Science Memes

Science Memes
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[@VaazkLShorts]

20 MINS OF NEW MEMES, THEN A LIL COMP! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!!! DROP SOME IDEAS

[@Proto4]

First

[@Proto4]

Lobotomy corporation memes. (It’s a monster management game)

[@ScreamLoud763]

Idk twitch memes

[@ScreamLoud763]

Please twitch memez

[@holeastroud3899]

Analog horror memes lol

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

6:00 that was actually proven to be a myth. the death part not the speed part. the man that preformed the surgery was actually one of the few doctors at the time to ensure his clients would survive. the only reason he preformed so fast was due to how painful the surgery was. he figure it would be best to do it fast in order to minimize the pain. he was also one of the few surgeons who took the time to carefully clean his tools and clothes before operating.

[@Fake_Pep]

So.. 200%?

[@lukeflanagan1307]

I believe he also was too tired to debate a rival about some point of medicine so he just showed up to the guy’s house and tackled him.

[@yazanhussam8182]

Would anyone please just give up the name of this myth doctor?

[@lukeflanagan1307]

@@yazanhussam8182 Robert Liston.

[@leofilipkovacic4954]

Hells yeah! Someone standing up for my boi Liston. Those victorian bastards did him dirty...

[@turbopokey]

1:36 I love how in “Cabin in the Woods” they have a betting board of what supernatural monstrosity is gonna make the next kill and one of the disasters/monsters is just “Kevin”.

[@Stalbunny]

i think "Kevin" means "The Backyard Scientist"

[@Utfam_202]

no way i can fuel the entire earth 50 times over

[@user-bd6nb8yl3d]

engineer! someone's sapping your sentry!

[@Sparksol]

@@user-bd6nb8yl3dbetter than sapping your will to live

[@deanbunion]

There’s a spy over here!

[@TaleTeller9581]

Do ik you? I feel like Ive seen your profile lol

[@Utfam_202]

@@TaleTeller9581lotsa people have engineer pfps, probably just a coincidence

[@literalsarcasm1830]

Pineapple contains bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down the chains in protein molecules. It's why you get that tingling sensation in the walls of your mouth when you eat a bunch of it. It's literally dissolving the soft tissues inside your mouth. Therefore, pineapple is the most metal pizza topping there is because when you eat it, it eats you back.

[@sedox3145]

Just imagine like the really dramatic scene where the asteroid gets closer and closer and people crying for their lives and then as soon as it hits the paper it goes *pop* and disappears

[@Wolfie54545]

10:06 Na Ci?!?! C I?! IT’S C L!

[@SpacialAssassin]

Exactly, listening to that somehow brought me physical pain

[@Ashvath-dg4ue]

i died when i heard that

[@enpiesie]

glad I'm not the only one

[@The_Three_Best_Friends]

THIS BROUGHT ME PAIN AS A ORGANIC CHEM MAIJOR

[@endarus6053]

*_INCOHERENT SCREECH OF RAGE_*

[@smolpener7430]

Beehives are placed as circles, but also liquid. When the water evaporates, and the fats solidify, the bubbles contract and fill the empty space. Molten rock does the same thing, you may have heard of the hexagonal formations on some beaches, or how reinforcements work in mine tunnels. It's not something that is done instinctually by the bee, they don't care about straight lines, except when they're flying home.

[@Shadowisurdoom]

uranium? nah more like uraniYUM *eats uranium and proceeds to die*

[@something7114]

imagine dying to uranium

[@Elaver]

No. U-238 is perfectly safe to consume. However, U-235 and -233 are radioactive and are, as a result, still perfectly safe to eat and are tasty 😋

[@tumbleweed74]

@@Elaver its also good for bulking because it has 413 million calories

[@colleens1107]

Table salt is NaCl, it ends with an L not an I. Sodium Chloride

[@LolO36675]

Celsius and Fahrenheit actually have separate uses that they are both very good for. Celsius is good for baking and scientific measurements because it is tuned to the boiling and freezing point of water, and Fahrenheit is good for judging temperature for human activities because 0 F is cold and 100 F is hot, and 70 F is standard comfortable temperature. TLDR: Celsius is good for food/science Fahrenheit is good for human comfortable temperatures

[@Wolfie54545]

THIS.

