VG Myths - Can You Beat Super Mario 3D World Without Jumping?

In this episode of VG Myths we take on another jumpless challenge, this time in the Wii U classic Super Mario 3D World!
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Media Sources
Super Mario 3D World
Super Mario Odyssey
Yu-Gi-Oh! (OCG)

[@TripleJump]

9:41 -Isn't this a jump?- Nvm. If you slow it meown, it's the climbing animation.

[@TemmieTem]

I was thinking the same

[@keenanjones4958]

You cheater

[@TYFitz531]

That’s what I thought at first

[@TheBassSinger]

I had to go frame by frame just in case, it is a climbing animation. Having replayed the game myself, even if it is a jump, that area is cat climbable.

[@unmasked569]

No the video is just sped up so when he went to walk off the edge and then climbed up the wall in looked like he jumped

[@x_Bahamut]

*Captain Toad wants to know your location*

[@sniperdiapergirl4997]

Mickle The Nickle CRAP HOW DID HE KNOW

[@Kevin-hu3po]

I bruh

[@christopherjr3297]

How’s he going to get up my stairs if he can’t jump

[@duckduckinator3185]

Christopher Jr Stairs are counted as slopes

[@weirddude928]

Mickle The Nickle like 778 here

[@sightseeing7993]

I hope there's like, one guy at Nintendo who's ensuring that every Mario game made from now on is incredibly difficult but possible to beat without jumping.

[@ravnhaveland9594]

One sec... Jepp, or, WHAT!? Do not hesitate to contact them directly you.

[@richdude297]

*The very first shine in Bowser's Fury would like to know your location*

[@JamesCPotter13]

I can’t wait for a Mario “Jumpman” Mario game with no jumping.

[@vladislav_sidorenko]

@@richdude297 Clearly they just happened to not be involved with the update that patched out it being possible, only the release state of the game.

[@balls_gaming]

ah so THATS why it took 10 years for Mario Wonder to be announced

[@tomipitman]

When you can't travel to a parallel universe so you become a god instead

[@scatological2538]

"GameChamp3000Sucks" "GameChamp3000SucksSucks" *Top 10 Anime Battles*

[@starladthehedgehog7192]

GameChamp3000SucksSucksSucks *Top 10 secret anime villians*

[@DJTileTurnip]

GameChamp3000SucksSucksRules Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

[@dominickeijzer5844]

*Gamechamp3000sucksSucksSucksSucks* Top 10 anime Fourth wall breaks.

[@jayxen994]

GameChamp3000SucksSucksSucksSucksSucksSucks Top 10 Anime Villains that killed the main character with ease

[@mafi7744]

You guys suck man

[@Z-Vee]

Wait, he never discussed the captain toad levels...

[@Z-Vee]

Don't worry, I'm not an idiot, I know not jumping is the entire idea behind these levels.

[@smt64productions40]

*She

[@dtown2868]

Yeah, this is cool and all. But,Can you beat Mario Tennis Aces without swinging your racket?

[@harmonicky3313]

Use Waluigi's massive dong

[@jetnology1758]

Skyward_Strike his DICC is hardened 24/7

[@harmonicky3313]

Or you could just use Dong's dong. It's also expandable and feature length!

[@jetnology1758]

Skyward_Strike don't forgot the dlc they put in now its B L A C C

[@vulkan5790]

Congrats for ascending the mortal realm to expand your brain to complete fuzzy time mine.

[@Plastixbag]

The 'tutorial' for Fuzzy Time Mine is the 2nd best explanation of a Mario level (right next to Watch for Rolling Rocks, 0.5 A Presses)

[@brandonmidkiff8200]

Dev: "It's not creepy if you POST IT PUBLICLY FOR ME TO WATCH DURING MY LUNCH BREAK."

[@barbfromwiisports1165]

I did not expect how detailed that fuzzy time mine explanation would be

[@mango4606]

It ended with "A REAL Toad Cat"

[@PikaSmasha]

'Letting us safely murder everyone'

[@onefungi5866]

Can't you also pop bubbles with the Gamepad?

[@TheOpiumBoyz]

R E L E A S E D O N W I I U

[@ConnorW8]

lol

[@kati.f]

8:33 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

[@Birdpillbird]

me watching for the 5th time: Man, wonder if its possible...

[@explodezluvsu7872]

SOO TRUE

[@insertname4337]

Same

[@jdgamingandfriends5286]

What no this isn’t my 10th time

[@bicillenium4019]

Me watching for the 50th time: *Pathetic*

[@endeavor3406]

Tgis is a good video

[@lolrofl9920]

„Solo Teamwork“ Well that reminds me of school group projects

[@doublegolem5339]

I agree

[@kdevelopergw]

Hey, im not alone.

