Get Gaslit, Loser

[@Valefisk]

Use my link tanks.ly/3PFymZH and new players will receive 250,000 credits, 7 days of world of tanks premium, the tier V excelsior, and you get to rent the Tiger 131, Cromwell B, and T-34-85M for 10 battles each.

[@regular4434]

Valefisk. Wake Up. Valefisk. Wake Up. You have 2 year. Valefisk. Wake Up.

[@Technomical]

Gaslighting is not a real thing. Get a hold of yourself.

[@oofdotcom420]

Valefisk. Wake Up. Valefisk. Wake Up. You have 2 year. Valefisk. Wake Up.

[@PineJayForge]

​@@Technomicalyeah it's called gaslamping. It's always been gaslamping, I don't know what you're talking about.

[@heretic6314]

Is it a big for Me? Or has this video gotten so many fewer views than usual?

[@miller8097]

For crypt 3 you should add a client side monster that doesnt actually kill anyone but plays a random players proxy chat and follows the person :)

[@deamongimli]

So a fake AI-controlled player that only the victim can see? Marvelous.

[@Ghostly3011]

Schizophrenia multiplayer update just dropped

[@BlackEagle478]

It should be invisible too.

[@drizztrysylvae3045]

this is ingenious

[@MegaZsolti]

he's taking notes

[@Rainb0]

The fact that Candy guessed what was going on before even downloading it is insane honestly

[@magicball3201]

Just sounds like he knows his friends :D

[@matthewbrooks5470]

It was balanced expertly by Lynx spending so long thinking he was stuck in a game with a bunch of bots

[@I_am_Possum]

I'm not too surprised since he's who sent me the "Troll Handbook" at one point Clever dude and fairly conscious, though very chaotic

[@heartysquid]

Isn't he also the one that called the intruder map being crypt?

[@Virtrial]

I was "can't spell valefisk without L" both times, and I started the monkey hollering. We love being an agent of chaos

[@petertodorov5592]

Refers to himself as "we". How chaotic can you get

[@IAOIceland1984]

@@petertodorov5592 They are a collective, singularity is non-existent we are just a housing for a biome of different cells and bacterial cultures. Consciousness is but a mere illusion...

[@timothymclean]

I don't know what you're talking about, Vafisk doesn't have any L's.

[@creeperboom9813]

You can't spell Virtrial without L

[@jocabulous]

You can't spell ​@@creeperboom9813 without L

[@pegasus_2137]

It's funny that Lynx thought he was surrounded by AI, because honestly, having even one AI bot that would follow players around and pretend to be one by Gangnam Styling on them would be hilarious.

[@generalfun_videos387]

if he for some reason updated the game, he should add this

[@alexandercox9004]

​@@generalfun_videos387but only if there's already preexisting code to do that, just to keep it as unoriginal as possible.

[@thespiffingbrit]

Unity asset flipping to success! Slay queen 👑

[@bwhitta]

You would be a fan of monarchies, wouldn't you spiff?

[@dylanwagher7213]

Somehow I'm still dumbfounded by the notion that the youtubers I watch also watch eachother

[@supercool5454]

Slay

[@Fallout3131]

@@dylanwagher7213 same

[@Oshroth]

​​​@@dylanwagher7213 They are friends/ have made videos together in the past. Vale even used to use the same video naming theme that Spiff uses, (X is perfectly balanced) I'm not sure who used it first but it's probably just a reference to Thanos

[@Valefisk]

I decided to go back and count the lines and see how much code I really wrote. If you don't count any custom networking, I wrote just under 150 lines of code. Half of this comes from the main menu manager and is literally just turning off/on UI elements so it's not very complex - the rest came from tiny 5-10 line scripts that do very specific things (item pickup, etc). If you add in the custom networking features that I had to add (things that would be optional were you actually making an asset flip), you're still only running up to around 250 lines. Most of this comes from a class that's managing how many items are collected and changing scenes, which runs about 70 lines. And then if you want to add in the stuff I got from those tutorials we get around 400 lines of code...which, for a whole multiplayer networked game (no matter how shit) - is frankly ridiculous.

