[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 4 )

[@wantedwario2621]

"Joel fucks around on the internet" is literally my favorite genre of Joel stream

[@budakbaongsiah]

His best streams are when he fucks around like in Windows Destruction, DOS Madness, or this.

[@chirpetstudios]

Same bro

[@wantedwario2621]

Do not go to that site. Those last 2 comments are bots. They have been spamming all of my comments for the past day.

[@wa5217]

that's every varg stream hahaha

[@zerir.3726]

@@wantedwario2621 don’t go on wish got it

[@JustinSable]

This stream turned my finger green. This was not the first time it has happened.

[@skunthundler]

Green Finger incident of 2021

[@FelipeJaquez]

@@skunthundler Number 15, The Green Finger Incident of 2021

[@southofheck]

@@FelipeJaquez the last thing you want In your finger is somebody else’s green. But as it turns out, that’s exactly what you’re getting.

[@OpalSilkMoth]

Now smell it

[@alphalax7747]

Ok

[@FrostyFin]

Imagine getting a wedding ring from Wish and you discover a new metal allergy.

[@lunapony3]

That happened to my high school jewelry teacher. He didn’t buy it on wish, but he and his wife decided to make their own rings and didn’t wear them ‘till the big day, the next morning he woke up in their hotel and his whole arm was swollen as hell and they had to go to the hospital. Apparently he was allergic to the nickel in the metal

[@GwainSagaFanChannel]

You might want to first do a test to what chemicals or metals you are allergic to before buying a ring

[@eternal4074]

Joel missing the chastity cage several times is so goddamn funny to me

[@martianmars]

I was just about to comment the time and see if anyone else saw XD (19:06)

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Joel is too innocent for the internet

[@AlyCatVR]

I didn't even know what that was.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

He knew what it was lol

[@Pillowtap]

I cannot believe I live in a world where people are getting free 14k gold rings and then complaining and being surprised that they're fake.

[@BunnLilah]

People are reaaally stupid. I don't know if you remember this from one of the other Wish streams but one of the reviews seriously said something like "It's fake again! I bought from this site twice already and I've been disappointed both times! I demand a refund". The fact that some moron bought fake gems TWICE and expected the second one to be real is baffling to me.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Your impression of a shitty news show talking about "Evil Satanic Videogames" is terrifyingly accurate

[@rvc7468]

Random Boomer: Dante?....I haven't heard that name in a long time...

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

I was short of applauding fr

[@emmanuelk1608]

@Orkhiss Its the conservatives that cry about pokemon and videogames being satanic and evil, not the "liberal media" you coping idiot lol

[@randominternetuser5872]

@Orkhiss but, Even as someone that considers themselves as conservatives, Joel was Obviously mocking the Jack Thompson Religious conservative era of news, Not the more recent stunts by the SJWs

[@BunnLilah]

I would have loved if he ended that segment with "Coming up next, the latest blockbuster hit is about a guy shooting dozens of bad guys in bloody and violent detail!" That's always funny to me when they are SHOCKED by violence in video games and then go on to talk about movies and TV shows where people get killed over and over.

[@KiwiPoku]

I love how joel refused to comment on the ahegao keycaps. he was even moused over them, there's NO WAY he didn't see them.

[@beetbat5568]

18:24 "i don't want rick and morty bongs!!" *clicks three more rick and morty bongs in a row*

[@ItsTheVioletQueen]

59:29 “I love you, and that’s why... I want our wedding ring to cost T W O D O L L A R S”

[@ManiacalForeigner]

"Lets get married. " Oh, J-Joel! I-I never thought you felt that way...

[@FelipeJaquez]

I don't think this is the best time for that

[@criticalkat3958]

got divorce?

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Joel desu

[@CheeseWeegee]

Get the divorce socks on

[@sinisterrouge5320]

Nice Shin Megami Tensei pfp

[@MrLupin_Speen]

[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving Finna Nutshack ( Part 420 )

[@Mick_92]

(Green Finger Edition)

[@ScrubMyTub]

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series!

