UNUSED/DELETED VOICE LINES - BATMAN: THE ENEMY WITHIN (EPISODE 3)

[@olivaliv412]

Ok I know you probably don’t care but I made a list were the lines could have possibly been and the context 0:04 (To Bruce) the scene were Harley is talking to him an about John while he steals the laptop. 0:08 Same scene than before 0:13 (To Bruce) The scene where Harley is telling him off for being a “bad influence for John” 0:17 This probably went were Bruce was asking to go with someone to Riddler’s place so she was very possibly making him choose who to take. 0:22 Scene were John begs Harley to spare Bruce (ending) 0:24 When John and Bruce are planning how to steal the laptop 0:27 Some point after the cafe scene and before the scene in the alley 0:32 Obviously during the cafe scene with the difference is that in this version Bruce proposes the game instead of John 0:36 same 0:39 (To Harley) when she asks him if he missed her (begging of the episode) 0:42 Same 0:46 (To John) probably the cafe scene 0:48 This lines is from the scene were John is not sure if Harley will like him if he is himself 0:53 This goes after John confesses he feels someone inside him and Bruce tells him to repress it 0:56 (To Catwoman) when she ask about him for the first time 1:00 Same 1:04 I think this belongs more in ep 2 but it could also be from Riddler’s workshop scene 1:10 (Ending) were Harley tries to kill Bruce 1:13 Probably after Riddler’s trap deactivates 1:15 When catwoman says John is unnerving (elevator at Riddler’s place) 1:17 Two possibilities: 1. (To Harley) talking about John 2. (To Waller) talking about Jim 1:20 Cafe scene were John asks how to learn people’s secrets 1:30 Could be talking about Bane, Bullock or anyone else really but at the beginning of the episode I think it belongs more in ep 1 at the funeral 1:34 He could be talking to Bullock (Trying to arrest Bruce and he knocks him out) 1:39 (Either to Selina or to Bruce) any point during the workshop scene or even the scene before 1:42 When Bruce knocks out Bullock 1:47 same 1:50 when Bruce and Selina are checking the computer together. And this comment is too long already so the rest will be at the comments. Hope it helped you!

[@MVA]

omg i can tell you really put a lot of thought into this.. i think your guesses are really accurate too! it's interesting they recorded so much more dialogue than they ended up using..

[@olivaliv412]

1:23 Maybe when Batman tells John to be good (alley scene) or maybe at Harley’s office? 1:56 I guess it could be the scene were Bruce is mad at John for the whole laptop thing (ending) 2:00 self explanatory 2:07 could fit anywhere 2:08 Maybe could be at the rooftop scene were John proposed the idea to steal the laptop. Otherwise no idea 2:12 Two possibilities: 1. Alley way scene after Batman teaches John how to throw the batarang 2. When he is trying to convince Harley to let him handle the mole thing 2:18 I think this could be during the interrogation at Harley’s office. 2:27 Obviously the alleyway when he asked Batman for a favor 2:30 (To Batman not Bruce) Rooftop scene at the GCPD or it could perfectly fit in ep 4 with the sabotage her plan option 2:36 Rooftop scene were Batman tells him to ask Bruce to help him get the laptop 2:44 Probably to Selina at any point during the work shop scene 2:49 At the rooftop when he is telling Batman that Bruce is his friend 2:56 During the interrogation scene when Bruce asks: Did you even stick up for me? 2:59 No idea to who he is talking or were this line was supposed to go 3:03 At the beginning of the cafe scene were John is trying to convince Bruce that Selina loves him and in the second line he is probably referring to the fight Selina and Bruce had 3:14 Probably talking about the same thing as previously mentioned or when he described to Batman how he felt while stealing 3:20 When Bruce responds sarcastically to the Rorschach test (at the cafe) 3:25 He is either talking to Bruce or to Selina at the workshop ( I think Selina is a possibility because of Selina’s deleted dialogue) 3:32 Probably from the same conversation as before 3:37 Very probably to Harley or it could go at the cafe scene when he is talking about Harley (In the Final Cut Harley calls him like this at the very end of the episode ) 3:40 (To both Bruce and Selina) when they are fighting at the workshop 3:44 This could fit at the cafe scene were Bruce teaches him how to manipulate people 3:48 At workshop, he is possibly talking about the crowbar they use to enter 3:53 Maybe when they need to enter the workshop? Or it could actually be from ep 2 when they need to go down the tiny elevator 3:58 (Talking about Harley) right before Bruce proposes him the idea to help him with Harley (Based on the line he says in the final game) 4:02 When Bruce teaches him how to flirt (cafe scene) 4:05 (To both Bruce and Selina) at the beginning of the workshop scene when they are using a crowbar to enter (Like a piñata) 4:09 This sounds like something else, but he is talking about the wall they are hitting like those piñatas at children’s parties. This happens at the beginning of the workshop scene 4:12 Probably when Bruce convinces him to steal the laptop (ending of the cafe scene) 4:19 I’m guessing this is an excuse John gave when Harley caught him planning to steal the laptop with Bruce (subway scene) 4:22 (To Selina) 4:27 Some point during the workshop scene or even before when they are talking alone.

