Using Terrible Solutions to Problems in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom - Day 3

Do you think this is how Nintendo wanted us to play Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
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[@mightykingwario]

Honestly it's so impressive that Chloe keeps compressing 7-9 hours of gameplay into 1 hour three times. We see and appreciate you, Chloe

[@MrFlyingSquirl]

And replacing any curses with the much worse curse word KZbin

[@michelleb2722]

I never catch his streams so I appreciate Chloe so much!

[@nerdyguygamer]

Kisses for Chloe?

[@AlexPies1]

her name's spelled without an h, but we do love Cloé

[@jungtothehuimang]

Seriously Chloe is so good at editing the most funny and ridiculous bits of stream into videos that are a joy to watch

[@coryen3]

Watching a crucified Korrok be propelled by a rocket and disappear over a hill is the funniest thing i have seen in a very long time.

[@QilleWolf]

Agreed, I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂

[@astori9796]

"I HOPE YOUR FRIEND IS GOD" is one of my favorite RT lines of all time now

[@dabiga2315]

Imagine being on the receiving end of that- watching your friend crest a hill, screaming, crucified, on a cart, and moving at unsafe speeds

[@emiliuszchyba6690]

I laughed so hard at the cross zooming away, and I'm in public 💀

[@Ozawanikoot]

i need to reach my friend!

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

35:37 *I LOVE how the ancient civilization stole Ganon's pants and hid them away where Ganon would never find them.* That feels so spiteful and petty, but nonetheless hilarious.

[@wingofwar2352]

Don't forget about building a maze to make it harder to get to. And then another maze that somehow flies, to protect the first one. And then they thought... "Nah, he could get through that...." and built a THIRD MAZE. TO HIDE PANTS!

[@mixtressreve]

Nah they stole all his fuckin clothes and hid each one away in a different triple-maze

[@Zan10242]

Well we can’t just let him have his pants he be too powerful otherwise

[@invurret9533]

@@mixtressreve There's a reason Ganondorf only wore that robe in ToTK

[@danieljames1868]

They are _very_ evil pants.

[@spooderman6312]

"i just wanted to see my friend" said the crucified korok in fear "well then," sad RT as he was lighting the rocket to send the korok to his doom, "I HOPE YOU FRIEND IS GOD" that's one of the rawest and most badass things to come out of this channel, thanks for this Dan

[@Skippercarlos5]

Honestly that was sooo good lol 46:20

[@masterjbt]

Had me laughing for a solid few minutes

[@bum116]

NGL, Sounds like a hostage situation: "I just wanted to see my friend!" "Well I hope your friend is god." **BANG**

[@zo0bit]

The first two minutes is literally "king dragon sends his regards"

[@aviowl]

*I kick the gun out of his hand*

[@spritemon98]

To bad link isn't named Dennis

[@MrGuy125]

@@aviowl “Its a good thing I always carry two guns”

[@Eilavamp]

I think RT GOT THE POINT

[@donovanjoseph737]

@@MrGuy125 I think he had three guns actually

[@superexplosion5985]

Imagine you're waiting for your friend to come over, when suddenly you hear screaming getting closer. You look over to the source, to see a cross rocketing towards you with your friend attached

[@jmrsdn6907]

mad max

[@PCRman]

46:20 The delivery of that line is so raw. You can tell the Koroks have broken him.

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

there's no such thing as bad creation, anything can be used as torture device

[@Eclipse-lw4vf]

The effective of each device varies is all, so experimenting is needed to discover the best device

[@crazykhespar8487]

Here, my most machiavellian creation: The Cuetip.

[@Weblman668]

That's right, Danny Boi, anything can be a seks toy if you're brave enough!

[@SkyP9812]

​@@Weblman668 Anything can be eaten once. Most things are so good, you'll won't be left wanting for anything else

[@rotten7777]

Remember, if you use it wrong enough, any machine can be an explosive.

[@thealchemistking4063]

"Selmie used to be a shield surfer, went by the name 'Duchess of Downhill'" RT, who was called "The Drift King" back in college: *Finally... A worthy opponent... OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!*

[@jacobcain9008]

Where do you think Selmie learned to be as good as she is at shield surfing from?

