Greek Mythology Family Tree

[@UsefulCharts]

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[@gregbalberan3369]

Bro, this would also be cool on a shirt.

[@dinosaurjasonthomas]

That would be sick

[@FortyBlack]

Their family tree started with KHAOS , and don't say it was just a gap or nothing , she's hermaphroditic mostly a female the top Goddess 😂😂 that's judging and cutting out because of gender confusion , well she's an alien duhh , and Romans were not gods , don't blend yourselves in that's blasphemous to Royal real supernatural superiors

[@styxdragoncharon4003]

Every picture I find of me seems to be of my bad side...

[@FortyBlack]

@@styxdragoncharon4003 since when were you ever a god

[@AlMuqaddimahYT]

To those confused, the video had to be made again because apparently Zeus has impregnated 374 mortal women since the previous video.

[@UsefulCharts]

😂

[@gavinsmith9871]

As he tends to do. Bet he was an animal while doing it to.

[@kristi4113]

One of those was my co-worker. 😂

[@ichbinben.]

To quote from Overly Sarcastic Productions: "See every myth where Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants, also known as: every myth."

[@otrenom9903]

will it make a udapte taking into account the "Percy Jackson" book series? ^^

[@nandika5833]

people: "the Kardashian family tree is SO confused" Gaia: hold my family tree

[@thomaswilliamjohnson3022]

funny not

[@barbie7418]

Y’all hating?

[@stefanvarsescu8137]

I like this joke

[@lumatic6624]

It makes no sense but I see what your going for

[@mishal5918]

more like hold my condom

[@AlexandraaFeodorovna]

Greek mythology is just one of the most interesting topics. It never ceases to amaze me.

[@duartegrilo4929]

Completely agree.

[@Syisulis]

it is great but it always makes me think what drugs were these people on writing these star war type of stories and living by it

[@sashimster3243]

@@Syisulis I mean it's not like the Abrahamic god, Hindu gods or any other religion make any more sense.

[@Syisulis]

@@sashimster3243 they don't 😂😂🤣

[@Syisulis]

@@sashimster3243 asking me to believe in religion is like asking me to believe in the force from Star Wars

[@nixodian108]

Apollo: The new god of the Sun Also Apollo: "Yeah, screw that, I wanna have fun with mortals. Helios! You can keep your role"

[@liorgefen1511]

The Apollo I'm thinking about would be more like: "yeah, i wanna have fun. No, you don't get your job back. I can do it all, and much more, because I'm THAT awesome. It's haiku time! 'Apollo's the best Yeah, everyone would agree Fuck of, Helios! ' Yes, I do have time for autographs. Praise me, mortals!"

[@nixodian108]

@@liorgefen1511 but still, Helios is the god that is mostly realted to the sun (for example Helios was the one that gave Hercules his chariot to go to the Hesperides)

[@liorgefen1511]

@@nixodian108 yeah, i know, i meant in the series 'trials of apollo' he has a... Unique... Personality that i think would fit it... This is a joke, as a fan of pjo

[@itsyvonblitz6819]

​@@liorgefen1511 that personality was present all the way back in the Titan's Curse I mean honestly the first big thing we see him do is let a 15 year old take control of his chariot, which is the sun, and drive it almost burning and freezing New England in the matter of minutes

[@Mess_of_a_Maniac]

@@liorgefen1511exactly how he acts in trials of apollo

[@-zuzur0ll712]

The primordial gods: *Actual Gods* The titans: war, bloodshed, and chaos The olympians: d r u n k

[@guarine5913]

I like the Primordials best. I like some Olympians, Athena, Artemis, Hestia, Themis... Fave Primordial is Nemesis 👌

[@emz1561]

DRUNK is the best (imo) just cuz i like hades....i also like shitting on zeus cus he can't keep it in his pants

[@sierrajacks9831]

Facts

[@queenestherthe1st342]

@@guarine5913 what about Aphrodite

[@juanpablosalazar4336]

@@queenestherthe1st342 Aphrodite is pretty much an asshole.

[@melmels1337]

cronus : aight last snack. why does it feel crunchy rhea : yeah, crispy kid

[@milani7452]

Underrated😭🤣🤣

[@PKsexton]

He swallowed to Olympians whole

[@vortzbeat2620]

Crispy crispy

[@Kiyomi1238]

and thus... crisps were born. Rice crisps to be exact

[@Ivy_Da_Pancake]

@@Kiyomi1238 LOL

[@jfecaz]

Cronus' first five children: hi- Cronus: 🍽️

[@CecilleCK63]

Oof

[@CecilleCK63]

Actually there are some myths which said Zeus tricked Cronus into returning his siblings ( not exactly return, the truth is gross)

[@CecilleCK63]

He was forced to do that

[@CecilleCK63]

No, by the curse

[@reddytoplay9188]

Zeus' first two children: Hi- Zeus: *eats Metis(his wife)* Athena: I live The child to overthrown Zeus: *not born*

[@tadhgallen1464]

Zeus: God of the Sky and king of the gods. Dionysus: So anyways, I started drinking

[@gravefrightn5720]

Alter of Zeus is in Berlin Thunderbolt and eagle SS.