[@Wizdabest1]

Yes lol

[@buglab2285]

OOF

[@glowingfox704]

Same

[@kirbmaster575]

“Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment the level begins, make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach’s controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety. Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall. Shift your hand, so that you control Peach’s movement with one hand, and your other hand is free to press Mario and Luigi’s bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won’t activate via the touch screen, so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game’s physics. Run on to the crusher just before it’s fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall. At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escaped and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. Surprise plot twist! Right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. Have Mario throw Peach onto one of the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out. If you don’t pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent. This last bounce pad actually works with the touchscreen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them.” -Gamechamp3000

[@flippedmasterguardian]

Highly underrated work

[@kirin1230]

The definition of stress

[@Ishaksonn]

Thank you.

[@charteon9092]

The reason I come back to this video

[@bigoofsushi6979]

@@Dal145 You're safe!

[@Scott95111]

“You can throw yourself onto yourself” Gamechamp3000

[@theluckygamer10]

Owwies ensue

[@trivenitriveni8045]

No

[@uriahp4671]

No

[@Jow64]

~

[@Rising_Lightning]

Epic JJ01 *faint moan from zarbon*

[@d0ge527]

'so as long as you have enough lives you never have to worry about running out of cats' -Gamechamp3000

[@robloxgamerxox]

@Shorddy _973 r/woooooooosh

[@planterbox]

Well they all have nine

[@legoking9079]

@@robloxgamerxox don't be that guy

[@hip2besquare632]

4 players each is cat so nine lives so... um 36 lives so 36 inifinity cats

[@jaydentt]

"As long as you have _9_ lives" is what he should've said.

[@crimsonDestroyer]

Who's up for 3D World + Bowser's Fury jumpless? I know I am.

[@e4ehco21]

Me

[@sleepyferali5984]

Yesss!! >:)

[@the.192]

YESSSS

[@Cheeseslime83]

Omg yesss

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

How different exactly is it going to be?

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

0:54 I forgive you. Your Fuzzy Time Mine run is legendary enough to make up for it

[@Gio-kg4gb]

*Insert generic "A press" joke here*

[@FloweringMajo]

*Insert generic parallel universe joke here*

[@toopienator]

HEY! YOUR THE GUY WHO SAID "An a press is an a press. You can't only say its half" on on of Panenkoek2012's videos

[@winrar3790]

It must be annoying being known only for your A press comment.

[@croc8865]

Insert a press joke

[@iridescent7816]

This was more stressful than Nintendo ever intended a Mario game to be.

[@TLAF923]

What about The Lost Levels?

[@animedweeb8824]

even... AMERICA AMCERICA

[@jessegd6306]

Mario Party would like to have a word...

[@Fenyx_Birb]

Mario Party 1

[@SSM24_]

Everything in this video from 8:04 to 10:13 is pure art, I swear to god.

[@FishGamingReal]

"Im glad you asked"

[@kkkggg19]

@Jimmy Jim I apologise on this cretin heretic's behalf for his sour, blasphemous language.

[@alumag_]

@@jimmyjim4165fuck

[@purge2481]

​@@jimmyjim4165fuck I'm so fucking sorry

[@Gamer-GuyGG64]

What did we learn today? Me: gamechamp is extremely lonely

[@elementalpower8653]

gamer guy LOL

[@TimoIvvie]

gamer guy true

[@accurate9835]

gamer guy

[@cashnelson2306]

gamer guy

[@jokeer722]

gamer guy

[@stolenburrito3758]

can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering a single glitch?

[@maxl.5965]

Stolen Burrito that's impossible.

[@aoeji]

no you cannot. not even gamechamp3000, the practical god of gaming challenges can't do that.

[@Luigi-gz1or]

Speed Boom are you ok it seems like you fell on your head

[@TheLucarioBaoJunior]

Speed Boom You should seriously do a Let’s Play of that. I want to see the game with as little glitches as possible.

[@TailsGaming1999]

Stolen Burrito honestly I played all of sonic story and I only encountered ONE glitch and that was my fault cause i was messing around in the sliver fight AFTER I had beaten it. So i dont get why people were whining so much and i never did manage to beat sliver or shadows since I found them too hard although I do want to someday

[@TheApoke]

Now beat Punch Out without punching.

[@iAlphafox12]

TheApoke how

[@snubcube]

r/woosh

[@iAlphafox12]

lego878 what? How is that a woosh?

[@JamUsagi]

Because it's a joke about suggesting more and more impossible challenges.

[@iAlphafox12]

Jam Usagi ah I see

[@Number_27]

Super Mario 3D World: Captain Toad mode

[@timeforsteve4946]

True

[@mexicantails751]

Dab on dem woody

[@spysoldierscout4562]

*CAT* -ain Toad?

