Venom - About as Bad as You Expect

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[@chazellison2855]

Are we not gonna talk about the threeway make out scene with venom, eddy, and his girlfriend?

[@moscolito1881]

That was hot lol

[@moscolito1881]

I liked the movie

[@freshguy601]

It was venom helping out.

[@unstoppableExodia]

Venom gets dirty?

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

Oh my god you weren’t kidding. Why the fuck does that exist

[@kandiekaine8917]

0/10 you didn't mention tig bittie venomette

[@darkmyro]

She-venom

[@mycdonalds2550]

Oh yeah she thicc

[@matthewcrane5294]

Toosoo nah his was better

[@animationgeneration2889]

*10/10

[@mrdelayed3718]

@@Charles12 🤦

[@Shuru10]

I keep seeing "quickie" as "quiche"

[@bakarenibsheut12]

Get something to eat. It'll go away ;)

[@silentjohnny4988]

Lol "cosmonaut quiche"

[@beniciosgirl]

Me too!!

[@April_a26]

Cosmonaut quiche, also known as ASTRONAUT P I E

[@muuushi13]

Me too

[@BubbleGum566]

"You're trash brock" - Peter Parker (Spiderman 3)

[@Ambo1216]

I automatically read that in Tobey McGuire's voice... lol

[@thekempter1991]

“Cya chump”

[@Jake_Deagan]

Excuse me?

[@phxntomnv7610]

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”

[@Foxy06_]

*Bully Maguire

[@keingiftnursalz2466]

Imagine sitting calmly in a theater and some random guy next to you laughs so hard he drools in your popcorn.

[@ancientaxolotl1654]

I was thinking about that too

[@606danco]

Thats not a problem for me i dont like popcorn

[@DJTLakeShowLife]

@@606danco then why the hell is it in your hands? lol

[@606danco]

DJT Some one set me up Iam innocent seee you cant proof anything

[@dannybeads3672]

gotta get the theater workers or even the police to find his special ed teacher who abandoned him at the movies

[@0x_greeny125]

Saying Eddie Brock and Venom have good chemistry is like saying Tom Hardy has good chemistry with himself

[@Slutty4Sully]

Anthony J that’s exactly what it’s saying

[@givemebackmykids5061]

It's cause some of Eddie and Venom's lines were just Tom doing improv

[@Synnamon27]

Anthony J It’s basically saying Hardy gave a good performance as two “roles” and their interactions were written well. Or that Tom acted it well enough to get the writing across

[@josefbapira8198]

You get a cookie.

[@4nimeJax]

So... it's like that movie Legend

[@fletchappleton9130]

“Tom Hardy walks around all hunched over, I guess that’s how he thinks Americans act” I laughed so hard because he literally walks around like that in every movie he’s in hahaha

[@funnysonicman]

Fletch Appleton *Im Eddie Brock, I’m American, and this is how Americans act*

[@sharkmug1583]

Occasionally, though, he breaks planes and spines.

[@matthewschade6181]

This is why he woulda been perfect wolverine!!!

[@lockitty7263]

@@funnysonicman Blake?

[@apaarsthoughts]

I loved when Eddie turned into ghost rider on steroids

[@manu70]

Apaar M so.. ghost rider?

[@sonicmania6753]

He’s referring to motorcycle scene btw.

[@kirstyburston2912]

Apaar M no?

[@angelfilms4886]

Couldn't have said it better myself XD

[@MrMister681]

Venom is everything that women want in a man, he's tall, muscular, has mad tongue action and is black.

[@whateverifeellike9214]

MrMister681 don’t forget about those wide beautiful eyes

[@Joever5634]

Got a nice smile

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

You missed the key word here, all your points are invalid *Money*

[@meldrickedwards1785]

@@nonautemrexchristus5637 you can never forget about *Money*

[@Jojo-oi5vi]

This symbiote Tentacles if you know what i mean ;)

[@falcoonyo92]

Stan Lee with his Dog Venom: Who is that guy?

[@biscuitjoe4048]

Venom looks at the dog and said it looked tasty.

[@mysticalace1337]

Venom my friend, that is Stan Lee, your creator, DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@M4N451995]

hilarious..

[@CalicoJackal]

@@mysticalace1337 His creator is Todd McFarlane though

[@cmartin4]

@@CalicoJackal lol 🤣

[@rambonambo3510]

3:17 That's because Venom was supposed to be a rated R movie, but they decided to change it to a PG-13 film at the last minute.

[@bransen6447]

RamboNambo (aka Sorpresa) yup

[@rebornkusabi7264]

Which is why the gorey scenes come off so jarring because there is clearly gore edited out of the movie (cause most modern films just use plug-in VFX for gore for this reason, and TV edits) but the scenes are left intact.