[@olivaliv412]

Here is the rest

[@Ryderboycolor9]

So intresting thanks for the time stamps

[@ainakailabontehehe]

Thank you 🙏

[@GrimmMemoirs]

WHY COULDN'T THEY LET BATJOKES CANONICALLY HAPPEN IN THIS GAAAAAAME

[@othergeorgea]

GrimmMemoirs THE HETEROS

[@TateyGabey]

Because not all platonic relationships where there's a strong bond forged between characters *has* to end with a damn romantic relationship.

[@robingaming55]

I wish

[@shonascott5499]

Captain Obvious the writers supported Batjokes while making the game apparently, enough so that the two who voiced both Bruce and John actively tried to push the romantic angle of their relationship through their voices. I wouldn’t push it past them to include it as a possible romantic path in Season 3 if you acted right in Season 1 and 2, people were happy to see Bisexual Clementine in TWD, people have wanted to see a canon Bisexual Bruce Wayne for ages and, much like Clem, you can choose to have her seem straight, gay or bisexual.

[@dance_ofThaDEAD]

@@shonascott5499 DC Comics would never let Batman be gay. But one can dream can't we

[@spicybiscuit5530]

1:41 "There's the Bruce I fell for back in Arkham" 3:00 "He threw me under the bus because he LOVES me!!" 3:06 "I hope I don't blush too much when I say this but uh... *really got the blood boiling* " 3:38 "I'm just a 'John, get over here' away~" 4:01 "You really know the way to a guys heart!" 4:22 "Who wouldn't fall for him?" Yes definitely just good friends, nothing romantic about that at all....

[@cheeseblue2965]

Oh my god...😂

[@iamsad9107]

You forgot 4:11 super best friend moment right there

[@brumous9364]

@@iamsad9107 totally best friends... yea...

[@shonascott5499]

“Well that’s what I like about you, and what Harley will like too” YEP TOTALLY STRAIGHT HA

[@lotussim6970]

@@iamsad9107 Jesus Christ dude I-I my eyes are open

[@paydjabaumann9487]

"Your subconscious might be telling you something" DATE THE BAT DATE THE BAT DATE THE BAAAAAT

[@TheUnhanded]

And all we want is a canon batjokes just once...

[@MVA]

ikr...

[@robingaming55]

Yes I would give anything for it

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Um... It is _slightly_ cannon. Read the comics. Use your ears when watching the movies. Think about how other couples (abusive or not) treat each other and talk to each other.

[@luk5386]

Wdym it is canon?🤨

[@reapwhatyouso]

We did get canon Batjokes they literally confessed their love for each other......

[@CapriciousMoral]

I just HATE how they almost force you to romance catwoman so many times but it doesn't matter how nice you are to John, you can't never romance him, it KILLS ME inside

[@copyrightstrike6949]

Justice for John 🫡

[@Zephirite.]

“He does whatever I tell him” paired with “I’m just a ‘John, get over here!’ away!” Is CRAZY.

[@authorlacey]

THEY HAD THE TOOLS THEY HAD THE POWER THEY HAD THE VOICE ACTING THEY HAD THE LINES *YET THEY DIDN'T MAKE BATJOKES CANNON! WHY?!*

[@zayasi4410]

Because they are cowards

[@mrs.doctor1241]

@@zayasi4410 the only reasonable explanation 😔

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

*exactly what I was thinking while watching (listening..?) to this*

[@thechanneld6860]

*Telltale Batjokes fan sitting in a corner crying in anger*

[@larrythehedgehog7232]

Because they are scared to loose the part of the fandom which is the most toxic but the ones yelling the loudest. Thoses misogines cis straight homophobic j€rks. The ones who pushed batman at the time to become this depressed and so ''cool'' because he's a mysterious loner who likes to fight and being a badass. There is also, at least, one confirmed homophobe in the DC comics team which can be seen as a problem when you want to make gay representations.

