[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash ( Part 4 )

Boofin To Cure My Mao
Date streamed: 27 May , 2024
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00:00 Intro
15:09 Garfield
19:30 AI
40:31 Organs
48:08 Beans
51:53 Lasagna
57:23 Century egg
01:03:47 Dog Toy
01:23:37 Healing Orb
01:30:23 BTS
01:39:00 Bald
01:44:02 Toothbrush
01:47:11 Toothbrush Wifi
01:50:15 Tik Tok
01:52:19 Body Safe
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[@mikoirl]

My uncle loves his new AGGACO Vargskelethor Vinny Vinesauce NEW T-Shirt FecalFunny SkibidiToilet MRBEANUNISEX All Sizes 100% PURE COTTON Not for Human Use Waterproof snusk USB-A ALERTA Joel BEST VALUE 720p 8x11 Vsauce T-Shirt Cardigan. I got it for his birthday!

[@skystoyhunts7225]

I never knew a shirt had such a long name until this comment.

[@spacecat77]

I. Love. That. Shirt

[@VortexKiller2]

I diagnose you with Stage 5 Terminal Brainrot Disease

[@paint_turtle]

Man 720p shirt wìth usb, whqt else do you need for a happy life?

[@Parmie]

im checking the bible for this statement

[@SprDrumio64]

We're so back

[@AI-Creations-LLC]

We're so fucked

[@user-C3ryb5UVr257nJlWxvwRthA]

@@AI-Creations-LLC shit outta luck

[@nobodyimportant4778]

We ain't "so back" until we got meme house again

[@flo5771]

@@user-C3ryb5UVr257nJlWxvwRthAhardwired to self destruct

[@NanagoBlake]

What do you mean "back"? We never left

[@BunnLilah]

lol I really love Joel's stuff but it does feel funny as a grown adult for my excited reaction to be like "YES! Two more hours of a Swedish man looking at cheap garbage online!"

[@oui2611]

in this day in age, thats not really that weird.

[@roymarshall_]

True, you should be putting in more hours at the business office

[@people6117]

@@roymarshall_that’s mean :(

[@lithium444]

I hope one day Joey buys that radioactive medicine pendant that one guy reviewed

[@danielcarlson2337]

Maybe it will cure his diabeetus

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

*ANGER!* *DANGER!* _"Dr. Joey Drip, Streamer; Caster. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths ALL humans have._ _Then, an accidental overdose of Gamma Radiation alters his body chemistry!..."_

[@Skarigon]

never thought big clive would come up in a joel video

[@musicsheep9816]

Shout out to that one coffee poster that says "Murder is WRONG"

[@DS-ib8ih]

reminds me of a small piece of graffiti i came across that just said “evil bad”

[@spunchbop421]

​@@DS-ib8ihhe has a point tho

[@GroupNebula563]

i was legitimately crying laughing throughout the whole dog blunt segment

[@squishlez]

I know you

[@jeanmouloude]

Yeeees we’re back boys !! We buyin fentanil on the chinese market !!

[@SGGB]

DONBROTHERS JUMPSCARE

[@pokemonfan187]

🪭 HA HA HA HA HA 🪭

[@SGGB]

@@pokemonfan187 MATSURI DA MATSURI DA

[@rohayaismail3708]

I love peaches boy

[@kawaiiarchive357]

I love that Joel made an alliance with the spiders.

[@BagelBagelB1]

As one does

[@madameghostie]

symbiotic relationship

[@Kirbyfan87827]

Opening on Donbrothers is fucking insane, I wanna see Joel go on a tokusatsu arc for real

[@frgblae]

I want him to redeem himself and watch Ex-Aid for real.

[@TarosTheVoid]

I think Donbrothers would be the perfect amount of batshit insane for Joel Also like for a Sentai it's just not like the others lmao

[@makenshao9886]

What do you mean? That's Dr. Mario

[@TarosTheVoid]

@@makenshao9886 Dr Mario's colleagues

[@Cegarth]

I honestly think he wouldn't like Ex-aid due to the pacing but will be really into Stronger, Kuuga or Kabuto. Donbrothers feel like a better entry point for Joel due to how batshit insane it is. I wonder if he'll actually watch it in the vineyard as he implied?

