Using the Lifenote at the worst possible times in Yandere Simulator

[@guyk768]

4:32 Plot twist: *Kokona has become a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who.* 11:02 *We're blasting off again!*

[@pinkivixen3295]

**Dr. Who theme plays**

[@vaporwave6445]

Wibly wobley timey whimey...stuff

[@jordy9606]

POKÉMON YE

[@_saku1476]

I remember binge watching the entire doctor who netflix series, niceu memories.

[@louiemartinrocacorba8801]

Pika pika pikachuu Chupi pika pika piikaa

[@lucymansfield9128]

Highlighter or sharpie, but still the lovable bijuu

[@tobyleking]

Sushi Snail HES A BLACK HIGHLIGHTER

[@lucymansfield9128]

Charzart14 :D

[@getrektlol8770]

Sushi Snail (or pinky from mlp)

[@sewermommy666]

Hes an emo or a goth

[@Milfpounder2000]

“Don’t date a statue” is the highlight of my day:> HaveAscrubfulDay *cOuGh*

[@nataliemueller649]

But Bijuu is the highlight*er* of my day

[@nataliemueller649]

Tried to hold *er* in highlighter.... WHEN U TRY IR BEST AN U DONT SUCEEEEED

[@nataliemueller649]

Omg Hold= bold An= and Ir= ur

[@gooseberriepi]

Oh how I love *canned cherry simulator*

[@LT_NTHN]

100%

[@leonkennedysleftfoot]

I love jam and cherry simulator it’s better than that simulator

[@user-xx7qp6mv1i]

Tom Jerry simulator

[@AzuresMorada]

Lol

[@makotosmemories]

lol

[@tanamongeau6519]

10:02 Bijuu Mike: I call this bold and brash! Yandere chan: More likes, belongs in the trash

[@FG-mg9bg]

*Yes. Thank you for your sacrifices of humor. It shall be Honored.* (Lmao.)

[@unoriginalpersonALT]

So poetic.

[@cheetahsquad9457]

“Oh wow” XD Trying not to laugh so hard*

[@Mymelodyiiedits]

*why me* Read more

[@Lakenhyler]

I read this comment and I cannot stop laughing

[@yogurtbitez]

*Riku you're dating those statues again!?* *What did I tell you young man!* *Date men instead!*

[@Nuhuh43]

Hey statues were his last resort

[@SkyTheWolfIsDeadInside]

gkmy diatrypo love the profile pic

[@ms.therapie163]

Perfect profile. Men do make you feel amazing eh?

[@user-uu5vc6gv4c]

lol

[@hellorandomperson1189]

Lol

[@santoryusekai2618]

Stop dating the statues.

[@marialuisaarmado3889]

But dad, I love them!

[@helerynkruusik9245]

Madyyy stop living

[@snvlogs95]

@@helerynkruusik9245 it's a fricking joke!

[@rjharrison8674]

Ya

[@teddie3317]

Heleryn Kruusik Do you even understand jokes?

[@lauraxy2061]

Bijuu: There’s no one there Riku! Riku: I know! It’s the only one I get! *welp.. When my friends Tryna Support me on a healthy relationship*

[@ScattTheCat]

Bijuu Mike: 'What the heck even happens if you turn Kokona into stone' Subtitles: 'what the heck even happens if Richard coca died into stone'

[@insertgooduserhere6328]

0:59 "Richard coca died into stone" ~KZbin automatic captions 2019

[@shadow_9x]

HAHAHA OMG YEAH XD

[@undercoverdontjudge1576]

Lol

[@alicia2619]

We miss Yandere Chan with eyepatch, Mike! 😓

[@marialuisaarmado3889]

Bring back teh eyepatch!

[@jellykitty9618]

#BringBackTheEyepatch

[@panda_the_noob2337]

#Bringbacktheeyepatcg

[@MaddieLinee]

I'm sad I have never been Scooby dooby doo of the day

[@mooniemoon8996]

@·Gacha milkyway· ·0· you mean he HEARTED her comment

[@wormish9001]

·Gacha milkyway· ·0· I can tell English is not your first language.