[@beanie-dog]

OH MY GOD WHY DID I FIND OUT ABOUT THIS ONLY NOW, 2 things: 1) why couldn't they just make batjokes canon 2) this is some kinky shit

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

*_Y e s_*

[@Aidencool2]

Facts (btw I’m new to this whole game thing, and tbh I have idea no where to start for DC! It seems to hard to understand but I’m trying lol)

[@LordFindogask734]

Heck, even a non-shipper would probably appreciate some alternative lines in the game, as they would have incremented the number of possibilities even when the choices seem to be uninfluential, until... surprise! You get an alternative line where, for example, instead of John being just mad at you because your flirt lessons didn't work on Harley, he's mad at Harley and infatuated with Bruce because the player chose a specific set of options that seemingly didn't impact the game except they did and you unlock rare alternate dialogues.

[@SirBlackReeds]

So let's ignore the basis for this is the discredited hypothesis that Batman and Joker represent a homoerotic relationship?

[@jayfree7129]

“So cats or John.” John??????????? DUH?????????????

[@kyraisdead7876]

Gotta love how it starts with "IM GONNA RIP HIS SPINE OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH" and then ends with the "Oh uhh... I was just showing Bruce how to reach for things.."

[@caspianhardin7521]

OFF TOPIC BUT GHOST PFP!!🫵🫵❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@prinxegutz3403]

bruce lowkey sounds so smug in the "He does whatever i say" line

[@CloyMush]

He's his dog on a leash

[@undyingUmbrage_]

@@CloyMushAYO…

[@Stella.22g]

Ayo Bruce don't expose your sub like that 🫣

[@friendmuffin8676]

Voice lines from 4:11 to 4:20 have led me to believe that Telltale really deprived us of a very spicy scene between John and Bruce. John is literally f l i r t i n g and I'm positive it ain't at Harley, no sir. And then the line that immediately follows... "I was just showing Bruce how to.. reach for things!" L isten. This is just a theory, but I think they skipped a crucial scene here where Harley or anyone walks in on them getting s p i c y and I'm seriously pressed about it. C'mon Telltale, give us the Batjokes we crave!! Also thank you for coming to my Ted Talk that is all.

[@ako_9229]

IT MAKES SENSE THO

[@Macdashuigi]

YES-- probably Harley who walks in on them from 0:23 line I'm guessing?

[@robingaming55]

Omg that would be great I want this romance pleaase

[@shonascott5499]

Friend Muffin The writer or at least voice actors supported the ship, so if people ask enough they might put it in Season 3?

[@xanatlopez40]

@@shonascott5499 How do you know they support It? :0

[@elemeliam]

THE “I HATE YOU HARLEY.” AND THE “ILL RIP HIS SPINE OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH!!” WAS SO AMAZING BROOOO THEY HAD ALL THE TOOLS TO MAKE IT CANON AND THEY DIDNT. WHYYYY WE WERE ROBBED

[@benhramiak8781]

I now wish these were in the game.

[@benhramiak8781]

@A B same

[@sessyfan791]

Lol and I think I played it too much xD I played it until I saw most all scenes and actually I know every line. So they are in the game =)

[@system_error4182]

I agree 😩

[@VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS]

thats exactly what i would choose: "Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with him." i'm pretty sure this is one of the cut out choices from when selina asks bruce about john.

[@somethingext]

I can see situations where these could be used without relating to Bruce, or the context we may think, however the, "That's the Bruce I *fell for* back in Arkham!" Is a very *interesting* choice of words

[@sessyfan791]

Yes and I'm pretty sure that line was used. When you met John in the pub you come to that situation that... I forgot his name, the guy who made the "Therapy" session with John. He comes over to you and you can punch him in the face. And than John say that "Arkham" quote. As far as I remember.

