Unreadable Cringe - Let's Read Women of Marvel 2021

[@dannphan]

This Women of Marvel comic was from 2021... but did you know they made one every year? Let me know if you'd like me to suffer through more of these! We're almost at the goal for our indie comic Horizon Quest! If you'd like to back, please check it out ► igg.me/at/horizonquest/x/19439867#/

[@hwlbausch]

Yes please... hilarious

[@changvasejarik62]

3:25 if memory serves I believe something similar was done by the dc character capt. Storm. The difference being this was the silver age, and he did it when he ran out of bullets, and he made going to war with a wooden leg sound badass.

[@AscendantStoic]

We thank you for suffering on our behalf and exposing yourself to this highly toxic garbage to entertain us ... please carry on!

[@bmwg35]

Why did race swapped ww2 Thelma from Scooby Doo take off her leg?????

[@AscendantStoic]

@@bmwg35 Because all comics today are goofy nonsense.

[@S4ns]

Marvel is a prime example of a company that's just completely given up in the realm of customer service and satisfaction.

[@EcopiuM]

What a fucking stupid claim. Do you people step back and listen to yourselves sometimes?

[@rbu2136]

Marvel WNBA. Just what vast majority male audience wants. Preachy girl boss nonsense.

[@gokux75]

That's what happens when you are a life style brand. Now the comics have been diminished to "look, it's the books about those popular movies everyone loves"

[@Tinkhec_best_maid]

if you think about it everything somewhat goes wrong after Stan Lee died

[@RrraverCrow]

The Disney acquisition really fucked things up.

[@SaltpeterTaffy]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to have the amputee take her leg off to fight has never been in a fight.

[@Easy-Eight]

If the hero is a super powered hopper and the artificial limb is a great club then why not? However, one has the impression that most of Marvel's female heros would not be a match for a Navy SEAL or Army Delta team member. Case in point: Ms. Marvel

[@SaltpeterTaffy]

@@Easy-Eight ...IS she a super-powered hopper? I'd expect her mechanized leg to be the one capable of super-powered hopping. Or perhaps she was bit by a radioactive pogo stick. lol

[@hassathunter2464]

Just your modern progressive fetishising disabilities again.

[@joshuadejesus9861]

Or an amputee

[@Sousabird]

Peggy Carter is an English national, why is she Cpt. America?

[@marcogenovesi8570]

reverse-colonialism or something

[@jayhayhay5124]

They had a stupid run of showing different "captain america" across the world, actual americans need not apply anymore.

[@TroySpace]

​@@jayhayhay5124 which is its own weird kind of colonialism...

[@RambleOn07]

They are anti-American, anti-traditional, anti-customer, and anti-sanity.

[@mikepette4422]

I know right...its just all part of the cringe of what they did to a once really good character.

[@Ra3_ar1adnE]

I feel my soul leaving me just from the title of the comic alone.

[@josephbassey1501]

You better pull your soul back cuz there's more from where that ugly title came from

[@josephjackson4312]

@@josephbassey1501 And hold on tight, your soul is in for a bumpy ride.

[@brandon-qc1ul]

Same here. This is like some bad fan fiction someone wrote you can find on the internet.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@brandon-qc1ul Even fan fiction is somewhat better than this

[@viscountrainbows2857]

​@@t1mburt0nsdandruffAt least even terrible fanfictions try for a title. This was just a placeholder someone forgot to replace until 6 hours before deadline and just rolled it.

[@raavenzen6100]

Ah yes, flawless women of marvel being perfect and winning all the time. Who wouldn't want to read and reread this for decades to come

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

I’m a girl and it’s very annoying how the Marvel women are just perfect, can do no wrong, and can beat a villain with one punch *cough cough* Captain Marvel *cough*

[@raavenzen6100]

@@t1mburt0nsdandruff don't you wish the entertainment industry treated your gender as complex and multidimensional. Oh wait who cares what you want, you're just a virtue shield

[@mattphillips3537]

You’d hate Squirrel Girl.

