"There are no modders in real life." Dude, that's a genius line
@Dragonfury30008 ай бұрын
I guess money doesn't count then
@fg2002id8 ай бұрын
@@johnswanson7916 Bethesda QA kinda sucks, I think. Fallout New Vegas game was developed by Obsidian but they uses the same Gamebyro engine as Fallout 3 (Bethesda game) while also have Bethesda handles QA and still New Vegas came out buggy and have many technical problems.
@Auditormadness95 ай бұрын
It's wrong. There are.
@bannedmann44693 ай бұрын
They’re writing this down, I have the worst feeling about how cold that line was..
@Valkyrie-098 ай бұрын
"You have until christmas and we launch without seatbelts" lmao
@Dennzyl8 ай бұрын
i also like the "they said two years! - i said nuh-uh!" i imagine, this is the most common conversation between a developer and a publisher.
@captain14328 ай бұрын
@@Dennzyl "We need two years to make this game" "Who cares about the game? We care about money. Do you want to wait 2 years to make money? Get it done until Christmas or I will find someone who can."
@stuartmiller43638 ай бұрын
Damn,am dying,'even the glitchs will have glitches'.
@Dennzyl8 ай бұрын
@@captain1432 unfortunately, i can only say... "AMEN!"
@rogueone2078 ай бұрын
"Did you know rock bottom has a basement?" Fuckin made me shed tears there Jesus you're a genius
@ESO_PRIME8 ай бұрын
SO GOOD!!!😂😂😂
@jaybberwocky8 ай бұрын
Definitely my favourite line here.
@mistermysteryman1078 ай бұрын
You shed tears? It was that funny to you?
@rogueone2078 ай бұрын
@@mistermysteryman107 yeah lil bro u good?
@steellegacy5556 ай бұрын
I was rolling…. It was perfect
@rofyle8 ай бұрын
And rock bottom's basement has a vault.
@UnscriptedHonest8 ай бұрын
And that’s where we find ourselves today..
@the_dark_soul_of_man3 ай бұрын
And the vault has a hidden lab under it.
@RecBr0wn8 ай бұрын
16 times the profit....
@vert25528 ай бұрын
16 times the returns 1 time "we aren't planning on doing anything about it"
@bamman9998 ай бұрын
It just works?
@TheHK_477 ай бұрын
16 times the bugs and repetitive
@kilderok8 ай бұрын
Did you know rock bottom had a basement? XD These are amazing and never get old, keep em coming, you're doing the lords work.
@JunkHam048 ай бұрын
I think we can trust Todd Howard on ES6; After all, he said Starfield is the Red Dead 2 of space.
@sugandesenuds66638 ай бұрын
i think you missed a comma there
@JunkHam048 ай бұрын
@@sugandesenuds6663 Thanks bro, your reply saved the world.
@TheXpertGenius838 ай бұрын
Starfield is nowhere close to being a Red Dead 2 in Space.
@amalekedomite8 ай бұрын
@@TheXpertGenius83 Starfield isn't even starfield in space.
@sugandesenuds66638 ай бұрын
@@JunkHam04 i'm just doing my duty sir. I was legit confused for a second and didnt knew how to interpretate your sentence :D
@Eleanor_Ch8 ай бұрын
"See that tiny speck of light way, way up there in the distance? That's where people told us rock bottom was. We sure proved those suckers wrong"
@shadowpathfinder77237 ай бұрын
😂 😂 😂 You actually got me. I didn't use my peripheral vision to read ahead properly so I genuinely got got by rock bottom being a tiny speck up the distance
@gourmand36 ай бұрын
"Nuh-uh. You have until christmas and we launch without seatbelts" 😂
@ianhunter28328 ай бұрын
Which part of this was made up?
@amalekedomite8 ай бұрын
The honesty.
@Isnogood128 ай бұрын
@@amalekedomite Now that's a bazinga answer.
@JohnDBlue8 ай бұрын
The best thing in all of this for me is I never saw the original so I actually don't know what happened there in reality
@mfitzger998 ай бұрын
None of.. This is real.
@Wayleran8 ай бұрын
So what percentage of that crowd were Bethesda corporate employees? From the ages, faces and receding hairlines I'd say... ehhh at least 76%.
@Isnogood128 ай бұрын
If they were paid, they would have cheered Andrew WK for all their wages were worth and not just stared at him in cringe confusion.
@johan89698 ай бұрын
@@Isnogood12 Even shills can sometimes get stun locked by the sheer insanity unfolding before they snap back into npc mode.
