Vesper tells Magni his IRL creepypasta experience [Holostars EN | Tempus]

[@dragenfire68]

Vesper would 100% survive a horror movie. "Wanna go too this creepy out house where you'll probably die?" "Nah, I'm good." *vesper leaves* "Dammit we'll get him next time."

[@Dehn396]

I can see the credits rolling just when he says "Nah i'm good"

[@dragenfire68]

@@Dehn396 shortest horror movie ever made.

[@JanitorAntisocial]

Dude straight up lived a horror story there. It even had the old "i went to a nearby local and they told me that place was abandoned 5 YEARS AGO!!!" twist.

[@dragenfire68]

@@JanitorAntisocial yeah, and like a real person he listened to his 6th sense and gtfo, instead of "Yeah, a decrepit old outhouse, nothing will happen." He also didn't "wait is it really abandoned, I wanna check it out!!"

[@shinjiokami]

If Gramps is a main character in a horror movie, the ghosts, demons and whatever would have to host a meeting just to discuss how to get him got lmao! 😂

[@CrumbMuffins]

Ignoring the fact that Vesper met a ghost, never use a restroom in a gas station when the dude gives you weird vibes. 1000% that dude has cameras in the restroom.

[@bobbobber4810]

Just a guy that lost it surviving from expired candy and possibly stuff other people "forget" there.

[@CrumbMuffins]

@@bobbobber4810 100% I only said ghost to continue the goof. I actually think it was a wandering transient that probably found the abandoned location and posted up and realized if he opened it up again, people would stop there and so he’s been making a quick buck selling expired food.

[@jack-exzolt9858]

Probably just some hobo who found the place to squat. Even if this homeless guy was well-intent, I would not trust that "outhouse" would be even viable for sanitary use. I'd sooner just shit in the bushes.

[@LostCourage]

Restrooms in a remote area with proper security doesn't sound so bad.

[@nopenope3228]

A ghost? Dude, wtf, that was a murderer.

[@Questionable_Content]

The scariest part about this is the fact that Vesper's taste buds are so bad that he ate 5 year old chips and didn't realize

[@najmifarhan6052]

Maybe got something to do with his spicy tolerance

[@CATELlegend1]

Ok, i have a theory... maybe he just went up a wormhole without noticing it? Maybe he travelled time and then came back. Here in my country there are stories like that of which they say you could simply be walking on a field one minute and then... puff you are in Setealem, supposely, its a dark version of our dimension.

[@Webberjo]

@@CATELlegend1 That's as crazy a theory as the gas station guy's.

[@Kuchizuri]

@@Webberjo Maybe he is the gas station guy

[@DinnerForkTongue]

​@@CATELlegend1 Holy shit, someone else that knows the Setealém hypothesis. I thought that was a Brazil-only thing.

[@Gabrielfrota]

Dude, Vesp is such a great storyteller, he got me hooked through all his tale lol

[@azurezeed]

aah you didn't include the bit where Vesper said that at the moment he was just upset the dude sold him expired candy LMAO and then realized he could have died there lol

[@sakiclips6984]

Vesper: oh no....HE SOLD ME STALE CHIPS! Also Vesper: Oh wait, i almost died

[@viking-astronaut]

Tbf you can eat most junkfood far past the expiration date, it'll keep. Just check for bad look/smell/taste.

[@milesedgeworth132]

@@viking-astronaut It won't kill you but it'll taste like cardboard and paper. I'd be upset having bought that shit.

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Man, Vesper is truly an artifact, never seen someone use "curio" outside of Darkest Dungeon.

[@rexienye]

never heard this word(esl) damn vespers vocabulary is huge

[@ceresbane]

meet more culture people that actually read books...

[@paorousama]

only ever hear that in literature, not in daily talk

[@clauvex7829]

When does he said it in the video? I missed it.

[@OhWaker]

Very scholarly diction

[@baron6148]

I'm sure every time Vesper will talk about his bike incident it will be clipped

[@Tankotater]

Eventually we'll be able to create and entire timeline of his adventure and piece together the whole journey

[@MadCapybaraRX]

@@Tankotater Yeah I bet Vesper's bike travelling adventures gave him enough content material to write a book. Even better, a manga or comics.

[@kurosan0079]

@@MadCapybaraRX I'd 100% read a book full of just bike tales. It doesn't even need to have a plot or anything, just random stories about random folks you'd meet while riding through the country on the bicycle.

