1:55 - Fun Fact: That "cute little guy" is a blue ring octopus, and the reason that person ended up in the ER is because they are highly toxic, so if you live in a part of the world that they live, do not touch the cute little octopus with the blue poke dots, it will be painful and will send you to the hospital!
@Redhexagon124Ай бұрын
Good too know
@meownster805Ай бұрын
that doesnt looks like a BLUE ring octopus tbh
@Schnittertm1Ай бұрын
It might also send you straight to a coffin, if you're unlucky.
@Cuddly-CactusАй бұрын
@@meownster805 It's not a great photo, but if you pause the video you can tell that's exactly what it is. (Also, the blue rings color shift, due to the pigments and muscles in the octopus skin, that's what allows them to do that. So the rings are shifting between dark shades and lighter shades. They are amazing little creatures!)
@Cuddly-CactusАй бұрын
P.S. - They live in the Pacific and Indian Oceans, from the Sea of Japan to southern Australia and across to Vanuatu. And if you plan on visiting these areas, you can just take a photo of them hanging out in a tide pool, so you can look but don't touch! 🦑🚫🖐
@HelpfulShoutoutАй бұрын
IMPORTANT: 15:30 the hentai body pillow in the background should be edited out before youtube notices
@captainplasma1012Ай бұрын
who is that
@Green_BloxyАй бұрын
💀
@GP22855Ай бұрын
7 hours later...
@TherevengeforgetАй бұрын
I don't think it's seeable enough for youtube to have neurons triggered... or neural gates triggered.
@EpicgamerJoeDaSealАй бұрын
…I just noticed that
@Cuddly-CactusАй бұрын
12:25 - "What's a cactus?" So as a 🌵 I am qualified to answer! Definition of Cactus - noun: cactus; plural noun: cacti A 🌵 is a succulent plant with a thick, fleshy stem that typically bears spines, lacks leaves, and has brilliantly colored flowers. Cacti are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. And some species even produce fruit, such as the prickly pear cactus. (And yes they are delicious!)
@weirdochristoffel5285Ай бұрын
no way i never knew that lol
@Cuddly-CactusАй бұрын
@@weirdochristoffel5285 Interesting right?! Also, if you want to grow your 🌵indoors you can do so no matter what part of the world you live in and it's quite easy, just make sure you don't over water us and make sure we get plenty of sunlight. 🤗🌵
@weirdochristoffel5285Ай бұрын
@@Cuddly-Cactus nice so i can grow one in the amazon rainforest COOOOL
@Cuddly-Cactus27 күн бұрын
@@weirdochristoffel5285 Technically 🤓☝Actually, if you live in the middle of the Amazon and you have a greenhouse with plenty of sunlight and low humidity, then yes you could! 🤗🌵
@lazarussevy27773 күн бұрын
Are you a cannibal? You said cacti were delicious. (I agree, especially tuna fruit 🤤)
@Elijah17439Ай бұрын
I didn't understand it
@M-eye-tBintentionalАй бұрын
Then you're nobody!!! Then who am I speaking to....? If you're nobody... Then you're also a somebody... But WHO?
@maartenvanhecke-me2hrАй бұрын
Then you failed
@cookiekat2309Ай бұрын
Then you are now a worm who has yet to leave the dirt and even see the sun. Congratulations! :D
@AnAverageGamer_2Ай бұрын
Says anyone not everyone
@dk0t127Ай бұрын
So it starts off with a thing called a “meme” and-
@silverstar172626 күн бұрын
2:34 brain surgery is often actually done while the patient is awake, because there are no pain receptors in the brain and the patients feedback could be crucial to making sure the surgeon does it correctly.
@tommyinnit5843Ай бұрын
3:36 beomgyu being here is CRAZZYYY
@RiceOreoАй бұрын
fr i was like the leo dicapido meme
@md.shihabtalukdar358Ай бұрын
imma post it 😭😭😭
@Felasonic1226 күн бұрын
10:43 "You come into MY FOREST, and tell me how to SPREAD MY SPORES? *OMEGA AIDS DEATH FUNGUS!!!!!*"
@epicswordmewz7007Ай бұрын
2:18 As someone from Portland, I can confirm this is the most serious and effective thing that Portland has ever done.
