Up The Ramp!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
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Disclaimer : We receive a ton of emails and messages from people telling us we filmed them at the ramp this past weekend and they want to know when the video will air. This is not a question we can typically answer. We film from three or more ramps every week and have a massive back log of content and sometime it could be weeks or months after an event occurs before we air the video. We put stuff out as fast as we can but we only air three videos a week and in a typical weekend get 6-10 episodes worth of content meaning we get content faster then we can air it. Thanks for watching and just be sure to keep watching looking for your content it will air but probably not immediately after it happens!

[@Endor2001]

Thank you for including the actual background noise so we can hear everything. Much appreciated. I cant believe they tried to take that boat up the ramp. 😂

[@TomCat13461]

5:14 I think the "mechanical problem" is between the wheel and the throttle, if you get what I mean.

[@artlife6210]

Miami does it best 😂😂😂

[@edwardhugus2772]

Between the Left and right ears......

[@edwardhugus2772]

Dock to blue boat: Come on and DOCK HERE Captains brain: ERROR 404, File not found.......

[@socal33]

He hit it. Pivoting on the bow.

[@thatotherguy1]

That last boat is a fine example of a Online Captain's License graduate. Calling him Captain is like calling me Dr.

[@andrewp7509]

Like calling Jill a doctore .p

[@RudyF6]

I don't know why you don't see more people using a boat hook. We've had one on board since I was a kid - and now I'm an old man!

[@FJB2016]

Agreed. My son always grabs the boat hook just in case when we are docking.

[@RANGERIZZY]

he hit the concrete,if you ask me .

[@saberridge6867]

You give some of these people too much credit for having mechanical issues when I think it's more likely a combo of moron + alcohol

[@dillpickle1308]

I really like the big butty boat ramp videos. Thanks for sharing

[@Traildude193]

Broncos guru love your videos they make me laugh all the time.😊

[@jvjoe4376]

For sure he hit the ramp. That's what saved him.

[@sk2283]

I am amazed how few people wear life jackets on small boats in these videos ! And you rarely see a kill cord in use ….. must have a lot of accidents ! 🤣

[@drunkn4769]

thanks to people like this california makes us get boat licneses

[@rawleydavis8881]

Are they not required in Florida?

[@floridagirl386]

@@rawleydavis8881not before birth year 88

[@floridagirl386]

@@rawleydavis8881granted it’s a safety course not a license

[@artlife6210]

lol its always a great show in Miami, the place surrounded by water where only 5% of people are mentally capable enough to operate a vessel or a truck and trailer...or even a piece of rope for that matter😂😂😂

[@dennislockhart7290]

Did anybody see that dump truck on that boat... 😮

[@richstiner7404]

That last boat looked like a twin with one engine out. I don't know how a twin jet handles with one engine out, but I bet you have to do some goofy looking stuff when trying to dock.

[@treashurehunter800]

That kid wrapped that line around the front so many times I laffed now that's committed.

[@shnill]

Got that cake

[@jtfuller5624]

@shnill If I had that red in the boat w/ me, I would have beached the damn thing😂. Jesus what a dime! Beautiful thing just a bouncing.

[@Zzrdemon6633]

Why would he not leave the PWC in its host boat? It would keep it a float and pull it out with the boats trailer!

[@garygolfer3243]

There are questions at a boat ramp that will never be answered. 👍

[@russellstewart5414]

That’s what I’m thinking. The jetski docks into the host boat . I must be missing something here. As the host seems to be floating fine , worse case is to lash both together. I’m curious

[@Rb23344]

He’s trying to look to cool with his gear shifting 😂 too funny

[@andrewp7509]

He a big time credit card captain,style first babyyy

[@arribaficationwineho32]

Boathook and line!

[@GoatsAndChickens123]

It looks like wifey is going to step to the bow and be like, “Yo, give me that stick. Let me work it and see if I can get us on.” Don’t tell me that wasn’t on purpose.

[@andrewp7509]

My man driving it like hes in a Kia on the jersey shore "fist pump"

[@Lynchfan88]

O.K, 41 seconds in if he doesn't hit the actual concrete of that ramp he was damn close.

[@drjekelmrhyde]

Her BBL is making the boat act that way

[@haunter_1845]

How to operate a boat like it's a car to impress potential mates 101.

[@willtell7023]

Lept saying the Yamaha boat having some sort of mechanical problem. It could be do not know what they are doing. That has my vote. LOL

[@AbNomal621]

Almost every episode makes me wonder how many of those driving the boat are drunk.

[@jrking178]

Yup that will work.😂

[@100GTAGUY]

All hail the Navigational Boat Hook of 79th St! Who needs a competent captain when you got one of those and three people to use it? Lmao Im just glad the entry to aviation isnt quite as accessible as boating and driving is. Seems they're giving licenses to anyone with a pulse and money for the fees.

