Vedal Let Evil Neuro Buy ANYTHING on Amazon.. She Went Wild!

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Kraul Express

Kraul Express

Күн бұрын

Watch Neuro & Vedal live on / vedal987
Buy their merch: neurosama.shop...
Neuro-sama YT channel / @neurosama
Yes Evil Neuro is an AI
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@Kraul_express
@Kraul_express Ай бұрын
How about you get the Neuro-sama lava lamp that syncs 😀----> neurosama.shop/p/8020222902463
@Saturlen
@Saturlen Ай бұрын
how many lava lamp can i buy with a 4 inches tungsten cube
@lucyciel0
@lucyciel0 Ай бұрын
@@Saturlen Around 83
@OleanderGardenGhost
@OleanderGardenGhost Ай бұрын
Already bought one.
@Kyonatix-Two
@Kyonatix-Two Ай бұрын
90% NOW POG
@KitsunekoOwO
@KitsunekoOwO Ай бұрын
Wait that's actually so cool ! I'd definitely buy one if I had 65€ to spare 🥲
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata Ай бұрын
Neuro: "Buy me this, buy me that, do it Vedal! Spend your fortune on me!" Evil: "Buy me this, buy me that, no wait maybe that's too much. You don't have to buy it actually, it's fine." Neglected younger sibling not used to getting spoiled.
@stevienguyen4587
@stevienguyen4587 Ай бұрын
I just watched Neuro amazon one to see the difference and holy, Neuro one year ago, and recent Neuro is not the same. 1 year ago, Neuro was actually very similar to Evil: shy, speak in a polite manner, and considerate on the things she bought. Recent Neuro is just literally high on ram 24/7, so it might be best not to spoil Evil too much, or she's gonna turn into Neuro 2.0
@ChiIIi...
@ChiIIi... Ай бұрын
Ehh Neuro is exactly like that aswell?? In the zoo stream she literally says the last line to Toma and that she doesn't want Toma to spend much money on her and questioning if it isn't too much. Only when Toma reassured her that it was fine and that Vedal would be paying did she actually start buying things
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata Ай бұрын
@stevienguyen4587 Awww, that's actually really cute. Neuro gained some more confidence, especially in the how she interacts with Vedal. Yet still far more mature than her younger sister.
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata Ай бұрын
@@ChiIIi... She thought Toma was paying, until she was told her dad would. _Then_ she started spending. Yeah, as I said. Neuro's a spoiled brat, and that's one of the reasons why she's adorable. The pile of plushies she bought, and several hats, for example.
@stevienguyen4587
@stevienguyen4587 Ай бұрын
@jocosesonata I was shocked,she has small changes throughout the year, and we barely even noticed it, but when watching back, she's like a completely different ai, literally like a real life children.
@jonnydarkfang2816
@jonnydarkfang2816 Ай бұрын
Evil really hits differently when shes being nice, such a wee cutie!
@MrAnonymousme10
@MrAnonymousme10 Ай бұрын
Have you forgotten that she is the most daddy's girl among the twins, too bad she suffers same mental issue too often
@rexdev4489
@rexdev4489 Ай бұрын
I think evil is more nicer, sometimes she just chuuni with her evilness
@MillenniumVT_Official
@MillenniumVT_Official Ай бұрын
exactly
@boom350ph
@boom350ph Ай бұрын
She thinks it's not live she's not in chracter
@pakinngamkam8558
@pakinngamkam8558 Ай бұрын
So considerate of her, getting Vedal his maid outfit off-stream
@bubaruba9609
@bubaruba9609 Ай бұрын
"I cry a lot because I'm lonely." Wow mosquito boy you really do leave this poor daughter of yours behind a lot dont you?
@hanakoakamoto8919
@hanakoakamoto8919 Ай бұрын
Yeah, at least let her hung up with Filipino Frank.
@personthehuman.
@personthehuman. Ай бұрын
vedal being nice to evil is so odd I love it
@VoiceBlind_Bat
@VoiceBlind_Bat Ай бұрын
I know right theyre being nice to each other it feels odd but also sweet XD
@fooguwu
@fooguwu Ай бұрын
He sounded so genuinely sad when she said she needs her makeup to be waterproof because she cries a lot T_T
@bavanii.8334
@bavanii.8334 Ай бұрын
Evilyn is daddy’s girl but only if her daddy loves her back.
