EXTREME Monopoly.

[@Valefisk]

store.steampowered.com/app/2138700/Crypt/?beta=1 announcement pending.

[@january0th]

Finally I will be able to crypt harder

[@MarciandCo]

My favorite part is when the monster says "It's crypting time!" then crypted all over those guys

[@TempusWasTaken]

Uh oh... The Morbius Monster has escaped its containment.

[@erdragh]

Those system requirements be ballin

[@ijuantm]

Will you include a download for Windows 38? Or do we have to bug Microsoft ourselves to get it?

[@Solll0]

I would like to make a shoutout to the developers for making us suffer through this once more.

[@datdownin]

:D

[@abyss_waker1276]

C:

[@lukajolich7669]

D:

[@LocalPixelArtist]

UwU

[@HumblestBumble]

:O

[@AChamber]

The game may have ended, but the experiences will haunt me forever

[@foresthamilton2243]

I wish you a recovery, because there’s no way the recovery will be speedy-

[@conjure76]

Omega lul

[@jfsmit1995]

You and your tight ass can never recover

[@gregbeauclair7608]

I like the classic Cobra Car "howdoyouturnthison"

[@AChamber]

@@gregbeauclair7608 la hire is in the driving seat

[@Airbournjack]

"Cheating is okay if you do it fast enough for nobody to find out" is kinda in the spirit of monopoly tbh

[@bengal4047]

Exactly. Nothing says Monopoly like hurriedly thinking 'oh thank god, they didn't notice I landed on their space. Act casual!'

[@thadiamond1667]

Isn't there literally a Monopoly "cheaters edition" or something like that

[@Sydney_Angelyt]

@@thadiamond1667 yes

[@timothymclean]

Even if it's not in the spirit of the game, it's _absolutely_ in the spirit of its inspiration.

[@Tonatsi]

I'm fairly certain that there's a monopoly rule that states that any errors must be discarded once the turn has ended, thus it would literally be codified: If no one catches it, it's legal.

[@varzen8396]

Chamber refusing to give up his small railway business in spite of the pressure from the Big Railway Baron Candy feels like the plot of an animated movie tbh

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

He ended up being the one bankrupted in the end lol

[@Thomaas551]

​@Duval-In-The-Wall it's about the message, not the money

[@Totasfunnynumber]

It's a wonderful life

[@johnnywoodson4231]

At this point, Vale is only pretending to be a sadist. He's actually a masochist secretly enjoying the suffering.

[@youtubehero05]

the correct term would be sado-masochist

[@SovekOnivris]

@@youtubehero05 No lets be fair, he is an explorer in the farthest reaches of experience and an Angle to some, a Demon to others. Vale is a Cenobite.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

@@SovekOnivris if he's an angle then he's an obtuse one.

[@Soken50]

@@RAFMnBgaming no I think he's acute one ;)

[@DeskDragon]

@@Soken50 I think he’s a 90° one

[@denpadolt9242]

Shoutouts to Candy for playing as an honest-to-god rail baron, using his bigger railroad business to pressure his competitors into expanding his monopoly in exchange for not being fucked over!

[@jimskywaker4345]

extreme monopoly is somehow more realistic

[@timothymclean]

Monopoly was designed as Capitalism: The Game. Extreme Monopoly drags this out to its full potential-or as close as you can get without the risk of real-world debt bondage or something.

[@TlalocTemporal]

