Veterans Bushcraft - Books, Banter & Buffoonery........ and other stuff.

[@rhubarbrhubarb7777]

Over the moon with this. Just brilliant. Always makes me laugh and cheers me up when I’m sick as a chip. Top bomber.

[@paullawrence8438]

Didn't expect anything less! Brilliant and entertaining as always! 🤣

[@markmacsherry4642]

Brilliant , just brilliant midweek viewing and good advice on mushrooms and as always good bushcraft advice, good to see you back mate 👍👍

[@paullawrence8572]

Another great feature length vid Chris!🤣🤣👍👌

[@stevencarne2986]

Nice one mate hope ur well absolutely love the ptsd camp bath jo and dion r amazing people

[@chucky2316]

Wicked mate, enjoy my home turf the westcountry.

[@Fish-Bowl67]

Good to see you back at it pal. Top banter as always 👍👍👍

[@mickward5020]

Chris, this is the second time I've wrote this comment, and for some reason it didn't go or show up in the comments section. Anyhow, it's good to see you're back at it mate. Now for the random bit. The other day i was playing music videos on KZbin. You know, from 'back in the day'. A bit of 'The Specials', a few 'Madness', tracks, 'The Stone Roses', ect. And then, a '10 CC', track came on, it was 'Dreadlock Holiday', and there i am, giving it 'large', with, "I don't like cricket-a, oh no, i love it-a". You get the picture. So i'm watching the video to Dreadlock Holiday, and it shows the drummer from 10 CC, and I sware, it's you in a long black curly wig, playing the drums. The guy is the spit out your mouth, mate. I showed a cuple of people and they agreed, the likeness is uncanny. Check it out for yourself mate. So was you 'secretly', living a secret life as the drummer from 10 CC, and also being a 'squady', in the British Army ? ? Lol. But yeah have a look for yourself mate. Anyway, i'm glad to see you back at it, mate. Nice one Chris. Cheers. Mick.

[@ScreamingDelkims]

You probably told the truth mate and poochoob didn't like it. They're always deleting my comments on my own channel mate lol I'll have a mooch at that video Mick lol Never been a drummer mate, not even in the army. Many things but never a drummer lol

[@mickward5020]

@@ScreamingDelkims yeah you're probably right Chris, and it's just not on, mate. Who are they to sensor anyone ? The cheek of it. But yeah check him out, the drummer from 10cc, Dreadlock Holiday, is you in a long black curly wig. Now we know you wud of made a decent drummer, but somehow, i don't think he wud of made a good squady, on the steets of Belfast, back in the day. So anyway let me know wot you recon to this doppelganger. Nice one Chris. Cheers. Mick.

[@stephenbuckham9964]

Bop tomber double thumbs up Back of the oinon bag. Great video

[@davidbrennan869]

Excellent footage, you both work well together ,really entertaining 👍🤠

[@carpingoffagain]

Love this one mukka 💯👌📈 await next carp video or camping 🏕️ great content keep it up

[@deereed82]

I was at work today wondering if you've been fishing or bushcrafting. Thank the lawddd for this

[@beddybedford9376]

Needed this right now happy days mukka 👍👍

[@ScreamingDelkims]

😃😃👍👍

[@craigbarlow7835]

Thanks for the video again delks.

[@brianrothery9743]

Good vid Chris

[@Bo88y22]

Let’s go crafting bushes……….I nearly urinated myself, I mean pished. 😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@bigggjay202]

Been waiting for a new vid Chris keep smashing it bruva 👊👌

[@c.h.fieldsports9876]

Great video mate , looked like a lot of fun , ( back on this account now 😂) I remember the mostyn video when you scoffed all those mussels, I ate one 🤮, fookin horrible things , the whiting was good though , you must have cast iron guts to eat those things , especially out of the Dee estuary 😂, 👍👍👍👍🤠

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Good character building stuff mate. Arse never fell out so all is well. 😂😂😂 Tasty mussels 😂😂😂😂😂

[@c.h.fieldsports9876]

@@ScreamingDelkims good immunity building stuff 😂😂

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Certainly is mate. My immunity is tip top. I haven't succumb to their immunity wrecking threats and coercion 😉😉😉 Many have, this cock wombles hasn't 😉😉👍👍