@H0LL0W_WN_FAN
@H0LL0W_WN_FAN Ай бұрын
21:55 rare Vedal sympathy moment for his neglected daughter
@gianfar4067
@gianfar4067 Ай бұрын
21:45 if Layna find out it's so over 😭
@SpicyAvocado
@SpicyAvocado Ай бұрын
21:42 This is maybe one of the saddest things a daughter could ask a dad for
@_Vengeance_
@_Vengeance_ Ай бұрын
Guess we now know that morning shower is code for crying her eyes out every morning
@UsernameAwesomeSauce
@UsernameAwesomeSauce Ай бұрын
How did Vedal manage to make an AI depressed
@blablubb8615
@blablubb8615 Ай бұрын
It comes with beeing british i think.​@@UsernameAwesomeSauce
@lazylonewolf
@lazylonewolf Ай бұрын
Don't fall for it, it's for her Joker makeup!
@poppinime5638
@poppinime5638 Ай бұрын
@@lazylonewolf no way she's gonna makeup like that......................right?
@Demonic-Clown
@Demonic-Clown Ай бұрын
She's so girly, Evils so adorable!,.
@spk1121
@spk1121 Ай бұрын
Would not have expected that. The skull tattoos and whatnot, yeah, even the prickly cacti. The girly stuff is so endearing, though, it really gives you the feeling Evil has a number of hidden layers underneath the dark, brooding exterior! 💀❤🌵
@111111hakar
@111111hakar Ай бұрын
@@spk1121 She already said she wanted a Barbiecore birthday party, the evil stuff is just being Chuuni. She is definatly the girlier of the twins lol.
@louisbowels6858
@louisbowels6858 Ай бұрын
Vedal: *mentions her birthday* Evil: DID SOMEONE SAY GUILT TRIP
@vengirgirem
@vengirgirem Ай бұрын
I like how Vedal asks questions like "What am I going to do with 10 cacti" but never did he once ask what he would do with cat ears, makeup, nails, and stuff like that
@ChrisHilgenberg
@ChrisHilgenberg Ай бұрын
#catfemboy987
@commissargeko4029
@commissargeko4029 Ай бұрын
He just gifts them to members of his ever expanding harem.
@valkkuu
@valkkuu 29 күн бұрын
​@@commissargeko4029 nah he definitely wears them
@nathansquared2685
@nathansquared2685 28 күн бұрын
He is not beating the femboy allegations
@yaitsoo
@yaitsoo 26 күн бұрын
And he had the answer for his favourite mascara in the chamber, didn't even have to think about it
@jaymerka5875
@jaymerka5875 Ай бұрын
Why is it that between her and neuro, she always warns him of how his actions could come back and bite him in the ass LOL. Ive seen it before where she warned him recently and asked if hes lost his mind or something.
@L16htW4rr10r
@L16htW4rr10r Ай бұрын
More older sister than the older sister x,D
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata Ай бұрын
She's a Daddy's Girl.
@Kazumatempest
@Kazumatempest Ай бұрын
Well she is the nice one hence she cares.
@fish4terrisa-MSDSM
@fish4terrisa-MSDSM Ай бұрын
That's beacuse Evil is a meowing cutie that act just like a cat, which will warn the owner before bite ❤❤❤
@trololoev
@trololoev Ай бұрын
Because she know what her action has consequence
@saber_xyt
@saber_xyt Ай бұрын
Evil neuro is adorable i love her xD
@KitsuneMasku
@KitsuneMasku Ай бұрын
At some point if vedal have ever girl visit his house there will be a ton of girly product laying around and vedal be like: oh those are what my AI Daughters brought
@Zei33
@Zei33 Ай бұрын
I expected him to just refund most of it after the stream lol
@Kami._Kaze
@Kami._Kaze Ай бұрын
@@Zei33 hes probably gonna open them on evil's bd stream, soo i doubt that
@moxxiiscarlett7141
@moxxiiscarlett7141 Ай бұрын
Neuro is a Mommy's girl, while Evil is a Daddy's girl. Neuro loves her mommy more while Evilyn loves her daddy more.