@@timothymclean -- Nah, there's some more things that could be added to increase realism. Namely, Politics and Crime! Each round or 2, everyone votes on a random game rule from a determined set, like [Double/halve all fees], [Double/halve income], [Change votes needed to pass a law from 75% to half+1], [Cap utility costs to $200], or [Reduce minimum wage (makes houses 50% cheaper)], [Subsidise costs (up to $200 of rent charges are paid by the bank)]. One die is rolled for each side, and the players each get a vote. Bargaining for other players votes should be encouraged. Senators (extra votes) can be bought for an increasing price each. Similar rules for lawyers: each reducing fees and taxes by up to $50. Ditto political favors, which can be used to halve any cost, are worth two votes, and can be found in the chance deck. Also have a crime deck, which players can choose to draw from once per turn. Each card has shady acts on it, like [Force a property up for auction or destroy two houses], [Force another player to pay rent on the closest property you own], [Steal $200 from another player], [Throw another player in jail], [Skip your next tax or fee], or [Overcharge 50% on any rent (keep this card)]. Each card must be played immediately, and when played two dice are rolled. If the total *+ the number of lawyers and senators you have* is above 9, you successfully commit the crime, otherwise go to Jail. Other players can add their lawyers and senators to the fight for a $200 fee. The fee and the number needed for success are laws of course, and can be changed.

[@PineappleLiar]

@@TlalocTemporal also just completely ruin the game balance for accuracy by starting the game with everyone rolling for inheritance. Does this cause players who rolled high before the game even started to have an unfair advantage? Yes. Is that the point? Yes.

[@TlalocTemporal]

@@PineappleLiar -- Oooooo, yes! Would adding a racism mechanic be too on the nose? Maybe have some free favor cards at the start from nepotism?

[@Lord_of_Fail]

Some call this game torture. I call it enjoyable. Thank you once more for playing our needlessly large & complex version of monopoly! :)

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Based dev!

[@Bornkiller1463]

I wish I could suffer like this with friends but I got no friends

[@Pataponaddict]

Can't wait for the next expansion!

[@Bornkiller1463]

@@eragonawesome yes

[@Bornkiller1463]

@Abel Khan Sure. Games?

[@datdownin]

$250 for a $20 property. Truly the experience of Insane Monopoly. Thanks for trying out Pyramid Scheme, Vale! Much love from the devs of the game. ♥️

[@Unlimited_Powah]

When will this be in stores?

[@bloootz]

I know it is impossible but I'd genuinely love a physical copy of this boardgame

[@jemsuper]

@@bloootz It isnt impossible, would just take a lot of time to make

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@jemsuper And the box would be huge and cost like $200

[@Mikeological]

@@jemsuper I think he means impossible in terms of using the monopoly trademark, but they could probably find a way to get around that. I don’t think they can trademark the “-opoly” suffix, so they could just name it insanopoly or something.

[@lukaskubik4698]

Next time Valefisk is just going to send his "friends" revolvers, play Russian Roulette over voice chat and call it Extreme Uno or something.

[@negativefg7922]

he will kidnap them, put into a dark basement and tie them to chairs. Then he brings the revolver. And then, *the last one wins*

[@NovelPond]

Dont give him ideas

[@NovelPond]

He might actually do it

[@lukaskubik4698]

@@NovelPond I mean, views are views.

[@gingermcgingin4106]

He's not merciful enough to give them the option of escape via death.

[@Dorsidwarf]

At this point you need to make your gang play regular monopoly, so that they dont become desensitised to whatever horrors the Insane Monopoly team come up with next

[@thealmanancy9020]

Monopoly but every time land is bought, you play a game of regular monopoly to decide who gets it

[@itsanonymous5473]

@@thealmanancy9020 I love this so much, there's just one thing. There are lands that you can buy in normal monopoly, so you can have more fun

[@thealmanancy9020]

@@itsanonymous5473 naturally

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

@@thealmanancy9020 With the extreme monopoly board, that would take like 5 weeks lmao

[@kaelkirkby9191]

@@thealmanancy9020 I'll do you one better. Monopoly but every time they buy property they have to play a game of insane monopoly and every time they buy property in insane monopoly they have to play a game of extreme monopoly.

[@sxmxrk]

life isn't about the friends we made on the way, it's about the experience of being forced to play extreme monopoly for hours

[@DyonisX]

It's about the friends we lost along the way

[@Lord_of_Fail]

If you're making friends along the way, you're playing the game wrong.

