Blizzard goes to HonestCon - Unscripted

[@UnscriptedHonest]

Ahoy Amigos, thanks for stopping by! It was a bittersweet vid that was a long time coming. Just in case you don't read the description (and we don't) remember: "If we can stand up for ourselves we'll turn from frustrated 50's House Wives into liberated 60's Lesbians in no time".. And we're still demonetized so be a mensch, like and sub and hit up our fledgeling merch store unscriptedtv.co.za or www.patreon.com/UnScripted608 to keep the content flowing. Unscripted Out. PS: if you still haven't seen Anduin and Thrall get real check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpzWoGqNg7B-fM0 for a dose!

[@dog69420]

weird comment

[@Travybear1989]

You quite literally chose to fuck stuff up but yeah. Son had to pick some video games.

[@Travybear1989]

Went on a date and found some games

[@Travybear1989]

woo hoo lol

[@sakebombyum]

"You are some of the most resilient consumers on the planet and with this event we want to see how much abuse you can take to calibrate our pricing going forward."

[@martysonn]

Don't you mean monolog, dumbo?

[@ggez2450]

The accuracy on that dialogue is so on point.

[@CH-vr2dl]

quite accurate really.

[@paddyyy_]

You can describe with this the avid MMO player, super resilient to endure a lot of BS and for no reason very loyal towards a certain company/game.

[@akronakron4352]

I felt it.

[@JustPeterSteel]

"If you ain't broke, why fix it?" is such a dark twist on that saying.

[@CBRN-115]

The wordplay lmao. Absolutely genius

[@Mayhzon]

Legendary quote

[@doublecrossedswine112]

"Before you blame anyone, check your own Blizzard receipts." Bruh. Soul crushing. Truth hurts.

[@nikushim6665]

Nah people have been saying that for a decade. No one listened then, no will now.

[@TheSuitness]

They killed Jesus cause he told the truth. People can't handle it.

[@HardstyleSoldier7777]

This is supposed to be sarcastic funny video but I felt it so hard it still pains me that I went for nothing and got milked.

[@UnscriptedHonest]

Sorry for loss bro. We're handing out free hugs to every attendee who needs one...

[@GrizzlyHillsRadio]

/Hug Mourn not over much, mighty was the fallen.

[@ValosarX]

At least you're not a Star Citizen backer 😅 we've got literally nothing after 10 years . Blizzard at least has actual games

[@UnscriptedHonest]

Oh man @@ValosarX, if you only knew how many jpegs we have in our hangar from back in the day...

[@screamified409]

​@@ValosarXdifference is that CIG is actually going for quality while Blizzard... Goes for shit..

[@fffrrraannkk]

Somehow this was so much better than I expected.

[@UnscriptedHonest]

Funny! I hear that from my wife all the time..

[@ToxicDluxe]

ayyyy nice profile pic

[@SuppositionalBox]

@@UnscriptedHonest Ayyyyye lol

[@Rastasmoke1999]

​@@UnscriptedHonestthat's a good one😂

[@cellamuert]

2:16 "we want our game to represent our global community. from the east coast to the west coast."

[@Craig.Harding]

My favourite part 😂

[@woodwyrm]

but most especially *looks around* California!

[@inflames8019]

Damn the Phil Spencer Monologue is the most Honest Statement about Corporate Greed ever.

[@johan8969]

That Microsoft monologue was distilled depression. Great stuff as always.

[@InvestmentBankr]

Peak conspicuous consumption - when you see a fanboy support starfield, when you hear support for DLC, when you see someone buy D4.... you are seeing them support the machine.

[@wolololer]

This video was rly funny, when microsoft part came out it turn out sad af really quick

[@TutchMaibaulz]

Another banger. "It's Master Chief turn to ride that undead pony"

[@fermin7c1]

My expectations were high, and somehow they were all blown away by this honest con production

[@sirdavis1228]

These videos are genius, I salute you Mr. Unscripted!

[@Guhonter]

"And if you ain't broke, why fix it." wow :(

[@DingbatToast]

"If you ain't broke, why fix it?" I felt that

[@bumble-bee189]

This is not a parody - this is a harsh documentary reality

[@Tiberium10332]

Blizzard can do what ever they want, they only need to release a shiny new cinematic and their fans will forgive them in an instant.