[@sprinkles.310n]

Good job fellow scrub. 🥗harted your comment

[@riverdales275]

Same :c

[@alexaaa___1212]

0:38 mike: a very very *BAD TIME* me: plays megalovania

[@coryandpam2004]

( da megalovania ) BA BA DUM DUM BA BA BA DUM DUM DA

[@andriaclassen4480]

DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADAADADADASADADADADADADADADADADADADADDAADADADADADADADAADDAD DAAAAAAAAA DADADADADADADADADDAADDADAADDADADADADADADADADDDADADDADADADADADADADADDADADADASAASADASSSADAS(Find SANS in this) KDHDJFUFGDJDYXGDIDYFHDHXUXYDDTDHDHUDUFUFRGDJIFHCHFIFHDBFJSABSJDHDGDJDYDDHDYDHDHDHDUDDHSJSAMSUFUFHTKTJFJFFJHFJFUFDHHDSHJSYDHSYSJEUDDJSUSUEHEIDYDJEUEYRHDUSYSIDYDJDNNNDNDUDHDSAMMMMMMMMSSSSSUDGFHFUFHFHFUFJFIFFUJFUFFJFJHFJFHFJFUFFJJFFJEKEKRJKFFIFHDJHFJFJFJUXZXX ZZZ ZZZ XXZXGCJGIFIFIF

[@sourpatchkids5608]

0:05 *captions* pretty cool I told you to stop trying to date those townships. 😂😂

[@evilgirl1035]

sourpatchkins my said pretty cool I told you to stop trying to date those damn chips XD

[@Mymelodyiiedits]

XD

[@elizabethlibit3231]

Bijju mike:we are going to give them a bad time Me: Sans?

[@flower_productions7213]

*meglovainia intensefies* I spelled it wrong but its fine

[@heythatsprettygay5135]

I love how the headphones look photoshopped wOaH thanks for the like

[@treanaharris2724]

"You know what we should write down, bad guys" Me: Light Yagami would approve ✍️

[@clyarbroughh]

**Writes George Washington’s name in life note** **He comes back alive and kills us all** This was very random

[@gissellepacheco3404]

There are statues of GW tho

[@rkamona2582]

Lol

[@shogeass]

What about his right hand man?

[@okay._.._.9351]

@@shogeass We are outgunned, outmanned, out numbered, outplanned, we gotta make an all out stand, so I'm gonna need a right hand man

[@arinancy]

Hahaha🤣🤣

[@felixs_hell_scape]

Anyone else want more how to catch a cheater? Also, I have he same shirt that Mike's wearing

[@AzuresMorada]

Tokyo_ Ace k

[@rr23724]

WE WANT MORE HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER!!!!!

[@ayanoayishi7467]

"Welcome back guys b of mike here and welcome to jam and berry simulator" I love it

[@y4em1ku]

aww man, i'm not here for the glitches in youtube's systems! *FRICK*

[@Bee-jp6oe]

"bijuu mike posted a video" *click* *ignores friends to watch this* RIKU DONT BE DATING THOSE STATUES GOSH!

[@tate1296]

You can't skip Bijuu's videos!

[@Bee-jp6oe]

@@tate1296 ikr

[@lilil1461]

What's up guys beats offline here and welcome to jam and berry simulator

[@meandmyself1538]

Hey where is my sharp- OH NO SHARPIE STARTED A YT CHANEL!

[@miloswanson4125]

What the fridge save point

[@WardenPal]

I can give you one! *Hey where is my sharp- OH NO SHARPIE STARTED A YT CHANEL!*

[@hypnoticia]

I have one! OH NO MINE ALSO STARTED A YT CHANNEL!

[@rin_satou]

Here have a salad- WAIT NO IM GIVING AWAY MYSELF **runs away**

[@ansxl.]