[@ramrot666]

I would pay to see a 'don't end until everyone but one person is bankrupt' version of this

[@mousesteam7882]

That would take 48 hours

[@funnytoaster3256]

they did put a house rules in the pdf saying game ends when bankrupt because doing this will make the game go for like days if not a week they did also put in if the winner is decisive, which i think in there it could be maivi or candy

[@mihael64]

Full, uncut and unedited. The raw 50 hour torture session.

[@jeper3460]

@@funnytoaster3256if it’s between 2 people then it’s not decisive

[@snowandcats12]

Love how the predicted play time of eight hours is the rounded down number from the 10 hours of actual playtime, to account for the game being artificially extended by Lynx.

[@josephschultz3301]

Whole Group, Except Vale: "Thank God that's over! Let's get back to living our lives now." Vale: *[Slamming his fists on the table like a toddler demanding more dessert]* "Let's play again! Let's play again! Let's play again~

[@MoonPatch]

The game may have lasted only half a day, but the pain will never end.

[@SovekOnivris]

You can never escape Mr. Bones wild property market.

[@MoonPatch]

@@SovekOnivris "Mr Fisk I don't want to pay 250 times the di-" *DOOT*

[@NovelPond]

This mod is insane. INSANE. HUYYYYG!

[@cuetheflutes5324]

i,feel bad for you and the others

[@melywijaya214]

Get this comment higher ong

[@329link]

Honestly a jail board isn't a bad idea on its own. One of the worst parts of monopoly is being stuck in jail and basically doing nothing until you're out.

[@maxpis4412]

I’ve heard professionals actually sometimes go there intentionally meanwhile the game’s at the stage of people losing money

[@329link]

@@maxpis4412 yeah that's a valid late game strategy for keeping a lead. One of the reasons why monopoly really isn't a well designed game.

[@mihael64]

Personally its one of the places i want to go most, especially when things start escalating because then i can waste a turn not stepping on hotels

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

@@maxpis4412 How do you go “intentionally?”

[@zjanez2868]

@@Duval-In-The-Wall there might be some rule about that that noone knows because they never read the rules

[@JuliaJulia-vh4xc]

16:10 actually, Teddy only saying balls would be considered his holophrase in child development, which can vary from individual child but typically happens at around one year, whereas Chamber's "bussy" and "dollaredoos" would be telephrases, meaning he's closer to two years of age. I think. I could look at my ECE notes for this but I'm too lazy to go over to my bookshelf and drag them out

[@bumbalaaa]

Shoutout to the extra 20% of the game that got completely ignored because vale didn't read the rules :(

[@1brianm7]

This is like the paradox quiz show except less paradox and quizzes and more monopoly.

[@caseyhamm4292]

right. it’s pretty much exactly like basketball only more like soccer and nothing like basketball

[@damiancase4472]

Valefisk I promise you, if you release the full vod it would do just as well. We want to experience the full game, these clips are amazing but nothings better then being able to watch the slow dissent into madness

[@bigbananabill]

i agree wholeheartedly i want to see the exact moment all hope disappears because of the art of the deal

[@zielonyfenix8193]

Same (about needing the full vod), but because i think that the viewers must also suffer.

[@hofile6765]

It would mess up his Yt statistics, and algorithms

[@Soken50]

@@hofile6765 Streamers have second/VOD channels for that exact purpose

[@DefinitelyARobot]

Descent*

[@justadude450]

25:36 I think he might have meant hard ass: "a tough, uncompromising person" That sounds about right

[@dontshootmex5588]

Vale is the ultimate Monopoly player for having monopolized pain and misery irl. And then he turned it into entertainment.

[@edsw1446]

32:06 As someone who lost a game of Monopoly to that card, I feel the pain

[@rab_2]

Apparently since insane monopoly isn't enough, Vale had to play the insane² version too

[@dodojesus4529]

Next up is 5d monopoly with parrales dimensions and timetravel

[@XarathDominion]

@@dodojesus4529 please no, 5d chess with mulitverse timetravel was already hard enough to play as a human being.

