The CK3 Murder Olympics

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Valefisk

Valefisk

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@Valefisk
@Valefisk 7 ай бұрын
Wanna see if you can beat my highscore? :) CK3 is Completely FREE this Weekend from May 9th-13th! Get it here: play.crusaderkings.com/Valefisk
@lunaborea
@lunaborea 7 ай бұрын
Long ass weekend
@killerwhale__
@killerwhale__ 7 ай бұрын
first :)))))))))))))))))))
@pegasus_2137
@pegasus_2137 7 ай бұрын
i love you you little cockroach (endearing)
@teaflavouredcoffee83
@teaflavouredcoffee83 7 ай бұрын
balls
@greenhound
@greenhound 7 ай бұрын
guys does anyone else feel like vale fisk is being paid by Big Crusader King lately
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 7 ай бұрын
*I am Paradox Interactive*
@charteon9092
@charteon9092 7 ай бұрын
It do be like that sometimes
@destroyer68175
@destroyer68175 7 ай бұрын
Paradox Interactive is a perfectly balanced company with no exploits video when?
@NotInterXX
@NotInterXX 7 ай бұрын
My god man my respect for you has skyrocketed- Reggie and Vale? Great choice. Ik you’ve done stuff with him already, but I think TheGrimKleaper would love this challenge.
@zanmaru139
@zanmaru139 7 ай бұрын
Put out more World of Darkness books pls Mr. Interactive
@Americanbadashh
@Americanbadashh 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for forcing an upload
@dylaxiusmccoy
@dylaxiusmccoy 7 ай бұрын
The fact that Paul "Ghengis Khan" Atreides only got about 50 more kills than "Some crazy guy in Africa" is honestly a glowing endorsement of Vale's R&D department.
@RealMakotoYuki
@RealMakotoYuki 7 ай бұрын
It really is
@PineappleLiar
@PineappleLiar 7 ай бұрын
Not to mention that’s also on top of said Atreides actively trying to stop the murdering. Also I think if you murder someone for the sole reason that you want to kill them before someone else, I think that should at least tangentially count as the other person’s murder
@FloridianFool
@FloridianFool 7 ай бұрын
But it’s death, destroyer of worlds!
@mk_gamíng0609
@mk_gamíng0609 7 ай бұрын
@@PineappleLiar tbf Atreides died early, I think spiff would of ran away with a even greater lead if he lived just a bit longer
@Zarek-fl5io
@Zarek-fl5io 7 ай бұрын
No he didn't die too early, Robert just live for a very long time for the period ​@@mk_gamíng0609
@richardnixonpog9925
@richardnixonpog9925 7 ай бұрын
Every day, we get closer to the Campaign for North Africa video Vale.
@adrianmerasanz2625
@adrianmerasanz2625 7 ай бұрын
He cant run from it
@Valefisk
@Valefisk 7 ай бұрын
the what?
@rebeccalassetter1726
@rebeccalassetter1726 7 ай бұрын
@@Valefisk you know very well the curse you have brought upon this land!
@darkpixel1128
@darkpixel1128 7 ай бұрын
@@Valefisk Don't pretend you don't know. It will happen one day, your sadism/masochism compels you.
@d73334
@d73334 7 ай бұрын
Maybe every time it’s mentioned he delays it
@redvorno
@redvorno 7 ай бұрын
There should be a chance for "exotic carpet" event to actually be just a random event where you can get an exotic carpet, because otherwise it is just a dead giveaway that you are being murdered by someone. It needs to cause MORE PARANOIA
@sanddry738
@sanddry738 7 ай бұрын
Honestly that’d be hilarious. Genuinely should be a thing
@alexcrazy1492
@alexcrazy1492 7 ай бұрын
Like a 1/20 chance
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 7 ай бұрын
​​@@alexcrazy1492 I'd say 40% chance, unless this game works on the statistical probability of Pokemon, in which case it should be 90% chance to happen so it never happens.
@ej7416
@ej7416 7 ай бұрын
I run an online ttrpg based on CK3 where each player is a monarch of a country and I love to send the players exotic carpets in order to induce paranoia
@sandpaperashands4106
@sandpaperashands4106 7 ай бұрын
@@ej7416 What is the name of this game??