[@raavenzen6100]

@@mattphillips3537 yeah when the autism kicked in

[@supernintenjoe8911]

​@@mattphillips3537 🍎2️⃣🍊

[@mattphillips3537]

Lady Deathstrike getting her nails done, I see the humour in that. Feels like it would have made more sense as a visual gag in Deadpool than an actual story though.

[@SolidGoldCEO]

It's just bizarre to me that all these female heroes were popular for decades, before they needed all this extra empowerment.

[@Shiirow]

"Are you sure you dont want to come back to the force?" "Nah, all those pesky laws just slow me down."

[@josephbassey1501]

The law is for Nerds

[@UltraGalaxyify]

@@josephbassey1501 The law is for cis-het white dudes!

[@davidhill2275]

Came for Dannphan's slow descent into madness. Was not disappointed. 5/5, would watch again.

[@luigi59969]

So the Manisha girls' father is a hacking mutant, and instead of moving to say Nebraska or the one of the Dakotas, she moved to New York City to escape his hacking of cameras. Great writing, people. You're really making Stan Lee proud with this one.

[@CrazyGamebino]

There are satellites he could use so it’s not foolproof but yeah her father is basically playing on easy mode just flipping through cameras and not having to really have to try versus somewhere that the nearest tech store is 20 miles away instead of 2 minutes

[@TheFatalcrest]

XD that was my instant thought. "Why would you go within a foot of any major city if he can hack the camera for you?"

[@mattphillips3537]

Did I miss part of this video?

[@windofchaosblows]

Or a remote village somewhere in Siberia

[@juliiju0484]

Ah yes, Stan Lee. Marvel's greatest writer. Of course.

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

There was a time when mainstream comic books having Sonichu tier writing was rare enough of an occurrence that it warranted me pointing it out. Nowadays it feels like I might as well comment upon there being speech bubbles in them.

[@mikerude5073]

This. I was looking for something to compare what Disney has turned Marvel into. Sonichu. It's so sad it's perfect.

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

@@mikerude5073 Sad but true (Cue Metallica guitar riffs and copious Hetfieldesque ye-heahs)

[@rjrowley3887]

That is such a good comparison and I hate it 😅

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@mikerude5073 Honestly, Chris Chan’s Sonichu comic was way more respectful to the source material than Marvel nowadays

[@viscountrainbows2857]

​​​@@t1mburt0nsdandruffhave seen trollfics/crackfics full of grotesque violence, terrifically out of character behavior, and obscene, impossible sex acts, that respect the characters and canon more than those involved in our modern "entertainment" industry.

[@Pers0n97]

Ha yes, the black french women of WW2. The ones with prosthetic legs. Ofc. Sure. Why not.

[@hassathunter2464]

EA: "Hey, that's OUR fabricated history! So, ehm, did you do better than Battlefield V?"

[@Pers0n97]

@Hassat Hunter I almost made a reference to BFV yeah xD

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

2:47 That has to be the least intense fight scene drawn on a comic page I ever seen in my life.

[@benjaminsteigerwalt1820]

The woman wobbles across the floor with one leg riveting 😅

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

Manga has better drawn fight scenes than this

[@miles3101]

(read this in a 70's commercial voice) That's right, YOUR suffering is OUR entertainment!

[@marcogenovesi8570]

wow there is more effort here with danphan reading the cringe than the effort marvel put in making it

[@613harbinger316]

What we need is a collaborative comic, created by independent creators (male and female), that is specifically about female characters - just to prove that quality comes from good writing. Not the gender/sexuality of the creator or a cause.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

I get annoyed when tumblr and twitter users say “Male authors always sexualize female characters” when there’s actual good male authors that write good female characters. Those same people praise (some) female authors that write male characters as “dark and mysterious, and overly masculine” when they have no personality and are just there for women to drool over. There are good female authors that write good male characters. People need to learn that it’s not the gender; it’s the quality of writing.