[@lalapyo4315]

I find it interesting how when Gaia married her son, deformed monsters were created

[@kikokilla9405]

actually, babies as a result of incest and inbreeding are more likely to be born with deformities and disorders because of how it affects the human's gene pool. its not surprising deformed monsters were created because of the gods' incestuous tendencies jkskfasdkjf

[@corndogthemagnificent2212]

kiko killa that’s... the joke

[@nikozg2091]

@@kikokilla9405 r/woooosh

[@dinoxman8584]

kiko killa Yeah yeah okay- hmmm. What the, huh? What, where? How the- what?! Hmmmm, that’s weird, I- *I cant seem to find who asked.*

[@RAnToo-ft6op]

@@kikokilla9405 i see

[@Knuckles2761]

In 3019 archaeologists will make charts like "The Internet was the father of Google. Google kidnap KZbin. Apple gave birth to iOS."

[@haris_mamoon]

hahaha

[@s1ash1]

I gave birth to you

[@AwesomEthan]

*ok boomer*

[@andrewnino3287]

Ok boomers

[@pablopicado156]

Clever boomer

[@nameslesss]

Everyone talks about zues marrying his sister but no one talks about Gaia marrying her son

[@n.82382]

OMFF FYES

[@lachlancarter2468]

No but In one story Zeus had a daughter with his sister (Demeter) which was Persephone but then while she was married to hades he pretended to be hades and did it with his own daughter

[@n.82382]

@@lachlancarter2468 omg thats...

[@wyattscott4208]

Gaia actually made babies with all her children.

[@tensevo]

Gaia is mother earth. I think it is a metaphor. In Christian religion this is known as the immaculate conception. The Earth "gave birth" to the land, sea and sky, which in turn "gave birth" to life, (aka Mortal beings) without sexual relations.

[@psychospoiler]

As a greek and a mythology enthusiast i have to say i m impressed. You did a really good job in this video. It's one of the most accurate videos i ve ever found.

[@Macroman595]

Have you met TheMythologyGuy?

[@asylumskp4391]

Greek Mythology explained in five words: "And then along came Zeus!"

[@okuyasuniijimura]

HE HURLED HIS THUNDER

[@lamedolphin2587]

Bolt

[@archiethomas3911]

He zapped! locked those suckas in a vault

[@proserpina4448]

I can say it shorter: Zeus sleeping around. Don´t argue with me. I have to know, I`m the goddess of the underworld!

[@lamedolphin2587]

@@proserpina4448 you ruined the flow T_T it’s a song

[@Otaku155]

The God of hindsight marrying Pandora is always the biggest joke in any classical mythology class lol

[@cjtrules1]

God of Foresight would have been even funnier.

[@dhampir_days]

like how Hera's last child was the goddess of easy childbirth lmao

[@CrownofMischief]

@saber 1616 I don't recall Artemis being Hera's child

[@CrownofMischief]

@saber 1616 yeah, so I don't think aceofjacks is referring to her when talking about goddess of easy childbirth

[@marianarosenthal1582]

@saber 1616 in one of the stories hera put a curse on Leto,making her not be able to give birth on land that grows idk,so she went to delos,then Leto gave birth to Artemis first,and artemis helped her mother give birth to her brother,apollo

[@trisha9368]

Hermes and Aphrodite literally named their child what would be their ship name lol

[@Sanas_Shy_Language]

The Greeks invented ship names long before fandoms did-

[@smauglordofbutter7462]

👁 👄👁

[@tiarac243]

@@Sanas_Shy_Language lol that's a good one

[@shiekahfan01]

@@Sanas_Shy_Language i hate that this is a joke within a joke

[@aicaramba5306]

-so what should we name this beautiful creation? •idk babe let's name it after you🥺 -your name's prettier tho🥺 •no u🥺

[@dontmindmejustcommentinghe7483]

Rhea: * gives birth * Cronus: yum Rhea: *what* ?? Cronus: what?

[@BritishMotherfucker]

Yeah that’s basically all this summed up lmao

[@drakan4769]

Gaia gave birth to uranus... they also became a couple *Freud intensifies*

[@jamaldavis831]

So she's a shotacon?

[@theever-presenteye2044]

They are gods, it's safe for them. At least it should be...

[@akshaymishra3674]

The same concept goes into Hindu mythology . Father makes a daughter and marries her to make some other gods.

[@ploofthesheep2887]

not gave birth pretty sure, just made

[@raynabruce]

@@akshaymishra3674 ummm what ?! What's your proof ?

[@heatherlory99]

I learned all of my Greek mythology from Percy Jackson’s guide to Greek Gods. This is close to my accurate source.

[@lahlybird895]

I know right. I was just comparing this video to that book in my head the whole time.

[@MrAadam747]

If you really interested in Greek Mythology, there is a book called Theogony by Hesiod

[@heatherlory99]

@@MrAadam747 I'm not as interested as I used to be, mostly from percy Jackson, but I'll check it out

[@lahlybird895]

@@MrAadam747 What's wrong with Percy Jackson?

[@MrAadam747]

Lahly Bird I don’t know, I’ve never watched the movie/movies, maybe once the first one (I suppose) but it’s been a while

[@aloscorner7521]

Cyclops finding out their aunt is their mom: 👁 👄

[@niviamaeva]

👁 Brilliant

[@samtdl8639]

Hecatoncheries: 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 👄

[@lucassup6505]

👁️ 👄 ???