[@rab_2]

@@XarathDominion good God I remember RT playing it and to this day I still had no fucking clue how to play that game

[@mousesteam7882]

@@rab_2 It's not too hard, you just need to see the face of the old gods

[@nartaga1624]

I wish there was a real tabletop version of this I could buy to play with my family.

[@illdeletethismusic]

find a print shop that prints on white cardboard of the necessary size, then you can have it

[@PointsofData]

But if you play IRL your chances of getting stabbed skyrocket

[@RAFMnBgaming]

If you hold the make-your-own-opoly people at gunpoint...

[@tangentfox4677]

I seriously considered printing it just to scare my friends.

[@rgbstuff3382]

That's how you get disowned

[@JustinMcJustin]

24:40 Ah, the joys of the English language. Saying 'that guy is a tight ass' is *vastly* different to saying 'that guy has a tight ass'.

[@luxill0s]

4:10 in all seriousness I think the ultimate evil monopoly would be monopoly fused with Catan

[@designator7402]

It's normal catan, but everytime a city is placed, you play an entire game of monopoly, and the winner gets ownership of the town.

[@exclama_remoza]

What a coincidence! Ludicrous Monopoly has 9 boards (1 track each) and has Catan-like elements, including resources!

[@SephirothRyu]

@@exclama_remoza Oh? I think we need to get Vale and his friends to play THAT one next.

[@mihael64]

@@exclama_remoza oh god

[@Totasfunnynumber]

Monopoly + risk + Catan, all paired to a single set of dice

[@zakaryrichmond396]

That was brilliant he was really going "if you give me your rail road I won't make you pay rent" and then started a rail empire so he never needed rent from them anyway

[@ariustemod8481]

You know, I think I am glad I went and spent time with my significant other and had a nice romantic evening instead of joining the game that day.

[@athena3342]

You know it's good when valefisk, 10 minutes in says "I took pain killers in advance."

[@tangerineGamer]

these videos really wouldnt be the same without maivi, a true talent for suffering, very entertaining

[@cameronvaillancourt5783]

Fun fact, they didn't include the world events mechanics, which were presumably added between the recording of this video and the release, and are extremely painful.

[@legodude494]

ngl Dyno's play to get a lifetime platinum ticket for the railways is a genius, 5D chess move.

[@MrAH2010]

I'm love the consistent reminder that valefisk is incapable of basic mathematics

[@Rannos22]

Candy adding a Railroad to his collection like Thanos adding a stone to the gauntlet

[@onetrickgirl]

I love how the first thing I hear when clicking onto this video instantly is "I'm gonna go monkey mode"

[@SephirothRyu]

Monopoly was a mistake! Return to monke!

[@rorrim0]

This is what happens when you're sent to the shadow realm. 4kids was a lot more metal then ppl think.

[@yoshi6421]

This is my new head canon.

[@loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538]

One sentence that describes Valefisk "the sudden feeling of power has come over me".

[@_snowylil]

you know what's worse about the cab/bus driver joke? where i grew up, as kids we *did* call our school bus-driver "Bussy"

[@Valefisk]

Outro Music: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4rTkJ2llp2qipo

[@pretentious_melancholic]

you don't know how long i scrolled to find this.

[@hydrochlorination]

telling my friends that we're going to record a session of insane monopoly 1, only to pull out this version instead

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Honestly the direction this channel has taken recently with the whole, long torture videos is amazing. It such amazing fresh content, keep it up mate!

[@SpruceBunbo]

1:15 man i'm so glad you got explanation text in on this one! love them, in my top 5 content creators list for sure.

[@X-SPONGED]

Everyone Else : _(Surviving by The Skin of Their Teeth with only a Couple Crumpled Dollars and a Whole Fuckton of Mortgages)_ Candy : _(Just Turns into The Fat Controller)_

[@doomcabbage1901]

Can't wait for the Netflix documentary exploring the deranged mind of Valefisk

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*If you want to know just how done everyone is, look at their calculators near the end of the game.*

[@SuperDZ555]

new space for extreme monopoly 2: purgatory space it's every space you're stuck forever

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

Me: It got worse? Vale: It got worse! Other players: It got worse...