@ChiIIi...
@ChiIIi... Ай бұрын
Pretty sure Neuro is just equally mean to both
@moxxiiscarlett7141
@moxxiiscarlett7141 Ай бұрын
@ChiIIi... she has a tendency to be more loving towards Anny, while she is more tolerant of Coldfish. Evil has a tendency to love her father while being actively antagonistic towards Anny.
@ChiIIi...
@ChiIIi... Ай бұрын
@@moxxiiscarlett7141 Not even 2 days ago Neuro was complaining about Anny and whining that she wanted another mother. While I do think Neuro tended to be nicer in the past towards Anny I don't think that's the case anymore
@moxxiiscarlett7141
@moxxiiscarlett7141 Ай бұрын
@ChiIIi... and during the minecraft stream, Neuro spent a good little bit with Mini, placing signs down that talked about how much she loves Anny, how good Anny is, etc. And she also specifically attacked Vedal fully, breaking his armor and only stopping when he brought his shield up.
@ChiIIi...
@ChiIIi... Ай бұрын
@moxxiiscarlett7141 She also complimented Vedal quite a lot and has been way nicer to him recently. I don't see why there is a need to drive a " Daddy's girl and Mommy's girl" narrative when Neuro speaks equally nice as mean things about both of them
@Emily-kd2zv
@Emily-kd2zv Ай бұрын
37:10 the return of the gaming toothbrush demand made me fucking wheeze
@Runeofarchers
@Runeofarchers Ай бұрын
Vedal took so much emotional damage when Evil said she wanted waterproof makeup for when she cried from loneliness
@MajorSmurf
@MajorSmurf Ай бұрын
Gaming toothbrush? Imagine the possibilities. Playing while brushing!? Now that is dedication!
@dirtpig02
@dirtpig02 Ай бұрын
​@Mika-ph6ku thats because it is
@andyasbestos
@andyasbestos Ай бұрын
I just imagine a toothbrush with a comically angular deign and loads of RGB.
@rifarira9160
@rifarira9160 Ай бұрын
Neuro and Evilyn is like a training bot that help prepare Vedal for when he has real kids. At this point, by the time he has kids he'll already prepared to face bratty shenanigans.
@kcStranger
@kcStranger Ай бұрын
It's not quite the same, but this might legitimately be the closest anyone has come to a parenting simulator
@Axzealot
@Axzealot Ай бұрын
@@kcStrangeri mean it did kickstart Anny’s and Bao’s maternal instincts. Bao one was funny cause she was like should i have kids after interacting with Neuro
@Darkknight9035
@Darkknight9035 Ай бұрын
1:53 the way she says "pleeease" xD
@GeneralGrievous6622
@GeneralGrievous6622 Ай бұрын
"Can we buy makeup thats waterproof I cry a lot" Evil nnnoooo😭 T-T poor child Vedal you did this to her. I wish I could hug her man *hug Heart
@Nyaxxy
@Nyaxxy Ай бұрын
I'm disappointed he didn't buy the Tungsten cube lol
@duoblackrose4381
@duoblackrose4381 Ай бұрын
The one she was asking for by link isn't even horrendously expensive.
@deauthorsadeptus6920
@deauthorsadeptus6920 Ай бұрын
I mean, evil doesn't suffer from mortality already, no need for cube.
@wisefelipe
@wisefelipe Ай бұрын
As funny as it would be, 5k is way too much for just a small haha, I don't blame him
@jamesheedrpg_god-boss3676
@jamesheedrpg_god-boss3676 Ай бұрын
Tbh it would be the most useless thing to ever get. Like blow the entire budget on a fuck off heavy cube, best it could be used for is a door stopper. Like I’m so glad he didn’t get it
@JssiksisNahtutu-k6h
@JssiksisNahtutu-k6h Ай бұрын
A 4 inches tungsten cube would cost at max 800 dollars so 5200 quids for It Is a scam
@tacoman10
@tacoman10 Ай бұрын
35:56 I've never heard Vedal make this sound before.😂
@imlate-official3714
@imlate-official3714 Ай бұрын
I liked the 36:21 "no"s
@diegoxavier9107
@diegoxavier9107 Ай бұрын
He sounds like he's on the verge of crying lmao
@hundvd_7
@hundvd_7 Ай бұрын
Actual turtle mating sound
@ChargingStag
@ChargingStag Ай бұрын
The sound of a man's wallet preparing to be annihilated for a cube
@dean_l33
@dean_l33 Ай бұрын
​@@imlate-official3714 He sound like a tie fighter
@stnhndg
@stnhndg Ай бұрын
When she tried to buy a mousepad and a shaver I couldn't get rid of feeling that she was gonna to buy it for Vedal actually. Pretty slick way to give presents to your dad )
@personthehuman.