@rickymartin44578 ай бұрын
76. Nice.
@Avetarx8 ай бұрын
I lost it when someone started to sing out of tune Skyrim theme 😂
@UnscriptedHonest8 ай бұрын
It's @TheDrunkMensChoir and they are fantastic.. link in description!
@JohnWickBabaYaga556Күн бұрын
That was epic. It was so well done. I’m hoping maybe 2 more years for elder scrolls no purple hair.
@UNGGodYT8 ай бұрын
"now, to unlock the basement of rock bottom, all you need is to pay 76 dollar a month to have access to its looking glass."
@noblebearaw8 ай бұрын
Honest Con: We'll tell you no jokes when they tell us no lies.
@Isnogood128 ай бұрын
I remember when Andrew WK came on and did his bit... and nobody in the audience reacted. It was like... dead silence and a few pity claps.
@technomage67368 ай бұрын
You talking about the guy who came out like he thought he was a rockstar? It's like he envisioned the crowd going wild as he comes out flailing around and pumping them up, but instead he got blank stares. 😂
@Isnogood128 ай бұрын
@@technomage6736 He IS a rockstar. The fact Bethesda thought he somehow fit their show? That boggles my mind. It was clearly one of those "We told Todd it was a bad idea but he didn't listen" bits.
@ScytheNoire8 ай бұрын
2006, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, $2.49 horse armour. Todd Howard ushered in the era of "microtransactions" and now they have perfected it.
@divinecomedian28 ай бұрын
The day gaming died?
@billy_cross8 ай бұрын
I wish people would Stop repeating this fallacy as horse armor was not remotely the first micro transaction
@Erksah028 ай бұрын
Except in 2006 id have gladly paid them thinking of it as a donation to fund development. How the turn tables
@ESO_PRIME8 ай бұрын
Technically it is the very first add on micro transaction in main stream gaming. Name one that came before?
@martinsch8 ай бұрын
@@billy_cross But horse armor is a much more funny meme than realizing that Sims 2 in 2004 already was 20 years ahead of its time when it comes to predatory monetization.
@Malxer8 ай бұрын
Todd entering like the freaking Dragonborn had me dead
@gramdalfthewhite8 ай бұрын
The Skyrim music intro for anything Bethesda will never get old 😂
@jlb46858 ай бұрын
One of the most underrated channels on KZbin. More of these please!
@stillious8 ай бұрын
heY mom i maNAGeD to Say Da undErRAT3d word oN tHe iNTernEt11!1
@SnackPatrol8 ай бұрын
@@stillious uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@intrance963 ай бұрын
@@stillious Ur mom needs to take ur ipad away....
@The_Primary_Axiom7 ай бұрын
This channel deserves millions of subs. Millions and millions
@shankypanky88798 ай бұрын
I thought the basement would be Starfield
@testfire30007 ай бұрын
That was something they dug up from under the basement.
@I3ladefist8 ай бұрын
"welcome to the dawn of live service mofos" made my day
@sticksandstones11738 ай бұрын
Andrew over doing it on the keyboard made my skin crawl.
@MerdaLegal3 ай бұрын
"The glitches will have their own little glitch family" HaHAHaHAHAhHA bruh, I am crying XD
@gnikeltrut8 ай бұрын
Todd Howard’s voice, cadence and vibes are so Michael Scott. EDIT: spellinggg
@maxvegas54238 ай бұрын
Dwight Hines: Boss we need to update our engine and game design. Todd Scott: ""No god NO. NOOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!.... but we won the most innovated game design award on steam for Starfield. see it says so right here on this moldy mug I had made" (Jim stare at camera and smirk rolls eyes iconicly) end cold open and Que intro music
@lathrael71528 ай бұрын
@@maxvegas5423 Real funny thing is that might have actually happened.
@UnscriptedHonest8 ай бұрын
Aaaand now I have the theme song stuck in my head, thanks! Seriously though, thank you. It's a banger...
@HamletTwin8 ай бұрын
@@maxvegas5423 Also Dwight Hines: "Dammit Jim, he put my stuff in jello again!"
@nanach62766 ай бұрын
Lol. I was just on Wiki to check out what the name of the guy there was because he reminds me somehow of Todd too! XD It wasnt the same name tho, it was Michael as you said. So then it gotta be the vibes, yeah :P Edit: and I don't even watch The Office
@PantoniStrikesBack2 сағат бұрын
"Nah ah... You got until Christmas" oh my God... you guys are huge XD
@KvapuJanjalia8 ай бұрын
Name's Bugthesda.
@ditto_lifestyle8 ай бұрын
"Did you know rock bottom has basement" Totally XD at that point. Insanely funny!
