FUNNIEST TEXTS

[@VaazkLShorts]

SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! DROP SOME IDEAS! DAILY MEME VIDEOS!

[@fates6315]

👍

[@irebosileolaolopade8880]

YIPEEEE ALSO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO USED THE YT EMOJOS SOMETIMES

[@xyborg3252]

Day 380 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description

[@Jugj038]

Bloopers pls

[@sausagegaming78]

Lord of the rings memes day 35

[@Therealbaconadventures]

The way she said DIED TODAY! So enthusiastically

[@coledakers6127]

0:05

[@GodSquadGamingwasTaken]

She?

[@CreativeName56]

@@GodSquadGamingwasTakenyes because the mother is a woman

[@Viewer-NaN]

​@@GodSquadGamingwasTaken Yes, someone's mother said "The very first boy I ever kissed DIED today!!"

[@GodSquadGamingwasTaken]

@@Viewer-NaN ohhhhhhh I thought that the original comment was calling the narrator a she. Thanks for clearing that up!

[@Spicylittletrees]

“Stop texting my girlfriend.” “Our girlfriend.” As a wise man said, “sharing is caring.”

[@Serious-senpai]

Damn

[@Ari_Fudu]

[@visitbolivia1218]

*Soviet anthem plays*

[@The-ULMR]

@@visitbolivia1218SOYUZ NEKROSHIMI RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIK

[@khoaitaynuong1062]

the russian dream

[@JupiterGamingEX]

"Were you born on a highway, because accidents happen" I'm dead😆💀💀

[@SasamuelTheCool]

Im pretty sure he got that from SpongeBob, the chef bob episode.

[@Indiez12]

I AM USING THAT

[@ChairGang3]

Bro was buggin at the end

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

I love the person who was “Eating chips” The dedication they have for their chips is awesome! 👌🏻👏🏻

[@GeometryHGK]

just like me :)

[@blank_2052]

Breathn't got me wheezing

[@Noobthedood]

With breathn’t you can’t be affording to

[@kairavpatel1392]

bro gave u breathn't

[@mmplusz]

0:53 “What are you going to do now?” “I don’t know. I didn’t think I’d get this far.”

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

3:16 that is an ATROCIOUSLY accurate meow bro 😤

[@music-lv3dl]

IT WAS

[@Vanta526]

I THOUGHT IT SAID ORTHODONTALLY *spawns wings as I die*

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

@@Vanta526 personally, i drop several thousand gold, silver and blue Lego studs when I die.

[@Indiez12]

meow~

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

@@Indiez12 "meow" personally, I go "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@irebosileolaolopade8880]

these are indeed texts. and they are indeed the funniest.

[@SSNNPBCC]

I love the idea the dad would much rather have the sun watching nsfw than listen to Justin Bieber

[@DeadpoolioTheAmazing69]

Yea... The sun can't be listening to Justin Bieber... It's a sun!

[@ehur-s8u]

According to Wikipedia, the safe distance from Chernobyl is 30 kilometers, since we all know DM's are more toxic than Chernobyl, two steps WOULD NOT be enough. ☝🤓

[@princeleefelix]

15:30 this is my new fav twitter user (title previously held by lil nas x)

[@TheGamerAnimator]

SHE DIED TODAY! *casually enthusiastically*

[@SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy]

ever just message random numbers with real area codes and have a real conversation with a stranger? once I quite literally messaged a psychopath and he lived in complete filth. he had a hoarding problem.

[@memysefl1054]

Then "Bruh" spam at 17:53 got me rolling

[@Outerscale]

16:45, to start you off, have a pickup line I must be tacobell, cause I'll be in and out of you in 15 minutes

[@El-Aziz_El-Jasimi]

That's wild bruh 💀

[@AmyWall-mt4og]

"I have bad news." "So do I. Michael was cheating on me." "I have good news. I hit him with my car." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NavyBlue-xz2ld]

10:58 The Harry Potter reference got me Wheezing 😂😂😭😆🤣

[@kakahass8845]

0:44 what if he has 2 daughters though? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

[@ViorbyX]

If someone writes you "Never text me again", then answer them "Back to a cave, huh?"

[@TheSlayingSlicer]

You have to do a video on funniest texts (pick up lines) 😂

[@AppleSauce9492]

This guys voice is so nice and calming

[@Z38_US]

15:48 her not typing to text while driving is a massive W

[@600quality]

0:45 of course it won't happen again

[@Just_a_Spyder]

18:00 hmmm... quite suspicious

[@sarahdoeseverything0419]

“Fella pupa” 😭🙏🏽

[@shieldgenerator7]

0:37 yeah its called hypothermia

[@emiomg_]

3:16 hey bro, imma need you to repeat that “meow” a couple more hundred times.

[@Ari_Fudu]

you have a problem

[@BrianSeaGreen]

Yes do a pickup lines video we are all still single

[@WWFrank]

13:33 that's a missed opportunity to uno reverse

[@kj117br5]

10:58 you underestimate the power of a JoJo fan

[@fabioferreira6266]

I am watching this at night and I cant make noises. I am going to die, bc i want to laugh so bad that i will pass out

[@UnashamedPaimonFan]

15:38 ‘I have good news’

[@KenBladehart]

Breath'nt That is so accurate

[@reteledman]

I was watching VaazkL when this was uploaded!

[@papyrus_52]

0:54 only in dreams

[@CWTheWeezerFan]

Stay skibidi my little sigma!‼️‼️🐺🐺 Edit: I’m editing this because it doesn’t go through if I don’t for some reason lolz Time stamp: 9:50

[@SoreiLovesMel]

video idea: random clips from your videos with you just saying silly stuff like the outro in this video, or like a bloopers one with clips where you struggle to pronounce things

[@The_Alchemist112]

“DIED TODAY!”

