Funny and always worth watching, on KZbin, multiples of times.
@FiandMe167 ай бұрын
Alan loves making Sandi laugh.
@rooty3 ай бұрын
The egg in the stocking is basically what bill would look like as a bankrobber
@noellejames846 күн бұрын
BAHAHAHHAA! Darnit..I choked on my beer and now it's in my nose 😂 I appreciate this comment. But not the choking 😅
@HutcH682 ай бұрын
Alan’s shark noises are forever etched in my memory.
@vivienneoneill54007 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤love this show.
@Nephilimfields7 ай бұрын
I adore Alan
@OhMaryJo6 ай бұрын
“I’m in the Arts.” 😂
@kentdunne13207 ай бұрын
Oh, I did enjoy this.
@devinecatlady7 ай бұрын
Contronym. Fascinating fact, that one.
@TKBarnes7 ай бұрын
I forgot about this, but now I once again yearn to be a rich man's hermit.
@rjwh672207 ай бұрын
Nice work if you can get it, and you can get it you try.
@ripdbtpoo1441Ай бұрын
Or rich woman's,of course !
@BromideBride6 ай бұрын
5:29 "there's a limit to how much fun....." that takes me back to xmas 1987, Ilfracombe, Devon, The Bunch of Grapes Public House. A small group of us began singing some cheerful song, which others joined in - at which the landlord shushed everyone and told us all to stop. One person piped up _"we were only being cheerful"_ to which our gleeful host replied "there's a limit to how cheerful anyone should be" and demanded we all leave. At Xmas ....... (so spontaneously everyone stole the balls from the pool table and compared the number they got once outside).
@JayM4097 ай бұрын
The sound ranging artillery spotting was ignored by British higher HQs, so they shopped around until the Canadian Corps accepted their ideas. They were instrumental in locating nearly every German gun defending Vimy Ridge. These guns were all destroyed or suppressed on the first day of the Vimy Offensive (9-12 Apr 1917), enabling most of the ridge to be captured in the first day of the the attack.
@mike.477 ай бұрын
I’ve been to Vimy Ridge, a very moving memorial.
@jessovenden7 ай бұрын
Respect your brilliant knowledge.
@alexbagbutt69846 ай бұрын
I love this. At the time, we Ca adians would use any advantage we could find to kill the enemy. And if the British shot it down?? After the Boer wars it was understood by the Canadian brass that anything the British dismissed was probably a good idea.
@james-xf1ox4 ай бұрын
@@alexbagbutt6984Even though the British have won every war I think?
@phredphlintstone64553 ай бұрын
@@james-xf1ox American revolution/rebellion
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
Totally agree - as someone of a very red headed family, we are feckin stoics when it comes to pain!!! So, even if we feel it more ( & who can judge that? 🤷🏻♀️ ) we'll never feckin show it!!!
@Bethgael6 ай бұрын
Same. We spend all our younger lives being told to "stop over-reacting" so we develop a higher pain threshold.
@margaretpiggott3 ай бұрын
Hi Ben and David Excited you will be in Australia. Would love to catch up in Sydney in December.
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
' customer = store scum ' oh yes!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@berniethekiwidragon438218 күн бұрын
Work in retail, do we? 😂😂
@kimhewer14795 ай бұрын
Imagine a world where I've never cooked a duck 😂
@spadebraithwaite17626 ай бұрын
And, I saw a Mola Mola just off the coast of New Jersey. I was on a fishing trip and the captain got a call on the radio so we reeled in and went to see it. It was every bit of 6' by 8', lying flat on the surface. The captain told us that sharks took big bites out them, because they were too easy.
@metteandersen35642 ай бұрын
3:30 our Great Dane does a Grethe Sønck!! Godt gået Toksvig!! Du er nu officielt en klassiker🥳🥳💃🏻💃🏻❤️❤️
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
The goat suckers are gorgeous ❤️❤️❤️ & then nooooooooo!
@send2mc22 күн бұрын
I want one of those vans ❤
@banquoviaquo92202 ай бұрын
Alan's become a rowdy fellow!
@berniethekiwidragon438218 күн бұрын
Well, a rowdy fish.