[@bimboblackening]

👁 👄

[@whytho1534]

👁️ 👃 🕳️ 💅

[@tensevo]

This is so well presented. I respect the work that has gone into this to try and make it as accurate as mythology can be.

[@darrensboy]

The setting for Greek mythology is not in greece, it is in Alabama.

[@loganricherson]

FBI wants to know your location

[@polythenepam1795]

😆🤣😂😁

[@enkienki4692]

Welcome to SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@renzpatrick9179]

Looool

[@GeoEstes]

Ouch.

[@jeffjones3145]

Alabama: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@sebastianplunkett96]

You know I don’t really see the first couple (Gaia and Uranus) to be incest. I think she created Uranus so she could love him, not as a child

[@Brew1dCity]

🔥🔥🔥BARS🔥🔥😂

[@tawnyasteele2274]

Funnily enough CA, NY, and the District of Columbia also allow first-cousin blood related marriages lol. So is Alabama actually progressive?

[@dsmith8643]

Ayyy ..

[@dsmith8643]

A God out of incest?? Dont tell me mortals are interfering with transcions.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Zeus = Cheating Husband Poseidon = Abusive Husband Hades = Loyal Husband Kratos = Vengeful Husband

[@jefferygayp4904]

Found u

[@whathell6t]

@Just Some Guy without a Mustache Kratos is still no match against Athena’s (the Olympian Goddess of Justice, Wisdom, & War) Gold Saints: Libra Dohko, Virgo Shaka, Sagittarius Aioros, and Gemini Saga; no matter how angry Kratos is.

[@crimsonnite9291]

@goddess'god chaos neither the entire greek family. lol.

[@bubblehummm4591]

Lol

[@starguy8809]

Joseph Joestar is Zeus.

[@KevinMAbraham]

i remember reading Percy Jackson the first time and wanting to understand the Greek Mythology family drama, and said this to myself "if i can understand the Kardashian's family tree, i CAN get this"

[@ranjitsarkar3126]

If you notice you'll see that at each generation the deities became more and more human-centric and the first generation was the generation of true gods

[@rangaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

yeah but the also become more inbred making the family tumbleweed of a family in alabama

[@prafful_sahu]

They are basically hindu(dharmik) gods with slight changes in names. Aafter battle of 10 kings all clans were kicked out of india by sudas. One of them was anu or something which became hellena (greeks). Ancient vedic god were dyaus pitra and and indra. Hence Dyaus pitra and Indra became Zeus pita/ Zeus in greece, zupiter in roman, thor and few others in other viking, nordic ciivilization. Bharat(india) is the heart land of eurashian civilization and sanskrit is the mother of all indo european languages. One other clan was pashrva clan which became persia. There was no religion 4000 yrs ago but just dharma(hinduism). Achamenid empire was Akhamanish empire and the king was kurush(sanskrit hindu) word not cyrus.

[@lurji]

@@prafful_sahu all indo european religions came from the same source omfg

[@Alientcp]

There were no humans yet. Maybe that gas something to do.

[@razor6904]

@@rangaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah like earth and sky became a couple and look at their children 1 eyed and 50 headed ! surely sweet home Alabama

[@TheLastNoel]

you know you’re in deep shét when you understand all of this

[@ducky5277]

Lmao is it bad that I got it like... immediately

[@flowerdolphin5648]

Yeah same, I am such a Greek mythology nerd. I remember when we started learning about it, I had to read every book and watch every film I could find.

[@antinoye973]

@@flowerdolphin5648 that’s bouta be me.....

[@flowerdolphin5648]

@@antinoye973 good luck and have fun with it ^^ it's very interesting.

[@CDMydas]

I’m Greek so I learned this stuff in day one

[@zasproductions9258]

Greek Mythology: *exists* Incest: it’s free real estate

[@asavvsbmg21]

ZAS Productions doesnt count as incest cuz the gods titans and demi titans dont contain DNA in their blood

[@DanteMustLearn]

Egyptian mythology on the other hand is full of it, is also the reason why royal families tried to keep their bloodlines "pure" and it's theorised why Tutankhamun died so young

[@jadeimingan184]

@@asavvsbmg21 Really?

[@you_know_me8218]

@@DanteMustLearn like Targaryens.

[@Ismail-kv3ex]

@@asavvsbmg21 explain how demigods work then

[@jji88]

: how many childrens you want? Gaia : *YES*

[@CecilleCK63]

nj's eighteen at least

[@amortality999]

@@CecilleCK63 She had 18 children with Uranus. Then 5 children with Pontus. Then over 100 children again with Uranus. Then a child with Tartarus.

[@thebandit0256]

So who's her baby daddy for Five rings to summon Captain Planet

[@Jeff-ti8gj]

My Friend: Jojo Family Tree Is Confusing Me: *Hold My Greek Mythology*

[@chrismichal8242]

Zefra hahahahaha

[@artema.]

Well to be fair the JoJo family tree also is... quite something else 😂 both are confusing as heck.