[@DarkSpyro707]

We wouldn't have to go that far just to prove that point, literally just look at manga and the point has been proven for DECADES. Women can write great stories and fantastic characters too, they're not some creatively bankrupt species. Just that the manga industry isnt corrupted to core of hiring their friends and family and gatekeeping anyone who doesn't share their politics and world view.

[@zionleach3001]

​@@t1mburt0nsdandruff Exactly. I see a lot of videos saying how men can't write women very well. But there are exceptions, there's simply too many BAD writers that the higher ups can't get rid of. Trese a Philippine comic released in manga like chapters has a male writer and artist. But with an interesting female protagonist.

[@jonkersley4986]

Jesus that was pretty horrific.I expected the worst and was still surprised by how bad it is

[@wesleyhall3554]

Sexism of low expectations. They just assume that a girl would be interested in this because it's about women of marvel. They also assume that a new reader and a woman wouldn't be able to figure it out without the simpleton writing.

[@TroySpace]

"I'm not naive". Wow, Marvle, hire a proofreader. Edit: yes it is actually "naïve" but the dialogue is so stilted and the context makes you think she's supposed to say "native". Either way. This is way you have alpha readers, let alone beta readers and proofreaders. 2nd edit: 2:40 there actually was a famous female WWII agent with a prosthetic leg. 3rd edit: so Captain America wanders around occupied Marseilles with a star-and-stripe shield poking out of her shopping bag. "Oui, Herr Oberleutnant, it is a new Le Creuset frying pan"

[@damnxit1726]

“Audit of the edit: way* typo of why**”

[@jamierose9095]

She-Hulk used to be far more witty than saying stupid shit like "NO U!"

[@burkeherrick3580]

Oh my God these writers are awful they can't connect point A to point B to point C. It's truly amazing they have no concept of cause and effect, these stories are just a series of events with no connectedness whatsoever my God it's awful.

[@rjrowley3887]

I saw one of the comments compare it to sonichu

[@tvbuu]

Yup

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@rjrowley3887 Even Sonichu respects the source material than Marvel these days

[@stevelucky7579]

You know, I often lose hope in women. Then I find intelligent girls like this and I think, “there is hope”.

[@GeekOwtLowd]

It's like the worst fanfic writing I have ever seen.

[@thatHARVguy]

It's like the worst fanfic writing you have ever seen, *so far.*

[@Yayofangamer16]

The worst part is that it's canon fanfic

[@ditkirbo]

It can get worse, Harley Quinn is slash fic with Poison Ivy these days.

[@tangroro]

4:20 at least Marvel finally allows their female characters to be attractive again, that's an improvement

[@torrancemoore6152]

I was shocked since most of this had "approved body type" art

[@johnpenguinthe3rd13]

I was surprised by that as well since that Marvel artist actually knows how to draw attractive females (unlike most of their other modern artists). Whoever that artist is, Marvel needs to keep them.

[@aurahoneydew9607]

Ah WOKE Marvel where its DC YA everyday.

[@pedropellot9203]

The minute I saw the first page of the comic not only made me want to apologize to you a 1000 times but also make me want to give myself 40 lashes

[@aria.e]

no matter if you are a man or a woman, if you are going into a dark alley alone, prepare for the consequences 😞

[@freedomkirax1020a]

Dannphan: "Unreadable Cringe" *Proceeds to read* 😂😂😂

[@Plxlinixy]

What befuggles me is why they don't choose any of the other female heroines from Marvel's/Atlas past for the WII segment? Lorna The Jungle Queen, Blonde Phantom, Golden Girl, Venus the Siren, Madeline Joyce the og Miss America, Namora, or the OG Hellcat. But instead they keep pushing their lame MCU OC Donut Steel Peggy Carter? That's so baffling.

[@VioStarclad]

"Ass Girl" I understood that reference!

[@dominiclacroix9489]

why would i recommend something that you will like to see you cheerful and happy when i can recommend something awful and see your descent into madness, one is more entertaining! sending you lotsa positive thoughts :D

[@afterwit3620]

What a mess. They need writers with actual stories to tell or they're going to vanish from the Earth.