[@vincehomoki1612]

But can't Celsius do the same thing that you said Fahrenheit can do good? 0c is cold, 20c is comfortable temperature and 40c is hot.

[@LolO36675]

@@vincehomoki1612 yeah but 0C is 32F but is not as cold as people can be comfortable in. Fahrenheit stays between 0 and 100 for the most part and is more accurate due to having more numbers to work with. Celsius is just strange for people temperature because it has an arbitrary stop around 50 where nobody will go out hotter than that. I love metric for almost everything, but America actually got the temperature unit correct.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

​@@LolO36675 A kid was once arguing that Faren-whatever could remplace Celcius in its role of scientific research. Probably should come back when its name doesnt look like a stolen German word.

[@LolO36675]

@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 no, Fahrenheit has no place in scientific research, but it is useful for judging temperatures that people find comfortable.

[@Unknown05147]

I was looking for a video to eat my burger to, found it!

[@VaazkLShorts]

what burger did you get?

[@Trainspotter-]

Enjoy that burger, you deserve it 🫶🏻

[@AlsoMeowskivich]

The plates could be saved by carefully laying the cabinet onto its back by pull it away from the wall, proceeding to gently tilt it backwards on the top and stabilizing it on the bottom. A minimum of two people should be involved in the process to assure minimal chipping and damage, as well as putting less strain on those involved and less chance of damaging the environmental surroundings. After it is properly secured on its back-side, remove the contents carefully, make adjustments that can only be made at this time to hopefully make it more secure if applicable, then restore the cabinet to its original position, and replace the plates back within.

[@lazylad3496]

Your motives are unclear yet I hold respect for your efforts

[@tinman1065]

i just found out i have the power of 400 nuclear bombs

[@thatsMel4ya]

I have 4000000 nuclear bombs

[@tinman1065]

@@thatsMel4ya u mispelled gay dudes in ur bed

[@ambermartin7535]

I have 4000000000000 nuclear bombs

[@Thunderboltthespidergen]

0:17 my ass gon become a damn power plant

[@Proto4]

Oh god

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

Same lol

[@NormalityTheHorrorDev]

relateable

[@yeeteater51]

*slow whirring noise intensifies*

[@mrblakeboy1420]

25:03 being set on fire is what the crayon determines to be an emergency

[@emeraldqueen1994]

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me” also applies to 47:05

[@lilypyrope4620]

Depression into Nuclear Energy huh. Sounds like a certain Mahou Shoujo anime we really love

[@lunamoon-mz6kx]

42:37 "a psychopath AI". my brain hearing that: *GLaDOS*

[@Koruto101]

"scientist found a way to change depression to nuclear energy my friend : I have become death , destroyer of worlds

[@dbdbdbdbdbdndndnd5565]

I LOVE SCIENCE!!!

[@theblaze89miller]

0:20 thats called a lobotomy FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

[@jivinmonging]

0:17 TIME TO BECOME A POWERHOUSE

[@_Xyaki471]

0:50 me after eating the plutonium candy: WOAHH OH I'M RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE

[@nedhunter4444]

18:57 Osmium is not the densest substance known to man. It is the densest non-radioactive pure metal. That said, I am not aware of any non-radioactive material that is denser than pure osmium, with the exception of certain things that do not qualify as matter in the traditional sense (such as those composed of pure neutrons).

[@lemonking17]

Kevin, your friendly neighborhood contract killer

[@dinnerlord65]

18:49 sun smiling forced me to smile ear to ear.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

3:02 I did a test in highschool to see what your brain is good at; apparently, in seniors of highschool across the entirety of the u.s., i scored in the top 1% for Spatial Reasoning. I'm sure i've fallen down a precent or two since, as I didn't exactly pursue an engineering degree, and some others that did pursue a career based around spatial reasoning have probably had tons practice since, but i'm still WAY up there for natural talent in that area.

[@petercormack2859]

12:32 1507 has breached again

[@humanstew8866]

Imagine a t-rex has robot arms the size of it's back legs. Sprinting at you like a German shepherd.