[@anthonykafka42]

Gregor desires more bugs 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳

[@intesllar]

When are you going to publish the CNA video? If it is taking a toll on you then you probably should ditch it.

[@tylerroman4179]

Did you heart your own comment? You narcissist lol

[@BabyBeater]

holy

[@FaizPhobia]

UPLOAD TORTURE BOARD GAME TO WORKSHOP ALREADYY

[@Technomical]

Vale is the only person to torture people like they committed multiple war crimes.

[@Diabhork]

now I can only imagine himmler and bin laden playing crypt

[@DEATHBYFIRE09]

Vale, next horror game, be sure to add a blink function, like in the SCP games, but not have it do anything. Just for maximum gaslighting.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Maybe give the player constant demage if they don't blink for too long

[@PineappleLiar]

Add a second meter below the blink meter with an ambiguous icon next to it that slowly goes down over the course of an hour. It does nothing, and there’s no way to replenish it, but a beeping noise a la Ocarina of Time will start playing at low percentages.

[@mud4309]

@@PineappleLiar and then give it a COMPLETELY random chance, like 1-8%, of being refilled by doing ANY action. Just to confuse players even further as to how this mechanic works and what it does.

[@dodojesus4529]

​@@mud4309not all the way though, justa couple percent players should never becertaon tha tit happening

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@dodojesus4529 have it recover 6.6% making people convinced it's something occult...

[@timothymclean]

Thinks Lynx was accidentally talked into not believing: * That Vale's patrons exist * That the rat exists * That the rat could hurt people * That the zombie exists * That the game exists

[@ivgorm9365]

The real torture part of the game is the crypto miner put in to simulate the REAL asset flip game experience

[@NovelPond]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gregboss

[@Solll0]

Rats, Rats, We're The Rats

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Rats? Rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.

[@imallsoupedup]

We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats

[@anthonykafka42]

I'mma bug tho

[@antorseax9492]

​@@Streetcleanergaming Crazy? I was crazy once and they put me in a room - a rubber room - filled with rats and the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once and they put me in a room - a rubber room - filled with rats and the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once and they put me in a room - a rubber room - filled with rats and the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once and they put me in a room - a rubber room - filled with rats and the rats made me crazy.

[@sepplin]

Michael its your bir-bir-birthday.

[@anthonymagkno]

Please keep the rat as an easter egg in the actual Crypt II, it is a work of art.

[@bishopsknifetrick]

Maybe the real gaslighting was the friends that we made along the way

[@01kanisnanrunn57]

Wdym "friend",Its a single player game.

[@__lasevix_]

What way? There were no friends there?

[@belyq-s5w]

But was it truly so?

[@ozvoid1245]

I was filled with so much joy seeing Lynx being gaslit.

[@koenvandamme6901]

Even when they were telling the truth, he somehow kept gaslighting himself. Glorious.

[@georgebell9226]

You should release this as Crypt II and then make the actual Crypt II just be Crypt III

[@Onychoprion27]

Naw, in the spirit of modern video game naming conventions, this game is Crypt 2, and the actual Crypt sequel is just called Crypt.

[@yumenoko-g6y]

@@Onychoprion27No, you see, this one is called Crypt II, so naturally the actual sequel should be called Crypt 2

[@Laeshen]

​​​@@yumenoko-g6y and the third one will be called "Crypt: Reloaded" and then "Crypt: Remastered" will come out. Then "Crypt V" Then "Crypt 5: The Second Chapter" Then of course, as naturally follows: "Crypt 4"

[@Miss_Trillium]

Skip crypt 3, go straight to crypt 7

[@alentjanestetico3014]

Crypt: Revelations

[@dynamo8846]

Its the year 2023 and Novel cant handle a .zip file

[@Nothing-1w3]

What was he doing for 6 minutes...

