[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 1 )

[@WyattD03]

32:07 “𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐓 ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ”

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

32:08 *ONE DAY I'M GONNA JUST SAY F**** *IT ALL AND LET* mY dEmOnS OuT tO pLaY **joels turns into a tea kettle**

[@pokepizza]

That part had me dying of laughter! I love it when he starts wheezing while laughing! My favorite was when he read, "Elmo exploding and burning alive compilation".

[@luisditaa]

@@pokepizza yes but here he reached peak wheezing

[@MoonlightMirage]

One of the best Joel wheezing moments

[@lambda-m1676]

I actually accidentally copied Simon's "Urgh argh, french!"

[@noelle4967]

his laughter makes me feel so happy 😭😭

[@aweebname6138]

We watched a man spent 3hrs browsing Wish and enjoyed every minutes of it, let that sink in. The fact Joel being this entertaining just by browsing Wish is amazing

[@bepitrumpet]

honestly my favorite joel moments are when he is riffing on something he found online. his geoguesser streams are great for that

[@pczb2692]

@@bepitrumpet *looks at literally any landscape* : This is America?

[@PixelTVBR]

*Funny Sink*

[@jack-exzolt9858]

What is that broken piece of ceramic want now?!

[@MrChocolateDinosaur]

Espurr best pokemon

[@HalNeinThousand]

I love it when ＶＩＮＣＥＮＴ says ＲＯＴＡＴＥ!

[@tims.1615]

Ah I wanted to say that but you beat me to it

[@tigertoxins584]

y e o w m ‘ s t

[@CoingamerFL]

Yes i like memes like *c a t p u s s i*

[@tims.1615]

@@CoingamerFL and sludge female humanoid

[@CoingamerFL]

@@tims.1615 and *Mac clunky*

[@kmc672]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ GOOD SHIRT MY GRANDFATHER WORE IT ON HIS DEATH BED

[@ciji698]

nice

[@infinitefun527]

5 stars! my grandfather "fell" down the stairs today in this shirt

[@GenSmashsed]

Joel trying to decipher "what the fuck" on the swedish chef shirts ("Vert der ferk") lmao

[@BigBlackGlock]

*Swedish Chef Noises*

[@lunaticzeroone]

"vert.... der..... ferk..... ...what?"

[@cobgod1415]

@@orion4764 that's just exactly what happened

[@anbthree786]

@@orion4764 it seemed like the first time he read it he was genuinely confused then he caught on and was fucking with us lmao

[@aesthe3002]

I really liked this segment, hope he does it again

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

PLEASE

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Joel browses sketchy porn websites, Onlyfans exclusive

[@mslabo102s2]

You missed a Wish pun opportunity

[@alphalax7747]

It's pretty damn obvious this is gonna be a series

[@joshshrum2764]

Same it made me laugh more than i have in awhile.

[@thedevilgoose2482]

Literally on the front page is an LED TV for 3 dollars and what I can only assume is a prototype time machine. Oh my god.

[@kevinm5940]

What happens if you buy that TV???

[@yossarian00]

​@@kevinm5940it either doesnt arrive at all or they send something else entirely

[@Blablarrr]

Perfect stream, my son loved it.

[@powergannon]

Someone should get Jerma the “Ringmaster of the shit show” shirt

[@ulteriormotives2]

Underrated comment

[@joshshrum2764]

Every Vinesauce, streamer should have the shirt.

[@SilverlineXZero]

@@joshshrum2764 Vinesauce streamers that aren't Joel or Vinny have like 200 viewers tops and five people active in chat. Vinny runs his streaming team like he runs his JRPG parties

[@kimgkomg]

@@SilverlineXZero They really haven't been much of a team for at least half a decade now. They come together for the charity streams and occasionally collaborate on stuff, but they all have their own streams with their own jokes and their own fanbases. They're completely independent from Vinny.

[@Haispawner]

@@kimgkomg Yeah calling it the *Vinesauce Team* feels off when they are about as separate as continents with very differing cultures. Fucking Jerma985 is more closely associated with Joel or Vinny then any other Vinesauce member.

