Vacations in 30a Once

"No shirt, no shoes, no income tax" John Crist is every white girl that vacations in 30a. From the people, to the beaches to the hot spots...a vacation in 30a is truly a unique experience.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com

[@Marie_Garwood]

“Where the 1% got gentrified out by the .1%” 😂

[@ApriltheGirl]

This was the best‼️

[@katrinab7657]

I screamed laughing

[@SoniCraft98]

That was incredible

[@lmcp5931]

Thats were I have vacationed for the last 12 years

[@austin1470]

☠️☠️☠️

[@jeremybullock90]

Waxed, relaxed, and definitely not vaxxed. 😂😂😂

[@brittanyd3173]

🤦🏼‍♀️

[@shelby9255]

🤣

[@alancross5838]

Ahmen

[@dreamsessionsphotography2728]

Fuck vaxed! 🇺🇸

[@FinancialShinanigan]

30A, where 2018 Range Rovers are considered vintage

[@mixeddrinks8100]

where we are at... luxury is paying the extra money to have the Carmax sticker removed from your reasonably cheap car.

[@paulsewell9849]

This made my day. We just arrived back home from 30A. 😆 I added so much diversity with my crossover suv in gray.

[@shannonbolton553]

Hubby and I just went to 30a for the first time (10 year anniversary trip) and this is SO SPOT ON! Literally I was in a shop and saw a bathing suit cover that was $320. I told my husband, "don't touch anything and let's go." 😂😂😂

[@cmoneybrickhouse]

The inflation is becoming a problem, they are putting up balloons everywhere 🙄 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SavannahR.]

I caught that “We will rebuild” reference 😂I’ve also read the Harbinger

[@rachelkornak5324]

Literally reading that right now 😂

[@jjackson6082]

“30a Sticker is like if a Salt Life sticker had a trust fund” lmao

[@JBB685]

I’m here to claim my “I was gentrified out of 30A” sticker for my igloo cooler.

[@JonahMcD]

love how he was doing his normal comedy but then he must’ve been getting weird looks from a person nearby for the joke at 2:02

[@candiigurl7893]

Clearly, I'm one of the people who's too broke to even know what 30a is.

[@ketennievaughn2317]

Yep, let me join the Google search as well.. But it give me "Get out" vibe.

[@emj6631]

@@ketennievaughn2317 💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@TimLi-1]

I thought it was California when I first saw the buildings in the video lol, I was clueless...

[@emmaleec1714]

@@BuckMcAntlerson that's what that sticker is!!! I always thought it was one of the hippie schools in my area 😂😂

[@mandihebert959]

I’ve definitely seen the number stickers all over south Louisiana.

[@RobnMansions]

Living and working here, this video is 100% accurate. I get rude stares when I drive my 2017 Range Rover through Alys beach. If you visit, eat at Shade’s and Caliza!

[@suckafree97]

I would love to roundhouse kick everyone on the bicycles that just decide that they can pull out in front of traffic and totally ignore any vehicles or pedestrians.

[@AE-km1gz]

@@suckafree97 I’m not near 30A, but here in Hilton Head it’s the saaaaaame! Bikes and pedestrians are everywhere and they’re so annoying! 🤦🏻‍♀️🥴 Most are riding rental bikes they can’t ride because of the pedal brakes. 😂

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Not exactly the same but the people from the Chicago hood seem to be vacationing in the Milwaukee hood, poorly parked cars all around. Actually, I am not even joking about seeing more Illinois plates than Wisconsin plates today, but actually I think they are moving here or I missed some big game or something. I used to work for RICH people, and I was thankful for the job, no hate from me, I truly am thankful for the rich, someone needs to pay retail so I can get the hand me downs. I don't even mind being called "the help." Yeah, because they need me, and honestly, I needed them.

[@Jaeger__master]

As someone who is here right now and have been helping my in-laws find 30A stickers and shirts, this was so perfect. They’re from Texas and I’ve been trying to explain the area…just going to show them this.

[@mixeddrinks8100]

must be a father daughter weekend... oh man that thing hit hard...