[@fly672]

@@artema. Joestar family tree isn't really that confusing, the only thing that can be considered wierd by people who don't watch Jojo is DIO joining in but explanation is pretty simple: DIO who was a vampire took over Jonathan's body and had 4 kids with random women, his vampirism was overwriting Jonathan's body as his but the process wasn't finished so kids he made are both his and Jonathan's (because a bit of his DNA remained). Green Baby is also kinda related to DIO but it's a monster created from his bone and 36 souls so it's not really his kid.

[@artema.]

@@fly672 Look, Giorno (and all other kids of DIO) is Jolyne's great great great great uncle, Josuke is Jotaro's (half?-)uncle, Giorno has 2 biological dads, 1 step dad, 1 adoptive dad and 1 biological mother and it keeps going xD

[@ramonbergadojr.42]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Nyx must be pretty scary considering Zeus himself was afraid of her.

[@gb-hj1po]

@@pugbread3013 x

[@theaceofspades3546]

I mean...yeah, have you seen some of the children she made?

[@haveagoodday2405]

thats true!!!!!!

[@manmoy4104]

Her kids are just as creepy as she is

[@CecilleCK63]

She is like, just darkness

[@koifish4276]

Dionysus God of Wine my mind: *sees an image of dionysus casually sitting in his couch drinking and wearing sunglasses like a cool alcoholic*

[@thebestcicinmage4485]

Dressed as a girl in a bisexual party

[@aziris7257]

@@thebestcicinmage4485 Is that what alcoholics do in college parties?

[@johnpaulabocad6941]

Don’t forget the purple jacket

[@thebestcicinmage4485]

@@aziris7257 yes and no

[@koifish4276]

@@julianusalexander6325 same XD except his name is just dion and he doesn’t drink a lot cause we’re all underaged and all

[@ozaninal5296]

"Dionysos was said to replace Hestia as one of the 12 Olympians according to some sources" Oh my, alcohol ruining the home and family seems to be much, much older than expected

[@rogerwinters4958]

and it is said hestia gave up her spot willingly because she belonged in the home as the goddess of the hearth was the most peace-loving goddess ever which is why we literally have no myths with her as a main character

[@Elena-lj9db]

Yeah, even because in the Olymp many gods tried to marry her.

[@dhampir_days]

@@rogerwinters4958 I think the only one where she was prominent is when a god tried to rape her...

[@shiekahfan01]

@@rogerwinters4958 not true, some Greek lore replaces Demeter with Hestia in the Demophon myth

[@aicaramba5306]

hestia was ready to risk it all for any god out there

[@Maison05]

Imagine how many lines would come off of Zues if it had all of his children

[@NeitoNRiba]

55

[@alexschlaeft]

seizure reading that but love your name

[@RyuLongRHOG]

MAYDAY! WE NEED A BIGGER CHART!

[@dhampir_days]

fun fact, while Zeus is the most notable example, Poseidon actually had more children! taking "seamen" to a whole new level-

[@pullingdownthemoonforus]

it would just look like one really thick bar lmfao

[@freetrial9793]

Styx and Pallas are the proudest parents, they raised the star of an amazing video game franchise and a successful shoe company.

[@RunaSunset]

I geeked over this video. Or should I say.... Greeked over

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

No, there is no more Rome for puns in here.

[@RunaSunset]

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 you should never apollogize for your puns

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@RunaSunset You're right. Have you heard of the drug Medusa? I heard you get stoned.

[@RunaSunset]

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 I heard that its kinda Nero quality

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@RunaSunset the God who made the drug is kind of a Narcissus

[@Crow-bb3tt]

I downloaded the image and named it, "Zeus can't keep it in his toga"

[@anhedonia4715]

OH MY GOD I CANNNNTTTTT

[@libertyjanicebutala9823]

Haha So true Zeus should not get his toga in a twist almost every times. He is also a dramatic king.

[@froggiegirl1023]

i wanted to like your comment but 420

[@interestingideas1223]

@Stefano Raul Febles Verastegui how does this have no likes

[@johnpaulabocad6941]

@@anhedonia4715 *Oh my gods

[@naomimallam2212]

A little known fact, is that Heracles became a God after death. He became the gatekeeper to the deity world and the God of Strength and Athleticism

[@thiagocalheiro5824]

And married his sister Hebe! ☺️

[@innosanto]

@@thiagocalheiro5824 And he even collaborated with Xena in a comeback for some adventures.

[@yobench]

Thanks ! I always thought that was Goku

[@vsedai]

@@innosanto I miss Xena

[@sweathr8805]

for me heracles is still a demigod, im not gonna call him a god

[@dhampir_days]

"that family tree must be a disney movie because damn it's Tangled." -my sister also as far as I'm concerned there's no solid "canon" to mythology, all versions are just as valid

[@susanasandoval9554]

Hercules

[@BrownSugar83788]

Title: *Family tree* My mind: *So a spider web?*

[@TheLastNoel]

yes very yes

[@hannibalburgers477]

"Zeus: My daughters can not be this cute"

[@violetine8917]

*Whole family sitting at the dinner table quietly* Me:

[@TheLastNoel]

Violetine me and you share the same brain huh?

