It's nothing but fun and games 'til humans glue some rice to their Rice University applications.
@Nanami_X_Higurama3 жыл бұрын
xD
@BirdPeopleArentReal4 жыл бұрын
Not that crazy, but for my second essay, the question was “how would your unique experience contribute to our school?” And I straight up said (paraphrasing a lil) “as an autistic person I have a built in argument against anti-vaxers, as I turned out pretty great, despite the autism.” I got in
@ishamehta93834 жыл бұрын
you're my hero
@caramelapple55624 жыл бұрын
I actually love this
@abyssalboy88114 жыл бұрын
Absolute madlad!
@felixsubakti69073 жыл бұрын
Gad damn!
@sketchyskies85313 жыл бұрын
Epic
@LandelRey4 жыл бұрын
I'll add "Win the class struggle and start a revolution" To my reasons to attend college
@EndlessSummer8884 жыл бұрын
So glad my uni application didn't ask "why do you want to go to this university?" Because my honest-to-God answer would be "I'm starting this application in mid July and this is one of the only universities that still has applications open, so I don't really have a choice. Plus, it's a 5 hour drive away, and if I spend any more time in my mom's house, I might go insane." Honestly though... one of the best decisions I've ever made.
@josepherhardt1643 жыл бұрын
"I Zillowed his house. It's $4 million dollars in Los Angeles." Ah, a two-bedroom, then ...
@bananaborealis95157 ай бұрын
lmaoooooo foul
@ACGreyhound044 жыл бұрын
13:38 - I’ve heard that military service can really turn people’s lives around, but passing Navy SEAL training and becoming a team leader after flunking out of a community college is truly amazing!!
@abyssalboy88114 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You can unironically use the navy seal copypasta.
@StephJ0seph4 жыл бұрын
What I learned from this video: Make the college admission officer laugh and you just might get into that college!
@connors61783 жыл бұрын
That first story from the OP at 13:23 is just so pure. There are good people in this world. I feel awful for the daughter, losing her mother like that
@BeepBoop144 жыл бұрын
I wrote one of my essays as me basically gushing over aquariums and another on having perpetually sweaty palms. I was going to write about substance abuse problems and suicide attempts and how I got over that but apparently that’s not what the capitalist elites want to hear. I’m in a t20 university in America now though so jokes on all of us I guess.
@ACGreyhound044 жыл бұрын
9:04 - That kid could be a scholarship student getting a good laugh about how he got into his dream school because his family still lives in the big house in LA that his grandpa bought when he used to be a movie star back in the day. You can’t always judge a person’s wealth by the value of their house!!
@jmwjrsmom4 жыл бұрын
The replies are funnier than the stories 😂😂 poor turtle
@srujanak12524 жыл бұрын
I'm currently filling college applications and came here to find what not to write
@sharonwilson90773 жыл бұрын
Good luck.
@kayla45514 жыл бұрын
I laugh harder at the peasants thing than I should have 6:38
@TheKorfish4 жыл бұрын
1:18 I've heard of bad writers but geez
@caseys.14054 жыл бұрын
6:20 well, it definitely stood out
@jarjardaze24854 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to write motivational letters and essays to get in can’t relate in my country you get in based of your average grade in high school and results from your graduation finals. Its like combining SATs and GPA in USA but its called different in here.
@tatianatrowers-norris26643 жыл бұрын
what country are you from?
@kymanichitulangoma4 жыл бұрын
Rice glue lmao
@disneyprincessintraining27254 жыл бұрын
I want to fund and get naming rights for a building or lab on a college campus, and then name the building the Star Wars building or something like that. If it’s a lab, the Luke Skywalker lab has a nice ring to it.
@b.lonewolf4174 жыл бұрын
I'm always amused when some of the shenanigans seem to actually WORK!
@justinyung87474 жыл бұрын
Ok so if anyone is a genius undergrad bioengineering major here's your application to a PhD program: Take your own stem cells. 3D print your foot. Mail it to PhD program of your choice. Now your real foot is actually in their admissions office 😂
@macedawgy2 жыл бұрын
My college essay that i wrote was literally just supposed to be about a time you overcame adversity and were determined to succeed. I talked a tiny bit about who I was and than I talked about a time when I was doing carts at a grocery store and we were closing and I was the only one who knew how to do carts and the whole parking lot was full because we had no help. The place I work at has a massive parking lot too, probably 500 carts or so. Got that done in 35-40 minutes. I got into that college and that’s where I’m going.
@Dreamer128883 жыл бұрын
One essay I wrote about what it'd like to be an ant.
@sakitotalks4 жыл бұрын
watching this to see if i screwed up on my apps
@JohnVKaravitis9 ай бұрын
15:47 NowTHAT made me laugh!
@Dreamer128883 жыл бұрын
Student didn't know if they had a SSN or not filled out her mom's SSN on her application. Double facepalm for the mother who let her.
@Otaku28032 жыл бұрын
Bet that 'Fifty Shade Grey' person has no idea what the book is about and just saw it on top of some bestseller list.
@octavaluna3 жыл бұрын
Me (who just had to take a 3-day-long test and then select my favorite university options on a website to get in): Is this some sort of joke that I'm too European to understand?
@llbigwave4 жыл бұрын
19:02 But was he accepted???
@b.lonewolf4174 жыл бұрын
That's a question I want to ask about MANY of these!
@marymcelroy61574 жыл бұрын
Darn, I'm glad I went to community college
@ingvildkvakestad4 жыл бұрын
I am watching this cause I am going to college next Year
@YourAverageBrody3 жыл бұрын
7:45 Do you play the tuba? *N U M B E R*
@mxxx95614 жыл бұрын
Ay why why why why
@jmwjrsmom4 жыл бұрын
"Do you play the tuba?" (No)"Number" *Lol please update this reader's settings...it SUCKS*
@austinrobinson73384 жыл бұрын
The bible college was probably moody bible institute
@jonathanbowers89644 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Moody is relatively prestigious and fairly traditional but any respectable religious school doesn’t want students who think they can add sections to their Holy Book.
@austinrobinson73384 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanbowers8964 i think i would have to agtee with that statment
@huuffff4 жыл бұрын
A essay that read #blacklifematters over and over again
@caramelapple55624 жыл бұрын
Didn't some guy get into Stanford or something using that?
@shimailamansoor58394 жыл бұрын
you guys forget and what most media sources that use this forget is that that dude had to write multiple other essays that had nothing to do with that and that his sat and act scores were amazing, he had a hella impressive resume so lmao the articles y'all read about him being some verge ass dude that just used black lives matter to get in is wack af
@rordongamsey30573 жыл бұрын
@@shimailamansoor5839 I mean he was pretty smart tho. Stellar sat scores and essays. By doing the blacklives thing he basically threatened them indirectly of course with accusations of discrimination should they’d have rejected him.
@shimailamansoor58393 жыл бұрын
@@rordongamsey3057 no bc he wasn't black lmfao and everyone always forgets the fact that he was literally smart af and everyone thinks its some average ass dude who knew nothing and used blm to get in when that's far far from it.
@jakubmike56574 жыл бұрын
What is the best thing to put on your application Hail hydra.
@morbidmacaroni4 жыл бұрын
Listening for mine ;-;
@mintman-zt9fz4 жыл бұрын
Do u folks speak engrish
@keybored674 жыл бұрын
your name
@giftedmisfit-4 жыл бұрын
Dang it not first
@makjusufbegovic81864 жыл бұрын
TheGaming Guitarist10 but at least you’re not the last one.
@babysharkdoodoodoodoodoodo56384 жыл бұрын
A Y Y Y Y Y we made I T Do you play the tuba? Number