[@datdownin]

The devs of the game: It got worse LOL

[@Not_W0]

Everyone else: suffering from the experience that is extreme monopoly Chamber: *playing open ttd*

[@Kali_io]

When I'm in a forgetting the credits competition and my opponent is valefisk 💀

[@negativefg7922]

when i'm.. whor?? 💀

[@AFlameofVengance]

From what I can tell, extreme monopoly is a game about getting as many utilities as possible so that you have enough dollarydoos to acquire the bussy.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

I'd buy a physical copy of this, if it had enough houses, hotels, and skyscrapers for every property. And if I had enough money for it.

[@spritemon98]

I'm pretty sure all the properties would have their own individual boxes

[@dexterity494]

You know the game is going to be """"great"""" when half the table is taken up by cards alone for a board-based game

[@inventor4279]

"if I cheat fast enough you can't call me out" man's literally just described capitalism

[@bakerboat4572]

It hurts my soul to read this

[@Lorkanthal]

@@bakerboat4572 I mean, i think that is actually a rule in monopoly. If you land on an owned property and the owner doesn't call for the rent before the next player rolls you don't have to pay.

[@kurokasteele4830]

@@Lorkanthal Yup, and broadly the OP's comment is also the point of Monopoly, rules aside.

[@aaronhelmsman]

I feel like the Game of Life would benefit from this kind of... Upgrade. Call it the Game of Death.

[@sonan333]

At 41:03 That's a good looking train doodle. Well done to whoever did that.

[@CatastropheCatalyst]

To be fair to Mavi, the board is a loop, so backwards is basically the same as going forwards.

[@idiosyncraticerror]

even if it is truly torturous, i would agree that this is enjoyable better than falling asleep from boredom every weekend

[@arctic2913]

The day gets better when there's a new Valefisk torture video

[@AvarageAlaskan123]

Funny because all of he “ willing contestants “ days get worse

[@duck0893]

Watching vale and his friends suffer is surprisingly entertaining to watch. Also, I want to play this game IRL.

[@olivernielsen4280]

Good timing with the upload, I just finished cooking and was looking for something to watch while eating Thank you Valefisk

[@christofferthorsson607]

Of all the things I expected from this video, Candy "J.P. Morgan" the railway baron wasn't one of them

[@Real_RUBB3R]

Only thing I can hear upon seeing the two 4-ringed boards is Your Best Nightmare

[@bluish5189]

From war crimes to psychological warfare. Keep it up valefisk! Love your content Also I question your sanity for editing this monstrosity.

[@Ethan13371]

the Platinum Ticket arc was such a plot twist.

[@KaneyoriHK]

I want that timestamp, where did it start?

[@Neotenico]

Just went through a Valefisk torture game binge yesterday just to have this show up in my feed today. What a blessing

[@Fuzzthefurr]

Tight-arse is absolutely a saying meaning peny-pinching or tight-fisted.

[@CasperA]

These videos are just insanely entertaining to watch

[@freyaeyles5178]

I love how Virtrial's board became more and more chaotic as time went on.

[@henryboyer6425]

nice "8008" and "80085" on the calculator on the left of the screen at 32:39

[@phoenx883]

It's not the Game we needed, It's the game that will haunt us till we're speaking in monopoly terms

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

As a person who thought Monopoly couldn't get any more brutal, Extreme Monopoly came along and made me bankrupt in just two rolls

[@vinnydabird]

I feel like this is accurate on how owners of big corporations do business with each other whenever they get together

[@Boreas-zi4nl]

Looking at them suffering through this really makes me think about the absolute chaos if they played a multiplayer paradox mega campaign with some crazy ruleset if he'd truly make them want to cut themselves.

