Vacations - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 30

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[@jimbobpetemoss]

Please take Nick to the beach when you're there

[@teresasavi8821]

Thalia Hall! YAY! Bravo 👏

[@vincentdufour8423]

To be fair, vacation were probably very different during the Victorian Era when Nick clearly grew up, died and became the sassiest ghost.

[@Nicolas20205]

HAHAHA HAHA 😅😅😅😅😅

[@valkyr8]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@augusts1]

💀

[@MellyP22]

Not the gold rush?! LOL

[@soniarivera6072]

😂😂💀

[@Jenniferlynn6504]

It's like listening to 2 people who have been married for 70 years talking to each other lmao

[@cehaver]

Friendship goals for me and my fellow middle aged straight male bestie (I’m currently reclaiming the term “spinster”).

[@Nopadope]

Nick’s inability to grasp basic geography is absolutely hilarious.

[@MarianahsTrenchGal1]

He can't grasp basic geography OR history

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

GeOlogy*

[@HazelwithaZ]

And his anger at reality is icing on the cake 😅

[@CatsOrangeAndGrey]

Honestly, I can relate. Time is not a thing. I get it, Nick.

[@tobex6626]

I think you mean Geology.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “It was a f**ked up safari.”

[@shellysara3934]

That is true 😂 so messed up 😂

[@teamshaboobalu2887]

#AmishSafari

[@willvr4]

@@shellysara3934 Honestly as he was describing it, the first thought that came to my mind was that it was a safari/zoo of humans haha

[@dixie0625]

The Steel Magnolias "Drink yer juice, Shelby" absolutely sent me

[@requiemforameme1]

12:58 “I never liked you,” upgraded to “I’ve always hated you.” 😂

[@josef2012]

"Why would there be a beach by a lake??".... I'mma just let that one sit for a minute.

[@ojeda5577]

Yeah a lake shore is a ... beach ? Wha??? Nick: "A lake of rocks??? What?? Was it along the river??? Did it have Dunes???? Was Timothy and zendaya there???!"

[@dawnhainsworth4265]

I’m still crying over this!!😂

[@starlacollins5689]

The Indiana dunes are 5 min from my house 😂 I'm gonna perch Nick on a sand dune.

[@rsmith1820]

OK I'm a Smith I'm a pisces I'm having a Nick moment and not ashamed to admit that I'm going to Google Beaches on Lakes😮

[@rachelolson1337]

I'm in northern MN...at the beach...on a lake...oh Nick 🤦‍♀️

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Nick shouting at kids so he can look fabulous in a picture kinda tracks 😂

[@raechellethomas6542]

😂😂

[@morddas]

Absolutely tracks. “I got my picture”

[@InvincibleSummer7]

Nick's obliviousness to geography and history is the GREATEST thing about this series, his Victorian Duchess aesthetic being a close second!

[@EllenOakley1234]

Emaciated Ariel 😂 Love Nick’s rock picture story! “Jack skellingtend over there”😂😂

[@PeggyPegg]

😂😂😂😂 it’s not that Nick is wrong… it’s that he believes so strongly that everyone else is wrong 😂😂😂😂

[@alfredbonnabel7022]

😂😂😂😂

[@celestezoe4041]

"Of rocks? 🎶 like a rock 🎶 Of rocks???" is taking me outtttt

[@jlshel42]

With pauses more pregnant than Octomom

[@abnormalizeit]

I died 😂😂❤

[@timchamberlain5858]

It's always amusing how vastly people underestimate the Great Lakes in the US. They are basically fresh water seas in the middle of the country.

[@williamw2477]

Great Lakes in the US?? I think you meant "North America" (the great lakes also boarder Canada/are shared with Canada)

[@timchamberlain5858]

@williamw2477 I cannot speak for people in Canada and whether they properly estimate the size of the Great Lakes.

[@immakitty88]

@timchamberlain5858 Canadians on average probably understand the monstrous magnitude of the absolute marvel that is the great lakes

[@timchamberlain5858]

@@immakitty88 This was my assumption as well and I didn't wish to offend any of our neighbors to the North lake estimation ability so I specified the US, albeit awkwardly, grammatically speaking.