[@ScrubMyTub]

& Tails!

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@ScrubMyTub No, it's & Knuckles, not & Tails! That's how the meme works!

[@skunthundler]

@@crazyluigi6664 I mean, there is a game called Sonic & Tails.

[@HardcoreHeely]

Watching Joel getting irrationally angry over Rick and morty bongs is making me lose it

[@xSephironx]

"Just get a job, you'll earn money" Yknow, joel, you present a very good case for not stealing old people's credit card information.

[@nyx9208]

Me and the boys getting cozy in the 280$ Ante and Vergil Devil May Cry blanket

[@tooner6412]

Time to watch part 3 once more baby.

[@TallTapper]

two threes, joke's on valve who cant count to three

[@rcx9681]

@@TallTapper Wish Part Three Part Two

[@SpongiousBird]

@RCx I like your concept. Maybe you can submit it to the Vinesauce marketing department.

[@boattownboysracing]

Here before it changes to "Part 4"

[@yeagyeag]

Only the real OGs remember 😣💪

[@boattownboysracing]

@@yeagyeag for real for real 💪

[@TallTapper]

me when

[@thesoulkz]

No yet, its been an hour

[@baka030hydroid]

Part 3 gang

[@humza1707]

I can’t believe he actually saw my “protein powder” request :,)

[@crabwonton753]

That's awesome!

[@rartolak]

bless you chat member :)

[@Mick_92]

Thank you based Humza for the SNUSK.

[@xdfeverdream8122]

Its usually right as he finishes a thought that he glances at the chat. There's a timing to it.

[@praxiseffect84]

FOR OONCEL JOTELES

[@Mokujo]

There'd be one Devil May Cry street interview of a middle aged man with glasses and a mustache who'd say, "Last time I played video games it was just Pac Man on the little screen, you know- I can't believe what they put in them now!"

[@bigjuice2623]

I dont understand how DMC is relevant to boomers but I remember a fucking DMC 5 review being on tv on a fucking boomer network which usually has just news and shit

[@jprofio]

I was having a rough day, but the phrase "because I forgot the key to my dick prison" has made it exponentially better. Thank you

[@southofheck]

I desperately want Dante to say “you scuffed my yeezys” in DMC 6

[@Djay_B]

It isn't even _that_ far out of character either!

[@junolysses]

he's poor. his yeezy's would for sure be fake

[@qwertyuiopman100]

thinkin about buying the "got divorce?" hat for my dad as he's currently divorcing his second wife

[@Chrixxa_]

Before I start does jobel mention that he ordered a spice rack

[@tigertoxins584]

yes

[@charlie891]

joel x spice rack confirmed

[@SpongiousBird]

FINALLY, the legend has come to libe.

[@FelipeJaquez]

I imagine that Joel is going to the local scrapyard and digging through it desperately trying to find something valuable.

[@Caldella]

And he just keeps finding piles of rejects from the Rick & Morty bong factory.

[@VideoMajima]

Dante would totally smoke weed out of a Rick and Morty bong

[@ScrubMyTub]

I just fucking did this. I feel personally attacked...

[@Discopope]

@@ScrubMyTub i'm impressed that you even want to admit that you own a rick and morty bong

[@TheSonicfan1231000]

@@Discopope Maybe it was gift. Had a friend give me a rick and morty bong but i barely use it cuz its rick and morty

[@randomchannel6867]

@@TheSonicfan1231000 the fact that there are two people in this one chain that own rick and morty bongs is startling

[@nazauwu6431]

dante irl would 100% be a redditor

[@danem2215]

"I'm very disappoint. This ring looks cheap :( 0 stars" *$2.00 for "gold" ring*

[@Yes-is5bp]

It's not even real 24k gold ¬.¬

[@danem2215]

@@Yes-is5bp For $2 I'm surprised it's not plastic. Ofc it looks cheap, it *is* cheap.

