I texted Kurtis Conner and he texted me back and said I'm *his hero*
@ferdavila45603 жыл бұрын
I FORGOT THAT THE VIDEO WAS ABOUT LYING ON THE INTERNET FOR A SEC AND THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL, BYE- 💀💀💀💀
@chaotickreg70243 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@carodame94193 жыл бұрын
Wow this deserves an A pls class stand all up and clap
@parisr.28943 жыл бұрын
And the comment section clapped
@SR-fq2jz3 жыл бұрын
Liar! No way that nobody clapped!
@eddieee25 жыл бұрын
me: *wakes up from surgery* me: where's kurtis? doctor: who do you think gave you the extra greeting? me: :,(
@peachpit44615 жыл бұрын
Eddieee this sent me omfg
@katierundle94695 жыл бұрын
who do u fink gave u the teef
@straybeans1435 жыл бұрын
Best comment I've seen in a long time 😅
@liv62505 жыл бұрын
Number one comment of all time, this needs to be pinned
@EvelynCrawfordURL5 жыл бұрын
This is everything to me
@mollyrueckel4 жыл бұрын
well *ACTUALLY* my kids first words were “hey what’s up you guys, if you’re new to my channel, what’s up how’s it going?, and if you’re coming back what’s up? how’s it going? it’s very good to see you again.”
@mellowlemons224 жыл бұрын
@Molly Renee mom?
@hayoung62274 жыл бұрын
And everyone started clapping
@Zazabazaa4 жыл бұрын
In order huh? Impressive
@cance.dressing4 жыл бұрын
"...See what happened happens when you subscribe to my channel...."
@capenkongolo20014 жыл бұрын
@@cance.dressing you get an extra greeting at the begining of every video.So subscribe to my channel...F O R A N E X T R A G R E E T I N G. F O L K S *CLAP*
@heszedjim96992 жыл бұрын
So my son woke me up one night, in tears. I asked him why and he said, "why do people lie on the internet for clout instead of finding a hobby that could benefit mankind?" And then everyone in the starbucks clapped and the manager got arrested.
@logicbuilder1204 Жыл бұрын
I assume the son was 1 month old.
@cricketandgraham8644 Жыл бұрын
Nah my one day year old child woke me up in tears when I fell asleep at the cafe and umm.. and um said that and everyone clapped and congrated me..
@timohara7717 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I said my first word at 2
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
That final sentence got me so good lol.
@kass_G59 Жыл бұрын
So moving 🙏🏼
@Kyte_VaNa5 жыл бұрын
When Kurtis forgot the folks and the extra greeting: :( When Editing Kurtis remembered: :)
@Yutaaaaaa5 жыл бұрын
That extra greeting makes me happy :’)
@cadengraf7915 жыл бұрын
when Kurtis puts glasses on : :) aha get it like four eyes cause glasses
@oneshotonehit67315 жыл бұрын
relief, am I right)
@M4rili45 жыл бұрын
I can go without the "folks 👏", but not without my extra greeting! 🥺
@abuafreed63085 жыл бұрын
Kyte VaNa 4 eyes lol
@certainlynotsav544 жыл бұрын
“I think I would... be murdered if I didn’t do the extra greeting” ain’t that the truth
@GreedGibbon4 жыл бұрын
go sub 2 squeebie spider hes my friend and he hates sugar
@deqdqss4 жыл бұрын
grandma gammr hh hbhvhvh. h have to gyyy h in hb un
@xandarosu4 жыл бұрын
Id like the comment but it has 666 likes
@certainlynotsav544 жыл бұрын
OwO UwU OwO yep i feel that
@vampirecat82564 жыл бұрын
Such foreshadowing
@button95844 жыл бұрын
Yesterday my little son told me in the middle of the night, “mother, why do people tell lies? Do they want approval from other people? Do they want to make laugh? Why? People should only lie with wholesome intentions.” My son was 3 days old
@wxyz4594 жыл бұрын
My baby son is the fourth reincarnation of Kierkegaard 💁🏾♀️ do better
@button95844 жыл бұрын
A A Aw shoot!! Man your son sounds Sick!! :0
@francescalewis34 жыл бұрын
seems legit
@daizywhitehead16884 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s cute! I remember when my son said the exact same thing but with Gandhi quotes at only 78 minutes soooo.....
@button95844 жыл бұрын
Daizy Xoxo what?!?! Ok I think you’ve got us beat lol
@Justmemojito Жыл бұрын
You can recognize a lie immediately when someone says “everyone started clapping” or something similar
@zubetp Жыл бұрын
what if it ended with "and everybody booed me"
@negligible_reality Жыл бұрын
@@zubetp then i'd believe it 💀
@Stoopid420 Жыл бұрын
"and then I saved the world from an evil alien race and everybody booed me"
@Justmemojito Жыл бұрын
@@zubetp depends on what the reason behind the booing is
@DrewPNeck Жыл бұрын
Yeah no that’s when I know damn well it’s satire
@dizzy41983 жыл бұрын
when i was almost one my mom got mad at me for throwing away her sweets. then i said "my dearest mother, those sweets are not healthy." Those were my first words. She started crying tears of joy and then everybody from our apartment building came in and clapped. Later, my mom died from natural causes and i was adopted by obama.
@JustNuggie3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss😥😢😰😨😱😓😥😢😨😴😴😪😢😢😰😓😪😰😵😰😮😵😳😯😑😨😨😭😓😓😪😢😵😓🤤😨😰😵😵😵😰😱😨😮😧😧😫😩☹️😣😖😔😔😒😒😔😟😟😢😢😰😰😰😲😐😶😯😳😢😓😞😞😞😞😔😖😣😣🙁😒😔😔😟😞😒😴😫😑😑🤧🤧🤧🤧🤔😭😓😪😨😰😱😰😴😰😨😮😵😵😲😲
I went to a Michelle Obama concert once. She pulled me onto the stage and we sang classic 80s rock songs together. Then she looked at me and said, "keep the change, luv" in a posh British accent. I fainted and fell and then Gwen Stefani caught me and said, "I bet the oranges are burnt, huh?" I fainted and then I fainted. True story.