[@quote8743]

DAB POLICE BOTCH -kills dabbing wood-

[@domyeet2684]

bup

[@weirddude928]

The teacher: how did you fail the test it’s wasn’t even confusing The test: 8:33

[@buglab2285]

So easy

[@killerqueen7876]

Shut up Josuke H you had to have Jotaro kill me

[@arturoki4028]

Killer Queen you shut up you can’t even think on your own

[@Steamlazer]

Why is everyone telling everyone to shut up?

[@tobeyreynolds8255]

Weird dude

[@ErikCPianoman]

Can’t believe it’s actually possible. Hats off to you man.

[@mjolnir0676]

Piano Man - Piano Covers THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS BUT IT CANT BE THAT

[@LemonBattery]

Don't you mean.... CATS off to you? Eh? Get it?

[@francoisvankempen]

puppylover 416 damnit i was gonna do that

[@brevinthehouse7807]

puppylover 416 I was aslo going to say dat

[@Crumbite.]

*cats

[@bakedpotatovods8839]

"Copyright infringes our god like cat powers" I like that

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

10:56

[@Yotsuba1]

I like your username

[@thecosmicweb06]

Aren't u able to pop the bubbles with the game pad because....... It's the Wii U

[@Foolbound282]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@blazerthegamer1625]

YEAH!

[@mmoonz_z]

Kham_And_Chesse _ no you can’t ;-; I have one and have the game so oof

[@Bugged_Bread]

@@mmoonz_z I actually have tried it. It actually works.

[@iiomqitzjensonplaysminecra5215]

Also you can climb a wall under the bubble

[@sackfu7952]

"This challenge run is sadly ONLY about game mechanics and not a war against the fundamental idea of elevating one's self via leg movement" Gamechamp truly has such a ways with words

[@janko9786]

Next video: Can you beat Captain Toad Treasure Tracker without jumping?

[@imnotnolan4817]

Totally impossible

[@atomicranks2371]

BlackHole360 r/woosh

[@danhenry7431]

OF COURSE NOT U FOOL! :P TOAD CAN ONLY JUMP, HE CANT JUST WALK! Im just kidding of course, to actually anwser, yes u can, the whole game revolves around him not being able to jump

[@goosedaddy5565]

Dan Henry whoooooooooooooooosh

[@taylorjohnson3077]

Goosechild double woosh! of course he knows it's a joke. He even had the joke answer in the beginning.

[@hayden752]

Wait. Can’t you pop a bubble using the OHHHHH ITS A WII U

[@hayden752]

I tried it and you can’t. But you CAN use a character climbing onto a wall and up it to pop a character without jumping.

[@mocheymice3449]

Hmm you have a point. But you have to trigger that action using the jump button

[@mocheymice3449]

Wait

[@mocheymice3449]

You my friend are just pure genius

[@lolthisismyhandlenow]

you can use the touch screen

[@holidayhome1541]

8:33, WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!! X|O|O O|X|X AHHH, UUUHHHH!!!! X|O|X

[@jerg]

Holiday Home I love myself a good spongebob reference

[@thelasercow8670]

Yeah, that must have been hard, first odyesey with two controllers in one hand

[@alwaysavibe216]

wait........... do we have to wear pickle jars

[@thesaber903]

I thought of Charles the French

[@davidworley5254]

@@thesaber903 same

[@ShelloJelloASMR]

8:32 When a class nerd answers a complicated math question

[@saulcuthbertson7248]

I read this just as he said it xD.

[@Thaio]

*I'M GLAD YOU ASKED*

[@amem_candyu]

Pretty much! :)

[@ShelloJelloASMR]

@@amem_candyu WAIT HOW DID YOU FIND THIS COMMENT

[@pizzatime4024]

As a nerd can confirm

[@AmeButCool]

You are...EXTREMELY dedicated to these challenges. But can you beat the wind waker without sailing

[@TheBlueWizzrobe]

Imagine Wagons Yes you can actually! It's totally possible to just swim everywhere without a boat using a super swimming glitch, and that's actually how current world record speedrunners do it

[@AmeButCool]

The Blue Wizzrobe I know about the glitch however I figured there may be some points in the run where it wouldn't be able to help. Especially the temple that's basically all water however maybe I'm wrong and it would work everywhere

[@rileykurtz1803]

That gets skipped in the speedrun. I recommend watching one to see the power of some of the glitches, even in the HD remake!

[@TotalMJV]

Holy crap I was really confused and thought you were me for a second.

[@nvxxiii7824]

Dovahkiin Wagonborn Lmao

[@ysq2722]

Guys, I've realized something.. *IT'S THE WII U*

[@nr...nickrivers5619]

"TRIGERD" MY WII IS BROKEN BECAUSE I ALWAYS MOVE WHEN IM AFK

[@Pps985]

Yes it is I have one, its fun

[@elzeeablo6324]

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEA*

[@BeesBox9476]

Its THE WIIU *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@antontheultimatesmashfan7538]

AAAAAAAHHHHH

[@ooka7705]

Nintendo: We are breaking out our new Nintendo character, PRINCESS MACARONI AND CHEESE

[@aryan-gi1hw]

lol

[@antoinegaming936]

Yesssssssssssss

[@BJGvideos]

Wouldn't be surprised if Adventure Time had one of those. They had Hotdog Princess and Princess Bubblegum after all.