[@TheToco17]

The playlist: Jungle in Gaming Mix [01] // PS1, N64, Xbox // 1hr Drum and Bass Mix - ambient, intelligent, liquid

[@klonoafan2012]

Official vinesauce joel talking beer opener when?

[@megatrix500]

Mmmmm beer... YES! ÆBGF£ũ

[@chiggenfoot]

joel has one of the most infectious laughs i’ve ever heard

[@anactualsphinx]

it cheers me up every time i hear it, always makes me smile

[@augustljungberg1266]

Looked up the simpson beer opener video and saw it was 15 years old. Noticed a chain of comments leading to a comment by the uploader from 1 month ago pointing out his beer opener is no longer making sounds but is still in the drawer. Latest video is the ressurection...sort of, of the beer opener. It speaks once more

[@caydeofspaydes]

Yeah my dad had one when I was a kid lmao

[@megatrix500]

I love that video

[@HSTesh]

joel i know you think people hate listening to you monolog, but you should totally make a podcast

[@xnopyt-lmfao]

yea I honestly dont really like it when he yaps about his stories

[@HSTesh]

@@xnopyt-lmfao i think you read this wrong. I think his yapping is the best, he should make a podcast

[@jami099]

dog loves this fat spliff always in his gob bless him

[@Rahkoi]

As someone with a sister that watches the Kardashians too much. Yes, the Kardashians do generate money by being alive. No, they couldn't survive by living a normal life.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Condolences:(

[@Cyber_V1per_]

I need a playlist of the background music Joel used in this stream cause god damn is it good

[@enex3333]

bri'ish music

[@howboutnow3944]

Breakcore playlists, eventually you’ll find this particular one

[@Tessee-kf5ii]

at least 14:44 is silver stream from ridge racers psp

[@IdiotRace]

@@enex3333 I mean you aren't wrong, I have a feeling he didn't know that there were like actual copyrighted tracks in whatever playlist it was. Because I could hear renegade snares by Omni Trio playing. Also it was enough to be picked up on this video too.

[@superbaconx7181]

WE’RE SO BACK

[@Yari10do]

I just opened this and I see Don Brothers

[@TarosTheVoid]

The Donbros jumpscare

[@tripled2096]

matsuri da matsuri da...

[@Valdraya]

tiktok cake looks like a tidepod and is probably just as edible

[@archerjxx9495]

I don't watch joel very much, and now I want to watch him more, and I like how he plays a jungle mix in the back, it's my favorite genre.

[@FirithPanda]

Opening on Donbrothers is a fucking baffling experience. You think he'd be more of a Kamen Rider fan.

[@Cegarth]

I just liked that image to him without context. He's only seen Shin Kamen Rider (the 90s one), Monkey Magic and Supaidaman I think.

[@tripled2096]

He did get tricked by chat into watching part of ex-aid...

[@noises4978]

thats cool but youre a furry so i wont listen to you

[@bluecapgun785]

The dnb goes so hard

[@Euphoria0011]

Feel better soon. The wish/temu streams are hilarious

[@SIONGELION]

Delulu swede fights AI cats and grandmas and dies of baldness

[@fritzy8318]

Ffs. Don’t use the term delulu.

[@nikolozgilles]

and laughs at dogs smoking weed

[@ips2124]

​@@fritzy8318 Delulu Delulu Delulu Delulu 🤪

[@--Io--]

@@fritzy8318 1:28:17

[@jotheusu]

Stone cold bald SLAPS

[@RatherDepressedGamer]

1:36:00 new Guilty Joear song blasts

[@ZeroWiseman]

I want the playlist for the music he was listening to in this video

[@DragonGrafx-16]

Some of it sounded like the Bomberman Hero soundtrack.

[@sweetsweetmeat]

search "Jungle in Gaming" series

[@pillynutty5959]

90s/00s Ambient Jungle in Gaming Mix [1] (Intelligent DnB) for the most part

[@kswaes]

23 minute mark music is from Ridge Racer thats all I know absolute banger

[@Yaoofi]

We all need windows 11 destruction

[@skystoyhunts7225]

My grandma just got one of those chicken light things with the egg coming out of it butt

[@cjtheotter]

37:50 Samsung Health says pretty much the same thing. It's meant to be used as *Guidance* rather than actual medical advice. Basically it seems to promote good habits to follow, while also covering their asses legally.