[@raiden72]

The latest cinematics are filled with panderverse levels of cringe but hopefully the halo cinematic team can give them a boost

[@UnscriptedHonest]

For a change of pace, why not try this cinematic if you haven't already? (*/ω＼*) kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpzWoGqNg7B-fM0

[@Nightykk]

Less and less people returning each time though, even if you're right.

[@CBRN-115]

Absolutely

[@CBRN-115]

​@@Nightykkstill, there are people that still return. Seems like people didn't learn their lesson enough

[@pfisterroboto9107]

Jayzus, when Phil comes out I lost my shit. What an absolute chad and truth sayer, right down to blaming the player base for buying trash time and time again! Great video!!

[@jimdiroffii]

"You are some of the most resilient consumers on the planet." RIP.

[@KingGoris]

uncle phil with the gotcha at 3:41 had me in tears 🤣

[@Rokoi518]

They are selling THREE expansions people. Charging full price for patch downloads now.

[@Corty_]

This video should be play before every AAA game's release trailer.

[@optmius99]

This needs more likes and views guys!!! Honestcom is probably one of the most funny series that has ever graced the KZbin realm, and it deserves a lot more attention that it gets. This guy puts a lot of work in these and the results are absolutely amazing. Please help this guy achieve greatness he really deserves it !

[@BasicSub]

I like how Blizzard brought Metzen back just to jangle him in front of the WoW players like a pair keys. Keep giving them you're money guys, metzen is back and now everything will get better surely.

[@Bartoc1988]

Green Jesus will save the world after all.

[@DrSmugface]

at this moment he is a mascot like Ronald Mcdonald and i Think a clown cathces the essence of blizzard and their fanbase very good

[@Limrasson]

Blizzard slowly went down the slope first, and for a long time it was still good. But after Morhaime left, it just dropped into the abyss. This is how it is, however, all we can do is move on.

[@MorfsPrower]

There are some that cling, like Stockholm Syndrome shook them to their core. They will continue to enable Actiblizz and Bethesda until the ship breaks and the company is bought out or merged into Microsoft. Those same "fans" are destroying their own favorite IPs by blindly defending it. I never got the opportunity to get into Blizzard games, and the one option that I could stomach was Diablo 2. StarCraft didn't get Ghost so fuck that for me. Warcraft, specifically the MMO world of the same name, was responsible directly and indirectly for the destruction of well over 12 studios in it's first couple years alone. Fuck that hard. Overwatch I could feel becoming toxic in just 5 games during launch week. Thank God I played it for free. And then Diablo, which stopped being good after 2 and lives in limbo for 4. At this point though, I can't even bring myself to play 2. I don't think Blizzard even deserves my time, and soon enough, my thoughts.

[@Travybear1989]

@@DrSmugface Imagine being paid millions of dollars just to sit there and do nothing because of your name while everything you created and worked towards is destroyed in front of your face. Reminds me of when I got a divorce from my wife. EVERYONE hated her so much that I was literally given money to divorce her and all my friends and family came back into my life. Yeah, I loved her but to be fair she was a complete bitch to everyone else and burned every bridge she could and was a horrible mother (and still is). When the divorce happened she left and told me she wanted nothing to do with me or our son and had herself institutionalized where she met some random guy who was in his 60's and about 400 pounds (she was 25) and hooked up with him, then he killed himself and she tried to get back with me. Our son literally cried when he saw her and refused to even hug her and then she left again despite me begging her to stay and nobody heard from her again. It was like my ex-wife was cursed or something, I've never met anyone who caused so much bad luck around her despite her being a good person for the most part. She couldn't even keep a job and was fired from over 6 places within two years near the end of our marriage. Life truly is something else and sometimes I feel like no matter what we do things tend to play out the way they are intended to and we are just along for the ride.

[@Mesjach]

So brave of you to upload unedited Blizzcon!