[@dynamo8846]

@@Nothing-1w3 A question for the ages

[@something3530]

​@@Nothing-1w3 silently weeping while trying to run it in dosbox

[@Freegame4.]

funny how a friend of mine also cant, even tho its like the 3rd easiest shit ever (besides creating .txt and folders)

[@redneckracing556]

make a PVP game where everyone has a wildly inaccurate musket that takes 2 minutes to reload and sometimes it might just go click and not fire at all like the real one. That game would be funny to watch

[@mataogearsky5353]

That's just shittier Holdfast

[@CrimesOptimal]

It sets a randomized timer that makes it go off the next time it's pointed at something while the timer is expired Friendly fire enabled 300% damage

[@haraldhansen2761]

That Game already exists, it’s called Holdfast

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

This would be significantly more fun than you think

[@counterfeit1148]

​@@haraldhansen2761War of Rights is even more realistic

[@idiotcism2147]

Even more appalling then the gaslight was the information that NovelPond runs this 'game' from WinRAR. Bro is really an AI programmed to play with Vale

[@spectrallik]

8:24 "none of these people are real" Yes, that's how video games generally work.

[@speedyquickman4640]

It was an honor to be gaslit

[@daranyillh6446]

Not gonna lie, I would watch the hell out of a horror movie where one of the threats is a giant rat that inexplicably produces earsplittingly loud classical music

[@iankemp2627]

Earsplittingly loud, *out-of-key* classical music!

[@Zack_Wester]

just have it sort of come out of a speaker that somehow still works even whit no power (presuming the rat does not power it)... and a tiny MP3 (Iphone knock off) player straped to the back.

[@heartysquid]

Let's not forget the added "My balls hurt"

[@misterkuul267]

7:38 I'm so sad that you didn't make the pilot an escort NPC, but like an really anoying one. Who you need to constantly check on, is slow, and feels like it has a random speed. You can have that idea.

[@normak7041]

Occasionally sometimes he walks away from you when you aren’t looking

[@Zappygunshot]

What I love most is probably the fact that Lynx did most of the gaslighting himself. He so completely convinced himself there was going to be some horrible twist around a corner that would reveal this shitty asset flip to be the kind of endless torture simulation that Crypt was originally; that he started inventing things whenever stuff didn't appear to make sense. At that point, all you need to do as someone 'in on it' is look on in silence (and hold the G key). This was great, can't wait to see Crypt II through VII mysteriously taking place in a eerily familiar looking airport!

[@Mitch-jr2ou]

Honey, wake up, ValeFisk gave his friends another digital lobotomy

[@bruoche]

What they don't know is that 'crypt' stands for crypto-miner

[@Muffin_Gaming7]

I was expecting “G: Fun” to shoot up a flare or something and just alert every monster

[@flowerpower003]

@@morgannull4685IM SCREAMING

[@noahjester8471]

Born to gaslight, forced to shitpost. Never change, Valefisk

[@WhaleMilk]

I hope Greg returns in Crypt 3, I was not a fan of these new mascots.

[@selectionn]

Its incredibly easy to make asset flip games once you get it going. There is one game publisher who is basically a video game factory, PLAYWAY S.A. They are the people who make all the "Simulator" games. they change names on Steam often to avoid people realizing its them, but you can tell its them every time.

[@JS-tl7jp]

I think you've got the wrong one, those guys seem to be actual devs, I've played House Flipper by them and it's a real game, it just uses premade assets a lot.

[@igunn8632]

@@JS-tl7jp i think they are the publishers, not the devs

[@selectionn]

@@JS-tl7jp That is still an asset flip, its just one of their more developed ones; the way they make games is by one of their dozens of dev teams putting forward an idea, other dev teams voting on it, and then only making it if gets X amount of wishlists, and then only continuing to develop it past release if it gets X amount of sales. That game uses the same assets every other PLAYWAY game does, and vice versa. Playway is the publisher, but the developers who work for them are indistinguishable from one another and often swap members among them. Ive done a lot of digging on their company and could explain to you how shady they are for quite a while.