[@timfrederick9992]

Booty shorts needs to put the phine down and grab a dock line and help out

[@FATHERSOFBASS]

4:33 he’s drunk it’s what’s going on hahha😂😂😂🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[@jonboatnationandstuff3301]

Can you tell what make and model the first boat was?

[@christopherfarrell9227]

Pretty sure that looked like the problem was with their c.a.p. component on the vessel.

[@KevinJohnson-ge5xs]

If you watch the stern of the SX210, only one engine was running, and unless the cap is a total ... it seemed the operating engine would only idle or blast.

[@christopher4207]

0:09, 1:17 It's pretty clear who wears the pants in that relationship! Hell, as we approached the dock, my wife would have had a bow line in her hands and offering assistance wherever she could, instead of barking out orders like that princess. smdh...

[@robbiehakstor806]

Sorry, I couldn't concentrate on the boat...😮😊

[@Eighty8Fitter]

Same dude, one hell of a trunk

[@kurtis105]

Simps

[@dwawa23]

The boat with the ski is called a Sealver Waveboat

[@ganbramor]

First video, lady in red, took her long to get off her phone and participate in the world around her.

[@cradz4979]

The gaudy neck chain on the clown at the beginning 😂🤡

[@ericwright3382]

I would rather see wealth in a necklace and boat, over a front yard full of broken down Chevy's.

[@detangojet]

Power trim?

[@RupertFoulmouth]

Less time on hair gel and spray tan and more time at captain's school. At least she is sporting ample fenders, fore and aft.

[@brucem6442]

😂😂😂

[@danpiraino]

You cannot tow certain Sea-Doo's & Jet-Skis without the engine running.

[@holeeshietpyro4072]

is that the situation with the red cake cakes?

[@armusc757]

Holy guacamole had no idea there are Soo many googans out there. 🤦🤦

[@100GTAGUY]

Are googans akin to bogans?

[@Dagotown]

She was bad!

[@alexcawthorne811]

I love to see the incompetence of US boat owners.

[@garygolfer3243]

Yeah, that captain in the blue shirt is incompetent and definitely not boating material. He needs to find land-based recreation.

[@sAILIN817]

That jet boat has a steering cable that is failing

[@claytoncoolidge992]

i was coming to put that it was pretty clear he didn't have steering or very very limited steering and was having to use the torque twist to turn at all

[@xx-pm5if]

HOGZILLA

[@mjodr]

I can't cringe any harder when I watch these.

[@user-gn9wr3fw6c]

That guy in theYamaha simply can’t and shouldn’t drive a boat

[@Finn-FrenchGaming]

I have only seen this in America, far too many amateurs with boats. If you can't handle a boat, be mature enough to admit it and take lessons.

[@akshonclip]

Definition of a Credit Card Captain. It also looks like he Motor Boats often. (•)(•)

[@craigmolson1407]

Glad non of these guys have a inboard boat 🤦‍♂️

[@christopherwatson283]

? They after Attention.

[@fishheds]

Dad needs to lay off the caffemphetamine

[@WhiskeyGulf71]

I don’t think you could do a worse job of docking as that last boat ! Even if you had never driven anything in your life, I feel like you could do better than this guy. It was like he didn’t want to dock. Boats can be tricky when wind & currents play their hand but the control principals are very basic.

[@scott0902]

Question about these videos, which I am addicted to. Why is it that 99% of the time the husband is driving and the wife has the lines? Seems that it should be the opposite, as the husband will typically be taller (thus longer reach) and stronger (able to pull the boat to the dock).

[@762BLACKOPS]

Captain should never leave the helm unless 100% safe to do so (boat is secured) I usually do the same, the boat is floating so its not heavy at all for my wife to pull

[@scott0902]

I guess my question is why the wife is not the captain for docking with the husband on the lines?

[@762BLACKOPS]

She might not know how to maneuver the boat, which is a good thing to know as if anything happens to the cap, there is a backup

[@davidrose9955]

My wife is the captain and she won't let me use a boat hook.

[@100GTAGUY]

​@@scott0902 are you familiar with truth in stereotypes?

[@dab1068]

Dude is flopping his boat around like a fish out of water in front of your camera to ........ get on your camera. LOL

[@leehubbell9636]

Here’s a thought maybe the woman could get off her damn phone and help!!!!

[@rodan154]

Using the word cap is laughable 😂

[@ehimenikheloa2420]

Is it?

[@UTubeHandlesSuck]

So it's like you? 🤣

[@dock_yard1149]

It's a HELMSMAN or -WOMAN. Captain designation is annoying.

[@bikerguy5829]

That captain is having mental problems not technical

[@andrewp7509]

Being dumb is hard

[@100GTAGUY]

​@@andrewp7509 it hurts but at least its fun.

[@bandittelevision]

Snooze again

[@rogerbrandt6678]

Beautiful lady, but learn how to operate a boat.

[@aslkdjfzxcv9779]

yuck