Valheim is the most dangerous survival game there is

[@duolingo3243]

zanny: starts video with an ocean everyone: the coast of tsushima

[@Joker-f7e5k]

Lol

[@lilith_2777]

Coastheim

[@aclassicusername2174]

3 Souls, trapped in Purgatory...

[@duolingo3243]

When zanny notices me

[@mrmiyagi776]

Ok

[@lexhidlebaugh7710]

When I get a notification I don’t even need to see The title all I need is the thumbnail to know it’s Zanny

[@pyropug0188]

LMFAO SAME

[@TheFireknight12]

Was about to comment about that tobey but yea this is facts.

[@portocală33]

s ame

[@williepchamp3060]

Fr

[@zoomiro1622]

Lmao really good comment

[@alexanderbriese7561]

"DONT SHOOT IT YOU'RE ANGERING IT!" 5 secconds later... "KILL IT KILL IT NOW!"

[@nakseyyy]

me with spiders

[@alexjr977]

@@nakseyyy lmao

[@bjorncorvin4568]

That was my dad the other day "Trust the Cat" 5 seconds later "DON'T TRUST THE CAT!"

[@Thinepickles]

When I saw they were swimming to the plains I died inside

[@AmrashVFX]

frrr

[@capibird6975]

Lmao, same.

[@kushkong1339]

I laughed my ass off actually. 😭

[@ezekial717]

i literally went wide eyed and was like NO!!!! NONONO!!! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[@convergence1point]

@dfc9944 As a certified weirdo, that likes to break the game progression. I actually dont mind the plains. You wear the roots Chest piece to make deathsquitos, a non problem (gives resistance to pierce damage which they do). And tame some lox for keeping the fulings away. And if you really want to go that extra mile, put down some bonfires as mosquito traps (they fly into them) until you get the windmills, which can do the same.

[@nateeaton7729]

The download size is literally 1.1 gigabytes. They made a beautiful, compelling, content-packed game that sells for $20 and is just over a gigabyte.

[@aryaman3083]

Kudos to the devs i started playing yesterday and I'm enjoying a lot

[@donkers2705]

triple A Game devs hate that trick

[@YoStu242]

I was worried when download started, no game this small can be good? Is this Pacman? But I was wrong

[@NTJedi]

Here's the flaws which need to be fixed in Valheim.... hopefully these changes arrive: 1) The enemy bosses are couch potatoes merely waiting to be summoned and killed. That's just sad. **THE FIX:** The enemy bosses should be randomly generated inside the world and moving with possibly causing damage or creating monsters. The enemy bosses could then be unlimited allowing endless replay value.... as compared to killing the last boss and reaching 'end of game'. Allow us to keep adventuring and encountering new enemy bosses. 2) The game allows you to create these uber powerful walls which can't be harmed and uber powerful ditches resulting with enemy waves during a siege to be completely powerless. When two trolls just stand helplessly waiting to be killed.... that's a game flaw. When I feel sorry for the monsters\enemies that's when I stop playing a game. **THE FIX:** Only allow the actual wooden walls and stone walls.... maybe some stronger walls later,,,, but siege attacks should always be an actual concern in the game. 3) The lack of personal inventory and chest inventory is simply ridiculous. There's not a single game I have encountered which has a smaller inventory, but one may exist. **THE FIX:** Personal inventory should be tripled and the inventory within chests should be increased by ten times. 4) A player might play the game for 3 years fighting, training, exercising... yet even after 3 years you still have the same weak hit points. All of your hit points are *only* from the food you are eating which is wrong. **THE FIX:** fighting, training, exercising and eating healthy should all be included when identifying total hitpoints. It's foolish to think someone such as Hercules would have low hit points simply because he missed breakfast and lunch.

[@nateeaton7729]

@@NTJedi I mostly agree, I also think that there should be a way to actually see your character besides the main menu.

[@shadowwolf7177]

Zanny: *Puts Bully Maguire in the thumbnail* Everyone: *Not bad kid*

[@adityarao1462]

Well he is new york Parker not bully maguire

[@ethanhanson2421]

Still got the moves

[@user-su8nd8ee9c]

Didnt laugh...

