Vampires shoot poop guns at each other | So Bad It's Good

[@JasonBrant]

We have a third movie from this director titled ZOMBIEZ. Should we move it up the list?

[@entheos4566]

Yes

[@ツツツツツツツツツツツツ]

Yes.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Yes

[@digital2539]

I wonder what rating that one got

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

I just looked at his IMDB page, this director has over 40 movies...

[@thetxaggie6575]

Ok, Brian's totally shocked face turning into an uncontrollable laughter has me in tears 😂

[@raoulduke6931]

Brian lost it even worse here than he did during the short bus scene in 'Terror Squad'.

[@JasonBrant]

He was completely broken.

[@jamesnorman9160]

Honestly, a perfectly reasonable response for Wheelz being launched into low orbit. xD

[@aVerveQuest]

Since becoming wheelchair dependent about 6 years ago I can say with all honesty that vampires are my number one concern EDIT: I'm now more worried about bombs being planted under my chair

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

All you have to do is shut up for _more_ than half a second when the person trying to disarm it is telling you they need to concentrate, and you should be fine. 😂

[@raoulduke6931]

You should buy some Poop Gunz too for protection.

[@JustBass01]

That makes me think of Breaking Bad's own Hector Salamanca, despite him being a willing participant in a revenge plot against Gustavo Fring.

[@JasonBrant]

Just avoid people you meant in calculus class.

[@JustBass01]

@@JasonBrant "meant"? ;) lol That is solid advice though.

[@Bailer86]

Note: Wheelz died on the way back to her home planet

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@NoodlesBeforeDinner]

I'm loving the "Monsta Cinematic Univerze" that you guys accidently discovered.

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Monstaz Cinematic Universe.

[@langleymneely]

Monstaz SINematic Univerz! Lol

[@chibikim77]

NGL that wheelchair launch had me rollin at work! My coworkers asked if I was ok XD

[@JasonBrant]

Such an insane moment.

[@kastle1972]

I was screaming, "RENFIELD!!!!" at my TV 😂

[@random_name-44]

And didn't he eat mostly cockroaches and spiders?

[@langleymneely]

Oh my god yes, me too!!!

[@JasonBrant]

Not remembering his name was driving me crazy.

[@asgard85036]

I have the feeling saying "Vampiya" is gonna become a new inside joke.

[@langleymneely]

Jason seems to just love saying it. Lol

[@JasonBrant]

I've been torturing Dave with it since we watched this.

[@Vecna]

These guys got their hands on the Doom 2 Soundboard and went to town holy hell!

[@surf101-]

Y'all need to start edge lighting Brian's face in closeups!!! I give that a stamp of approval! Thank you for brightening up my stressful and overwhelming life. Y'all rock!!!

[@PaulSchlock]

My 2 favorite characters returned from the last film! Edge Lighting and Dolly!

[@langleymneely]

I love how casually Jason keeps saying “VAMPIYAS”! 😂🤣

[@RyllenKriel]

15:15 I really love the complex, well-detailed nonsense plan they are drawing up on that tiny dry erase board. It looks like he's trying to play solitaire tic-tac-toe but doesn't know the rules. 30:01 It's official. The Wheelz didn't just come off, they have been blown off this film.

[@DansBuddhaBodega]

This is like what you'd get if bram stoker was a writer for "the Wire".

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@j.robertsergertson4513]

Dude ,we must be psychically link. When Brian said " Holly Sniper" you and I both simultaneously started singing DEO's Holy Sniper 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesstewart3771]

Dio

[@kuckoo9036]

Every time Jason says "Vampiyahs" 😆

[@samholdsworth420]

Edge lighting is underrated

[@nicholsliwilson]

Fun fact, (fun *not* guaranteed) Renfield, the familiar in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, was played by music legend Tom Waits.

[@joelspringman523]

Plaid, like a shirt?