[@Mick_92]

Love it how none of these has a bad review ever. The ones where it's like "Got these for my grandson's birthday gift :)" on some offensive or weird shit crack me up.

[@gibmeaway100]

The Ranch one has a comment that says "Got this for a friend and she loved it"

[@Mick_92]

@@gibmeaway100 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@vampires4life]

i can see it being real tho like those MJ smokin grandpas that let their son smoke with em, i've known some peeps like that and i can deffos see em getting their kids or grandkids one

[@WDWatameVirus]

*GRANDPA DIED*

[@sus4644]

@@WDWatameVirus *GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN*

[@SocialDeviance]

32:07 that's the best impression of a kettle with boiling water i have ever heard.

[@sulociou7846]

back to back with the perfect Michael Jackson impression lol

[@italomango]

One day i'm gonna just say fuck it all and let ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ

[@florianellerbrock8922]

Kettle Impression hits it on point

[@nerdypizza23468]

"I found one where the guy nüts so hard, his soul leaves his body..." omg Joel

[@TRIC4pitator]

Oh wtf, i read this comment as he was saying it, how

[@XenRiddle]

Thus, De Nüttbustear was born. Legend has it he still nütts in the bed to this day.

[@danieldoesdumbstuff]

I require a timestamp

[@TRIC4pitator]

@@danieldoesdumbstuff 1:59

[@anonymouslucario285]

The coconut mall music is what sells it for me

[@aisforinterval]

"ok ok last one" checks video length 3 more hours aight I'm in for the night

[@Mick_92]

1more

[@rcx9681]

Just one more

[@achiiro]

Btw, HE WAS NOT JOKING BOUT JON MADE HIS TWITTER NAME DUKIE NUKIE

[@justinjohnston8923]

he must know how much joel loves dukie nukie LMAO

[@incorporealnuance]

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NUKIE (THE NUKIE)

[@WDWatameVirus]

Fun fact (unless you already saw it on the Shroomposting Facebook group): Roller Coaster Tycoon official page on Facebook did a post with Mr Bones quoting Joel's meme he did some years ago, "there's no end of the ride ;)" *It's all coming together*

[@PositivelyPlaying]

@@WDWatameVirus but Joel didnt invent that

[@jarretbarnes4320]

@@incorporealnuance vile

[@briand5170]

Can someone please animate this to him walking through a store and picking all of these items up and talking to an invisible crowd

[@Bug_Bait]

That you in the profile picture? Whoever he is, he's giving off powerful energy.

[@Noodleshrk]

And like there are other people shopping that are really confused who joel is talking to

[@davenotstaine5646]

@@ranivacar have you done it yet?

[@Ryujin469]

That wheeze at 32:07 is something else.

[@Tyfen64]

he truly let the demons out to play

[@danieldoesdumbstuff]

That hee hee is funny too

[@lambda-m1676]

One day I'm just gonna say fuck it all and l e t m y d e a m o n z o u t t u p l e i

[@willf.4590]

Man could shatter glass with that high-pitched wheeze.

[@DoubleAyeBatteries]

Joel confirming that he has “been on the bed before” has scarred me more than I thought it would

[@MagicalMelTheGreat]

"If you're a parent and you buy this for your kid, you should get a call from the IRS." almost choked on a dorito

[@derick1618]

@Sauce Tha Kidd IDK why but IRS makes it even better.

[@Lotselance]

not even the first time Joel has mixed up the IRS and CPS lol

[@cobgod1415]

to be fair, if you're so desperate that you buy your kid drug shirts on wish you're most likely also desperate enough to commit tax evasion

[@destroyerkitty9434]

I’m instantly intrigued by this concepr

[@Dariaosu]

Concepr

[@malbo-]

Yo I see your profile picture, hopefully they make katana zero 2 someday

[@habib3559]

@@malbo- they still haven't completed the dlc

[@archocystosyrinx]

concepr

[@skelebones4979]

Concepr

[@BinglesP]

Fun story from me: I used to think Wish and the Make-a-Wish foundation were the same thing, and the reason why Wish prices were so low was so parents could buy things for their dying children. It wasn’t until Jacksfilms sponsored it did I realize that people weren’t, in fact, taking advantage of a charity organization.