@Wetknees2 ай бұрын
1:32 jimmy is absolutely brilliant
@FinnRenard2 ай бұрын
TIL a Dalek is a Christmas tradition
@gracie78232 ай бұрын
i’m obsessed with the fact that they made segments for each question UNTIL redheads and then they gave up
@Mindseas5 ай бұрын
Regarding Project Azorian, one interesting tidbit about the project is that according to some sources, the saying "I can neither confirm nor deny these allogations" came from this project, and it is indeed called the Azorian Defense. Also, Howard Hughes was involved in the project - the ship was named after him, as a cover up for what the ship was for.
@lynnedelacy28414 ай бұрын
I remember those stamps !
@TheMae80Ай бұрын
I was extremely fortunate enough to meet the real Maria Von Trapp! It was my first mini vacation as an adult, at the Von Trapps Lodge in Vermont!
@jamesp54083 ай бұрын
51:14 The ICD system (International Classification of Disease) is a product of the World Health Organization, based in Switzerland. It is NOT a US-based system of disease and injury classification. For heaven's sake, it's in the name that she spoke aloud! Sandi is due a klaxon for that wildly obvious error.
@KristineMaitland7 ай бұрын
Willie Reginald Wray wasn't the only one to post himself. African American Henry "Box" Brown was an enslaved man who posted himself to freedom in the USA. He moved to the UK 🇬🇧 where he became a magician. After some years, he returned to the USA where he was activist and abolitionist. He moved to Toronto Canada 🇨🇦 died and was buried there.
@TheSolteszКүн бұрын
Victoria Mitchell is a treasure.
@broccolee43287 ай бұрын
FYI that 1089 trick works with every number from 1 to 3 digits.
@Eztoez6 ай бұрын
Also works with 4 digits except you ignore the final zero
@ezearo7 ай бұрын
Wow. Those views are spectacular
@kathleensoule202412 күн бұрын
A Mola sun fish was rescued from Wellfleet harbor last year after being stuck in the silt. It was released back to the open waters and was fine 🐟
@kathleensoule202412 күн бұрын
Wellfleet harbor is in Massachusetts on Cape Cod
@trustjah6 ай бұрын
90-95%? Wow.
@m.rogers94905 ай бұрын
IF THEY ARNT ARMED, THEY WONT EXPLODE .
@obione96506 ай бұрын
After seeing an orca torpedo a great white shark I'm now scared of ocras and feel so sorry for the great whites
@berniethekiwidragon438218 күн бұрын
Orcas are apex predators. Apex. Pretty much nothing messes with them.
@trevorclark5189Ай бұрын
Coggeshall Bastard's was a thing. Took me back to my teen years
@markrowland13664 ай бұрын
Right about that. Admiral Kinaris, head of millitary intelligense, trained spies they should immediatly register wit local british police. He also convinced his superiors the most dedicated spies would be Jewish men who's family would be at rish if they failed. They found other jews to help them surender to the FBI.
@kalinkakovaskoya74986 ай бұрын
PLEASE? IS IT POSSIBLE TO ADD SUB TITLES HERE AS I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY SAY, BUT I'M DEAF!!
@lisaschoenwetter54956 ай бұрын
KZbin provides closed captions, but maybe your device can’t get them?
@Mollineaux6 ай бұрын
click on 'cc'
@brianhayes17606 ай бұрын
Every other KZbin videos the closed caption button works. Not on QI videos though
@HerbertAckermans5 ай бұрын
@@lisaschoenwetter5495 Isn't the device, it's the channel that controls if there is or is no CC.
@AndrewALineInTheSand4 ай бұрын
Speak up
@vivienneoneill54005 ай бұрын
Could you help the Deaf people, would be great if you can.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@barefootkiwi30796 ай бұрын
1:42:00 The tuatara is not actually a lizard. It is it's own unique species of reptile.
@christinesneddon48042 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the giant Lego man was an art installation. Although, there is a beach that Lego continuously washes up on shore due to a container spill.
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
Love contronyms ❤️❤️❤️
@ldf40642 ай бұрын
I know of a shop owner who hooked up an electrical charge to one of those metal splash-backs.
@carolinekofahl88676 ай бұрын
Cat or dog videos? What about the mixed ones - like one cat opens the door for two other cats and two dogs (one big, one small) 🤔🤭❤️🐦
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
Yeah Josh - I've never seen it either!! I made my twin sister leave at intermission ( shows how old i am ) & i have never watched it since !! & i that was because of the music, I knew something awful was going to happen - at 7!!!