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@archivist_13]

​@@deontaeavila3514Ayo?

[@alan5053]

Link showing up to the final fight using Ganon's pants like "I'm gonna sh*t your pants and there's nothing you can do about it"

[@CraftingGummi]

Ganon, both confused and terrified: “you’re gonna WHAT”

[@TheFirstCurse1]

"I'm going to SHIT YOURSELF!"

[@joshuasiebenhofer2452]

Link: Look Buddy, I'm going to Shit yourself

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

_"Take your time... there'a no-"_ *ALARM* That got me more than it should have lol, that's about how my stealth attempts go xD

[@Sinclairemil]

Timestamp?

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

​@@Sinclairemil ~5:20

[@qua_xor3348]

"Oh brother this guy STINKS"

[@aciuppa281]

Its so confusing seeing the flashbacks out of order but at the same time it’s hilarious. Like one sec Zelda’s getting adopted the next her adopted mother is lying their dying it’s so chaotic and I for one love it.

[@archivist_13]

It's very funny

[@Pigismal]

*there :D

[@Helicoptamus]

I think that’s the intended game design

[@aciuppa281]

@@Helicoptamus to be confusing

[@Helicoptamus]

@@aciuppa281 Well… yeah. Withholding information to incentivize the player to seek out the answers is confusing.

[@heropat2443]

RT in BotW master mode permadeath: ok guys we run when we see lynals Rt in TotK: WHERE ARE THEY

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

WHERE ARE THE TURTLESSSSSS?!?!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

I love how pointcrow only saw a lynel for the first time in the final area of the game, meanwhile RT is just hunting them for sport every episode

[@Xahnel]

He's not even wrong, I was actively hunting them, there are just NOT enough lynels in this game.

[@BaneOfZane]

Yaknow... Seeing a crucified korok barreling over the horizon on a rocket powered cross is _not_ what I expected to see out of this game.

[@math9172]

The King Gleeok boss is always such a fun surprise. I'm fairly sure the devs put it so close to the first area of the game on purpose. When I first stumbled upon it I really wanted to beat it because it had been a real struggle to reach the island. Hopefully I wasn't doing a perma death run, so after a good 45min of trying (and dying) I finally beat it.

[@DTinkerer]

What did it drop?

[@TySama0]

​@@DTinkerer Items, I'm sure.

[@math9172]

@@DTinkerer Its wings (which have decent fuse attack power but are probably mostly used to upgrade clothes, probably the wingsuit). The most important drop however are its horns, as it gave all three (so 1 of each element). They can be fused for +30 attack power + the element of the horn.

[@DTinkerer]

holy KZbin!

[@Burgertimee]

Didn’t realize they added Tiamat to TOTK

[@AtomicRobloxProductions]

I knew the original Zelda had religious undertones but DAMN, wasn't expecting this!

[@donpollo3154]

"If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid" - RT on previous videos

[@mixednarwhal]

42:26 this just brought back many memories of using Heelys and then that one pebble just hits

[@jimbo9900]

TOTK doesnt stand for Tears of the Kingdom, it stands for Tears of Tortured Koroks

[@voidcatling]

Torture of the koroks

[@andrewkelley9405]

this man really made a cross, strapped a korok to it, attached a rocket to the cross, and then yeeted him. I love it.

[@mr.mothly]

Back to God Same day shipping

[@PAX-d3i]

At the end of the game Link is going to get his engineering degree with the amount of death contraption he made through he's journey

[@kukukk13]

The censor just being Dan saying "KZbin" in different ways Pure genius

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Nah, it gets old after the second time you hear it

[@lazarusmekhane439]

Seeing King Gleeok made me instantly remind myself of the Zelda CDI cutscenes: "Bring my necklace back from Gleeok, okay? Pretty please?" Imagine one of the last bosses of the game being a side character from a CDI game, which that game's Link was strong to easily overcome for a random woman's necklace.

[@UltraZombie115]

Gleeok was one of the final bosses of the original legend of zelda The cdi games reused the boss.

[@lazarusmekhane439]

@@UltraZombie115 Don't worry, I wasn't saying Gleeok was a CDI original boss. The CDI games also do like reusing bosses in their own game anyway.