@hamianagrande3 жыл бұрын
@@SM-qv2om and then everybody clapped
@invalidpersn44963 жыл бұрын
“Put her on life support and pull the plug” I’m using this as a threat
@clarity25173 жыл бұрын
Samesies
@elizabethj33082 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@notlana132 жыл бұрын
i will actually start saying this
@alejandramartinez65815 жыл бұрын
Kurtis’ skits are the funniest thing ever: “To baby or not to baby” 😂😂
@Rose-y1g3e5 жыл бұрын
"PuT HeR On LiFe SUpPOrt AnD PUlL ThE PlUg"
@izzy57645 жыл бұрын
@@Rose-y1g3e this was the best. Ever. 😂
@dolphin8397 Жыл бұрын
That wasn’t a skit he was actually telling a story about his babies first words
@lolidk127 Жыл бұрын
My daughters first words were literally "For me, despair is not a goal, or a set of principles, or a lifestyle, or even an instinct... It's what defines me-” Couldn’t be happier, even if she didn’t finish the sentence. I can tell little Junko will grow up to help so many people
@Stoopid420 Жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@kelatitsfinest7730 Жыл бұрын
please put her down before she gets to high school
@TheNomad94 Жыл бұрын
And then Monokuma clapped
@lolidk127 Жыл бұрын
@@TheNomad94 yep. Monokuma burst into the room and started clapping
@eldeewt Жыл бұрын
Was gonna like, but you have 69 likes so I can't.
@redheadlightningluver3 жыл бұрын
no cap my mom was yelling at the delivery man and my dog physically said, "only I can yell at them!" and proceeded to transform into cinderella. All the dogs in the neighborhood escaped and barked in approval.
@Emilygeee3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Really makes you think 🤔
@bunnybug39963 жыл бұрын
I indeed was the neighborhood
@jessicagutierrez64013 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the dog
@Tw0Dots3 жыл бұрын
@@jessicagutierrez6401 what the dog doin
@pioxia7772 жыл бұрын
its true, i was the mom
@LeafELoxx4 жыл бұрын
So basicly my wife just gave birth to our hour old child and in the hospital he recited the entire book of the art of war and a bus behind us clapped like my hour year old knows this
@aubreekersey90304 жыл бұрын
"hour year old"
@muki_the_coyote_174 жыл бұрын
That makes the comment even better
@mman65644 жыл бұрын
He knows a little more about fighting than you do pal!
@axolotlarson93844 жыл бұрын
The bus _itself_ Clapped
@wilburtron11115 жыл бұрын
kurtis: **literally forgets his intro** also kurtis: oh yeah i need to go back to my roots
@pizzabitch12105 жыл бұрын
Yes
@casualcrisis63494 жыл бұрын
technically he didn’t have the extra greeting in his older videos so
@ChaosTheSalamander Жыл бұрын
I love how, like, it could have been super easily explained that like, "i honestly just never put it together," or, "I'm not really familiar with how Zip Codes work" could have worked. I'm 23 and I barely know my own home address...but then they jump the shark and go the amnesia route. It's perfect
@fromloverboy4 ай бұрын
Also there are pen pal services that don’t disclose addresses and that would be SUCH a simple explanation
@melissabelissa5 жыл бұрын
the eye bit made me cry so hard that a whole bus drove past and clapped
@melaniebaez63104 жыл бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA LPM
@mtak1604 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s crazy the exact same thing happened to me
@wdse244 жыл бұрын
Are you lying too now?
@thegoods70114 жыл бұрын
@@wdse24 r/wooosh?
@wdse244 жыл бұрын
@@thegoods7011 double wooosh i was joking too
@Hardstool4 жыл бұрын
Omg my 2 month old actually started babbling so i took out my camera and recorded her and she said "A 3.5-ounce (100-gram) serving of chicken breast provides 165 calories, 31 grams of protein and 3.6 grams of fat (1). That means that approximately 80% of the calories in chicken breast come from protein, and 20% come from fat." im such a proud mama!! unfortunately i tripped over frozen gluten free pancake mix and my phone flew out my hands and all the way to ibiza so its a shame i lost the video but im still a proud mama!
@rottingfleshbreadstick77684 жыл бұрын
Omg rlly?! My son said the whole bee movie script, but when he was done my camera flew out of mii hands and down the stairs it deletep it self... 😟😞😖🙁😭😢😩😧😦😨😵😬😰😨😱😦🙁😔😒😕😲😳😨😖😟😖😖😨😤😢😭😬😠😡😞😧😧🤯
@jordynsucks75594 жыл бұрын
What a blessing 👍😊
@fartmaster6844 жыл бұрын
what a gift from our lord and savior, god straight from heven 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🥰🥰🥰 i give my blessings to you and your child 👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼
@bobacloud70394 жыл бұрын
so blessed 🤩
@Kirill-rc5ng4 жыл бұрын
omg my SON INVENTED RUNNING ACTUALLY
@ambored243 жыл бұрын
"Pull the plug!" "Shes not even on life support. There is no plug to pull." "Then put her on life support and pull the plug." One of my favorite lines, probably ever
@crypticshadows3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@LunaAclipse2 жыл бұрын
I’m 200% stealing that joke tho 😂
@ana7icia2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Jabberwoot2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite insults I've ever heard was "you look like if you took ugly Betty and multiplied her by holy shit"
@Eclipseee_2 жыл бұрын
My sister did “technically” not talk until she was able to say phrases and names and shit, but it’s not like she was just brain dead for three years and then suddenly acquired the knowledge to speak sentences and stuff. She just didn’t like talking
@Gemdancer1015 жыл бұрын
"I need to go back to my roots" he says whilst forgetting to do his introduction 😂
@august12245 жыл бұрын
Graci I want to like but you’re at 420 so I can’t
@questions177 Жыл бұрын
Whilst😂
@jess63685 жыл бұрын
Whenever Kurtis says “yeah dude?”, an angel gets its wings
@briannathomas47115 жыл бұрын
I read that as soon as he said it😂
@interestinghuh68755 жыл бұрын
HOLY CAP!
@carpedm98465 жыл бұрын
"Pull the plug!" "She's not on life support." "Then put her on life support and then pull the plug!!"
@inaaya27384 жыл бұрын
The likes are at 666-
@lamedrawings4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I too watched the video.
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
@Inaaya Rathur Why do people comment things like this?
