Ali G- Satellites and the Tele

[@Father_Qese]

The quality gets progressively worse and worse as you keep going through the recommended Ali g videos

[@kaba1996]

Yess

[@jerrywright6137]

But the content quality just gets better😁

[@insidher]

That's techmology

[@beetlejuice1209]

Try this... kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5asomipZtR_qa8 or this... kzbin.info/www/bejne/m17RY3ajpL2lhNE

[@coreytrevor1920]

im watching these while looking at my stack of ali g dvds thinking i should be the hero youtube needs

[@heavymeddle28]

what the hell?!? censored!!! why spend time on a such idiotic thing.

[@stevethea5250]

This video lost me the most brain cells 😂

[@angushair9528]

It's youtube not the uploader

[@telephonicrevenge4501]

"satruhlights" is just mind blowing

[@Luxarium]

Saw them and millions of satruhlights

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

wogwan

[@matthewzeller5026]

What's the point of uploading an Ali G clip when you're going to edit out all the jokes?

[@joshg2603]

“You’re *probably* watching this on the telly” This man was so ahead of his time.

[@cpt.dr.hawkeye1740]

This man knew more about techmology than anyone

[@muhammadwasim428]

@@cpt.dr.hawkeye1740 i though i am the only one watching this after 13 or more years

[@jerchan]

one of the rare guys that actually doesn't doubt ali g's questions

[@Spinosaurus44]

This man was completely speechless

[@geofreyr]

How in God's name does he do this stuff with a straight face!

[@RainingCnD]

geofreyr :spot on man..have been thinking the same..this guy is a m.f***ing genius, any comedian should feel "inferiority complexity" watching his flawless execution.. respect for real.

[@yabbilydoobily3998]

+Akib Khan Sacha Baron Cohen said that if he pretends that he's Ali G, it's easier to not laugh, because he reminds himself that Ali G doesn't find the joke funny, which helps him keep a straight face.

[@kingtshilobo1849]

geofreyr I’m sure after he gets used to it he becomes immune to it

[@markokangasvieri3670]

Is It worship?...! Whitnessing? What kind of world should you ask?...!

[@al54321x]

do you can see a straight face? i only see a bunch of pixel

[@stephenphilpott6772]

Catching up on all these interviews over the last few nights, they're even funnier than the first time round. Class👌🏻

[@zombiekeenasaur]

The mobile phone idea is just pure genius👌

[@ProfRogers]

This guy has really got bogged down with Ali G in the most sub standard intelligent conversation in history!! Absolutely hilarious!! Aliens watching tv for free! How does he keep a straight face

[@greg_4201]

He's an 'authority' in technology who believes in satellites in 'space', and presumably heliocentrism and the globe, and thinks 'how can sky stop aliens watching satellite for free?' is a good question; he's an idiot.

[@SimbolicProductions]

wtf kind of editing is this. Next time just smash the video over your head.

[@bnap3221]

Good point

[@3dgar7eandro]

How the sky TV made the aliens stop watching tv for free... That's a really good question 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

[@BholaPrasadNyaupane]

Respect..Thanks a lot for coming

[@muddwell]

This guy is totally bamboozled by every question eh ? nice bloke though.

[@Mr.Ditkovich.]

And I thought I watched all of Ali G's interviews. Looks like I need to keep digging.

[@luigipkxh]

He's like that class mate that asks all the questions that you think might look too stupid to ask, but that everyone would like to know.

[@Neal5189]

start giving these videos one star. I am sick of usammon cutting out all of the jokes.

[@rangerinthehood]

so how does sky tv stop aliens watching tv for free? LMFAO!!!!!!

[@malikemad4]

Are you still alive?

[@OttomanZC]

Hactually amazing tekmologie

[@Synday]

cringe name subhuman

[@KeroRizkalla]

LOL i love how everyone is just arguing for the sake of it! almost as entertaining as the videos :P

[@andreeadobre3190]

If you is watching this, you is watching the telly - umm no, I is watching youtube on an ipad :))

[@charlesdarwin7253]

Why was the bit chopped up like it's CNN coverage of every Republican party speech in US history?