[@italifacts1461]

_That fucking wink..._

[@azaldie]

"If you ain't broke, why fix it" 😆Jesus christ that's spot on

[@iamlegion3093]

Lmao bro when they brought out “my friend backstage, I’d like for you guys to see” and it wasn’t Metzen was a hilarious crowd reaction

[@ancientsnail6360]

that Phil Spencer walk-in had me in tears. thanks👍

[@TheOrian34]

How can I feel both intense despair and joy at this video?

[@UnscriptedHonest]

Because that's exactly how we feel about the gaming industry meta right now?

[@meekrophone_]

holy shit, that Spencer segment killed me (and any remaining hope). amazing

[@legendsclan9108]

Man we need to get your name out there, the community needs to see this and wake up.

[@carlosla88]

Oh my god that shut down sound! 🤣

[@Maddock_]

ah, you found the goat! The crew truly is back together again

[@usedcolouringbook8798]

I refuse to believe this is not real.

[@anotherxeo1377]

The music is sick... Also that wink was brilliant hahaha

[@akronakron4352]

"We can treat you as CRAP and you'll keep coming back ! Because we're all used to by now ! "

[@carmalone91]

absolutely amazing. these videos needs to pop off :D

[@theAzaab]

that windows XP tune broke me bro 🤣🤣

[@Bebop_Knight]

The fucking goat scream oh my GOD

[@clement1772]

As always, genius. Well done.

[@maximuscalistopontifice1042]

«Here Before The Bald Man Reacts to It Badge»

[@Garian9]

The Phil Spencer part was despair inducing.

[@halorin]

Damn. Shoutout to the Commando reference on the thumbnail.

[@gogista]

I wanted to watch this video on my 34'' OLED monitor, but it says it's only available on phones. Thankfully, I was reminded by Blizzard that I do have a phone, so watched it on that instead. Thank you for reminding me Blizzard, love you!

[@JT_0n]

That's high-quality stuff. Thanks for being gamers voice in such an entertaining way.

[@nathank2289]

The oops with Kotick and the cosby room followed by a wink was perfect

[@Narakusin84]

You outdid yourself this time man. Love it! ❤

[@alphablitz1024]

The Phil Spencer bit was unreal. Like, this channel is always funny, but it ulted for a minute.

[@G-flo]

Bro, I am so looking forward to Geoff's visit to his own HonestCon at The Game Awards. With the number of memes already made about it, I'm positive you are gonna be cooking straight FIRE after this one. Salute to you Mr. Unscripted!

[@mechwarrior13]

OG War3 Blizzard: What is this? What are you doing, my son? Microtivision: Succeeding you, father. This kingdom shall fall, and from the ashes shall arise a new order that will shake the very foundations of the world!

[@Skelator_Sikelator]

Hey Asmon, Good milkin' if you're checking the comments.

[@Forsaken66666]

Blizzard is just milking more plebs. NOTHING will change. I quit that game 2 months ago for good.

[@mrpara7276]

This is pure genius, a ray of hope in this miasma of dispair....you earned a sub

[@UnscriptedHonest]

And the erudite use of ‘miasma’ has earned you our respect mon frér! Happy holidays

[@ulgarvorniksen5435]

This is pure poetry & highlighting the part we play in giving these goblins our money is so important.

[@alex-ur3pu]

"it's the master chiefs turn to ride the undead pony"

[@PantoniStrikesBack]

"But now it's the time to Master Chief turn to ride that undead pony, and it's gonna be awesome" That and the "Gotcha!!"... priceless

[@nawab256]

It is indeed, master chief time to ride the undead pony that is blizzard

[@meegz149]

"Resilient consumers" I am gonna send you my dry cleaning bill after spitting my coffee out on my shirt.

[@umyrongains4879]

This is some of the best content on youtube

[@Chursh]

That Metzen "WWWOOOEWWWW" had me absolutely fucking rolling. Great video!