Here take mi- *Oh no it also started a YT Channel!!*

[@notaaccount9573]

* watching this with my cousin * “Oooo rito I think she likes you” Me: * looks at cousin * Cousin: no don’t do it Me: lllllllllllllll Cousin: no........ Me: :) Cousin:............. Me: *LOOK OUT I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU

[@kaoro7543]

HAHAHAHA😂😂THIS IS SOOO RANDOM GOOD ONE GOOD ONE YOU MADE MY DAY😂🤣😂

[@clifandlil2789]

Me after seeing this comment: Singing along on my head

[@MariaM-uw4zn]

XD

[@cheetahsquad9457]

YES THE MEMES

[@DremaTheDreamer]

Ima send dis to my sister

[@strxwberrybee]

If someone says “You’re not my type” “OK! I’ll just turn into a statue

[@cassandracrofts5615]

Yep

[@strxwberrybee]

KinCat animations and more lol hi

[@Fossalini]

Haha your videos are so funny! I'm currently sick right now and watching your videos makes me smile and feel better^^ love you bijuu! Keep up the funny videos💕

[@Halza2008]

Same

[@555neo]

Kawaii HoneyBun same tho I hate being sick (but I don’t regret it ;)

[@kristiepenix1251]

@@555neo yeeeeees

[@potatto1560]

What you hear : bijuu mike What I hear: bend your mic

[@teddie3317]

Derpy_Kitty Yuuki XD Oh my lord 😹

[@No1MaretuFan]

Derpy_Kitty Yuuki i heard Beat Juice rice

[@bonjourbear8373]

Senpai is a pencil Bijuu is a highlighter Senpai draws a world Bijuu makes it brighter And then beats up Clarence

[@urmom-px2fh]

That's really good! I showed it to my mom😀

[@xarsash]

TEAM ROCKET REFERENCE OMG I LOVE YOU BEE SHOO MIKE

[@randomiinternethuman8230]

Welcome to “Mom and Larry Sims Later!”

[@the_majesticc_potato_2521]

Call it tired forest puppy simulator Yandere Simulator = (yawn + deer) × pronounced wrong yawn = tired deer = forest puppy simulator = simulator

[@hazeltree7738]

Tired forest puppy matrix.

[@emilomnic316]

2:50 First try....and I didnt even see the video.

[@jayashiperjaya8]

Emil Omnic you aren’t a real scrub

[@emilomnic316]

Jayashiper Jaya Thats because this is my alternate account. Who says I didnt see the video as someone else? *points at head*

[@jayashiperjaya8]

Emil Omnic ???

[@emilomnic316]

Jayashiper Jaya Achievement Unlocked: ???

[@jayashiperjaya8]

Emil Omnic what

[@cleosglock2256]

Bijuu: He went out with an explosion. He went out with a bang: Am I a joke to you?

[@ashleysimpson2756]

Bijuu Mike: and they're going to have a bad time me: undertale

[@Cerereann]

Same XD *insert megolavainia here*

[@chemicalvampire]

Blood_ moon *insert bonetrousle here.*

[@pennypoolaw8422]

Call sans

[@sapphire26]

Hey! It's Beat You Mike playing some Your Cousin Gerry Simulator!

[@just-A.randomdude]

can you please make some more episodes for "How to catch a cheater" *PLEASE??!*

[@pbmultiverse543]

*I'M GONNA TAKE A CHIPU ... AND EAT IT* P.s I knew it was from how to catch a cheater I'm a true scrub, yay :D

[@cookiecowchu]

0:11 rip scrub you will be missed

[@Just_Julia_]

You could say " he went out with a bang"

[@WasItClutch]

Thank you first,I love it

[@camillemiller3063]

Ur not first

[@ctrlaltmack]

Light has been replaced by bijuu the new death note “bijuu’s note”

[@mettabit7627]

Lol! When you said beat of mike, the KZbin captions said beats offline!

