Up The Ramp!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

[@Endor2001]

Thank you for including the actual background noise so we can hear everything. Much appreciated. I cant believe they tried to take that boat up the ramp. 😂

[@ThomasKent1346]

5:14 I think the "mechanical problem" is between the wheel and the throttle, if you get what I mean.

[@artlife6210]

Miami does it best 😂😂😂

[@edwardhugus2772]

Between the Left and right ears......

[@edwardhugus2772]

Dock to blue boat: Come on and DOCK HERE Captains brain: ERROR 404, File not found.......

[@RudyF6]

I don't know why you don't see more people using a boat hook. We've had one on board since I was a kid - and now I'm an old man!

[@Xtina-e9u]

Agreed. My son always grabs the boat hook just in case when we are docking.

[@socal33]

He hit it. Pivoting on the bow.

[@dillpickle1308]

I really like the big butty boat ramp videos. Thanks for sharing

[@drunkn4769]

thanks to people like this california makes us get boat licneses

[@rawleydavis8881]

Are they not required in Florida?

[@floridagirl386]

@@rawleydavis8881not before birth year 88

[@floridagirl386]

@@rawleydavis8881granted it’s a safety course not a license

[@saberridge6867]

You give some of these people too much credit for having mechanical issues when I think it's more likely a combo of moron + alcohol

[@LygerTheCLaw]

most poor people are rather smart, most rich people aren't very smart.

[@RANGERIZZY]

he hit the concrete,if you ask me .

[@thatotherguy1]

That last boat is a fine example of a Online Captain's License graduate. Calling him Captain is like calling me Dr.

[@andrewp7509]

Like calling Jill a doctore .p

[@RustyZipper]

I’m an ordained minister

[@thomasbullen5239]

We could be watching a video on Penguins and a Hater will always raise their nasty head.

[@thatotherguy1]

@@thomasbullen5239 and yet, there you are. Had it been a penguin video said penguin would still have more brains than you and the DIMWIT boater combined. Run along now timmy.

[@jvjoe4376]

For sure he hit the ramp. That's what saved him.

[@Traildude193]

Broncos guru love your videos they make me laugh all the time.😊

[@dennislockhart7290]

Did anybody see that dump truck on that boat... 😮

[@christopher4207]

0:09, 1:17 It's pretty clear who wears the pants in that relationship! Hell, as we approached the dock, my wife would have had a bow line in her hands and offering assistance wherever she could, instead of barking out orders like that princess. smdh...

[@Rb23344]

He’s trying to look to cool with his gear shifting 😂 too funny

[@andrewp7509]

He a big time credit card captain,style first babyyy

[@shnill]

Got that cake

[@jtfuller5624]

@shnill If I had that red in the boat w/ me, I would have beached the damn thing😂. Jesus what a dime! Beautiful thing just a bouncing.

[@alexvillagomez5942]

What kind of boat is that first one??

[@jonboatnationandstuff3301]

Can you tell what make and model the first boat was?

[@richstiner7404]

That last boat looked like a twin with one engine out. I don't know how a twin jet handles with one engine out, but I bet you have to do some goofy looking stuff when trying to dock.

[@Shopweasel]

That kid wrapped that line around the front so many times I laffed now that's committed.

[@sk2283]

I am amazed how few people wear life jackets on small boats in these videos ! And you rarely see a kill cord in use ….. must have a lot of accidents ! 🤣

[@acreguy3156]

3:52, the fact this guy guns the throttles while so close to other boat traffic and the docks, indicates he has no idea how to drive a boat, much less dock it.

[@artlife6210]

lol its always a great show in Miami, the place surrounded by water where only 5% of people are mentally capable enough to operate a vessel or a truck and trailer...or even a piece of rope for that matter😂😂😂

[@Zzrdemon6633]

Why would he not leave the PWC in its host boat? It would keep it a float and pull it out with the boats trailer!

[@garygolfer3243]

There are questions at a boat ramp that will never be answered. 👍

[@russellstewart5414]

That’s what I’m thinking. The jetski docks into the host boat . I must be missing something here. As the host seems to be floating fine , worse case is to lash both together. I’m curious

[@allegorx58]

No. It requires its own trailer.

[@detangojet]

Power trim?

[@KevinJohnson-ge5xs]

If you watch the stern of the SX210, only one engine was running, and unless the cap is a total ... it seemed the operating engine would only idle or blast.

[@willtell7023]

Lept saying the Yamaha boat having some sort of mechanical problem. It could be do not know what they are doing. That has my vote. LOL

[@arribaficationwineho32]

Boathook and line!

[@robbiehakstor806]

Sorry, I couldn't concentrate on the boat...😮😊

[@Eighty8Fitter]

Same dude, one hell of a trunk

[@kurtis105]

Simps

[@allegorx58]

these types of comments are seriously so sad

[@AbNomal621]

Almost every episode makes me wonder how many of those driving the boat are drunk.

[@PyrosPelagics]

is that the situation with the red cake cakes?

[@Lynchfan88]

O.K, 41 seconds in if he doesn't hit the actual concrete of that ramp he was damn close.

[@sammysouth8372]

Going out bare assed for women is the new normal. Dear lord thank you for letting me be alive and single in this day and age.

[@jrking178]

Yup that will work.😂

[@cradz4979]

The gaudy neck chain on the clown at the beginning 😂🤡

[@ericwright3382]

I would rather see wealth in a necklace and boat, over a front yard full of broken down Chevy's.

[@christopherfarrell9227]

Pretty sure that looked like the problem was with their c.a.p. component on the vessel.