[@scoutbite4334]

YOULL GET YOUR REGULAR MAGUIRE WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@samuraishogun8338]

Credit have to be given to the guy who played the titanic flute

[@romeroedgar5675]

Took one for the team haha

[@themanowns8555]

@@romeroedgar5675 OH MY GOD ITS YOU XD

[@aaeve5676]

@@romeroedgar5675 I bow to you good sir, you contributed to 20 minutes of content from a 2hour long stream.

[@kushkong1339]

@@romeroedgar5675 that flute made me crack a rib lmao gg

[@mr.pickle4847]

"if you're looking for your stolen artifacts they're in the british museum" I nearly spit out my tea

[@jakefastf]

Who tf drinks tea

[@mr.pickle4847]

@@jakefastf enough people to empty 273 billion litres

[@igotbanned8372]

@@jakefastf Canadians and Brits

[@InsufficientGravitas]

@@jakefastf Wrong question. All that matters is wether it was yorkshire tea or not.

[@CloverV6]

I guess the Asians who are big tea drinkers didn’t even make this convo lmao

[@MrLeskulls]

"What you said was so stupid, he learned English just to correct you." best burn today.

[@RodneyG669]

Watching you flee a sea serpent, into a swamp, into leeches, straight into the plains was entertaining.

[@Caluben]

When we lost all our stuff and didn't know we could just cheat: Painheim.

[@Caluben]

@Matt V I can promise you that ain't ever happening 😂😭

[@rockymtnfigures2923]

@Matt V LOL Matt our campaign might've failed. 🤡

[@dillonb5317]

Screw that, I wanna see more caluben

[@rockymtnfigures2923]

@Shadow blazer ngl I wanna see that again!

[@nasch3391]

only the weak uses a cheat, u die u delete ur char, create a new one

[@superboomer1232]

The audience: So it’s not Minecraft but it’s Minecraft? Zanny: Well yes, but actually no.

[@acleverpassword2076]

Free palheim

[@morrissuah9587]

It's more like a valheim rust or ark survival than minecraft

[@Thalanox]

And every first person shooter is a Doom clone.

[@Crusader_Cicada]

its runescape

[@Hanzlet]

Its better and free free as in more cheap

[@sanstheskeleton5573]

Zanny: *Fights Mobs Properly* Josh From Let's Game It Out: *Sets every living entity on fire by abusing campfires*

[@correctmeifurgay7199]

Josh is basically the embodiment of torment

[@killerbean6254]

@@correctmeifurgay7199 no, graystillplays is torment, Josh is chaos

[@ChrizCola]

@@killerbean6254 Josh's computer would argue otherwise

[@jasonwisniewski6880]

"What you said was so stupid, he learned English just to correct you." DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD. DEAD.

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

Zanny: "We need to F***k**g park the boat right now" Everyone: *The COAST OF TSUSHIMA*

[@contemplatingrain2380]

Zanny needs to play God of War or Marvel’s Spider-Man. Spider-Man especially because he moaned about it before. God of War because boy

[@Penigale]

Spiderman remastered bundle is god Tier

[@grimlyte6466]

Zanny plays what he wants to play

[@cheericoke2484]

@@grimlyte6466 well to be fare he said he wanted to play Spider-Man

[@Penigale]

@@grimlyte6466 understandable. He did say multiple times he wanted to play Spiderman, though

[@marge3199]

@@Penigale I'm not jealous i'm naht

[@sunzoooooooo]

Zanny’s singing hits harder than my dad’s belt

[@Kevin-ek4fi]

-sun zoo

[@Hanzlet]

Dayumnn

[@rileynotarthomas3166]

Belting = singing so could be interpreted both ways lol

[@Tagerrun]

Sounds like he’s a beta with a limp wrist if he can’t beat you harder than that.

[@devingansel7882]

It do doa

[@olekserton617]

Not even a minute in and Caleb is drowning This is a way to go Sean moment

[@thehoboeskimo9888]

way to go caleb

[@miguelhenriquecosta]

way to go, sean. You've let Caleb drown.

[@heyfell4301]

8:40 As a brazilian, i can basically confirm that's a very good representation of how the portuguese discovered our country. You only forgot to include the dinossaurs, besides that, this video would probably be in a museum.

[@johanmanochio9970]

e aí meu compatriota

[@heyfell4301]

@@johanmanochio9970 eae meu parça, deboas?