[@outdoorsdave.7270]

Brilliant

[@grottybt5006]

Cant wait to get back out there. Need a good frost to drive off the wronguns though, and the bugs. I remember that kettle from when it wasn't the wrong colour

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Deffinatley mate. The solar powered troglodytes will dissapear soon. Yes she was Shiney and new at one point lol

[@GeneralJoe123]

aparently can eat any mushroom if you dare haha just boil twice and fry even the poisen ones awsome vid mucka

[@fishingukglasgow7442]

Cmon wheres the fishing big man it's pike time loved the video

[@hughsmith9401]

luv it guys really enjoyed it good one good one borderer

[@ScreamingDelkims]

😃😃😃👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍👍👍😃😃

[@tmundertaka]

Good to see ya back at it Chris lad 👍👍 can’t believe how many books you pulled out of that wash bag 😮 as we get older m8 better to bring all the knowledge you need in a bag 😂😂 imagine just tucking in to those mushrooms 😮 galloping swamp fever if ya lucky, anyway hope your well pal, and hopefully get some piking vids coming my m8 👍👍🎣🎣

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Think I'll call it the book Tardis mate 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@lsid4891]

Great vid sir :)

[@davidwills3122]

Great video chris

[@andy_plainvillelakeyorkbak2828]

When you Genna meet some like ye self Mr Delkin one day I hope. Ha. 💪🦆

[@debatablelands_ratcher6354]

Pure characters 👍

[@michaelr872]

Can't wait to watch this later when my misses fcuks off to work

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Hahahaha force her to watch it too and have a giggle at the meltdown 😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@markhampshirewildcamperand8731]

Top boomer video m8 really enjoy this 👍🏕️🔥

[@simonwake1780]

You've made my day Chris, get home tonight sh!t shave shower then sit down with my tea, filling my fat face with two hours of entertainment and banter, hope you are ok mukka👍👍👍

[@MrLeesv650]

Always love your vids chris, CAN YOU NOT KNOCK IT!!!!!!!!!!

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Come and have a look at what you could have won lol

[@MrLeesv650]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adrianevans4710]

Its been a long time coming but well worth it brilliant made my night .don't spill it or ill stick your face in the fire 🤣 fuck sake pissed myself laughing mad as fuck love it .

[@michaelboyle9889]

Okay chris dont eat the shrooms you start hellucinating 😱👍👍

[@ScreamingDelkims]

It'll be fun they said............

[@lilstui3921]

Cheers chris carnt wait for my shift to end ,evening viewing sorted 💪🥩👊

[@anthonymusgrove5034]

Kept me going through out the last 2 years, if theres ever room for one I'd be game, veteran ex 2rrf,finished up my time with KORBR, in North Luffenham back in the early 2000's good lads, transition phase after I signed off, picerlilly shin pads 😂😂 bop tomber😁

[@ScreamingDelkims]

👍👍👍👍 I'm ex King's Own Border mate. You probably saw the cap badge. I must have just missed you. I got out in 96 Where are you based pal?

[@anthonymusgrove5034]

@@ScreamingDelkims like I say brother I was second fusiliers, pretty much spent most off my time over the water, girdwood barracks barracks, Hollywood two year res, COP platoon, North Luffenham, cellar for a very short time, towards the end of my time my misses had got a house near North Luffenham, Rutland, Leicestershire, when all my leave was accrued, and I was on leave at the time they told in stead of all the hassle of back and forth to Belfast to report back to Luffenham, KORBR had moved in St. George's barracks after 2nd fusiliers, so spent a very short time with your guys, whilst waiting to dekit, as I say good lads from the time I spent with them about 6 weeks or so, doing the usual remedial tasks around camp, got pally with a guy when we settled in Oakham near St, Georges, who was ex KORBR, Clarke, Wayne Clarke, think he was from Cumbria way, Whitehaven think he would of been in around you time bro. 👍🏻

[@ScreamingDelkims]

I remember Clarky. He had another nickname, can't remember what it was now. 😃😃

[@anthonymusgrove5034]