[@CheesyGarlicMan]

@Kryptoskillet Except Venom

[@darkseidwavyy]

@Logan Wolbert But Sony knew that kids love venom and it’s their favorite Spider-Man character/villain, especially Tom Hardy’s son (The guy who played venom/Eddie Brock) was the reason why hardy took the role of being venom and he was like really young, and wasn’t old enough to watch R Rated movies cause their basically inappropriate, Venom of course should’ve been more of an R Rated movie because, there’s weird organic sci fi plucked into the movie and was pretty good CGI used in the movie, although even if we fans wanted venom to be r rated, it kinda still do good as a regular PG-13 movie. And plus having a villain movie being PG 13 does NOT mean it could be worse, there are like thousands of other PG 13 movies like, the dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, bumblebee, avengers Endgame, avengers infinity war, captain America the winter Soldier, iron man 1, are awesome and not garbage, just because a R rating fits a villain movie and it suddenly becomes a PG 13 movie, doesn’t mean the movie was bad And no dude, Spider-Man 3’s portrayal as venom was garbage, Topher Grace was bad casting as venom, Hardy’s venom was WAY better and loved because at least he is big, he has a solid venom design, and his deception of the character is absolutely just AMAZING, and at least he can talk and not just scream like a maniac. Yes I agree, Parents would not let their kids to watch dark Knight because of Heath Ledgers joker performance that would’ve creeped out their kids,

[@boy_wxnder2662]

They did the same thing with the Daredevil show. It was PG-13 at first. Then they changed it to a R-rated show in just 3 episodes LOL

[@Tostilocos.]

Why is it that KZbinrs always hate venom but the people in the comments loved it??

[@UnfoundFilms]

Tostilocos cause the general public are pretty dumb.

[@UnfoundFilms]

@Val Brodsky nah im special

[@FrostbitePS4]

Because the people in the comments are the general audience who just want a fun movie. While most youtubers reviewing the movie actually get more critical about storytelling and the way the movie is made

[@misadventure5216]

Because they’re film critics. They are meant to critique movies not just enjoy them. Most people however don’t look at if the movie is “good” but if it’s entertaining and fun. While critics may enjoy the movie they have to actually think if a movie is good. A majority of reviews on venom are “it’s not good but it’s entertaining” and to me it’s the best way to describe this movie and most critics actually believe that exact same thing.

[@jorgealzamora9694]

Check the likes. People pised by the video are the ones commenting. The ones who agree are around 28K. Those do not usually comment.

[@KnightsDisillusion]

This is my favourite Spider-Man Channel.

[@BaneDane_JB]

Spiderman X STar Wars channel, you missed the other half of the content, and definitely not anything else

[@samburnham3257]

And my favourite star wars extended universe channel

[@MrMister681]

"Ok, I'm not gonna do any Spider-Man videos for a while" *Venom comes out* "Shit."

[@jordanj809]

MrMister681 wasn’t the whole point of this movie is that Venom is NOT just a Spiderman character

[@luis.fcaldeira]

He's totally going to make a Spider-Verse video when it releases

[@ABLEARC]

They literally did what you said. It was a R rated movie that 40 mins were cut off.

[@CanterlotCrusader]

Matthew Ford Hopefully an extended cut will be released on dvd

[@earendilthemariner5546]

I think Tom said that those 40 minutes cut were his fav

[@dvon1097]

Matthew Ford They cut 40 minutes to release an R Rated directors cut to milk more money

[@ArcOfSky]

dvon1097 it was never meant to be R rated, and 40 mins and usually more are usually cut from movies in general.

[@carefulcrosser]

@@dvon1097 nah they cut it out of pure incompetence

[@Minboelf]

Things they did right in venom 1.The physical appearance of venom 2.The chemistry between Eddie and Venom 3.The show is entertaining and funny

[@balenci12]

Movie but yeah it is good in entertainment and effects plot is decent not so good

[@nms7872]

Show?

[@risyanthbalaji805]

@@nms7872 movie

[@stereo374]

I love that Riot had exactly one demonstration of power after bonding with Elon Musk, and it was killing all of Elon Musk's employees because it'd be good trailer footage

[@alexanderbaldwin1298]

It was better than I expected tbh, I enjoyed bits and pieces. My favourite part about the film is that there’s more chemistry between Tom and Evil Tom than Tom and his love interest.

[@cormano64]

"I enjoyed bits and pieces" Nice try, Venom.

[@Odinsday]

Weren't they in some weirdly "romantic" relationship at one point in the comics?

[@Chrome-uc3fw]

They all think this is Eddie and Annie but in reality its Eddie and Venom

[@prajwalsp9808]

Sony's relationship with marvel is going to get more...symbiotic

[@kevinackerman4382]

Ha!

[@GRYFX02]

Damn these gold comments

[@rylolisthebest9853]

I DONT CARE HOW GOLD THAT WAS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WITH THAT SHIT XD

[@mistermurdock9686]

Oh I see what you did there and I’m blind

[@nickycocaine]

Ba dum tis!

[@dhrgkbqxtjr2743]

"I want this to be an actual quickie for once." *11 minutes 8 seconds*

[@shadowthehuman3650]

Woman would love that. Quickes are 11 minutes.

[@redmed10]

Shit happens for no reason. Ha ha spot on. Surprised Venom did not use the " I think I just bit my tongue" line.

[@hollowkiller1011]

Never paid for his mistake? She dumped him he lost his job lost his house and now lives in a garbage ass apartment with no job? How tf is that not paying for his mistake?

[@brandondale1688]

literally my thought process haha like did this bloke not watch the movie or was he too busy wanting to be the first to upload his review for his youtube channel

[@DeltaDanner]

I think the main issue is even after all that he blames someone else for his mistakes. All he had to do was say “Hey, how is space going? Cool? Cool” and the interview is over. Instead he stole confidential legal files from his girlfriend and broke the only rule his boss gave him just to keep his edgy persona going. Then he’s like “This man ruined my entire life!” when in reality he did that to himself

[@zaius0]

@@DeltaDanner so... he did what normal people do when things don't go their way? Eventually he does take the blame, it just took a while.