[@hugeballs3067]

i'd love to study you

[@yossarian00]

how old were YOU

[@BinglesP]

@@yossarian00 Like, 10? I don't know, I forgot.

[@devonteeclipse606]

Ah yes I to, as the vinesauce fan, like the reference "ROTATE"

[@thepenguin9]

ｒｏｔａｔ

[@caiosoares2834]

Yes, i am also a big fan of *Beef* .

[@lastoflancas]

@@thepenguin9 b a nana

[@mr_selfdestruct]

Wish dumpster diving? Surely this bit cant be that lon- *3 HOUR VIDEO*

[@Isabeethetransprincess]

This is mister "so we are going check out Soul Calibur 3", no bit is too long for him.

[@ValcomDrifty]

This isn’t comedy gold, its comedy platinum

[@bluedogz1624]

Comedy Californium

[@nytrodioxide]

comedy god

[@Bellitchi]

Welcome to *F U N N Y* *6*

[@maekultsumaika1987]

It's not comedy god, nor is it comedy platinum. It identifies as comedy patenum.

[@minimanbeast1014]

It is comedy obamium

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

I can't believe there's Joel merch on Wish

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Why yes, The *[APPEARANCE]* of *[BRAMBLEGRAVEY]* *[JARVIS]* *[PRODUCE]* Is indeed on *[WEBLOCATION KNOWN AS...]* *[WEBLOCATION: "DESIRABLE.COMMERCIAL"]*

[@HellaHoesFr]

@@Da_ComputerMonster [INDEED], [FELLOW VIEWER]

[@boattownboysracing]

@@Da_ComputerMonster Why yes I do enjoy *[GRAND FATHER]* as well

[@Tamago-xe4eb]

@@boattownboysracing why hello [FELLOW VIEWER] I also like watching [FUNNY VINCENT].

[@eugeneedgeworth1436]

@Tamago 4929/valkyrie Haha yes, [ROTATE] am I right [FELLOW VINCENT VIEWER]?

[@incorporealnuance]

The brass knuckles that look like kitty cats are for places where brass knuckles are illegal. Gas stations here sell things like them as "novelty keychains".

[@YE4rt]

18:05 As soon as Joel said "From who?" I told myself "Crackheads" and literally as soon as I said that he did too lmfao clown to clown communication

[@Rainbowkittenism]

Fun fact: The cute kitty cat self defense keychain is banned in most of the US because they're considered brass knuckles.

[@jfs983]

Canada too!

[@yiff]

Australia too (probably most places really)

[@thatwierddude759]

in Russia you can actually go to jail just by ordering these things lol

[@Rainbowkittenism]

@@thatwierddude759 oof

[@nytrodioxide]

@@thatwierddude759 that's ironic, considering how dangerous things as simple as old playgrounds can be in Russia.

[@EliTheLongest]

47:46 - 48:00 Sexual experience with a Swedish man from start to finish

[@maekultsumaika1987]

Lyrics: Ooohhhhohohooooo. OooooooooooooOOOOOOOHOOHOOOOOO. *OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!*

[@MickMod]

Pretty accurate

[@grim66]

26:45 You're laughing. Grämpa died and you're laughing.

[@dingdongbells3314]

As an employee of a certain online retailer, I've stowed some of the most obnoxious shirts you can imagine, so this certainly was a PTSD stream of sorts for me. (But NOT the PTSD from that dumb shirt chat was carrying on about, IDK what the timestamp was) But the one that really grates against me is the "My mommy is my #1 bestie" shirt that they make for infants. One or two of those appear every day and good lord, if that doesn't spell out "My mom is an ignorant instagrammer parent" I don't know what does.

[@staryskullz]

yikes, whenever i see those shirts I always wonder "who the fuck buys these" but good god that's horrible.. I can only imagine the weird ass shit you see.

[@theonlybilge]

Are there adult sizes for fetishists?

[@pczb2692]

@@theonlybilge Gotta get that niche market money$$$

[@7carlxx]

I posted a timestamp and it got removed ffs. was it a shirt that said "i f a g s"?