[@georgewolflock7878]

41:25 that ai rat being approved as a medical report reminds me of an ai art contest where a real photo of a flamigo won but was then disqualified cause it wasnt ai

[@TheKyubiisaan]

That bald song was way too good

[@xxrenderinggamerxx]

Paraplegic Rangers

[@bonelordkaz]

42:32 This brings a whole new meaning to Dracula Flow's "Lungs looking crazy" line.

[@collin491]

Those lyrics to "Bald" were pretty epic.

[@DreamyDawnMusic]

Love the dnb tracks in this stream too. I knew a few classics in there 🙌

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

fecal funnies early in the morning? count me in!

[@brennyn]

If anything in your freezer is getting freezer burn, the door may not be sealing properly.

[@redcomet_622]

Damn there was no Star Wars AGGA stream this year aw 😔

[@UNKNOWN-nt9lx]

What a wonderful birthday present thank you yoel

[@RaizanX1]

I need to find out the music thats been playing on this temu run. Lotsa bangers from old games.

[@naomi10260]

40:08 omg ridge racer OST in the background

[@LucaW.]

Thank you, I was looking to the comments actually to see if anyone said what the music was because I liked it but have never heard it before.

[@naomi10260]

@@LucaW. ya great music :3 that track is called "quiet curves" from the "ridge racer type 4" CD, its on youtube of course.

[@JinteiModding]

The first song After the intro is from Ridge Racer as well, its Silver Stream from Rage Racer

[@naomi10260]

@@JinteiModding heck yea :3

[@zizthefirst]

!!! MOVE ME FROM RIDGE RACER TYPE FOUR DETECTED !!!

[@daveraschke]

WHEN

[@MelodyOo]

AI is just a fancy Parsing tool that got blown out of proportions.. people are acting like it's a sentient being or this is some kind of a god's creation. frankly it's just a fancier search engine that's it.. the real technology is how fast the machine learning is becoming now and how advanced data warhousing is..

[@Simte]

Let's gooooo! More dumpster diving wohoooo.

[@mellow-mallo-bug]

We're soo back boys

[@NukeTalcaNOW]

Hello joeii u rock i always laugh a lot thanks to you that normally i dont laugh hope soon u make another spooky youtubi fideo

[@notsusanna7485]

1:44 didn’t vsauce actually do a social experiment involving being able to recognize facial expressions after botox?

[@ivory231]

play the rest of the stalker trilogy, also banger video we're so back

[@coolmedina117]

At first I was like oh shit sentai, and then RIDGE RACER SOUNDTRACK

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Ridge RACER!

[@kswaes]

Joel, easily the best thing in the stream is the ridge racer soundtrack in the background

[@tabosalevi9857]

The husk of that woman... Was lik a strangle murder 😮😮 - joel

[@deepechoslntwntr]

No joke I have a lunchbox that says "Human Organ for Transplant" on it.

[@macrohotline8834]

Holy jungle ost in background

[@turntupmongoose]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[@generallyunimportant]

"i'm not as weak as certain people in new york" 💀

[@memeofwheat]

Ngl that smart watch seemed pretty legit

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

After listening to Blasted Residuals not only is the voice understandable, it's better than it has any right. Don't blast your vocal chords, Joey

[@RoastedMarshmelon]

I ordered a wifi pregnancy toothbrush for my pregnant teen chihuahua.

[@Zariatartakowska]

we are so back boys

[@stevecooper6578]

Finally, some premium trash

[@Ariqzegamer]

DONBROTHERS!?!!

[@dmitriycherepenya]

Omg, i just asked myself, where temu trash and there it is🥰

[@icheeva1]

Awww heck yeah

[@_jurawz]

BABA 👍

[@skogen5357]

Watching this without the usual background music is a weird experience

[@DracoHandsome]

Wait, it's legal to barbeque babies in Sweden???

[@Major003]

Sweden is a rather strange place.