[@DeltaDanner]

Mike Riedesel when did he apologize to his boss or girlfriend for betraying their trust? When did he say “I was being a dumb ass and that was my fault”?

[@zaius0]

@@DeltaDanner Boss? He didn't. Girlfriend? In the car on the way to the hospital Venom tells him basically, "Hey bro, if you don't make this right, you might not get another shot".

[@rubberwoody]

I thought venom literally said in the movie he changed his mind because of Eddy. That they were both "losers"

[@acebrawler2000]

That too

[@ryanrhino2318]

Riot was bounded to 4 different people one being a young girl that makes no sense

[@Aeroblaster17]

Actually I read that Sony released a preview or tie-in comic book, in which Venom explains that his species see other organisms just like tools (or something like that), and that he prefers to bond with his host, like a symbiote. As his view is opposed to the others that's why Venom is considered a loser. That explains why Riot didn't really bond with anyone but Carlton, because he is the only one with similar goals, the others were just tools.

[@pixel_arts4302]

insert *thank you* gif

[@21theworld21]

Would have been nice if that was shown in the movie beyond venom's one cringey one-liner about being "kind of a loser". There was a good movie in here and it showed through some times but it was badly and lazily written.

[@cosmonautfae841]

"it's as if you have a character arc off screen and just say it happened." Holy shit markus way to predict endgame hulk

[@golfpen108]

Eddie Brock Edible broccoli I'm either Going insane or I'm high

[@joec7217]

Or you're a genius

[@Saltyaf38]

Both

[@WiloPolis03]

*Reportah Eddie Bwawk

[@grantdomogala961]

Necromancer 941 I think you’re high

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Yum

[@bloodrunsclear]

Venom operates on video game logic. Killed enemies just disappear after awhile. I'm surprised he didn't check their corpses for health power ups.

[@biffyguybiffy6292]

Well he looted some of them but Eddie wanted a challenge run so they only picked up 2-3 drops

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

I just think it's because Venom games nowadays have regenerative health. Kinda makes the game too easy. I miss medpacks.

[@andrewnguyen7905]

"Im a bit of a loser on my planet. Kind of like you Eddie."

[@ryssalsief2941]

I wish I could like your comment but it's at 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it

[@KIPMUS]

Ryss Alsief Reddit moment

[@geraldodelrivero8982]

Ryss Alsief haha le funny secks number

[@mrdelayed3718]

@@KIPMUS @ him

[@ShinSheel]

Most endearing ouch ever

[@Itsallawesome]

“Indian Elon musk guy” had me dying lol

[@suuunly]

The bad guy would have made soooo much more sense had the symbiote already lived inside of him from the start of the film (let's say he's lived inside of him for years) His motivations, his goals, his behaviour. ALL of it would have made sense. But no, instead he's a douche, that quite simply just turns into a bigger douche. Incredibly boring character

[@fluffyone1882]

riot should not have been the main...hes a loser...why make him super powerful...also he wasn't fun...and everything he does rips off prototype... definitely not the reason I liked this movie...

[@a.d.3522]

The symbiotes are literally known for destroying their hosts and killing them after a while, so that wouldn’t have made sense.

[@suuunly]

@@a.d.3522 Then how come Eddie seems fine at the end of the film? Or does it just take a long while? Or is Venom special in any way?

[@dionotdio]

@@a.d.3522 That's only if the host is incompatible

[@chriswilson7288]

@@suuunly well in the film Eddie has to eat people and or consume tons of chocolate to be okay otherwise he looks like shit example after running out of food to eat at home and realizing something is wrong with himself he decides to find his ex girlfriend as she is now dating a doctor and when he crashes they date she thinks he is on drugs cuz how he smells and looks then Brock eats a live lobster straight from its water tank at that moment Brock looks horrible. however by the end Eddie decides to eat only bad guys which makes him look healthier.

[@linkwakeroftime]

-wants it to be an actual quickie -still 11 minute long video

[@KianOntong13]

probably means minimal editing and research before the video

[@LadyArtemis2012]

Yeah, I think the point of a quickie isn't that it's a short video, he just doesn't spend an entire week writing a script, filming multiple takes, and making sure it is all well edited. It's less the difference between a 3 minute video and a 20 minute video and more the difference between 5 hours of work and 30 hours of work.

[@medmc1568]

I think he means it's a quickie for himself where he doesn't do much research or writes a script

[@Scroteydada]

Time moves faster in New Jersey

[@kairekdahl2866]

hey man making a living on KZbin's rough...

[@PrettyMuchBlack]

"I promise I won't talk about Spider-Man anymore" -Marcus 2018-

[@zluurkeaksz]

But that's not video about Spider-Man, it's about Venom, so he didn't break a promise.

[@Raethrean]

to be fair spider-man was never mentioned once in the entire video

[@jordanj809]

Vutto he didn’t talk about Spiderman though

[@alejandrodecorse9437]

Vutto yeet

[@zakmax1212]

But Venom is one of Spiderman's villains, so I guess thats the connection?

