USING HEALING MAGIC SO YOU CAN FLUFF YOUR TOO HOT COMPANIONS - Video Game Memes

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[@alfianfahmi5430]

Starfield's 125 GB size : "Prepare for trouble!!!" Starfield planetary mods : "And make it double!!!"

[@ricardohoang8452]

Todd: Uh-oh

[@chaosstripe9446]

My new 2tb ssd gonna send that game blastin off again

[@Makitru]

Ark: Survival Evolved + DLC’s 400+ GB size: Surrender now, or be prepared to fight!

[@alfianfahmi5430]

​@@Makitru Expect ±1TB Starfield sized mods in the future 😂🤣

[@Lyzzydoesthings]

To protect the world from having enough memory and to unite the peoples money within our greed

[@TheDrag0nKing91]

While playing as a silver dragonborn, I wondered if my breath could cool off Karlach and sure enough, it can, I'm thoroughly impressed with Larian Studio's attention to detail.

[@screaming_cat2007]

Hmmmm. Noted

[@diveintobricks8216]

That is so funny, gotta give mad props to Larian

[@masterofbloopers]

That story about the paid mod with DRM in it getting cracked almost immediately was freaking hilarious! I'll bet that modder's modding career is over after that.

[@derekstein6193]

If he hadn't put in the DRM he would've been fine. Digital version of the Streisand Effect, right there.

[@chilomine839]

@@derekstein6193 Live by DRM die by DRM

[@iamsamurai9831]

Ah, it's nice to see OrcBarbies getting some exposer to others. Love their art.

[@solec23]

I follow them on my alt acct but well worth it 😤

[@JackRook]

That starfeild joke was genuinely funny

[@ricardohoang8452]

Thanks Garfield, very cool 👌

[@citrusorange794]

I ate Das data ~ Starsfield

[@WEKM]

😮

[@xavierjohnson2321]

Vincke: We want to simulate real relationships Fansbase: *BISH, WE ONLY WANT REALISM IN TERMS OF GRAPHICS*

[@ricardohoang8452]

Thanks to bugs and glitches lol

[@NoForksGiven]

I agree. Never fix how fast Laezel jumps your bones. At first I just thought she was afraid of dying a virgin and just wanted to experience it before the parasite kills her, but no. No she's geniunely in love with you in like 4 hours. She's perfect

[@giga7130]

Ah the never ending horny

[@victornoel36]

The reason many AAA games are over 80GB now it's mainly because of textures, not sound files. Not only there's the 4K textures with the diffuse, specular, normal and maybe emitter (those who know about 3D modeling/animation will understand), each one comes with their 1024p, 512p, 256p and so on equivalents for the LOD of distant objects.

[@9876Godzilla]

Shitty optimization is the cause of the high amount of games over 80 gigs. They can't handle the idea of compressing their files so they just say 'fuck it'

[@lucky-segfault4219]

I remember a time when texture LODs were calculated at load time. Saved like 30% on file size. Hopefully some game will have a "only install 2k textures" feature and it will become standard. My poor 1TB can only hold like 7 games + os

[@Javalar]

Pretty sure some of those textures are much larger than most AAA games I played as a kid.

[@9876Godzilla]

@@Javalar Yep, because they want you to think "Big game = lot of content"

[@wesnohathas1993]

It's one of the major reasons we need to keep physical distribution of games around. There's at least some incentive for devs to compress files and optimize their games when the cost of that storage space cuts into publishing and they can't just expect every end consumer to buy another external hard drive to download it.

[@Eristasa]

The being inside bowser thing… Mario, Luigi and Peach as well as quite a few toads and more enemies have been inside him before… and you can see that adventure in “Mario and Luigi: Bowser’s inside story!”

[@robertnelson9599]

A shame that company is out of business.

[@Eristasa]

@@robertnelson9599 yeah…

[@pandie_cube]

Noo way! I was just thinking the exact same thing, it seems like Wonder is making some serious callbacks 🙌

[@TheSGA]

Eggman don’t do it, that’s Sokka’s girlfriend!

[@blacklightvirus6101]

"THEY PISSED ON MY WIFE SO I PISSED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND"

[@ricardohoang8452]

Korra: NAH

[@dangersquirrel4868]

4:10 Lol, that reminds me of my first time playing Fallout 4 VR. The Cryolator is inside a case you can only open with Max Lockpicking... unless you just reach into the case with your hand and grab it.

[@robotguy4]

2:12 Why do I get the distinct feeling that the devs might implement a "thirstiness" slider?