[@nicholsliwilson]

@ there are no spelling mistakes in my comment & you can’t prove there were. 😅

[@joelspringman523]

@@nicholsliwilson Can too, can too! Neener, neener!

[@iaincowell9747]

Who is Tom waiting for?

[@joelspringman523]

@iaincowell9747 Godot.

[@larshansson1953]

that dude doesn't have a prison wallet, he has a prison holster.

[@langleymneely]

“What’s the story/plot in this?” “VAMPIYAS.” LMAO

[@JasonBrant]

haha

[@franciscodanconia4324]

When Wheels launched into orbit Brian turned into Erin for a minute.

[@scothatfield]

Dude really didn't clean his prison wallet before stashing his gun up there?!?!?

[@JasonBrant]

Seemed like he purposely shit on it.

[@edgarpryor3233]

I can't believe they robbed us of seeing everything that happened during the 8(7?) years in prison.

[@smeltikozuyesmelti]

That monster sound is 100% from Doom.

[@matthieutankol2681]

It is indeed, from the "Imps" specifically

[@smeltikozuyesmelti]

@matthieutankol2681 I couldn't remember which it was exactly, but I thought it was the imps.

[@chintoki]

This guy is the target audience for Two Girls, One Cup.

[@jasonmcmurtry7812]

Oh yes you know it's serious as f**k when it has a Z instead of an S in the title lol. We're in balls deep now people 😂😂

[@JasonBrant]

It's always a good sign.

[@Maladjester]

I think you mean ballz deep.

[@peterpohan3850]

Bram stokerz Franciz Ford Coppolaz Wheelz Diarrhea Gunz PLEASE DO A SHORT WITH THE WHEELZ EXPLODING SCENE!!!!!!

[@Uncle_T]

You mean Diarrheeya surely ;)

[@hlc392]

Diarresha

[@lightechoes]

That was worth it just for Brian cry-laughing.

[@sha2532]

I am at lost for words for the poop gun, I can't understand how something like that managed to be in the script. Also, I think it's the first time Brian has lost it completely.

[@raoulduke6931]

Script? What's a script?🤣

[@AdamK1095]

2:35 Always love the DOOM sounds.

[@truejim]

1:50 “Vampire dinosaur…” That gives me an idea for a movie.

[@metalshredmetal1148]

vampiyazERS

[@Yo-duhh]

Vamps get diabetes from biting Seagal. No blood, just lard.

[@Timelord007]

Only SBIG could feature a movie with a diarrhea gun 😂😂😂. This was a hilarious roasting & Brian losing it was the icing on the cake. I just watched JCVD new film The Gardener on Prime it is definitely a SBIG movie it's so bad it nearly broke me 😂

[@msn769]

27:13, i love how the reticle in the "scope" is ever so slightly off center.. 😂

[@haveringpish]

I do appreciate anyone that wants to go through the hassle of making a film but sometimes the effort isn't really worth it.

[@JK-gd3uo]

I laughed soo damn hard, I was snorting at the poop gun scene and when you guys were talking about how the lady in wheelchair would move around with superpowers lol

[@twentyrothmans7308]

I'm with Pam and Dave. It takes more than the poopistol and Wheelsplosion for SBIG. Calculus nearly got it over the line, though.

[@rickyd-lux9067]

20:03 This is the most insane "Who's on first?" type routine ever.

[@andyv16012]

I was just about to give up on this episode until the "shit gun" made an appearance.

[@dougmhd2006]

2:14 "Chris Farley?!" That's what you get for getting your hopes up.😅 P.S. I see this as a tribute to "blaxploitation horror" movies like "Blacula", "Scream, Blacula, Scream", etc. Not a good tribute, but a tribute nevertheless.😊 I'll see myself out now.

[@dublev78]

Or like on the Simpsons, “The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame”

[@zakn3954]

I thought I was white but when Brant says ' vam-pieah' and his voice cracks it makes me sound like Tracy Morgan!