[@austinkasunic1291]

We love watching your cringe reads

[@amazingfan15]

3:22 another complaint to add on to this scene (that the host also mentioned): why is the French chick removing her leg to hit a guy? did her perfectly serviceable cane break in between panels? it that was the case, then there are plenty other readily available improv weapons strewn about the scene. there's a chair, a stool, a wine bottle she could pick up and crack over the guy's head--why sacrifice your own stability when you really don't have to?

[@lucyhardman2267]

Third story: Congratulations to the artist on turning one of X-Men's sexiest and coolest female characters into a dorky, mad-haired, cross-eyed, middle-aged-lookin' rake with no jugs. I didn't even register who it was supposed to be until the end.

[@lexruthless8263]

Thanks for taking the hit for us. Your videos rock.

[@frankiehernandez3276]

Did she take out her leg and hit him? Do the writers know how difficult it is to balance on one leg and fight? Look at the way she is standing. As if she still has both legs. If she has a prosthetic leg, what does she need a cane for? How does these writers get hired and how much do they get paid? This is terrible. By the way, where are the guns? 🤨

[@danagray9709]

It's not bad enough that it's pandering garbage. It's written like something I might have put together in first grade. The dialogue... wow! How did any of these leave the editor's desk!?

[@TheFatalcrest]

XD The Editor has a Quota and a bottle of gin, wondering where all the good talent went.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

They don’t care about writing a good story. They want to self insert themselves into superheroes (even change their race to look like them) and use them as a mouthpiece for their political agenda. You know that Lois Lane comic that came out? The author made her a small town girl, (when she literally poked fun at Clark and called him Smallville because he was a small town boy) and self inserted herself onto Lois, race change and all. I’m not joking when I tell you that she said that Lois was most likely Asian American because of her hair color. The woman was Asian American herself and said that Lois had to be Asian American because she had black hair. Marvel and DC should be kissing their jobs goodbye because they’re letting morons become writers

[@jimberjamber8540]

"Brotherhood of EVIL mutants" I wanna vomit.

[@rosskwolfe]

Wait, they allowed sexy She-Hulk? I don't care how stupid the story is. 11/10

[@bluecollie55_movies25]

Well, she didn't appear curvy, but yeah she does appear scantly clad, exactly. How did that get through?

[@BlackLightJack.]

Target acquired.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

Get ready Jack. This comic contains cringe, butchered characters and toxic feminism

[@ericfisher1360]

"The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants has no use for ineptitude." "You will change your tune when you see what I can do." No, pretty sure they will still not willingly choose ineptitude. I mean what flavor of ineptitude becomes fit for purpose?

[@mattphillips3537]

The fact that not a single person has made a “But I don’t want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs” joke yet makes me think you guys aren’t really comics fans.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@mattphillips3537 Nobody would be comics fans now, considering the woke garbage they’re pumping out

[@mattphillips3537]

@@t1mburt0nsdandruff no I was wrong, you’re definitely a comics fan.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@mattphillips3537 How am I a comics fan? Nobody wants to read this besides toxic Twitter feminists.

[@mattphillips3537]

@@t1mburt0nsdandruff if you’re gonna ask and answer your own questions.

[@ubaldoarias5653]

Peggy is british. Wouldn't she be Captain Britain? Marvel can't even get that straight now? And a black woman walking through a bunch of nazis during WWII? Did the writer knows anything? They would shoot her in the head on the middle of the street!!!!

[@Feanor1988bis]

How are the supposed professionals so much worse than even fan fiction writers? I mean, ok, those are actually fans of the original content, but still...

[@judesheckelberg5135]

Imagine a She-Hulk writer not writing about some dude penetrating the main character...

[@mattphillips3537]

Next you’ll want a Wonder Woman comic where no one gets tied up.

[@judesheckelberg5135]

@@mattphillips3537 At least there's a bit of innuendo there...not so much with the thankfully dead She-Hulk "show".