[@-memoria-2136]

Considering King Gleeok has both a fire head and a ice head, I wonder if that's a nod to Phantom Hourglass which was the boss's last appearance before Tears.

[@emblemblade9245]

@@-memoria-2136 holy shit it’s been awhile. Totally forgot Gleeok was in that game

[@UltraZombie115]

@@lazarusmekhane439Ok. But it would be pretty funny if one of the last bosses was the man inside of the Iron Knuckle though.

[@LeeGoGators]

“I’ve got a really bad idea” Proceeds to commit Roman era war crimes

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@lukelaws3545]

If you shoot lynels in the face and stun them, mounted attacks don’t damage your swords.

[@konnyddg]

RT I genuinely love when a story is told super out of order and you have to guess where in the timeline events take place. So thank you for playing this game so horribly out of order

[@lzrshark617]

I actually have a book recommendation for you then: 'Penpal' by Dathan Auerbach. It's a fairly short horror novel about a dude trying to piece together the bizarre things that have happened to him over the course of his childhood, each one as a seperate chapter and all out of order, only to find the horrifying picture they create when pieced together. I read the whole thing over the course of an evening, and god it's spine-chilling. I'd actually found it through a random 'recommended for you' post on amazon a couple years back, and didn't regret it

[@jacobcain9008]

@@lzrshark617 Although I can't remember the name of it, there is a book that is told in reverse, with the book beginning with the main character's death. I can't really remember that much about it, other than that the main character has a sort of split personality, or something similar, that experiences everything backwards.

[@LightTheMars]

@@jacobcain9008 Memento

[@jacobcain9008]

@@LightTheMars The book is called Backwards, and iirc its a really interesting psychological thriller, although it does get a bit dark.

[@zamalamahama4894]

@@lzrshark617 damn that sounds pretty cool. I may give it a read

[@Gyrhoe]

Well apparently Vinny also Crucified a Korok. Good to know the braincell is getting well shared XD

[@HazeEmry]

Apparently Failboat as well. Read a comment somewhere

[@dhampir_days]

Alpharad too lmao

[@jamespeake4883]

Lots of people have been crucifying Koroks, it's one of the most popular pass times in this game

[@thefreddyfazter781]

Everyone's been crucifying Koroks. Even Varskelethor (Though in his case it was to light it on fire as a sacrifice to Satan).

[@nintendo_pirate]

Vinneh? Who de fooks Vinneh? I don't know who your daffy pals are.

[@starfrog64]

"I hope your friend is GOD" made me actually cry from laughing so hard

[@deontaeavila3514]

XD

[@danieljensen2626]

Me with 20 hearts: "I guess I can probably start fighting Lynels and stuff now." RT with 6 hearts doing a permadeath run: "I'm going to fight literally every overland boss I see."

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

Korok: "I need to reach my friend" RT: "I hope your friend is god" That Korok may be dying but I'm dying of laughter

[@valkyrie-randgris]

"I've got the wrong shop." "Oh god now they're having a mayoral election." Perfect summary of the totk visiting Hateno experience. >3>

[@awesomeguy9513]

We’re gonna get on track with the story 5 minutes later Pay respects to korok number 8 who died for our sins

[@Calhasnopals]

The Sky Labyrinth was a genuinely magical experience for me. I adore this game so much

[@badboom6823]

On this wacky episode of Tears of the Kingdom, Dan crusifies a korok!

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@ReenaRibona]

I love how he thought the sheikah armor would be his main armor again in this but proceeded to use the champions armor due to everything being a minor inconvenience to the armor

[@ferretappreciator]

When i saw the prices of the armor in kakariko i just dropped everything and immediately did that quest and I feel validated Dan did the same

[@QilleWolf]

Who else saw King Gleeok and immediately thought “Nah, that’s King Ghidora”

[@deontaeavila3514]

I did

[@greenhydra10]

Or Tiamat.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@greenhydra10 tiamat has the different elements, but ghidorah has the 3 heads

[@TheFirstCurse1]

All of the Gleeoks are clearly inspired by King Ghidorah.

[@KazLordOfLightWarriors]

HE FINALLY DID IT! HE CRUCIFIED A KOROK!