My 2 year old son was at a mcdonalds and the cashier told my son he's stupid and my son said "You made a mistake mortal, you do not know my power. I can invert your organs with my finger, I can destroy your life with moving my tiny eyes, your spine will collapse in 30 seconds if you do not apologize and give me the entire store for free.". Then everyone started clapping 😊
@DarkShadic96324 жыл бұрын
I’m 5 years old and my 57 year old son just said his first words, he said, “Minecraft good Fortnite bad”! I can’t believe it, he’s only 57
@smrithir.2653 жыл бұрын
My headaches just reading that lol
@audreyxx83113 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@Akuma-qv5zi3 жыл бұрын
Well it it was switched saying I'm 57 and my son is 5 that would make a lot more sense so this one isnt so bad
@arfalowarfalow21473 жыл бұрын
OMG I'M SO PROUD OF HIM. As a fellow 5 year old parent, I know how hard it can be to raise your middle-aged children. It's such a hastle! Congratulations!
@foxtech5433 жыл бұрын
@@Akuma-qv5zi still wouldn't make sense even if the ages were switched, since women are unable to birth children after 50-51 or sometimes in their 40's.
@teeveeee4 жыл бұрын
Today my 1 year old finally spoke, his words were "We live in a society-"
@ssssSTopmotion4 жыл бұрын
Im14andthisisdeep
@ryannw3154 жыл бұрын
@@ssssSTopmotion same bru
@leaiga-riverhills76744 жыл бұрын
*This bitch empty* My first words-
@kermitthefrog4594 жыл бұрын
Get a load of this society
@baddierater82144 жыл бұрын
@@kermitthefrog459 call 911 immediately
@lukewarmwaterYT4 жыл бұрын
“I think I’d be murdered if I didn’t do an extra greeting.” You got that right #kurtisconnerisoverparty
@mxlkbread74334 жыл бұрын
Lukewarm Water Me first reply, me one year old and go to highschool and I can do algebra 1 I work for my mommy and me know how count money and I have credit card
@shea89774 жыл бұрын
@@mxlkbread7433 what the hell
@mxlkbread74334 жыл бұрын
vashta me no curse, that bad
@CuddlePhantom4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@CuddlePhantom4 жыл бұрын
@@mxlkbread7433 are you okay?
@HotCafeMocha Жыл бұрын
Wait until you watch "the disastrous life of Saiki kusuo", he was teleporting to shop groceries when 1 year old. In fact, he started talking when he was 1 month old. Its his parents writing these posts.
@fallaciouslandlord Жыл бұрын
“my son started walking on the ceiling when he was a baby”
@bitesnails4 ай бұрын
I love that show ‼
@grass_66793 ай бұрын
Hel yeah saiki kusuo
@AtticusE-qs1vc2 ай бұрын
yare yare.
@samuel.thornton3 жыл бұрын
That pen pal one is so funny because he could've said, "oh, it was a pen pal service you sent the letters to, to protect everyone's privacy." But instead my guy just goes with amnesia.
@mocapcow29332 жыл бұрын
My Man forgot he uses a pen pal service, he has amnesia
@minus6062 жыл бұрын
Tbh atleast here were I am peps call ''penpals'' even through mail penpal-friends. So he could have easly ''corrected'' himself by saying ''oh there was no adress bc....'' Ore heck just ''well I am pretty stupid, somehow didn't noticed.'' Would have 100% worked for me tbh...
@maxbracegirdle99902 жыл бұрын
But you shouldn't really be able to pull the dumb card. They claim they were penpals for 30 YEARS. You mean you ain't moved, they ain't moved, or you havnt talked to your neighbor in all that time when both y'all have been living there. You don't realize your atleast 35 year old ass is writing almost the same address on an envelope twice?? Playing the dumb car would just straight up not work, maybe if you only think about it for like 5 seconds at the most, but any more than that and it's busted
@Многокартошка Жыл бұрын
@@maxbracegirdle9990Still would be a better option
@OrgansonbreadKidneysOnPizza Жыл бұрын
Even the truth would have worked: “I’m a fawkin’ idiot”
@camilaborges9415 жыл бұрын
My baby's first word was: "I'm proud to be born in Kurtistown"
@astro57615 жыл бұрын
My baby's first word was nothing cause he died in the womb
@alanaz9185 жыл бұрын
TKN_ASTRO is that a paw patrol pfp
@alanaz9185 жыл бұрын
TKN_ASTRO it is. that makes this 10x better
@Ashley-oq2yr5 жыл бұрын
Chenle .mp4 HAHAHA you’re right
@raemakenzie5 жыл бұрын
My baby's first word was "What's up Greg?"
@noriakikakyoinakamilfhunte35404 жыл бұрын
Haha my cat's first words were "Sister, i require §ū§țāňåñčə," so cute!
@napalmeris4 жыл бұрын
@@iogdavhd4icafhvnonsense540 Dude it's a joke.
@napalmeris4 жыл бұрын
@@iogdavhd4icafhvnonsense540 😑
@plankton15474 жыл бұрын
Dam my cats first word was woof, you have a way cooler cat
@hufflepuffhorcrux32694 жыл бұрын
Have you tried putting your cat in rice
@alixthegod73984 жыл бұрын
The first words of my cat were “FOOD CONSUMPTION T I M E”, I’m so happy for you 🥰😄
@kezi77282 жыл бұрын
15:15 The first story (the yes I can one) honestly could be true. There are stories of kids who don’t talk until they’re older. Sometimes it’s because their parents fight a lot or sometimes because they just aren’t ready to talk. But they can talk in full sentences because they listen to others talking
@peterberning Жыл бұрын
but talking is more than listening and understand words. you still have to practice moving your mouth, tongue, throat, vocal chords, etc. like it's still a thing you have to practice. so sure they might say mutilple words in one "sentence" but it will be incoherent and rather garbled because they don't have the skills yet to properly control the sounds.
@tulseytowngirl35 жыл бұрын
I died at “You’re my hero.” Honestly I died when Kurtis entered the screen. That man has perfected the art of satire bits.
@noah600655 жыл бұрын
I'm yer 1k like :)
@sewerrat26834 жыл бұрын
One time I was singing in the bathroom in my school. I thought that I was alone but there was a bully in the stall next to the mirror who got on top of it and recorded me singing and post it on (insert social media) everybody in the school saw it and when they saw be the next day they started clapping and praising me saying how talented I was. Then Obama came over and offered me to sing at the white House. This took place in 2014 Now, I'm doja cat
@basicallyj3ss5164 жыл бұрын
WAIT IS THAT... THE OBAMAS?
@lesliebb84004 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped.
@bullaro594 жыл бұрын
You had me in the first half ngl
@leavemychannelaloneiquit8404 жыл бұрын
WHY DONT U SAY SOOOOO?