[@blobbem]

I've had very cheap toy rings that have turned my finger green, which goes to show just how cheap they went for those "wedding rings".

[@FelipeJaquez]

Ok shrek

[@SpongiousBird]

I got braces for 60$ in Korea, they made my gums turn green. It was pretty cool.

[@pastelgothine420]

​@@bosselotiscanonreal i remember getting it once from hot topic earrings (they were cute but made my ears green and paper white)

[@NotOnLand]

Joel for the love of god, read the blue text on those 50¢ items that says it's a one customer per day deal. They aren't selling a bunch of monk robes and thermoses for 50¢ each, it's a marketing gimmick

[@radiofish5649]

16:03 Joel gets cursed with Rick and Morty weed bongs

[@andreibaciu7518]

Curse of Pickle Rick Bong G5 Enchantment All of your opponent's permanents are Rick and Morty bongs

[@hatster401]

divorce lawyer could wear the got divorce hat and be like "got divorce? i know where to get some"

[@musicsheep9816]

Can't believe Joel missed "Devil A May A Cry" on that sword

[@acynicalasian]

Joel's little video game news segment while searching DmC merch had me in stitches, especially when he did the "oh I just like pizza" line

[@eggsarny]

When Joel said "20 minute setup for a joke that doesn't pay off" I felt that

[@joelbroadcastinggroup7991]

Future people: the title said part 3 originally

[@brandonandujar2289]

pawt tree

[@SpongiousBird]

I'm in the future. But not the future you referred to. In my future, it is still part 3. Cars are flying and Ikea is a grocery store.

[@joelbroadcastinggroup7991]

@@SpongiousBird holy shit future man what happened to the state of Nevada in the future

[@Soxviper]

>implying Joel will ever fix it

[@kaelandin]

stardust crusaders is on his mind all the time

[@Sasiskin7823]

Rings turning the fingers green is probably just copper oxidizing.

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Or some kind of coating idk

[@pastelgothine420]

Maybe or a fake metal allergy, like nickel (i experienced it a few times)

[@lordbasilisk]

I'm happy I lived long enough to hear Joel say "I lost the key to my dick prison."

[@soggyspaghetti3636]

Speaking of Why? books, I have read some of those books. The books are translated to my language. These books are cartoony comic books that contain various educative information such as dinosaurs, ocean fishes, aliens, poop (that's right, poop), and many others. When I was young, I like reading those books. I no longer read them so my grandma send those books to my cousins in another place. Most of the Why? book that I read have at least two teenagers named Komji (male) and Omji (female) with the same personality and name but with different looks in each book and a cute "mascot" character. I highly recommend those books despite the odd name.

[@thatsprettylunchean]

[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 3 Revengeance )

[@AdvancingDarkness]

@54:14 Does anyone have the link to the Fecal Funny x Ram Ranch bit? I haven't been able to find it

[@HalcyonAeterna]

the moment joel searched dmc, i remembered i got two devil may cry charms off this site and they're actually pretty good

[@nyx9208]

Healing crystals?

[@HalcyonAeterna]

@@nyx9208 nah they were some metallic swords (rebellion and dsd) they're pretty sick

[@nyx9208]

@@HalcyonAeterna that is pretty sick I want dante and vergils amulets pretty bad

[@iverjosjq8540]

Oh yeah, I got a Rebellion key Charm, Wish is kinda neat for small useless stuff like that.

[@Beechepisode]

Oh man I want a T-shirt that says "I HATE people who are more educated than ME."

[@Errant_Gaming]

Until this stream I didn't realize just how badly I needed a metal band voiced by Joel.

[@emmanuelk1608]

You're in for a surprise

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Search for "Scythelord", my friend.