[@johanmanochio9970]

@@heyfell4301 suavão meu bom

[@drorsheffer1182]

Zanny: "Arise!" The Elder: * arises * Zanny: "FUCK GO BACK!"

[@theburgernoder2441]

Zanny: *put’s chicken in oven* The broast of Tsushima

[@sirfrancisgaming9438]

READ MOOOOORE

[@costcoseagull1785]

"Target the innocent! I'm like the US military" The US be looking at Zanny vibin in the Philippines. An island country. In Asia.

[@cemmvids]

The US after seeing this video: "We've committed crimes against the Philippines before and we'll do it again"

[@aldenchavez3750]

Walter nervously sweats

[@isorokudono]

@@cemmvids When? Filipinos got US citizenship after joining the US military and fighting the Japanese during WWII.

[@cemmvids]

@@isorokudono the Philippine-American War from 1899 to 1902, which was the war that created the racist poem by Kipling and concept "white man's burden"

[@isorokudono]

@@cemmvids S.N.O.R.E. You're boring.

[@contemplatingrain2380]

Zanny screaming plus that flute Quality content

[@OrangeXJam]

Imagine it with pirates of the caribbean theme music

[@death7863]

oh man i beat valheim over a month ago and this brings back all the stupid memories of playing this game with my friends

[@thorveim1174]

and now its un-beaten, again because of the new biome and boss :p

[@death7863]

@@thorveim1174 yerp We plan to start playing it again soon

[@spookay69]

Nothing beats the terror of the first time you meet a troll

[@hoop6822]

Zanny "Oh God it's the British" Me a Brit: *sips tea melicously"

[@Evilwolf21]

Me a non-Brit: Is that malicious or melicious?

[@kierancc9095]

Melonicously

[@thehoboeskimo9888]

me a hispanic: que..

[@marge3199]

@@Evilwolf21 he meant malicious it's not an England thing he just spelt it wrong

[@hoop6822]

@@marge3199 no we do spell it like that. America spell it the other way

[@darthrevan3760]

I never thought the sacrificing children meme would ever return

[@dr.goldinson3583]

Me: Copies someone’s comment *The repost of Tsushima*

[@dysphoria_1.040]

Me: Brags about getting likes for a comment that isnt even funny *The Boast of Tsushima*

[@halfiem2510]

Being the 69th like and having the obligation to tell the world about it. *The memer of Tsushima*

[@dysphoria_1.040]

@@halfiem2510 70th like I have ruined your meme

[@halfiem2510]

@@dysphoria_1.040 *The Pain of Tsushima*

[@Yuuki74305]

"I´m scared of the ocean now" Subnautica in a nutshell

[@nathanmitchell5083]

Have you seen below zeros leviathans? They all have special death animation and it's TERRIFYING.

[@SpaceKnight105]

0:17 LOVE THE SONG

[@Bord3]

The “skirr” when singing Valheim felt like a Migos album and I'm not opposed to it.

[@sovietalpaca9584]

Basically this game is a mix of sea of thieves, AC Valhalla, and a discount dark souls. Interesting.

[@baty6346]

And minecraft

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

ye

[@danielhardman234]

And terraria, with the bosses and the individual character mechanic

[@dysphoria_1.040]

And better than all of them

[@guts1859]

It's not better than dark souls lol

[@hk-47droid64]

"The boat is at half health!" Serpent Maguire: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@ADiTYA-qx8iw]

"If you're looking for your stolen artifacts they're at the British Museum".... 😂

[@gojijoey4829]

"you and me being team Godzilla this is actually perfect, we are gonna fuck this monkey up." this pleases me knowing Zanny is team Godzilla

[@silksonghornet3722]

I swear, whoever played that titanic flute deserves a medal.

[@celecitaxerror9553]

i died when that happened. LOL now i have to go to a british museum to get my things back.

[@xanderlee51]

"roleplaying the US military" Holy shit that got dark fast. Was pretty funny though.

[@cswizzle1890]

We're not the only ones that do that.

[@wzdzysawzninosyn4905]

@@cswizzle1890 "we might have commited terrible war crimes, but uh duh some other people did it too, so we're not bad!"