[@user-hx1hy7yj2i]

Thats ,e

[@nicoj1847]

Glad to see the whole Percy Jackson fandom here

[@winter6849]

Nico Jade percy jackson is like the starbucks of greek mythology

[@PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse]

that and I'm came here because of Lore Olympus

[@ghostinyourcloset]

yup and also cuz i love greek mythology lmao

[@mckennadaley3793]

Percy Jackson is like a gateway drug to greek mythology

[@Mhagdog13]

Wassup

[@scrungozeclown836]

I think it is worth mentioning (and possibly editing) that Hermes also is, in some ways, a death god. If I remember correctly, Thanatos actually deals with your death, Hermes transports your soul to the underworld, and Hades is the "Warden" so to speak. It is also worth mentioning that, just like Aphrodite, in some myths about Dionysus, he has existed for long before all the other gods, and is another sort of primordial being of indeterminate birth.

[@eternal___official]

Well "Charos" is the Boatman of the underword transfering your soul to it - although, in order to reach the port of the that boatman, Hermes had to tranfer you there. Thanatos is actually the word Death in greek so, i tend to believe he was more of a concept-kind-of-god than having a real duty, since Hades was ruling the underworld. Not that sure about that though. I'm not an expert, just know a couple things out of chance cos im greek haha.

[@scrungozeclown836]

@@eternal___official the way I saw it (and this depends on what canonicity you follow) Thanatos sort of separates your soul from your body when you die (or really, kills you, because without Thanatos you cannot die. See, Sisyphus) Hermes takes your soul and delivers it to the outer shore of the underworld Charon/Kharon ferry's your soul across the river Styx to the shore of the underworld proper (given you have the coinage) Cerberus/Kerberos guards the gates of hades, only allowing entry to those who belong there (and keeping those who shouldn't leave in) And Hades is like the warden overseeing the entirety of the underworld

[@scrungozeclown836]

@@eternal___official "Charos" isn't anything or anyone afaik, tho I assume you mean Charon/Kharon

[@eternal___official]

@@scrungozeclown836 "Charos" is in modern Greek, "Charon" in ancient. Ο χάρων / Ο χάρος.

[@eternal___official]

@@scrungozeclown836 This sounds pretty functioning. I like how you imagine Thanatos - kind of the same way people see the Grim Reaper today, thought it may be inspired from Charos. It makes more sense like this. At least, considering his name (Thanatos) which literaly means "Death" till this day.

[@scottlemoult3109]

Have you considered making these posters into a more interactive website? I would love to be able to click on each god and go to a more in depth page about them. Or each civilization or classification of life in your other posters! great content tho, I am working on similar visual representations of these sorts of things myself. Keep up the good work!

[@ilonildea7930]

Such a great idea!

[@neinno8172]

But he needs people to purchase them, to make money

[@stevethellama007]

@@neinno8172 he could sell the posters through his website

[@plantasia878]

"I'm my own grandpa"

[@TheLastNoel]

Ophiotauru JAIL

[@tashajackson7726]

"It sounds funny I know, but it really is so " Many, many years ago when I was 23 I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life For now my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife And to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad And so he became my uncle though it mad me very sad For if he were my uncle that would also made him brother Of the widows grown-up daughter who was of course my stepmother Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother two Now if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild 'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpaw Oh I'm my own grandpaw I'm my own grandpaw It sounds funny I know but it really is so I'm my own grandpaw (Listen to this now) I'm my own grandpaw I'm my own grandpaw I'm my own grandpaw -Ray Stevens

[@shewannabanghim7809]

@@tashajackson7726 magical

[@deeptig3972]

I wish I could like this twice

[@Syd_Smith]

This reminds me of Once Upon A Time

[@BiglerSakura]

"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus." "What about gays?" "Gays are from Uranus."

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

"What about that guy over there?" "oh that's Freddie, bisexuals go to Mercury"

[@thecookiecrumbsinpercyshai8685]

What about the lesbians?

[@Kanal7Indonesia]

@@thecookiecrumbsinpercyshai8685 Lesbos, Greece

[@thecookiecrumbsinpercyshai8685]

iGusti NgurahRai nice

[@thecookiecrumbsinpercyshai8685]

@@Kanal7Indonesia What about pans?

[@greatserpent4141]

Great video! Indeed my peoples mythology never seize to amaze me ! Every version of it is complicated but very intersting. You could make a 20 min video for every god, titan, deity and still will not be enough! For example Pan the god and protector of sheperds is also mentioned being the son of Gaia. This is why we see him so close to nature and one of the few gods who could see and talk to Nymphs (mortals could have had many problems with them). Also it is said that Pan helped the greeks in the battle of Marathonas in which he made a terryfying growl which made the Persians to panic. It is very well believed that the word panic comes from that day, from Pan which now is a term to descibe something very big and general (his growl echoed from a big distance and made every enemy terrorised). Words with pan in it like a Pan-demic or a panorama. I hope you read my comment :) Have a nice day folks!

[@theguylevi]

This reminded me why I stopped attempting to remember them all, lol. I'd rather just appreciate the individual stories...This was basically the periodic table to the whole of mythological chemistry.

[@nehemiahmiralo4012]

Amazing! I would like also to add that Zeus actually had a phropecy about him having a child that is much better than him and that time he was with Metis. What happened is Zeus ate Metis, but Metis resided in Zeus's mind while she was pregnant, then Athena sprung out of Zeus's head. Metis did not came out of Zeus's head and now she is refered to as our conscience.

