Vi Hart's Kitchen: Eggs

[@josef5600]

This gave me eggxiety.

[@victorialynn6004]

😁Good one

[@micahyang3395]

Having an eggsistential crisis?

[@victorialynn6004]

Always

[@MattPalka]

Eggcelent pun.

[@King_Sh4rk]

We should add eggtra puns to this comment

[@kamronhoolock7955]

Only Vi would record making breakfast, repeat one word over and over, then upload it to KZbin. And still make it more interesting than most of the shite out there.

[@Leeland554]

So true

[@dragoncat2139]

* claps * yup, and that's why she's awesome!

[@minimooster7258]

What about last sentence

[@jazzy_jz]

Also "hmm"

[@zeroichiro9506]

Kamron Hoolock Yep XD

[@TheTheads0]

This video speaks to me on a deep and spiritual level

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I agree. This is one of the most eggsistential videos I've ever seen.

[@hideandseek558]

+Conway79 that was an eggcellent pun

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

mementomori​ You are eggstremely kind.

[@labrador_dali]

holy! visionary! angelic! eggstatic!

[@ghostie3150]

Eggs.

[@AshNight1214]

Your mind must be a fascinating and terrifying place. I'd like to visit.

[@40watt53]

can i be your plus 1

[@kablanq4673]

Wyatt Nooodles and a plus one more?

[@cheshire183]

Plus π, please.

[@DE23]

Bill Cipher would be scared

[@yurtnurtgarr]

E J S E

[@Alan7moore]

Great tutorial on how to make an egg sandwich. I rate it eggs/eggs

[@jeffirwin7862]

eggs/chicken would watch again

[@joeybroda9167]

So you rate it a 1?

[@thulyblu5486]

For tutorials about eggs on youtube, I recommend the channel "HowToBasic"

[@suziebelle4113]

I rate it tem outta tem! yaya!

[@woodfur00]

+Joey Broda No, dummy. Eggs is 12. Itchy is 1. I rate the video 12/15.

[@nsimba_777]

Sounds like a Pokemon called Eggs saying it's name all the time 😂

[@theMillieBun]

so exeggcute? :P

[@nsimba_777]

+The Ninty Gamer That's a good name! These eggs certainly got eggsecuted

[@pjanefune7747]

+Nsimba S. that's an actual pokemon😐😐😐😐

[@nsimba_777]

+pjane fune You're right ._.

[@dragoncat2139]

+pjane fune whenever you come across one, nickname it Vi Hart

[@grimm5354]

wait what is she making she never mentioned it

[@ninar2111]

RYAN ROSS IS GOOD!

[@lulashlyn728]

Ryan Ross Is bad an eggcellent sandwich

[@really-quite-exhausted]

Ryan Ross Is bad It's about bread I think

[@oliviatilleman8055]

I think its about the souls of the innocent.

[@chairischair1260]

Ryan Ross Is bad eggs

[@jojogape]

This is what happens when a) you replace all the sounds in Real Life v2.0.16 with eggs.ogg or b) you let Vihart do the same drugs as HowToBasic.

[@yogsoy]

I think you're referring to the game outside. (ftfy)

[@dylanrcea4501]

I like the part where she says egg

[@daniellemiller3611]

oh yeah that part and the part where she says eggs was quite good too, wouldn't you agree ( lol )

[@dylanrcea4501]

Danielle Miller it was very good

[@eidechsebernstein954]

Me too!

[@abcrtzyn]

Why that part was so much better then when she said eggs

[@jermniccanlas]

actually my favourite part was when she said eggs

[@vexthepichu226]

This video is eggcellent

[@benbradley_123]

Eggstremely eggcellent!

[@willtheconqueror6030]

eggactly

[@bucketgeared7639]

I EGGree, really these puns CRACKED me up, come on KETCHUP and MUSTARD up some courage! Whoops YOLKS on me now! OLIVE puns. but I probably have better things to do with my THYME! I love puns a WATT. Puns puns puns.

[@mariagloria5775]

Vex the Pichu eggxactly

[@giacomopamio1191]

A regular joke from a regular show

[@tinysurvivor4663]

This needs to be a regular series. On another note, I think this video is about eggs

[@pianobooks42]

Really? I thought it was about cows.

[@tinysurvivor4663]

Man I totally missed the point of video. Clearly about cows.