[@M_CFV]

Damn bro, Slaydra? I haven't watched azneyeswhitedragon in a decade 💀 brings back memories

[@CBRN-115]

Wow this is comedy gold. You made a video with dialogue that perfectly reflects my thoughts

[@greycat930]

“Actovision CEO threatened to have his former assistant killled,” bro really thought he was the villain in a COD campaign

[@deebojones1159]

“If you ain’t broke, why fix it?” 💀

[@supermathv3]

*Chefs kiss* So much money dumped into cosmetic items, why change the formula? People hated Bobby and what he was doing to Blizzard, but the wallets stayed open.

[@Helios_Therian]

These videos are such a treat. Good job as always

[@sadbeyou]

@Blizzard watch this :) "Oops…did I do that?"

[@stonesteppin]

Love these so much, you guys are rockin' it! What's next..The Game Awards at HonestCon? Whatever ya'll are cookin' up I'm looking forward to it.

[@Reyn_Roadstorm]

I could almost see HonestTGACon requiring some CGI work- Game dev accepting award: "I would like to thank..." /suddenly a stage hook flies violently towards the game dev, grabbing them and yanking them off stage Announcer: Please welcome to the stage Hideo Kojima!

[@NASA3499-d1s]

omg please do an Honestcon for The Day Before disaster. Use those two brothers. That'd be so gold.

[@fragiquerence]

this hits so hard, I mean it really how it is now

[@Lovehandels]

This went from funny ha-ha to dystopian O____O

[@DedgyVanced]

Unscripted God has uploaded

[@raven_glass]

Another masterpiece. Please do some more Bethesda content.

[@michaelomahony1225]

We need a Honestcon T-shirt.

[@UnscriptedHonest]

Your wish has just been granted! Go check out the merch store on www.unscriptedTV.co.za (admittedly, I just cobbled that together so any and all design ideas welcome via [e-mail] - if we use your design we'll send you $1 for every t-shirt sold!)

[@ruorick]

Blizzard is at the point that they can successfully charge for $100 Horse Armor.

[@enoknab]

Back in 1993 I bought a toaster for $43. It still makes toast golden brown to this day. Think about it.

I love the walking dead zombies sitting on the crowd so well behaved

[@mustardeetee]

You know there will be a wall of AWARE emojis when Asmon reacts to this

[@RavkoReads]

Don't give money to people that hate you. It's not that hard.

[@Person1860AD]

Genius as always. Keep these going!

[@Yerlockk]

This video is unedited

[@ViewTube_Dan]

“NOW IT IS THE MASTER CHIEFS TIME TO RIDE THE UNDEAD PONY” That was so on point on this whole situation…

[@BrokeProphet]

I abandoned Blizzard 10 years ago. What a great choice.

[@Ren3gaid]

Nice video again :D The problem is, all those people will never learn. Next year will be a shitshow again and people be like:"Who could have expected that? :("

[@sangeunlee8368]

I love and love and love this HonestCon series. This is amazing.

[@CinohXub]

The fact that the whole thing Blizzard customers are "The more Resilient Consumers" and then the announcement of the lvl 70 Raid Ready and people on twitter defending it high on copium is just wow xD

[@Psykrom]

70 raid ready is exactly why I did not get Dragonflight.

[@ettan5812]

Preach, maybe the zealots will wake up

[@SuperNeatto]

"It's great to feel the energy in the room" 💀

[@lionz5594]

Blizzard used to be heavy metal. Now it's the softest shit one can possibly imagine.

[@PBRatLord]

The GOAT is back lmao. Another banger my man XD

[@odt4492]

"if you ain´t broke why fix it."

[@Chris-yu3co]

"If their games suck, you have to unsub immediately...and only come back once they respect us. Metzen out. Mwah." Dayum. Said from the lord himself. Yall heard him.

[@thomask5434]

🤣 Stop it, i can only sub once!

[@rtr01]

The speech at 3:50 was a bullet. Damn.

[@Kalamordis]

“If you ain’t broke why fix it?” - amazing 😂😂

[@MegaJburd]

The bald man cometh.

[@NSXtacy-]

You deserve more views than the GTA 6 trailer.

[@bellerophon-]

So where does it hurt? Me: Everywhere....

[@alexreiz6128]

Master Chief turn to ride undead pony lmao

[@FreaKzero]

The Phil Spencer Microshaft bit doesnt even feel like satire. Great Job