[@miimiiandco]

Macaroni and Cheese for Smash.

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

I see the person who did the English subtitles had some fun with it.

[@viviblue7277]

How do?

[@viviblue7277]

So*

[@RuleroftheSandcastle]

@@viviblue7277 They were funny, but it isn't anymore.

[@jacoblester5822]

@@RuleroftheSandcastle aww

[@nibyafternight1983]

@@RuleroftheSandcastle sad day in the game champ community

[@bldhf]

Wait, you never proved that the _Captain Toad_ levels are possible jumpless!

[@bldhf]

r/wooosh ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[@dexiedoo_octo]

@@Lycandii if you knew it was a joke... Why correct them?

[@micahsimpson9091]

-_-

[@shadedcycle]

Captain Toad can't jump... IDIOT. (this may get r/woooshed)

[@reneruyssenaars4631]

@@shadedcycle r/whooooooosh

[@khaotikrypt]

Time to pull out our secret weapon. *Macaroni and Cheese*

[@Phoej.]

OOOOHHH SHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

[@khaotikrypt]

yaa

[@otesunki]

*M A C A R O N I A N D C H E E S E*

[@zwhitbrad2148]

i don't get it

[@otesunki]

@@zwhitbrad2148 thats what he (not she!) said in the video

[@parzival8108]

Did you just say "good meowning?" i approve

[@sheep7220]

I think this a purrfectly good comment

[@mudkip4101]

I think Super Mario 3D World is a *purrrfect* game

[@StormyTanner-number1storm]

@Cat Mario Where where you in this jumpless run?

[@annadoesroblox6205]

Too... many... cat puns

[@chermak79]

Love it comment

[@beel_sona]

“By now you’ll probably also want to restock on cats” If that ain’t a mood

[@gulfgiggleanimations4472]

-VG Myths Can You Beat Captain Toad Without Jumping-

[@Fainbu]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@stormsnake1017]

I was legit about to say that lol

[@optimisticcharizard602]

BayLaugh Animations wothout toad?

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

No. It’s impossible.

[@DodgeThatAttack]

Can you beat captain toad without turnips? Wait nvm, level 2

[@jack171380]

Coming off next episode, *Can You Beat Real Life Without Breathing?*

[@i_am_anxious0247]

jack171380 isnt beating real life dieing? Oh, this is gonna be easy, just take a newborn and take away all oxygen.

[@altaparks3627]

Pi is the best babies don't die they speed run life.

[@ProdBy.JayLo3]

Now ima have to delete my comment

[@Warhawk-kf9mx]

Does a tracheostomy count?

[@riahlexington]

jack171380 no you cannot

[@fluffyeevee383]

Legit how long did it take for you to just get audio for Fuzzy Time Mine without tripping on your words?

[@ravnhaveland9594]

I will guess, 5893267 years. ON THE SPOTT!

[@connorconnor2421]

he sped it up don't r/woooosh me

[@robloxgamerxox]

i can talk quickly without tripping on my words

[@connorconnor2421]

betrayal...

[@Joel-qo6gt]

@Dovahkiin Dragonborn Fus Ro Dah! *Skyrim trailer intensifies*

[@turtle9646]

me when i'm planning a gym battle in Pokemon: 8:33

[@connorcheshire2274]

That's not funny

[@redfoxeli7488]

Conner who asked. Austin good joke

[@ToadisBest]

The result: doesn't work

[@A_Random_Rat]

Lol

[@rxlu]

The result : gym leader spams full restores

[@KarmaStar]

“This run is absolutely catastrophic...” Did you just...

[@ggles.]

Oh he just all right

[@toonboy2041]

AUGH!

[@xdrasilx9639]

HEHEHEHEEHH

[@HoTuKevinVert]

Omg I love it

[@camix3657]

Why?

[@maddieq.9839]

Awesome. Now, beat Breath of The Wild without breathing.

[@blueberrymilk]

Without Breathing in the Wild... make it slightly less impossible

[@crazedtech7488]

Liam LaForest is this a whoosh or am i mistaken

[@blueberrymilk]

Crazedtech It simultaneously is and isn't a joke.

[@dwayneparsons1333]

Beat Breath of the Wild without using any weapons.

[@berdus8658]

Dwayne Parsons you cant

[@imagaintwonkabar4384]

I like how some people posted endgame plot details online before the movie even came out, while VG myths puts a spoiler warning for a Mario game from 2013

[@TheGeladoo]

Ikr, I wish everyone on the internet was this considerate with spoilers.