[@dingdongbells3314]

@@7carlxx No, no, I'm referring to the one he never mentioned that said "I have PTSD (Pretty Stupid Democrats") or something

[@freedustin]

Still trying to figure out wtf "SPONTANEOUS HOSIERY" is supposed to mean.

[@gmsh3794]

surprise socks

[@freedustin]

@@gmsh3794 yeah but what's the surprise? we put magnets in your socks for no particular reason?

[@kingkodiak1591]

Given they mention Tourmaline in the description and it's a Wish product... the suprise could be Thorium Dioxide. Radioactive Socks; those would self heat.

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

It's the same thing as, "Suddenly Salad"! Was there salad suddenly? Or was my pizza suddenly turned into salad? What is this? And why do I hate it?

[@trulyinfamous]

@@kingkodiak1591 only enriched uranium in the correct circumstances could generate heat. Unless you are talking about nerve damage from your feet being irradiated.

[@TRIC4pitator]

Joel, this is content in it's rawest and best form, trust me

[@dreamEnd]

His best stream this year so far. Its super comfy, progressive, and really funny. Reminds me back during my school days browsing weird / funny shit with friends during computer class

[@hardrockinhere]

"2 more words and we'll call it for Wish tonight" 1 hour left in the video

[@superscrungus]

joel not understanding what fabricated discounts are is adorable ngl

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

timestamp please

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@sponsoredbywalmart The whole stream, whenever he point out the crossed-out price next to the "discounted" price.

[@calzoneyyy]

im pretty sure it’s illegal in sweden that’s why

[@newironside]

He's being sarcastic

[@radiofish5649]

I’m excited that this is a possible part 1 but I’m afraid Joel would get tired of it soon or everything would kind of repeat itself after some time.

[@lyre6820]

Kinda like windows destruction?

[@memberofchat2825]

I think this segment would be worth one more stream

[@coronelfalk]

It has 3 parts now.

[@minimanbeast1014]

Now it has 5 with a suedo episode were he plays a shitty console he brought of it

[@kackers]

the "vert der ferk" bit is probably the longest Joel has managed to do a bit like that without just completely losing it

[@randomguy5008]

Frank Reynolds was right, the trash business really is a gold mine.

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

Joel not grasping the concept that people can have children that are adults is hilarious in a very specific way.

[@godsexdevil6665]

he also doesn't seem to get that weed is legal in a lot of places

[@adamofblastworks1517]

"Offspring" might be a better term in that case.

[@dubbynelson]

@@adamofblastworks1517 or go a step too far and use the word "spawn"

[@GDBUNIT]

But is it really people with adult children tho or is it those "cool" moms who actually are alcoholics and bartards and smoke weed with their 15 year old daughter who has 2 kids of her own

[@ProtoMario]

Lmao shirts at $102, Wish is insane 🤣🤣🤣

[@shinybreloom4027]

it's fake price slashing often set by manufacturer; maybe by raising price then cutting it down. the tier list goes as follows: 1. Taobao (Chinese Amazon) 2. Alibaba (Wholesale) 3. Aliexpress (engineering students who want to save money or Ashens, caution needs to be exercised) 4.Wish (lmao)

[@ethanjohndavies]

@@shinybreloom4027 what about Weidian? 😈

[@BierBart12]

Just as insane as all the millions of products listed as [Free] and only cost the 2€ shipping(Surprisingly, they always arrive too) Wish I had an explanation for that

[@shinybreloom4027]

@@BierBart12 those are factory defects or products they give to you for free so you give a good review as long as the product vaguely works

[@AmselOwl]

verified with 22 subs? how

[@hobbestuna7756]

This is a great VOD and I sincerely appreciate the chapter timestamps. They are super useful for when I lose my place and want to watch where I last left off

[@mikotoh]

oh man, i dont even watch joel much anymore, but i saw this video and the length of it in my subs and just went 'dis gonna be good'

[@ulteriormotives2]

Same

[@budakbaongsiah]

@Angels Exodus Those kind of streams is where Joel shines the most IMO

[@Firepal3D]

This is the most "Joel" segment ever. Reminds me of the bootleg fireworks.

