VanVlogs: Roadtrip Rants

Join us on a roadtrip to Spain where we talk bollocks and stuff
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[@teapotone]

Loved that gents, great fun, and cheers for the mention 👍👏

[@thelifeofmikey]

“I respect women but right now...” Chris you absolute legend. Actually spat some tea out 🤣🤣🤣

[@paullaffey1492]

thelifeofmikey yes, that come out of nowhere😂

[@Mitch-Baldwin]

“Testicles” and “bollocks” 10 seconds in. Yup, it’s a 44 teeth video. Take my LIKE! Edit: Bollocks typo lol

[@BrianFrichette]

Bollocks

[@Mitch-Baldwin]

Brian Frichette please forgive my American ignorance and trying to spell phonetically

[@JoeAchilles1]

Great video again guys and big thanks for the mention, mad world we live in 🤷‍♂️😒

[@wretchedrider2157]

Really enjoy all your videos, 44teeth and BVG, but I prefer this type of vlog format (more in the vein of classic BVG ride&rant) to the track/review videos. Hugely entertaining, keep up the great work, gents!

[@mikyGTT]

That brightened up my Wednesday evening, thank you gents.

[@kennethtrainor4842]

Love the VanVlogs. Picked up a t-shirt to support you guys, and can't wait for the next budget bike battle video!

[@moto_ronto]

This was excellent and quite moving. Thank you!

[@Dannyner6]

really enjoy this type of video, nice one guys

[@samuelgillard2196]

Loved this. Started off very lighthearted then got a bit serious! Very entertaining.

[@MOTOUK1]

That last line Chris, epic 🙏 you guys rock keep up the good work chaps 🐸🦵

[@PCERules]

Love it lads, never enough 44 Teeth videos but I understand there’s limitations!

[@dennisschoonderwoerd7266]

Just tuned in yesterday to you epic lads, enjoying every second of your content! Watched 3 seasons of BBB last night😅 Keep up the great work, you’re enlighting bikers days everywhere👌🏻

[@jacobmarley7342]

That was absolutely bang on!

[@adobomoto]

Hell yeah man! Love 44teeth..one of the only channels i keep up with when im not busy making content 😂😂

[@jeffcanada2316]

That was a very enjoyable VanVlog. Its nice to go off tangent and not talk about motorcycles all the time. I always love it when they do that on my favourite podcasts. Good work 44teeth! This went very well with my steak and wine. Yum!

[@fjtwelve]

Best vlog in ages. More please !!

[@Tom-zu9ge]

Loved the video and the random topics, not everything has to be about bikes. Sounds very much like what me and my friends talk about while on a road trip or doing something together... -Ooh, that outro line from Chris was just absolutely fantastic...

[@timselbie3419]

Can't wait for the return journey!! Epic

[@Quazi1966]

On a new bike you're a passenger, on an old bike you're a survivor, much more involving and enjoyable. Between my gsxr1000r and my gsx1100 classic race bike, I still get massive grin factor from the oldun! Enjoy your time guys.

[@mattc8797]

this is a brilliant concept. pleeeeeze can we see more of your van roadtrips/rants. it's like we are all taking a road trip. haha

[@drdesmo8489]

Love you guys !! Between greed and the Pussification of mankind we’re all doomed.

[@TheNoseThatKnows]

Love your rants! Your opinions are shared by so many! Loved the teapot one mention it is complete bollocks what they are doing to him

[@markellis197]

Baron Von Grumble is back!!! Top quality moaning guys. Love it. Agree with everything completely. My mate got 3 points from measured white lines on a road.

[@MJW59]

Love the honesty. Keep it up.

[@kbs6968]

Quality viewing as always! 🙌🏻

[@HippoDrones]

Bloody awesome, and can so relate to the close out! :D

[@highlandriders9696]

Brilliant stuff guys as usual and fully agree there are bigger things in the world than a blurred speedo.

[@davidevans9255]

Loving the van vlog...faf ...keep up the good work

[@rusty16663]

even after 37 mins, i wanted it to continue. loved it

[@jackmacklin9652]

Nice to hear Crewkerne get a shout out, top notch video as always 👍👍

[@robtno1]

Great vid wise words and humour transcends.

[@nickyd2913]

Im from Sweden (left hand drive). Spent a long time trying to figure out who’s drivning.

[@MisterAki43]

Loving the video lads. I'd love to see a Superduke 1290R vs Streetfighter V4 battle at Jerez if you ever got the chance. Cheers guys.

[@keithsbitsandpieces]

Brilliant Guys Totally agree with everything including the very last bit 😎🍻

[@abritablondeabike]

Your bang on as usual. Keep up the good work. 👍😉

[@mattcorns9761]

Good shout boys, saved me from this dull tain journey this morning. Keep it up

[@ducatinyc]

GOOD JOB BROS. you are KZbin STARZ.