[@skimmilk8096]

"Something that I call... The I float Easter Egg" ~Captions 2019

[@shadow_9x]

"Bill I float Easter egg" KZbin captions 2019~ 0:34

[@saniyacantey4108]

YAY *GLAM* AND *FAIRY* SIMULATOR!

[@haidencortez2218]

January simulator. Play that game ;)

[@wadeywilson616]

"The bill of I float Easter Egg." *- KZbin captions 2019*

[@sitaloneicry4660]

I didn’t know Riku Was into statues XD

[@wherearetheavocados8737]

"i have not done coconuts task"- yt captions "Is it piercings of knives?" "Alright coke in a church" "I told you to stop trying to date those damn chips" "They used to playing coconut"

[@REKA]

That was a fast new video! Holy cow! Impressive. It’s even amazing too! Great job!

[@catloof5722]

Hey guys it's grape-kun Mike here with another episode of Shawn berry steam and paper

[@dianalunagamer6451]

Well you could say that Kokona is STONED 😎

[@Cat-gm4xr]

It's nice to see you again. fountaint: w0t? me? is he crazy?

[@chuckyoung3832]

I’m grateful for mikes intro i love baldi’s as friend :>

[@clownpoetry]

*Sigh* Young Statue love, It's just a phase -don't worry-

[@yourplaylist3411]

Itz_stephanie Gacha *It's n0t a phase, m0m ;(*

[@LolaRuizGhigliani-cs4uh]

Comments: 340 Views: 307 Likes: 390 *GUYS KZbin'S DRUNK AGAIN*

[@zombizawg]

*beat juice Mike here playing John Terry simulator*

[@13ATH3ARTZ]

*watching* *video* Bjuu: "No Dating" Me: I follow those rules 24/7 bc I'm so single ⍥⃝

[@bugzinacoat]

How to be a KZbinr:- 1-be ALWAYS hyped up 2-be VERYYYYY loud 3-ask the viewer at least 10 times to subscribe and turn on the notification bell 4-when you copy other you tubers always say that you are coping them so people won't say that you are coping them And now you are a great you tuber no need to thank me ;););)

[@elleirbaghtims4619]

I'm commenting cause I'm slightly early And yes I liked my own comment

[@saltiench2661]

"S-stem fights! Do you love me?" -anime girl 2019

[@spoonbear]

Life note? That sounds familiar Can’t just figure out what it’s referring to Hmmmmm

[@kae445]

Death note the anime

[@spoonbear]

KylieGamerGirl 191 I don’t know wether to whoosh you or not

[@kae445]

I just got this from lauren zside I dont watxh anime

[@spoonbear]

KylieGamerGirl 191 Me neither DX

[@Sudzies]

The worst part is.. He thought Kokona liked Jewlery and change piercings for it.

[@andriaclassen4480]

A very, very- **Sans corrupts his body for less than a second** BAD TIME

[@Vonbon0_0]

OOF SHE BE STONE BOI

[@ghalemsamira8387]

bijuu mike:who's the true scrub? me:MEEEEEE one moment later.... me*fails the test*:NUUUUUUUUUUU

[@ghalemsamira8387]

@Simon Petrovski ._.

[@Vlex_]

How dare you.....

[@Vlex_]

Jk but srrsly study the vids....

[@miloswanson4125]

You missed your Spanish lesson you have lost your streak

[@isabellep25]

*yeah, and every chick is he gonna-* Captions make NO sense.

[@madeleineklinger8045]

I float easter egg. Riku, I told u to stop dating those damn chips. -Captions

[@madartz4287]

"Just stab him with your crotch spikes YandereChan!" Best. Sentence. I've. Ever. Heard.