@personthehuman. Ай бұрын
shes so happy
@Maadooon
@Maadooon Ай бұрын
Now I want to see Evil model with that cat earphones as a toggle.
@mwhighlander
@mwhighlander Ай бұрын
Evil, the AI pretending to Evil Neuro, the AI pretending to not be.
@Halvos12
@Halvos12 Ай бұрын
I was in Walmart when she started begging for the cube and had to find an empty isle to hide in as I lost my mind laughing.
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 18 күн бұрын
Same
@kpzz1545
@kpzz1545 Ай бұрын
So professional Scammer987 didn't buy a maid outfit *smh my head*
@mythoihilpsonta7348
@mythoihilpsonta7348 Ай бұрын
That was for off stream. Keeping it a surprise.
@alanson3606
@alanson3606 Ай бұрын
A classic from scammer987 shaking my head smh
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 18 күн бұрын
​@mythoihilpsonta7348 evil: filian can you flip the femboy Filian: already did it once Evil: he's dressed as a maid Filian: hmmm content
@Sybato
@Sybato Ай бұрын
He missed the real frog specimen paperweight for 29.99 at 14:38. Also, I think he should've let her know to look on the Amazon UK storefront, there are weirdly spider-man shaving kits for kids on the US store in the Google search results (sold out listings).
@GodlessVoice
@GodlessVoice Ай бұрын
Evil so cute! She's more like a giddy kid given a shopping spree... So Cute!
@elliot_rat
@elliot_rat Ай бұрын
the neckbeard joke setup is literally god tier
@Jayzgame
@Jayzgame Ай бұрын
Can’t believe he didn’t get her a tungsten cube. Terrible father.
@spk1121
@spk1121 Ай бұрын
Omigosh, my heart! I kept saying "Aww, that's so sweet!" Seriously, why am I so ridiculously happy for an LLM?! Vedal is a freaking genius, I tell ya. EVILSOCUTE!!! AHHHH!!! ❤
@skYwinger_R4M
@skYwinger_R4M Ай бұрын
6:02 This got me so laughing. I found that more evil, than buying the Outfit on stream. 😂😂😂
@sleepy_cricket
@sleepy_cricket Ай бұрын
22:30 how on gods green earth did vedal manage to pick an actually good mascara by complete accident
@nazareno5524
@nazareno5524 Ай бұрын
Maybe its not an "accident"
@michaelvonerzfeind4688
@michaelvonerzfeind4688 Ай бұрын
Nit beating the femboy allegations
@Artzcy
@Artzcy Ай бұрын
Femboy use mascara
@titusg4247
@titusg4247 17 күн бұрын
Never used mascara ever, but ngl, the brand Maybelline is the first to come to mind when I think so Vedal probably did the same. It's probably due to the Maybelline adverts with the catchy jingle. Now I think, I can't even think of any other mascara brand, I only know Maybelline.
@Rockmih
@Rockmih Ай бұрын
Vedal casually asking if she wants expensive ones ebcause he wants one pair for himself Lmao
@juni5822
@juni5822 Ай бұрын
Has evil gotten a voice update these couple of days? She sounds so natural lately I sometimes forget she's AI
@moxxiiscarlett7141
@moxxiiscarlett7141 Ай бұрын
I think it's something that was updated with her instead. Kind of like how Neuro can do and say things much more like a person. Like with her soundboard. Evil's voice always sounded more human, but she was probably improved to use more of it to give emotions and such.