[@caleb10jag41]

Nehemiah Miralo this is what I heard

[@chloespinoza8214]

Nehemiah Miralo lets say he _absorbed_ her, i think that makes more sense as to why Metis resides in his mind

[@YYHoe]

Metis is Jupiter's moon. In fact, that moon will eventually spiral into Jupiter and become part of the planet due to it orbiting faster than the planet spins.

[@nehemiahmiralo4012]

@@chloespinoza8214 Based on what I read it said that Zeus actually swallowed Metis. And for all we know Greek Myth is known for hyperbole stories.

[@sofia_lazcano]

That's so interesting

[@ceeod9798]

I’m greek and I didn’t even know it was this complicated

[@jacobw4612]

the chart is very brief, there are waaay more gods

[@marioskatsaros7837]

@@jacobw4612 though it is not 100% accurate, you can agree that it is a good job

[@jacobw4612]

@@marioskatsaros7837 Yeah, I guess

[@mihailojovicevic5576]

Well it doesn't matter if you are Greek you are not at all related to ancient Greeks plus you would need years of studying to master greek mythology.

[@ceeod9798]

@@mihailojovicevic5576 We study our ancient ways in school from 4th grade. We do history ancient Greek and learn about all these stuff in school. They are my ancestors :)

[@kelbinhow]

That was an almost perfect video

[@skwervin1]

I started learning about Greek mythology when I was 7 - that was nearly 50 years ago and it STILL KEEPS CHANGING!!!! Some sources have Aphrodite married to Hephasteus who had an idea his wife was playing around so he made a net of super fine gold and caught Ares and her in the act. He was also the god who made Zeus's lightning bolts, and the Trident of Poseidon (3 prongs) and the Bident of Hades (2 prongs).

[@nekoneko7329]

That's because there isn't a source which is 100% accurate,as it's depicted differently by many ancient documents.Besides,it's a man-made religion,so it's natural that in each historical period it was viewd with alterations varying from one another.Every myth depicts the gods differently,mostly serving the purpose of that specific myth and not the bigger image;Greek Mythology as a whole and complete lineage of Titans,Gods(Primordial,Olympian,Minor etc),Creatures/Monsters and Heroes.

[@purusingh6085]

The weapons of the 3 gods were made by the elder Cyclops by some reliable myths.

[@chrisandrikos3684]

@@nekoneko7329 every religion is man-made

[@nekoneko7329]

@@chrisandrikos3684 I know

[@tensevo]

@@chrisandrikos3684 ...but the point is, religion reveals deep metaphorical truths about the Universe. Man (mortal being) simply observes what he see's and writes it down. It becomes a religion to the extent that it resonates with ppl as being true, in some sense. It is striking how similarities you can draw between ancient mythology, world religion and the origins of life on Earth, according to mainstream science. They all start with nothing, then light, then stars, then planets, then life, then evolution of life.

[@hasulchan]

I am supposed to be studying calculus, but yeah, this is more important. I am even jotting down notes.

[@xiangmusha8994]

im supposed to be doing something else too but I'm watching this drama LMAO

[@zeldafan4727]

yeah screw calculus

[@kenmalovesBLUEberries]

Yoo same lol

[@HakimSingh-gf8mh]

Frr i have my final exam coming and I'm watching this with much interest

[@valentai_777]

1:20 - the Primordial Gods 4:44 - the Titans 8:45 - the Olympians Other fun bits- 5:57 (Kratos)

[@ra_alf9467]

Nah, we already know his face

[@notkatie1893]

Oh my god I’ve had this chart hanging on my wall for so long and I had no idea it came from you?? That’s awesome!

[@colossaltitan3546]

Kratos: This isn't a family tree, this is a hit list

[@BigR2D2.]

How on earth can kratos beat chaos?

[@Crudecoronet]

@@BigR2D2. he would find a way

[@oldplagu3]

@@Crudecoronet realalistically, kratos would never beat chaos.

[@fruitgummy2461]

@@oldplagu3 he's still gonna find a way

[@oldplagu3]

@@fruitgummy2461 no he wont stop being a fanboy

[@onlyalf.]

"Zeus married his sister" *Inhales* *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@jotarokujo4250]

God dont have DNA

[@MmmmChezburger]

Billy bob married his sister

[@eleniasimop]

Kings of Egypt were married to their sisters during all antiquity.

[@sveta7141]

gaia married her own son which is uranus JAV: *"aha, i know u are my ancestor*

[@anubis8181]

Actually he married his mother. This dude's chart is all ass backwards.

[@UkrainePatr1ot]

The Habsburgs: _We have most circles ever!_ Greek mythology: *Hold our circle!*

[@ra_alf9467]

Greek myth. : Hold my pandora, and now. KRATOS, WHERE ARE YOU?, YOUR DAD IS CALLING YOU

[@mb-lr8hb]

Everybody: Zeus has so many children Poseidon: *sweats*

[@MrGacido]

really felt like you cranked up the production values, i liked it

[@dromeus21]

Momus (God of Mockery and Blame) invented memes. It make sense

[@CJCroen1393]

Based on his description, I think he also might've invented bad faith media criticism.