[@nickminaj99]

​@@williamw2477okay nerd lol

[@KNCuevas]

I'd like to see Nick in a "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" type of show

[@NightRider9900]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malloryhauck]

Might need to downgrade to a 2nd grader 😂

[@JoshableJr]

Nick telling a story, complete with visual aid, about going to the lake in Maine and immediately after questioning the existence of lakeside beaches is a perfect ending tangent

[@elizabethb1943]

"Why would there be a beach by a lake". Classic. ❤

[@timtrew5655]

“Was it by the river?” 😂

[@SincerelyFromStephen]

Fellow Pennsylvanian here: people do in fact go vacation in Amish country and watch them. My mom had a whole collection of Amish made toys and trinkets. Some towns even have “on” and “off” seasons when most tourists would come by. They make some kick ass baked goods, though

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

the artisanal hand churned butter helps!

[@obliviouscandybar]

I used to live near an Amish town and they had a main street where they sold their handmade goods. The homemade ice cream was the best. Those running the stores would talk to us, but otherwise they're out there living their lives.

[@hillarus21]

There are a couple Amish restaurants/hotel tourist attractions here in north central Indiana. There are a lot of Mennonites and Amish in northern Indiana and southern Michigan as well.

[@feelthejoy]

Good ol Intercourse PA

[@lmboh8585]

Come for the comedy, stay for the arguments! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“Drink your juice, Shelby!” 💀

[@Nicolas20205]

Jajajajaja! 😂😂😂

[@kellyradtke4885]

Omg I died completely 💀💀💀

[@preciousp2287]

Love that movie!

[@FAB13]

Not Matteo arguing with Nick about the Amish 😂

[@feelthejoy]

Nick being from PA and forgetting where Amish country is

[@AprilTheRockStar]

15:23 I was typing out "Lizzo's going to have a field day with this beach conversation," and then Nick beat me to it.

[@user-bi3wk5rx6w]

Nick with all the bangers today! "A fcked up safari", "liiike a rock", "drink your juice Shelby!" 😂😂😂

[@oliviaC-K]

It's amazing how many people don't know that the Great Lakes have beaches.

[@chelseahoeft8027]

Or just how big they really are are

[@immakitty88]

They're so freaking big!

[@teresasavi8821]

I had no idea how many people swam in Lake Michigan, right in the heart of downtown Chicago. People strip down to their suits and jump in the water…. some people are out there for hours doing laps. It was surprisingly wonderful

[@TheJayWashExperience]

Lake Erie represent! ✊🏿

[@alnibodycare]

Becuase we’re from places with real ocean beaches lol

[@pkd87]

I've found that often, unless someone is currently living in a Great Lakes state or grew up close to a Great Lake, they have no concept of how big the Great Lakes actually are. They are more like inland seas. Not only are there beaches, but some of the beaches along the Great Lakes are just as good as the ones in Florida or California. They have currents and can sometimes have big waves. Wait until Nick finds out people surf on the Great Lakes too...

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

this really sounds like a problem pertaining to the limits of language (of the people who named those bodies of water) more than matteo likes to project it onto nick, who is dressed fabulously! matteo's legs are great tho🔥

[@randig7503]

As a lifelong Michigander it shocks me that people don’t know we have beaches

[@cehaver]

Southern California here … today I learned you can SURF?? I have been to Lake Erie (the only one I’ve been and it was a lengthy layover so I got to dip in the nearest part of it). WHAT?? Waves? lol if only I could pull of nick’s blouse with my terrible geography.

[@zoev2044]

Nick, lake sand was deposited there in the Great Sand Surplus of WWII, back in the 1800s 😆

[@randig7503]

OMG don’t confuse him anymore than he already is🤔

[@smartasspatriot445]

That's great! 😂🤣🤣

[@lstockton8468]

The planes dropped sand by the metric ton onto the lake shores, am I remembering this correctly???

[@ssgtmole8610]

They had a couple of aircraft carriers on that lake for training Navy pilots. Several of the crashed planes are still submerged in the lake. If I remember correctly, one of the aircraft carriers was powered by paddle wheel.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

15:11 Desertification usually takes place when fertile land through drought or changing weather patterns (among other factors) becomes an expanse of sand.