[@damianwaynerobin5984]

I really enjoyed the part where Eddie is depressed or something and Venom is like “Yeah you’re a loser and on my home planet I’m a loser too. Friends?”

[@FazeRustyNuts]

You probably related to that scene huh

[@huejanus7521]

"I want this to be an actual quickie for once"-the greatest quote of all time-cosmonaut variety hour.

[@Razzrazz90]

You know the worst part? I haven’t even seen the movie yet, I watched the spoiler portion of the review, and still feel like nothing was spoiled for me...

[@carterlist5766]

Im actually thinking the same thing. Like what was spoiled? Just from the review it feels like there wasnt even a real plot besides "run around and kill stuff"

[@xkmuffinzx3915]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Jindorek]

In fact, i'm kind of glad it was spoiled. now i wont sit thru the movie waiting for a plot.

[@biffyguybiffy6292]

He didn’t spoil the best part of the movie..... Woody harelson with a red wig

[@frostbyte4470]

Razzrazz90 yea they tried not giving too much away at first but they pretty much said fuck it and put 3/4 of the plot in the trailers dammit sony

[@Aeroblaster17]

Dude, he doesn't pay for what he did? He was fired from his amazing job, his girlfriend dumps him, nobody wants to hire him, before he finally decides to go to the Life Foundation he was about to commit suicide.

[@burrberry-viper7608]

TRUE

[@carmandirda]

RIGHT. When he said that I was like.. did you just sleep through that? Take a really long bathroom break??

[@wikthedik4065]

I was about comment that, also many thing he says arent explained can be easily explained if you just think for a minute

[@chengsquared9538]

CVH is very biased and genuinely arrogant about his opinion on comic-based movies. I really wouldn't take most of this stuff seriously because upon further analysis and just a little more logic, the movie makes a lot more sense than how he says it does. I'd love to give all my evidence but I don't want to write extra essays than necessary.

[@NoMercyMike626]

@@chengsquared9538 i completely agree with you! Everytime he brought up a point about it being bad, i was like...dude i can totally tell u why youre wrong with evidence 😂

[@PantsuMann]

I love how Tom Hardy just winging it in this movie. He didn't seem to care much, especially not while eating the lobsters. "oh he's cray cray, I can play cray cray"

[@ryatt9365]

That scene with Venom taking out the FBI squad (or whatever they were) was pretty good. Definitely my favorite scene in the movie.

[@joeiorio9654]

“Venom doesn’t want to go to the hospital” Come on Venom. It’s flu season. You have to get your shot

[@thewhiteskorpyon1016]

Get a your shot? Fix your grammar man

[@aidangray9082]

@@thewhiteskorpyon1016 evry one knuw wat he ment y u got too ruin his coment

[@femboy1141]

THE WHITE SKORPYON stop being a grammar nazi

[@harizone]

@@thewhiteskorpyon1016 >Grammar Nazi >"Funny"

[@antisimptrooper4635]

@@harizone modern humor

[@chroniclestudios6873]

Like a turd in the wind

[@TheBatbike]

Chronicle studios Let me guess that line is gonna be a meme

[@pisaks6782]

It's been born, but after a few weeks/days it's gonna go away, like a turd, _in the wind_

[@Odinsday]

Venom is a pretty decent meme machine.

[@alejandrodecorse9437]

Chronicle studios WHAT ARE YOU

[@GoneZombie]

This line is literally the only thing I know about this movie.

[@anaccount4354]

"I want this to be an actual quickie." *checks video length*

[@cheeseyoger]

"Hey yeah, let's go to the hospital." -Venom Apparently Venom is just a chill dude along for whatever the group decides to go do.

[@rhiannongreen2642]

Its a shame the rest of the movie so so bad and boring because I genuinely love this Venom. The idea that he's a loser on his home planet (though the line is cringy) and he's happy to stay being a big fish in a small pond and tag along with Eddie is great.

[@ashwinnaidoo796]

@@rhiannongreen2642 agreed

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

We need Elon Musk to play Norman Osborn in the next Spider-Man movie

[@VKDante]

YES!

[@PoodleKush]

It won't make sense since he is already in the MCU as himself but that would be nice

[@mcknight1043]

Nick Lanni he’s already in the mcu

[@reckergamer1879]

Musk is already in MCU? What? Or Osborn?

[@lukerichards5047]

And Alex Jones as Jay Jonah Jameson

[@normalhuman1825]

“Does something terrible and doesn’t pay for it” Loses job Loses wife Spends 6 months in constant terribleness, Yaaaaaa, think he was having a shit life

[@maxthebrave228]

You look like slender Man

[@dannybeads3672]

He didn’t lose his wife he wasn’t married

[@volrogue]

@@dannybeads3672 meh, they were engaged and were obviously keen on getting married. But yeah they weren't married

[@brysonconrad7590]

“PILE OF BODIES, PILE IF HEADS”

[@chaconchacon8344]

One thing: he actually tells the scientist to answer the question. but it's actually very forgettable so why did I even mention this?

[@brandthemanlee]

nahh u rite u rite

[@tenidrxpz9826]

I was your 100th like

[@BootyjuiceJenkins]

NO MORE SPIDER-MAN VIDEOS! Venom, on the other hand...

[@lmao2302]

I see you everywhere.