[@Pencyduk_Legend]

The bike he has, is it a bicycle or motorcycle?

[@baron6148]

@@Pencyduk_Legend I always pictured it has a bicycle but I dunno

[@inanimatesum4945]

Man, that went from creepy, hilarious with the Altare comment read to down right “Are you afraid of the dark?” Levels of creepy zone encounters.

[@resengan123]

vesper downs his own talents, but I think he could legitimately write a self help/motivational book. You cant train to become THIS kind of person I've heard people talk about just going backpacking but its usually some sort of thrill seeking touristy type thing. When a man pulls a Forest Gump.... its that soul searching level of seeking purpose in your life. this man left the rat race, expecting to come back to nothing. came back to pursue his dreams and bam holostar. how do we make excuses when people like this exist?

[@antthefool7637]

Definitely a free spirit

[@7shinta7]

We don't. All we can do is keep breathing, shoulder the responsibilities we have and try to make the best of everything fate throws at us. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@5ucccccc]

This legit got my heart beating first time hearing it

[@oliverpearce2338]

You know what it probably was? Vesper walked in on some random homeless dude who'd been squatting there, and then the guy just decided to play along after Vesper assumed he ran the store

[@Justinius117]

Having driven across the US when I first started driving there is some weird stuff that happens in the nooks and crannies of this country. I was driving through New Mexico going west a little after midnight. I pulled off the highway to relieve myself on some random side road and was 100% certain I was alone out there. But as I zipped up and got back in the car there was a sound coming from outside my car. A dude on a horse at midnight just rode up and nodded at me so I turned on my headlights to see him better. He was just a regular looking dude with a cowboy hat on, on his horse in the middle of the road at midnight with literally nothing around us for miles. I would have had to drive past him to flip a u-turn, but as I pulled forward he got off to one side of the road and let me pass. When I flipped around I half expected to look in my rear view and see nothing, but there he was on his horse in the middle of the road, bathed in the red of my taillights as I drove away wide awake and paranoid.

[@antthefool7637]

Man that’s fuckin unnerving

[@chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192]

thats so fucking wierd lmaooo

[@Satans_Adopted]

Damn, hope you got some kind of weapon in your car's trunk? That's some SCP phenomena you experienced there...

[@knightartorias4487]

New Mexican here, be not afraid. That's just New Mexico. Everyone here is either a cowboy or meth addict.

[@patrickbohn5235]

Probably just a rancher tbf. Lots of big ranches out that area and they do still ride their horses and tractors around places. Every so often one will come a bit too close to a city and the people there will post online about "wow how crazy a dude riding a horse!!1." Bit of advice if youre passing throygh that part of the country again though, when driving keep your eyes on the road and dont look around too much in the wide open areas. You will see things out there.

[@turpskadey]

As someone of Vesper's generation, we all have a "so I probably almost died that time" story or three.

[@Zero-zo3fp]

some weird shit bound to happen when you travel for a really really long time speaking from experience here

[@plasticold2167]

I love these types of stories about rural/remote areas in the US. There's this upsetting mystique about them. Like the wild west never truly stopped being wild, and people just convinced themselves they tamed it.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

100%. We humans are far too arrogant for our own good... even places where we're absolutely convinced we have control over, nature tends to love asserting itself - and that's accounting ONLY for nature. 🤔

[@0danshi0]

chat i miss them

[@gnomenotnom]

The guy just laugh it off... damn dude that's insane experience there

[@antthefool7637]

My man Vesper almost turned into a gas station trinkets

[@keiichiiozawanikoot6435]

I love grand dad's stories.

[@selias4]

Alternative title: How Vesper almost got murdered by a homeless man

[@ElEscolta]

I feel like Vesper could probably fill a book with stories of that trip and add some life advice on it, hes so good telling stories

[@Creatura_Largo]

thanks for clipping this part, I hadn't heard vesper's creepypasta before. scary stuff!

[@nagato2240]

Creepypastas are made up though.

[@Creatura_Largo]

@@nagato2240 creepypasta but real (gone wrong)

[@freeofmefree]

@@nagato2240 Not necessarily.

[@JefersonChan]

@@nagato2240 Some are some not

[@kamo7293]

he came across a squatter in an abandoned gas station... that's scary and creepy

[@kirisame259]

I miss them...

[@unmemorablehero]

Really probably ran into a squatter…not playing down the scariness of that. A ghost or whatever, not getting hurt. A squatter?? Could have easily been killed. That’s legitimately scary.