[@GamayObera]

Ah yes, goods at 4:43 *featuring Dante from Devil May Cry series.*

[@FleshCastle]

"We got yeezys, a fleshlight..." Oh pog!

[@plazmasyt]

Man, I love this new part numbering system Joel is adopting, it's just like all the best RPGs out; we're not on part 4 yet, nah this is part 3-2 and next up is 3-2.5/2 and 365 Days. :)

[@goopfella1385]

to be fair, you have to have a high iq to smoke the rick and morty bong

[@user-hx5oe9iz1h]

🫵🤣

[@Quacking-Goose]

Did Joel open Wish incognito this time? edit: Nope. He didn't. JORTELS JUST OPEN WISH IN INCOGNITO MODE.

[@rotomfan63]

"Need a good lawyer"- Chop Chop Master Onion

[@revcrow]

If Joel doesn't get 420k subs before April 20th, Imma eat my own shit

[@vale_recca]

Record it

[@raven6501]

We need a seperate video of the music at 54:10

[@user-hx5oe9iz1h]

Yes

[@mileshill7196]

I used to hate those “wireless” chargers too. Then I damaged my phone’s charge port and plugging it in no longer works to charge it. The wireless works perfectly.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Same, a wireless charger helped extend the life of my old phone for another year and a half.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I was looking up stores to buy a copy of dbs broly movie and normal stores had it for 15-20 bucks Wish had it for 50 dollars.

[@cringeconnossieur5370]

Their version was more high quality.

[@jackhazardous4008]

with a 30 dollar shipping cost?

[@TheSsomeguyy]

@@cringeconnossieur5370 to be HH uh

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

And when it arrives it's actually a dvd of Bio Broly

[@DeadVoidzzz999]

54:00 Thats the look the sheriff gives you when he says "we'll catch who done it" but secretly he was in on the robbery lmao

[@sdgx0]

i like how joel is basicly to lazy to clear the chrome cache

[@duckrinium]

as he said, it's not client side suggestions so no luck doing that

[@halvielfrass9325]

JOEL MY DUDEEEE this should be part 4!!! lul

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

ah yes, *part 3*

[@idfkam]

joels new windows destruction phase, the wish phase.

[@piroman85]

Part 3 v 2.0 early gang LETS GO

[@monk_moshpit]

FINNA 🥜

[@Mick_92]

WTF is even a finna???

[@pinkushatejar]

@@Mick_92 Finna catch these hands BOY

[@DomTheSub24]

@@Mick_92 if you actually dont know, some people say finna instead of gonna for some reason, idk

[@Mick_92]

@@DomTheSub24 Ah thanks. I'm not a native speaker and sometimes get confused by some, um, dialects.

[@datbootlegger]

I like how Tommi at 6:20 says "The product looks nice, but it's the wrong one"

[@Jacktrack7]

Joel looking for degenerate stuff he's going to secretly buy later (Part 3.5)

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

1:45:21 "Oh it’s tam- *pOoOns* "

[@TrashmeisterGarbage]

Great video. Turned me into a dog. Two stars.

[@commando7238]

Not even 5 seconds in there's already a stolen property one of the boots is using the cover of Modern Warfare 3

[@applecider]

the new anti-anxiety medication that's taking the world by storm! 1:53:36 it's *SUPER* Valium

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

*"WARNING:* *Mrs. Ogre Dies in this film"*

[@MeloRat69]

39:30 I have that knife (got it from vat19 not wish) really comes in handy when going to Starbucks XD

[@jarretbarnes4320]

Wish is just an online version of those tourist smoke shops at like myrtle beach.

[@nekomimicatears]

The chapter names tell a story if ever I've seen one

[@MUTANTWIZARD]

Wish Dumpster Diving Part 3... *2*

[@SpaceOink]

If the finger turns green from a ring, it means it's copper, because copper gives off a green color on your skin when you wears it.

[@ToxicDemonBunny]

Wtf Joel, where am I gonna keep my change if I don't carry a wallet around?