[@shrimpythirty-eight]

A yes, the classic table salt of NaC”I”(“eye”) I’m not angry, just disappointed… 😭😂

[@Peter-ii6in]

15:25 we Germans built you the f*cking rocket and we use Celsius

[@rubycutcliffe2709]

34:07 remember this, me, otherwise you shall loose your spot

[@joinfortherapy6470]

Its a good way to fogure out whether youre actually depressed

[@axo677]

If my school had a meme day i would want to go to school😂

[@rubycutcliffe2709]

fun fact, did you know that if you laid all your veins out in a straight line, you would die?

[@thatsMel4ya]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@escaped_cephalopod]

I just want everyone to know that octopuses do in fact punch fish. They also throw things at each other, shoot water at people they don’t like, and escape from their aquarium tanks to eat the other fish.

[@marvcollins7842]

Bro said NaCI I can't

[@Elaver]

10:29 Chlorine’s chemical symbol is Cl (CL in all caps)

[@TheLonelyGamer_17]

0:14 *Ok, they're paying me billions with this one 💀*

[@Kwboy305]

Vaazkl a day keeps depression away

[@CrunchyGreenWater]

The temp/Moon landing joke was brilliant!

[@michaelhowell2326]

You know, I bet that isn't the only case of operation having a 300% mortality rate. Somewhere a doctor has failed a surgery on a woman carrying twins.

[@CallMeSky-bs1kt]

15:24 Nasa uses the metric system which contains Celsius so his comment is invalid 🤣

[@siennahopkins4288]

5:19 Actually how dare y- THE HERALD POSTED THIS?! WHAT man bruh im

[@user-py3ke3sb4r]

0:17 damn, that is a lot of energy

[@Fronne10]

0:14 Sign me up, i'll power the entire country of Burkina Faso for 10 years

[@kiti_cat524]

3:37 mitosis

[@Windowz98_]

Skeletons ain't scary, a skinless human though... yeah i wanna live for 2 more minutes.

[@Proto4]

Yeah..

[@kskitten8047]

4:37 somewhat related to this, there is a new gimmick blog that finds the genetic code of posts and tries to match it to various life forms

[@emm._.]

All the AOT fans shaking in their boots 0:09

[@user-my8ix4yb3i]

You Know Its a Day When VaazKL uploads

[@Luca-st5tt]

20:02 thats just 20000 kamakazi bees at your disposal to protect you bro

[@SmartKonrad]

Banana soup

[@arthurmartin4616]

Fire has an incredibly faint shadow, but it's there.

[@SCP-REDACTED]

Them: scientists found a way to turn depression into energy Me: provides the entire world with enough energy to last 300000000000000000000 years in a nanosecond

[@adamhayes4691]

I love the seaside kingdom music at around 26:00

[@cassidi8422]

5:23 same

[@SpiritOfTheGalaxy143]

I could power the whole multi-verse!

[@ThatFunkyParrot]

39:59 bill’s is a shorten down version of William. so technically it is Bill Nye the science guy

[@Blaze-kh4pw]

But then we got Bill Sanford the science guy

[@SmallGreenGodzillaGoober]

"Scientists found out how to turn depression into nuclear energy" Me: *I am Godzilla now*

[@maxiawesomekid899]

1:49 I know what lead tastes like because of this it has a slightly bitter taste with a numb feeling

[@cassidi8422]

2:25 my friend told me this it gives me so much anxiety think about that I hope it’s not true!

[@Link-from-hyrule]

10:12 it's L not I. The Na stants for sodium and Cl it's stands for chlorine and NaCl is table salt

[@rubix1694]

The thought of being known and recognized by 20,000 bees is kind of cute haha. It’s oddly wholesome.

[@Cokewastaken]

science side of tumblr is the smartest being

[@Inset_tomato]

Science side of KZbin here, Incorrect

[@Television_Addict]

what about thomas running

[@wafflemation6887]

@@Inset_tomatocan u pls explain why they put those annoying dots on microwave screens so u can't see ur food getting warm

[@Death_Tr0oper]

@@wafflemation6887science side of yt here, microwaves are evil beings and their producers want you to suffer at all costs. That’s also why food comes out soggy

[@Raoul.]