[@janko1]

Worse than endgame spoilers

[@petermarsella6537]

At Nintendo: Guy 1: okay, so we made the levels. Any more ideas? Guy 2: did we make it possible to beat without jumps? Guy 1: GENIUS! You're getting a promotion! Everyone else, you're fired.

[@epikitee2186]

Yep, that's probably exactly what happened.

[@petermarsella6537]

TheReaLegorun I watch his videos a lot so chances are I saw that video, and forgot I saw it but remembered the basic joke. Or something like that

[@woepdiecat]

Lol

[@swaggymeowmeow]

Seppen Obushidian is that an odd1sout refference?

[@Teddu-]

Logan D you just ruined the joke

[@jakimoretti7771]

10:51 "Your honor she said she was 17"

[@BDawg_383]

Jaki Moretti O H

[@blueshell292]

OH NO

[@KaminariHouse]

@@blueshell292 Well hey, 16 is legal in the UK.

[@TStewart1973]

XD

[@BitchChill]

I don't get it

[@s0.diviine]

11:50 *what are you looking at toad?*🤔

[@jakeofnotrades13579]

Something peachy

[@lettuceman3848]

An ass

[@Unknown17228]

en jevel no cussing

[@snorIaxatives]

Bc Gacha P Just asking, when was no cursing an official rule for KZbin?

[@Unknown17228]

Not Exactly A Human Being I’m 8 and quite

[@DylanJenkins]

There is a way to see what counts as a jump. The Red/Blue panels. When you "JUMP" they switch. In 3d land, Wall jumps are jumps. If you add these to water levels, you could see if swimming is actually jumping

[@simplyNKH]

Wait so what about todette

[@Sylvio_Gaming]

@@simplyNKHnot in this game

[@Deadpool-ts3tq]

Teacher: Ok class, this is important for the exam, attention please My mind: 8:33

[@ravnhaveland9594]

MYMIND!

[@i.l.mp100]

Yes.

[@arandompieceofinternettras6461]

I would like, but it's at 69. Nice

[@heatherhanlon2799]

@@arandompieceofinternettras6461 nice

[@jmackpa30]

A random piece of internet trash nice

[@chisecrecy4974]

Now do Champion's Road without jumping.

[@bryenwang4836]

Voltage21 ohgawd

[@tyler9039]

He does a bit at the end SOMEHOW

[@smoov22_sonic]

Yeah I’d want to see the later levels

[@Memorialmemeries]

Voltage21 it’s impossible...no joke...I’m gonna be proved wrong...

[@mayor1277]

There were 69 likes. “We’re” AHAHAHAHA I’m sorry I had to do it.

[@snakeoil2155]

Fun fact: Jumping was invented when thomas jump tried to stand twice

[@dust2ether]

True story.

[@t-bird6853]

Not true. When I googled "Thomas Jump" i couldn't find anything on it.

[@flompmcdomp4996]

T-Bird you’re an idiot

[@t-bird6853]

Says the person with the username "Flomp Mc Domp"!

[@flompmcdomp4996]

T-Bird yes, the person with the name flomp mc domp said that you’re an idiot

[@Pughead21]

8:31 2 Years later and this is still the most complicated fast talking explanation

[@oriolejb9774]

It's not too complicated. I managed to get it after 3 (hundred) attempts and probably only watched it 2 (0) times

[@dragonsswarm1987]

Is it still intelligible at 2× speed?

[@Asiago9]

@@dragonsswarm1987 Yes

[@MelodyTCG]

You could've tapped the bubble o. The gamepad

[@JimInput]

Hahahaha

[@VMan776]

He must have forgotten that the game is on the Wii U

[@Courg]

You can’t. He stremed the final boss and said that you can’t pop the bubbles.

[@MelodyTCG]

Courage Bot worked 4 me

[@insanegamer2885]

Chandler Kristoff it doesn’t count as a jump though :)

[@the_real_Leandrilson]

Now you should try to complete Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker without jum... Oh wait

[@Javii1]

😂

[@lukecollis9634]

Playing that without jumping is impossible

[@jacobiogaming]

UMM YEAH

[@acesamm]

disliked....... but liked Leandro’s comment.

[@austerchannel8734]

don’t pretend I don’t know what that game is.

[@ChickenNuggets-jf5uf]

4:10 “Decently close shave with timer” *One second left*

[@Rilobster]

I can't wait for the eventual episode of VG Myths that is "can you live without breathing"

[@HyLion]

But... what counts as breathing?

[@Rilobster]

The Gaming Lion ah shit call the semantic police

[@Rilobster]

David Franco *S E M A N T I C S*

[@SegaJennesiss]

you could go the rest of your life without breathing, but it would just be a lot shorter

[@icemage3751]

SirRilic In what Game You said a VG myth VG stands for Video Games

[@daneelaart]

VG Myths: Can you play as Waluigi in Smash Ultimate?