[@SlyHikari03]

Same

[@SlyHikari03]

2:53:02 Joel freaking out over the burger eagle shirt made my day. It’s like when people got scared about demonic imagery back then.

[@chlorhexidine2506]

ngl it does look very much like a Nazi eagle

[@SlyHikari03]

@@chlorhexidine2506 yeah. (And yes, I know the brand is London boss which has had controversies but still)

[@wolfy1987]

I want to see somebody at a court hearing wearing that "I paused my game to be here" shirt

[@ET-dp9rs]

32:11 that shirt was so sharp it made joel deflate.

[@Pusiboi420]

“Ridiculous tangents that go nowhere for like 40 minutes” *3 hours later*

[@F66x]

when's the ashens crossover

[@blobbem]

Ashens orders parts from Wish, builds it and sends it to Joel for him to destroy.

[@FlauntyToaster]

I just asked the same thing

[@OmegaElevenEngage]

@@blobbem The most legendary crossover

[@GeometryPolska]

Imagine a Windows destruction stream on a pc made with parts from Wish

[@vinnytheplayer5500]

A british man and a swedish would be epic

[@koffinglolface1000]

2:44:20 of course the first thing you see when you search jojo it has to be a vibrator

[@byrdworker]

I SAW MY ART IN THE VINESAUCE PART LMAOOOOOOO

[@frannielmartinez]

Which one?

[@incorporealnuance]

1:38:38 Look at the shirt the guy in the top left is wearing INTERES TING MAGICAL JEANS

[@Incognito-gh5qi]

*I s T h a t A V i n e s a u c e R e f e r e n c e*

[@TacoLlamaYES]

Swedish man first time seeing swedish chef: Vert de ferk? : 0

[@mileidyclass]

Last time I was this early, I was still in middle school, watching Vinesauce.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Now you're old. We're ALL old. But we still watch the Fecal Funneh.

[@teemuaho4807]

Bro thats a fucking mood

[@mikotoh]

i was in my senior year of high school when i started watching...

[@lucy4666]

I was 15 when I got into vinesauce. Windows XP destruction was still new lmao. Loved watching him on recess

[@MxchiefMxker]

Oh god that’s too real

[@BananaLizard]

32:08 HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS THE BEST WHEEZE

[@DracoHandsome]

"NOOO NOOO, I AM NOT A YELL, I AM A SVEEEDEEEN" ~Joel maybe

[@frogfan449]

"I've jumped on the bed a few times in my lifetime" Chat: Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

IDK why, I have this idea that somewhere in his lifetime, Joel manhandled some phat tiddehs.

[@milesedgeworth132]

Joel used to get blackout drunk at metal concerts. He probably had drunk sex at least once. He also had a female companion one time but that's ancient history.

[@Sasiskin7823]

Not true Joel will never do this. He's a gamer and knows that girls have cooties.

[@karloveliki5373]

@@milesedgeworth132 Right? I don't understand why a concept of such social life is so strange to some people

[@yiff]

Ok memes aside: is it just me or is it hard to actually imagine some people having sex? Not in the "can't get it" way, but like...they just don't care for it I guess, you know?

[@bluedogz1624]

Check out Rerez if you want to see more about the “retro” consoles, he made reviews on them. They’re obviously awful.

[@JoJo-oc8zf]

Retro Dodo did a review on one from Aliexpress I think and it catches on fire if left on too long

[@KlonoaPrime]

He screams too much and is annoying and gets mad over petty shit like screen tearing or *pixels*

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@KlonoaPrime It's a character thing like AVGN. It may not be your thing but just know it's for the camera.

[@cubixthree3495]

@@Rad-Dude63andathird it's funny because he goes crazy!

[@lambda-m1676]

@@cubixthree3495 "I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH I ALMOST BROKED THE CONTROLLER IN HALF!"

[@hermeschase4113]

I was been taking a break from Joel streams, i've watched every single vod of this channel but one year ago i said "let's take a break from Joel and let the vods stack so i can have a super marathon later" This is the first stream i'm gonna watch. 17:34 Yup, this is the type of content i love

[@Wignut]

As someone who has a hobby in upkeeping a _wtf_ wishlist, I immediately clicked.