@nomnomxddd7341
@nomnomxddd7341 7 ай бұрын
this is literally the Campaign for West Africa
@kitchengun1175
@kitchengun1175 7 ай бұрын
Father is feeding us puny basement dwellers well this month, all hail
@Ptr-ck7if
@Ptr-ck7if 7 ай бұрын
3 cheers for spiff
@dr.turtle5097
@dr.turtle5097 7 ай бұрын
hipp hipp
@jackg2568
@jackg2568 7 ай бұрын
​@@dr.turtle5097HOORAY
@DropkickedBarracuda
@DropkickedBarracuda 7 ай бұрын
hipp hipp
@sanddry738
@sanddry738 7 ай бұрын
@@DropkickedBarracudaHOORAY!
@Solll0
@Solll0 7 ай бұрын
The Valefisk R&D department is proud of it's contribution to the effort.
@jan_harald
@jan_harald 7 ай бұрын
honestly came quite close to winning, if only spiff wasn't actively trying to kill him he may have managed to squeeze out a victory even
@duckling3615
@duckling3615 7 ай бұрын
@@jan_harald What??? He had another 50 people to kill and was 68. There was no way. Also, Spiff had the better strategy, just the worse luck with that early death.
@onespiker
@onespiker 7 ай бұрын
@@jan_harald to be fair that spiff character died mid way is also rng. Vale meanwhile got to have his character resurected. He would have had a far higher kill count otherwise. He also was like 60 kills of before spiff involved himself.
@republicradio431
@republicradio431 7 ай бұрын
japanese unit 731 be like
@bugmoon1939
@bugmoon1939 7 ай бұрын
@@jan_harald Really if you think about it, Spiff broke the like, one rule they made doing that lmao. Since he executed valefisk. Though it was funny so fair move on his part.
@terriblejokefactory8831
@terriblejokefactory8831 7 ай бұрын
"I have become William Afton, killer of kids" - King Robert Oppenheimer I
@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom
@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom 7 ай бұрын
"I always come back" -Robert Oppenhammer after escaping prison
@Borealis109
@Borealis109 4 ай бұрын
@@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom "Just one more rush"
@Gaming1Doge
@Gaming1Doge 7 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in New Hampshire, I'd waste my vote on Vermin Supreme "Remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme, is a vote wasted." -Vermin Supreme
@DustD.Reaper
@DustD.Reaper 7 ай бұрын
Most honest politican in history
@Gaming1Doge
@Gaming1Doge 7 ай бұрын
@@DustD.Reaper Free ponies for all
@chaoticneutralgiraffe5514
@chaoticneutralgiraffe5514 7 ай бұрын
"I can't believe the most notorious serial killer just posted bail for 95 gold.." The phrase alone sums up the sheer fucking madness of the whole ordeal..
@Rena2star
@Rena2star 7 ай бұрын
'this is my 7th second chance with my wife' immediately opens two murder scheme tabs for M16 and M18
@InsertNormalName
@InsertNormalName 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: In the second book, Paul states that he has "killed sixty-one billion, sterilized ninety planets, completely demoralized five hundred others."
@ZKP314
@ZKP314 7 ай бұрын
What series?
@everynametaken
@everynametaken 7 ай бұрын
@@ZKP314 Dune
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 7 ай бұрын
While trying to teach Stilgar about Genghis Khan and the Austrian Painter to make it obvious that the Jihad was an atrocity beyond measure.
@floppavevo5920
@floppavevo5920 7 ай бұрын
He literally calls Hitler a rookie in the same chapter lmao
@TonusStoneshield
@TonusStoneshield 7 ай бұрын
Playing any strategy game with Spiff is like, "Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear" As you see a stovepipe hat appear in your rearview mirror.
@Numbuh24Insane
@Numbuh24Insane 7 ай бұрын
Unless if it is Civ and Potato McWhiskey is playing.
@MrDylanm842
@MrDylanm842 7 ай бұрын
2 in a week, Vale fisters we are eating
@LeakyTrees
@LeakyTrees 7 ай бұрын
The fuck did you just call me?