@TobeEvans4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Doja Cat I love you!!1!!!11
@bri72594 жыл бұрын
my first word was “mother my human form is limiting”
@npc-3333 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@crowsoto96123 жыл бұрын
aww! mine were "I crave a sacrifice to keep my physical form in this realm"
@BlueberryDragon133 жыл бұрын
Mine was woo woo hoo woo. My parents were pretty concerned.
@ghostlierbat81503 жыл бұрын
Mine was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@kyocera16183 жыл бұрын
Idk what mine was but my brothers was fuck- should've seen it coming that he curses to much and is racist and sexist and uses the r slur
@babeofmoss11 ай бұрын
This still slaps 4 years later. Thank you Kurt 🙏
@RockUnicornCorn4 жыл бұрын
5:46 whenever Kurtis says "fishy" all I hear in my head is "fishy fishy fishy makin' it stinkeyy"
@anureet1234 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment about this 😂😂😂
@abbysykes66734 жыл бұрын
You're my hero
@frogreadingabook4 жыл бұрын
god i can hear him pressing the button for this on the soundboard now haha
@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn87973 жыл бұрын
Oop fish in the mouth
@RockUnicornCorn3 жыл бұрын
@@frogreadingabook I love your name
@zora11383 жыл бұрын
My 1 year old daughter just said her first words! She rapped the entire Hamilton musical! And she did the choreography! And the entire country started clapping! Then some government agents came and took her away for testing or something. Hopefully they'll give her back at some point.
@swag60233 жыл бұрын
Hamilton LMAO
@jacksibjo49443 жыл бұрын
Best one yet
@froggycheckers3 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was there. Btw love your profile picture, happy Pride!
@jackkoscak85013 жыл бұрын
Lmfao dude holy shit Btw I love that pfp. Happy pride month!!
@froggycheckers3 жыл бұрын
@@jackkoscak8501 Happy Pride!! 🌈🌈
@urlocalghostwithanxiety62795 жыл бұрын
“Put her on life support and pull the plug!” - kurtis conner 2019
@TheGamevan Жыл бұрын
yeah
@rosegoldpineapple936 Жыл бұрын
One time my mom was pregnant with me and the hospital gave her epidural, so she was a little loopy. Well she popped the baby out and when she was signing the documents as far as what name would be, I yelled and told her “Think of the consequences before you write anything down lady.”
@bogwife7942 Жыл бұрын
fucked up that she went ahead and named you rosegoldpineapple936 anyway
@bandaidd_ Жыл бұрын
That is true, I was the epidural
@teeya-s6x Жыл бұрын
real i was the consequences
@grey.themusiccat6 ай бұрын
this is real i was the documents
@johndawn6951Ай бұрын
Facts I was the mom
@jdtoaster94984 жыл бұрын
I’m 14 years old and my 16 year old daughter just said her first words after I gave her her first beer and she said “The government is corrupt” she’s only 5
@hawkeyepierce88864 жыл бұрын
So wise
@peeler223454 жыл бұрын
this story is touching.
@lixonzito24814 жыл бұрын
that kid grew up to be Kurtis Conner
@eefsart4 жыл бұрын
Are you- 🤢🤢 are you a-🤢🤢🤢 I cant even say it.. 🤢 are you assuming your child’s gender 🤢🤢🤢
@jdtoaster94984 жыл бұрын
Freckle Feather Why are you assuming I have a child
@jem36625 жыл бұрын
kurtis turning his jokes into long-extended skits for EACH JOKE is what makes him the best channel on this app
@JustTheWarning5 жыл бұрын
well yeah, cause if he didn't have them this would just be the subreddit r/thathappened, lol.
@jem36625 жыл бұрын
JustTheWarning he could still tell his jokes w/o including the skits....
@nina-ll5sp5 жыл бұрын
i agree ☝🏻
@neegas34905 жыл бұрын
Oop
@shaf23175 жыл бұрын
exactly
@nolandailey33624 жыл бұрын
My baby said his first words at the young age of 2 months! The first thing he EVER said was “e=mc^2”! He grew up to be Leonardo Da Vinci. I’m so proud of him!!! 😊😊😊
@gingerbread96914 жыл бұрын
Nolan Dailey My child’s first words were mooooooo he grew up to be a cow, last month we gave him to a farm and everybody clapped
@Hermanator11244 жыл бұрын
@@gingerbread9691 must've been delicious to eat your own kid and drink his nice nice milk
@mynameisnotlisa4 жыл бұрын
It was Einstein's formula...
@user-mz6et6fr1r4 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisnotlisa r/woooosh
@shouto61764 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisnotlisa r/woooooooooosh
@heavisbubbles2 жыл бұрын
kurtis missing the satire on the second one and doing a play by play rant was the funniest thing ever 😭🫶🏽
@swishyb5 жыл бұрын
everybody gangster until kurtis almost leaves us extra-greetingless
@megocon64545 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAAH
@lizzl64875 жыл бұрын
Forreal I was about to unsubscribe
@boldofyoutoassumethatihave61805 жыл бұрын
Honey Baby for real for real that was NOT what I subbed for 😤
@samanthaaasanchezzz5 жыл бұрын
the folks clap is what keeps me going ✊
@cheekybananaboy33615 жыл бұрын
he was about to lose every subscriber
@amorekoos5 жыл бұрын
*girl wakes up after surgery* “where’s kurtis conner?” “he didn’t tell you?” “what?” “who do you think gave you the facetune eyes?”
@Ame_Katze5 жыл бұрын
*girl begins crying*
@nietts5 жыл бұрын
:'-(
@jennys435 жыл бұрын
Then after that day, she prayed to her cross made out of pepsi
@lemonycatapult73005 жыл бұрын
Then everyone in the hospital clapped 👏🏼 💯
@xzielaz5 жыл бұрын
Nagito Komaeda haha like if you v I b e d
@bayklingender12695 жыл бұрын
'I'm as naked as the day I was born' Kurtis was born with a chain and a nose piercing confirmed
@bleucat31195 жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean weren’t you?