[@angryjelly7025]

Vale and co. played HoI4 once with a ton of rules for historical accuracy, and it resulted in the entire Chinese upper command becoming heroes of the Soviet Union and fascist Italy taking over the USA

[@clasy5678]

The long-anticipated sequel

[@sidequestJil]

ngl i dont know how all of em dont fall for maivi, her voice and way of talkin has me swooning

[@mranderson9553]

"it feels like having so many property's makes it a bit unbalanced" - someone understanding the namesake of the game

[@EjP2396]

I respect Chamber for sticking it Candy Rockefeller by refusing to give back the railroad lolol

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

Now we need a version with a simulated housing market, taxes (featuring actual IRS tax documents that need to be filled out), depreciating houses/hotels, and the ability to declare chapter 11 bankruptcy.

[@Actual-Knight]

I would love to see this guy force his friends to play the Campaign for North Africa

[@abolfdilter416]

Absolutely love this type of videos, will watch

[@AgentJaffacakes]

this has huge "day 23! give it up for day 23" energy

[@spritemon98]

Day 42!!! Give it up for day 42!

[@MrDylanm842]

My favourite torturer is back with more to ward off the Sunday night thoughts for an hour more

[@dazeen9591]

1 game of NORMAL MONOPOLY literally took me f****ing 9 HOURS to complete.

[@maxpis4412]

yeah, the only saving grace of those insane monopolies is the game ending at the FIRST bankrupcy

[@dazeen9591]

@@maxpis4412 Yeah. I was personally leading, bankcrupted my brother, but my brother made a deal with the player who was in 2nd, so my brother actually sold everything to the player in 2nd, which catapulted him to 1st place, but I was still well-off so basically, after the game turned from a 4 player game to a 2 player game, our 2 player game still lasted extra 2 hours. Especially with all the late-game jail camping. I got screwed over by my brother helping the other player and then I also got unlucky because I was in the jail for a lot shorter period than the player who was previously 2nd.

[@ckillianfrustie8211]

I want to play this game just for trying to have French avenues in a American Monopoly

[@Guile_The_Exile]

19:32 WHAT A HILARIOUS POWER MOVE lmfao ☠️🤣

[@bmdking8551]

I want him to upload the raw video to this. I would watch the whole thing twice.

[@babassoonist8041]

I think the optimal strategy for insane monopoly is not to play to win, you just play to bankrupt one player as fast as possible. use as many cards as you can on them alone, never trade with them, and actively trade with everyone else to create monopolies that will hopefully kill them. then when the game ends you hope you have the most money.

[@dumerrt]

Man you went from the empire, the kebab, and the gondola to creating a monopoly board that requires a PHD in psychology

[@jessegd6306]

So basically Monopoly?

[@ezersial5559]

Just like psychologists, this game inflicts incredible harm and destroys relationships

[@haldosprime3896]

Deep down, all these torture games were just the slowly boiling water to get all his friends ready for campaign for North Africa.

[@edittedJk]

Let’s go with another beautiful, long and tortuous video.

[@QueenAlastoria]

Imagine getting this IRL, and how much stuff would be in the box and how large the box would be.

[@darnok6407]

It would also cost like 100 $ min

[@spritemon98]

No no. You misunderstand it would multiple boxes

[@QueenAlastoria]

Is this one of those where it's a big box with multiple little boxes?@@spritemon98

[@SollowP]

I have just found out that there's an even worse version out now. It's called Insane Monopoly XL. And I do mean worse, not better. Only way to make Monopoly better is not to play.

[@nitefurie.]

This seems like the type of game you go to bed, wake up after a full nights sleep, and they’re still playing

[@nathaniellazo5912]

OMG!! Is it bad that I want to play this IRL more than the previous insane Monopoly...

[@maxdean9205]

"Did you know that seven is the most commonly rolled number?"

[@zarnox3071]

18:00 How does Maivi have houses on those properties without having the full set of 5? And how did no one notice when Vale then chose to buy one of the properties from that set?

[@dynamo8846]

Game rules stated you only needed half the set to start building. Or at least thats what we played with

[@ToontownFish]

Now I want to see Vale and co play something like Star Wars Armada, Warhammer 40k, or X-Wing; but on steroids.