@ack7
@ack7 7 ай бұрын
@@LeakyTrees don’t know about you, but I’m honoured to be called a Vale fister
@LeakyTrees
@LeakyTrees 7 ай бұрын
@@ack7 I’m a vale footer, thank you very much
@MrDylanm842
@MrDylanm842 7 ай бұрын
@@LeakyTrees You know what you are
@LeakyTrees
@LeakyTrees 7 ай бұрын
@@MrDylanm842 yes, a vale FOOTER.
@cmdkevin
@cmdkevin 7 ай бұрын
When Spiff asked multiple times who killed his wife I think he had to only speak in quotes from the fugitive
@Loolilol
@Loolilol 7 ай бұрын
Ah, the good ol' board game.
@lagg1e
@lagg1e 7 ай бұрын
They killed my wife. Copeland.
@maciejbala477
@maciejbala477 7 ай бұрын
Richard!
@christofferthorsson607
@christofferthorsson607 7 ай бұрын
glad I wasn't the only one. That's right richard I don't care
@atoucangirl
@atoucangirl 7 ай бұрын
"they killed my wife" - Han The Fugitive Solo
@averagefsherman
@averagefsherman 7 ай бұрын
The witcher audio books change character pronunciations too. The first two books Geralt's best friend is "dandelion" but in the third his name suddenly becomes "dan-dill-ion"
@Astertane
@Astertane 7 ай бұрын
This happens in Malazan's audiobooks too. Fantastic series, but it drives me up the wall lmao.
@NateThe_Great24
@NateThe_Great24 7 ай бұрын
The asoiaf audiobooks are... Interesting. Dotrice is generally good, but he's got an interesting "female voice", and umm... Well, I'm sure everyone knows about the Puh-tire incident at this point...
@SuperShyMobbster
@SuperShyMobbster 7 ай бұрын
Him saying dan dill ion drove me nuts when listening to those books
@512TheWolf512
@512TheWolf512 7 ай бұрын
he's always Jaskier for me... you know, how it should be, in polish
@DJVevyVevs
@DJVevyVevs 7 ай бұрын
Idk if I interpreted it wrong, but I think what makes the Wheel one just a bit funnier is that it sounded to me like Spiff was saying the pronunciation changed mid-book
@Malao558
@Malao558 7 ай бұрын
On the topic of the Mind Goblin, they (and I swear this is real) made a card called “_____ Goblin” that puts a name sticker on itself when it enters the battlefield, one of which is the word Mind. So the Mind Goblin is real, but only technically.
@jaysabol1821
@jaysabol1821 7 ай бұрын
I sent a screenshot of Spiffing asking about it and my friend who's really into Magic gave me this exact response. To which I replied with Mind Goblin Deez Nuts
@Whitefang-rf7px
@Whitefang-rf7px 7 ай бұрын
What’s even funnier is that the card is actually played in a competitive deck
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 7 ай бұрын
​@@jaysabol1821 I'm proud of you
@prototypex8217
@prototypex8217 7 ай бұрын
I remember seeing a dnd video involving a dude not able to finish the mind goblin joke
@rvsen5351
@rvsen5351 7 ай бұрын
@@prototypex8217 The one where he gave his best joke to a fairy?
@HammerspaceCreature
@HammerspaceCreature 7 ай бұрын
The guy who managed to off Vale's character 7 years in despite his 20 intrigue skill is the true winner.
@eloryosnak4100
@eloryosnak4100 7 ай бұрын
The fact it was genuinely some random dickhead too, not like a player or important faction
@wooooooooods
@wooooooooods 7 ай бұрын
RIP Nitrodubs6 Gone, but not forgotten
@MathTextbook1
@MathTextbook1 7 ай бұрын
Also joe_from_wallmart
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 7 ай бұрын
This game was a saturday mornibg cartoon featuring Robert "the stranger", best serial killer in West Africa, going on wacky adventures to kill his entire lineage. All while the Great Atredis Khan is desperatly trying to stop him from murdering his sisters. Somehow the old Robert always escapes.
@reddytoplay9188
@reddytoplay9188 6 ай бұрын
and then a stupid deathnote plot arrive where the next Atredis manages to kill Robert.
@PixelTheMushroom
@PixelTheMushroom 2 ай бұрын
@@reddytoplay9188 yes
@JamesTobiasStewart
@JamesTobiasStewart Ай бұрын
And Nitrodubs69 appearance is that surreal episode where a new cast member turns up with explanation, then vanishes again.