[@HomelessOldMan9000]

Damn my guy survived an encounter with a homeless schizo

[@EduardoOliveira-qy1km]

Someone should make a fangame based on Vesper's journey

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Oregon trail

[@MaxC_1]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 Vesper Trail Should be sponsored by Hololive

[@myaursus247]

Thats so funny. Some crazy dude just broke into an abandoned gas station and just was just like "i work here. This is my gas station."

[@bakemonowolf4419]

I feel like Vesper and I had THE same thing happen, except for me, it was when I was a little and it was a lot different. My sister's high school is across these rows of shops, and one of them was empty. We sat there and this shop had windows in it and you can see the whole room because it's basically cleaned out. I was minding my own business until I turned around and saw a business lady. Dressed up to her 90s/80s. She had a hat, and those dresses that looked like what female air pilots would wear (they're probably some type of clothes but I don't know women's clothings.) She waved at me and looked like she was heading into the back room (a door to the left that is opened and probably the break room?). My mom asked me "What're you looking at/who are you waving at?" In return I told my mom, looked back and.. she was gone. I was surprised because there's literally nowhere for this woman to hide, especially how nice she seemed when she waved at me. So that, I'm still scared of. Not to mention, the high school my sister went to is a bit haunted.

[@raisha99]

ok the last sentence reminds me of my elementary school and I'm gonna have a nightmare about it now. idk if my school was haunted but it had an old building (probably a lot better now), and I used that building 5 out of 6 years. as a kid I was not really scared by it, but when I remember it after I grew up, it's kinda creepy. like the tiles looked old and all grey, uneven stairs, lower ceiling than the new building, overall gloomy vibe. it's an L shaped 2 floors building where they unnecessaryily have 2 flights of stairs in the corner, everyone mostly used the straight shape one and the other was a u shape, it had metal gates in front of it that's mostly closed and inside were a bunch of broken chairs. sometimes I and other kids used it too and I was not scared of it. but now that flight of stairs will always be part of my nightmare when it appears, bcs I'm pretty sure it looks creepy af at night. I'm having chills writing this at 11pm.

[@usagis294]

this dude is just a magnet for insanity lol

[@SoyPhoenix]

I could swear I read this story once years ago. Man, if that was Vesper then it's good to know he has been sharing his wisdom since time immemorial.

[@yamiRic]

that plot twist in the end made me shiver.. wow that is scary

[@JanitorAntisocial]

I can't be the only one a bit concerned about Vesper eating a 5-year-old Snickers bar and bag of chips. I'm not learned on the shelf life of junk food but that can't be good.

[@CrumbMuffins]

Ehh the chocolate bar is so processed as long as it’s in a cool dry place it might upset your stomach. The chips on the other hand, that oil could go rancid 5 years after the expiration date. But also most candy and snacks at those small corner shops is out of date.

[@yoni6847]

that was years ago

[@CSDragon]

Candy bars never truly expire, there's nothing natural left in them

[@HiTecAztec]

I suspect it would at worst be stale and have lost some nutritional value, but packaged highly processed foods aren't gonna have mold or bugs spontaneously appear inside the bag.

[@MadCapybaraRX]

Accordingly to my MRE video watching experience, your body can handle expired food as long as it tastes, smells and looks edible. Trust your instincts! The main issues are contamination (e.g. mold, bacteria, insects and other germs) and one or more ingredients breaking down due to age (e.g. fat oxidation making food go rancid). Food with low water and fat content tends to last a lot even after its expiration date if stored with the right conditions. High sugar or salt content also makes the food an inhospitable place for bacteria and mold growth. The food packaging also plays an important role in food conservation. It might deteriorate before its content goes bad allowing its contamination.

[@Fanimati0n]

Obsessed with Mag's :0 face when Ves reveals the twist

[@doctorfunk7959]

plays halo once and suddenly you find yourself as a psycho conspiracy theorist, running a gas station

[@zillionfurball1451]

Clerk: uh yeah that stores abandoned Vesper: what? Clerk: what?

[@sushishortsAGAIN]

THIS WAS HORRIFYING also mayhaps this was that time when he did his forrest gump bicycle era

[@ThriceOver]

To gramps' credit, he did play zomboid, you'd rummage through abandoned gas stations all the time

[@vgc_ivan8391]

that is some creepypasta that came true. damn i would love to hear more of these stories

[@sunderzilla]

Yo thanks for including the time stamp on the source, I really appreciate it 👍

[@burpium1767]

Damn vesper do be speaking like his age, experienced alot of things and they're all just felt way more alive compared to my usual life (feelsbadman)

[@Satans_Adopted]

Jesuz, he paid $$ for 5 years expired food.