@plaguedoct0r6 ай бұрын
I have a problem with that shark video at 19:00. If it's the music that causes fear then you could use the music in isolation and get a fear response, which I don't think is likely.
@stevevasta6 ай бұрын
"Can I be the iron?"
@Richard-b2t3t7 ай бұрын
I have watched several ‘reaction’ videos of the movie Jaws. On all of them watched by ladies, when the dog went into the sea, they all said “ Oh, not the dog!” None of them said “Oh, not the people!” 😕
@SamBarge16 ай бұрын
Dogs are better than people.
@lesleygiles89245 ай бұрын
Just remembered many years ago when my parents took me to see "Old Yeller" on its release, I was actually angry that the mother survived when the poor dog got shot! My viewpoint has changed in the intervening years - well, in most cases 😂
@danadnauseam5 ай бұрын
26:00 It's all fun until someone loses an eye
@jaymz1686 ай бұрын
The dragonfly knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.
@sarahowen566 ай бұрын
Cats are like the honey badger... they don't give a damn!
@bipolarminddroppings7 ай бұрын
I always wanted to be in the audience for that QI question abiut the balloons so I could point out the elves were wrong. The balloons do not go backwards. They continue to move forwards, but relative to the motion of the vehicle around them they appear to move backwards. If you view the balloons from the outside they will always be moving in the same direction, at no point will they move backwards (until they bounce off something or get yanked back by their tether)
@stradivarius1517 ай бұрын
They were speaking from the reference frame of the car.
@DemstarAus7 ай бұрын
I find more dog people will say they don't like cats but less cat people will say they don't like dogs. Many cat fiends I know love animals generally, including dogs.
@GizmoOnyett7 ай бұрын
If you can cope with cats, you'll cope with a wider variety of animals! Dogs, being rather pack-needy, can make their owners mutually needy and in-ward turning.
@trudimclaren43017 ай бұрын
@GizmoOnyett totally agree. Dog lovers are very insular. I love cats best, but I can appreciate dogs (they're just too much work - may as well have another child 🙄). I also have 2 rabbits and love them as much as my 3 cats ❤
@Ricimer6716 ай бұрын
I have it both ways, 2 dogs and 14 cats, flipping pandemonium!
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
As a both cats & dogs lover, I've found myself with more cats as I get older ( 65 ) simply because cats don't need to be exercised - they're the pet of the lazy 🤣 & yes I've acknowledged that about myself for many years 👍👍❤️🤣
@Eztoez6 ай бұрын
I find people who argue about whether cats are better than dogs, or dogs are better than cats, need to get out more.
@riverstroker49136 ай бұрын
Romesh as Yogi Bear.
@TheAlps366 ай бұрын
*THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@riverstroker49136 ай бұрын
@@TheAlps36 Read the emojis!!!!!!!
@dusty27746 ай бұрын
I use the word shall-int quite often.
@Retrochild19797 ай бұрын
Is it just me swooning slightly over Jimmy Carr here? ❤
@SpacecatMoonbeam6 ай бұрын
Nope.
@arabellachampaq6895 ай бұрын
Richard Osman is a panty dropper
@vanaals6 ай бұрын
Hell's Angels? No. Hells' Angels? No. Angels from many different hells? Yes.
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
The music is why i can't watch scarey movies - take the music out & they're pretty hilarious actually, listen to the music by itself & I'll still jump at the appropriate points 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
@santaabolina72354 ай бұрын
Those guys about crokay turned out to be right kind of.
@jamesaditya52546 ай бұрын
The real reason why there are more dog videos on youtube than cat videos is because humans are the one uploading them. If cats and dogs can upload videos I assure you the cats are gonna beat us and the dogs by tenfold, and all of the videos are just vlogs
@ripdbtpoo1441Ай бұрын
I don't know WHAT Callie and Sandi are on about. A pretty redhead (I'm a trad.bloke) is glorious.
@Vtarngpb5 ай бұрын
7:16 there’s proof Nish Kumar has been a brexiteer all along
@berniethekiwidragon438218 күн бұрын
49:38 The Wound Man. Is this a brilliant or a catastrophic concept for a comic book character?
@joedaly42772 ай бұрын
Two minutes screen time and not one word out of Russell Brand?!?!