@Totasfunnynumber
@Totasfunnynumber 7 ай бұрын
Oppenheimer wasn't building a bomb. He was building a Nick Cannon
@hambor12
@hambor12 7 ай бұрын
“I have become Nick Cannon, (Former) R. Kelly Collaborator”
@celleryvon9546
@celleryvon9546 7 ай бұрын
ur pfp is just like mine
@Totasfunnynumber
@Totasfunnynumber 7 ай бұрын
@@celleryvon9546 wow you're right
@randorider4447
@randorider4447 6 ай бұрын
For when he planned to steal the child in spiff's prison?
@flowers_chaos
@flowers_chaos 7 ай бұрын
TWO UPLOADS IN TWO WEEKS???
@marintheking1515
@marintheking1515 7 ай бұрын
A single week actually
@kylefinck77
@kylefinck77 7 ай бұрын
He might separate weeks on Wednesdays. Who knows
@jc_art_
@jc_art_ 7 ай бұрын
​@@kylefinck77 i seperate weeks by number of days passed, like a normal person. Its been 7 days since last video so its been a week since last video
@businesspug1523
@businesspug1523 7 ай бұрын
@@jc_art_ The last video was last week’s Thursday as well, so by all definitions it two weeks
@ArchDud3
@ArchDud3 7 ай бұрын
He has woken.
@DS-tv2fi
@DS-tv2fi 7 ай бұрын
Wow, 2 vids in a week. I for one welcome this new paradigm.
@SecondOmega
@SecondOmega 7 ай бұрын
23:27 So Fun fact there is a Goblin card in MTG called a ‘___ Goblin’ or ‘Name Sticker Goblin’ where you put a word in the blank space to use as its name. Meaning you can make your own mind goblin.
@SecondOmega
@SecondOmega 7 ай бұрын
Also fun fact it’s mechanically sub-optimal to play the card as a Mind Goblin. I have yet to see anyone play it as anything other than a Mind Goblin
@NoxiousAffection
@NoxiousAffection 7 ай бұрын
@@SecondOmega idk about your playgroup but legacy players looooooooove making him into Delusionary Goblin, then immediately casting Muxus
@SecondOmega
@SecondOmega 7 ай бұрын
@@NoxiousAffection Ah right, forgot it was legacy legal. I only played unfinity draft or as part of an Un- cube at my lgs
@zachariahmerry2396
@zachariahmerry2396 7 ай бұрын
Unfinity and its consequences have been a disaster to the human race.
@Shekel-Shoveler
@Shekel-Shoveler 7 ай бұрын
Valefisk's "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it" run.
@lucifersatan8240
@lucifersatan8240 7 ай бұрын
*Will Will take you out of it. It's not a threat. It's a promise.
@jonnypickering
@jonnypickering 7 ай бұрын
Praise the father for a bountiful harvest this month "My balls hurt they itch" -Sun Tzu
@nynsho2326
@nynsho2326 7 ай бұрын
The moment the Mongol Empire changed their name to "Die Oppenheimer" absolutely devastated me. I couldn't breath for a solid 2 minutes. It had like the perfect build-up.
@statelyelms
@statelyelms 7 ай бұрын
"emptying the family prison" horrible great sentence
@evilchild1851
@evilchild1851 7 ай бұрын
Paul may have the most heads, but Oppenheimer will be remembered forever
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 7 ай бұрын
I mean, so will Genghis Khan.
@coronin8587
@coronin8587 7 ай бұрын
The fact this video can actually stand in as a really, really off the rails version of Dune is amazing.
@hadriancaesar2686
@hadriancaesar2686 7 ай бұрын
When answering the bear vs man question the first response should always be "Is the man British?"
@olasham5113
@olasham5113 7 ай бұрын
31:45 "Well you can do everything in your power to stop me" is such a raw line
@whyle5318
@whyle5318 7 ай бұрын
Real supervillian line, but it's a supervillian who actually wins in the end.
@skelehedron3070
@skelehedron3070 7 ай бұрын
The entire talk about the wheel of time audio books is honestly really funny after listening through book 7. What I find funnier is trying to read the books and thinking "thats how the fuck that person's name is pronounced?"