[@jdbb3gotskills]

I could hear the pain when you said you love this stuff 😂

[@SunnysFilms]

Ah, yes. Using the prosthetic leg as a cudgel, as you do. After all, why think and write creative ways in which a disabled person can work through their limitations when they can just steamroll them instead?

[@manofaction1807]

One of these days, Marvel will actually have some Marvel art and writing in it.... One of these days.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

this is not that day

[@judahofjudea4601]

Till then dreary days ahead.

[@longtsun8286]

Marvel will likely go bankrupt, and get sold to a FOREIGN company- maybe manga publisher Kadokawa- before that day arrives. Yes, I'm sad Japanese artists and writers do "Marvel art and writing" better than Marvel Comics itself, in "current year."

[@jamierose9095]

I wouldn't count on it. The House that Stan Built has long collapsed.

[@longtsun8286]

@@jamierose9095 Not only collapsed, but set on fire; with the very ground it sat on, salted to prevent anything from growing.

[@datemasamune2904]

I've read it. I'd appreciate it more if I read a comic book about female superheroes, not women suffering midlife crisises.

[@mikepette4422]

You know I really loved Agent Carter as a TV show and was not happy when they unceremoniously cancelled it. But this whole Peggy Carter as Capt America thing it just grates on my nerves. They took a character I really liked and made her....weird. PS Yes Nazi Officers would have guns even at a bar

[@hallo23779]

fan fact: peggy carter isnt even american

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

She was a spy and was good at her job! They didn’t NEED to make her Captain America, because she isn’t. Even. AMERICAN!!

[@TriTomMaximum]

So Mystique helps a dude make a dinosaur reviving machine, then immediately destroys the machine? And everyone watching was completely unfazed by it like it was just the dullest field trip ever? Did an AI wrote this shit or something?

[@greghannibal]

Everything about modern x-men is a departure of x-men.

[@justusbeets5130]

Is that Velma waiting for her in the shadows?

[@rosskwolfe]

If you want a good graphic novel, have you read "Barbarian Lord" by Matt Smith? It's Conan the Barbarian by way of Beowulf with some He-Man and Lord of the Rings thrown in.

[@davidhill2275]

The cringe must flow.

[@wolfiewoo3371]

He who controls the cringe controls the meme industry.

[@davidhill2275]

@@wolfiewoo3371 Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[@zackcrouch6930]

But can they define what a woman is

[@fakshen1973]

The amount of craft and thought put into the storytelling and writing. It must have taken years and years... to get the blue hair hue just right to competently spend the 2 minutes of writing and editing.

[@613harbinger316]

I had no idea this was a thing. It's like they took the energy of that eye-rolling girl power moment in Endgame and turned it into a comic. Seriously. Women (of _anything)_ should be offended by this.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

Why did they even put that in? EVERYONE was fighting against Thanos, and there was no point in doing that scene.

[@SpiritKitten]

as a proud girl of Czech heritage, I am slightly peeved at the map in the beginning of the video. If you’re going to write out Czechoslovakia, you do not need Slovakia! it’s part of the same country! Call it the Czech Republic, if you need to include Slovakia! Rant over…sorry.

[@whiterabbit75]

Why is a British citizen being called Captain America? Probably for the same reason a black woman with one leg in 1940s German-occupied France is saying she knows how to blend in.

[@blaze45ful]

Oh jeez, another torture book in comic book form, it hurt for the title alone!

[@jwchampagne1]

"I can blend in." As a woman of color. In Nazi-occupied France, in 1944. With a visible disability... OHHHHH KAY. Whatever you say, Ladies of Marvel.

[@SolidSDA]

Nothing says empowering your women characters like just cramming them all into one book.

[@Orkprof]

WW2, you're an American operative & a super soldier and you're sent to France without even the slightest briefing on the local language.

[@hassathunter2464]

I mean, knowing American arrogance that wouldn't even surprise me if that would really happen 😂

[@Orkprof]

@@hassathunter2464 even then... not if you specifically need to get in touch with the local resistance! 🤯

[@S4BRETOOTH]

Imagine making a comic to celebrate and encourage women, and the best thing you can do is to hire mediocre people to do cringe boring and ugly stuff... Well done Marvel, I'm pretty sure girls gonna feel really happy to be represented with -at best- mediocrity.