[@darrylferguson3622]

The modder thing is crazy because both MxR and Juicehead mentioned that the modder had locked the 60 FPS version of the mod to his Patreon, but i had no idea they had added DRM to it

[@carlosforma5978]

Holy Heck! Gale is a Wizard, and therefore a Nerd! He used to "make love to" his Muse (Idol), and then he gets stranded with someone that has 1 or 2 things in common with him. Of course he'd fall in love hard and quick!

[@bravesirrobin1365]

the baldurs gate companions being really thirsty makes sense story wise because they think they only have a week or so to live before they become mindflayers :P

[@johnm9263]

Signalis makes an appearance Signalis is pretty dark compared to the content shown here For context, thats the two Replikas with one squirting cleaner on a window and then laughing at the other Replika's reaction ...its not in the game, this is just a fan animation Its a classic survival horror story

[@MarqFJA87]

Do you have a link to this fan animation?

[@johnm9263]

@@MarqFJA87 not this one, but most of the animations you can find are from people who think that homosexuality is the solution to every problem, and sometimes gets shoehorned into everything they post The particular animation likely was removed by staff/moderators for "not being lesbian enough" Its gotten harder to find

[@The_Hydration_Police]

@@johnm9263 seriously, that is stupid. Why the hell can’t something cute like this just exist?!

[@johnm9263]

@@The_Hydration_Police because, LGBTQ no other explanation would ever make any more sense, just as little as that does already

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

7:16 Congrats, bethesda, You've hit the uncanny valley. You uh you might want to back up a little.

[@nyperold7530]

Daisy: "That means we have to go inside him, right?" M&L: "Again?"

[@Squallshade]

Yeah, Noble forgot that Bowsers' Inside Story was a game.

[@topcat59]

10:06 this is probably the reasons why all storch’s are pretty aggressive to any replika’s, they just keep getting sick and tired of these pranks they keep pulling on them.😺

[@The_Hydration_Police]

That makes perfect sense to me, they seem like the mind to always fall for it too

[@reee7911]

Chino really does the most during Nobles' videos.

[@TomfooleryVA]

The thing about Briar is that the art wasnt highlighting the feet in particular. It was SUPPOSED to highlight the giant spikes going through her ankles.

[@solec23]

Most likely true but the people who notice are as few as the Juri mains without a foot kink

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

Now if you are a Tiefling or a Red or a Gold Dragonborn you have the racial feature of Fire Resistance. You take about half the damage of that element type if I recall correctly.

[@reddragon2943]

4:50 this whole thing was funny.

[@ZenoxusNicolai1234]

Best part about the stereotypical classes by gender being swapped in BG3. it's very organic they are well written and just happen to be females.

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

Makes them all the more attractive too.

[@magistermartin3996]

Ide argue that gender has little to do mate

[@ZenoxusNicolai1234]

@@magistermartin3996 im poking fun at the rise of Mary sues(op just because they are female and not due to some kind of growth ex. Shehulk had to go through no effort or struggle in order to master her new abilities and instead focused downplaying how much effort Banner had to put in over 15 years and painting men as hornypigs.)Compared to what we used to have for actually strong female characters like Lara croft, Selene(underworld series), Hermione, Katniss, Ellen ripley(Aliens movie), Sarah conner, etc etc. the difference between the two is the Mary sues are females written to be strong right away, while well written is a badass that happens to be female making it feel way more natural.

[@ZenoxusNicolai1234]

@@magistermartin3996 also why argue when im complimenting the decision not to follow the traditional roles by gender stuff.

[@abcdefghij337]

I do kind miss having a manly man, though. All the standard male companions are physically weak. Couldn’t we balance it out a little better? With 3 girls and 3 guys, the “strong women” could still be a majority with 2 strong girls and 1 strong guy.

[@daisyjoy242]

5:33 it’s called multi tasking

[@Snakedude4life]

125 GB. Can’t land on gas giants. Todd did it again. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@ricardohoang8452]

Todd "16 times" Howard made Garfield great again 😂

[@LoraLoibu]

it's accurate though Gas Giants are literally just *giant balls of gas,* there is nothing to land on

[@roomyisred]

147 days of saying egg

[@aidanjackson5084]

10:34 - If those people want to be inside Bowser, they should just play "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story" xP

[@vicrai578]

"Overwatch takes the cake in amount of sheer offbrand" Pokemon : "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@Dragorage10111]

10:30 well it’s not the first time Mario and Luigi been inside bowser

[@bossbrozork3022]

They want to experience mario and luigi bowser's inside story for themselves.