@bgthereformer
@bgthereformer 7 ай бұрын
Reggie Vale crossover i never expected, but am glad happened
@beancandev7818
@beancandev7818 7 ай бұрын
Haven’t watched that much of the video yet, and I am VERY afraid of what’s about to go down. Nothing good can come from these two people being in the same room, and adding spiff in makes things even worse. Edit: Yep, everything went about as well as I expected
@screwaccountnames
@screwaccountnames 7 ай бұрын
"Die Oppenheimer" is actually just German for "The Oppenheimers"
@tadhgmcelligott3693
@tadhgmcelligott3693 6 ай бұрын
No one who speaks German can be an evil man
@abcav297
@abcav297 7 ай бұрын
Robert Oppenheimer: “When I came to you with those serial kills, we thought we might start a killing spree that would destroy the world.” Paul Atreides: “I remember it well. What of it?” Oppenheimer: "I believe we did.”
@user-pd2mp8nk5g
@user-pd2mp8nk5g 7 ай бұрын
Optimizing murder in CK3 is a weirdly fascinating process
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 7 ай бұрын
I have to say Chamber does a very convincing SpiffingBrit impression.
@dasamont8274
@dasamont8274 7 ай бұрын
As someone who has both listened to the Wheel of Time audiobooks and read the books, I can't say that I remember there being an issue of the name pronunciation changing, I think the larger problem is that so many of the characters have basically the same name and they are practically the same character with few distinguishing features (Seane vs Sarine vs Saine vs Siuan). Also, the biggest issue I can remember is that a country has a very similar name to a class of people from the big evil empire (Domani and Damane), so the book can talk about a D*man* woman, and you have to consider where in the world the chapter takes place to determine which type of woman they are talking about.
@DriesRoelandt
@DriesRoelandt 7 ай бұрын
Spiff might be referring to how the husband and the wife both pronounce some of the names differently.
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 7 ай бұрын
I think the actual issue is that each character has a different accent which alters how the names are pronounced and those accents changed depending on who was reading them. Iirc Elayne had some of the most egregious pronunciations, though I can't remember whether it was when voiced by the husband or wife.
@nicorozner7417
@nicorozner7417 7 ай бұрын
I loved that post in Dune when Paul founded the Swedegolian Empire.
@thesunwillneverset
@thesunwillneverset 7 ай бұрын
I think the funniest part about Spiff in *any* multiplayer scenario is that he never *starts* overpowered, but he *will* win eventually. It's always this master plan with like 100 steps that all seem disconnected until he pulls the trigger and *ascends* to decimate everyone. Both maximum chance of success and maximum content from every other player being confused and terrified because they know Spiff is doing *something* but they can't for the life of them figure out what it is. Perfectly Balanced.
@Luke-z2x
@Luke-z2x 7 ай бұрын
I've seen this comment before
@anondescriptbullet
@anondescriptbullet 7 ай бұрын
Vale somehow not having money whilst living in Gold land is just peak
@starhalv2427
@starhalv2427 7 ай бұрын
Fingers crossed dlc with unlanded characters will be a full sandbox where you can travel around the world, gather a host of warriors and eventually press claim on land- rather than a shallow, repeatable event chain. Also, nice video
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 7 ай бұрын
I wouldn't bet on it. CK3 is a grand strategy game, not an RPG. Making gameplay engaging for NPCs is not a priority.
@starhalv2427
@starhalv2427 7 ай бұрын
@@timothymclean It's not NPC's I'm talking about
@kjj26k
@kjj26k 3 ай бұрын
That is literally just Mount and Blade.
@starhalv2427
@starhalv2427 3 ай бұрын
@@kjj26k Well yes, but actually no
@AncientEagle007
@AncientEagle007 7 ай бұрын
"I have known the Spiffing Brit for 8 years." Haha the Paradox quiz show is not that long ago. *Checks* Oh my fucking god.
@9wowable
@9wowable 7 ай бұрын
As an OG viewer. It’s insane to think how big Spiffing has become. I remember his old HoI4 viewer games in his discord. Good on him and bringing the boys back.