[@robinthrush9672]

8:45 White Tiger (hispanic); I don't know the name of the Korean woman in the Iron Patriot armor or the Indian woman; Spider-Woman; Mocking Bird in black, white, and yellow; Sharon Carter in white; and Peggy Carter in green (yes, they gave her super soldier stuff so she's over 100).

[@torrancemoore6152]

Korean lady just goes by iron patriot (for some reason) and native lady with handprints on her is echo.

[@rjl310]

Reason I’m reading manga, exclusively, #1329…

[@Awakeandalive1]

You've actually recommended a half-dozen really fun manga series since I started watching your vids... Also, I ABSOLUTELY believe that a black one-legged virago would "blend in" wandering around Vichy France. 100%. No suspension of disbelief required, I swear! XD (It really feels like these people are either completely ignorant or thoroughly malicious in their lies about the past)

[@Onnarashi]

*sees title of video* Why am I not surprised?

[@JakeCosplays]

The marvel method of wrighting is...not good in this...whatever it is. Thus is officially MARVIL cannon isn't it?

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

Oh dude you are a breath of fresh air! The amount of arguments I have gotten into with girls (who are supposedly into comics, but not really) who absolutely lap this dogrel shite up and hold it up as championing women rather than the shallow, desperate marketing plow that it is staggers me. Looking forward to exploring your channel and seeing what you actually like lol. All the best!

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

How is this empowering?? The entire plot of these female empowerment comics are all “men bad, women good” and they don’t even train or work on themselves, all they get is a sad backstory and everything they do is excused. Original Mulan was a better female empowerment story than this, mainly because she didn’t join the war for feminism, she joined so her father wouldn’t die. Why can’t we have female characters like Mulan anymore?

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

@@t1mburt0nsdandruff I'd say that the situation is worse than that really. Not only is there a lack of character development as you alluded to in your post, but with very little exception they are less than paper thin as characters as well. The only exception to that I am able to think of atm is the opening run, IE before the universe reset/Dr Doom as God storyline event, of Ms Marvel. In so much that they take time to not only establish her ethnicity (which for most of these types of things would be the entirety of her character) but spent the time with showcasing their personality, desires and such. It's actually an example of a character getting worse and more of a stereotype since they debut, which is the inverse of what used to happen. I could go on, but I am not really in a position to type at the moment (on mobile) and to honest we're just going to be agreeing with one another.

It's funny to see how the people that apparently want to empower women, seem to know so little about them.

[@Geraduss]

Want to hear a WW2 joke? French resistance!

[@TheJohno95]

With all the good female creators in comics, why does Marvel give the reigns over to a bunch of hacks for their Women in Comics books? I guess because they don't care? Anyway... It's a good thing Nazis in that universe Captain Carter are in don't hate black people! Or carry guns. That must be one of those universes where the Nazis are all warm and fuzzy. Or the writer had no idea what Nazis were all about. Furry! Ass Woman....I almost cried laughing! It's a good thing that all of the female heroes that writer knew about were having a party down the street when the robots attacked. That She-Hulk story seemed like it was written by a five-year-old. "You're going down." "No, you!" Just...Sad. Gotta love Marvel!

[@marekkoodziejak1513]

If you want to confirm what a dumpsterfire of a shitshow is Marvel now - here's your answer in few fun minutes (girl, you've saved this... product ;p)

[@Easy-Eight]

I believe Marvel comics is doing a great job of pursuing that Bud Light market.

[@HeySpanky]

Peggy found the only black woman in 1943 Germany... ohh and she has one leg lol how could she blend in?!

