocaine in the best way possible edit: "I'm about to prosciutto myself" got me so bad with how chaotic the pizza section was

[@ashleyguthrie572]

They wrestled my bread from a rat and dropped my sausage on the floor before placing both items directly on my plate. Wonderful meal.

[@asavagegarden]

i have never been to new york but this is exactly how i imagine it to be

[@leedraconis5793]

Gods that pizza has got me losing my fucking mind at 2 am trying not to wake up my neighbors with laughter

[@gh000stful]

i was doing makeup for work and jacobs "im gonna proscuitt myself" made me get mascara EVERYWHEREEE im dying

[@valkyriedarkwar3505]

Both Michael Caine and Tim Curry were amazing in Muppet movies; Michael Caine because he treated the muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry because he treated himself as a fellow muppet.

[@IronicIgnorance]

I will hear "JUST SCOOP IT!" in my nightmares

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

7 minutes in and this is already brimming with tension and action, yet no one is hurling insults or making the cooks cry on camera. Gordon Ramsay can’t even dream of being this fun to watch! 😂 Also, Drawfee/SSS apron when? 👀

[@shannonadams5162]

i’d def watch a whole two hour stream of rando tier lists

[@AndEzutarian]

Apron that says "JUST SCOOP IT UP!"