[@exist4046]

​@@selectionnoh damn! I quite like House Flipper but that's very unfortunate

[@jordanfry5138]

That's just using assets, no? Like House Flipper has a ton of functional game mechanics, the idea that it's an asset flip just because it uses assets sort of goes against the entire definition of an asset flip, both generally and as defined in the intro.

[@chunkygumby443]

I got the fucking notification for this video vale AND IT DIDNT SHOW UP ON UR CHANNEL FOR 5 MINUTES AND I THOUGHT I WAS BEING GASLIT AND JUST ACCEPTED YOU WOULD EXACTLY DO THAT

[@lordfelidae4505]

Holy shit that’s beautiful.

[@NocturnalTyphlosion]

with the title literally being "Get Gaslit, Loser" thats so fucking funny actually

[@GadgetHamster123]

As a Unity dev, I aspire to what you have accomplished.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I can't wait for Dany and the Rat to team up with Greg in Crypt 3, AKA "CRIIIPT", where the gimmick is you're playing as either Greg, Dany or the Rat, and it's a 3 player horror puzzle game from the monster's perspectives (Specifically, a First, Second, and Third person view for Greg, Dany, and the Rat, respectively), and you have to use each monster's skillset to pass through the puzzles, except most of the puzzle you need Dany for actually can be done just by Greg and the Rat because Dany sucks. And the game's a Long as La-Mulana and somehow even more *Crypt* ic. I expect an executive producer credit and a credit for voicing the Rat, who never speaks.

[@heartysquid]

No no the rat must speak... But this time in addition to the warped music and "my balls hurt" there will be other Teddy lines worked in...but only captured from prior recordings in videos.

[@eliebinetruy]

What is second person view?

[@trumpeterswan8175]

@@eliebinetruy it depends, but generally it’s when you see the focus character through another ingame entity (like a camera system or something)

[@512TheWolf512]

Valefisk may be a coder by profession, but CLEARLY acting is his real passion

[@1brianm7]

13:26 Saying Crypt 2 is the spiritual successor to Crypt is so fucking funny.

[@michaelthayer5351]

What this game is really missing is a prompt that tells players to take a drink for every part collected or life expended. Would instantly become best party game 11/10.

[@Theliving_Tv]

I like how vale uses “previously” to refer to previous videos to suggest this is one continuous nightmare

[@tyjohnson2255]

I can see that Vale is still avoiding Campaign for North Africa

[@adirinnexxus]

what no it's coming out next week

[@NocturnalTyphlosion]

@@adirinnexxus cna, just a week away :)

[@gonchizamora6742]

19:56 i almost died at this part with the rat saying "my balls hurt" the rat is by far the best part of this project

[@LeoYoshi54321]

Lynx somehow turning everyone else playing into Cassandra because he was gaslit too hard is probably my Valefisk moment of the year.

[@raptor1488]

Vale is the only person who can repeatively torture his friends while remaining friends with them.

[@phalamy9180]

Make a horror game with brightness settings, but if the player is a coward and makes it brighter than the suggested brightness, monsters can spot them from any distance (because they are more visible)

[@Tehwhitekity]

Or just Tie the brightness directly to monster visibility ranges, let them choose mutual blindness.

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

The brightness effects the brightness of the player model, max brightness makes you into a floodlight.

[@theofficialgoth]

Valefisk's videos are us watching a psychopath bully a few crackheads, someone who's exhausted, someone who's too into the game, and someone being nihilistic.

[@acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684]

I hope Vale does put this hidden somewhere inside of Crypt II to make it a double gaslight

[@RealityMasterRogue]

And have it still have multiplayer, but to join you have to find it in crypt 2

[@UAVizUp]

"this is why unity is the best game engine" uh oh

[@uccidere1939]

That one... didn't age so well...