[@RupertUtley]

Brilliant banter ... 2020 has been lonely

[@homersimpson2963]

Awesome chat!

[@sawnoff]

That is the best ending to any KZbin video ever 👌🏻

[@RufioMini]

The first ten seconds is just pure 44T.

[@BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry]

These are a couple of dudes I could spend a couple hours in a van rating with. Makes me miss road trips with friends.

[@Ad2mny]

10:09 I had to pause and comment because I could not agree more. I have an 01 GSXR 750 and a 19 Hayabusa. The gixxer is awesome fun around the twisties but a little twitchy, like just enough to make you feel like you are doing something exciting and could come off any time even though you most likely won’t. This current model Hayabusa is so planted and awesome that it doesn’t even get unsettled until you are doing warp speeds. Your comment about the S1000 Chris and modern bikes in general to me feels spot on and I am glad I’m not the only one who feels that way. Anyway, back to the vid...

[@jamesclack211]

Cheers boys , hoodie purchased !!

[@Luminoso72]

there was quite a realty check...be careful what you wish for...great video!

[@criticalcuda]

Last ten minutes were epic 👍

[@iamtherealzombie]

I had a 2010 VFR1200F and it was the most soul-less motorcycle I ever rode. Then I see you guys do a video on what Ariel did with the same foundation and like you guys I was wondering "Why can't Honda do that?". Honda doesn't make motorcycles anymore, they make 2 wheeled appliances. They will never go wrong, but you don't fall in love with your kitchen appliances.

[@shazbotic]

Maybe the spin dryer.

[@jessiedivincenzo5215]

What is more amazing is that you bought that bike!!!! the VFR as a great bike ended with the VFR 800.

[@Twinpot1962]

Funny how 2 blokes in a van ranting can be so addictive to watch, with me saying ‘fuck yeh’ in agreement 😂

[@bigdoghaveit]

I don’t own a motorbike license but I absolutely love watching your videos don’t stop absolutely amazing and make me laugh

[@motorbiketoureruk]

Decent ramblings!

[@midlifebiker7424]

Modern bikes with all the gizmos are too expensive when they sit in the garage 90% of the time. Switchable abs and traction plus slipper clutch is enough. Rain mode, wtf, most riders dont go out in the rain and those that do know to ease off...

[@kyndrydspyryt3867]

CAVES!!! haha I bought some blue bolts from there too, and some of they camo cargo trouser jobs!...and some DM's...

[@JohnLaw1958]

Enjoyed that well done

[@karlsumner5594]

Wise words, couldn’t agree more.

[@andrewwiltse8882]

Absolutely agree!! The world needs to sort itself drastically! Now!! Great video!🍻

[@pieterpotgieter47]

You guys chatting about work and life/lack of community etc etc reflects what we all think!.

[@abccba3903]

Great vid guys, please do more like these. Chris, your dead right about the noisy 5%, the rest of us need to stand up before it's too late and the lunatics are running the asylum.

[@mikeos]

You should do a podcast

[@BusaLova]

We've all known for years that buying a modern bike is a fantastic platform to start modding from. Treat it to a few goodies in the areas where manufacturers had to compromise (catalytic converters, silencers, emissions equipment, servo eliminators, suspension, fuel mapping, some weight saving) and it will make a good bike great. Mods add so much emotional value to a bike. Whatever comes out stock nowadays, just needs a little work to really shine. Motorcycles have gotten extremely refined and entertaining in the last two decades, bogged down by a few bits that aren't too much a hassle to remove.

[@stephenr6427]

Skipped 32 minutes great video lads cheers

[@Addy29plus5]

Spot on regarding success

[@mattie_world]

haha i liked the random captured moment of road rage mid court story

[@gilomoto5148]

Love you guys ✊🏻✊🏻

[@Bornie205]

Top quality rankings chaps, fooling ace as always

[@raulvoda754]

I think everyone here misses Baron rant videos. Cheers for the video!

[@allansrensen1480]

I'm so, so with you guys on the old bikes vs new bikes topic (and all the other topics as well...) The new bikes feels like a videogame with all their gizmo and gadgets and they ride to smooth and to fast to road-use. I personally got a Aprilia RSV1000R Factory (2008) and a Kawasaki ZX7R (1998).

[@paulmay5779]

podcast in the making? excellent van twaddle

[@leighmorgan6585]

I'm pretty sure CAVES here in Yeovil has just closed down a few weeks ago.

[@ropermachine]

Good on ya

[@lexian5602]

28:04 Come on Chris. Be careful waving credit cards around on screen. Might not be a bad idea to use youtube editing feature and bluring those out just to be on the safe side.

[@philipshort5807]

Class video! Need more 44 teeth putting the world to rights!

[@bertiebassett1972]

The banter, opinions, bullshit and fucketry is what I watch you guys for (&bikes😊) The launch (bikes/tyres etc) stuff was getting abit meh after the many many of them but this is what 44teeth is the best at😁

[@a.kraj1389]

Oy! Lads! We need them hoodies back in merch! Re-stock and take my money.