[@JustABroom]

Miis

[@Meliathequeer]

👌

[@daneelaart]

ok, this should be obvious that miis don't count

[@marlosuper]

mods

[@nintendold]

the clip of her saying "macaroni and cheese" is one of those little things in life that everyone should appreciate

[@senzasmentalissues474]

Her?

[@nintendold]

@@senzasmentalissues474 yea, her pronouns are she/they

[@SpairM]

@@Aeroezz no, Gamechamps pronouns are she/they, check the “about” page

[@SpairM]

@@Aeroezz literally, check the goddamn about page it literally says “non binary (She/they please :)”

[@SpairM]

@@Aeroezz no, they’re non binary with she/they pronouns

[@not_aeo]

Complete capitan toad without jumping.

[@robthebuilder2966]

So basically play the game

[@dust2ether]

dog cat gamers Yes. That is the joke.

[@satiricallikestocomment7342]

dog cat gamers I gave up on level 1

[@eletriconicalgamogamers8686]

so hard omg

[@Quartzer.]

Impossible in the first level there's a bottomless pit.

[@ello-olle]

4:03 ‘Littered with cats’. LITTERED. Like cat litter? ;)

[@floorfan1081]

12:15 this challenge was *CAT*-astrophic

[@cbarre9937]

Haha

[@treat6474]

-how do I delete someone else’s comment?-

[@ello-olle]

BeastMode Fox yeah

[@saxaf]

It's group of cats is called a Litter so it works either way

[@TheAdvertisement]

I wonder what Nintendo was thinking when making that fuzzy time mine level. “Oh this’ll be a fun unique level, won’t be too hard.”

[@adudewhodonmeykvids3059]

It isn't really that hard if you could jump

[@TheAdvertisement]

A dude who don meyk vids That’s the point.

[@neilisbored2177]

It just blows my mind, like, what were they thinking? Keep going into AVGN gear, gotta tone it down...

[@agentblackbird9435]

The water version in World Flower gave me and my brother so much trouble when we first played the game.

[@Corviidei]

TheAdvertisement I like how everyone complains that Mario games are too easy but then

[@theREALsilviautism]

Teacher: Ok students, let's socialize the test to see the right answers! Also Teacher: 8:33 Everyone lost that exam...

[@snorange14]

i wonder who this guy is

[@anthonyperez128]

I swear to God every single time I watch one of your videos it seems like it's an action movie

[@albond]

Anthony Perez *aN action movie

[@prot07ype87]

an*

[@Awsomrockman]

Can you beat new super Mario Bros 2 without collecting a single coin?

[@keshunsessoms9766]

No

[@99powerbreaker]

You can.

[@starladthehedgehog7192]

Oh fucc

[@chaos_blue1089]

Can you beat Kirby Star Allies without getting any 1-UPs?

[@jacobiogaming]

...../0_0\..... I DUNNO BRUH

[@dmas7749]

3:54 jokes on you i don't have 1000 or more ATK

[@salty_c7681]

Impressive.

[@darkgachamaker573]

FOOL I SACRIFICE 1000 LIFE POINTS TO ACTIVATE MY SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT TO SAVE MY DARK MAGICIAN

[@imhereforthememes500]

So captain toad with power ups?

[@connorconnor2421]

How had this no replies

[@pershonproductions2890]

Catptain toad

[@kijja4495]

Catpain

[@pershonproductions2890]

keknation it’s a cat pun

[@TheRealDoob]

moana characters just now a thing that it's captain toad

[@pensamiento3867]

So... Luigi wins 3D World by being carried around by a blue toad?

[@shade467]

Luigi always wins by doing absolutely nothing.

[@chrismcneil5169]

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

[@Courg]

7:12 Official Gamechamp Floor and Wii U box reveal. We already had a hand reveal.

[@kepiadina]

Courage Bot time for the nose reveal

[@joelmanu9780]

Voice reveal at 200k

[@oumondragon]

Hair reveal coming soon

[@shleemyd8169]

oh my god

[@shleemyd8169]

credit card number review

[@orangehat1924]

5:56 "letting us safely murder everyone"

[@the.192]

5:53

[@darkbrick9098]