@frankyanish4833Ай бұрын
5:39 that last word is pronounced, “suck-synced.” it is synonymous with ‘to the point’, brief, and straightforward.
@a_rat_named_mouse29 күн бұрын
I always said "suh-synced"
@AdrienPenhoetАй бұрын
I love how Charlie Kirk’s first app below the iPhone storage is Grindr 😂
@yanaa9550Ай бұрын
1:46 Technically wrong, since he said "they" for the non-binary peoples in general, thus it was plural. 2:27 For anyone wondering, it says, "The cigarette causes/engenders cancer." There was probably a joke there, but, if there indeed was one, I most definitely didn't get it, lol.
@DrewTheDreugh7 күн бұрын
Late to the party, I know, but the joke is just that the phrase is so readable in English already that it sounds like someone trying to fake French by adding "La" or "Le" before nouns in an otherwise English sentence.
@ythrthrtragaАй бұрын
the thumbnail is so relatable 😭
@Clepto_and_CoАй бұрын
7:46 The adventure isn't going to taco bell on a school night, it's surving limited bathroom breaks the next day
@cumunist2120Ай бұрын
If the teacher says no projectile shit on the whiteboard
@CrusadingJello29 күн бұрын
0:43 It's an artist who does this. He's also apparently placed them all over the country, and (I think) has also placed some in other countries, I do know that one was placed in a humid forest, but I don't recall the country. I'm sure people can find it if they check youtube or google. And I don't recall who the artist is either, been a long time since I watched the videos.
@raineblackstar3522Ай бұрын
1:18 So you remember that one level in the original Mario game where the sun tries to kill you? Yeah, that's today.
@Catalyst-trigger26 күн бұрын
So then if we for instance repeatedly fire missiles at the sun eventually it will become inraged and attack us?
@JaydenHolland-wo4fd24 күн бұрын
@@Catalyst-trigger Hay! He has a name and it is Jimmy.
@huneymoodАй бұрын
BEOMGYU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE😭
@tommyinnit5843Ай бұрын
EXACTLY 😭
@Meiko-HeigoАй бұрын
How the fuck did you get a blue comment on KZbin
@Kma9910726 күн бұрын
No idea who that is
@huneymood24 күн бұрын
@@Kma99107he’s a k-pop idol😭
@Kma9910724 күн бұрын
@huneymood oh well that's why I listen to people who speak English first
@JinheeJang-vv9cyАй бұрын
Lol beomgyu being literally here has cured my depression. HIS EXISTENCE IS A MEME
@kirillzakharov73362 күн бұрын
6:29 as a university student, yes, I do think about that sometimes. Like for instance, I was just chilling in my room at like 1, when I would still be in class just half a year ago. and then I went skiing with a friend. It really does hit different now
@Corvus__Ай бұрын
1:24 A horse sized chicken is essentially a chocobo of sorts!
@raphaeldagamer28 күн бұрын
20:03 David J. Franco: What if we had more variety? Everything gets chimes, brass, strings, piano, record scratches, voice samples, synth, and saxophone.
@Sercil002 сағат бұрын
1:01 - Oh, so this is that mysterious person who goes through AAA game environments and paints all climbable and interactable objects in yellow?
@EuroCrow283Ай бұрын
Did... you just censor the word breast as in chicken breast? Good god man, are we really THAT afraid of the English language at this point? Want to start censoring the word "go" too because it could imply going to the bathroom?
@VaazkLShortsАй бұрын
bro i upload my stuff on tiktok too, they take EVERYTHING down and honestly i didnt even mean to blur this, i have an editor and we have to be pretty strict since sometimes even just swearing can get a video screwed
@CourierCat-isGodАй бұрын
💀
Ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShortsBloody (KZbin).
@sirtopoftheworldeggАй бұрын
mb guys i accidently pissed in their cereal
@literallyafrog367Ай бұрын
This is some b***shit.
@Vox_EbyssАй бұрын
2:00: ASJJGDDYIKUDDGH THE FUCKING GRINDR APP ICON AT THE BOTTOM IM WHEEZING 😭😭
@TotallyHuman24 күн бұрын
2:44 is HILARIOUS when you realize that in Japan women are still fighting for the legal right to not be forced to wear heels at work. like, bruh.