[@thewayfarer8849]

Tom Hardy's dancing on the line of "is he a great or a shit actor?", like holy shit, he's been in so many great and terrible movies

[@tanmay3745]

The Wayfarer He is a great actor. Probably one of the best of our generation. Even when he does feature in bad films, his performance is spot on. It’s safe to say an actor is phenomenal when he overshadows The lead actor who won an Oscar for the Revenant.

[@TheSpidersider]

+The Wayfarer Do you mean the Nic Cage line?

[@poststalone1496]

He’s like our current nickolas cage. Not that his acting is too over the top, but more in the sense he doesn’t turn down roles.

[@tanmay3745]

James Sheehan wow. You guys are really thick. Name me 5 bad Tom Hardy movies. You’re really the most ignorant person I’ve ever met regarding movies.

[@Synnamon27]

The Wayfarer He’s a great actor. There’s no debating it

[@malikhiholman2012]

Actually the scene where venom changes his mind and decides to be good isn’t “it’s beautiful here I like it” it’s more like “wow everyone is really weak compared to me I like it here”

[@Tiramonium]

8:43 "So the good moments don't last that long". Just like real life.

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Fuck dude...

[@jonathan6855]

as a movie its a 6 or 5 out of 10. BUT, for me, every fucking second venom is on screen, or his voice is heard its a perfect 10 for me.

[@MayJeremiah]

Just missing the big-ass white spider on the suit, but other than that, I really liked it. Sure beats the Marvel Infinite Venom voice.

[@DanielHolt17]

The reason he doesn't have the spider on his chest is because Venom hasn't fused with Spiderman in this universe.

[@phantomshitter5049]

DanielHolt17 And that's the fucking problem. Venom would of worked if it's him v carnage as a sequel to a Spiderman movie

[@elski5958]

You too? I give it a 6 or 6.5 But Venom was great, his voice was awesome, and loved every second of Venom itself. The start of the movie was whatever and I could care less about Eddie. But Venom itself made it a fun movie for me

[@spraycrazy7586]

100% agree

[@klutzedufus]

the reason the other symbiote landed in china is because sony wants people in china to see the movie

[@girlmadeofwires]

klutzedufus this is the correct answer. China is the next biggest movie market outside of the US so studios are always trying to win them over.

[@android19willpwn]

it amuses me that all the people who complain about "forced diversity" don't rag too hard on this kind of thing, despite it being the most blatant and forced diversity in cinema. It's usually not a big deal, it's just kind of funny.

[@Meppolep7]

Is that why Dr Strange had the finale in bejing?

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Meppolep7 yes it is. It's also why the Tibetan character in Dr Strange was whitewashed. China's media is hella racist towards Tibetan people.

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Yourmoviesucksdotorg actually put it perfectly. I'm paraphrasing but this is what he had to say: "Every movie is trying to appeal to China because then they can make a fuckton of money. Why do you think Disney has made a princess for every ethnicity but doesn't have any gay princesses? Its because China's media is crazy homophobic and will completely cut off Disney if they do it."

[@grantgarbour]

The actual quickie is one of the longest ones lol

[@ms.chomper5024]

This movie was very enjoyable in my opinion, I admit there were flaws but it was just really nice to watch because Venom is ducking Sexy.

[@wandanemer2630]

Absolutely agree.

[@xavierarmendariz7155]

Uh... yeah, sure...

[@HeresVasilias]

That's fucked up that's so fucked Dude it's a fucking slimy alien

[@Ian-oe9wp]

Still no emo Peter Parker dancing 0/10

[@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929]

Completely agreed.

[@whatsthatbehindyou9527]

Pizza time

[@N1k3shox3]

You'll get the emo Parker when you fix this damn DOOR

[@mario199923]

Honestly, if the sequel is just Tom Hardy and Venom bickering while walking down the street for 2hrs I'd be happy

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@Ee Shon Koh You'll get get your Pizza Time when you fix this damn DOOR!

[@Mrwill-in8ks]

Yeah i was expecting that from the creators of amzing spiderman 1 and 2.

[@BOY-yx9yq]

same low level of amazing spiderman 2

[@CaseyRedgrave]

@@BOY-yx9yq nah a bit better cause this time the movie was a bit more fun

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Hey, a critic that actually describes exactly what is both good and terrible about this film! Great. :)

[@loonynuma]

"Most of the time I was just laughing at the movie." -Same

[@Aaron1221221]

Let’s be honest venom changed his mind when he kissed Eddie 😍

[@dinkwink2327]

He changed his mind like he was in Steven Universe except it isn't done well

[@LucyWest370]

Venom didn’t do that, his girlfriend did.

[@__M7MD]

Null and void Fuck you

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@@LucyWest370 Technically it was both? I mean, wasn't it?

[@LucyWest370]

Fuzzy Dunlop I mean... I guess?? But does Venom even have a gender? He is a liquid alien parasite who attaches to hosts from space

[@denisn8336]

Wellp looks like sony has to give venom to the mcu

[@yutrops2193]

The MCU would never make a movie half as entertaining as Venom 2018 look how they butchered characters like Spider-Man and Hulk

[@denisn8336]

@@yutrops2193 I see

[@eliroth9978]

@@yutrops2193 kzbin.info/www/bejne/opnGnKieit2WnaM

[@zman8164]

@@yutrops2193 god no

[@joshsum]

Nope Nope actually they didn’t butcher Spider-Man, when he was just starting out, they got it right.