entering four player mode at the exact moment the level begins make tode enter his bottle hold up on peaches controler with your pinky while you take another controler to take mario throw luigi to safety kill the goomba then throw the peach on the wall shift your hands so you control peaches movement with one hand and your other hand is free to press mario and luigis buble balloon at exactly 381 on the timer abuse a little in depth in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with peach the bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken and wont activate by a touchscreen so instead we need to abuse a quark in a game physics when onto the crusher just before its fully retracted this causes peach to go airborn rather then walking down the little slope giving just barely enough height to lach onto the wall at the seesaw player is super stressfull waiting until 345 at which toad finaly escapes and has just enough time to use his high stress to get peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud allowing you to climb past the second you will have exactly one moment to relax before entencialy duming yourself within the above death trap suprise plottwist right in the neck of time mario and luigi escape their bubles with luigi sacrifising his time to save mario and peach have mario throw peach on top of the boxes and break one of them to give peach a little more space to work with on top of the block to reach high to reacharge then grab onto the wall then climb up to the seesaw get of the seesaw at the top of it and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climbing can by running at the beggining then letting go of the jump button just before peach tires out if you dont pititfully slide down that means you made it onto an ofscreen ledge take an another short break for the screen to catch up then continue your assand this last bounce pad actualy works with the touchscreen thank god so get up to the area inside the crushers waiting for your chance when they are fully retracted to climg up to them after that ultimatly dissterfull assult on your brain requaring samotesmoius use of four controlers you will finaly discover that everything you just did was completly pointless and you are dumed take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaningless of exsisntence as the death you spend soo much time avoiding finaly naah im just kidding you are safe I spend 20 minutes making this lol i have no life

[@xlunardreams7108]

hhh first-

[@alicetycable6107]

Second Mario game ever seems to have been (not Super) Mario Bros.

[@oreole9608]

(Slight speed-up) Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment level begins, make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach's controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety. Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall. Shift your hand, so that you control Peach's movement with one hand, and your other hand free to press Mario and Luigi's bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won't activate via touch screen, so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game's physics. Run on to the crusher just before it's fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall. At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escapes and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. *Surprise plot twist* right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. [RIP LUIGI] Have Mario throw Peach onto the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out. If you don't pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. [YAY!] Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent. (Normal speed) This last bounce pad actually works with the touch screen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them. After that, ultimately stressful assault on your brain, requiring simultaneous use of 4 controllers, You'll finally discover that everything you just did was completely pointless and you are DOOMED! Take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence as the death you spend so long avoiding finally *chuckle* NAH I'M KIDDING! You're safe! I did this in much less time because i used the captions

[@BanDana-D]

Antoś Guziński z

[@archiesmith3100]

I spent twenty minutes reading it 😂

[@thekoopaking3062]

So basically, it’s captain toad mode? Edit: Holy cat... over 100 likes... this is my most liked comment on KZbin! I think. But thank you all!!

[@Benjamin9]

The Koopa King but with the cat suit

[@jacobiogaming]

yeah and no Yeah: Because NO JUMPING!! No: Because Captain Toad Cannot Throw Or Climb So.. YEAH/NO

[@GRXC13sOldAccount]

The Koopa King HAHAHAHAHA GENIUS

[@mark6531]

yup

[@miletilblight2181]

Yes but less turnips

[@Iinneus]

This is something I've done before and it's made me love the game so much more for how creatively you can get through it, so... *The Wind Waker without the Sword* Mind you, this isn't _actually_ possible. The final boss alone does not take damage from anything other than the sword. However, seeing what you can do to get the sword usage down as low as possible would be really fun to see in a video! The biggest surprise to me was how one has to fight the bosses. I'd love to see your reactions to that!

[@Gamechamp3000]

... and we now officially have a Wind Waker myth to save for later. Super arigatou. B]

[@EsoiTheGrumpyMawile]

phantom ganon will be a problem as well, I have tested (he doesn't take damage fron the ordon sword either)

[@bradenskaggs5350]

I don't believe you can beat most Zelda Games swordless, since usually Ganon requires swinging the Master Sword to kill

[@Charcoal190]

Fun fact: At first, I didn't know I could attack Gohma with the sword, I would just throw the grappling hook in its eye over and over again

[@Mad_sturn.]

0:00 “Good meowning everybody” Me: but it’s night-

[@oshenrandall2203]

and thats why failboats old intro was good morning good night or good afternoon depending on your time zone

[@redfoxeli7488]

yeah

[@softpaw6234]

@@oshenrandall2203 what if it's evening or noon?

[@paperpopper2586]

So now every level is a Captain Toad level it looks like.

[@epikitee2186]

Well, a Captain Toad level with cats...

[@furballtheraichumovedaccou6095]

Is that mostly why he chose Toad?

[@epikitee2186]

Actually, I think he chose Toad because Toad is the fastest character and the strongest character in the game. However, he's also the worst jumper, which is only a limitation on any other type of playthrough.

[@LubuzzD]

This video's beautiful. Thank you!

[@lisapremiere]

how

[@thelasercow8670]

Hmmmm, ITS A GAME WHERE YOU JIMP AND YOU DONT HAVE A HAT

[@P.V.3606]

10:58 "NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!"

[@alanfam1263]

It’s actually 10:56

[@pierrederonet8478]

@@alanfam1263 rude

[@alanfam1263]

@@Imhungry36 Shut. Stop spamming.

[@leyh9]

@@pierrederonet8478 how is that rude?

[@sophiebubbles07]

What a reference

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

Who's here after Bowser became a giant furry?