[@Teri0is0Resa]

The thing that gets me about “why would there be a beach by a lake?” is the fact that Nick just told a story seconds before about going to a beach on a lake 😂

[@paayal649]

I will never get sick of Matteo and Nick’s banter!! ✨

[@mayahdoss7050]

Today I learned: Motel does not stand for Mini Hotel. “Motel” is a shortening of “motor hotel.” It's a hotel built to allow you to park right at your room door, at least if you're on the ground floor, rather than having to go in by the front desk and down corridors. If you go inside first and then find your room, it's a hotel.

[@victoriastreetman]

Oh no. The internet is gonna come for nick for this one 😅😂😂💕

[@RatSawGod]

"I Jack Skellington'd on over there." Dead.

[@mysticseraph2213]

"Emaciated Ariel". And "Drink your juice, Shelby". Oh, Nick, you're just so adorable 😂❤

[@caseums123]

I love it, Matteo is so Patient with Nick, I think it's a great interaction.

[@greggatesjr1301]

Can confirm, a family trip to Amish country always felt like we were kinda there to look at them and their lifestyle, have some food, and go home. Best case scenario was slightly awkward interactions with locals.

[@jlshel42]

We had “pioneer village” near Fort Worth TX

[@originalswimcap]

"What _is_ sand?" -Nick Smith

[@bill2577]

I can’t even 😂. Nick would be shocked by the beaches with sand that we have in Cleveland.

[@Somanyquestionz]

If he is from Northern PA shouldn't he be familiar with Lake Erie?

[@augusts1]

​@sheilamassey648 you're assuming WAY too much when it's Nick involved 😜

[@lmboh8585]

@@Somanyquestionz I think his lake would be Ontario, Erie only touches a small part of NY state.

[@Somanyquestionz]

@@lmboh8585 I thought he said he was from Northern PA?

[@Somanyquestionz]

@@augusts1 touche pussycat!! lol

[@mistym0rning]

Nick not understanding how there could be beaches along the Great Lakes shoreline... I'm howling!

[@jen7630]

As a Minnesotan, the land of 10,000 lakes, I am DYING at Nick’s inability to believe in the existence of beaches in the Midwest. But then I also had to explain to someone from North Carolina last year that Minnesota has the most boats per capita in the US so nothing shocks me anymore.

[@pedrofreitas3080]

"How is there sand in the desert if there is no water" oh nick your magnificent man

[@LolTollhurst]

Between this and yelling at children to get out of his picture, Nick is sometimes the most basic white woman imaginable. I'm in awe

[@guyvanarsdall7686]

I was waiting for this to go sideways. It took a while, but it was Soooo worth it😂

[@MomlovesMetal]

I'm 54...never been on a plane. Went on road trips as a kid from Ontario, Canada to Kentucky every year to visit friends. Was a blast. I used to get so high from the exhaust fumes coming into the back of the van. Good times.😂

[@augusts1]

Here I thought I was a late bloomer finally flying at @ age 23 on a Xmas break during college.

[@lstockton8468]

I NEED NICK AND MATTEO TO DO A ROAD TRIP!!! At least two weeks and I need them each to pick one thing for them both to do daily and they both HAVE to participate! My GOD I would watch the hell outta that! bwahahahahahhahahahhahahaha!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

Neither would survive. 😂

[@CannaMomLife]

Mateo and Nick should go on a trip to Amish country and watch the Amish. Lol

[@mistyramos4587]

This needs to happen!

[@juliaryan635]

Yes!!!!😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

One thing I like about vacationing as an adult is that I love a solo trip because only I have the energy to run around.

[@Bigdog5400]

I really wanted to hear Matteo's story but I think it's better to hearing Nick not know that lakes can have beaches

[@smartasspatriot445]

Same!! I was just going to say that but got caught up on all the comments 😂🤣

[@Kamsees]

Stupid. I wanted the story!!

[@Trampas39]

​@smartasspatriot445 matteo had never heard if menonnites! And didn't know the difference between Amish and Menonnites

[@100newkid]

This is probably one of the funniest episodes I've seen. Lol

[@LunarWind99]

'Emaciated Ariel' 😂😂💀

[@obliviouscandybar]

Great job on editing, Chris, getting the flash back and forth between them when Nick is confused by the beach.