[@rylandnunn596]

As a person who lives in Walton County, I find this hilarious.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I live in Defuniak. Lived in FWB for 30 years. Had to leave there last year.

[@offcaysman4208]

Bro I live in DeFuniak Springs too small world. I agree this is hilarious

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@offcaysman4208 I like it here. People are really nice.

[@elizabethjones1973]

Same. 30a local here. This is so funny.

[@BrianWalsingham]

Live in PC but worked on 30A for years. Two words: Nailed It.

[@lindseyhussey6450]

“We will rebuild”😂😂😂

[@sonyamallett6402]

We always say everyone looks like they just came out of a J. Crew magazine.

[@Emily-rg8hm]

Forgot to mention all the families in their matchy-matchy outfits of lily pulitzer, polos, sperrys and bows who pose on the beach every night

[@carsonscreations647]

that’s so true- also my family 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls]

Ohhh! And Vineyard Vines?

[@BeeKool__113]

They are so real!! They really do wear their matchy outfits

[@floridabuckeye3171]

And the little kids have matching smocked outfits!

[@sarahmarson3706]

Bro!!!!!! We were there 2 weeks ago for the first time ever and all the comments you made were literally all the comments my husband and I were telling each other the whole time. At one point we went down to the beach at sunset in Seaside to take a walk. There were about 15 different groups of white families dressed all cute, kids with bows in their hairs - all taking sunset pics. My husband literally whispered to me "look, it's white heaven.... " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jewelsbarbie]

Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣

[@andreahannah574]

So what happens if money is no issue and show up with my black boyfriend?😳😁

[@blaineatk1201]

This comment killed me 😂😂😂 I live here but 😂😂😂

[@dreamsessionsphotography2728]

It’s one of the last truly pure spots around. It’s beautiful!

[@KeaganZeile]

Haha 🤣🤣“Everything in Alice beach is white, ok. The sand, the architecture, the cars, the … Well you get it.”

[@beckymorris722]

Alys

[@dreamsessionsphotography2728]

Yes, There’s still hope

[@sidhaantanand3792]

More Country music irl!!!!!!! Loved this video John

[@brookt70]

LOL! I think you captured the essence of the area quite accurately! I grew up on 30A in the 80s before it got to be like that.

[@lilyhowland9812]

As a 30a local, I can proudly say I have been on a mission trip to Panama City! 😂🤣

[@rolltide9547]

We know your type are scared and soft

[@kristyedman1416]

The part about fort Walton was funny because I feel the same about it sometimes 😂

[@brentsheffield4061]

This guy hit the nail on the head! Hilarious!

[@cmorganshields]

So on point! The only thing he missed is some Yeti cooler references.

[@glamgal28]

30A ? straight to Google after this video so I can understand it 🤷‍♀️ EDIT: Back from Google, John Crist taught me something today😅 30A is not the skid row of Florida

[@lauraheyman2011]

But it could be...! 🤣🤣🤣 whispers (It's overrated!)

[@glamgal28]

@@lauraheyman2011 😂

[@librarymom3034]

This is so true and hilarious but I freaking love 30a anyway!

[@selecttravelvacations7472]

An early morning laugh! Thank you for that! Hilarious and very true.

[@Emily-rg8hm]

This is so true! 😂 Also I always got freaked out driving through Alys beach. It looks like some kind of cult compound for the ultra rich

[@dreamsessionsphotography2728]

I know! It’s wonderful. Lol

[@briancwoodall]

It is

[@jamillw9333]

Love your videos!! So glad to see more content!! Big fan. ❤️

[@ashleydowney1222]

I had no idea what 30A was. My aunt and uncle have a condo in Miramar Beach. They can't stand 30A. 30A is just a status thing. I live in Kentucky and I remember seeing 30A stickers a lot when I was working at a movie theater. Most of the people who had 30A stickers on their car were some of the rudest customers ever.

[@wharpig]

Reminds me of OBX stickers on vehicles.

[@andybaldman]

Everyone from FL is rude.