[@supahnoodles3893]

That's in base game in wii u

[@endeavor3406]

He became a furry in base game Fury Bowser is just a black bowser

[@criticalkat3958]

**We need to stock up on cats**

[@sirboringname]

The great words of an 80 year old

[@theneighborhoodidiot7768]

Nintendo: New mechanic for levels; No jumping! GameChamp3000: Am I a joke to you?

[@Hugman]

Can't you explode the players' bubbles with the touch screen?

[@gengavari9460]

Hugman im sure you can shake the wiimote aswell

[@thegreatjman1999]

He forgot he was playing a game on the Wii U

[@LazyGyro]

I thought you could pop them with the touch screen. and I think shaking the remote might only move the bubble closer to the other players.

[@flux3636]

8:09 me: this level is impossible without jumping 8:35: *Its big brain time*

[@wyldegi]

Next video: *"Can you beat Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker without jumping?"* 😂 *Okay, I'll stop.*

[@Redpanda-oe3qj]

I don't know Maybe not 🤣🤣🤣

[@HanSanwich]

No way. That’s impossible.

[@LoneStar_14]

Im 99% sure thats *_impossible_*

[@command_blockling_400mc9]

lol

[@totally_a_box]

it will be the best video ever!!!

[@dannynale8745]

-Shit this part seems impossible- -without jumping, runs over guys- hey guys. this is on the Wii U. the gamepad has *touch controls*

[@dg_777player5]

Are you going to show the full jumpless run ?

[@gamerzftw5342]

I think it's on twitch

[@dg_777player5]

GAMERZFTW534 Thank you for informing me

[@gamerzftw5342]

No problem :)

[@marioaguilar3343]

PORTUGAL PLAYER ^

[@dg_777player5]

Mario Aguilar What do you mean ?

[@rafaelpereiragomes1735]

10:25 You: Try this impossibly hard level Me: I rather be arrested by the police.

[@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote]

Some Ideas: Can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering any glitches? Can you beat Sonic Boom without getting eye cancer? Can you beat Sonic Lost World without losing faith in Sonic’s future? Can you beat Sonic Mania without gaining faith in Sonic’s future? Can you beat Sonic without running?

[@yasenmohsen3426]

...I wanna tell you something...IT'S NO USE!

[@celerity910]

06 Glitchless is impossible. Knuckles and Rouge Glue Wall makes sure of it.

[@studio2251]

Can you beat Sonic Colours without experiencing pure joy?

[@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote]

*Studio 2* Yes. Just squeeze lemons into one eye and really itchy stuff in the other, snap rat traps on your nipples, and put your testicles in a pain machine that activates in random intervals of time, and finally, have the people you love most held hostage with a chance of dying. Once you beat the game, everyone will be free and you will have all of your pain contraptions removed. So you better get to playing. And that is how you beat Sonic Colors without experiencing pure joy :)

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

- Probably not - Yes - Yes - Yes - No

[@donkeyhell2358]

“I’m so sorry Henry” Dear lord I love that reference

[@langustenwurst]

@@glitchy7152 late explainer dude here. It's a Mario Meme referencing the video Sm64 - watch for rolling rocks - 0,5 a presses (commentated) by pannenkoek2012. Srsly check it out it's hilarious and amazing kind of like these VG-Myth Videos.

[@rekingroblox4481]

8:33 When you have no friends to tell them this complicated explanation liek if u cri evrytiem;-;

[@forcesofnaturepokevids]

8:33 Write it down 😅

[@urijaha7044]

I tried watching this at 2x speed. *I couldn’t understand a single word

[@gavinbrown216]

Urijah Armstrong I made out “thank god”

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

U can have 4 controllers

[@feral7225]

"good meowning everybody" -_-

[@JTheMelon]

Next Video: Can you beat Captain Toad without jumping? *Oh wait*

[@ravnhaveland9594]

No whoos, ok? 😅

[@catsarefluffy9047]

You have fallen for the classical blunder r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@nowausa1]

CAPTAIN TOAD CANNOT EVEN JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

[@stEv3900]

@@nowausa1 r/woooosh

[@walaaelsadig7797]

It’s easy

[@yungwhippin]

Gamechamp: alright lets make a vid can you beat mario 3d world without jumping *Captain Toad wants to know your location*

[@mmoonz_z]

You did not say a long jump is a jump. Me: *plays the game while long jumping* Also me: I have cheated the system.

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Uh, you're pressing the JUMP button, aren't you? Long JUMPS require you to crouch while running and JUMP. Keyword: JUMP. He did say almost any action triggered with the press of the jump button is considered a jump.

[@BrashFoil7]

Yes, he said ALMOST any action triggered with the jump button. Keyword: ALMOST.

[@Joel-qo6gt]

@@badgertheboss1273 r/itswooooshwith4os

[@byallofthelaws2723]

R/woooosh

[@Mellalow_Axolotl]

Nice.