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

@Nate Chamberlain-Marks That's right, unlike some "people" we in the US Army only believe in ethical slaughter of Civilians of Foreign origins

[@wzdzysawzninosyn4905]

@Nate Chamberlain-Marks just: what "average level of genocidal" yeah that sounds way better and excuses all criticism based around slaughter of native americans and trying to destroy the ones that were left, causing dozens of wars in Middle East and Africa, asassinating African political leaders that wanted to get rid of US influence in their countries and supporting dictators that came after them.

[@jaidonmoore6268]

@@wzdzysawzninosyn4905 name one

[@SigynsHope]

"Oh god, we're the British" When you realize you're not the good guys lol

[@thegeneralmitch]

you talking mad shit for someone in colonizing distance....

[@crungler]

bad ending

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Yeah, society is so bad right guys like we should all go back to slinging spears and shitting in the bushes behind our mudhuts

[@thegeneralmitch]

@@dylanmonstrum1538 what are you talking about? There are Scots in Glasgow that still behave like that today. ;D

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@thegeneralmitch There's a reason they were called barbarians!

[@SomeRandomVergilFanboy]

"what do you do with a drunken sailor" you brutally murder him.

[@terriblehorribleawfulvarie7088]

It's been years and the titanic flute timing still fuckin kills me

[@basilblair]

God I love this game. The building is clean, the music is great, the lighting is beautiful, it’s fun with friends, the hunting and boss fights are fun, it’s everything I’ve wanted from the survival genre. It also works with the flight stuck i use for Microsoft flight sim, so I’ll be doing a play through using that sometime soon.

[@Average_Microwave]

Zanny: "I'm going to take my boat to the old Town road" Serpent: *exists* Zanny few seconds later: *scared zanny noises*

[@OrangeXJam]

Serpent : Hello there

[@maxshafer7287]

@@OrangeXJam Zanny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@YungCustard]

Sing “My Mother Told Me” next time you voyage with the boys for full Viking immersion

[@MS-bi1vm]

*Sees Zanny having more fun in 15 minutes than I've had in 40 hours* I need friends

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

Zanny: We are Palheim We are Strong We are Indomitable For we are *CHEATERS!!* Ghost of Tsushima: You are therefore relieved of a Samurai's Honor

[@10hoursl8r6]

Zanny: Ooooooooooooooo Vegetation that looks friendly The draugrs bugs leeches and sea monsters:

[@Acesgirl7]

Zanny you're an actual life saver - I just finished watching the sequels for the first time and this 14:37 video had more action, drama and comedy than all three movies combined.

[@olegsbalaclava1051]

Odin: “Ay my man, I like your cut. You can come to Valhalla now.” Zan & Co. : “No, wait... our progress...”

[@lolsam5099]

03:44 As someone who knows sarcasm it was so hilarious yet didn't expect you to go far haha

[@chunkymonkey4487]

I rewatch the valheim series so often its just such a fun few videos to watch

[@republicstrikesbackimperio]

It’s funny when zanny and his friends where on the boat and they get attacked by a sea serpent

[@jefferycho8854]

Zanny: I’m gonna have new outro Also Zanny: So that was a fucking lie

[@cooperdavis8296]

"I'm roleplaying the US military" holy shit Zanny

[@magiv4205]

"I'll leave this evil lookin' guy, he's just vibin'. TARGET THE INNOCENT! I'm roleplaying the US military." Lmfao

[@JacobLeex]

1:55 im saving the sea serpent reaction for when I need a boost dyring the day

[@clonetrooper8669]

Me after zanny says that he’s team Godzilla : ah I see you are a man of culture as well

[@jimmym2669]

Wheres buzzsaw's harmonica at man? All the ogs will get that reference

[@kevinrincon7674]

In the first seconds all I hear is Caleb is drowning

[@miggywiggy]

“I’m role playing the US military” had me rollin

[@lancelot5286]

Target the innocent. Im roleplaying the US military. Gold.

[@declicitous1763]

Zanny and the boys: *See sea monster* Zanny and the boys: “now that is an Avengers level threat”

[@intrepidgamer7942]

What we learned from the boat section is that there's always a bigger fish.