[@RenzerHMR]

That was seriously a crazy story

[@mitsua707]

Vesper got spirited away

[@bunnybunbun7935]

This sounds like the stuff I would read/see in r/nosleep my god..

[@cutevanilla2618]

Man, it's 1am and I almost sh*t myself when he mentioned that the shop was meant to be abandoned 😭😭😭😭

[@antthefool7637]

I’m literally in this same boat as you rn

[@sheeeshibanji]

Yep same but it's not 1 am I watch this clip

[@tokumeichan38]

It reminds me of a creepypasta called the town full of fake people

[@Dr.SamCarterPhD]

Sounds to me like Vesper might've actually ended up in a secret US military training town by accident perhaps?

[@HiTecAztec]

Sounds like he just ran into a homeless dude who settled into an abandoned store. Dude probably decided to live as a hermit to get away from people, and happened to find an abandoned gas station. Given that the dude most likely had mental problems, there's a good shot that he thought Vesper was a ghost too.

[@zuntata7860]

and that's how he became vampire

[@impakt0]

I thougt its going to be a Wrong Turn movie lmao

[@bruchett4799]

First time I get goosebumps on a scary story. Its crazy not being able to tell from expired food

[@blackfirehedgehog7725]

Saving this as one of my favorite clips.

[@KeiosKod]

I always check the expiry dates on stuff when I’m buying, wewww. I imagine all those knick-knacks Vesper saw were made by that crazy guy.

[@LeonardoTheMomo]

I mean, wouldnt that be worst? If you check the expiration date in front of the weird man, you panick, he notices you know he is lying and may become violent? Oof

[@KeiosKod]

@@LeonardoTheMomo That’s something to keep in mind if I ever decide to become a drifter who wanders the road with just a bike and a backpack, wewww.

[@themaphiaboss]

Ngl this is soooo scary

[@Alpezzsuga]

That guy was definitely looking for someone to kidnap🫡

[@yoyoyouka]

Just a little more and Vesper will be star in the Supernatural Reboot series!

[@JoelGloade]

it felt like a ghost story, he's not a ghost just a guy but he took your money for the chips and snickers bars, expired five years ago what a punchline what a story

[@Pablo-ge3bl]

Thank you for the clip

[@MapleShrimp]

America's a trip, man.

[@thetalantonx]

*snarf snarf* "damn bro, thas crazy. fr fr"

[@sourishghosh8293]

That guy has been binging Ancient Aliens 😂😂

[@WangTang]

i almost wish i didn't stumble upon this clip right before bed

[@SCDarkSoul]

I mean, it's not like you're visiting abandoned gas stations right before bed are you?

[@InnocenceWillNotBeForgiven]

casually entering another dimension i see 😆😅 that end plot twist was awesome

[@zuntata7860]

and that's how he became vampire

[@randomgirlgtxq6421]

the more I hear... The more i am... ??!?!?!?!?!?! huh? Vesper?!?!? what??!

[@syphonwarlock7685]

Oddly enough, not the first time I've heard that exact conspiracy theory. Heard it from a homeless guy outside a mobile 76 in Buckeye. Nothing but desert for like 20 miles.

[@straightjacket308]

Looking forward to hearing this story on Mr. Ballen 🤣

[@dorcasmutton6335]

If Vesper went with that dude to the """"outhouse"""" he would be fucking DEAD right now

[@idkbacon]

I bet if he did use the bathroom then, we wouldn't have him now...

[@darkeye457]

The description of that man sounds like a member of the classic suicidal alien cult I don't know if they actually existed but they have been portrayed in the media multiple times

[@ShiranuiLoki]

If I found out I just ate a 5 years expired candy bar.... I will gag. My mind will just send a signal to my mouth/throat to gag it out.

[@trevordrakenor2063]

This reminds me of the story of a market for ghost people. I wonder how they get their salary and buy stuff, it's like they have their own country and economy . Though I wonder though, I wonder if that space ship has S-005 labelled to the side.

[@Corrodias]

The weird gas station full of knick-knacks reminds me of a truck stop I went to, once. More than a gas station, it had full showers and stuff catering to long-haul truckers who might be staying the night. And it had a bunch of random knick-knacks, yes. I can't remember what any of them were.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

This is actually pretty normal for gas stations out in the more rural areas.