@UnusualDomenic
@UnusualDomenic 7 ай бұрын
Cant wait for the CIA or something to say "5 views in 15 seconds bro fell off"
@Imperial_Squid
@Imperial_Squid 7 ай бұрын
15 likes in 6 minutes? Commenters fell off
@onebigfox8310
@onebigfox8310 7 ай бұрын
Once again coughing hard enough to almost puke towards the end with Oppenheimer the Serial killer who murders his family being released for 90 gold.
@nplt8263
@nplt8263 7 ай бұрын
33:12 Spiff really just went "When is a gift not a gift"
@JoltedAlive
@JoltedAlive 7 ай бұрын
The fact that Spiff had vale in jail, and then fucking ransomed him for 90 gold on accident absolutely slays me
@Maker0824
@Maker0824 7 ай бұрын
I really hope Spiff does not say “Did you just yoink a boy?” ever again
@Spexx368
@Spexx368 7 ай бұрын
Vale spawn camping his own family is somehow very on-brand. And I almost forgot to mention the spiffing Brit literally pulled a “the British are coming”
@Partyrockscool
@Partyrockscool 7 ай бұрын
ANOTHER VALE VIDEO SO SOON? AND CK3??? WE’RE EATING WELL TONIGHT LADS!
@redwitch95
@redwitch95 7 ай бұрын
48:03 God-Emperor Leto II to his beloved advisor Moneo in 13724 AG.
@Milotaur
@Milotaur 7 ай бұрын
Honestly, Valefisk, Spiff and Reggie are the perfect trio, pls make more with the three of you. I love watching my three favorite lunatics playing games lol
@NotInterXX
@NotInterXX 7 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT REGGIE?? AND THE SPIFFING BRIT? i cannot describe how happy I am. The fact that pretty much all of my favorite KZbinrs (now including valefisk) have done collabs is so gratifying
@horse_plinko
@horse_plinko 7 ай бұрын
They mentioned the Wheel of Time books being narrated by a husband and wife team and I was like "no way Michael Kramer and Kate Reading (known for Mistborn and Stormlight) did those too, right?" And apparently they did! Neat :D
@Momperino
@Momperino 7 ай бұрын
"You have no excuse not to try it" Seeing how my Batchelor is due next week id say i'm sure to fail if i play this
@lukaskubik4698
@lukaskubik4698 7 ай бұрын
I am just glad that we are being kept safe by games where Vale gets to murder people and doesn't have to quench his bloodthirst on real people.
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 7 ай бұрын
Spiff forming the Mongol Empire while controlling a miniscule, if any, amount of ethnic Mongol territory is peak Spiff.
@jamespeake4883
@jamespeake4883 7 ай бұрын
Spiff accidentally ransoming Vale made me laugh so much my throat started hurting
@Chessrook44
@Chessrook44 7 ай бұрын
There was a rule at the start saying that you were not allowed to directly kill each other. Spiff broke that rule by executing you, ergo Vale wins by default and Spiff lost due to cheating!
@Dorsidwarf
@Dorsidwarf 7 ай бұрын
Yeah!
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 7 ай бұрын
Apparently there was nuance to those rules not clarified in this video. And no one cared because the game was basically over.
@theflev-matic4892
@theflev-matic4892 6 ай бұрын
Seeing Oppenheimer slowly go from young and handsome to fucking ancient looking is the best part of this video
@entothechesnautknight1762
@entothechesnautknight1762 7 ай бұрын
"Mind Goblin" actually is a real magic card... Sort of? Ok so magic sometimes has Joke sets where they play with mechanics they'd never put in the real game, and in the latest one, they experimented around with "stickers" you can attach to cards after certain game actions. There were three kinds of stickers; -Stat/Text stickers (change the stats or textbox of a card) -Hat stickers (useful for joke cards) -Name add-on stickers (More useful than you'd think) In order to play these stickers, you needed either a card that gave you sticker points, or let you put a sticker on it when played. One of the cards that did the latter was "_____ Goblin", a 3 mana goblin which let you stick a name add-on sticker on it, and then gives you X red mana, where X is the number of letters in the sticker. One of the name add-on stickers was "Mind". However, note the number of letters; there's four. The card cost three. Not only *can* you have a creature named "Mind Goblin" in magic, but it's *legitimately a good play* to play it, since you go +1 on mana *and* get a free goblin. (Insanely powerful in magic) Oh also remember how I said these come from a joke set where they do things that wouldn't fly in the real game? Yeah I lied this wasn't a joke set, "Mind" Goblin is REAL and LEGAL. ( *Technically* there are better names to put on the Goblin then 'Mind', there are 5 and 6 letter name stickers, *but* they're like 1 per sticker sheet at most, you can only play from 3 unique sheets in a game, and there's only one sticker per name, so "Mind Goblin" is still Optimal on, like, _______ Goblin #3 or 4.)