[@joelspringman523]

That's how Paulie Walnuts would have pronounced it.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

15:08 also cuts back on the edge lighting🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ExplosiveNotes]

12:47 Yes it's sound from Doom. It's one of the monster alert sounds, just can't remember which one. Might be Imp 🤔

[@After_these_messages]

Quake and Doom had the most iconic sound effects. Quake sounds still give me chills.

[@robbieracer3294]

I've never seen a director purposely insert Fly and Helicopter noises on purpose..that's amazing

[@andrewshaver5800]

The poop gun had me rolling on the floor. Funniest thing I've seen on this channel and that's saying something.

[@kurtsmith9564]

I literally spit the drink out of my mouth when Wheelz was launched to infinity and beyond

[@TSHHVA24]

Looks like Team Vampiya's blasting off again!

[@1massboy]

Oh baby! I cannot wait for this train wreck. I hope it beats out vampires versus wolves in the sheer incompetence of the movie.

[@JasonBrant]

I think you're going to be very happy.

[@derekraines5677]

Brian is on fire this video!

[@michmasharts8870]

Was this shot in NY? That scene with Wheelz rolling down the street with the howling sounds reminded me of this dude I dated back in the day from Flatlands. What a dump. There was another dude who rolled with us who ALWAYS carried a bull whip to fend off the packs of feral dogs that roamed the neighborhood. Good times.

[@geofff.3343]

You're thinking of Renfield as the character and in vampire fiction they're often referred to as the Renfield or Renfields as a term.

[@reignfire85]

They must have wanted the scene at 23:27 to be at night but it was probably too difficult so they just did it during broad daylight but without blue filter. The scary music, the scary sounds, but no scary edge lighting so the mood was ruined. Poor Wheelz, never got to let Jason's dream of a handicapped vampiya come true.

[@AlexanderPhipps]

"Shit guns", the shit metaphor Mr. Lahey never got to make.

[@JustBass01]

I do appreciate Dave's disdain for the word "Vampiyaz" Brian's extreme, delayed broken reaction was fantastic! "Where's the fuckin' helicopter?!" is a valid question, we got the obnoxiously loud fly, but NO helicopter!

[@troesler81]

This is the same building from bloodz vs wolves before they renovated it. This guy watched Vampire in Brooklyn once and said hold my beer. And I think they are are ghouls not familiars.

[@langleymneely]

Why is this coming off as more competent than the last film you guys did from this director?! Lol

[@langleymneely]

Complete non sequiter but what does Dave do professionally? I assume based on the things has said in previous videos that he’s in the medical profession? Is he a nurse? I ask because as a chronically ill disabled person I have been in and out the hospital since I was 9 so a lot of the terminology Dave has used from time to time sounds right on point.

[@DeeJayNee]

My dad rented this movie when I was a kid and loved it, while I was sitting there like WTF was that. I'll never forget it.

[@ghostrider27]

They launched her into orbit!!!! LOL

[@jimjones_koolaid]

Poor Wheelz. ..I f’kin laughed so hard I thought I was gonna choke 🤣🤣 and Brian’s reaction wasn’t helping😂!

[@OFFCODEV2]

GLOCK DOOKIES LETS GOOOO

[@MrYago-xd7um]

Talk about a mag dump.

[@rickyd-lux9067]

22:22 Brian sounds kinda of like Bill Burr when he says familya.

[@thelightwielder]

Vampire → Part Bat Vampiya → Part Pterodactyl

[@basseman4239]

that back and forth with the dolly. they must have put it on some kind of incline. so they constantly have to push it back..

[@darkzer0670]

17:10 Anyone know what Dave said?

[@samholdsworth420]

He said *#!?.?$!

[@johnn.7849]

now that's how you do an exploding wheelchair scene, take notes, vince gilligan

[@MikeOxiner42]

The HURRs per minute are off the charts with this one!