[@spunklord5000]

41:35 "This crazy anus of mine" sounds like a title for one of those inspirational novels about life

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

7:11 is it weird that I'm so used to hearing Bulk Bogan at this point that Hulk Hogan sounds wrong now?

[@Meatspinner]

Don't know where you got the notion that swedish vikings were just traders, given that the region of Sweden encompasses regions settled by geats, norsemen, danes, and gutones as well. But even if only considering specifically the tribe called swedes, it'd still be pretty far off, as we know from the England runestones and Greece runestones found in the region they had settled. And that's without going into things like the attack on Constantinople and surrounding areas, the forming of the varangian guard, etc. Based on contemporary sources, including other nordic tribes, they were among the more violent of the nordic tribes. It might not seem like it, as most english material on the vikings is from the perspective of the english who mainly dealt with danes, norsemen, jutes, and geats, but raiding was arguably more common among the tribe of swedes when looking at east-european sources. tl;dr - The nordic region at the time was pretty violent all around.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Sounds awesome how do i join

[@budakbaongsiah]

Because raiding backwater Slavs and looting their possessions and selling them to the Greeks and Arabs is much more lucrative than just trading.

[@Bacon_N_Eggs]

I was laughing my ass off when I saw chat go crazy of the booba.

[@DragonSoul621]

Being fair to that random guy, any time joel says some cuss word in spanish he does sound mexican as hell, and thats a compliment

[@annasanchez5877]

"what kinds of games do you like to play?" "shoot game"

[@lagoonmorph]

56:54 I own this piece of shit. Every time I plugged it in it buzzes, really loud. It's so quiet and you have to crank the volume. The controllers feel just as good as you'd expect. Couldn't even play Mario without my soul just wanting to leave my body. (Got it as a gift.)

[@SlapDrink]

I get wish ads which I wish I never saw.

[@poralium196]

I swear they advertise the most batshit insane shit just to catch your attention

[@SlapDrink]

@JebediahDidSevenEleven Oh dude I get the worse. I get "Herbal Detox Balls" and the images are a bloody, hellscape.

[@SpongiousBird]

When I searched Finnish or Suomi, I got lots of products that I can't mention on here, with some men loving each other "strongly".

[@DestructJohn]

32:06 I love the way he kept the accent while laughing

[@kip258]

Joel is the only guy I know who can make me have fun watching someone browse through bootleg merchandise... FOR THREE HOURS

[@DracoHandsome]

I am not convinced that Joel does not run Wish himself

[@jupita551]

32:08 I've replayed this part like 10 times why is it so funny??

[@LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency.]

joel discovering cheap chinesium pocket weapons/toys is a joy to behold. he ever visits the states someone has to take this dude to a flea market.

[@therealbuttsmcgee]

we gotta start a crowd funded joel flea market adventure movie when the plague is over, it's the only way 😤

[@izperehoda]

@@therealbuttsmcgee we have to wait a few decades

[@thecjwolfpack]

I love his reaction to the weapons. I don't think he understands what America is. You can buy most weapons in America somewhere. There's not much regulation for non-firearm related weapon purchases in America since we're not really worried about someone going on a mass brass knuckling spree.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

A brass Knuckle on every finger

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Don't bring brass knuckles to a gunfight.

[@remothra]

america is too busy having 50 mass shootings every hour to worry about brass knuckles

[@Povilaz]

This was a seriously gold segment. So happy that I was there live to witness _AMERICA_ rings and swords and consoles.

[@UnitSe7en]

23:55 Watching a Swedish man trying to understand phonetic English from an exaggerated stereotype....

[@darkminerj]

"just use knife" man made 99% of kitchen utility businesses go bankrupt

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Joel going "Rotate" made me laugh tears omf this segment is great I want that entire shitpost on a t-shirt

[@tsunistuni]

a 3 hours stream but im already fucking dying with the I AM VERY PLEASED WITH THIS RING THAT HAS KENNEDY, HE WAS MY FAVORITE PRESEDENT. Dude

[@weirdredstone42]

His gamer voice is literally just a perfect mort impression

[@absalondebarvac3715]

I learned that Joel is strongly biased against drugs. That's... That's kinda based

[@TheStrikeofGod]

Joel: We might have a kind of a weird segment here that I don't know if it's gonna be a success or not Narrator: It was.