[@duuqnd]

I know I'm six months late here, but the reason why Joel thinks not having a wallet is normal is because in Sweden almost nobody uses cash. I personally have no recollection of what our money looks like.

[@ToxicDemonBunny]

@@duuqnd Alright, I see! Thanks for clearing that up. Here in Germany, electronic payment is a big deal too, but I'm kinda old school and use cash whenever I can. It would just be odd to me, not to carry a wallet around.

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Your foreskin

[@barrothontherocks3325]

"credit card reader/writer, credit card skimmer, credit card generator, credit card printer" wow wish that's not super shady or anything

[@danem2215]

Wireless chargers are only good if your port is defective or your charger is broken. It's helped tide me over when I needed it but it takes far too long to be useful.

[@TheRedJacks]

That wedding ring is like those mood rings except it changes you finger's color instead

[@MrSeatbelt]

[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 3 ) ( Part 2 )

[@ILikeStapler19]

1:53:28 CASUALY SCROLLS PAST ASULT RIFLE.

[@araknieretro]

The best part of wish is that those prices are never real, if you press buy the always cost more than what they say. Great and legal website.

[@TheMuzykant]

1:10:43 Divor-ci Pizza! 2:02:33 Joel talks about water filter, GMM on Vinesauce Joel

[@virgothemacaw7531]

I like how Joel just doesn't believe cheap jewelry turns you green where it was

[@owentheamazinghd]

I like how in the divorce part there was a whole go pro set of mounts like you are going to do like the craziest shit now that you are divorced

[@jackbraxton1896]

What's the name of the song that Joel plays at 52:16 ? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

[@pibbanon1987]

26:50 - I wonder if Joel had flashbacks of the chicken nugget zone.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

I like how people are complaining they received a ring that "looks cheap" when they paid 87 cents for it. What were they expecting?

[@bigbeefscorcho]

2:01:27 I think of every item he’s seen on all of these streams the one that caught me the most off guard has to be the signed picture of Robert Duvall. Such a curveball I laughed til I cried

[@Signorellielli]

"Well I never play them DMC games. I'm kinda more into Bayonetta, you know myself." Dying to this

[@GenoSlyde]

Finna Dab Yeet

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Yeezy clout glizzy

[@bingle2484]

finna drip on that glussy

[@horizon92lee]

I love this series

[@Makocat]

"I guess... slash or credit"

[@avideogamer9697]

He needs to buy like at least one of the things he searches

[@TheMuzykant]

47:36 that language is actually Ukrainian. It means Chocolate Assortment, I think.

[@DonutTPOTer]

wrong part Jolee

[@Scrambledgoofyaww2007]

6:33 1:48:00 1:45:48

[@halo7oo]

50:04 Morrowin potion noise

[@freedustin]

Not gonna lie, them juicebox oil rigs look good.

[@tony_holmes]

Does anyone have a link to the song he plays at 54:16 PLEASE it is so funny 😭

[@fun-less3752]

Nope

[@touha317]

when he said "I dont want any more R&M bongs", I really felt that

[@aussakagamine8862]

"why wouldn't u want Dante staring at u naked" Joel. Women exist lmao.

[@awk4722]

In my experience, women don't tend to like being stared at naked. Might be the "not asking first" tho

[@aussakagamine8862]

@@awk4722 I'm strictly talking about his popularity with female audience for reasons. And it's a curtain.

[@wantedwario2621]

After the new Mars probe was launched, it was scientifically determined that women don't actually exist.

[@aussakagamine8862]

@@wantedwario2621 damn that sucks.

[@brandonandujar2289]

Samantha knows whats up

[@niichhe]

Anyone got a link to that Jazzy version of 'Dire, Dire Docks' early in the stream?

[@MartyAraragi]

Fucking Joel imitating the scream of the welder bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amysel]

Has Joel ever released the Ram Ranch cover?