[@johnb1150]

Aliens getting free sky but they can't work out what's being said lol

[@Nabokov50]

who screwed up this clip?

[@brrrrantarctica]

Seriously, just be glad that the videos are up. If you want unedited videos, stop yelling stupid insults and go upload them yourselves.

[@maktek3912]

"thereoregeraly" lol

[@RandomizedJeff]

1/5 stars... no need to edit :/

[@bnap3221]

Wow, a comment from the time when stars were used instead of like/dislike

[@user24233]

@@bnap3221 yeah

[@christiansteiner]

the mobile phone for the house,, priceless

[@rickysmyth]

I seen the real thing. There is no swearing or anything considered inappropriate in it. Maybe it was censored so the viewers couldn't find out the way to get Sky TV for free; you screw your eyes up and try to make out the picture xD

[@CunningScott]

rickysmyth it was used at a religious education institution, so was necessary to cut out some parts... That although were funny to me would've made it impossible to use in the setting we used it... Same reason many of the others were edited!

[@rickysmyth]

When you edit out parts, the next part of the video doesnt make sense and you miss out on all the jokes. Why did you find it necessary to make it so unwatchable? Surely the people at the institution were annoyed too?

[@CunningScott]

rickysmyth it's probably enough to say the institution was BYU... 😂

[@rickysmyth]

I think you should take all these down and upload the unedited ones otherwise state in the video title that it has been edited. The title right now is just click bait and that is dishonest.

[@MrYFlyer]

@@CunningScott so restrict some information?

[@EdubertoPalitroke]

Those questions were good.

[@kevincollett1842]

Except for the part where he mistook stars for "Satruhlittes".

[@baskwa]

thanks for the vids but please stop editing them...PLEAAASE

[@TheWrathOfCam86]

Censored to within an inch of its life.

[@bensmithkent22]

Even the bit about hi tec trainers!

[@jimmyquck]

I've never seen an interviewee so befuddled and confused XD

[@isthisnamestillfree]

I have to say, I enjoyed your exquisite editing. 5*

[@RexGalilae]

Literally nobody: *Censor an Ali-G video for offensive content* This guy: Challenge Accepted.

[@lillosnx]

Ah! I love Ali!

[@Randomynous01]

The guy has the shoot me look on his face all the time

[@MsTommyknocker]

so embarrassing, i sometimes get a physical reaction

[@aabdel20]

The people laughing in the background ruins the video......

[@TheSanien]

So funny but you get more stupid by watching Ali G 🤣

[@bensmith5288]

Why have you cut the swearing out?

[@Loony_]

“no it ain’t, no it ain’t”

[@desaad1725]

I dont have a strong sense of humor but I laughed and my stomach hurts

[@natewill1587]

ali g is an innovator

[@Om0plata1]

whats the point of censoring ali g videos.. its not like kids look it up..

[@tallboySR]

man these videos arent nearly as good censored...

[@AMIGO-te1yi]

Yes!

[@hhmspotatohead2]

it would be hillarious if bruno,borat, and ali G met (i know they are all from 1 person

[@farishino]

Thanks a lot for coming hahahahahaha

[@harrisjamie7864]

rip this man

[@DVAFP]

censorship is evil

[@harryvrentas6359]

Who the hell censors Ali g

[@falorethegreat]

no the editing and the laugh track ruin this

[@PredatorianStyl]

why are all the videos of usammon damaged? they stock and some seconds are missing ???

[@rodrigopontes9802]

Does anyone know which episode this is from?

[@ptownzog91]

y did u edited it?this is corny

[@yashasbharadwajhs]

Congrats Einstein..

[@frunkiss]

this is so ridiculous even for ali g standards.