[@daniellemiller3611]

+Richard Huynh lol

[@Maxander2001]

If you watch Cowspiracy on Netflix, for example, you might realize it truly is about cows, eggs and extinction. Not much that matters follows extinction, for the exinct. :)

[@feenyxblue]

Maxander2001 don't you mean eggtinction?

[@leahlichtenstein8319]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who repetitively says egg when I'm cracking eggs

[@aSlimyDragon]

Quality content. Definitely worth watching multiple times. At a time.

[@tesshess]

How to deal with ADHD: Step One: Make a video of whatever is on your mind Step Two: Upload it Step Three: PROFIT

[@MichaelPaoli]

Don't forget to narrate what's on your mind along with it. ;-)

[@cmb9173]

How to be Vi Hart: Step One: Make a video of whatever is on your mind Step Two: Upload it Step Three: PROFIT

[@jesuistahmid]

probably a dash of ocd as well

[@trungkiennguyen9193]

Or u can go to camp halfblood :)

[@joelamckenna]

I have a problem... however : you won"T judge me

[@woodfur00]

She's either a pokémon or a Dalek, I can't tell.

[@eduardocortez476]

Dalek, cuz their smart

[@erikziak1249]

And have a plunger instead of an arm... Imagine ViHart with plungers without arms. Now I need to stop laughing...

[@eidechsebernstein954]

Well, I'll have to quote +Elchi King (Maddemaddigger) "Eggs...ter-mi-nate?"

[@dragoncat2139]

I say she's both!

[@ElchiKing]

+Crookshanks Is Awesome Thanks for the credit :)

[@nethangarvey1293]

I'm having a eggtensal crisis

[@denim8932]

Nethan Garvey eggsistensial

[@nethangarvey1293]

gamertrash​ piss off

[@denim8932]

k

[@vm6615]

Nethan Garvey Dan?

[@bucketgeared7639]

I EGGree, really these puns CRACKED me up, come on KETCHUP and MUSTARD up some courage! Whoops YOLKS on me now! OLIVE puns. but I probably have better things to do with my THYME! I love puns a WATT. Puns puns puns.

[@elijahwagner9881]

Can someone write down the lyrics for me? Thanks.

[@luminary535]

Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

[@terryendicott2939]

Is this a yoke?

[@eduardocortez476]

And then garnish with a lighting bolt...and bird

[@LughSummerson]

Never mind the song. What was that she was cooking?

[@terryendicott2939]

*Lugh Summerson She was cooking toast.

[@tigerlewis7370]

"and now we garnish with a lightning bolt, and a bird" I laugh so easily!

[@keyofamajor]

why is it called "WhoopAss"

[@mattymattmo7870]

Cause she is gonna open a can of whoop ass on you

[@dhx27]

Benny C. Lol when the reply has more likes than your comment

[@willtheconqueror6030]

its a can of spices: www.teenytinyspice.com/organic-whoopass/

[@kusanagi-no-tachi5303]

Ivy Lol

[@jazzy_jz]

"Flavor of the United States", haha

[@cedeelbe]

Eggs isn't a real word anymore.

[@Prof_Granpuff]

Honestly as a math major this is the most relatable video on the entire internet

[@felynecomrade]

I'm scared, but at the same time... ready for enlightenment. Vihart is clearly in tune to some extradimensional wavelength that the rest of us can't even fathom. We do not understand, and perhaps we never will- in any case, we must listen. (or, some Pokémon were just fried and put into a sandwich, then garnished with a lightning bolt. AND A BIRD)

[@peterg.mainetti9871]

This video has been brought to you by: HowToBasic Also, why are there Dutch subtitles? Considering she's saying *about* one word, Dutch has a need to spit out 10s of different words

[@OrangeC7]

Peter Mainetti LOL

[@Postcinct]

Did you just open a can of whoopass?

[@bronwenbelmont3990]

wen ur an egg

[@k54ltyd28]

I'm a what?

[@yogsoy]

+k54ltyd2 a egg, an a bluddy gud wun at dat

[@sillyfly9530]

Well, thanks a lot Ms. Hart! Now the word "Eggs" has lost all meaning for me!

[@GBloxers]

I forgot what eggs meant for a brief second.

[@theITGuy-no3nt]

What a charming video. The super random bit is that I own that exact set of plates and it startled me a bit to see "my plate" in a Vi Hart vid. :)

[@CSmyth-]

My new favourite thing is showing this video to people who don't already know Vihart, just to watch their reaction :P

[@asm_nop]

There is a fine line between creativity and being batshit crazy. Vi, you do very well at skirting very close to the edge! love your videos!