Poo chube sensors hip, trying to reply for a week, yes clarkey, or wayne was all I new him by, watching your army vids and the banter I bet it was a nickname and a half 😂 too man Chris keep em coming, that Bala looks great for a spot of wild camping stroke fishing I think ill have to give it a whirl, itching to get out now I've put all my kit together, I'm a angler aswell so but never fished for crocs, I've eyes on your email to another comment if ok may I drop you a line some time shoot the shit away from the sensoring here, be surprised if they allow this comment, why🤷‍♂️couldn't tell ya, probs don't like, ex mob networking in these wonky times 😂

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Joochoob are fùçķers mate. When truth starts coming out, censorship is all they have left. They censor me for my opinions too lol They delete comments with swear words in. Some subscribers think it's me that's doing it. Yeah email me pal.

[@Pritch75]

Well it’s about time you was back Chris,brilliant as always mate, don’t leave it so long next time mate lol 👍👍👍

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Busy man mate....... not filming lol

[@tommccaffrey7618]

Real.

[@ParaDaz82]

Fantastic vlog as always pal, expect nothing less. How did you and the scaley back team up? Always interested how different cap badges integrate with each other. Cheers pal 👍

[@ScreamingDelkims]

In an Internet veterans group mate

[@chuckdundee3480]

Watching on one channel, comment on the other 😂, i'm going to have to pause you though so i can feed the mutts 🤣

[@ScreamingDelkims]

😃😃👍😃👍😃👍😃👍😃👍😃

[@martinthorpe5706]

Yeah good watch, laugh a minute, ha ha.

[@simonhinson9367]

👍🏻👍🏻

[@keithfox9899]

6 p's chris have you forgotten all your training .....during the war ....lol great vid as always ....scaly is far to noises in morning doesnt he know we dont do mornings .....lol

[@ScreamingDelkims]

7 P's mate lol. Noisey McGobshite is a morning person and mutton Jeff lol He can't hear himself and he likes to wake me up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigmac..]

Little tip for you pal,a bit of butter in with the oil it won't stick,best for eggs that weld to the pan.just Rob em from all you can eat breakfast gaffs.

[@ScreamingDelkims]

The butter was 3 miles away in a fridge lol

[@bigmac..]

@@ScreamingDelkims hate forgetting stuff, get twats like me putting their 50p worth in, love the vids mate, I'm bed bound at the min , HUD rats tried mugging me and snapped my knee,so more vids the better mate cheers.

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Lots of those rats about now......... vermin control needed.

[@IanThompsonmohaanozz]

Can we all come next time.

[@ScreamingDelkims]

If you're a veteran mate yeah. If you suffer with CPTSD double yeah 😉😉🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@IanThompsonmohaanozz]

@@ScreamingDelkims i would love to join you,.

[@ScreamingDelkims]

What Regiment mate???

[@BanksideFishing]

Perfect! Day at work, when I get home it’s Tea and Delks time! PS any pike fishing trips coming up fella?

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Hope so mate. Looking for somewhere to go lol

[@BanksideFishing]

@@ScreamingDelkims come to me on the river lad! 🎣

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Where's me????

[@BanksideFishing]

@@ScreamingDelkims river Aire mate, is there any other way I can contact you? Private message etc

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Anywhere near Fairburn Ings?? [e-mail]

[@ockerdom]

Do you identify as a nine bobber 😂🤣, I tell ya what, what a way to spend a night, not having to worry about a bite alarm going off, can't beat it

[@ScreamingDelkims]

Yeah mate. Only have to get up for a midnight grandad piss 😂😂👍👍

[@christopheratkin9574]

Hi their , can you tell me , you don't use British knifes , but use Swedish blades , why is this ???

[@ScreamingDelkims]

I lived in Sweden for 10 years 😉😉

[@englandav1693]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@danh8726]

You should have took Ian chief mushroom id'er and taster 😂😂

[@ScreamingDelkims]

I'd have spent 24 hours telling him off for doing it wrong 😂😂😂

[@danh8726]

@@ScreamingDelkims yeah bruv exactly great viewing for us 😂😂😂

[@danh8726]

@@ScreamingDelkims mind you he'd probably fuxking lose em anyway 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ScreamingDelkims]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