[@wenbluepirate3954]

"Quickie" 11:00 minutes.

[@matthewirish4523]

What took me out of the movie was the Wilhelm scream that you hear in like every movie lol. It was during the swat scene iirc Edit was typo

[@brandonhines25]

Tbh this was probably my most anticipated KZbin video of the year

[@asare240]

Im genuinely surprised that people expected this to be good.

[@legoroan9866]

kanimo24 same here

[@gummyboots]

After going through the entire lead up, release, and post release of Suicide Squad, I can no longer be surprised by the general public’s palette for absolute dog shit comic movies.

[@iiequinox8044]

I was mostly just wanting it to be good. I love venom, but in the back of my mind I knew it'll suck.

[@umjammerlammy9993]

We didn't. We went in knowing it would be dumb. But damn if it wasn't entertaining

[@sadboipotato3382]

I honestly wanted it to be good. But yeah I knew it would suck.

[@mavelll8103]

I liked venom, only because Tom hardy plays the role perfectly. He looks like shit the entire movie and isn’t a hero until the very very end. It’s funny, and venom is hilarious, “Eddie” “I am not a parasite” “I’m a little bitch on our planet”

[@JuLiAn31692]

I love how Marcus calls this dude Elon Musk, as if there is a non-evil Elon musk.

[@CasuallyConsistent]

Why is musk evil? (I don't follow this stuff)

[@Jolanos]

Venom is my 3rd favourite movie ever made. The first two being Death Note (Netflix) and Ben 10:Race Against Time.

[@andrewputnam2717]

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave

[@ancientaxolotl1654]

I would've said the same thing but just like obi-wan im not brave enough for politics

[@robyndabank1838]

yikes

[@blueguygaming1330]

What about Dragon Ball Evolution?

[@Jolanos]

@@blueguygaming1330 I have yet to watch it. Once I do, I'll let ya know.

[@Superior_Productions]

Venom was not a turd in the wind, it was a Twinkie in the wind: pretty good, leaves a good taste in your mouth, and makes you feel guilty for enjoying it if you're on a diet.

[@dyltack5349]

Superior Productions no it was a bad movie

[@xXxtroublebehindxXx]

No it was mustard gas in the wind

[@elliottmcdermott8879]

Especially when I bought a large coke, nacho’s with cheese and spicy dip, medium sweet popcorn and a hotdog. My diet never existed

[@tonycasillas]

Venom was dope!

[@Superior_Productions]

@@dyltack5349 it was fine, stop hating. You guys are the same people who shit on TDKR for having plot holes. Venom was entertaining, the way it was edited bothered me, but I liked Venoms personality, Riot was a good villain, and my only substantial complaint about the film is that they never showed Scream, Toxin, or Carnage in action, but i know they're saving them for the next movie so I'm fine with that. You guys just hate everything with the Sony label on it because Sony is popular to hate on. Venom had some stupid moments, but the good outweighed the bad, so stop telling me the movies bad, acting like it's a fact in a history book. Film is subjective, not factual

[@sarikatimmi]

lol i love how he has to specify “unironically”

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

I personally loved venoms personality

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

@connextro well im sure, but it makes it more entertaining for the viewers who dont read the comics

[@mavelll8103]

connextro not everyone reads those comics. Comics are one of the least used form of media

[@mavelll8103]

connextro That is true. But most people wouldn’t know how venom acts, they get close but no cigar

[@ABenAbides]

So what I'm hearing is that this could have been Sony's Deadpool, but they wussed out of embracing the character sufficiently to tell a good story.

[@jimmydim2212]

Very true. And they saw R-rated movies work out multiple times for other studios but still wanted to play it safe. It's a shame after seeing how the have seemingly studied the character, it's not DC-level research by any means.

[@jorgex2000]

The movie was pretty much R-Rated to be honest, the only reason it was not was because there was no "blood". The body count is huge, and there is a lot, alot of gruesome violence. Sort of like the violence in Logan.

[@shoaibchaudhary6121]

@@jorgex2000 yeah they did show him biting people's head off

[@jimmydim2212]

@jorgex2000 true, on second thought you are right the blood wouldn't really change anything.

[@Imgonnakmsstg]

Actually, they have said that they wanted to merge it with the mcu at some point which is why it is PG-13. It was originally going to be a rated R movie.

[@canadianguy7291]

Not gonna lie this was one of the most hilarious movies i've ever seen

[@JackJames-exe]

Canadian Guy I know right? I was sitting there cackling and crying, I loved it. The chemistry of the characters was good and the set up for jokes made sense. Plus some of it was goofy and that made me giggle too. So yea, a very funny movie

[@levi_octavian]

Our whole family was laughing our asses off it was so much fun

[@jordandum1178]

I watched it like a month after it came out it started from a action movie to me to a straight comedy

[@djroscurro9859]

@Eric Cartman Let people have their fun dude, jeez.

[@JackJames-exe]

Oskar Ryberg it is,,,,, literally a comedy??? Sony literally markets it as a comedy??? Where are you getting your claim that it’s not a comedy? Also even if it wasn’t stated as a comedy, movies can have other genres in it? Like romance in action movies and shit. It’s a really common thing. It has jokes in it that are 100% intended as jokes and to make people laugh.

