Update: The future of Broccoli Reviews

I've got a big announcement that I hope you'll all approach with an open mind.
I'm on sites! :
/ bobbybroccole

[@blanketpineapple]

this is a viscerally painful experience to watch. The way he chomps down on that broccoli with such gusto and vigor is cerebral and nauseating. it’s upsetting to watch. To call this a masterpiece of the horror genre would be an understatement. 10/10.

[@MMLCommentaries]

Cannibalism

[@4n4x]

ikr

[@aphrinth5433]

this made my day 😭😭😆

[@someonenamed5304]

Who DIDN'T see this coming.

[@ClassicGamer9044]

Jacoby Webb i think nobody saw this coming

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

no one

[@CheesyBlueNips]

I like the part where he eats the vegetable

[@robinfalk]

We all act like we understand the underlying, deeper meaning of this video but words cannot expresss, such fascinating stories of mystery

[@andrecouture2061]

Watching this video in the back catalog after watching the Nortel video. Still, for a second Ithought you were going to review an actual brocoli... that would have been epic.

[@mrtherat8736]

I got 46 seconds into this before it hit me. Well played photon boy.

[@xxrobloxgamingxx8439]

This video is so emotional I’m tearing up

[@Tilted_Krow]

Happy april fools everyone

[@Marina_DU]

Good job!

[@UnoriginallyChrisLPs]

So considering your name IS Bobby Broccoli does this mean you're a cannibal?

[@weRgaming]

There is no way you filmed yourself just eating broccoli.. Why did I watch you just eat broccoli...

[@ethanwagner]

Man cannibalizes the crunchiest of his kind for views. Sick

[@thedillpickleman015]

This is deep

[@JessHull]

I like the part where he bites.

[@xp8969]

I like it when he swallows

[@Subbestionix]

Masterful

[@wetasspaddington]

sooo avant-garde

[@JoeSchmo680]

Here bc of the Nortel video. Good stuff.

[@Mighty_Cat_Mods]

As a performance we would have given that higher marks.

[@rug052]

Race o rama?

[@lorebroker52]

Man you really needed some kind of sauce to dip in.

[@nikitos3558]

THQ NORDIC WILL BRING THE SPONGEBOB GAMES BACK!!!

[@BakureTheGreat]

That C R O N C H tho

[@john_in_phoenix]

I had to skip to the end just to see how much you ate. That is a lot of raw broccoli you ate, just water as a side, you did far better than I could.

[@receivethelearn]

A quality shitpost

[@TigerAceSullivan]

god i wish that were me

[@xp8969]

Eating broccoli? Or...? 😢😨😢

[@BeTeeEl]

Raw

[@hadinasrallah8928]

Engineering student everybody!

[@bjmbjm]

Cooked might have been easier.

[@Smubear]

quality shitpost

[@xxrobloxgamingxx8439]

Quality stolen comment

[@Smubear]

xXRobloxGamingXx 8 I stole nobody's comment. And what does it matter on a shitposts anyway

[@xxrobloxgamingxx8439]

Smubear Firstly this comment is right under the original one and second this shot post is in fact quality so still matters

[@JoeSchmo680]

What did he say?

[@asra-5180]

31.3. If this was supposed to be a april joke... then it failed.

[@BobbyBroccoli]

Nah man it wasn't. Therefore it is you who has failed.

[@bytesizebiotech]

sir...

[@woodrunner51]

waiting for him to start speaking.... xD

[@WiXOANiMATiON]

Ok bud, you’re not Jacksfilms. lol.

[@RamHoot]

you’re gonna get sick

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

I saw this Coming

[@BobbyBroccoli]

Wow you must be really smart

[@teddystaniszewski8156]

It's still March 31 not April 1. You to early

[@ktmiller]

Why did I watch this

[@BobbyBroccoli]

Reflecting on your cinematography

[@ktmiller]

Gotta self critique

[@theblackforcetv5550]

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[@Rtech17353]

Welp he's dead (because someone's eating broccoli and he's broccoli so he's dead because that was him getting eaten)

[@q1w2e3621]

Lol

[@RemyRaccoon]

This is really bad ASMR. Didn't even feel the tingle. Move closer to the microphone, please.

[@bingisboy]

How the fuck did it take you 5 minutes to eat less than half of your broccoli?

[@BobbyBroccoli]

Man I don't think you realize how tough raw broccoli is, my jaw was getting so sore I could barely chew anymore.

[@xp8969]

​@@BobbyBroccoliarrrr, but think about it's eventual exit matey, 'twill be epic