@TesterAnimal16 ай бұрын
Where did this thing about no mixer taps come from? I haven’t seen a bathroom without a single mixer tap in 30 years.
@cherieblizzard95854 ай бұрын
Why has Allen Davies been on the show longer than anyone else, even the moderators?
@joedaly42774 ай бұрын
Panelist supremo
@berniethekiwidragon438218 күн бұрын
Blue whale.
@pennygleeson50296 ай бұрын
So you still have to break the egg to get the pre-scramled egg out surely? 🤔🤔
@ericrabinowitz29206 ай бұрын
But Tony Benn wasn't Postmaster General until 1964!
@arabellachampaq6895 ай бұрын
Red heads also have delayed clotting
@randylucas24587 ай бұрын
I am an American I grew up watching Yogi and Boo-Boo and I agree they are criminals and should not be the stars of a show they should have been the villains
@quokka0.0nraven7 ай бұрын
Well good for you. Here's your biscuit 🍪 I'm American watched the show, saw the entertainment, and never became a criminal because of a cartoon. Because I knew the difference between real life and cartoons.😂
@randylucas24587 ай бұрын
@@quokka0.0nraven yep I live in southeast Tennessee and I have little black bears all over the place constantly pulling villainous behavior so I don't mind your opinion but I can tell you don't live with bears they are straight up villains
@quokka0.0nraven7 ай бұрын
@@randylucas2458 really? Rural MO doesn't count?🤣 again... I can understand it doesn't mean I should be a criminal. I understand you may be confused
@quokka0.0nraven7 ай бұрын
@@randylucas2458 oopsy... you lose😉😙🤣
@quokka0.0nraven7 ай бұрын
@@randylucas2458 you also believe more guns make our country safe, look how that's working out🤣 Our kids are ending themselves with them. Safe, my arse. 🤣
@brianhayes17606 ай бұрын
For real what does QI have against deaf people. Only videos I’ve watched that never have subtitles
@Pagliacci_Rex6 ай бұрын
I wish I was an eccentric nobleman.
@Sonal-q5h7 ай бұрын
@ 20:16 "Dick and cherry" the pioneer wildlife photographers
@seancherry88217 ай бұрын
@@Sonal-q5h my brothers name is Richard Cherry. I sent him this clip as soon as i heard it. :)
@jonnawyatt2 ай бұрын
1:24:33 Regretful
@ArtemisShanks7 ай бұрын
Still waiting on Best of Series G, H, I, J, K, L and M. Why go from 'F' to 'N'?
@chriswright57137 ай бұрын
Try searching under the uploaders profile. They're all there
@beesree396 ай бұрын
Mr. Sunfish...
@xix12523 ай бұрын
1:40:38
@T.Aa902 ай бұрын
Now he's taking office again and knows even less
@StephenMountenayHenhawke7 ай бұрын
Amou haji died a few months after his first bath in 60 years
@lilymarinovic16447 ай бұрын
Obviously his body couldn't cope with the sudden late onset cleanliness
@RichardHealy-x4h2 ай бұрын
Not so much a comment but a request for Lisa... Could you burn those god awful sweat pants Rob insists on wearing 🙏
7 ай бұрын
I always thought Flammable means it could burn,but Inflammable meant it could ignite spontaneously.
@FozzyBBear7 ай бұрын
"Frangible" is the one I always had a problem with. It turns out it means something that breaks into big, blunt pieces, not little, sharp ones.
@forallthestupidshit35507 ай бұрын
I see the same distinction.
13 күн бұрын
And then you put the pieces in a Frangipan?
@nancykraus51276 ай бұрын
So Britain doesn't have forced air heating?
@daneenmurf10436 ай бұрын
Is that like a fan heater but on a bigger scale ?
@nancykraus51276 ай бұрын
@@daneenmurf1043 kind of. There are air ducts in the walls of the house that the heating system forces warm air through. Some systems also can do cold air in summer.
@daneenmurf10436 ай бұрын
@@nancykraus5127 The Romans introduced a similar system to Britain two thousand years ago but it never caught on 😏
@TesterAnimal16 ай бұрын
Some do. Probably was a 60s/70s thing because I remember our house had that in the early 70s. I suppose radiators are more efficient, so no air ducts built these days.