@AustinC-ul3vq8 ай бұрын
I clicked for the quote, because thats an awesome quote 😂 "Rock bottom has a basement"
@Scheifen18 ай бұрын
The "Fallout" in Fallout 76 wasn't referring to the game series, it was referring to the PR results
@Elden_Lean8 ай бұрын
I'm really excited to see how bad Elder Scrolls 6 is, in a very morbid way. The only thing greater than that is my interest in how bad Fallout 5 is going to be in 15 years when it launches.
@raven_glass8 ай бұрын
What do you mean? Elder Scrolls 6 will be the best game that should have come out 15 years ago.
@LazarheaD8 ай бұрын
Where would Bethesda be without the modders?
@krywoz7078 ай бұрын
Gone Bethesda would be gone
@verde57387 ай бұрын
Buried beneath the basement.
@Twiska6 ай бұрын
They would have either gotten better or failed. That's the thing: the modders made them what they are, both good and bad. They didn't need to try, so they stopped.
@gerbenvanerkelens44758 ай бұрын
I needed this today bro, this is hilarious
@UnscriptedHonest8 ай бұрын
Highest praise Bro
@UnscriptedHonest8 ай бұрын
Highest praise bro
@El-Burrito8 ай бұрын
Still one of the most underrated channels on youtube
@smokeymoe8428 ай бұрын
Gullibility, everyone's new gender.
@illCMAC8 ай бұрын
"I could not be more excited to talk about anything but Elder Scrolls 6, it's more than a decade away so don't even ask." 💀💀💀
@ashleybrooke20877 ай бұрын
I'm a very casual & only social gamer but the editing & voice emulation on these is so good that they're just hilarious even without necessarily knowing the entire context. Any loyal consumer can likely relate to the disappointment & depression
@emcmanamna6 ай бұрын
Love it. The gameplay is inserting your payment details!
@jonslade176 ай бұрын
I would love it if Todd actually greeted the crowd by saying "whats up biznatches!"
@FrazzleCat8 ай бұрын
This now shows up in one of the "My Mix" music playlists that are auto generated.🤣
@Azziee8 ай бұрын
Nobody will lie to you quite like Todd does :)
@Thanatos2k8 ай бұрын
Molyneux used to. Somehow, he was held accountable for it unlike the rest of these frauds.
@JohnShepard904 ай бұрын
With that intro music for Todd every time, I'm assuming he is the true Dovakin!
@roccos23116 ай бұрын
This is beautiful, I’ve been searching for some new anti-consumerism anti-corporate entertainment and this is scratching the itch wonderfully.
@shannonwilliams724926 күн бұрын
God I love these. Great work, smart writing.
@StriKe_jk8 ай бұрын
Hell, Its about time! ..that this awesome song is used again after Hellsing abridged from TFS
@_Snarky8 ай бұрын
Amazing as always Unscripted. thanks for making monday better.
@hetein8 ай бұрын
did he just say what's up bistaches? ........
@hz20358 ай бұрын
biznatch
@dersnorri71878 ай бұрын
That is a great use of the DougDoug Skyrim Theme
@will1884 ай бұрын
Did you know rock bottom has a basement...😂😂
@jovasmav8 ай бұрын
Oh boy here we go
@shannonwilliams724926 күн бұрын
Like the best writing on KZbin. Mad props.
@ZorroVulpes8 ай бұрын
To remind us of how old their only game engine is, they brought a one hit wonder whose one hit is so old he could have played it at the world trade center.
@serioserkanalname4996 ай бұрын
"Did you know rockbottom has a basement?" Modern gaming in a nutshell, thats brilliant.
@Cenot4ph8 ай бұрын
Oh the failure that is Bethesda is a gift that keeps on giving
@cattysplat8 ай бұрын
How Fallout 76 is still around is a testament to the unwavering fanatasism of Bethesda and Fallout games fans. Treat them like crap and they keep coming back.
@TheStuffEnjoyer5 ай бұрын
*"Shout out mods!"* I can't lol! So true!
@zigzera77577 ай бұрын
When nightmares become indistinguishable from reality
@DutchThriceman8 ай бұрын
Holy Cowdung! That Andrew W.K. song is PERFECT for current day Bethesda, absolute genius guys!
@321Brude8 ай бұрын
I stopped being a gamer back 2018. Every new game I saw was an online market instead of the game they should have been. Thanks for the appropriate send off to my once loved hobby.
@ezioauditoredafirenze50428 ай бұрын
Every time I see someone praising Bethesda for "working on" and "fixing" FO76 and 5 years later this mf still has bugs yet people Praise it. It's so wild that developers doing basic patches is considered ground breaking and amazing.
@OrphanHart5 ай бұрын
I, unironically, love Andrew W.K. music.