[@stuni9852]

Ohh yeahh

[@2doot]

29:42 The fact im a grown ass person and "baba" made me go into absolutely hysterics, Joel's laugh is perfect here 😭

[@TropicalEmperor]

We back

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

a Vargsklethor Story. *ROLL BACK THE ROCK-*

[@OrangeDied]

30:03 ITS GLUP SHITTO

[@ruzakiyay]

1:28:10 the whole delulu segment made me laugh so much, it caught me so off guard

[@mareksicinski3726]

3:57 sometimes you own it actually

[@hurbywurby-q1h]

DONBROTHERS APPEARENCE LETS GOOOOO

[@cynicjovial]

My grandma died while I was watching this video

[@thepopo592]

We are absolutely so FREAKING back

[@schmeatmcmeat1587]

I need to know the context of the yellow ranger in a wheelchair with red dumpy in the back

[@alfo2804]

Regarding the intro topic about the idea of skynet algo-sludge being autoproduced and sold online - that's already happening. In a previous stream of this there was a weird Mario bootleg where he was wearing sunglasses and had a trenchcoat or some shit - that was literally that. I think the sort of technology that is intended to produce "art" offers zero net benefit to humanity. Art is about conveying a facet of the human experience, and a machine, having never lived the human experience, fundamentally cannot do that.

[@alfo2804]

@accelerationquanta5816 It's not "pseudointellectual" - it's not even intellectual, it's factual. We like things that other people have made precisely _because_ other people have made them. Other people who, in the act of making, are expressing themselves, creating something that echoes their experiences, however small or grand. It's not about depiction or subject matter. Art that depicts nothing was still created by a human, still intended to illicit thought in the minds of others.

[@scottcaramel]

@accelerationquanta5816the idea that art only exists to look pleasing is inherently subhuman, the fact that you said that and meant it is extremely sad and shows how deep capitalist brainrot goes into society

[@scottcaramel]

@accelerationquanta5816the fact that you said this and meant it is why capitalism needs to die

[@scottcaramel]

@accelerationquanta5816it’s easy to call everything pseudointellectual when you’ve convinced yourself all that matters is consooming the slop

[@noob19087]

​@accelerationquanta5816You don't like art, okay. You can just say that instead of going into some huge angsty spiel about the weakness of your flesh. Once you've died and gone on to the next thing you can do that, but for the meanwhile we're all stuck as humans who enjoy silly things like art, I'd suggest you come to terms with it. There's much to love about the human experience, saying the kinds of things you say makes me think you should go out and find them.

[@nikolozgilles]

🐶🚬🌱

[@JayTheComputerGuy]

More temu trash!

[@woobiehastelly]

18:13 LOOOL

[@dymaxion3988]

This made me realize that the point of AI is to do to knowledge what wish/temu did to products: replace quality with cheap plastic, theft, and lies

[@scottcaramel]

@accelerationquanta5816exactly the problem

[@slaviankaRUDPRK]

doggy zonk

[@ActionYakPolice]

america baked beans and british baked beans look similar but are totally different

[@bungieman2810]

DONBROTHERS WTF

[@mmy2k48]

1:11:25 holy shit

[@2doot]

1:08:00 is anyone going to tell him that's not what boofing is lmfaoo

[@pcjpeh0f9wh]

dunno if you read youtube comments joel but try covering your lasagna with aluminum foil when you put it in the oven instead of covering it with cheese

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

1:59:57 Punchline of the entire stream

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

*MmmMMm, BEeR...* (Funny enough, I remember that video before it got popular for some reason.)

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Hymen/G-man is my favorite bts member

[@mareksicinski449]

20:41 its a textbook not instruction manual

[@pibbanon1987]

1:08:59- Robert Smigel moment

[@ender_lord77]

Ok joel, now you just gotta play this game called Crab Champions and your good to go

[@jackdalton5209]

Doctor Mobius 25:17

[@GG-ou7it]

18:50 😂

[@jman3267]

What is the music that's playing during the garfield section?

[@BlastKetchup]

You must be hearing Redial from Bomberman64

[@pistolpetereal]

Did somebody say talking bottle opener???