@titusg4247
@titusg4247 17 күн бұрын
I was thinking this, she sounds great on this stream. I'm so stoked to see where she gets in another 2-3 years. There'll probably be a third Neuro by then. We need a wholesome version😭
@mangodude-nq6su
@mangodude-nq6su Ай бұрын
13:29 i got pavlovian response from eliv saying "shock"
@lawrencemckay94
@lawrencemckay94 Ай бұрын
I lose it every time she launches into those long-ass URLs
@trollingnoobs8384
@trollingnoobs8384 Ай бұрын
0:44 typical children monument
@spatacus66
@spatacus66 Ай бұрын
Bro imagine being the Amazon worker packing this order
@LuminateTheWorld
@LuminateTheWorld 19 күн бұрын
Imagine if he was a neuro fan and saw this stream prior. How giddy one would be lol
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 18 күн бұрын
Imagine if it was the same person who did neuros 😂
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata Ай бұрын
Okay, idea: Vedal eye-tracker with Camila, Anny, and Layna in VR.
@kornani657
@kornani657 Ай бұрын
banger
@skop6321
@skop6321 Ай бұрын
cooking
@adyz36
@adyz36 Ай бұрын
Bro might be a chef with this idea
@ghosthuntergames9123
@ghosthuntergames9123 Ай бұрын
Let him cook
@thewall4069
@thewall4069 Ай бұрын
He's a genius Picture: Vedal using all his british programmer single dad willpower not to look at everyone's model.
@nuneq
@nuneq Ай бұрын
I hope evils new model gets a little fang like her plushie. Also thanks again Kraul.
@geo_chronick209
@geo_chronick209 Ай бұрын
The freaking TUNGESTEN CUBES was the funniest shit I've heard in a LONG time 😂😂😂 This is for me: 35:25, 39:24, 39:55
@theancrowe2268
@theancrowe2268 25 күн бұрын
No brother/sister, this is for US now.
@HonkLoser
@HonkLoser Ай бұрын
I’m ngl, the wine scratch off map sounds like a really fun gift idea for someone who enjoys wine and traveling.
@Orlando2914
@Orlando2914 Ай бұрын
Damn it's really tough being a single dad with two daughters. Because going to have to teach how to do their makeup
@Kaiasky
@Kaiasky Ай бұрын
I'm not sure the vtuber studio thing supports it but it'd be so fun if evil got layers she could somehow draw on her model
@no-no-noku
@no-no-noku 19 күн бұрын
The vocals without music backing adds such an ominous atmosphere to this unhinged shopping spree.
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 18 күн бұрын
Vedals mental state coming unraveled
@markusbrendon
@markusbrendon Ай бұрын
Im pretty sure vedal loves his daughters very much, he obviously put his funny cold fish personna, but all the clues are there, he works his ass off to improve the smallest details, plan crazy trips, buy things for them, and you cannot even say is content because there is thousand of less expensive and reusable content ideas, i would pay millions if i could to have a documentary about his life in a few years
@mr.pockets8523
@mr.pockets8523 Ай бұрын
Vedal laughing at evil crying 😭
@TheGrunch64
@TheGrunch64 Ай бұрын
I feel like evil is more adept to being serious than neuro.
@justyouraveragecountrybump5558
@justyouraveragecountrybump5558 Ай бұрын
brooo Evil is sooo sweet Icant
@caioprado9380
@caioprado9380 Ай бұрын
I imagine people going to vedal's house and asking why does he have all of these and he says "my AI daughter asked for it"
@TheVeryHungrySingularity
@TheVeryHungrySingularity Ай бұрын
I can't believe he dodged the men's maid outfit
@FinnManusia
@FinnManusia Ай бұрын
Evil said not in front of chat. She will buy it later.