[@killshotking4262]

"Do you remember that?" lmfao, savage

[@ireland3331]

Haha the commentary between you both is so entertaining lol You guys should start a podcast! It would be awesome 👏

[@Lyingleyen]

The Only Time I Rant in a Van is When I've been Kept Waiting for the Next Episode of 'Budget Bike Battle 4'!! Lol.

[@sn00pgreen]

I had a shop in Yeovil!

[@mattrowe6394]

Spiffy Jeans! I had pair of Spliffies and Stussy's I bought from a shop down Bath Place in Taunton near Krackers! it's now a barbers I think. It reminds me of my Dance Planet cassettes. We used to go to the roller disco's in Yeovil ....there was this kid who used to think he was the mutts nuts going round backwards 🤣🤣🤣.

[@noelsheedy]

Good conversation, I quite enjoy trashing my 2015 Triumph Street Triple ABS neck each day commuting rather than caring for a nice classy 'big new bike' or a high performance bike etc. they are fine etc, but it is horses for courses and as a commuter it needs to be trashed not polished. If I got a sports one it would be the old classic rather than new £15K one. I am sure if I ever did a track day the 20165 675 ABS model would not perform that bad either. Great vid guys, keep it up.

[@puffyelvis5895]

Love your motorcycle videos, but really you guys could just sit in a van driving places, chatting. Absolutely hilarious and way more entertaining than high budget shows like Grand Tour.

[@-DC-]

Rocketmaaaannnnnn , enjoyed it guy's 👍

[@4Gwan]

I thought I was the only person who shopped in Caves - great shop for poncho’s and bongs! Did you also frequent Gardens Al?

[@mr.airgun6921]

[sarcasm] It’s great to see the effort and money the police spent on Joe’s case! Goes nicely in hand with the met police’s own video I saw the other day where a lad stole a moped, raced through London (evading the police) then dumped the bike, they gave chase & he threw a knife (which was a 2ft long combat knife btw) they caught him and he got... a community order and a £100 fine. Don’t even get me started on the 2 times I’ve been robbed and had zero police help/assistance. Best I got was a police call centre and a week of waiting before I was told they weren’t willing to look into it despite a description & the twat using my card all over London where he’d have been on cctv everywhere.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Unbelievable isn't it 🙄

[@Porkycheun]

It isn't a knife, it's a sword!

[@samgab]

To play devil's advocate, in the case of the moped thief, the Police did their bit and caught the guy. What he got after that is up to the courts, not the Police. But yeah, the whole system is a bit broken...

[@BurntFossil]

@@samgab It's a mixture of Masons, genuine people and ass hats.

[@benchandler4522]

Best Channel on youtube.

[@gnarshread]

You boys aren't wrong.

[@BrakeMagazine]

Statham and Giroud road trip..

[@curtiscathcart4445]

When you get a deja vue its like I'm on the right track, it's where I should be.... .....I haven't had it in years. ba ha ha. Oh Chris!

[@mikeymike3240]

Hi guys, the very first paragraph of the police Road Craft manual states that......excessive speed in itself is not dangerous, but it’s the ability of the person speeding that will be called into question, the Road Craft manual is the bible by which all police drivers are trained to by completing their six week driving course. I completed the Ambulance Service’s version of it as a two week course and we used the Police Road Craft manual as well.

[@theskitz75]

jesus I love those cheesey snacks in france !!!

[@Vtwin_Superbikes]

Can we get some more of these? Road trip to the next cinema showing.

[@5tevieb954]

Might have been a prediction in here, ‘need a reality check’ - love this channel x

[@GR-yf1cm]

Love this... 'Joy is the greatest measure of success' sadly most businesses seem to do there best to suck all the joy out of what you do ...most of the time for the personal gain or ego of a few ..... Love the channel

[@markjackson7650]

Chris: we need something big to stop people caring about the little things. Coronavirus: wants to know your location

[@garmit61]

916, the game changer. Yep, before the 916, getting out on the road meant riding the bike on the road , not stuffing it in a van and driving it somewhere because it needs refuelling more frequently than the rider needs to stop to uncontort their body from the hideously cramped riding position.

[@JlSuzuki-qe8lr]

I thought perkins was about to suggest that weve been to long without a good old fashioned war!lol.

[@Mark........]

Im glad you mentioned teapotone he's a good dude

[@Krugoose]

You guys are the new bikers topgear 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@russcattell955i]

@2.28 93 kms from Bordeaux, that would be a bit past my house !

[@davidgreen7392]

"Involvement" is what any good relationship is about, else it's an expensive one-night stand. I feel the same way about my '03 Daytona (well, I have too, as I can not afford another eye-catcher -- 9,300 miles when I bought, a few months back!)