[@andrewp7509]

My man driving it like hes in a Kia on the jersey shore "fist pump"

[@GoatsAndChickens123]

It looks like wifey is going to step to the bow and be like, “Yo, give me that stick. Let me work it and see if I can get us on.” Don’t tell me that wasn’t on purpose.

[@100GTAGUY]

All hail the Navigational Boat Hook of 79th St! Who needs a competent captain when you got one of those and three people to use it? Lmao Im just glad the entry to aviation isnt quite as accessible as boating and driving is. Seems they're giving licenses to anyone with a pulse and money for the fees.

[@haunter_1845]

How to operate a boat like it's a car to impress potential mates 101.

[@dwawa23]

The boat with the ski is called a Sealver Waveboat

[@drjekelmrhyde]

Her BBL is making the boat act that way

[@RupertFoulmouth]

Less time on hair gel and spray tan and more time at captain's school. At least she is sporting ample fenders, fore and aft.

[@brucem6442]

😂😂😂

[@garygolfer3243]

Yeah, that captain in the blue shirt is incompetent and definitely not boating material. He needs to find land-based recreation.

[@MarkWinkelman-l7f]

That guy in theYamaha simply can’t and shouldn’t drive a boat

[@timfrederick9992]

Booty shorts needs to put the phine down and grab a dock line and help out

[@davidc.9933]

How does THAT guy get THAT chick

[@ganbramor]

First video, lady in red, took her long to get off her phone and participate in the world around her.

[@armusc757]

Holy guacamole had no idea there are Soo many googans out there. 🤦🤦

[@100GTAGUY]

Are googans akin to bogans?

[@alexcawthorne811]

I love to see the incompetence of US boat owners.

[@danpiraino]

You cannot tow certain Sea-Doo's & Jet-Skis without the engine running.

[@BoogeymanDracula]

jet boats are hard to steer. He needs to come at the dock straight and then turn

[@mjodr]

I can't cringe any harder when I watch these.

[@sAILIN817]

That jet boat has a steering cable that is failing

[@claytoncoolidge992]

i was coming to put that it was pretty clear he didn't have steering or very very limited steering and was having to use the torque twist to turn at all

[@Dagotown]

She was bad!

[@xx-pm5if]

HOGZILLA

[@craigmolson1407]

Glad non of these guys have a inboard boat 🤦‍♂️

[@WhiskeyGulf71]

I don’t think you could do a worse job of docking as that last boat ! Even if you had never driven anything in your life, I feel like you could do better than this guy. It was like he didn’t want to dock. Boats can be tricky when wind & currents play their hand but the control principals are very basic.

[@scott0902]

Question about these videos, which I am addicted to. Why is it that 99% of the time the husband is driving and the wife has the lines? Seems that it should be the opposite, as the husband will typically be taller (thus longer reach) and stronger (able to pull the boat to the dock).

[@762BLACKOPS]

Captain should never leave the helm unless 100% safe to do so (boat is secured) I usually do the same, the boat is floating so its not heavy at all for my wife to pull

[@scott0902]

I guess my question is why the wife is not the captain for docking with the husband on the lines?

[@762BLACKOPS]

She might not know how to maneuver the boat, which is a good thing to know as if anything happens to the cap, there is a backup

[@davidrose9955]

My wife is the captain and she won't let me use a boat hook.

[@100GTAGUY]

​@@scott0902 are you familiar with truth in stereotypes?

[@dab1068]

Dude is flopping his boat around like a fish out of water in front of your camera to ........ get on your camera. LOL

[@akshonclip]

Definition of a Credit Card Captain. It also looks like he Motor Boats often. (•)(•)

[@grizztough4091]

Cannot believe , and I grew up on the Great Lakes, just how clueless and stupid people are that drive these boats. And finally someone with a catch pole, couldn’t use it right but .

[@mooseman8607]

They peaked in highschool

[@fishheds]

Dad needs to lay off the caffemphetamine

[@sammysouth8372]

So what the hell is she doing with that phone all this time?

[@christopherwatson283]

? They after Attention.

[@leehubbell9636]

Here’s a thought maybe the woman could get off her damn phone and help!!!!

[@rodan154]

Using the word cap is laughable 😂

[@ehimenikheloa2420]

Is it?

[@UTubeHandlesSuck]

So it's like you? 🤣

[@dock_yard1149]

It's a HELMSMAN or -WOMAN. Captain designation is annoying.

[@raystewart7561]

the last jet boat nothing mechanical wrong with boat just operator. whats between his ears not working like his Brain

[@bikerguy5829]

That captain is having mental problems not technical

[@andrewp7509]

Being dumb is hard

[@100GTAGUY]

​@@andrewp7509 it hurts but at least its fun.

[@TattoosAndGin]

Everybody in Miami looks so vulgar and ordinary.

[@rogerbrandt6678]

Beautiful lady, but learn how to operate a boat.

[@RyClique]

Most annying voice in the business. I imagine him at the dinner table speaking to his family woth this annoying ass voice. Lmao imagine speaking to everyone you meet with that voice. Hahahaha 😂 my girl get so mad when i do the impression of this fool

[@bandittelevision]

Snooze again

[@aslkdjfzxcv9779]

yuck

[@mmmartin261]

In defense of the Yamaho crew it looks like their experience crossing water didn’t involve boats. Cartel people are so funny.

[@mmmartin261]

First guy does stupid stuff but it’s not his fault his woman uses so much hair coloring it’s killing his brain cells too.