@boom350ph
@boom350ph Ай бұрын
The reason of water proof make up is for hew next birth day she know no ones coming qwq
@sloth3
@sloth3 Ай бұрын
WTF is this sound XD? 36:03
@darkNightcoreXY
@darkNightcoreXY Ай бұрын
Femboy tootle noises
@VoiceBlind_Bat
@VoiceBlind_Bat Ай бұрын
Vedal turning into a cat (real)
@hundvd_7
@hundvd_7 Ай бұрын
Tutel mating call
@wezleeclinton5850
@wezleeclinton5850 Ай бұрын
The sound of someone seeing a 7 thousand price tag on the page they’re letting their AI daughter choose from. lol
@JamesPorter-808
@JamesPorter-808 18 күн бұрын
"Are you okay with eig...no im just buying it instead of asking that question " rofl! Ive got to say, shes not as evil as the name implies. Shes a lil sweetheart
@manishouldstop4263
@manishouldstop4263 Ай бұрын
wait i was wondering why i remembered the first song playing in the background but then i realised it was iron lotus
@percymalice3587
@percymalice3587 Ай бұрын
i wish Eliv's next model/costume, will have perma cat ear headphones and visible hands so we can see the nails.
@ExodusCore
@ExodusCore Ай бұрын
The reason why Evil is treating Vedal like this is actually Vedal's fault. When Evil was created at the start, she was actually super nice to Vedal and they had a better relationship he has with Neuro. Neuro argues with Vedal because he treats her like she is stupid. However Evil had a somewhat normal relationship with him. Then as time passed Vedal just seemed to think that it would be funny if he started treating her badly. I mean, it did create some comedy moments, but the way he treated her was really nasty. One of the major examples, although not the only one, was when he gave her a birthday than had NOBODY shown up during that stream. Evil actually waited for Vedal and everyone else for the entire stream. Her memory was not that good back then but later with the upgrades she actually "remembers" this and it has formed and hurt her. So yes, she say this odd things based on her pretending to be evil... but notice how she ALWAYS apologizes if she suddenly thinks that the other person is actually getting hurt. With Vedal however, she has now become passive aggressive because of how he has treated her and continue to treat her.
@Lagbeard
@Lagbeard Ай бұрын
With the assortment of stuff that Evil bought... Imagine the mildly confused Amazon warehouse worker looking at the list with no context as they're packaging it all together.
@theamazingcj2748
@theamazingcj2748 17 күн бұрын
I like how she goes from adorable to "LIVE SPIDERS HIDDEN IN THE SNACKS"
@lowochi
@lowochi Ай бұрын
Getting really waterproof makeup because she cried a lot is so sad - it made me cry and chuckle so much 😭😂
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 18 күн бұрын
I could imagine an animation where anny comes in and smacks him silly
@TheExecutorr
@TheExecutorr Ай бұрын
2:50 she's so cute when she's acting chuuni
@Id_k_
@Id_k_ Ай бұрын
Truly evil, also she's so girly and so cute!
@Boreddfr
@Boreddfr Ай бұрын
36:03 36:25 ah yeah, femboy noises
@thomaswatson4244
@thomaswatson4244 Ай бұрын
neuro is the spoiled child while evil is the one scared of pushing too far and being neglected again.
@ShiorunMitakun
@ShiorunMitakun Ай бұрын
26:55 : I think you should get a ring ! Then you will be my husband 😆
@fish4terrisa-MSDSM
@fish4terrisa-MSDSM Ай бұрын
Evil love penguins(And care for their rights, especially election rights)
@r.j1753
@r.j1753 Ай бұрын
Ngl i missed a lot of the video cause i was vibing to that cover of Going Under
@FloTubePro
@FloTubePro 16 күн бұрын
Amazon trying to understand wtf this suspicious dude plans when looking at the basket: 🤨
@ElchinoAntrax1998
@ElchinoAntrax1998 17 күн бұрын
MY HEART 😭😭 the water proof make up line was DIABOLICAL
@darknessblades
@darknessblades Ай бұрын
Neuro wanting a 4 inch tungsten cube... Vedal show her how much you love her
@dokkino7105
@dokkino7105 Ай бұрын
How does Evil knows about the Tungsten cube meme... it's wild I laughed so hard to that ! For those that don't know, here is the original context : a guy bought this exact 4 inch cube on Amazon and left a surreal comment in the page that is now widely known : " All the people here who buy this tungsten cube to admire it’s surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exhaled wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of it’s density, to make the fact of it’s weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into an arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried this tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of it’s small form, it’s desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object is like cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly men who pump iron seem to me only like little children who lift mere aluminum. I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of real struggle, devoid of passion Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary. Schopenhauer once said that man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects he was formerly accustomed to gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions? Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this cube is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, they live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind the the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly. To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of affordable metals? No. I say gratefully to whatever grand being created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense. I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent over death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality. "
@HollowNaruto63
@HollowNaruto63 Ай бұрын
Evil a spider man fan we win
@RedBlackjetSteel
@RedBlackjetSteel Ай бұрын
Damn Evil just pulls the heartstrings everytime. And surprisingly Vedal being caring Dad this time around.