[@Kazen169]

this one had me rolling

[@jsl151850b]

0:03 *Kindly explain this joke as it sounds sad.*

[@billybabych9799]

Vaaz has lost it "Panera"

[@Aero_JetFlyerOfficial]

Bud taking Jessica's virginity is wild🙏💀😭

[@d1nodray]

At least he promised not to do it again... wait...

[@KomaLikesGames]

6:13 is wild 💀

[@wafflesonthursdaynightsYUM]

I was thinking something more..... adult Wanna do taxes?

[@aquamarie3117]

3:01 look at their names

[@juST_LuKe-fw1ck]

"27 views in 1 minute bro pop-" *gets threatened* "ok chill out bro"

[@Swiftkitten88]

4:42.. this one hurts

[@aquamarie3117]

16:56 I like this guy

[@jkav_17]

0:46 he’s technically not wrong

[@Zenitricious]

What if she has a sister?

[@jkav_17]

@@Zenitricious but he wont take that daughter’s virginity again

[@gamerxcool]

0:46 virginity restored

[@JoinTheVictoriousVoyage]

"I like your profile picture" *I'm Removing It* "I like your status" *I'm Removing It* "I like Your Shirt" *I'm Removing It.......*

[@chymja8462]

0:55 YES YES!

[@dude_who_likes_3d_modeling]

Cheese burger

[@escaped_cephalopod]

It’s been a week of me asking for ocean memes

[@Xurkltree]

I want that too

[@escaped_cephalopod]

@@Xurkltree I mean, your profile pic is a crab. So, understandable.

[@Xurkltree]

@@escaped_cephalopod yes yes!

[@peril746]

ive never been this early to a video it feels so wrong

[@edis0088]

14:07 no way thats real, no way he confessed

[@matthewrajagukguk5406]

God this is so good

[@SQUAKKC]

8:44 bubbles

[@Pterodactyl_2000BC]

Battlefront 2 reference 😎

[@SSNNPBCC]

Where

[@Pterodactyl_2000BC]

At the beginning. The clones with the “sector is clear” “Not clear! I repeat, not clear!”

[@M0rtal-S0ul]

6:43 he sounded so panicked about having to do taxes

[@clowny3605]

I always love how people only comment on like the first memes in the episode, how many people actually get through the whole thing?

[@Yourlocalpyhco]

500 points to griffindor

[@juststig2735]

1:48 then they say they’re single

[@snigdhadas6284]

One of my crush's name is Jake

[@Tunetoonezz]

3:24 From matt rose

[@Vulpur]

I actually had another person do the one at 1:00 to me 😂😂

[@silenceyang6980]

Lmao nyoom nyoom nyoom 🚗

[@MonarchClan-w1y]

Roses are red I have a phone Nobody texts me Forever alone

[@TrippyTrash1999]

1:52 story of my life 🥲

[@Vanta526]

1:59 forget to repeat “cha”? It’s ChaC… mmmmm

[@daRealB-Rex]

459 views in 6 minutes, bro stays winning 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SoloBat32akaZJG]

HOLY FRICK I THINK IK THE GUY WHO SENT THE TEXT AT 12:31 IRL HE JUST SENT THIS TO SOME RANDOM NUMBER AND IT APPEARED ON TIKTOK LIKE A DAY LATER 😭😭😭

[@JANSITUBERS_channel]

This man is the funniest person 17:20 bro can't even pronounce stuff 18:00

[@Ruby_Dude55]

'It won't happen again' I mean...

[@connneryoung2955]

My whole gc

[@samsteron1102]

0:44 da thumbnail

[@jjduo622]

3:42 AGH HAHAAHAHAHH

[@lavender_heart5263]

11:17 my mom to me

[@sparkmama157]

i ship 4:21

[@AxolotlFan329]

That thumbnail 💀

[@gavintheamazing]

11:30 Can some please explain this to me?

[@gavintheamazing]

Please anyone?

[@ROAR._.]

​@@gavintheamazing bit over a month later! But I think it meant that he had cheated on her while he was on his way home, while his girlfriend was asleep? I think?

[@gavintheamazing]

@@ROAR._. yeah, I don't know. Thanks!

[@ROAR._.]

@@gavintheamazing No problem!

[@TopazLemon]

jake's done for

[@Only-Memes.]

Wendy's memes.

[@null9014]

Why do you put that weird background clapping/cheering noise it's making me think I'm having auditory hallucinations AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA nice video 👍

[@polishcosmonaut6324]

11:28 bro, over there pupa means ass but in way like you refer to baby's ass

[@Roserain7]

There’s some background noise at 14:27, Good video otherwise though!

[@ACEOFSPADES391]

persona 5 memes

[@SquishyTheVampire]

I really like videos like this but God i wish youtube would let you swear

[@Link-from-hyrule]

For 0:47 well yes but acctuly, no

[@superdrake9554]

10:28 yea, why the hell it's so hard to type it on english?

[@Smsmsmsmsms1111]

Luv u

[@galixypawerpack]

The funniest text that has happened was between my brother and my mom, it went like this: You want pirogies? Yea. Crispy or boiled? Boiled. L L What?

[@user-eb4cg6lt9g]

The end is……odd

[@alextrill1746]

Bruh.

[@BBBOSCH]

why does a fucking fighter jet go off in the background of your videos for 5 seconds

[@lavender_heart5263]

13:03 so ur NOT different in any way???

[@redwolverine8397]

I love you

[@NightOwlStudios21]

Seventeen seconds gang!