[@balish7846]

You should name it : Laundry Simulator .. Lol 😂

[@Pastel_Knights]

It's like *yams* *with* *dairy* *simulator* XD

[@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612]

Honestly that sounds delicious

[@therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794]

I just guessed on *Who’s a True Scrub* and I got it right... *What is this sorcery*

[@itzsamaya5023]

Me too

[@rainbowrosie8595]

Mike: we're gonna give all the students a *bad time* Sans: that's my line bish! *Sans battle music intensifies*

[@sharonjiang6541]

0:06 OMG I LOVE THIS INTRO!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@ttvsaltishark]

*bijuu mike* wassup guys today we are here with *beat* of *mike* with *jam* And *berry* simulator Nice intro >:3 Wait it's been highlighted? Thanks

[@arbyssweettea]

*am I... eArLy? it's a miracle.*

[@perilmania]

woahh I clicked so fast KZbin stopped working (72 views and 169 likes) oh man oh man Also, im not gonna lie, I said it was How To Catch A Cheater immediately. *true scrub right here my dudes*

[@089a6]

10:48 we all float to

[@lesbianspacecadet]

Biju Mike: “all the students are gonna have a *bad time* “ *MEGALOVANIA silently starts playing in background*

[@ildottoreswife]

The More You Know....... THE DELINQUENTS WILL APPREHEND YOU

[@VibeyViberson]

*Blame delinquents*

[@mitsu9035]

What team are you? Team high lighter Team flour /white powder boi Team pinkuu-mike Team sharpie-mike

[@luz3800]

What about emo mike!

[@cicero3895]

Tie between Highlighter and Pinkuu

[@mitsukiiee4548]

I'm team pinkuu-mike ÙwÚ

[@AngelInSpace.]

Team L

[@clouddust1640]

PInKu MiKe

[@aulethariddick]

I have something to tell YOU BIG YOSHI :)

[@sutartx9x9x8]

My favorite black person is black yoshi

[@aulethariddick]

Yas BLACK YOSHI

[@Nico-ti6hn]

Lesson: "don't date statues"- Bijuu Mike Me: spoken like a true king

[@bowdowntomepeasantstm90]

Caps at 4:37: "pretty cool, i told you to stop trying to date those damn chips" 😂

[@glenmarmemita]

They're about to have a bad time... *cue Megalovania*

[@Void_Echoes]

Sans undertale is gon give the bad tems

[@sharkie778]

*Bijuu Mike, the new superhuman. He can make statues move.* edit: REeEeEeeEe someone stole my comment ;-;

[@pinkjewel9101]

Kitty _Epicness, you didn’t edit it brotha. It doesn’t say you did :/

[@sharkie778]

Gacha Raven oof well I did

[@kkonrea]

Me I rl when I was little: **eats le “delicious” grass** That’s some good stuff. XD the outdo reminded me of that day in my life.

[@meowmeowmeow1021]

grass is great- *_i would know_* _i eat it daily_

[@unoriginalpersonALT]

I used to pick grass then eat it when I was very little. I was the weird kid in class 🤣🤣

[@pairinf_]

Can’t wait to play some Jam and Dairy Simulator

[@zoallycool]

Bijuu Mike: Rikuuu I told you to stop dating those damn statues! Subtitles: Riku I told you to stop dating those damn chips

[@b4rb1eQueen]

Bijju mike said that at “HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER” i saw him say it before in how to catch a cheater

[@nightmare5022]

Got a new one for you Michael, Beats Offline, you sound like a SoundCloud rapper, or a TikTok famous 13 yr old lol

[@bigboii6823]

Me when I just realise your Naruto shirt; 0o0

[@itzgachabethany1455]

Bijuu mike is awesome and I stayed up all night long just to watch him with my 17 yr old sister :3

[@theanimedweebs5583]

0:00 When the mannequin challenge back fires

[@leachplayz6630]

Two views 39 likes KZbin is drunk again 😂!!!

[@sutartx9x9x8]

You are right XD

[@leachplayz6630]

Lol

[@sxlai8707]

-.- *HoW oRiGiNaL oF yOu*

[@ghostedram]

hey beats offline.

[@Jorge-wz9nt]

Why im seeing Bijuu Mike in the school?

[@Moonlightever_]

0:35 all the teacher in a meeting talking about tomorrows test

[@soggysaltines6825]

Mike: Says ‘bad time’ Me: expects a sans face or something