@WizardGeneral
@WizardGeneral 7 ай бұрын
Can't believe you missed a perfectly good opportunity to name your king William Afton of House Purple Guy.
@iamatrain4397
@iamatrain4397 7 ай бұрын
3 seconds in and I'm having flashbacks to the Valefisk torture board game "you killed my wife"
@djpullaro5962
@djpullaro5962 7 ай бұрын
For the Audiobooks, I understand that. I listen to another series that they narrate, The Stormlight Archives and sometimes the pronunciation changes from book to book. Don't get me wrong though, they are great at narrating and the story is amazing.
@emopost
@emopost 7 ай бұрын
When I heard the phrase "you killed my wife," I was fully expecting another Harrison Ford in The Fugitive scenario. Imagine my disappointment when that was not the case.
@DustD.Reaper
@DustD.Reaper 7 ай бұрын
If you want to get back at the devious british man, round up the usual stockholm syndrom victims and give them a seperate aspect of a boardgame to design while telling them to make it as much of a torture as possible to eventually create the most nonsensical and mental taxing boardgame made by people who had to endure years of psychological trauma at your hand...and then get Spiff to play that absolute clusterfuck thats barely classified as a game and see how much he can handle
@MunchKING
@MunchKING 7 ай бұрын
26:17 I thought about the setting fire to the feast one, but I haven't seen it in ages. It's got to be hard to pull off. I also thought of the event where you become a Berserker and kill like your whole court off, but I think you have to be a North Germanic tribe for that one.
@GhostForgerSVF
@GhostForgerSVF 7 ай бұрын
"This is the 7th time my wife has given me a 2nd chance" had me in hysterics xD
@michaelschick3820
@michaelschick3820 7 ай бұрын
The mind goblin is really it’s from an “un” set in magic that uses stickers so there is a “blank” goblin and a mind sticker
@Alabastion
@Alabastion 7 ай бұрын
You could hear Daddy Vale start to look up what mind goblin was. My head lowered in remorse for what he was about to hear.
@clang_the_owl42
@clang_the_owl42 7 ай бұрын
In Spiff's world being a serial killer with a killcount of 114 get's you the same punishment, as RDM-ing someone on a Gmod DarkRP server
@vanderkarl3927
@vanderkarl3927 7 ай бұрын
This is truly something else. After Spiff went on his murder rampage I thought he would beat the others by an order of magnitude, I did not expect things to go so far off the rails after that!
@groundon462
@groundon462 7 ай бұрын
I thought one of the rules was you couldn't directly kill each other's characters. It kinda felt like spiff cheated there at the end. It was very funny though.
@emeraldmann1329
@emeraldmann1329 7 ай бұрын
It seems like that rule ends when your main guy dies? I do think it should've just been like, ai controlled once you die though. Instead of what happened, which is that Spiff got a massive lead, died, and then used his massive resources to screw over the other two
@cephery8482
@cephery8482 7 ай бұрын
Yeah he started cheating pretty much as soon as paul died in that regard, but honestly khan robert fighting endgame and getting away with it until he was 80 was probably a better story.
@nucleargandhi3759
@nucleargandhi3759 7 ай бұрын
Yeah. It was one thing trying to kill through stress. Even imprisoning was maybe arguable (even if it still felt cheap) but directly executing him 100% should have been against the rules they set
@Lysvsyl
@Lysvsyl 7 ай бұрын
Spiff bending the rules to his benefit? How ridiculous!
@DankManPlays
@DankManPlays 7 ай бұрын
The fucking what?