@NeoLegend9094Ай бұрын
13:51 My teacher gave me a 0 on my science project because I ‘didn’t turn it in’ but I know full well that I did because the teacher literally had to present it for me because I was a 6th grader and my anxiety was wilding. It was really annoying because my mom got super mad at me too and grounded me because she thought I lost it, again, it was most definitely presented in class and I did not take it from that classroom after the presentation seeing as my teacher kept it and I didn’t even touch it after bringing it in on presentation day. Also because of that 0 I actually failed the class. So basically my teacher lost my project and I got all the blame for it. If you couldn’t tell, I’m still salty about it.
@Vernexx134Ай бұрын
JoJo memes from you would go hard af ngl
@Skuffd_LadАй бұрын
I just want to hear him say ZA WARUDO
@MCMarvel61616 күн бұрын
0:55 Miraculous mention! It's a good show. The full title is Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir for those who don't know, it's kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.
@Mustard-bc-why-notАй бұрын
The hips to close a cabinet drawer is so real 😭
@caelminogue6537Ай бұрын
Dude, real. It's so convenient.
@TheReaverOfDarknessКүн бұрын
3:25 I swear people be breaking the laws of physics with how they manage to get things done fast. I always hypothesized if I watched them, the simulation would break down and it wouldn't be able to figure out how to make that stuff happen if I get to see every step.
@Spiney09Ай бұрын
5:27 makes me genuinely despise humanity Edit: 9:06 faith restored
@ericbright174228 күн бұрын
2:29 My brother woke up during surgery on his leg. It was numb, so all he felt was tugging. He grabbed a nurse, and said "I am aware of what is happening." The nurse did something, and then it all goes black again.
@LeeGio_MS25 күн бұрын
5:36 “that aren't this succinct” That pronunciation killed me
@advance64broАй бұрын
Hello, I am Luigi
@Tristan0070Ай бұрын
Hi Luigi
@advance64broАй бұрын
@ hello
@Lizzo1st.Ай бұрын
Wsp g
@KeenEyeStudiosАй бұрын
Green stache?
@gordonemanАй бұрын
She was 13 Luigi....
@RuneKatashimaКүн бұрын
Brain surgeons usually want the patient awake anyway...
@dwaynemontgomery18514 күн бұрын
"women will give themselves gold stars for things no one asked them to do" FINALLY someone admits it!
@CophidsАй бұрын
1:15 The way he said it so happily LOL
@RadiantCataclysmАй бұрын
2:34 this girl waking up from anesthesia is surprising if somebody did their job right, but many brain surgeries happen while the patent is awake and the surgeons actively interact with the patient while doing surgery. This is to make sure that they aren’t causing damage immediately, and know to call off the surgery, instead of waiting until the patient wakes up and find out they have a serious problem caused by the surgery.
@robertbeisert331523 күн бұрын
"Biologists day sun is conscious and angry, suggest yeeting babies off of pyramids to appease it."
@coldlycalculatingHalcomputerАй бұрын
0:48 if only this was a pitch black monolith
@RosieBarber-k8fАй бұрын
We love Beomgyu and his support for is brother ❤😂
@mrnowak2835Ай бұрын
4:00 oh my god this reminded me of the pride street sweeper we have in my city. It’s adorable 😅
@Meiko-HeigoАй бұрын
Jesus Christ VaazkL you’ve posted at least 7 times while i was at school😭🙏
@MBA-q5q23 күн бұрын
10:27 Remember, No Residents
@supercoolusernamewowАй бұрын
when it said "addicted to c*ke" i thought it was cake lmao 3:54
@josiahfleming7549Ай бұрын
That last one is highly accurate. The steel drums makes that level pop
@Ralph_ralphsterАй бұрын
0:20 I thought he was using the groin🤣
@Wolfie54545Ай бұрын
2:30 You’re not, you’re not under anesthesia during brain surgery.