@rainbowunicornmilkshake5 жыл бұрын
*nakey
@analouise65045 жыл бұрын
bay anslie correction nakey
@idiot62185 жыл бұрын
and all of his tattoos
@jhaneilbarnett14515 жыл бұрын
And tattoos
@questionableadviser Жыл бұрын
Today my paralysed deaf blind mute autistic premature 2 day old niece said her first word today (a miracle blessing from God). She said “phone bad book good” and started handing pancakes to homeless people on the floor after a hurricane while telling them to get jobs like the legless man who was using a book as an umbrella. Such an inspiring story ❤️ ❤️
@Ieatmoldforfunzies_x0x0 Жыл бұрын
I was the book and I can confirm the generosity your son showed, She was so kind. Truly a good man.
@auramint Жыл бұрын
I was the autism. I can confirm
@BoxOfToasters7 ай бұрын
I was the deafness. I can confirm.
@californium-25265 ай бұрын
I can confirm about the inspiration that this story gives; I was the pancakes.
@craftwire17113 жыл бұрын
I just picked up my dog from the shelter and I tried to take a picture of him with my phone and he said “mother, we don’t need smart phones. Just be in the moment
@mrfrogkingg3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, your dog is so polite and understanding. The first time I met my cat, he only said: " get me out of here, dumbass, I want chicken nuggies "
@BoggDog3 жыл бұрын
Its true, i was the clapped
@icattgacha18913 жыл бұрын
@@BoggDog sus
@beowulf16583 жыл бұрын
It’s true, I was the phone.
@gray.20813 жыл бұрын
It’s true, I was the dog
@LibsLOL425 жыл бұрын
i love when someone makes a post lying and then someone else is like “it’s true!! i knew them blah blah” and the op is like “dude i was so obviously lying tf”
@attiegrey5 жыл бұрын
Love those. I see them every time. It's true, I'm the tumblr text box, I see it all. True story
@colecollins6165 жыл бұрын
i like it when people are like "its true i was the floor"
@فرحنورالدين-ر4ن5 жыл бұрын
It’s true, I was the story
@cassiefromooo3 жыл бұрын
This morning, my 2 year old son saw a woman refusing to wear a mask in Del Taco, so he stood up and said 'Do not call me handsome, if you ain't gonna hand me some of that badonkydonk!' Everyone clapped and the barista gave us free cappuccinos for life! #proudmom
@rqyzilla15343 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@sleepiest_of_dem_all0_o3 жыл бұрын
Omg so brave
@xav69693 жыл бұрын
@@rqyzilla1534 i see you in most of these comments this is amazing
@Vexlith3 жыл бұрын
It's true I'm the cashier
@chebic50953 жыл бұрын
@@Vexlith I was the badonkydonk
@the-greatest-gatsby-127 ай бұрын
My 4 month old baby look at me, and then re-acted the entirety of Mischa Bachinski’s lines and his songs!!! I started crying and stuff!!!
@emonemo.5 жыл бұрын
“Then put her on life support and pull the plug” IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING
@parwhal81525 жыл бұрын
You have 69 subscribers itz mee
@antfactory15 жыл бұрын
I died lmao
@kayliejones36705 жыл бұрын
Itz mee I’m getting this tattooed 😂
@maggiew50784 жыл бұрын
when my kid was a month old she recited the entire Bill Of Rights and the Constitution, and then obama showed up and awarded her the noble peace prize. kids are the greatest haha.
@Glasschime14 жыл бұрын
My kid IS obama
@bassproshopsnob58834 жыл бұрын
bobebo no way! My dog is also Obama!
@destiny81704 жыл бұрын
Aww
@destiny81704 жыл бұрын
Im obama's great great great great great great grandmother
@yungjet004 жыл бұрын
Nobel* 🙃
@finalhazard8833 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe how hilarious this dude is "Pull the plug" "She isn't on life support, there's no plug to pull" "Well put her on life support and then pull the plug"
@jonathansoelle2663 жыл бұрын
I saw the joke coming but the delivery was fucking amazing 🤣
@shjttygremlynn3 ай бұрын
hey kurtis, i know this video is old and i know you won't see this but i'm a little too drunk to care about that right now but i just wanted to tell you that i am grateful that you make content because it's genuinely so comforting and it helps me so much through tough times i'm struggling with a lot personally and watching your videos makes my days just so much more brighter thank you so much for making all this content!!
@emmabennett-mcconnell85924 жыл бұрын
kurtis: that would be so scary if babies could talk danny gonzalez: *silent fear*
@axolotlarson93844 жыл бұрын
L E T S T O G E T H E R B A T H
@nessa30254 жыл бұрын
PressUnownF I A M T H E B A L L I C E C R E A M
@Arrandir4 жыл бұрын
CONE ICE CREAM
@articulated_clavicles4 жыл бұрын
I A M T H E B A R I C E C R E A M *drops bars*
@jayapapaya90834 жыл бұрын
G R E E N I S H. P I S T A
@uncertain_zee5 жыл бұрын
"i need to go back to my roots." *forgets the extra greeting* *forgets the 'folks *clap*'* hmmmm
@oliviamgreenwood4 жыл бұрын
My brothers first words were: *"Mother I would greatly appreciate if you would buy a baked good with lots of carbohydrates shaped as a circle please."*
@quinnthesis36984 жыл бұрын
Is that an Odd1sOut reference
@Daisy-vg7ci4 жыл бұрын
James ✋😌
@oliviamgreenwood4 жыл бұрын
Yes to both.
@LavroseRovender4 жыл бұрын
Dango G yes
@icantsing24924 жыл бұрын
Cuuki
@ArkaneStephanie11 ай бұрын
One day I when I went to the swimming pool with my unborn child I asked her why she didn't speak yet. Then she turned and said "Ive been speaking for years. I am that pen pal you have been talking to ever since you were a child. You just had amnesia and couldn't remember." Then she did a fortnight dance and the pool manager exploded
@cringelord_67Ай бұрын
Combustion at the pool? Smh my head that is so unprofessional #CancelHimOrHerOrThey(ILoveAllGenders)
@rust-24503 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the mom in that scenario is just letting her kid throw junk food to these endangered fish, and the man doing his job and telling him to stop is the bad guy...