[@user-xy1gm7hk4l]

it's a really good non-sense romance story if you at venom and eddy as if they are in relationship lol

[@willfanofmanyii3751]

The comics agree.

[@wandanemer2630]

I totally agree.

[@toonbartholome479]

2:10 the girl gets to ask her question to one of his employees because he needs to leave. He did not forsee this cause it was an emergency. He did intend to answer it.

[@24FramesOfNick]

God I’m so fucking excited

[@oyomary9854]

This movie has nothing on HSM2

[@iainhansen1047]

How to end a cartoon part 3 when?

[@celebipixxxtola6058]

Love ya

[@farraway6461]

Hi how are ya

[@chriram97]

oyomary the Troy singing scene alone is better than the entirety of this movies, or any movie, ever

[@aranax418]

Venom said he was a loser in his planet so he likes it on earth cuz hes actually worth something.

[@hoennchamp374]

The scene when Eddie and Venom were eating tator tots I just died of historical laughter. 🤣

[@Reaper44069]

You can just say “Elon Musk”...”evil Elon Musk” is actually a redundant statement

[@josewilliam3785]

lol stop

[@McRonald2010]

Let me guess Tux thu ruch

[@MrMarki134]

This comment 👏

[@wait....whatsmynameagain1099]

Not funny

[@cash_man3120]

Carlton Drake: One day we will live in space Me: But we already do?

[@korvo3427]

There are more than 40 active conflicts around the world at the moment.

[@skycastlestyle2082]

rotz good to know

[@mrdelayed3718]

@@korvo3427 wow that's so cool Why'd you say it tho Also it's not cool

[@CelticVictory]

@@korvo3427 And that's not counting the frozen conflicts. Is it?

[@mfnormality3691]

Well say goodbye to those spider man spin off movies

[@DoubleU159]

Gladly

[@TheRealmPod]

If it makes 65 million opening weekend than Morbius will start filming with in the next few weeks

[@colton8331]

I hope so

[@RJ-me2tv]

The mango Robot without Spiderman

[@starpaladinnelaj]

Wait this movie was gonna spawn Spinoffs?

[@ebear5595]

"It's not very good, but I like it." That is my exact thought process watching this movie

[@genesisrose8307]

This guys voice and tone is just hilarious

[@franciscolaurean8550]

You hear that ladies a quicky is 11+ minutes, the man has stamina ;)

[@Tacom4ster]

Eh I watch longer reviews like all the time

[@AJW312]

Adrian Dezendegui I don't think you understood the joke.

[@Dizastermaster.]

I feel bad he cant fucking ejacula... I mean articulate

[@vanlalruatac4315]

My gawd!! 😂😂😂 Nice Banter

[@malfaroangel3896]

Well I doubt you can last 11+ minutes you virgin

[@yutrops2193]

She Venom tonguing Tom hardy is certainly a once in a life time experience

[@sp4rtan148]

You mind not spoiling things.

[@captainmarvelous7678]

@@sp4rtan148 WAIT HES NOT JOKING!? WTF?

[@deadman577]

Captain Marvelous no sorry but she venom is in the movie

[@nickycocaine]

I now have an erection and I must see this movie at all costs.

[@mmhoss]

sp4rtan148 shut up fuckrag

[@MadamInsanity88]

COSMONAUT QUICKIE!! Love that intro.

[@thecoolestfaisal]

"Evil Elon Musk" So basically Elon Musk?

[@Tralfagal]

i knew it would be bad, its sony after all

[@tdummy1094]

Tralfagal the spiderman game made by sony and its fire lol

[@yutrops2193]

Under Sony we got the Best Spider-Man movie Best Spider-Man cartoon Best Spider-Man game Worst Spider-Man movie

[@gondola1637]

what abt the new spiderman movie? it looks pretty great.

[@mikeitymike423]

Nope Nope Which is the good and bad movie to ya?

[@yutrops2193]

Best Spider-Man movie=Spider-Man 2 Worst Spider-Man movie=The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Best Spider-Man cartoon=Spectacular Spider-Man Best Spider-Man game=Spider-Man PS4

[@deva.1525]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Marcus says “Genuinely” in this video.

[@nadavguy10]

Or "unironically"

[@prosplays3443]

Here lies me Died of alcohol poisoning

[@TheBobby2legs]

Eddie and venom doing hijinks together was so entertaining that it convinced me the movie was actually amazing.

[@theblackberseker1978]

"it's basically the equivalent of the character having a arch off screen that we never see and we're are just told about later" *cough*cough*the last jedi*cough

[@JazzyJeff2891]

As a big fan of the Venom character, how this movie is turning out is a real bummer.

[@InfernoBlade64]

Yeah you should change your pfp

[@JazzyJeff2891]

@@InfernoBlade64 After I upload my review of this movie, I will. I'm keeping it up a little afterwards to show people that I was one of the people who wanted this to turn out good. And not just some random guy who they'll misinterpret as a hater.

[@danielz-v4083]

Jazzy Jefferson I mean, if you havent seen it I suggest you actually do(maybe no pay for it tho :v) . It’s a quite good representation of Venom, the character himself it “ok” (by FAR better than Spooderman 3 , but that’s not a big deal) . But it’s a bad, to comedic level of bad, movie.

[@Silverfirefly1]

Sounds like fans might like it, just not movie critics.