[@nicolenolasco8502]

In the Greek mythology, it was divided into three generations, the Primordial, the Titans and the Olympians, wherein among the three the Olympians Gods is the most well-known throughout the world and up until this generation. Through the use of Family tree, it was identified which and where a certain God come from that helps the many be able to recognize and become aware of where these famous Greek God’s really came from. Most of the time Chaos is all unfortunate events yet on the other side it has its own blessing to be perceived. The God’s can be described as the highest among the highest creatures and is also created to be able to fill in the needs of human, it also helps balance system of the world in general. With that said, the legacy of the Greek Mythology is far from perfection yet its has its own beauty to be awe. I felt satisfied after watching this video because a lot of my questions regarding Greek Mythology were answered in here.

[@shiekahfan01]

Hey folks please remember that there are many different versions of Ancient Greek mythos and lore. What may be correct in one version of a myth might not be correct in another version

[@rafail2303]

Chronos literally means time in Greek that's why he existed before everything.

[@hyasmusica9161]

Explain chaos then.

[@evilhaglmao5284]

Hyas Musica Chaos is but a different interpretation of the original, first being. Sometimes it’s Chaos, sometimes it’s Chronos and Ananke. It really depends on the version you read.

[@vasileiospapazoglou2362]

@@hyasmusica9161 chaos is everything and anything in the same tine

[@eleniasimop]

@@hyasmusica9161 Chaos is like space. It's nothing which includes everything. Chronos is the word for time in Greek.

[@xonikkiecal]

This is basically the headache when studying the Big Bang lol. Wtf came before and what do you mean nothing? Time itself had to be created

[@danellemoore1461]

It took a few minutes to realize this was a new version. I was like, this has been done. Hasn't it? I know it has. I looked it up and then realized you had two versions. I knew I wasn't crazy.

[@SuDoesThings]

I can hear this guys cries of when he was making and researching this

[@sirtoast7788]

Fun Fact: Pan, the God of Shepherding, is normally considered to be calm and friendly to the humans, however it is also said that whoever disturbs his rest in the noon makes him extremely angry and dangerous, spreading chaos everywhere. Hence the word "PANic".

[@tjay0005]

I always find the Greek Mythology so fascinating. This is a very great video!

[@tirex3673]

11:09 Plato tried to reconcile those to myths by differentiating between two seperate Aphrodites: -Aphrodite Urania, the daughter of Uranus -Aphrodite Pandemos, the daughter of Zeus

[@heryyakuza493]

The Odd series " How I met Your Mother "

[@bearrnabas]

Thanks

[@akeyrtainment8507]

T H E M I S *Law & Order theme plays on background*

[@emsie127]

LMAO

[@niviamaeva]

🄳🅄🄽 🄳🅄🄽 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sanas_Shy_Language]

I was just thinking of the Judge Judy intro-

[@leahryan5560]

Several mistakes I saw(probably more that I didn’t see): 1.) Phoebe was not a moon goddess, she was a goddess of prophecy and the first one to figure out how to hear the voices of Delphi. And because her grandson Apollo also has the gift of prophecy, he is sometimes called Phoebus Apollo. Phoebe’s husband Koios also has the gift of prophecy and was the Titan of the North. 2.) You forgot to add Zeus and Hera’s other daughter Eileithyia, the first goddess of childbirth(the other being Artemis)

[@Tagstar76]

but whos prophecy? El/YHWH's?

[@Tagstar76]

@Uchiha Sasuke i follow Jesus, I AM not saved by genealogy

[@jaaacktractive]

3. Zeus didn't cut open Kronos. He tricked him into drinking something that would make him vomit the first 5 children, who subsequently also helped in the war.

[@safehavenonice6431]

In the beginning, there was nothing... Then, there was incest.

[@winter6849]

Safehavenonice sweet home ancient alabama

[@samguest78]

What I thought 😂

[@boogiethekingtm5413]

Incest, the forbidden fruit, Adam eve weren't supposed to eat or do i guess 😅 weird

[@dsmith8643]

Bruh.. Put that in after the wars .. This nigga got this past of The Universe steaming ..

[@JonathanGeorgeVillarreal]

Thank you for shining a light on the rich tapestry of religious traditions through detailed timelines and historical analysis. Your content is truly enlightening.

[@SevenStarlitLakes]

This is by far one of the most informative channels on KZbin! Thank you very much for your excellent hard work.

[@SameekshaRana]

I watched the whole video patiently to understand the family tree. Impressed by your way of explanation. Love from India 😊

[@anandkrishnaMV]

you should read percy jackson and come and see this again

[@hettyscetty9785]

In a nut shell, Zeus really got around.

[@jacob69420]

This was so awesome how I could predict the whole chart and roman names of the gods after reading rick riordens cooks! this was an awesome video

[@513KillSwitch]

I'm finishing a Greek themed sleeve tattoo and this video could NOT have come at a better time. Thank you!

[@redjirachi1]

Amazingly, Genghis Khan in reality might have more kids than Zeus in mythology

[@porkypine4529]

His wife is a solid birth machine

[@thatguy7155]

how i see greek gods as a kid: god of war how i see greek gods now: god of alabama

[@thetruth9783]

Zeus cut open his fathers stomach to free his siblings and was all like "whats this rock doing here?"

[@StefanVeenstra]

Newborns were part of ancient greek cuisine.

[@chrismichal8242]

Stefan Veenstra As we say, here in Greece : Σωραίος ρε μάγκα!