[@dragoncat2139]

I thought she was/is that line.....

[@sylvy16]

0:40 The continuous non stop repeating of eggs is weirdly comforting and relaxing to me.

[@alexbrow9026]

I wish my eggs made this notice when cooking

[@kalikaku5954]

This triggered my ASMR, not gonna lie.

[@pheonexia]

parts of it were like watching someone from an infomercial trying to make an egg sandwich, but with the sound of that same person saying "eggs" over and over again layered over it. 10/10

[@NoobixCube]

Where did you get the eggs for the souffles?

[@ElchiKing]

Eggs...ter-mi-nate?

[@anyaremann3387]

+Elchi King (Maddemaddigger) EGGS

[@minimooster7258]

DID YOU HAVE TO POKE THAT WOUND OPEN?

[@yogsoy]

Soufflé gril

[@vedasoleil1416]

OH MY FANDOMS

[@ramonelastname5811]

I swear, I watched this *once* months ago and it just kind of became part of my thought process. I didn’t even like eggs that much... And now I love them.

[@NonTwinBrothers]

Vi Hart's Kitchen is my favorite cooking show!

[@MrRishik123]

Not my proudest fap. Though no regrets.

[@user-bh6yj7df9r]

._. dafuq

[@notachannle]

Surprise is not necessary, this is the internet.

[@tothm129]

ikr, either he is a troll or an idiot. either way you can't talk to him about his behavior

[@torresmat10]

This comment could have been a lot worse but you chose to be triggered by something as small as a man's masturbatory habits with eggs.

[@user-bh6yj7df9r]

I don't know what I started by simply showing that I thought that this comment was strange, but whatever it is, just know: This could and most likely is a joke, I'm not capable of knowing for sure, but if it's true, you do you man. I'm not going to sit here and criticize a persons fetish just because I believe it's peculiar.

[@MergatroidS]

So we just gonna ignore that she opened up a can of whoopass? iight

[@ttipekul]

If you pierce the edge of the raised bit of the white then it will flow outwards to cover more area and be thinner. That makes the egg cook better as you don't burn the bottom while trying to get the top to cook.

[@mags7542]

I feel like you’d be good at ASMR! Some of the stuff you do makes me relax or feel sleepy and I love it!!

[@oliviatilleman8055]

Magslikescats5 don't fall asleep or she will send her spiders for you...

[@mags7542]

Olivia Tilleman oh.. well... too late lol

[@seandan7873]

Olivia Tilleman Wtf? She sends spiders after people?? 😐

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

2:43 Bird: "Vi... what have you done to my babies..."

[@CadenDoesGames]

I will always appreciate this content

[@fredicvsmaximvs]

Reminiscent of the more demented '70s-era Sesame Street episodes.

[@constipatedbed2502]

All of these egg puns are CRACKING me up XD

[@EmperorNaval]

I paused in the middle of the video and thought to myself... why the hell am I watching a video of someone frying eggs and singing eggs over and over again... and then continued watching...

[@JohnDCrafton]

This reminds me of Sesame Street for some reason.

[@dabbingsquidwart2434]

At 0:38 that container said "whoop ass". Beautiful.

[@mastereon895]

All I heard in the song bit was "Spikes Spikes Spikes Spikes

[@ibn_klingschor]

Oh vihart is making sunny-side-up :) . . . . . . the nice thing about eggs is that if you mess up you still have a meal: scrambled eggs. Like Mitch Hedberg said, "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs"

[@dan-gy4vu]

this, but the eggs are the full script reading of the bee movie

[@dan-gy4vu]

A N D A B I R D

[@lulashlyn728]

dan lolwatermelon according to all known laws of eggs there is no way an egg should be able to hold a chick the shell is to week to not crack and end up having the chick not die ok I'm done

[@nsimba_777]

Thanks for hypnotising me, now I can't stop thinking about Eggs

[@LouisOnAir]

Eggs, beans, black pudding, laverbread, toast. Can those be part of the series?

[@LughSummerson]

And spam.

[@slendy9600]

dont forget that can of whoopass

[@cuttlesquish6723]

It's amazing what videos you find while procrastinating an essay for school

[@LeiosLabs]

Woah! I was eating eggs while watching this video. This is surreal!