@qhu3878
@qhu3878 7 ай бұрын
the average ck3 mp game
@jan_harald
@jan_harald 7 ай бұрын
the campaign for west africa >;P
@phyllotaxis
@phyllotaxis 17 күн бұрын
8:18 I know this is 6 months late, but I'm genuinely curious what makes Guge so special for this sort of challenge?
@UltraWeebMaster
@UltraWeebMaster 7 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: “Mind Goblin” actually is a legal magic the gathering card. There’s a card called “____ Goblin” that lets you put a sticker in that fills the blank spot. “Mind” is one of the stickers you can put in that slot.
@shill9299
@shill9299 7 ай бұрын
A suprise to be sure but a welcomed one. On a serious note, i do love all three of you guys and was presently surprised to see a video involving all of you.
@notimportant2605
@notimportant2605 7 ай бұрын
Two videos in one month?! Yes, da- father! Please! We require more! We're not an addict. We can quit whenever we want.
@Tolang123
@Tolang123 7 ай бұрын
So for the "mind goblin" thing, there is a card from the most recent Un-set, that is legal in a couple of formats, called "________ Goblin." It allows you to fill in the blank with a set of sticker names. One of the options is "Mind." So technically you could say there is a Mind Goblin in MTG.
@GrimmReavr
@GrimmReavr 7 ай бұрын
@thespiffingbrit GOOD JOB ON GETTING MORE VALE UPLOADS WE NEEDED THEMMMMMM
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 7 ай бұрын
@2:30 Honestly, that's a VERY good Cillian Murphy. Well done.
@nbkarkat
@nbkarkat 7 ай бұрын
i NEED more videos with the spiffing brit, he's consistently so funny and pleasant
@DARKthenoble
@DARKthenoble 7 ай бұрын
If were honest vale technically wins because spiff broke the rule of not killing other players.
@datrandompanda
@datrandompanda 7 ай бұрын
This video reminds me of the "Serial Killer" speedrun category that the Crusader Kings Speedrun discord decided to add about 3 months to CK2. But slightly different because the speedrun category is to get certain amounts of kills the fastest.
@vincentstrangewaes
@vincentstrangewaes 7 ай бұрын
Valefisk AND Reggie AND Spiff?????????????????? i will not forget about the campaign for north africa, but this will definitely buy some time
@Fanverleon
@Fanverleon 7 ай бұрын
The mind goblin magic the gathering card is actually real There is a card called ______ goblin whose gimic is that the blank can be replaced with stickers One of the stickers is the word "mind" so that cars is just only used for that joke
@PerfectZeroMusic_
@PerfectZeroMusic_ 7 ай бұрын
Giving TheSpiffingBrit and Vale a sandbox game yielded about the expected result *aka* *Absolute chaos*
@tangentfox4677
@tangentfox4677 3 ай бұрын
I do like how a random unknown person managed to join the competition for approximately a minute.
@dodojesus4529
@dodojesus4529 6 күн бұрын
He reached 5th place just behind robert marokenheimer. Reggie wqsnt coping well
@JoltedAlive
@JoltedAlive 7 ай бұрын
Seeing the event announcement of "Genghis Khan," with fucking Paul Atreides on screen is funny asf to me
@seamusfinnegan1164
@seamusfinnegan1164 7 ай бұрын
Spiff broke the rule of not killing other players with that execution XD
@ComicZeroOne
@ComicZeroOne 7 ай бұрын
22:50 Vale, I can't believe you actually fell for that.
@adrianmerasanz2625
@adrianmerasanz2625 7 ай бұрын
This Game is literally a valefisk fashion Game
@MountainSoftware1984
@MountainSoftware1984 7 ай бұрын
56:10 five guys? Murders and knives?
@jordanr0419
@jordanr0419 7 ай бұрын
You should warm up the gang to CNA with a coop game of hearts of iron 4 but immediately throw them into the black ice mod. Ultra sufferage
@jorislawant2709
@jorislawant2709 7 ай бұрын
Two valefisk videos in one week? The end must be near.
@TheRaptorsClaw
@TheRaptorsClaw 7 ай бұрын
Thank you spiff for forcing vale to post, I'm certainly a grateful fuck :)
@liampatrick3513
@liampatrick3513 7 ай бұрын
I genuinely though moh-ghi-dee-un and moh-gah-deen were 2 different people through multiple wheel of time audiobooks
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