[@ShyGuy-yq3jd]

Me who’s been to all the places he’s filming. And wearing a Seacrest sweatshirt as I watch this.

[@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls]

Your name seems apropos also! LoL! Do you have boat shoes on?

[@gmilla2825]

We’ve got a flex-er over here! ✋🏻

[@deyannaf4380]

AMAZING JS!!! Glad this is back,.... Crackin up☠️😂

[@alicehead3511]

I saw an article in a magazine yesterday about Rosemary Beach. I wanted to look on KZbin to find vidoes about this beach. It is beautiful. I am glad John had a video on it. When he said Seaside, I was thinking of Seaside Heights in New Jersey. I am from the North.

[@c50gaming52]

I live in cottondale, and my cousins live in fort Walton beach, so I understand all of this which makes it 50x better.

[@southernladycharm]

Went for years before it was cool to call it "30A" and before all of the building. It was wonderful.

[@ginalittleton4651]

This is still my favorite video ever made. And I live in PC. *makes urgh face* 😂

[@Blackfawnttt]

I’ve lived here and worked here my whole life and I have been waiting for this video. BAHA

[@brickjams4632]

Hey John, I live in Panama City, I remember when 30A was just a deserted county road. I have seen it grow over the last few decades. I have built houses I. Rosemary Beach, Seaside, and Alys Beach. It is funny to me that people pay thousands upon thousands of dollars a week to enjoy this area and I get paid to enjoy it LOL.

[@MaryOKC]

Me too!

[@dagman85]

@@SoCalCycleLawyer - that's not pride - it's just the appreciation of irony.

[@stephaniefoster1172]

We looooove our home in Seagrove . Been vacating there since 1996. Feel sorry at home!!

[@jennjack4131]

John, I'm waiting under cover pastor episode 3!! ❤️ This is hilarious too!! 😂

[@stayyoung3874]

First time learning about 30A. Thx for the summary.

[@mbtiernan]

Oh you boujee vacation out there!

[@donitaguyer1338]

"Beach Please!" 😂😂😂

[@batman5655]

"I think I'm gonna post that beach photo and use the caption 'Wanderlust'.What do you think? Yeah I mean I'm definitely three hours from my hometown and still using my dad's credit card but hmmm you get it."

[@vanessaa4236]

Oh my gosh!!! My name is Vanessa and I used to live in Santa Rosa Beach and my now husband used to wash the windows in the background 2min 44 sec. Bhahahhahahaaaaaaa love this! You should totally do a video about donut hole I used to work there and they have supper yummy donuts. 😋

[@AE-km1gz]

The donut hole is the best! My husband and I honeymooned in destin and the one there was our favorite breakfast spot! 😋

[@bradrichards6107]

Yes, you summed it up, John. 30a is whiter than a Nebraska snow storm.

[@gmilla2825]

Niiiiice

[@dreamsessionsphotography2728]

Paradise

[@electrikalien]

I live about an hour away from 30A. You nailed it!

[@naithanbohan4730]

I used to live on 30A. Beautiful place.

[@cherylcampbell7495]

Oh my your hat. Lots of protection from the sun. Best things happening in Florida🙏🇺🇸

[@pamelamays4186]

The 1% got gentrified out by the .1%.😄 I liked the Range Rover joke BTW.

[@jtb1970jb]

My new favorite comedian!

[@Canlyn62]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[@2Timothy42]

At this point, we are just doing videos to write off vacations on income tax aren't we ;)

[@shelby9255]

I'm so doing this! 🤣

[@spencerwilliams5923]

Lol I work down there/live. This is so accurate.

[@rebekahc304]

Pretty sure that coast line is a glimpse of heaven!! ❤️

[@cayrab1]

😂👏😂👏 loved it!!! U are hilarious 🤣

[@antoinettemosley312]

I know this is going to sound corny but I really do appreciate your Channel! With all the mess that's going on in the real world we could come here on your channel and get a good laugh with all different people all different walks of life and move forward through all this mess! I will always support your Channel

[@Mona-dn7vj]

Yup, you nailed it

[@kristiebernas6986]

Went to Destin for the first time in March 2020 with my family. Come to find out it was because my mom saw posts from influencers on Instagram going there 😂 this is sooo spot on! But also I can’t wait to go back 🤩

[@7ajhubbell]

Thank you.