[@robbierotten2874]

The rockets are literally just Revali’s Gale on steroids, more height and no cooldown. Not to mention all the other insane things they can power

[@blackwolf387]

i love the amount of bosses this game seems to have, compared to botw there is so much variety (but i rlly miss guardians and their iconic piano)

[@jungtothehuimang]

Oh I do not miss those bastards one bit I think they killed me more than any other enemy type in botw tbh, that piano gives me a PTSD response now 😭

[@squidpile]

I miss circling the guardians on the master cycle like a vulture as I slowly destroy their legs and then their main body Well actually I don’t miss it because I can just load up BotW and do it

[@crimsonleaves9034]

This man drifted with a crucified korok. He is beyond human comprehension at this point

[@Manawolfman]

Honestly, still love the stealth suit for how much it helps with hunting, and the fact that since it doesn't use monster parts it is super easy to upgrade. Hardest thing to get for it are the stealthfin trout and you can fish for those by just doing laps around the lost woods.

[@cornishkap5848]

he is THIS far in and just now fought the tutorial boss... god damn it dan

[@poppyfrancis7338]

The long await sequel to the Scribblenauts playthrough

[@aamacan]

It seems that all his time practising engineering in Poly Bridge has final paid off.

[@catofsnow_]

Why is it that every single player has the same instinct to stick at leat one korok onto a cross

[@elenas3571]

I love how everyone no matter how they play TOTK uses the abilities to disrespect Koroks!

[@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688]

This is one of few games I’m genuinely considering a must buy, currently can’t afford it but it’s right at the top of my list, simply cannot wait to play it for myself.

[@math9172]

The music in the sky labyrinth HAS to be a reference to Laputa : Castle in the Sky. The music sounds a lot like the theme of the flying stones in the movie.

[@scrunkore]

botw was mentioned to be partially inspired by ghibli and that seems to hold true for totk too

[@rainbowsnek]

that dive into the underground maze and then looking around and youre surrounded by pitch black tunnels... that was freaking amazing. i love it so much

[@theKungFuFerret]

Just watching this video gives me the same sense of “it’s been 9 hours but there’s so much to do that I don’t want it to end yet”

[@cubinel]

41:03 POV: You want to go for a normal drive through the street but Free Bird starts playing

[@firefiy8789]

I wonder how he feels like he found so much late game stuff so casually. Then I remember what RT did in elden ring

[@patrickshaw411]

Little sad about the maze reward. The Barbarian armor was a super cool reward in BotW that was totally worth the effort

[@micahphilson]

46:20 This moment is going to live in my mind rent free for the rest of the time I ever play TotK!

[@kokokretin]

I like how Dan is ironically putting KZbin over his curse words, but now it legitimately makes it easier for me to listen to his videos around others.

[@chinook227]

“What was your best moment in Tears of the Kingdom, Dan?” Dan:”That time I crucified a korok and sent it to its friend at Mach speed”

[@bobblebardsley]

20:24 Might be one of my all-time favourite RT moments. Just the slowly fading 'oof' vanishing into the distance.

[@thedoctor1466]

I found this on youtube to hear RT’s opinion on the boss music. Knowing that his favorite childhood game was wind waker and then hearing the theme in the boss music was definitely gonna get an opinion out of him. Love your vids.

[@tearay1073]

thank you RT and Cloe for making highlights of this game and stream so quickly and with excellent quality! May you be blessed forevermore by Korok Jesus 🍃

[@deontaeavila3514]

You mean Korok H Kriste

[@alaskanbullworm5197]

Because my cat's name is Oreo, everytime Dan says Oreo, she gives me a weird look.

[@weirdogiant6886]

I'm telling you, out of all the thumbnails I was expecting when pulling down the notification, it was not a crucified korok.

[@Luessi92]

holy fucking shit. that image of that crucified korok rocketing off was soooo fucking funny to me. im gonna giggle about that for atleast a week

[@berg5332]

25:50 man that joke even made ganon laugh

[@deadcat8167]

I'm doing my Alevels and don't have anytime to play TotK, you've been carrying me through revision with this excellent content!