[@BierBart12]

Peering into the fog and looking for the rat was the daily struggle during the Bubonic Plague. This perfectly represents this horrible period in history. The plague also makes your lymph balls hurt

[@reallycoolbird]

Vale is the only person who can CONSISTENTLY gaslight people who KNOW about the fact that he does this CONSISTENTLY

[@Arxtxc]

I mean after a while you get curious at what he's done this time

[@matthewbrooks5470]

Honestly, just the top-tier content I expect from Mr Fisk. This man went out and spent his hard-scammed Rat bucks for the eternal entertainment of randoms on the internet as well as the eternal consternation of his friends

[@SiegebreakerM]

Next time you make a horror game, add a moment where the game says "shift to run" but no monsters chase you

[@heartysquid]

Just a long long corridor

[@Heating56]

“The Game will not restart itself, that would be a waste of time.” I’m dying

[@dvizr]

“They don’t understand fine rat.” Such a brilliant quip that flew under the radar.

[@ScienceFiction216]

Honestly if you wanted to make a critter that chases people "Funny", if there was a way to sample the proximity chat from a moment when the critter was near and then have the critter replay the sample while stalking players later, like a predatory mimic, it could be pretty neat.

[@laser_uhhhh]

THE MIMIC

[@chinsaw2727]

Skinwalker

[@jaidenkoch3487]

It’s always a good year when vale uploads a couple times a year

[@shawnthibodeau189]

Idea- make a horror game where the only time you can see is when you stop moving so they’re just always paranoid of what’s in front of them. You could make a monster like the boos from Mario where they stop when you look at them

[@TheLemonyOne]

Less than a hundred lines of code is wild... I'm actually blown away

[@zainkaiser]

"this is why unity is the best game engine" that one didnt age quite so well

[@OwenIsDaBoss]

Another episode of Valefisk making his friends laugh/die in a terrible game that proceeds to get worse and worse

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

At this point i think that a new type of game will emerge soon simply called "torture games" and it will be either the best or worst type of game to ever grace us lol

[@SleebyTomato]

I am shocked you managed to network this jengatower of code in such a short time. Everytime I try to mess around with Unity Networking it goes horiffically wrong. Well done

[@TheDukeOfBlaze]

Vale, you should make a game with random meter gauges for absolutely any stupid reason you can think of. You start without seeing any, but as the meter gauge is getting low, the bar appears. That, multiplied by so many bars that it'd start making impossible to see where the players are going or even doing. Great times!

[@GuessImSylvale]

Welp guess I'm clearing 46 minutes out of my schedule to get gaslit

[@HiyaJemma]

YOU

[@GuessImSylvale]

@@HiyaJemma YOU

[@HiyaJemma]

@@GuessImSylvale US

[@GuessImSylvale]

@@HiyaJemma US

[@HiyaJemma]

@@GuessImSylvale NOT THEM

[@StarWarsGirl2011]

im excited for crypt 3, an ad-ridden endless runner mobile game

[@TheBoredOne1985]

The ultimate Gaslight would be turning this into an actual Crypt 2

[@owenkasaboski6902]

See, now Crypt 2 needs to begin with you fixing the plane and then flying into the crypt for the sake of continuity

[@Molinaclips304]

The reason unity is charging per install is to force vale to stop making games

[@orimoreau3138]

A real gaslight : have a bunch of real people control players/creatures in the game but don't mention them or show them up in the lobby. pretend to have implemented super good AI

[@ertynamesworld7171]

It's funny that those guys haven't tried to run away from Valefisks dungeon. Good to see them alive! Also, Lynx thinking that monsters are not real is funny.

[@JustinBA007]

A horror game that had the option to take a picture of you with your webcam after every jumpscare would actually be so cool.

[@justdoingmything]

The whole side story of Novel not knowing how to extract a zip had me dying

[@yfnbm]

Ah yes. The classic Valefisk manuever.

[@ALE199-ita]

Please Val, I'd love to see a video essay on the Phasmophobia clones, every time a youtuber plays it it feels like I'm getting gaslit to think this is a good game, like I can no longer tell if Phasmophobia is good or I'm insane!!!