[@osmark0]

i know on HBO they didnt edit. this is proabbly before he came to US

[@sigmagrinder7648]

"Fucks a lot for coming"

[@MichaelNovak1987]

Satralites

[@gavrilo2007]

stop editing!

[@janeyorke4197]

Boy does this planet need some brains 2023 style

[@deathskunk3]

Damn... To bad the aliens are get it 4 free! Lets take action!

[@frankG335]

I think this is the one thing we can all agree on! It will unify us all!

[@kidcalabria]

It's the guy who posted it who's edited it!!! What a genius!!! Who does he think he is? Our 'moral guardian', the YT censor, or what? I'm coming across some very intelligent people on YT these days, almost as smart as Ali G (and I mean the character, not Sasha Baron Cohen. There are people on YT who can' t tell the difference!!!) And then they even have the nerve to complain that the world's getting fuc - beep - ed up!!!

[@websoull]

this is the funniest episode of Ali G... I am lmao....

[@pharoahrussell]

i haven't seen this one b4, and its bloody cut, whats the point mate??

[@deathskunk3]

STOP EDITING!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@Albanianator]

grrr another edit on your vid :\

[@MajorAddiction]

Theo-regularly

[@joethompson1724]

M.A. you still use this account ?

[@user24233]

@@joethompson1724 serious question

[@ksouth88]

This person doesn't have to post the videos. What everyone's doing is the equivalent of telling the charity running a soup kitchen that you don't like their soup.

[@AA-hg5fk]

If you're going to do something, do it to the best of your ability rather than churn out crap

[@zoe_alva86]

if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[@MsTommyknocker]

when i was a child i didn't think the people in the tv were real

[@EternalCall]

lol mobile phone for the house...

[@ag007700]

lol not the best of ali g, but still good.

[@user24233]

The oldest comment ever

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060]

​@@user24233 imagine everything that could have happened to that person in 16 years.

[@ReyesDuarteAlcantara]

LMAO i love this guy he's friggin jokes hahaha

[@fclavijo]

i agree, ali g is hilarious but the laughter and editing ruin the clips a bit. thanks

[@mythinktube]

Did you put that canned laugher on?? It's ruined!!

[@xdrengen]

Usammon stop fucking posting Ali G if you don't like him for he's full potential

[@rafonzo]

This is unbearable to watch with all those freakin cuts, seriously dude stop that. Why putting on Ali G Clips where the language is cut out ? That's a part of what makes it funny

[@RelationshipCloseness2compete]

You need the cool box 50-80 has

[@shaunbrown85]

Satrellites init?!

[@stevema2]

so now you know people dont actually live in your tele - lmao

[@brendalandes1813]

Ali G has a Welsh, and Israeli backgroind

[@brendalandes1813]

Background

[@x-techgaming]

MOBILE phones for the HOUSE!

[@onlinesaurav]

How does Ali G make people uncomfortable?

[@Prayukth]

20 Squid

[@Trimmzz]

why dont u search for the video and watch an unedited one lol thats aint too hard to do

[@pcorf]

Satralights, hehe

[@PaulOlaf-z3l]

Theoryigity noffin beefs this 😂😂😂😂 ayyyee

[@MemeGang420]

God this editing is horrible

[@JiChunYang]

@ssshhhiiivvv999 cause youtube tells people to keep their vids under 5 mins

[@schemax]

i think those are censored scenes

[@indraneilbiswas]

uni of west slough

[@hsiehman]

wtf man u cut out all the good shit

[@guillermomontoyo]

Oh he edited out the bad words aww thumbs down beothch!

[@quim-ninja-6919]

Waste of time if you’re censoring the content

[@kidcalabria]

That's not the point, & what is it supposed to mean anyway? I came across this video & even if I wanted to watch an unedited version I still would to watch this first to find out it was edited!!!! Are you for real? LOL indeed!!!!

[@domsanchez148]

Harvard`s got nothing on MIT

[@pedrobianchi2412]

Scott, did you edit these? Shame on you.

[@LilGangy]

satrollite hahahhaa