[@kileturner8693]

small thing but i really appreciate the little clicks in between lines to indicate that their separate ones, also just thank you for posting these im in love and i wish these were the game, more great batjokes content this would've all been

[@MVA]

woah thank you so much!! i worked hard putting those little click indicators in, so it's good to know it's appreciated :'D also i know the fanart your profile pic is from and I LOVE IT

[@laughing-hyena]

Joker was always gay for bruce

[@mrs.doctor1241]

1:11 They.... *THEY WERE HUGGING AGAIN WEREN’T THEY*

[@malinkton]

bruce: *tells joker he loves him while playing harley role* joker: is this what's considered flirting these days? It's certainly working on ME!

[@kyraisdead7876]

The gaydar broke. I'd honestly pay money to buy a version of the game where they use these voice lines, or at least... you know.. LET YOU HUG JOHN BACK!

[@egiptwielki5693]

I want more... To have this option 'I'm gonna kiss you right now' but not only to Selina

[@Yami_Cake]

From 4:00 to 4:20 is surely a cut out scene of them two together alone XD there is no denying it

[@benhramiak8781]

I like the idea of bruce and john teaming up before the final episode.

[@aisws9218]

Those ending lines were uuuuuh somethin

[@MVA]

Ałℯϰḯṧ ẘїℓłїαмṧ IKR...

[@Electricstarzsh0ckt0533m3]

jessica hey I've subscribed you and do you have hangouts

[@MVA]

Captain Brickstarz i don't, sorry! thank you for the subscribtion though!

[@Electricstarzsh0ckt0533m3]

jessica can you download it it's free and I wanna show you something amazing. And do I get a sub from you

[@flourishing-toxicity5249]

....okay this is just even more proof telltale ships them lol (also rip telltale)

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

(corona sucks man... :( ) if this game ever gets revived, I just really hope they make another route (in the evil within) where you can trigger these romantic sections with john.

[@laryssaomori2193]

Wait? ... Bruce just say...he hate Harley? ... WHY DID THEY CUT THIS...?!

[@MVA]

I KNOW RIGHT!

[@laryssaomori2193]

@@MVA I CRYING INSIDE NOW

[@MVA]

@@laryssaomori2193 me too....if only we got a season 3 they would've gotten to use some cut content maybe 😔

[@laryssaomori2193]

@@MVA Yeah...and a Romance John option... ;-;

[@Mohamad-m7md]

Laryssa The Fallen Gem Romance John ? 🤮 gay

[@fringelt]

I have a theory that they wanted to make a route to end up as a couple with John, but in the end they dropped it. that explains some of the deleted audio and others who remained

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

me: my asexuality and aromanticness is a valid part of my identity as a person, and i don’t need romance to make me feel whole- my brain, finding loopholes to the “no romance” statement: _B A T J O K E S_

[@MVA]

memeture LMAO

[@captainobvious6779]

memeture *Me an asexual* So when will these two bang?

[@th3rasave]

@@captainobvious6779 when you figure out how to grammer

[@captainobvious6779]

Spider Doctor I wasn’t even aware. Thank you. It kills me when that happens. Stay safe out there.

[@th3rasave]

@@captainobvious6779 thanks, man

[@jaelyncoleman3991]

Bruce’s Harley impression made me laugh 😂

[@lottis1675]

These were GREAT! Told a whole lot more of the depth of Bruce and John's relationship that we've previously seen in the game. Also, I wonder if that's exactly the same reason why these lines weren't included in the final product, too. Some big executive saw these and understood the references and put a big old red stop to it. Although, probably some of these were also just too much, something is always left at the editing room's floor. However, I do rather reckon there was some fear about presenting John and Bruce so close to each other due to their straight white boy audience that presumably would not like that, behind the decisions of leaving these lines out. I would appreciate it though if the creators and decision makers would also realize that the people who don't mind this sort of relationship aren't just a margin group anymore but a big part of the audience as well and yearning to get their fill of content, and perhaps, just perhaps, the straight white boys wouldn't mind something like this happening for real if they only got used to seeing it. Besides, who cares about pleasing an audience whose tastes cause discrimination to happen inside the franchise. I wouldn't want to concern myself with that sort of a crowd. I would rather focus on the fans who are willing to hear and understand the message and even accept it. It's A Time to not be scared of shining light on the truth and possibly "offending" a couple "fans" in the process because it's A Time to let those "fans" walk away if they themselves represent immoral and unjust ideologies. After all, what Batman stands for is justice - and justice for all and everyone. And you know what happens if you stand up against the Batman - you get thrown straight 'back' into a cold damp cell in the basement of Arkham, right where you belong. (Sorry about the rant but I have some thoughts on the matter)

[@MVA]

Lottis dont apologize! i loved reading that and im like. my thoughts exactly

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Same though. Plus the straight boys wouldn't even encounter that if they didn't want to. They could just ram it with Selina, as the game tried to make you anyway.