@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTINGАй бұрын
I found this very informative, thank you, how will they stop the pain though? The mental fear of having your most important organ in the hands of some people and if you twitch, you die
@babeysheepАй бұрын
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING Brains don't have any pain receptors, so assuming they use something to numb any incision sites and give some meds to relax & stay calm (both common things to do in surgery anyway) then there should be no issue :)
@Wolfie54545Ай бұрын
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING You don’t feel pain in the brain. You are also held still so you don’t twitch like that. They want you awake and responsive so they can tell if they hit something wrong. In fact you are usually interacting with someone. Answering questions, etc.
@pyke6855Ай бұрын
@@Wolfie54545that sound horrifying
@lilballerАй бұрын
@@pyke6855 Yeah man it would seem that way, but as someone who has had an surgery that required me to stay awake, (it was an eye surgery, but the concept is similar) they make you high af lol, like when I woke up I didnt even care that someone was cutting open my eyeball I felt so chill.
@shroomer3867Ай бұрын
2:16 Sleeping with the fishes aaah photo 💀
@treasonsgreetingssАй бұрын
1:30 aw yeah my boy Nathan got in here
@LegitHarpyHunter29 күн бұрын
Christian Bale at 2AM, "*WHERE IS IT!?*"
@brightwarrior2910Ай бұрын
9:54 I love that the word is blurred out because the creator is smart enough to know the internet is very immature and will take it the wrong way.
@PyroGothNerdАй бұрын
Who the heck wears heels that high EVERY DAY!? Heck, I thought heels that crazy high went out of fashion!
@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc29 минут бұрын
3:05 well there's actually an official baldi comic before the game released that was basically baldi wanting all human hair to be burned because he has accepted his baldness.
@cacklebabygg6156Ай бұрын
12:06 "WHERE IS HE!"
@masqueradewatАй бұрын
on the note about the little cheese in wax. I think part of it is that it's a kind of cheese that was usually waxed, it's also paraffin wax from what I recall so probably better than using the same amount of plastic I'd imagine
@StarWatcher_2024Ай бұрын
0:13 dude, I just found that out this year😭😭 (I'm a teenager)
@NewerbluesmurfАй бұрын
Dude sammmeee
@ZoggiАй бұрын
You aren't tho you're 12
@StarWatcher_2024Ай бұрын
@@Zoggi No??? Where did you get that from??
@StarWatcher_2024Ай бұрын
@@Zoggi literally who are you
@CatoTatoАй бұрын
Oh I get it now lol, sleeping together don’t automatically mean devil’s tango 💀
@moarsrininjaАй бұрын
1:03 and it was all yellow
@reganl8366Ай бұрын
The word “They” can also refer to a hypothetical group of people of which gender and all other qualities are undefined. Since no categorization are applied to the hypothetical group, it can contain any amount of people, even 1 or 0. The word “They” can apply to a singular individual only in a hypothetical sense. Once the person or people are present they can be identified by observation.
@decaydjk8922Ай бұрын
That's a lot of words to say nothing correct
@reganl8366Ай бұрын
@ Sorry for the confusion, that’s on me. Allow me to simply. If I wanted to refer to a group without giving any details, the word “They” is an appropriate substituting word, AKA a pronoun. If I know this person or people, I can better describe them. But if I don’t know who they are, then “They” is the appropriate word.
@RedSonsTemper23 сағат бұрын
THANK YOU. People always act like they've caught you with logic, but the argument they make is weak.
@kingawsume29 күн бұрын
The meme about getting life together at 26 hurts me, how could you call me out like this
@GabeArsonАй бұрын
Thumbs down: more disapproval, less insult Middle finger: less disapproval, more insult
@WhatDoICallThisAccountАй бұрын
What if I do both?
@GabeArsonАй бұрын
@ Advanced middle finger
@EeveeismypatronasАй бұрын
17:00 And then there's ME who shares stuff that *I* find funny in hopes of bringing back lost childhood memories to the audience.