[@janemims3259]

So true but I love it there! 💕

[@scenebender]

Lol, Pensacola here! Thanks for the shout out!

[@jordanmoss2619]

I live and Birmingham and go there on spring break. U got no idea how accurate everything u said is

[@ashtonreagan4]

This hits too close!!! Lol! Love it

[@kimi485]

I thought 30 A was a rehab program before I watched...

[@glamgal28]

i was thinking it was like the skid row of Florida 😅

[@jewelsbarbie]

LOL 😂

[@abbottmd]

come over to okaloosa island and slum it for the sequel.... looking forward to that too!

[@lethi82]

I literally had to look up what your talking about, lmbo!!!!🤣😂

[@icecubeeli1468]

Why I love this channel so much, is that iv never seen a man portray a Karen better, he just has the perfect attitude of a Karen and it makes the content SO FUNNY

[@saratavoularis9674]

Surprisingly accurate lol 😂

[@christinashideler319]

OMG hilarious. I'm from Tallahassee, so thanks for the shout out haha

[@BradyShotsProductions]

Hi John. I am a big fan.

[@UCeagle79]

I didn't know what 30a was before i saw this video. Now I know all I need to. Very informative

[@NinjaChop1]

OMG I love ya bro. Shoulda stopped by Pensacola

[@deplorablelibertarian]

I think this dude is even funny when he’s not trying to be funny....natural comedian.

[@robinnutt]

😂😂😂 This is too damn funny!!!

[@huh3929]

My family vacations in Destin and my dad sent me this video

[@brownmalik048]

These are all so accurate 🤣I love traveling to 30A though it’s a beautiful place

[@annaelizabeth765]

This is so accurate😂

[@lisvetspencer2332]

Omg now I can’t rent a van to drive down there. Gosh! Lol 😂

[@Tryingtobe_matt]

As someone from fort Walton this has me howling 😂 good stuff bro lol

[@RandomNest]

Beach please!🤣🏖🤣🏖🤣🏖

[@dasowle89]

Lol.. 30A Santa Rosa has my ❤ Dune Allen Beach ⛱

[@dayrich]

I took 30a for granted when we went 7 years ago. I didn’t know truly the type of sand I was walking on. 5 kids later we can’t afford 30a . 🤣🤣

[@elainekarrh2240]

RED BAR!!! YESSSSSS!!!

[@lindstheteacher1611]

He is back!

[@footballlover9207]

The look on his face at 1:01 when the cart was noisy got me laughing lol Edit. "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere "

[@AuntK68]

A friend has a condo in Sandestin and lets me stay a few times a year. Didn't realize I'd been slummin' it! 😂

[@dasboons56]

Last time I was this early I was watching episode 2 of Church Hunters

[@wererabbit63]

I have never heard of this place before but then again, I hardly travel below the Mason/Dixon Line.

[@RobertHallKoC3]

we stay at Grayton Beach State Park, then go buy a coffee in Seaside and watch the soccer moms try to be SI models.

[@y_e_i8213]

I love fort Walton. So family friendly.

[@smrkrr]

My husband & I are about to vacation at Rosemary beach for the first time... departing from our usual Destin area. Now I'm a little afraid of the looks we might get in our GMC. If we're not accepted we will just head on down a little farther to Panama City. lol Maybe we'll take the 2014 Town & Country mini van just to ruffle some feather. :))

[@shantagoodwin6905]

Hope you packed a lot of patience

[@samuelwalton3638]

Man I love 30a

[@joshuageiger9452]

I recognized the neighborhood behind the do not enter sign. I stayed in that airbnb once.

[@chloeannabella1582]

this is so flipping accurate tho

[@ellaseedorf1734]

this is funny🤣😂

[@MaryOKC]

LOL! 😆 spot on.

[@vanessawearslilly3964]

The Red Bar tho😋