[@mysweetOlga]

Agree, I'd pay a lot of money for 'rainbow' version of game...straight white version is so boring

[@iamsad9107]

Period

[@ako_9229]

I'm a pansexual, mixed, multi-fandom, 13-year-old girl and I agree dude I saw really a lot of trust and love in there relationship (depending on which path you choose) I LOVE comic's and Marvel and DC but why do they have to always have straight white people as the main character switch it up a bit like it's 2020 common!

[@waywardnick]

I am screamingg

[@MVA]

WaywardNerd RIGHT

[@benhramiak8781]

WaywardNerd hey, you think you could use these lines in a video?

[@lukymi1432]

I WANT MOOORE ;-;

[@lukymi1432]

"THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU" HDJSADJAJSANAJJSBD JAS OH MAMA

[@sessyfan791]

@@lukymi1432 HA! Nice to see you here xD I know you! :D

[@fridaynightfunkinaiiro7525]

3:00 I KNEW IT!!! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!

[@sternummatic3406]

John speaks so breathy I love it

[@hmmhmmm6924]

it had me at "There's the Bruce i fell for back in Arkham" lmao

[@laramunoz1609]

Bruce’s and John’s lines are SO CUTE (Some are, uh, you know 7U7) IMMA CRY SO MUCH

[@cattybatty4877]

I love how the first ones for John are so aggressive-

[@LOLimalexx]

So the telltale games I played had a male love interest and a female love interest,and I was expecting the same with this,I was disappointed when John wasn't one

[@SirBlackReeds]

Dude, Joker should never be a love interest for Bruce. The hypothesis that Batman and Joker represent a homoerotic relationship was discredited years ago.

[@LOLimalexx]

@@SirBlackReeds except John is considered a different person than joker, I said John not joker

[@hnnnnnnnnnng]

@@SirBlackReeds "the hypothesis" bro they're comicbook characters that exist in thousands of different iterations of themselves with thousands of different storylines, there is not a single reason there can't be a universe where they shack up

[@smily9021]

@@hnnnnnnnnnng This. This comment. Literally where the fuck is the timeline where they boned? I mean there is that one timeline where batjokes is actually Canon was Thomas Wayne as batman and Martha Wayne as the joker. It was close.. But it isn't the same man

[@Whocares158]

Agreed!

[@clownlang]

4:04 "Should I get a blindfold?" 4:06 "Ooh we can take turns! See if you can *make some candy come out* " 4:17 "I was just showing Bruce how to reach for things..." Oh my god, they're lovers your honor.

[@infinitetimer27]

1:42 "Fell for" Omg i wish this wasn't taken out.

[@MVA]

ikr!

[@MikeyB00]

I'm 90% sure this is an alternate take of something that's still in the game. I know at some point in chapter 4 he says "yadda yadda fell for you, Bruce yaddayadda."

[@zayasi4410]

It was used in the game

[@Romcomm_]

I just played it today, it's still in there :)

[@laramunoz1609]

Ooh! We can take turns! See if you can make some candy come out. Was that-? Am I just dirty-minded-?

[@MVA]

YEAH..... that one was interesting LOL

[@olivaliv412]

The line is when they hit Bullock I think

[@themozARTgroupie]

'YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIGHT BE TELLING YOU SOMETHING' HUH WONDER WHAT THAT IS god all of these are GOLDDD

[@6Kubik]

Oh jesus, this sounds super dirty :D

[@threedicksonabench3141]

They took it out because they didn’t want it to be *too* gay

[@Imgood438]

i sent some screenshots from this video to my friend (who has never heard of the game before) and asked her what she thought bruce and johns relationship was SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING THIS IS PROOF THAT THEY HAD THE ABILITY TO MAKE IT CANON BUT THEY DIDN'T

[@Macdashuigi]

This video may be a bit old but for anyone who's reading this right now there might be hope for a season 3 ;o; a company bought telltale and rebranded themselves as the new telltale and they have the rights to The Wolf Among Us and the Batman series so we just have to wait on it now :>

[@principalneonofantigachahe6005]

Heck yeah!