[@jaymac7203]

The diarrhoea gun 😭😭🤢🤮😭😭 lol 😂

[@ajrollo1437]

"Poop is funny." - Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@KattVonTease]

Omg my fav show ❤🎉🎉

[@iaincowell9747]

This wasn't funny, it was just stupid and gross

[@muserweaver]

Poor girl got Tio Salamanca'd

[@gsigs]

ding ding ding ding DING DING DING DING

[@rowss9450]

poor wheelz went to the moonz

[@floydlooney6837]

Vamps in the Hood

[@faithless3099]

Hi guys been loving your videos recently. The sound affects in this film are from a PC game called Doom that came out in 1993

[@soloCRPG]

Dave's shirt. FML. 🤣

[@Mister-Six]

I love that Dave hates it every time Jason says "Vampiya".

[@michaelbirch5270]

every time we feel bad that Brian is being picked on for inventing "edge lighting", you remember that Jason, Dave or both have to sit through an entire bad movie with him as they make those edge lighting jokes. 😂

[@Lucky138able]

Dave is the best part of this channel with Erin coming in a close second

[@HPLikecraft]

Brian calling a familiar a familya had me dying.

[@rocketshipize]

"Oh my God, another dead."

[@grumpycouch6403]

Jason, PLEASE keep saying it like that.... like forever.

[@joelspringman523]

Forevva.

[@bananasaboutmovies]

Loved the edge lighting on the poop gunz.

Ugh. My ribs are gonna be so sore from all this laughing out loudness. 😅😅

[@RWBprototype]

The "poop" on the gun looks like either blended hot dogs or potted meat and it was smeared on the slide.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

27:10 Dio sneezes 5 times in a row suddenly.

[@MadJens0]

Renfield was under the thrall of Dracula and he ate spiders and flies in his cell. In the recent Nosferatu movie he bites the head off a pigeon.

[@craigstrickland1572]

I love how Jazon trolls them by saying the name of the movie over and over and over...

[@andymfilms]

Ronnie James Vampiya😂😂😂❤

[@darkzer0670]

This episode might have set 2 records: The most amount of fast forwarding and longest laugh time

[@jollyrodgerfabrication]

You had me at poop guns

[@JasonBrant]

Hard to beat poop guns.

[@tarransanders21]

@@JasonBrant How can you, realistically? It's one of those things that someone has to seen to believe!

[@Andy_Sidaris]

@@tarransanders21 poop bazookas

[@davidsgoliath4605]

@@tarransanders21 Poop lasers would take the win

[@OFFCODEV2]

GLOCK DOOKIES

[@Wulfpack1]

Was watching football this weekend and anytime the talking heads would mention or compliment the EDGE DEFENCE all I could think in my head was EDGE LIGHTING. I think I'm broken now.

[@dannyschaible7112]

Vs is pronounced "verses" as in: against or opposing to each other. A verse belongs in poetry and songs.

[@Marcel_Wendigo]

Edge lightning part II : The Revenge

[@londiebanks4738]

Brian got a good belly laugh😂😂

[@MrThankman360]

The fact there isn’t an “r” anywhere in sight of this movie title makes me disturbingly happy.

[@alandhopewell]

As a man of color, and thus able to say this without being racially insensitive, this is incompetent to the point of being embarrassing to me, a man of color.

[@monteriorhodes9859]

Same here, these crappy movies are what people think is "hood". Mostly made by film school nerds that are Surburban black dudes that don't know anything, they can be the most offensive of all.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

8:03 sounded like the demon street hockey kids in Dogma.

[@saltymcbutthurt-ym1ft]

I foresee "poo gun" becoming a thing on the channel.

[@zombehnashun]

The Wheelchair Space Program moment deserves to be made into a highlight short!

[@Uncle_T]

John Bacchus and Neil Breen need to combine their forces into a Mega Director, imagine the movies we'd get!!!!