@user-bl7em8sx6o2 ай бұрын
He is good. I think he voiced that red eye character on the radio in fallout 4
@mrbigboymemebigboy7 ай бұрын
I laughed. And I laughed. Then I got sad...
@PantoniStrikesBack2 сағат бұрын
Just needed to watch this and the Starfield one to subscribe. And I'm not even a Bethesda fan, but this is way too good.
@geronimo55378 ай бұрын
When Bethesda speaks honestly
@DaddyPoppe795 ай бұрын
Haven't laughed this much for a long time. Awesome job 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@RobertJohnson_Zeppo8 ай бұрын
A walkout? Oops, walk out...
@memphisreines8 ай бұрын
Good timing.
@quipsilvervr7 ай бұрын
I actually love how popular Todd Howard is, despite the haunting bugs in their games. I think a large portion of the Bethesda fanbase, want that deep game with the most hilarious bugs imaginable. Also whomever thought it was a good idea to have Andrew WK infront of a gaming audience, who aren't exactly holding a reputation as high movement types.... needs a raise, it was hilarious.
@kaelinvictus60398 ай бұрын
Honestcon hits just keep on coming!
@SpaniardNL4 ай бұрын
Reeee-Todd
@dantealighieri45438 ай бұрын
I didn't remembered the band playing on stage, now I do, I hate it.
@Wolfau58 ай бұрын
What is a company known mostly for its passionate and talented modding community and games that are completely unstable (so you better save every 5 minutes in multiple slots if you don't want to lose hours of progress when, not if the save files breaks) made an MMO? Lets find out.
@Buggabones6 ай бұрын
4:52 Goes so hard for no reason 😆
@strakk8 ай бұрын
Another masterpiece that tells the absolute majestic tale of our lord and saviour Todd Howard. With 16x the detail no doubt!
@ruigerd2 ай бұрын
Pete Heinz, Pete Heinz, zijn naam is klein zijn daden groot, hij veroverde de Zilvervloot
@gerarderloper8 ай бұрын
I'm going to go lay down now; wake me up when the actual bombs drop!
@ESO_PRIME8 ай бұрын
THIS IS SO GOOOD!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 “don’t even ask about ES 6 “…. LMAO !!!
@ChuckleDuck8 ай бұрын
We are so back.
@stuff4ever8 ай бұрын
Your vids are such high quality, I'm really not accustomed to this
@spopes2328 ай бұрын
TIL that "party party party" guy from aqua teen is actually a real person im fucking shook and i dont know if its in a good or bad way
@andyroid81036 ай бұрын
4:13 This is Hans Kim, This is Hans Kim.
@firestarter0000018 ай бұрын
"Welcome to the dawn of live service mothertruckers" :):):)
@Crusader-m8yАй бұрын
''What's up biznatches?''
@EdgewiseChairman328 ай бұрын
Dude, this Todd Howard idea really does exist already and I have been playing it for 20 years. It's called Entropia Universe, and it's a RCE.
@edoute8 ай бұрын
oh my goodness, well done
@thienkhangluong30318 ай бұрын
omfg, this is a masterpiece lmao. never knew that rock bottom has a basement :)))
@warrior_mtl48958 ай бұрын
Seems pretty real to me.
@JButterZJ8 ай бұрын
Classic example.of.a Bad KZbin algorithm cause that stuff should get pushed more. But No... It Just Shows me Kai cenat Dancing.. thanks for doing this , you deserve all the credit
@DrYu-jf6tb8 ай бұрын
im sorry, but everytime i hear that song i cannot think of anything else but alucard ariving in London, ready to fuck shit up.
@brandonboss68682 ай бұрын
Glitch and the little glitch families!
@dnakatomiuk7 ай бұрын
Sad fact is the actual event the screaming was from his own employees all the loud clapping and screaming was it was pathetic
@rahovartiv34648 ай бұрын
It's funny that everytime I actually think about playing fallout 76 finally they always give me a good reason not too.
@knighthawk8828 ай бұрын
Shout out to chess club! Imagine, 16 times the bugs!
@konstantinpospelov9517 ай бұрын
These are awesome videos. Well done😅
@Knight34348 ай бұрын
Haven’t paid for a AAA game in years and at this rate I don’t think I ever will again.
@y4zm1ne8 ай бұрын
"THE DAWN OF LIVE SERVICES" ;D
@moritzwi2261Ай бұрын
This is so ungodly, I love it 🤣
@dwwynn8 ай бұрын
Damn alway love these videos man
@vert25528 ай бұрын
bit late but awesome one!~ Although Stafield still stays as the best honest conference!