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

I swear to god- if they don't implement a route where you have a romantic relationship I am going to be *SO* mad- they have everything they need, just pLEASE mAke it cOmpANY

[@Aidencool2]

Stephanie Courteoreille ikr! (Also would you happen to know how to play this game? I would love to play it)

[@principalneonofantigachahe6005]

I tried scraping together some information, and from what I've gathered by reading some articles and checking other sources, we MIGHT get a Season 3. The company that bought Telltale has been posting about it frequently, which is usually a sign that something important is gonna happen. More hints have also apparently been dropped about a new season. There have been a few images of Telltale Joker and Batman on the Telltale Facebook page, which is really getting people excited. Otherwise, we don't have much information. There are also multiples articles and videos that might give you more information than I can right now.

[@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb]

Kent confirmed on his tumblr that John is bi, and in love with both Bruce and Harley, but a liiiiittle bit more to Bruce!

[@sweetpea2604]

John: I think I’m in love Bruce: Wait a minute are you saying you’re in love…with me John: *is silent for a few seconds* no…but I hope we can still be friends This canon optional conversation hits very different now XD

[@boistop6875]

Why didn't they use any of these lines in Telltale Game

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Idk, guess they're just cowards

[@mayawolf8452]

To them, it sounded too gay

[@joey_thorn]

Too gay for their heterosexual minds

[@MomoKanjaki]

@@joey_thorn They ship it. Lol

[@zayasi4410]

I'm pretty sure "That's the Bruce I fell for back in Arkham" was used in the game.

[@jackieishappy2055]

no H o M o

[@beethefool]

Hear me out... If they made a vote box or whatever to make these lines in there.... I'd definitely vote for these to be in here. Batjokes would've been more canon than it is- they sound really fruity tho 💀 and I like it.

[@dath4720]

BATJOKES. LOVE IT.

[@MoodyF0X]

**YESSSSSSSS** **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

🚨 underrated comment 🚨 🚨 underrated comment 🚨

[@starshooter439]

*coughs* b a t j o k e s

[@MVA]

yeah boyy

[@fallenstranger4735]

The one dislike is from Harley

[@meowmewmeowmew425]

Why do people hate harley that much?

[@copyrightstrike6949]

@@meowmewmeowmew425have u played the game 😭

[@angelic252]

1st of all: das gay Why did we not get all this. 2nd of all: *highly pitched nasal imitation* "Bane better think twice before playing king of the hill with me" I died laughing, I'm still on the floor.

[@lemonicdemonade]

i have a bad habit of saying “but uh” like john (3:07)

[@L00ny_lilly]

I feel like 4:00 to 4:20 is Bruce and John alone flirting with each other until someone (could be Harley) comes into the area they are and the saying "I was just showing Bruce how to... reach for things!" was an excuse for what they were DOING Kinda fruity if you ask me... Hightrate because hydration can help you live longer and watch more Batjokes

[@jpp20006]

Thank you for putting these up! Some of these are priceless, especially John's lines.

[@aswertyuiol]

harley be like My gaydar is going off

[@samd5184]

1:42 oh my god

[@MVA]

ikr

[@axeljackson4848]

4:04 I don't really know what to think of this last bit XD

[@fatstinkybug]

john’s voice lines are so funny 😭😭😭

[@MYSTERIOUSORBS]

1:09 KNOCKED ME OUT OF MY SEAT

[@lillaurynn]

*I HATE YOU HARLEY*

[@undyne1]

God, I wish batjokes was an option.

[@gentle_rodent]

"THE JUCE IS LOOSE!"

[@cerealboxeseverywhere3566]

oh my god dude you should find more of these

[@MoodyF0X]

4:04 *Kinkyyyyyyyyyy*

[@MVA]

yeah 😳

[@Your_Local_Ringleader]

“I can tell admire Batman John” The fandom: yeah no shit Sherlock

[@pandakat770]

Why was this game canceled? Why must I be denied my ship yet again???

[@ravens_bite]

what game

[@Jüri-s3y]

@@ravens_bite Telltale Batman?

[@ravens_bite]

@@Jüri-s3y it wasn’t canceled though

[@Jüri-s3y]

@@ravens_bite Em,Em...... IDK It was There will be no season 3

[@ravens_bite]

@@Jüri-s3y i don’t think that was ever planned was it?

