Signs That Are Way Too Funny

Signs That Are Way Too Funny
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[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@bluejay964]

Find people life missions, and how they came to be their life missions. If you can. 😌👍

[@convenientlyplacedfish2763]

Object show memes pls I will be very happy

[@OnsidePhoenix]

I screamed at the omnious in the beginning- other than that amazing vid as usual!

[@SouthernGothicYT]

robot memes

[@random_aviation_yotuber]

Hi

[@ReptilesRule16]

2:04 So Zoos basically give cheetahs emotional support dogs because they often get super stressed and scared. So the cheetah was probably just somewhere else in the habitat.

[@hyperlaserrebrn]

tbh that dog looks more super stressed and scared, might need an emotional support cheetah

[@ettinakitten5047]

@@hyperlaserrebrn Maybe the cheetah is out of the enclosure for medical treatment or something and the dog is worried?

[@chadohc6880]

man u stole my explanation

[@RileyLittle]

As an Australian I can confirm that the trivia is not only good, but engaging. It gives you a question and then you discuss it in the car, and then about a kilometer later, it gives you the answer, and then at random intervals it gives you more questions. Honestly it keeps you on your toes, which is a bad thing, because being on your toes while moving at such high speeds is very painful.

[@Acid_legend]

As an Australian I ain’t reading allat

[@Probablyahuman-iw2js]

@@Acid_legend As an Australian nobody cares

[@Acid_legend]

@@Probablyahuman-iw2js bahahaha soo funny

[@eyalm867]

​@@Probablyahuman-iw2jsas an Australian, I agree

[@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE]

​@@Acid_legend As a non Australian ITS NOT THAT LONG, IS YOUR ATTENTION-SPAN SCREWED?

[@roringusanda2837]

13:49 the deer freezers are for hunters. The smallest will hold 1 deer's worth of meat, etc.🦌🍖🥩

[@Mrdude268]

I assumed that good to see I Wes right

[@josephpostma1787]

How would those signs be confusing?

[@dizzy_jump]

i love how he was willing to say "fuck" and "bitch" but not "ass"

[@Chimpin_]

sometimes he doesn't even say the first two.

[@ernwhatthesigma68]

"This ride only stops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency." what wise words

[@FunkyRut]

We stan happy-sounding Vaazkl

[@Owe-g9b]

Yes

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

Да.

[@LightIceAurora]

Sí.

[@Friendly-Neighborhood-Asexual]

Like 2021-2 vaaz

[@Mcchesbal]

Ja

[@westtxtapper]

15:51 The sign that you couldn't read says "Please don't cross any railings lest suddenness happen".

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

08:20 is an Undertale reference. The sign is the same one on Lesser Dog’s sentry booth in Snowdin.

[@juancabardo21]

Designated crying area had me dead

[@Chimpin_]

it had me crying (badum-tiss)

[@Puddingskin01]

Hey hey hey! CRYING. ONLY. Designated Dying Area is in the other building!

[@LemonDragon5]

14:13 oh no looks like we're out of red lanyards

[@FunnierIrishPerson]

14:37 Whoever made that sign is a fucking genius.

[@Chimpin_]

i just got it

[@AffanAli-o2n]

i dont, explain plssss@@Chimpin_

[@reaganmonkey8]

8:10 He just missed the punchline of the whole sign.

[@Chimpin_]

the other two are also wrong

[@advance64bro]

12:24 EEBY DEEBY

[@Chimpin_]

EEBY DEEBY

[@frogs_are_cool3085]

EEBY DEEBY

[@Алекс-у1ъ5ш]

EEBY DEEBY

[@lightinggirl10]

EEBY DEEBY

[@alphabetfanaticgeo]

EEBY DEEBY

[@DVNEngineer9071]

The wong fook hing book store got me💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@Attaxalotl]

0:15 That's for the Sunspot Highway up near Cloudcroft, NM. They scaled the distance between some highway signs with the names of the planets on them to a model sun the size of a tent. It's pretty cool!

[@lucas29479]

on my bus route, there is a sign saying “AUTISTIC CHILD AREA”

[@carolyncopple9983]

bro i see that same sign sometimes

[@HungryWarden]

As an autistic person, I am slightly offended but not very surprised.

[@thelaststraightguy990]

The image at 5:15 gets funnier the longer you look at it. Namely the bowls.

[@TheCreatorIsHere]

“Weed smokers” 💀

[@Joseekins]

It’s funny how the Jewish bowl is empty

[@asierwilliams8995]

What religion is called weed smokers💀💀💀

[@duck6108]

2:04 Fun fact: Like how some humans need emotional support animals, Cheetahs are paired with dogs. It helps them become more trusting and confident and they become buddies!