[@k2a2l2]

okay hear me out, socks that are actually magnetic for when you drop that tiny screw or whatever. you just walk around until ur foot picks it up

[@roymarshall_]

DUDE

[@NecromancyForKids]

And then get stabbed

[@123-l2n2j]

1:49:12 I woke up from to slumber to hear this, I proceed to piss myself laughing haha

[@gadgetlabs3230]

Finally, after all his tangents, a three-hour video where the tangent is now the main event!

[@king_eevee]

Amazing how joel acted like spamton on that part 49:38

[@CrayolaFiend]

Oh wow. Russian Sims 4 modder god man, in the event of a meme house 3, this stream is a goldmine for hot fresh items

[@imperialguard451]

idk if people realize this but all those tv infomercial products, like that salad chopper thing, they are meant for disabled people. not to be “more convenient” for abled people. thats why the commercials are so weird too, theyre trying to make the accessibility products look like theyre meant for abled people so they don’t immediately get tossed out before they get to market the product.

[@vinicius100470]

12:41 my favorites are "the product just arrived, haven't tested it yet" 5 STARS

[@lotus_flower2000]

Whenever I watch Joels videos I feel like I can taste his breath.

[@guano7173]

Oh no....I kinda want the "fishing hooker" shirt lmao

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

2:04:51 Forget 7 Nation Army, John's creating a 7 Dollar Army and he needs body armor.

[@LingLing23127]

54:56 I can only imagine the storm in the chat from this point

[@roseclouds5838]

by the way the gorilla glue girl didn’t sue but some crazy lawyer guy on twitter was trying to pressure her into suing and pretending she was his client news sites just ran the story though

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Wihc was worse, the opportunist lawyer clout chaser or the abjectly incompetent news?

[@roseclouds5838]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy 100% news sites

[@pibbanon1987]

11:49- 10/10/2000, truly a date to remember

[@kip258]

Nothing says "MURICA" like outsourcing labor to other countries :P

[@Laughing_Dragon]

27:15 102 dollars, "totally" a lot of marketing things that people do(including walmart actually) is they have a price that is crossed out as a "sale" but they never usually "change it back". its a marketing ploy that makes people THINK they are getting a "sale" and getting things with a price cut, but usually thats the normal price, or atleast a "little lower" like when people notice something shows its "six dollars off" but before the price was the same as the "now price" or its only SLIGHTLY lower than last time. usually the crossed out price is a fake-out(some of the time btw, not every place does this obviously). a lot of the time people don't pay attention to the price changes or if something has changed AT ALL for things, so they just see it and go "oh cool, its cheaper" when in reality its just a way of colorfully showing people a product they may want, show that its "on sale" or "cheaper right now" and so they'll be MORE inclined to buy it than when its not shown as that. great strategy, scummy as fuck tho. source? my economics teacher in highschool. you can also look this up, generally places do this, and its bigger places that can get away with it, since theres always distracting things, sounds, etc. economics is a rather interesting thing to learn tbh. I also learned that the mcrib has over, what? 20/28 ingredients? for seasoned meat with sauce. and thats JUST the meat by the way, not the sauce or the seasoning... yeahhhhh... gotta love looking at what food you eat is made out of... like hot dogs... or...chicken nuggets...well, nuggets is more the PROCESS of how it gets its shape thats weird and nasty, rather than the ingredients I believe. but still. definitely hotdogs are nasty tho. still eat them XD!

[@drasticquil9768]

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[@joe_mama__]

Is that a Vinesauce reference?

[@onelividguardsman5681]

hello fellow *V I N E S A U C E F A N*

[@skydiamsteam6005]

Vinehsos

[@Christian23242]

R O T A T E

[@skullservant4417]

I like that funny little creature in your avatar picture there, real crazy character there

[@cubixthree3495]

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