@TahtahmesDiary2 жыл бұрын
Well, the fish was the one who determined that tho! If a fish squirts water on you, that's it 🤷🏾♀️
@m0bz0mb382 жыл бұрын
You also gotta love how Kurtis doesn't know classrooms have cameras lmao *Well I guess he was before columbine so ig that makes since
@nosebledd2 жыл бұрын
@@m0bz0mb38 most schools i know of still only have cameras in the hallways, not each classroom. that would be wayyy expensive, plus there’s not really a need to track a shooter by what classroom they’re in anyways
@m0bz0mb382 жыл бұрын
@@nosebledd 🤷♀️the school I went to had a camera at the back of each classroom and in the hallways and outside the building
@sorryifoldcomment85962 жыл бұрын
@@m0bz0mb38 Damn, how many classrooms are there and was it a public school? Can't imagine any public schools in America doing that. Not just using taxes to cover the cost of the cameras, the cost of running them every day, but also storing all the data and deleting it, etc. Someone gotta be paid to deal with all that footage...which will all be the same. But I live in a city, so all the schools in my area have a bunch of rooms, even the private schools. So just one camera in every room would be a lot of cameras and a lot of footage and a lot of electricity.
@gottkonighorus14933 жыл бұрын
My childs first words were actually: "Father, I find it saddening that our fellow human beeings feel so inadequate about themselves that they wouldn`t even lie about something they themselves accomplished but that they have to live out success through obvious make belief about their offspring." So yeah. Looking for an exorcist.
@prig15573 жыл бұрын
Yesterday, my 64 year old said his first words in Latin. Yay
@carmenmercedes99033 жыл бұрын
hows it going?
@RG-rm6ih3 жыл бұрын
Omg this is so true, i was the baby
@carmenmercedes99033 жыл бұрын
@@RG-rm6ih how did the exorcism go?
@prig15573 жыл бұрын
@@carmenmercedes9903 I heard it went good
@sazaaaam3 жыл бұрын
My son was only a week old when he said "never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down,never gonna run around and desert you,never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye,never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" everyone in the neighborhood clapped.
@Ifmdvjgoo3 жыл бұрын
wow 😍
@ruewest58283 жыл бұрын
I did not just get rickrolled by a fucking comment i-
@KingOfGaymes3 жыл бұрын
Pfp checks out
@swan88033 жыл бұрын
And Rick Astley came and clapped
@ccherry.berryy3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bruise6677 ай бұрын
4 years ago and still slaps
@lisamackilligan25894 жыл бұрын
All these stories are true, I was there clapping
@girliejax4 жыл бұрын
Well I'm the one that gave Curtis all these stories in this video & everyone in the comments sent me 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
@SavyGamez4 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing someone walking around clapping at random ass people for them to be inspired to make shitty unbelievable posts like these and ITS SENDING MEEE-
@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@birdytoes4 жыл бұрын
Girliejax i think ur lying 🤥 🤔
@prod.n8te4 жыл бұрын
You know, your comment really changes context depending on what definition of "clapping" you mean
@Ana-sh5ps4 жыл бұрын
My baby’s first words were: The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test...
@Smartfellafartsmella4 жыл бұрын
Jackspedicey????
@Ana-sh5ps4 жыл бұрын
@@louise4815 lmao
@apathysatragedy31144 жыл бұрын
I actually liked PE, but even I agree the pacer test SUCKS BALLS
@mcr5truther4 жыл бұрын
Emily Jeska I still have to take the pacer test. One of my friends got the record, but she CHEATED! We all saw it.
@scrambledeggs16774 жыл бұрын
throw the whole baby away
@turner153 жыл бұрын
As someone who would definitely say “phones don’t belong at school” when they were a kid I can confirm that that lady’s son is a loser.
@natalie-chanistrash72142 жыл бұрын
mood
@Opus5662 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@salem-012 жыл бұрын
Same
@teamballs.2 жыл бұрын
@@1sor1b her son is a lobster
@pinkpusheenpaws2 жыл бұрын
@@1sor1b me too and i didn't question it
@sophiadiaz8967 Жыл бұрын
I love how some people think nobody will suspect a thing
@user-kq7wz5mh2f5 жыл бұрын
“Pull the plug!” “She’s not on life support” “Then put her on life support and pull the plug!” 😂 😂 😂
@tonymontes47785 жыл бұрын
That one made me laugh real hard.. 😂😂😂
@drowsified27824 жыл бұрын
Woah, too bad this wasn't in the video and that we didn't hear this joke sooner!
@acab91204 жыл бұрын
So everyone’s glossing over how Kurtis said “tromboner”
@anmolgrewal90114 жыл бұрын
Cab not me
@acab91204 жыл бұрын
“This video gave me a tromboner” “I can’t have a tromboner” “Dude you got a tromboner”
@Nina-sz6rf4 жыл бұрын
Lmao it’s a Sex Education reference
@user-oj7np2ej1z4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say-
@Randompuffin14 жыл бұрын
Heh- i play trombone
@twiggyzaza5 жыл бұрын
When Kurtis is so disoriented after tour that he almost forgets the extra greeting
@TheGamevan Жыл бұрын
yeah
@Lee-wf4kr Жыл бұрын
So true, poor Kurt =(
@AzaelRulz Жыл бұрын
I HATE those social media accounts that literally survive off of using a filter, but what i hate even more is the ones that do that, but defend the filter and try to prove its not a filter but that they have some sort of abnormality even though it's obviously a filter.
@starryvampyre4 жыл бұрын
No one: Kurtis when he makes a bad joke:😎🤟🔥😏
@beans74484 жыл бұрын
hey man I think you spelled "great" wrong
@MadelinefromCelesteW4 жыл бұрын
*great joke
@acab91204 жыл бұрын
That’s a weird way to say “the rebirth of comedy”
@socialnorm32954 жыл бұрын
Smiling Lapis no he doesnt light his house
@hiracoverband4 жыл бұрын
huh thats the weirdest way ive seen someone spelt glorious
@Nope-cm6wv5 жыл бұрын
I like how he glossed over the fact that one-year-olds can’t really talk
@keira.13775 жыл бұрын
I was talking MUCH before one
@thebookgoddess73805 жыл бұрын
Keira. ok well good for u lol
@rosetea65905 жыл бұрын
Keira. Right out of the womb definitely
@straybeans1435 жыл бұрын
@@keira.1377 I talked before one too, but I think they meant majority don't speak full sentences.
@GoldieBoots5 жыл бұрын
one year olds speak but not really in any coherent way yet
@be_kind_to_bees86765 жыл бұрын
Mom:he’s saying his first word Baby:m-m-mitochondria is the power house of the cell
@wordyweirdo85814 жыл бұрын
This made my morning. Thank you.
@TP-tg8cc4 жыл бұрын
Gosh dang it
@sixteenbells4 жыл бұрын
And everybody clapped
@waylonwaylon55134 жыл бұрын
The mighty nugget Never lies but you never lie!