[@dpvisser]

Nick, you were absolutely golden in this episode! I almost fell off my chair laughing when i heard about how you and your family would go "see" the Amish....I feel for you as we used to do the same whenever we went to PA. Ahhhh, the memories!!

[@SCOTTIETHOMPSON10314]

LOL my two favorite frenemies: the blouse and the souse! Love you guys lots!!! All meant with LOVE!!!

[@Taomoshi]

Nick's "LIZZO" at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RaymondNYC1]

Nick's comments on the Indiana Dunes is priceless. "Were Timmy & Zendaya there?" 🤣

[@wallyzielinski5097]

"And you all call me autistic" Nick, you are literally proving their point.

[@LunarWind99]

Nick not having any idea of how beaches and sand exists is just amazing 😂

[@Sozomi17]

You two going hard on fighting about hard facts (historical, geological) is the funniest thing! I'm dead.

[@AuggyM]

15:32 Nick’s face as Chris explains how desserts work sends me 😂😂😂

[@colinneagle4495]

Between this whole beaches existing on a lake conversation and the infamous "when did WW2 happen" incident, there clearly needs to be a podcast where Matteo teaches Nick about basic history and geography and whatever else Nick didn't learn in his rural Pennsylvania childhood.

[@generalcodsworth4417]

I second this! They could also bring in Matteo's neices, nephews, and younger cousins for Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader-esque challenges

[@smartasspatriot445]

​@generalcodsworth44 The comedy in these comments rivals the podcasts, respectfully.

[@colinneagle4495]

@@generalcodsworth4417 WOW! This is an even better idea! I guess "the wisdom of crowds" only works on the internet for non-fascist reasons if we're brainstorming gameshows for comedy podcasters

[@yogacat]

You too never fail to make me laugh. Thank you for making my night. 😂 it was a f’d up safari!! lol…. And “I’ve always hated you”. 🤣

[@static_irony]

"And you all call me autistic" I have worked with autistic kids and so many of them act the exact same way as Nick when you're trying to tell a story. Pulling you up on the most obscure little details, without regard for time, going on a whole side track adventure and not wanting to drop it. I think the fans here have a point, Nick.

[@abigailfoster3342]

As a Michigander, I was aghast to hear that Nick doesn’t know about the absolute marvel of nature that is the Great Lakes. They’re literally inland seas and hold 25% of all the fresh water found on Earth!

[@withdrawnfromearth]

Thanks!

[@d.s.4627]

This is just the best! It is one of the funniest things I have seen/heard in a long time - especially a the end.

[@sarahgentile9464]

Same

[@nikiahota]

This whole thing is so that Nick can be educated and completely roasted. Who's sending it to Lizzo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@briancorbeille7382]

As a person from NW Indiana, I can absolutely verify that the Dunes exist and Lake Michigan has waves 😭

[@luckymonkeykgw]

Nick Smith assessing another person's vacation with, "That sounds like a nightmare." is such a vibe! 😅🤣😭

[@hildaries1]

PLEEEEASE bring Nick to Chicago, specifically to the beaches!!!

[@josephcorona1928]

Oh I live for these and Nick's shenanigans 😂

[@lucagreen280]

my grandparents and I vacationed to intercourse, Pennsylvania every year to watch the amish. I feel so seen Nicholas

[@SindhuKoler]

I mean… I just can’t pick ONE thing. There were sooo many things about this one that was great. And it’s mostly just nick being nick and Matteo being mortified by it. 😂😂

[@london8484]

The best Duo on the Internet ❤ pls never start liking each other

[@regina_filange2.0]

Aww, Nick. There are sandy parts of Lake Michigan where you'd swear you were at an ocean. It's bigger than some states. Water & waves as far as the eyes can see❤

[@kagato0987]

Nick is very good at conveying that life is pure nonstop agony, and we are able to feel that by being witness to Nick's presence.