[@nilyaa]

Artemis was also the goddess of the hunt, the wilderness, wild animals, the Moon, chastity. And plague, healing and archery just like Apolo 😊🥰

[@MrTheLizardKing666]

And Hephaistos was the son of Hera herself, and Nike was the personification of Athena (means justice) well the sources differs there is a lot to says to the Multimythologicallyverse

[@darthzannah8900]

and the goddess of Feminisim

[@whathappened5797]

@@masturbinho6656 wdym why

[@emblemblade9245]

what happened She was about protection of maidens (from men) and didn’t allow men into her virgin huntress entourage, but she was not sexist against men nor did she portray sexist values against them

[@whathappened5797]

@@emblemblade9245 so it was like half sexist-?

[@ColinForBooks]

very cool. I've read Ovid several times and your explanation means that I was paying pretty good attention!

[@thomasburn3247]

Some mistakes, but they're very minor ones, and more an absence of even more information. So understandable. As well as that you used the correct name "Herakles" and mentioned "Hekate". Thank you, this is amazing

[@nithya8382]

My history teacher uses a world history timeline poster form your website!😃

[@ApollymiiaThanata]

Do you think you could create a chart for Celtic/Irish Gods and Goddess'?

[@UsefulCharts]

Don't know much about them. Is there good source you could point me to?

[@ApollymiiaThanata]

@@UsefulCharts I looked around and I found so info on Mythopedia.com, starting the the god The Dagda. It mainly focuses on a the story of a settlement of people known as the Tuatha De Danaan (People of Danu). It's easy to find all the different Gods and Goddesses, just not easy to see how they're all connected.

[@prog7141]

UsefulCharts You could do a few on the mythologise of the various Celting nations as they all differ in pretty significant ways. If you do Irish mythology the Tuatha de Dannan and the various deities associated with them would be a good place to start. But also keep in mind that due to Christian monks being some of the only people who wrote down the oral traditions and mythology, it’s know that the more well known and retold stories have been tampered with to an extent. Thank you for the great content keep it up

[@BillGreenAZ]

How about the Norse gods?

[@gammaupsilon8487]

@@prog7141 a

[@Jacobnsj]

Finally youtube recommended me something useful for our topic in history

[@anyasea10739]

I’m studying Classical Civilisations in September so I bought the poster and I’m in LOVE with it

[@crlpxz]

Im doing MA classical civilisation too!

[@anyasea10739]

@@crlpxz what do you think of it? I really like it

[@crlpxz]

@@anyasea10739 its good, but a lot of reading! Like twice the amount i did with my BA. I'm already researching essay and dissertation topics and i only started a few weeks ago. Its super intense but i like it. How has it been for you?

[@anyasea10739]

@@crlpxz I love it! I think it’s less intense for me because I’m doing it for A Level, but I really wish we got more reading assignments I actually really like them

[@anyasea10739]

@@crlpxz what are you studying in classics at the moment?

[@mcfcfan1870]

2:38 Well that IS what happena when you marry your mother...

[@starguy8809]

lol , i get it

[@drswag0076]

I just realized something if Kratos was the son of Pallas then him taking the position of god of war from Ares is him taking his birthright it was something that was his for the taking

[@AlMuqaddimahYT]

And Kratos killing his father was just him following a family tradition.

[@AlMuqaddimahYT]

And then... Loki will follow it too.

[@miamafalda1118]

@@AlMuqaddimahYT Actually Athena killed Pallas. Which actually makes sense since she is also a Goddess of (strategetic) war.

[@miamafalda1118]

@Rafael Sodre That was the name of her epithet. There are actually a few figures in mythology named Pallas which could have given that name to her epithet. When referring to Pallas the titan, Athena killed him after he tried to rape her. That is just one possible source for her epithet, the other come from the story of Pallas and Athena. In this case Pallas is Triton's daughter and Athena's best friend, and long story short one day they are play-fighting and Athena accidentally kills her, and she ends up so grief stricken that she builds a huge monument in honor of her friend.

[@harleytoms6862]

@Rafael Sodre lmao pallas is a title. Athena is female. The husband of Styx was pallas

[@nicko5945]

A Monday video!! Now you are just spoiling us Matt!

[@tm4everme]

Gaia really likes her sons... Also, Scylla coming from the sea is very fitting

[@muhamadamin3]

Alabama: I see. You're a man of culture as well

[@yun-shi1677]

Ayyyyy my man Zeus the god of lighting and one nightstands

[@adiba8646]

Iapetus, also known as Bob. "Tell the sun and stars hello for me"

[@Maison05]

Why would you remind me of this very painful memory

[@Reedplaysmother]

"Bob says hello"

[@terriliu8023]

You read The House of Hades?

[@adiba8646]

@@terriliu8023 yep wait are you asking me or someone else?

[@bryanp5843]

Also Annabeths farewell to Bob when they were going to leave Tartarus. First time a book made me all teary up

[@anushkabagchi1940]

Finally someone mentions HESTIA!!!!!!

[@melvinrobis7300]

The message of the video was all about where the Goddesses of Greek Mythology came from. The lesson that I've learned in this video is the advantage and important of being familiarity in one thing or events that happened from the past. After watching this video, I felt thankful because I've already know the origin of some Goddesses in Greek Mythology.