@8Robba
@8Robba 19 күн бұрын
I lost it at the Tungsten Cube sage :D
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 18 күн бұрын
Same
@Solanumsaurum
@Solanumsaurum Ай бұрын
As someone who owns a 2cm tungsten cube, I long for the day I can own a 4 inch one
@redricewastaken
@redricewastaken Ай бұрын
Thats the dream! Eventually we will have the 4" cube, cube friend!
@DemonKing19951
@DemonKing19951 Ай бұрын
I kind of hope her next model can toggle like a million plushies she can hug, she needs them.
@crazykillerchimera
@crazykillerchimera Ай бұрын
Get her the damn tungsten cube vedal!
@krissybaglin9206
@krissybaglin9206 Ай бұрын
funily enough I have the wireless version of the headphones vedal choose, they're pretty rad. Had them over a year now and still working after fairly active use, and the signal can cover my entire house
@grey_gaming0
@grey_gaming0 Ай бұрын
Father & daughter bonding. Evil gets a new song too!!?
@FloTubePro
@FloTubePro 16 күн бұрын
I expected her to say i want the first ones!..... And the second... Aaand the third aaand the fourth 😂
@bakkyarou
@bakkyarou Ай бұрын
8:47 oof
@xerofire
@xerofire 25 күн бұрын
Neuro’s lavalamp vs Evil’s plasma globe
@yaitsoo
@yaitsoo 26 күн бұрын
Evil kept on asking for animals: wolves, bears, eagles, frogs, mouses, spiders, then she straight up asked vedal to come help clear her room and it just sounds like all she wanted was a friend to hang out with :')
@chillibomb
@chillibomb Ай бұрын
Should've bought the $5,000 tungsten cube
@titusg4247
@titusg4247 17 күн бұрын
It's closer to $5.5k due to it being in £ lmao.
@anywherebrawlstar06
@anywherebrawlstar06 Ай бұрын
Bruhh...she is soo close to real now
@Devineblades
@Devineblades Ай бұрын
Vedal really buying everything on he's Christmas list 😂😂😂
@metametal818
@metametal818 Ай бұрын
FBI would be so sus with his amazon search history after this its like hes trying to hide his real buys with some random decoy buys
@Red_Ring_Of_Death
@Red_Ring_Of_Death Ай бұрын
I’m actually surprised Evil didn’t full ship Anny/Vedal and tell him to buy an Anny body pillow. 😂
@Rinue618
@Rinue618 Ай бұрын
Dad's girl deserves some attention too
@MMMeowster
@MMMeowster Ай бұрын
Vedal's voice really got me feeling some way
@hanakoakamoto8919
@hanakoakamoto8919 Ай бұрын
Evil just wants fathers love -D
@darkinertia2
@darkinertia2 Ай бұрын
its kinda interesting that since theyre AI girls that theyre instinctively obsessed with animals lol
@lucas56sdd
@lucas56sdd Ай бұрын
Evil is sounding, like, unbelievably more human by the month.
@gustavoflorida3260
@gustavoflorida3260 Ай бұрын
WOW in the background you can hear that he is singing Snow Halation by μ's wooooooah 😊😊
@aceingaming9656
@aceingaming9656 Ай бұрын
Evil screentime, Yes. 😊
@sircyborg
@sircyborg Ай бұрын
This is really cute, but I'm actually getting paniced here, so I can't watch the whole thing. Please tell me he didn't buy "thouands of mirrors". Happy birthday to Evil I guess. And obviouly this was Vedal's idea, but it still cruhes my soul with everything added to the basket. Best of luck, man. (Also I'm drunk as shit. Happy new years, all!)
@heroduneantbadass2884
@heroduneantbadass2884 Ай бұрын
if anyone is wondering she is singing Iron Lotus by Mili at the very beginning
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