[@leotorruellas6112]

I live for these two. Best duo ever. You guys right up there with Bob and Monet. Yall need to take this podcast on the road

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Oh I remember the Philly vlog. It was quite something 😂

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

guess they filmed this shortly after that but before nick's pride baking vid coz he said they broke up, or rather he broke up with his cameraman

[@amandaw3692]

I can't stop laughing! The last 3 minutesssss 😂🤣😂

[@jenm4937]

I can’t explain how much I need to hear the end of what Matteo was about to say.

[@Buckboy2024]

Hi, guys! I was one of those family car trip vacation boys too. Truly great times never possibly to be replaced. Cheers to you and vacations! Timothy

[@amysexton7505]

nick, you are an icon. love the story derailment at the end and your blouse is so pretty- great episode

[@zzizahacallar]

Thank you guys for bringing back old school memories. I vacationed similar when I was coming up. My kids don't realize how good we have it.

[@deanrogers4999]

I spend time in Maine, and Nick "Jack Skellington-ing" over a rock, displacing kids for a pic, is 100% going into town lore, like spotting Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster. "Remember the time the tall, emaciated Victorian ghost scrambled to the top of the rock in the lake?"

[@sammie578]

Growing up in a suburb outside of Philly, my family did the same vaca as Nick several times. I’m having serious flashbacks😂

[@abnormalizeit]

Nick's tangents in this episode show what it's like in my head at all times. I love it 😂

[@spctvl03]

Nick, I recommend all of PBS... like all of it 🤣

[@Saiege]

Your outro pictures to your channels is giving me Cosmo and Wanda vibes 😂

[@GlystTheBold]

I love yelling at the screen when Nick has one of his question times 😂😂😂😂 'How is there sand is dessert?" ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asd2637]

The way the end of this episode completely unraveled... 😂😂😂

[@brittanyr0607]

Nick saying they’d vacation and go watch the Amish has me dead

[@lstockton8468]

When you use seasons as a verb, you're vacations are WAY DIFFERENT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to do that in my life--" I summer in the islands...it's FABULOUS!"

[@wehojm7320]

Your childhood vacations are pretty much a universal experience. Nick is so funny about beaches by the lake. And, on the rock, he looks like the Little Mermaid statue in Copenhagen. Nicky sweetie, you don’t necessarily need water or a beach to have sand. Hon, you need to get out a little more.😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scrambles_Deathdealer]

"Drink your juice, Shelby" killed me. I'm dead now. 😂

[@groovymarlin]

I have never seen a more compelling love/hate relationship than these two.

[@Infinitelovespace]

Nick, I love you, but I really wanted to hear Matteos' story, and now we will never know because you couldn't handle a lake having a beach. Jeeezzz, part two please! ❤

[@smartasspatriot445]

Thank you!!

[@buttahp]

To be fair, New Yorkers see Philly as a day trip, but we are used to running around. I'm a nerd so I enjoyed it 🤓.

[@amym1126]

I drove cross country with my parents during the 60s as an only child. My dad did business trips and these were also our 'vacations' with our cat. We lived in NYC so I generally found it quite amusing except when the car broke down in weird little towns for days or when my cat would run across the hall into someone else's room in the hotel. I would amuse myself with the 25 cent vibrating bed or the ice machine down the hall and I am grateful that I was never murdered by any of the hotel babysitters. Before my mom died she would tell me that she still couldn't believe that we dragged our cat along on those trips! It is quite unbelievable! 😅

[@brandonchilders81]

I just gotta say, 15 minutes of you two isn't enough. You guys are incredible together. Have you ever considered an hour, or at least a half maybe?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I feel like I am fond of Nick because I can teach him History & Geography and I love Matteo because I could listen spout fun facts and fun stories.

[@ClaireHudgens]

I gasped grom excitement when I heard Nick say "Drink your juice Shelby", because the last thing I would expect to hear someone say when talking about vacations in the quote from Steele Magnolias. Iconic. 😂

[@gerrymunroe7741]

This episode is absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@ashleyromero5302]

I'm late and binging this pod now, but Nick's blouse game is always in point. What style and grace!

[@drascol]

The amount of times I’ve just screeched out “Rrrrawcks! Of Rrawcks!” My dogs think I’ve lost my mind. I listen to this nearly every day just to laugh.