@sadieb274 жыл бұрын
do people actually find this funny
@Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy6 ай бұрын
When I was -1 I told my mom “mother, Speech is a human vocal communication using language. Each language uses phonetic combinations of vowel and consonant sounds that form the sound of its words (that is, all English words sound different from all French words, even if they are the same word, e.g., "role" or "hotel"), and using those words in their semantic character as words in the lexicon of a language according to the syntactic constraints that govern lexical words' function in a sentence. In speaking, speakers perform many different intentional speech acts, e.g., informing, declaring, asking, persuading, directing, and can use enunciation, intonation, degrees of loudness, tempo, and other non-representational or paralinguistic aspects of vocalization to convey meaning. In their speech, speakers also unintentionally communicate many aspects of their social position such as sex, age, place of origin (through accent), physical states (alertness and sleepiness, vigor or weakness, health or illness), psychological states (emotions or moods), physico-psychological states (sobriety or drunkenness, normal consciousness and trance states), education or experience, and the like.“ Then the people on the plane flying towards our building started clapping
@CaseyShontz4 жыл бұрын
“I’m as nakey as the day I was born!” Kurtis was born with a necklace and a nose ring
@red_dickfigures4 жыл бұрын
And you weren't? Damn, that must suck
@nini-qu5hi4 жыл бұрын
@@red_dickfigures Wait, everyone isn't born with a necklace and a nose ring?
@red_dickfigures4 жыл бұрын
@@nini-qu5hi yeah, that's what I was thinking
@woahtherebud014 жыл бұрын
And inked
@mxwitcher4 жыл бұрын
@@nini-qu5hi I wasn't, I was born with a mouth piercing and a choker, guess everyone is different
@eleanorbrady90774 жыл бұрын
omg im so proud of my lizard 😭 she got on her tail and started singing amazing grace at my weird uncles funeral 💞
@cjfleming80054 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kiki87924 жыл бұрын
😭 beautiful
@itaintmaya4 жыл бұрын
nah u lyin there is no way nobody started clappin
@cupids_favourite_aro45784 жыл бұрын
*everyone started clapping*
@taylorott41854 жыл бұрын
You have trained her well
@boyes154 жыл бұрын
My first words were "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start." Crazy right?
@lune40894 жыл бұрын
I would throw you away and run as fast as I could after filling the trash can you were in with holy water, cause you must’ve been the spawn of Satan. That thing gave me PTSD.
@ElpSmith4 жыл бұрын
Your birth sounds like a terrifying experience
@cerisakatchmart4 жыл бұрын
@@lune4089 same. That kills the heck out of me
@JennaLeigh4 жыл бұрын
"Kids who don't speak until they can recite an entire lengthy ad are the fucking best."
@doomergirl60124 жыл бұрын
We called it just beep test in school. And we wanted to kill the teacher
@batsontoast Жыл бұрын
When my brother was -4 he came up to me crying, and when I asked him what was wrong he said that I'm on my phone too much. And then he turned into a whale and my dog ate him. I fed my phone to the dog and then he came back alive and everyone clapped. So the lesson is don't be on your phone too much also feed it to your dog.
@MicBur174 жыл бұрын
My babies first word was actually “The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
@rowan20864 жыл бұрын
Beast Burchett lol this is unrelated but once at the end of my school year we had to do a reflection of what we learned. i just answered “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” no cap
@Jackson_the_king664 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that everyone’s
@princeleo10414 жыл бұрын
I said every word in the dictionary when I was 4
@sorellfart27004 жыл бұрын
this was by far the best comment i’ve ever seen
@izzy3504 жыл бұрын
I-
@justinbellman5 жыл бұрын
My baby's first words were "What's up, how's it goin?" And his second words were "What's up, how's it goin?" Then everyone in Kurtistown clapped
@michaelkeating96245 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful true story that definitely really happened 😂😂😂
@megamozaik5 жыл бұрын
I hope you subscribed to your baby for those second words.
@justinbellman5 жыл бұрын
@@megamozaik How do you think I got him to say them in the first place
@maddyporter365 жыл бұрын
That really happened, I was the baby's diaper..
@skyecristina55725 жыл бұрын
All the folks* in Kurtistown clapped
@marissawilder45875 жыл бұрын
"oh my God, pull the plug" "Wh... She's not even on life support, she-" "WELL THEN PUT HER ON LIFE SUPPORT AND PULL THE PLUG"
@Gabby-kb9vv5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at this point 😂😂😂
@delraveravioli52645 жыл бұрын
Whaaattt, we watched the same video, no way
@marissawilder45875 жыл бұрын
@@delraveravioli5264 I'm just saying that this part was funny.. lol
@quas3r__ Жыл бұрын
that kid praying at the pibb cross really took "and i pray to my fountain of slush" to a whole new level
@itsgrace7173 жыл бұрын
One of my unfertilized eggs just said to me "Mother, I have decided after much deliberation that I desire to create commentary videos on the internet website known as 'KZbin' when I grow up" and then proceeded to recite the entirety of every Kurtis Conner video from memory. I'm so proud.
@e60263 жыл бұрын
She got angry so she ran off on a tampon, it’s true, she’s at the dumpster rn playing cards with the rats 💕
@lagg4212 жыл бұрын
It's true I'm the egg
@Nick079002 жыл бұрын
Would you just, have to keep on birthing children until that specific egg is fertilized? Is it like the 22 convention where you have unlimited babies?
@user-me3ge8de4o2 жыл бұрын
This is true i was the table
@timohara7717 Жыл бұрын
Nah bro even the virgins be having periods adding periods at the end of sentences 😭😭😭💀
@HarriWasHere5 жыл бұрын
Guys her eyes are obviously just from a surgery from a bad accident she had when she was 7 like it's a bit obvious y'all smh
@clara-md3qp5 жыл бұрын
Obviously. I got into a car accident last year and now I have anime eyes.
@clara-md3qp5 жыл бұрын
@I am a bot uwu thank you kind sir
@HarriWasHere5 жыл бұрын
@@clara-md3qp so sorry to hear. My cousin was mugged and hit in the face with a bat and now her eyes are massive anime style eyes after many surgeries
@therealplaguerat4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god👏My 1 day old child just sang Rap God by Eminem and everybody in the hospital clapped😜👏👏👏👏👏👏
@sincerealev3 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the hospital
@Equa11ysurl3 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the hands of the people clapping Edit: I clicked on this comment and forgot I made this reply. Hello people.