@hedlund7 ай бұрын
The thought of HA having to add god damn _semantics_ disclaimers to avoid being bullied online is... something.
@rjwh672207 ай бұрын
How did you do the italics?
@ianmontgomery75347 ай бұрын
@@rjwh67220 probably cut and pasted them.
@AI_and_I_Lyrics7 ай бұрын
"like this" but with * not "@@rjwh67220
@baoboumusic6 ай бұрын
@@rjwh67220 _underscores_ *asterisks* -dash- put one of them before and after the word you want to mark
@Bethgael6 ай бұрын
@@rjwh67220 for italics, put a "_" before and after the word to italicise (without quotes). You can also *bold* words in the same way with an asterisk before and after the word/s.
@ritageorge87485 ай бұрын
I watched every nite old or new then the BBC stopped cc&its too hard but for shorts
@HoodaThunkit-sj3lk7 ай бұрын
MPs always looking for free money
@AaronThornton-lm4lh7 ай бұрын
First. NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!!!! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME.
@booperdee27 ай бұрын
yea
@hannahjordan98337 ай бұрын
New phone, who's this?
@Zeigler_7 ай бұрын
I understood that reference
@lilymarinovic16447 ай бұрын
OK Frankie 😂
@AaronThornton-lm4lh7 ай бұрын
@@lilymarinovic1644 😂😂 that show was legendary back in the day
@voliteon5 ай бұрын
Please don’t tell that disgusting eye ball story ever again
@Eddie-p9k6 ай бұрын
TOSDIK!!!!
@MrGofarkyself6 ай бұрын
I long for a world that doesn’t think Nish is funny.
@Eztoez6 ай бұрын
His stand up is very good. Maybe you have a problem with people with brown skin.
@MrGofarkyself6 ай бұрын
@@Eztoezyes, I base my opinion on his dull, uninspiring, obvious, pandering, middle of the road efforts solely on his skin colour. Thank you for lifting the discussion to new heights!
@brisingerfaelorn5 ай бұрын
You may be waiting for quite some time.
@ٴۥٴٴٴ3 ай бұрын
@@Eztoez you are projecting
@magster60223 ай бұрын
So very sad for Allen's wife -- Aisling is right that he clearly has never seen an orgasm.
@treborif2 ай бұрын
a friend is in a motorcycle club called Positive Earth MC because British bikes were positive earth (sigh) . .. they started being bombed by climate change zealots who wanted them to join their crew . . . so they changed their name to Piston Broke MC . .
@alanprice75845 ай бұрын
Alan Davies loves the sound of his own voice!
@kimhewer14794 ай бұрын
That's OK, I love his voice too 😂
@Alex-jq3vx7 ай бұрын
Sara pascoe is one of the most unfunny people in the world!
@kimhewer14794 ай бұрын
In your opinion. I love her x
@blaggercoyote3 ай бұрын
QI ought to be called "The Alan Davies Show" as he insists on talking incessantly!
@Mike-tv9rk7 ай бұрын
Omg . I cannot afford to visit Australia. I'm trying to sleep. Give the ads a rest F. F. S
@rjwh672207 ай бұрын
I’m not in the pay of, nor associated with KZbin, Google or Meta. But I heartily recommend signing up for the ad-free subscription to KZbin.
@GizmoOnyett7 ай бұрын
@@rjwh67220 But then they have a captive audience to raise the price again and again and again 😢
@herbivorethecarnivore84476 ай бұрын
@@rjwh67220 Just get an adblocker
@Jcg64Ай бұрын
Alan thinks the louder he is the funnier he is, I find it irritating
@theuserformerlyknownas-ou7wd9Ай бұрын
there's altogether too much of him - he never knows when to stop
@Eztoez6 ай бұрын
Who the hell is the woman in the black dress at the 90 minute mark ? Did they grab someone randomly off the street and say "Yeah you'll do", put a mic on her, and wheeled her into the set ? They are scraping the bottom of the barrel some weeks trying to find "celebrities".
@TesterAnimal16 ай бұрын
Lisa Tarbuck? Tell us you’re not English without telling us you’re not English. 😂
@aliservan71887 ай бұрын
Ah I wondered why I disliked Carriad, ,,, 😺
@David-j9h9gАй бұрын
Alan Davies is the most talentless yet succesful comedian IMHO....