[@ClovesnSpice]

You've probably already seen it, but it's out now.

[@ALE199-ita]

@@ClovesnSpice i actually havent, thanks!

[@WowCoolHorse]

I've been wanting to develop a game for a long while now, watching many tutorials and devlogs to get myself up to speed. I really liked the technical info at the end and I'd love to see more like that from you in the future! It could make for good "filler" videos maybe ;p

[@zerotian5661]

wow, that IS a cool horse

[@laser_uhhhh]

@@zerotian5661even more with the argentinian flag!

[@zerotian5661]

@@laser_uhhhh 🏳️‍⚧️

[@zerotian5661]

my favourite

[@WowCoolHorse]

@@laser_uhhhh all the hot girls are from there

[@akumajou]

I just want to tell, your storytelling, edits and almost like a lsd level creativity makes this video super, super enjoyable. I mean if some random guy did a video, of course the like-minded gang of yours are also really funny, with the same concept, it could be boring. Thanks for this video-essay mockumentary thing.

[@prototypex8217]

"this is why unity is the best game engine" aged like milk lmao

[@colincolbert6759]

There was so much gaslighting, even the AI gaslighted.

[@robguerra4058]

I love that everyone knows vale so well multiple people are able to call exactly what he's trying

[@sharkbruh4539]

this guy is the real embodiment of torture while still making it extremely fun to watch lol

[@ad7441]

The moment valefisk was talking about funny sounds the monsters would make, I got a ad for KZbin premium. It took me a sec to realise that it wasn't part of the video 😂😅

[@male4047]

Gaslighting is my favourite form of lighting

[@theicelandicnationalist2.023]

I recommend eating a block of cheddar cheese while watching this, you really get the true valefisk “the rat” experience by doing it

[@MagnusMss]

This is today's Swedish joke presented by Magnus: 'Do you know how to save a drowning Swede?' 'No...' 'Good.'

[@Tall_twink]

Please make a game where you invite a bunch of people to pretend to be npcs and then invite one person and tell them nothing 😂

[@seanhennessy3968]

RIP Unity House

[@WabuBuli]

Have a 3rd one where the monster opens your browser to play chess

[@THExRISER]

Always been fascinated by asset flips, thank you for documenting the process behind making one.

[@andrewmoore1723]

Vale’s going to make virus one day and we’ll just go, yep that’s vale

[@1Henrink]

I think Lynx will soon think that Vale is gonna put him in a Truman Show scenario

[@shoebillfan1963]

a light will fall from the sky in front of his house

[@ninjacat230]

The shared lives system is the most horrifying part

[@comrade4329]

I cannot believe you put Bokoen1 as one of the monsters in your game

[@asterion5145]

5:00 Vale is so real for this one He would never gaslight us into thinking otherwise

[@amevlia]

Maybe the real gaslight was the friends we met along the way

[@cheyannegiles9772]

PedeJo-yellow Chamber-purple Virtrial-green Wes/Scutch-really pale white person color Temod-blue-ish purple Soll-Tan Jan-peach Novelpond-lime green Lynx-mint Candy-blue Vale-white Dom-red

[@Thatbrownguy-ce5vt]

Vale’s the gaslighting expert

[@IanRoach17]

For Crypt III, you should put the HQ remastered house inside the airport

[@TheFool553]

11:45 unity sure is the best game engine 🙂

[@brycemerry880]

I am in an airport terminal. Desperately trying not to laugh out loud. I keep forgetting I'm with strangers

[@brycemerry880]

I ran into the part where it just keeps saying my balls itch. I am stopping the video for now. I cannot do this.

[@theecamopanda]

Halfway through the real crypt 2 the game should just turn into this and when you beat it, it goes back to normal no questions asked.

[@satorukuroshiro]

I gotta say, if Crypt 2 doesn't have Electric Boogaloo as a subtitle after you've done this, I will be disappointed.

[@themrfj]

If the real Crypt II doesn't have a "Fun" button...