[@OrionGuards]

RT deadass made the Boston basher at 0:58

[@paralytic8505]

I didn't realise you were supposed to pull the constructs apart at first. I use the bow and arrows for like everything so that's my solution. I thought it easy, but pulling it apart does make more sense heh

[@mixednarwhal]

44:24 it’s like two Nintendo Whomps smashing

[@StrengthOfADragon13]

There has to be 1 shot protection or something, the amount he goes from full to 1/4 heart is a bit too high for coincidence

[@wormmm_h]

It is an intended mechanic that was in breath of the wild too. Essentially, you can't get one-shot while at full health. It was removed for master mode though.

[@squidpile]

@@wormmm_h I think I heard it’s specifically a 95% chance, so it’s still possible

[@Poclyse]

Chloe is such a youtube for editing this video perfectly. I have no [youtube] idea how they compress so much content into 1 hour each time. Keep it up!

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Are you calling her a bitch?

[@Bigbenswolo]

The amount of joy I get from watching these makes the wait so worth it

[@the_legendary_fire]

43:42 "i want an extra battery" he fast travels away from a forge to go to the forge in the sky

[@maxledoux3842]

im surprised it took dan 3 days to crucify a Korok

[@sly_cat]

I love that powered up Ganondorf is just straightup demise

[@donovanjoseph737]

I was thinking that too when I saw that.

[@FerutElCampeador]

the Frox makes one sound effect at 38:14 that the camels in AoE or AoE2 did. i find it beautifily comical.

[@firegoat5853]

All Hail our korok Savior, he sacrificed everything for us *”He died for our sins”*

[@npelolli]

Screw Kerbals, this new Korok Space Program is looking great ngl

[@dt9827]

Considering my level of confusion and stress from watching this edited, I can only imagine the wild ride of seeing the thought process unfold live

[@nuggs5509]

God when Frox jumped at you...i actually scream lol, i can't believe i did that pffft. This game is very exciting! Theres so much to do and create, it seems it would never get boring and you just find some crazy new things to make.

[@alexandervazquez7501]

RT's gameplay honestly brightens up my day so much. He's just so much fun :D

[@monsoonsheep]

I love how he manages to pull wacky stuff in a permadeath run. I really loved binging the BotW videos because of RT's unique humor, I might actually catch a few streams live now :)

[@talousse]

23:45 is such good physical comedy xD

[@BottoBobbs]

Shoutout to Cloé for pumping these edits out in a day after they're streamed. She's gotta be working extra hard on this stuff.

[@privatesectorsec]

46:10 if you want to know when the thumbnail is referencing here’s a timestamp

[@olioliravioli6619]

I always hate it when Minecraft golems invade my game.

[@pillowmint4622]

here's hoping he plays around with the cart-shield thing more, especially since you can attach regular minecarts to shields too.

[@c.s.hayden3022]

Flaming crucifixion is my natural endpoint with these things.

[@JWP-56]

I’m sorry, but did I just watch a Korok on a crucifix rocket off into the distance?

[@zulkhairi5309]

Link is the final defence Link mean while busting down every door of a store in search of rice.

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Honestly I'm really surprised by the quality of the story. I feel really bad that Zelda had to go through all that. She really didn't deserve it.

[@Flygoniaks]

I'm pretty sure that "stubbed my toe" has become this series' "died to the first gym."

[@bionicdragon5]

35:40 "No, Ganon. YOU'RE not wearing pants!"

[@jackvalior]

"I hope your friend is God" is not something I expect in a Rumble Tumble video, but I'm here for it.

[@GamerXenith]

46:06 I wasn't expecting this and I burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksonbloodmoon3787]

I have never known that you can use Ultrahand on those Flux Constructs before, and rip their main core out, oh my god that.............that is a game changer and i hate how i am now learning about that. Thanks RT for teaching me stuff i never knew about! 😃

[@Mariothekid1k]

46:21 best RT moment in my opinion 😂

[@SpaceRider15]

44:40 I’m probably a bit late but it’s actually one day in game, not irl

[@pugzilla330]

I cannot believe I am about to type this but: Crucifixion is at 46:15

[@lukemimnagh2594]

14:44 that sword looks like one of the blades of chaos for anyone who's played any of the GOW games

[@cre8009]

My favorite recent thing on KZbin keep up the work rt it’s beautiful!