@xtxownageАй бұрын
The dude holding a blue ring was speeding up evolution for sure
@Secretly_JYPAPIАй бұрын
WHY IS BEOMGYU HERE LMAOO
@md.shihabtalukdar358Ай бұрын
literary jumped 😭😭😭😭
@Secretly_JYPAPIАй бұрын
@@md.shihabtalukdar358 Yayyyyyy another MOA
@epikdamageАй бұрын
3:51 Gerald robotnick you can’t trick me
@thanaka84162 күн бұрын
01:35 well, big chicken are basically Chocobo, so i absolutely understand why so many people voted for chickens
@Catalyst-trigger26 күн бұрын
17:31 i have forged blades before that is truly beautiful and made from love wich makes it far more valuable then just the craft itself amazing 😊
@markanthony100427 күн бұрын
The Sun being conscious is horrifying
@BlackWater_49Ай бұрын
15:58 Actually research has shown that when beavers hear water babbling/gurgling they're instinctively pushed to stop it by piling up stuff...
@NumerousBatsАй бұрын
the way he pronounced succinct 💀
@futureandevolution8315Ай бұрын
13:04 Journey: Should we finish that sentence?
@OfficialSylvantianAUTTPАй бұрын
1:18 this some solar balls type shit bruh 😭
@redmask1252Ай бұрын
the thumbnail reminded of this time where I pushed a door open with my hip, and forgot my earbud case was in my pocket
I literally never missed a day of high school. I did however have to leave early a time or two because I had to go to the dentist and in one of the classes I missed that day everyone got to wear virtual reality headsets instead of doing class normally.
@LizziesLukasАй бұрын
I don't know why most of us close the drawer with our hips... it almost like the most reasonable thing to do no matter how silly it looks
@carcharoclesmegalodon690423 күн бұрын
14:55 what's even “more funnier” is that there are real-life “grown-a**” people who judge others' consensual relationships xD
@Geraldandme22 күн бұрын
7:03 Gerald heard pirate as parrot and Gerald was so confused
@foureyedelf6151Ай бұрын
To the list of Before you marry someone, I would add find out how they fold their laundry (particularly towels for some reason) and have one major disagreement that you will not compromise your position on.
@Quantum_AnimationsАй бұрын
4:26 weezer
@MadztherandomytpersonАй бұрын
0:55 NO NOT MY OLD MLB HYPERFIXATION 😭😭
@blyhismАй бұрын
READERS ADDED CONTEXT: BEETLE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@ANanoMooseАй бұрын
6:24 bro yesterday I missed school and my science class got to do an activity that sounded really fun and got to eat m&ms😭
@onionguyvideos26 күн бұрын
on the one of the days I missed school my teacher apparentley did a tapdance performance infront of the class
@DUshyanthRavinduHettiarachchiАй бұрын
1:19 Majoras Mask Moon (from the legend of Zelda): *join me my brother, in the onslaught of the world*
@GojiMations2024Ай бұрын
5:34 so yesterday….when everything is run your way!
@EeveeismypatronasАй бұрын
0:36 Genie's face resembles my exact reaction of reading that post XDDDDDD
@ъыььыъАй бұрын
1:07 you can't beat my bazuka with your m4, goyda
@Hennu_TRM2 күн бұрын
bro doesn't know the word succinct...
@karlhendrikse14 күн бұрын
0:31 ok then, you're not invited on vacation, easy
@dingusgoober27 күн бұрын
3:47 this is too real 😭
@ManFromThePitsАй бұрын
9:41 Looks almost exactly like my grandparents' old house. Except the top window is wrong, and the whole thing is backwards.
@junichiroyamashita2 күн бұрын
17:40 wait,that's actually Neil Burridge, i was tipped by the design of the sword at first sight,one of its classics. He is the expert in bronze weaponry and casting, the one all go to. An household name like hearing Smith and Wesson before a gun model.
@coltydoodledoof823725 күн бұрын
1:46 I'll never call someone "they" if I *KNOW* their gender or if they're not intersex. Yes, I know I said they, that's cause I don't know their gender.
@baconheadhair693817 күн бұрын
It’s really not that serious lol
@baconheadhair693817 күн бұрын
Just respect the people around you and stop intentionally trying to be a dick
@solar_asteriАй бұрын
5:18 thats a cell 🦠🦠
@theoldlaserАй бұрын
"Memes anyone will understand" the thumbnail having a sixteen syllable word:
@jesuslover4821Ай бұрын
The thumbnail. I’m dying💀
@parkervance3646Ай бұрын
NOT CHICKEN BREAST BEING CENSORED, HOW SENSITIVE HAVE PEOPLE GOTTEN!?