[@Spherey]

i feel so emotionally attached to those eggs now. im crying rn

[@Frikiman_H]

Chips! Ice Cream!

[@MrAndrewHowes]

My favourite part is when she says "Eggs?"

[@user-fr1rg2hi1y]

idk what I just watched but I'm sad the video ended

[@tyngchinchillachang838]

My favourite part of the video is at 1:33 where she can be heard saying "eggs".

[@petermarsh4578]

I liked the part where she said 'eggs'

[@ibutton77]

This video brought to you by: * Eggs * Semantic Satiation * A cappella * Altron brown digs your olde skool skillet * compulsion to capture the complete set of augmented reality creatures

[@trashbin687]

*And a can of Whoopass

[@krissy4052]

MAN i love ur voice. i have a speech impediment nd people used to make fun of the way i say 'eggs' so like.. this was... idk refreshing to see haha

[@dyngys]

Vihart; the only person who can make the word ‘eggs’ interesting

[@roderickmarshall]

Anyone gonna comment on the fact that her other channel Vihart (which speaks about calculus) is APPARENTLY made for under 13s Wut

[@bethanysimpson5310]

This felt weirdly educational 😆

[@Frogasmol]

Eggs.

[@RonK]

June 2002: 135K Views. Amazing. Sarcasm at its finest. Wonderful

[@Hecatonicosachoron]

EGGSTERMINATE!

[@oatmeal4866]

i'm not yolking with you, this is probably the best video i've ever seen. absolutely eggcelent.

[@unreciever_]

this is beautiful

[@raviaviaviavioli]

0:38 I love how they add a bit of whoopass, another man of culture I see.

[@isabelledachoute4320]

She got 83k subs from saying things "eggs" Others :that's stupid Me : She's a freakin Genius

[@Chrnan6710]

STARRING: Vihart as Vihart Eggs as Eggs Bread as mmm

[@Electroblud]

I see you cook in an old school iron skillet. Very nice!^^ P.S.: You're seriously crazy. xD (that's a compliment :3)

[@reishvedaur]

Would you say it's.... LIGHTly garnished? :D

[@m1lkweed]

captions are auto generated to Dutch. lol

[@kuyaleinad4195]

Lol XD

[@Roshkin]

This was eggcelent. You made a lot of yolks. Albumin Onion would complement it. I would be sunny-side up with more from this series.

[@Omegashotgun]

I liked math videos...

[@Kraflyn]

Hi. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Me too... Cheers :D

[@vo779]

This is not the channel for them

[@thequeenofspades]

WARNING: This video contains eggs.

[@charlotte-lm3mh]

Eggs

[@chetanraikwal5766]

Friend :- what are you watching? Me : ummm eggs.

[@rosalind9952]

can o whoopass

[@elilexicat3511]

*Now we garnish with a LIGHTNING BOLT. And a biiiiiird* - ViHart

[@Frikiman_H]

X

[@joe-of8gu]

And now we garnish with a lightning bolt . And a bird. Lol!

[@elliotanaya7200]

This is actually strangely soothing.

[@LeggyDogg]

I identify with the pain of trying to flip the eggs without breaking them, it's actually impossible sometimes

[@jasonlatham3370]

2:32 - you opened up a can of whoop Ass on those eggs.

[@jasonlatham3370]

Well, the can was sealed and in no way related to the eggs in all honesty, but whatever.

[@SigmaPhonkBabyGronk]

Lyrics: Eggs x140 Second verse: And now we garnish with a lightning bolt! And a bird!

[@ultraroman5755]

I like to think that there is a consensus of multiple Viharts all asking “eggs”? And agreeing “eggs”.

[@vampstarzz]

You should rename this, “Vi Hart saying “eggs” for 2 minutes straight”

[@Kyneris]

Didn't expect to get ASMR tingles from this, but I did.

[@joeybroda9167]

This is like a live action Bill Wurtz video

[@kitjerry6048]

This video has taught me great knowledge about the wonders of life... And eggs.

[@42paarson49]

you can see the obvious skill and dedication here.

[@rebeccax1431]

I love how she seasoned her eggs with “WhoopAss” at 0:38 😂

[@MichaelJK]

I like the can of "whoop ass" at 2:33.

[@anja8595]

I really enjoyed the audio. It genuinely captured my feelings for eggs.

[@Lucas-ce5yc]

When it becomes oddly hypnotic . . .