[@AiiAthenia]

so vesp drank ~5 years expired cola? lol

[@Altercepez]

interesting that on JRE eps Bob Lazar also said UFO are found on archaeological site and uses as the basis for now stealth fighter jet

[@chroamathebrute]

yo Vesper out there talking to a FilmCow character

[@ryanwing5785]

Sounds like a case of, "Glitch in the matrix" creepypasta.

[@flambelk4489]

That's actually some creepy pasta tier shit wtf

[@ejune98]

That was dangerous

[@Sigismund697]

I did buy Godzilla destroy all monsters: melee for the GameCube from an old gypsy woman on a gas station in the middle of nowhere So I can relate

[@symester5o546]

So like, some random homeless guy must've taken over the shop and just occupied it to get money from passing travelers? 😭 That could be a potential explanation

[@Josnaci0]

That's way less interesting than a ghost.

[@symester5o546]

@@Josnaci0 what if...the plot twist was that he was using the shop to hide, and the lady Vesper met was an alien 👽

[@user-om5ue4id7q]

Yo with that ending the whole story would literally pass for a horror/weird short vid/story

[@wyethleon]

One said cryptkeeper lol

[@LynnLyns]

I've heard and read a lot of histories abot ppl traveling around the country or the world and it seems that their experiences follow a pattern. The more you travel, the more kilometers you travel the highest chances are to find or experience weird stuff

[@JimmyRay100]

I love Vesper's story time!

[@sandroantonio2834]

Nobody's talking about the fact that Vesper ate 5 years expired food and (aparently) hasnt suffer any damage.

[@kuzumadesu]

Damn, that was scary and crazy as f--. Did he have his lucky stash of zombie underwear for spiritual protection tho?

[@Ghostly_One1]

Why does it sound like Vespie ran into a scientologist?

[@VanityVazKez2534]

That's not a conspiracy theory that's the damn lore for Scientology 😂😂😂😂

[@R3TR0J4N]

A KKonaW alien conspiracist ghost

[@ceresbane]

I mean the horror that you just ate 5 year old expired food and you still haven't found a toilet is pretty terrifying fr fr.

[@Terrakinetic]

2:20 Was it Mathas from the Chilluminati Podcast?

[@Degen_Aura]

I was watching this stream vod in 3am something, usually I got no problem at watching all the spooky creepy stuff at this hour but his story scare the shit out of me Vesper is really good at telling story it caught me off guard

[@Razorwindsg]

So basically....Scientology?

[@ZhiendSprought]

There's actually a similar story called "Tales from the Gas Station" it takes 7hrs tho, but it was good, and turns out the gas station actually exist, just without the weird anomaly

[@AoiFlame02]

Man that shit was great. Near the end, the story went downhill though. Like more and more bombshells kept being dropped and i just couldn't keep up with it so i dropped it 😂

[@ZhiendSprought]

@@AoiFlame02 there was actually more of it but it wasn't in the 7hr, it was separated cuz it was new, it was a good story, but i kinda like the story "my tiny town got put in a lockdown" it's a good one, it's like another story from "The Mist" or "Mist" by Stephen Kings and HP Lovecraft.

[@AoiFlame02]

@@ZhiendSprought bruh, you serious????????

[@AoiFlame02]

@@ZhiendSprought i love that one too!!! Atleast the end of that one wasn't as tragic.

[@ZhiendSprought]

@@AoiFlame02 i heard there will be another season of it. In season 2 they found a peaceful house at the end, but they said in the end that it wont last that long.

[@riadirige7804]

That one commenter o7

[@MemeGene6969]

did he stumble upon pippa and her conspiracies?

[@tubao226]

thats fucking insane holy shit, how is Vespy still alive?

[@sleipnir_8364]

hes secretly undead

[@popenieafantome9527]

Good intuition and vampires are know for being very charismatic to lure prey in which could help in making potential serial killer let him go.

[@minomi2993]

He can smell weakness xD

[@tubao226]

My mans is just built different

[@dragenfire68]

He used his brain and just left like a normal ass person, instead of investigating or asking stupid questions he just left, and never went back.

[@yannics4324]

Kobo to Kiara: "well... I guess you're a fart of my life now" *wink* *wink*

[@summernovah]

Did the man just pay someone for expired food that wasn't even theirs then?? 💀💀💀