[@derekstein6193]

10:54 This guy knows when to optimally use his class features.

[@danielferrieri7434]

When you buy Wanted: Dead only to found out how short it was: My Disappointment is Immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@ricardohoang8452]

Don't forget most shitty dialogues!

[@Mr-Green0]

10:49 You're gonna burn him into ashes, lady.

[@wherethetatosat]

"Overwatch takes the cakes." So much cake.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Kiriko ones I bet

[@TheZeroDav]

7:48 Dame right it is (loved the turtle van lvl)

[@Mr-Green0]

1:17 Wait, Dr. Eggman is gonna piss on the moon?

[@BirdieSenpai]

I wanna see Noble react to that clip of Doflamingo doing his janky ass walk with Very Superstitious playing in the background.

[@ivanbluecool]

Game romance: Fire emblem:kill in front of them or heal them to gain love points. Vn:look at only me or else bad ending The sims: you and you kiss now

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

What is VN?

[@ivanbluecool]

​@@addison_v_ertisement1678visual novels

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@addison_v_ertisement1678 Probably Visual Novels

[@Mr-Green0]

What about Persona?

[@satiricalsatyr9463]

I've been meaning to say this for a while now but I love how your Machiko (don't remember how to spell her name sorry) is being censored by your light lol

[@brentramsten249]

"go inside bowser?" old news, i was operating him like a mecha in 'bowsers inside story'

[@gamerdweebentertainment1616]

4:10 yup just yesterday saw a short about a suit. Hey you see that suit, that's an awesome suit. Go get it. What's that behind a master lock, no worries just aim between glass door gaps and it's yours.

[@collaborisgaming2190]

9:51 That's what I call a Product of our Time right there.

[@BoltUnagi]

"I know a few people who wants to get inside Bowser." - Noble. Is one of them a smol pink haired Vtuber?

[@KeyboardTarantula]

at this point, the sonic adventure 2 dub is more fameous than the og game.

[@Nekosage]

8:20 - 8:54 - That was funny. Also: Briar's trailer is very amusing.

[@ZoanBlade90]

4:54 *" YOU FOOL!"*

[@tungieuhoa5509]

im at my low point of my life knowing that i catched a vid uploaded 43 sec ago

[@TBoneTony]

8:04 I had one of those TMNT Game and Watches that operated like a GameBoy but only with the LCD sort of screen and backgrounds that were the limitation of what the game could offer. And even THAT was hard as nails.

[@magicarp79]

"Mercer, Man of Culture" sounds appropriate for an RPG.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Redo of healer

[@ricardohoang8452]

Baldur's Healer 😂

[@nemasisdemarini8339]

3:05 Ranni.

[@Chaos_Cultist]

10:15 just wanted to let you know that Bowser's inside Story is a thing

[@takenname8053]

SUPER NICE

[@WhywouldIbeaVentiMain]

That pikachu balloon been up since 1769

[@Oceane1803]

Oh my god, right after Noble's *a* , I got an ad. This is one of the only times where I'm not annoyed by an ad showing up. The timing was perfect ^^ 👌

[@AhranMaoDante]

4:05 Considering you can use Dogmeat in Fallout 4 to get the Vault 111 Cryolator before you'd otherwise be able to do so, this might actually be a feature/reference to that.

[@NickiPlague]

Oh my GODS! OrcBarbies has the absolute best pieces! Very spicy! I particularly like their goblins...

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

Thats one creepy stair

[@EionBlue]

Noble: **sees women get bodied by a robot.** Noble: "Ayo, I gotta try this game out now!" Never change, buddy.

[@shadowpathfinder7723]

"New best friend" is into vore for some reason. I think Riot is going to unleash something they idly wandered into

[@RichtofenE115]

4:53 Comedy gold lol

[@WolfSpectre1993]

"I can name a few people that wants to be inside Bowser." That's personal, buddy. Besides, for me, it's Bowsette.

[@ahmadfaturrahman4240]

fun fact: in 100 years people will see 1 Terabyte same as we see 1 Gigabyte or 1 Megabyte in present time

[@keifukuide2359]

nice luigi voice impression

[@iceman4169]

Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zenri5363]

We see you Matt, we see you

[@lasarith2]

8:00 without cheats, I could not make it past the last jump for the damn ( I actually forget if it was the wear-house or damn .

[@dreddbolt]

I enjoy being a silly goose in FPS games.