[@oxelord3011]

Only OGs know that the original title was "Valheim is the next big survival game mark my words"

[@sebastianossa7097]

DAAAMMNN boy, I thought I was the only one who saw that

[@arecorder.1382]

zanny and the bois when they got attacked by the s erpant is basically the us navy when they incounterd the kamikaze

[@techieman4614]

"I cant see because of the MAST!" 2:45 In the most high pitch voice ever 😆

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

Zanny: What other shanties do you know? Proceeds to sing *"Old Town Road" on Sea*

[@tommydwyer2871]

Black Forest good job the us policie aren’t there

[@isaaclove170]

Plz shut the fuck up

[@jj_grabes]

“Lived through the Mongol invasion.”

[@fupsies6045]

"Viking Minecraft" So normal Minecraft then

[@Piplup3888]

Ill be honest, seeing "Plains" pop up on the screen terrified me infinitely more than the serpent. Those deathsquito's.... They are death incarnate

[@chrome6803]

”This game looks so good” Zanny: ”i cannot see im legally blind”

[@bruhjustanothermalaysian8117]

8:19 well you see zanny, you just discover Australia

[@hunternot]

" haven't played anything else in 4 day except valhiem" dang thats me

[@Graezar]

Don't forget that Fabio is also Zanny's mount in SWTOR so really Fabio just travels time and space.

[@LukeCuddy]

Zanny "Valheim is the most dangerous survival game there is" Me *Laughs in Project Zomboid*

[@lukskywalkee5359]

This is the embodiment of singing sea shanties with the boys

[@7yes7]

I JUST bought Jedi Fallen order and I’m playing it for the first time now

[@henrygreber4763]

Have so much fun

[@chaddington9240]

Its a very fun and sometimes hard game

[@7yes7]

@Nate Chamberlain-Marks I have not dealt with him yet but I sense he will soon be on his way for more

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

"I can't see because of the MAST" *The most 3-D thing ever*

[@TheScarredWoIf]

2:33 Chat: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen

[@randleman3449]

I lost hours of work in the depths of the ocean. All my loot is guarded by a sea serpent. God I love this game.

[@kashashk]

Target the innocent! * US military has entered the session.

[@WinningWords1]

Your a Viking! LEGENDARY!!

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Can we get a health update on Perry the Platypus from the Gryphon video?

[@IliasMohsen]

This is not Minecraft. Even not Viking x Minecraft. This is Valheim,and better than Minecraft 🗿

[@filipevasconcelos4409]

The fact that they fought the serpent just to wander into a plains biome with troll armor is just *chef's kiss*

[@hashimthatsakhtar8420]

Zanny is so rich he doesn’t need a puppy commercial break 🤯

[@dark-gamer6468]

By now I think zanny is just Tobey Maguire in disguise

[@Seochurie]

Palworld took from zanny's palheim

[@mkaterr]

Everybody: watch serious, well analyzed and long video game youtube critics before deciding if buying a game Me: Waits till zanny post a video

[@bushviper8788]

I'm not doubting zannys godly boating skills but stepping onto a boat in that game feels like stepping onto the ferry to hades.

[@irokash420]

nialists dont enjoy anything...... "they enjoy rick and morty" this man is crying on the inside someone get him help, and me as well cuz i can relate

[@hilmanic28]

Nihilist*

[@partylizard8343]

Oh god is this gonna be another amazing game that I can't afford? NICE!

[@generalgrievous309]

Bruh 20 dollars isn’t much at all

[@thebestcerealbrand7345]

@@generalgrievous309 wow grievous flex I’ve seen it all

[@rassysings5664]

“Im roleplaying the U.S Military.” *Capitalism Intensifies*

[@Gnomie445]

The sheer terror in the first minute of the vod was amazing.

[@sjbascket2787]

Zanny: sees the serpent Zanny: I'MMMM SAILIIIIING AWAAAAAY

[@williampringle4982]

When you're the most Zanny oppressed minority: cries in British

[@halfiem2510]

*virtual pat in bak*

[@Xka0]

1 year later, i'm laugthing with this video.🤣

[@bigbadbaz7885]

As a Brit this video is incredibly accurate

[@jamesdavies2042]

after snow lands they defo need to make us walk up those goddam trees

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

8:31 - 9:00 is just that one scene from King Kong with the bug-infested ravine.