[@maira7122]

just hoping for a season 3 where we can romance john......so much potential in these voice lines

[@michakoniecpolski5677]

Bruh moment

[@batatdasha]

@@michakoniecpolski5677чел ты кринж🔥🔥

[@DR.EvigLidelse]

"So cats... or John?" *me thinkin'* OOHHH MA GAAWWDD--

[@captainobvious6779]

There’s the What now you fell for who now in Arkham?! :0 I need more!

[@sheilamartinez4307]

1:10 Bruce should have said that in the lab under his office.

[@system_error4182]

Of course these had to be the deleted voice lines. What a shameee 😩 we all deserved batjokes in this amazing game 😕

[@galacticjester6668]

You're a blessing

[@Chloe11501]

4:02 tell me John isn’t into Bruce

[@AJ-WAS-HERE]

One moment *runs to room and screams in pillow* GOD WHYYYYY NO BATJOKES

[@kirstengonzales1094]

Some telltale games I played had a male and female love interest,and I was disappointed when they didn't this time

[@qstionblomens6138]

“He threw me under the bus because he LOVES me” Oh John, honey, no

[@DominikaHare]

The fact I was in this comment section. And I kept thinking batjokes meant. Literally jokes about objects starting with bat- batfrigerator batdrink batfood batport I didn’t realize it was a ship name until I finished the video & didn’t hear anything like that.

[@silvonamo9699]

These recordings are giving me life oh my god 😩💖 i love em your honor they belong together ,wish they included em so the *john goes cucu* over love has more impact ,it would hurt more bruce taking him down and the scene where he visits home even more intimate and special 😢

[@connietochtlimazapan4956]

Wait- HOLD UP where is the 'I love you John' and 'I love you too Bruce?' Oh wait.... Not even that we get AAAHH I'LL CRY

[@mrs.doctor1241]

I knew something was missing 🤔🥺

[@connietochtlimazapan4956]

@@mrs.doctor1241 ikr :(( imma make them in the sins cuz I want a happy ending aaaahhhhhh 😩😞

[@heckoffmate1392]

"And all my booster rockets seemed to explode on the launchpad!" Best euphemism for premature ejaculation I've ever heard.

[@Megawaps]

Batjokes are fun and all, but are we gonna just ignore the fact that John already knows that Bruce is Batman in episode 3? And talks with Bruce about it?

[@MVA]

yeah ikr, the implications in terms of the plot are crazy..

[@axolotl593]

This is just a mountain of batjokes

[@chereaj7891]

Telltale had a soft and sweet setup for batjokes and they *squandered it* SHAME SHAME SHAME

[@givemeapizza8976]

4:11 WOOOW OK WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE 🧍🏽‍♀️😏

[@sessyfan791]

I remember allmost all of these lines =D So they're in the game =) I played it a lot until I saw most scenes. I think most people didn't know these lines because a lot of them appears, if you treat John bad. Most of the Harley lines appear if you try to flirt a lot with her. I have to check my video records that I did of the game to say exacly where these lines come from. But all in all they used that lines =)

[@willwarriner3679]

And they were roomates

[@MVA]

they were roommates 😱😱😱

[@zero.points_msf]

I love the lil sound between the liness

[@MVA]

thank you, i picked it out myself 😌

[@An262.]

The Bruce he fell for in Arkham, huh... Damn right ;)

[@Lol-dx8vg]

Heyyy I'm 2 years late but I'm pretty sure that the batjokes ones were removed because they were unsure if people would react in a good way. Since lots of people shipp john with Bruce, maybe we'll see more batjokes interactions in the future

[@Sol-jx6vl]

am i falling for a fictional character with mental illnesses and homosexual tendencies? yes. yes, i am..

[@am_goose]

The "He was my friend and you used him" really sounds like Batman Arkham Bats tbh

[@teddytazbear]

How the HELL am I just finding this??? THIS IS A GOLD MINE AAAA

[@dr.postal2262]

Batman -... John - Loooooooovee Batman!!!!

[@bloodycakes2451]

3:50 got me WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN!

[@MagSnapShots]

BatJoke forever

[@savannagordon79]

And all my “booster rockets seem to explode on the launch pad!” If you catch my drift ;)

[@MYLAR.]

0:33 I swear to god I thought that was Linda Belcher