@yeesmchaw58523 жыл бұрын
It's true, I'm Eminem
@natasha80073 жыл бұрын
It’s true, I was the rapping baby.
@describingtrashislikedescr55103 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the hospital bed
@redtailarts101 Жыл бұрын
I would have believed the "I'll go to work for you" one if it was said by a 5 year old but a 1 year old?
@sunflowr16514 жыл бұрын
“I feel like I would be murdered if I didn’t do those things” was foreshadowing. I’ll never forget Kurtis. Never.
@lorkhaniron-shaper54864 жыл бұрын
You really scared me for a moment. Not funny
@jamilexcruz55764 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo and then he got "cancelled"
@silverdrag0n_4 жыл бұрын
i was about to say
@kinedj6993 жыл бұрын
Jamilex Cruz what wha? Why?
@PhantomFandoms3 жыл бұрын
@@kinedj699 he had forgotten to do his extra greeting and got fake canceled over it to the point where he was trending. He did a video on it when it happened.
@ericaploof9983 жыл бұрын
My newborn baby just told me the meaning to life. Everyone in the vicinity clapped. A few days after, she died at 890 years old 😭
@TribuneAquila3 жыл бұрын
it is potentially possible for 890 years to pass in a 'few' days. If this planet existed where it circumnavigated its sun 890 times while it only rotated relative to its sun a few times. So i could see this being a true statement somewhere in the universe. And everyone would clap
@ericaploof9983 жыл бұрын
@@TribuneAquila ...my feeble brain did not understand any of that, but that sounds really cool! Lol
@kristiannarobinson85873 жыл бұрын
R.i.p they go so soon
@ericaploof9983 жыл бұрын
@@kristiannarobinson8587 truth 😔
@largeboi46783 жыл бұрын
@@TribuneAquila I don’t know much about space, but wouldn’t the force of gravity have to be a lot stronger to keep up with the increased speed?
@MarthaGonzalez-bm1kf5 жыл бұрын
“I like trilogies that are just three of things”-Kurtis Conner, 2k19
@Niah33love5 жыл бұрын
I kept reading these as -"kurt Cobain"
@Xiskx.5 жыл бұрын
Damn, he really did Douglas Adams like that...
@User027515 жыл бұрын
Myday♡♡ stan day6 y'all
@selalune5 жыл бұрын
ow wonpil
@LouisaKloe5 жыл бұрын
stream day6 for good skin
@notanemovampire Жыл бұрын
Kurtis seems like the type of person to wash his hair with a bar of soap and have it still look awesome
@gabys94605 жыл бұрын
“Never heard of cameras in classrooms “ Cries In public school
@dallasbelfiore16995 жыл бұрын
gaby s my school only have them in hallways
@dizz43865 жыл бұрын
Only classes with special needs kids are supposed to have cameras
@Anonymous-tu3yw5 жыл бұрын
Cries in American
@whytho13685 жыл бұрын
I'm around the same age as Kurtis and my public school's classrooms never had security cameras in them. *cries bc I'm getting old asf*
@maolisa085 жыл бұрын
gaby s WE HAVE CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM
@iinamorata3 жыл бұрын
My first words as a baby were "comrade, let's abolish the government."
@razzledazzledorito25883 жыл бұрын
:O mine too
@SM-qv2om3 жыл бұрын
my first words were: Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет
@XX_CUTECAT_XX3 жыл бұрын
My first words were: "hey man I'm gunna tear your eyes out!"
@mrfrogkingg3 жыл бұрын
Mine were : "I'm WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now." And then everyone in Singapore came to my house and screamed as 456 Alexas played Africa by Toto.
@susanthefish89403 жыл бұрын
Mine was, "Assemble dear comrades, we have to take over." Yeah, I am reborn as Karl Marx.
@kateelizza90465 жыл бұрын
"I'm as nakey as I was the day I was born" - Kurtis Conner, with a chain around his neck.
@olivermoth5 жыл бұрын
he was born sick
@khkayla65755 жыл бұрын
And a nose ring
@jakobayres49705 жыл бұрын
kateelizza that’s cause he was born a fucking g
@thylane58795 жыл бұрын
He was born drippin’
@EstherAller8 ай бұрын
There are two types of learning to speak (but not like literal first words necessarily): kids who want to get the pronunication right and say single words, and those who get whole sentences out (with the caviat that probably only the parents understand them)
@whyyousostinky30574 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I heard my grandma say: “yo shawty wanna hit a lick?” And I was like “yo hell ya” Then we both snorted a massive amount of cocaine and my step grandpas ashes! Let me tell you...that lady knows how to yodel!
@humangarbage89344 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@krunchykat92494 жыл бұрын
Fluid went out of my nose laughing to this so thank you
@whyyousostinky30574 жыл бұрын
KrunchyKat Anytime lmaoooo
@probnotking4 жыл бұрын
This my friend, is a vibe
@ghostii7164 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY WHAT
@pauline95723 жыл бұрын
i’m 14 and my 64 year old just filed his taxes while preforming a one man show on broadway. he’s only a month old 😫😫
@Dragon-wt7ch3 жыл бұрын
😮
@kaikitty49063 жыл бұрын
:•
@icattgacha18913 жыл бұрын
64 year old A stack of age
@Vexlith3 жыл бұрын
It's true I was there
@911_terrorist3 жыл бұрын
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@scornonthecob53755 жыл бұрын
You know, Kurtis is so generous with his extra greetings. But do we, residents of Kurtistown, ever reciprocate our mayor’s kindness? No. So, Kurtis... What’s up? How are you? I hope you’re doing well, dude.
@arsonleblanc20055 жыл бұрын
I was the 69th like and I'm happy
@nunbun40845 жыл бұрын
:)
@ariv18135 жыл бұрын
@@arsonleblanc2005 wtf i liked this and it said 190 and them i opened the replies and it said 227 what
@cool-zd3ev5 жыл бұрын
Ellie Muskens y’all my citizens woke me up out of my sleep crying and said ‘kurtis ik you tired of giving extra greetings trying to make it better for me and my fellow citizens. We will greet you today’ how are YOU doing kurtis
@CapuchinoProduccions5 жыл бұрын
666, delightfully devilish Seymour.
@trilltx2148 ай бұрын
I live for this man’s glow up 🥲. Chill ik he just grew out his hair and mustache 😂 but still.