[@thecaptainfalcon3316]

@@Silverfirefly1 lol it sounds like neither are liking it

[@poopbuDDiesfan]

>”I want this to be an actual quickie for once” >video is pretty much longer than any of your other quickies Not complaining I wait each week for your videos and hope you’ll talk for as long as possible. Thanks for the cup head music btw.

[@ight3817]

And why would want to wait for these pointless trashy videos... all this person does is nitpick and talks shit about movies he doesn't like..seriously this dude expects way too much from movies.

[@Heroism4499]

Venom is potentially the most 6.5/10 movie I've ever seen in the best ways.

[@TheDiabolic1337]

wasn't perfect, but it was great for venom. He's been goofy since day 1

[@imdoneplus]

Thank you for taking one of the team. You’re the hero we need.

[@AAHunny]

I thought it was pretty decent. I don't think it was the dumbest movie I've seen in awhile. I enjoyed it

[@AAHunny]

@hmmm mnm But he was enjoyable enough to make me want to watch it again.

[@munch3767]

Sydney I enjoyed it too

[@santinos.221]

I really enjoyed it too

[@The_Aleph_Null]

Well yeah, movies can be very enjoyable when your a lame normie

[@LJMag]

@@The_Aleph_Null I mean . i thought the movie was fun, there are those moments in the movie where it's funny cuz its kinda dumb but it was okay. I think it should've been Rated R but then I feel like they would've made too "edgy" and not get it right.. So idk, it was alright and enjoyable.

[@DepressedHyena]

Tom Hardy loves a hunched over look, happens so much that you start to wonder what desk chair he uses

[@Appleyfrog]

I wish we got more of venom's comic persona on the big screen, he just wants help people and give out hugs :) -and he definitely doesn't eat human brains for sustenance-

[@MADVILLAIN669]

I went into the movie with lowest expectations, thinking it was gonna be another Suicide Squad or mediocre like Ant-Man 2, but I was pleasantly surprised. The biggest strength of this movie is obviously Tom Hardy playing off himself, but all other performances were on point. The cartoonishly slimey bad guy, his love interest and her new boyfriend, honestly I enjoyed all of their screen presence and they each served specific function for the movie. Now, the second biggest strength might also be the movies biggest issue for some folks - its tone. For me personally, I didnt want a dark broody movie ala Spawn or Shadow the hedgehog, and this wasn't it. It felt more like a dark comedy with Jim Carrey from the 90's. This movie is very stupid, but in a good way, and I think they know it. Some people say that this is as bad as catwoman or daredevil or a bad dceu movie, which isn't true at all because those movies took themselves very serious. So this felt like a throw back to the tone of the 90's, but not the edgy 90's, which I loved. So this movie will either work for you, or you will reject it like an incompatible symbiotic host. I laughed quite a few times and really appreciated certain immature jokes that felt appropriate for the character, and not dumb pop culture references, which felt out of place like in Doctor Strange. That being said, the movie isn't perfect either. The final boss battle is hard to make out due to the nature of the characters, one minor sub plot is completely wasted and could have been cut from the movie, there are a few plot holes as one might expect, and lack of R rating really does prevent it from utilizing its full potential , but honestly, aside from those, I had a really good time and the kiss scene was my favourite ;^]

[@delvagus]

Ant Man 2 wasn't mediocre.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

I'm a marvel fanboy, but be honest with yourself, was there anything new or clever in the ant man 2? Not really. And have you even tried watching it again? I mean, I like all marvel movies, but that one felt like an early phase 2 movie, ala thor 2. Good, but bland.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

It's kinda hard to explain in words, because after so many movies, the marvel formula becomes too transparent, so they constantly have to reinvent themselves: Winter Soldier was a spy 70's thirller, Guardians 2 was a family drama with star wars, Iron Man 2 was clunkier Iron Man 1, and when it came to Ant Man 2, it was basically Ant Man 1. So for me it was like, oh, I just saw Ant Man, again. Good, but I didn't really get anything new out of this. Partially because we've already seen him grow big in Civil War, so that wasn't anything new, and the only new exciting thing which I liked was funny Stan Lee cameo line and post credits scene, that's just the truth

[@delvagus]

@@MADVILLAIN669 I actually really enjoyed Ghost. I liked the way she fought and she kept my interest. I also liked that by the end of the movie we has an Ant family. I get that the movie was safe, and I'm not saying you are wrong for disliking it, but it was a fine movie.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

The resolution that Janet could just heal her by the end of the movie was really bad writing, and there was just too many 'conveniences" in that movie. Oh so they decided to pull Janet out JUST at the same time as Ghost was dying from same exact particles stuff, oh and she just HAPPENED to conveniently learn about all of this and could get healed EASILY with NO consequences? It's the safest marvel movie, and I don't dislike, I actually like it. But in hindsight, It could have been much more.

[@KoopaParatropa]

If the villian stayed on the ship it would have been trapped with the rest of them. He left so he wouldn't be caught in a tube with the others. Also the drone scene happens when they were trying to kill him. He didn't say I want him alive until after that scene.

[@Sethern]

lol yeah, and all the other symbiotes except for Venom died! It was a mixture of planning and circumstance!

[@leandrobirolo5269]

My favorite channel by far! Dude is funny as hell

[@thatdude-mm3zm]

But.. he had the scientist answer the girl's question.