[@TheHedgehogpower182]

Nice healing magic

[@derekstein6193]

5:35 Man is simultaneously nurturing life and taking it. Truly a demigod among men.

[@Captions-Eric]

0:30 meshes and high res textures are usually the largest part of the size of a game, unless they decided that the audio needed to be lossless it is probably 3rd in size

[@MrFlarespeed]

Bethesda never learns, a similar glitch let you steal the freeze gun in the starting vault in fallout 4.

[@pandaengineer4636]

YOOO 2 MINS AGO? THAT’S CRAZY

[@daisyjoy242]

League of Legends, should know their fan base by this point

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a Vaush and SolusAstorias fan!

[@joemama114]

I absolutly intend to do a full utter madness run in starfield where I shotgun blast anyone who looks at me like they're an alien.

[@RichDXtreme247]

….As soon as the flashbang happened, an ad IMMEDIATELY pulled up….did Noble purposefully placed that ad there?!

[@angelchronicles9848]

10:05 its called Signalis, one of the best (in my opinion) indie horror games of the past 10 years

[@sgatthewolf2794]

Bowser as a castle was not the first time we entered him

[@geoshark12]

10:32 bowsers inside story “ first time”

[@3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7]

10:31 I mean, we've already had Bowser's Inside Story. You're better off getting used to it.

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Starfield NPCs look at you like you just let out a planet destroying fart.

[@Randompyro120]

Why did you do that vasco XD he hasnt punched anyone in dialog for me yet XD

[@DSMCasual]

“Anime Offbrand logic of being heal” Mc: “I’m too tired. Let’s just rest for now.” Nun GF: (Smug & heal him) “VG logic of being heal” Cino: “Noble? I’m hurt. Help me?” Noble: “Here eat this bag of chips. It helps me a lot.” “RL logic of being heal” Lily(Fixing stuff): “Ah. I need a Medic bag!?”

[@ricardohoang8452]

Need those healings for Garf .... I mean Starfield 😂

[@vustvaleo8068]

everyone wants to be inside Bowser especially the version of him voiced by Jack Black.

[@MysticMylesZ]

8:38 might want to add one or 2 other words 😂

[@zharpain]

4:09. Yep that one made me laugh. Of course it doesnt matter even if you couldn't do that. The key is behind you to your left behind the machinery on the ground. So maybe they didn't check to make sure this one was working properly since it was so easy to access?

[@sinned6us]

There is 1 male Baldur's gate 3 companion that starts with i think 14 str you get him in act 3 so long as you have Jaheira

[@origTacoking]

Having both of those games on my steam deck is murder right now😭

[@leerylapine3728]

a lot of these modern games need to make 4k graphics optional. Diablo 4 has the option not to download the 4k and it saves 40gb of download

[@theGuy0992]

I love the fact that noble didn't mention minsc's strength (12) when he talked about the bg3 characters and its still lower than shadowheart's, although jaheira's strength is 10

[@justnoob8141]

Well, they use exclusively Point Buy or he would be outright useless otherwise, he stat fron previous game said so

[@christophermzdenek]

Yeah, canonically, at lvl 8 his STR is 18, with a 17 CON. 10s in all his mentals.

[@Kuryo]

10:35 but i guess they would want the OTHER "Mario & Luigi: Bowsers inside stroy" there?

[@Mr-Green0]

4:05 Too difficult, it says.

[@Arexion5293]

2:29 This is New Blood Interactive! They publish loads of old school inspired First Person Shooters! This is Team Cherry! They make fantastic metroidvanias that take forever to release! This is Polyphony Digital! They make excellent racing games with weird design decisions! This is Atlus! They make great jrpgs while frustrating everyone with their questionable business practices! This is EA! They buy IPs and then do nothing with them This is Rockstar Games! They republish GTA 5 This is Konami! ... They are a game company, right?

[@SJrad]

This is Valve! They can't count to 3!

[@argsgsgsgnngndg9894]

*HEAL* *SLAP*

[@rwxstudio7173]

And me over here with the 3 CD-Rom discs for Wing Commander 3

[@themysteriousoa4466]

10:10 Ah yes! This video! Noble lost his sh¡t laughing at an animation of this video, and the guy was depicted as a cat eating spaghetti! Sauce: CAMERA ANGLES IN ANIME ARE GREAT - Discord Memes Time stamp: 4:20

[@themysteriousoa4466]

Video Number 71 of No Offbrand Anime Memes.

[@ZenithPeak1]

4:31 my gf is the same lol