Vaguely Threatening Scottish Man Admonishes You For Knife Crime

[@sapphirebluegirl]

"cheeky wee DIY number" "then the wee pollys rocked up" LOVE IT

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

It says a lot about his performance when, after he walked away and then popped up right in front of the camera to point out his knife pun, I genuinely tensed up a bit because I felt like he was going to reach through the screen and tell me how if I so much as touch a butter knife I'm involved. The way some of these are set up makes me wonder if they were also used as interactive PIFs at some point. The ones where he asks a question, walks off and then comes back after a few seconds gives the vibe that there'd be a "yes/no" option on the screen for you to click before he comes back and gives you the correct answer.

[@canadiankazz]

I love the accent, but I'm half expecting him to come at the camera with a knife. It is amazing what they can do with just a bloke, some light and a sound effect or two.

[@scottylewis8124]

Michael Myers got away with knife crimes all the time.

[@OnyxWylde]

This is the point where I melt my penknife and run screaming from any kitchen I see

[@cameronspalding9792]

I love the way he pronounced murder

[@soresthawk7171]

I love these ads.

[@mordredt02]

Here in the states, this is what you'd hear: "If knives are outlawed, only outlaws will have knives." "The only way to stop a bad guy with a knife is a good guy with a knife." "The government can have my knife when they pry it from my cold dead hand." "Come and get my knife if you want it. I'll give it to you sharp end first." *points to instance of police brutality* "This is why we need our own guns, I mean knives." I don't agree with it, but that's the mentality we're fighting against.

[@155chipmunkz]

Scotland doesn’t fuck around.

[@dinorockchick0652]

We don't.

[@mozzarellakrunccy5655]

I wish America had knife issues instead of school shootings... Might want to re-think those holidays in Florida. If the guns don't get you, then the gators will.