[@Randomrobot-fs4du]

the 1 deer 2 deer 3 deer 4 deer refers to how many you can fit in it after hunting

[@metallicdagger3503]

6:18 i'd eat at a literal captcha restaurant

[@heatherpark5673]

2:29 i read that as Goth clowns, then clown goths, and now I feel stupid 😂

[@yashsinghal403]

SAME

[@remissiveslave]

00:54 couldnt be any more accurate

[@aimeeaveys]

for 2:04 , the average height of a person is 5,7 dived by two and adding two for the estimated length of our legs plugged into the equation for max height of a shot object in upwards velocity in meters per second of speed and a bit of algebra gives me the velocity of the peeing needed to reach the head is about 4.15 meters per second, then I found the force needed to make pee go that velocity compared to scientific research gives that the man able to do this should have around four times the average male peeing speed, so the remark by the facebooker is very much correct in the statement that alluding to the belief that very few men could be able to do this.

[@Nitrecz]

holy shi

[@coolguy8522]

Bro really did a film theory

[@Nitrecz]

@@SylvesterTheSupernatural Your not funny kid

[@DrewcrewAnimations]

This is why what school teaches you is important 👍

[@Goat_gamering]

@@DrewcrewAnimations Its only math with minor exceptions per subject for the others

[@yewnivids7924]

WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK had me on the floor XD

[@justanotherboringaccountin832]

5:16 apparently weed smoker is now a religion

[@helvp]

we are finally noticed

[@colleens1107]

Aiight, as usual a Vaaskl video has me doing a google search I’ve never contemplated before… this time it’s finding out why there’s a sign telling us not to give alligators LSD….

[@SuperMarioOddity]

5:16 I love that "weed smokers" is a religion now

[@Wintergreen454]

I saw that to😂😂

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

11:17 soup store

[@Chimpin_]

10:38 who says "where the god is my sock" and "what the god is wrong with her"

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

12:30 I read that as one cent two cent

[@unlikelygamer]

12:18 is no one gonna talk about how bad they misspelled cemetery

[@MagicianFairy]

@10:00 was I the only one thinking Alex was beating up the other kid?

[@yashsinghal403]

Lol

[@MySerpentine]

2:02 I think that's the cheetah's emotional support dog.

[@27gvp63]

VaazkL's pronouncing Nova Scotia was painful 4:10

[@theonlyabberdabber]

Poor guy struggled with Iowa too lol (eye-oh-wah)

[@Chimpin_]

@@theonlyabberdabber ee-oo-way?

[@greenwhatevers6263]

Went to mallorca as a kid for a holiday and took a picture of a sign that I still have on my phone to this day. The sign said "25: massage 15: sauna 10: polish children" Idk if they are gonna break out the shoe polish or sell a polish child but I'm sad I never found out

[@Chimpin_]

its "sell a polish child" i bought one from there

[@LaraStatter]

8:38 I've seen that sign at Lagoon

[@soupvr1149]

Living in Iowa I can say it is very hard to pronounce when you get a call at 5am

[@elliotreid7401]

My guy. A brief pause between unspoilering the joke and moving on to the next one would have saved me about 5 total minutes of rewinding and pausing.

[@judyturner3850]

OH LORD...I love these! 😊

[@Foxy_the_pirate749]

EXACTLY

[@Deegonbeefon]

5:25 cause you're taking pictures of him

[@Lolbit3cl1pse]

3:27 what’s funnier, pizza care or urgent hut

[@psyduckrules]

14:58 This reminds me of how I countered my mom cooking a fish dinner. For context, I'm what they call autistic, and my sensory data nerves are touchy to the point where they can cause me extreme pain/stress from certain things triggering them, like certain smells, loud/high-pitched sounds, or hot/cold things. Anyway, the kitchen smelling like an actinopterygian corpse was making me sick to stomach, so I microwaved a bar of soap and made the kitchen smell like soap instead.

[@MultinationalCrabLegion]

2:43 I've been there, I've fucking been there.

[@L.D.Industry]

9:26 I live out by a mile marker 69. I pass by it every time I commute.

[@karilizard36]

6:32 a restaurant with 28 deaths, lmao

[@yashsinghal403]

Pretty sure that Freddy fazbears pizzeria has less than that

[@goatgiraffe6942]

11:49 that sign does not belong in the kitchen

[@jamiefrazer263]

3:17 I read that as ‘Mental is hocus, health not pocus’

[@101jir]

1:24 If any woman wants that level of respect and distance, I and probably every other self-respecting man that knows her will happily oblige. We'll do one better and encourage others to give her the same respect and distance they would a rattlesnake.

[@nadavkabiya7962]

4:54 yes thes are sighn and billbord

[@Weplbt34]

Bro can find the memes on everything lol

[@Chimpin_]

he uses his "meme summon" ability duh

[@Peppersol-vu5zm]

2:04 cheetahs get stressed in enclosures, so a lot of zoos will give them a comfort dog!

[@funnatopia704]

13:48 It represents how many deer carcasses can fit in them. I personally have a deep freezer dedicated to meat, specifically chicken and beef.

[@afonsopediatra]

Roses are red mercury is in thermometers INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KILOMETRES

[@SuprSBG]

10:05 also the name is right next to the boy, and the girl is in the corner of the frame.

[@teckinblade]

exactly why did i have to scroll so long to find this

[@Abs0luteCha0s]

5:02 based

[@SummerTheFurry]

With signs for bowling at wolves, it’s true. If you go to a zoo and howl at a wolf, they will get stressed and think your an enemy wolf. They can’t even understand you, they just think there’s an enemy wolf who speaks gibberish in their territory.