0:10 to be fair, all layers of the human are terrifying

[@cassidi8422]

0:15 i hope this happens because I could fill a hole ocean ! I’m fine

[@sya8002]

Now you need to do math memes to complement the art memes and science memes.

[@DragonsAreAwesome45]

49:15 I wouldn't say the deer circle is so wholesome, I looked it up and apparently it's because of a brain disease

[@waxdlightlywethrdcutcopprstair]

0:54 Unsurprisingly, plutonium is often described as having a metallic taste, rather than pear flavor. How do we know this? One man, an American chemist by the name of Donald F. Mastick, really did taste it - google Edit: In a screenshot shared on social media, it was suggested that plutonium has notes of sour and sweet, resembling a candy-like taste -also google. I kinda wanna try it to see which is true

[@petromax5534]

14:01 Damn Po really must've made Tai Lung bite his tail out of habit.

[@Crimson-jf1sl]

1:16 the fear in the voice when he went "ahhh!!! AHHH!!!"

[@nedhunter4444]

23:20 Unless it's a pure form of a specific type of alcohol, in which case it is a compound.

[@LineOfThy]

1:39 We are one, we are many

[@AverageGamer__]

44:37 Imagine having to find the surface area, area, and volume of this I'm glad I'm done with that part of math

[@captainpoppleton]

putting homework up in the bathroom is a really good idea.

[@Jokoko2828]

I can confirm that as a kid I was deathly terrified of black holes, the Sun exploding and my parents dying.

[@kathrynjones2383]

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF COLD WATER AND AM JUST SPITBALLING HERE. Ice water tastes better than regular water because it is colder. I suspect that cold water tastes better because cold water doesn't activate your taste buds as much, making you taste the impurities less. I'm certain this is why homemade popsicles are less flavorful than store-bought ones, because store-bought popsicles are stuffed with flavoring and sugar to make up for the cold lowering your ability to taste.

[@keanumemes9110]

I can’t believe I watched this entire video without even noticing how long it was… I need to go to bed.

[@taterpops1015]

12:10 this just unlocked a core memory. My brain is telling me I've been there. Not sure if I have tho.

[@feverdream7697]

0:15 oh, finally I have a use

[@-error-code-787-]

0:14 OH SIGN ME UP WHERE CAN I START?!

[@roni9192]

14:00 snow leopards do this for heat regulation, for fun and because their tail is heavy.

[@TheAntarcticanLeader]

0:14 we about to power human civilization for millenia

[@areyoukittenme1677]

Bro I started watching this right after the film weird science and let me tell you the title of weird science doesn’t begin to explain what that film was

[@CorruptedSpider]

Cool fact Friday: All of NASA spacecraft used, and still use the metric system in their software. The only numbers that were expressed imperial, were in the crew-used displays.

[@mikolajkrawiecki884]

9:23 well aaactually i would consider quantum physics a real science

[@Roadkill2012]

YES I LOVE SCIENCE

[@Karagianis]

15:17 I love people who make posts like this because the Apollo on board guidance computer that made the landing possible, plus Mission control back on earth RAN ON METRIC for all calculations involved in the Apollo missions!

[@Chainsawjoe]

2:00 i think they mixed up Cockatiel with cockatrice

[@mrblakeboy1420]

14:11 funny how there’s a slight increase near november 18th 2011

[@user-mv7ox4js8n]

I love science

[@cezarpricop9471]

We've gotta get some 15 year olds to Texas If the depression stuff is real😂

[@zimtastic1171]

SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY 🥳🥳🥳🎉 I laughed entirely too hard at this.

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

22 pancakes, i checked

[@user-my3hk7zq9w]

The tumbnail-teenagers would power the whole world

[@ryanspence5831]

9:40 that is an unsaturated fatty acid

[@tristantheobscure8505]

-34:56 Ah yes, but the system of measurement used for the Apollo moon landings was the metric system

[@Whiiteobsidiann]

22:52 me sending this to my boy bestie when he's trying to fall asleep😊