[@YEARofTheCollector]

The Daughters of Liberty are actually a cool team, the origin behind it and the different iterations of the members throughout its years. I think the first time I saw them was in a CPT America comic where they help Steve Rogers break out of prison and clear his name afterwards.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Remember when female characters were cool because of their actions and not because they say they are cool? Remember when they had interesting flaws, personalities and powers they worked their butts to earn instead of just having them?

[@maximk9964]

I like the idea of an anthology of stories of varying style and seriousness. But the stories have to not be rеtardеd for it work well, I think. Then again, the creators of this one clearly disagree and their book is published, and I never had anything published so what do I know?

[@guyver6622]

This is why I read Manga instead of American comic books.

[@vincentallen1318]

Haven't bought a Marvel or DC comic since 2018. Glad to see that I made sound financial decision.

[@ninjafoxgamesgeekery]

I'd actually have to give the "who needs laundry when you've got mental projection" a pass. That's.....actually pretty amusing considering Emma Frost is fairly narcissistic, so even if she's just going somewhere in sweat pants and a t-shirt, she's going to mental project herself to be looking like she's dressed to the nines. I kinda find that one amusing in how petty she is about her looks. I'm also a little amused at the notion of Mystique being a mutant terrorist villain and still dealing with teenage rebelliousness from Rogue when she was acting as her mother. Not saying those were written/drawn stellar, but their concepts were amusing.

[@philmasecar8542]

This is my best guess for why they did not use guns, closed area, or the walls, I'm not saying the writing and artists, were thinking of tinnitus and hearing damage, but if I were a person in that situation with a gun, that's why someone would be getting punched in the face, but then again this is a Marvel comic, do with that as you will

[@kyodarkness9243]

"Why do they write stupid things?" They must follow the "write what you know" tip.

[@christhom670]

Somehow you came across my feed today. You are pretty dang funny so you have gained a subscriber.

[@LordZandersSoapbox4811]

Wow, thank you for reading this dumpster fire 🔥 and reviewing it so I did not have to waste my time on this. I am old and I don’t have a lot of time to waste. Thanks for taking the bullet for the team.

[@theatomicpunkkid]

I had to rewind it yep the She-Hulk part broke me.. sometimes I check in as a former gigantic marvel and DC fan that's probably the sound of the door closing for good. as a palate cleanser I would definitely recommend the fantastic four radio series The 13 episodes that were made are awesome. Hopefully can find the one that's in stereo but the mono one isn't half-bad either. if you do find the stereo one I would recommend listening with headphones even with the poor quality there's a lot of things you pick up on with a good pair of headphones.

[@willpower8061]

OMG! Twitter trash "art" Black folks in the french resistance and a British citizen rocking an American symbol..yea that makes sense.

[@theatomicpunkkid]

I could literally turn on my radio think about superheroes and probably write something that would take both marvel and DC for a little spin around town in one afternoon.

[@virgohuan1381]

My soul suddenly flew elsewhere while listening to this...

[@dannphan]

it's trying to escape

[@virgohuan1381]

@@dannphan hahaha exactly 😂

[@Scornfull]

*L O A T H E EN T I R E L Y* Love the How The Grinch Stole Christmas reference

[@deviousdelibird]

But did Jean Grey ever learn to plant properly?!?!

[@clementcote-jacob2072]

Ceramic plants are like the ceramics of the plant world... Great stuff there

[@DaLittleBull]

Some of those were mediocre at best, some were straight up bad, but the Emma Frost one (I think that's Emma) is just straight up weird. Am I supposed to understand that Emma just doesn't clean herself up and just hangs around in her tighty whiteys and doing "mental projection" all the time? Because that's what I got from the comic... Who thought painting your character as a huge slob for no reason is a good idea?

[@jasonmillers6941]

Imagine a bubble. A delicate bubble that has mere seconds to live before it pops. Our feelings have become more delicate than that bubble.

[@dazintheoven]

"Put THAT on a t-shirt" Sorry but this is prolly the line I will forever remember you for >D

[@pietroopendragon]

There's no word in mankind's languages that can precisely describe how much cringe I'm feeling right now...

[@thebigidea9659]

We are in a very dark age for comics.