[@Number2MemeFinder]

At 13:49, the manager put up signs that let customers know how many butchered deer they can fit in each size of freezer.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Not only is that "Akinator store" a thing, it seems to be called "Kwiki Mart", like the Kwik-E-Mart from the Simpsons.

[@woahthere_dami]

0:32 laughs in STAY😂😂😭

[@JMNplays584]

5:33 roses are red, mercuries in thermometers…

[@Idolic_WolfWHI]

3:39 This one made me want to burst out laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@EmbarrassedFrog6727]

2:50 Tenshiii!

[@Rahaad_K]

I was lucky enough to see a “two men and a truck” truck in real life. Mine actually had two men.

[@Tire24]

I knew someone who worked for Two Men and a Truck and he would sometimes be sent to commute by himself.

[@lukeflanagan1307]

9:31 One of the highways to Las Vegas’s mile 69 has also been stolen. Highlight of my vacation.

[@S.l.e.e.p.y.K.i.t.t.y]

3:37 Well fuck can be put in any sentence and still make sense

[@LineOfThy]

1:47 that pinyin was utterly butchered and I love it

[@mtgamekid2510]

16:20 I literally have this birthday card

[@PastaV4]

damn, bathroom janitor was NOT messing around w/ that gun fr💀

[@wasspieleich8871]

7:20 they share a sign and the letters on it, just in a different order

[@nickmilano2516]

Guys don’t worry the signs are not space alien alligator, octopus, mutant monsters they are metal

[@Wierd_Existing]

their earthquake detection kit is very smart.

[@Drewid44]

16:27 I gave that exact card to one of my friends and on the inside it says "...I could just poop"

[@pompomcandi]

Where I live, we actually have “personal watermelons” so that isn’t a bad sign in my opinion.

[@Theguyse]

5:33 why is it invincible?!?

[@juandt1234]

hes just built like that

[@MxFlyingPhoenix]

Mr Bobinski is the name of the guy from Coraline

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

That Alex sign is just manipulative. By placing G(reg?) right next to the text in a typical pose, he is the one highlighted instead of Alex, who is positioned off to the side, and the text clarifying who's who blends in too well with the siblings. Framing is extremely important, and signs focused on graphical manipulation only serve to muddle graphic design in general and piss people off. I'm testifying as a classical feminist, by the way.

[@Fishwolfcrow]

I didn't even see the girl until after I read the sign

[@Chimpin_]

idc its just a billboard

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

@@Chimpin_ normally, I wouldn't either, but the concept alone is infuriating.

[@m90e]

I see a “Ch” there and assume the boy’s name is Chris or some name that is usually shortened to Chris (Christopher, Christian, etc.)

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

@@m90e Chrysler, perhaps?

[@Diji967]

4:16 yes

[@rykerthestriker]

Some of these signs are cool.

[@SKE-v8y]

“Just speed up a little bit” *goes Mach 10.9 in a SR-71 blackbird while on the road in a 120*

[@NotKnafo]

8:36 i remember seeing this one before

[@GeorgeWilkinson-jf6ks]

Lol that sign most likely ended a lot of lives.

[@sophiachalloner8951]

1:27 all you need is to become to dangerous to risk. I have spiked gloves that I'm sure can give a mean punch. Unfortunately I haven't been able to test them yet.

[@beaumclean747]

7:30 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[@yashsinghal403]

Literally

[@J_W_F]

I take this Sign as a Sign

[@the_sodapop]

h a m b i s c u i t (chain)

[@imaginaryDisbelief]

HAM BISCUIT!!!!

[@JohnD-JohnD]

Sloooowwww down... Not everyone is a speed reader.

[@QueenAstrowaffles]

8:56 Please don't leave-- *what the quack.**

[@Jarirgamer99]

Drug dealers report your competition. Hahaha

[@HydroRS876]

I can't breath I am laughing to much

[@Average345]

11:22 this brought me back 🙂

[@Very_Unique_Handle_2]

The Golden Detectives are actually rlly wholesome

[@LuckyBooks-kf3us]

2:35 it had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@skaimartinez9447]

My uncle is why there's a "don't use on wildlife' notice on breast pumps

[@robertd4851]

bro the drug dealer competition can't just be real😂

[@Random_daughter_of_Poseidon]

THEY FOUND THE MYSTERIOUS MYSTICAL MEME SOUP STORE

[@DrewcrewAnimations]

Ik I recognized it immediately from the meme audio

[@theaceguitarist]

W a i t is that the ‘please do not sit on fence’ sign outside the Spider at Lagoon?? (If so, they’ve had to replace that sign so many times, teens keep scratching out ‘please do not.’ That is legit the most intact I’ve ever seen it.)

[@Lucasdoesrandomstuff-]

I CRACKED UP SO HARD ON THE FREE WIFE PART

[@tubatsimoloi7743]

10:07 as a South African, this one had me dying. iykyk😂

[@brucelucasjr5856]

Dont approach dinosaurs with guns, the ones throwing flowers are hippiepotamus rex and they're cool

[@Chimpin_]

13:48 its the amount of deer you can fit in each of those