Ticked Off Vic: Bovine Defecation | VicDiBitetto.net

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@butchc9226
@butchc9226 3 жыл бұрын
Vic needs a Disclaimer at the beginning of every comedy skit, just for the “Shart-Gobblers” 😂
@steveendicott1855
@steveendicott1855 3 жыл бұрын
Actually I think its the other way around; WARNING: Shart Gobblers Might Not Understand Blatant Comedy ! Lol
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 3 жыл бұрын
Satire is even funnier when someone doesn't get that it's... satire.
@godatlife662
@godatlife662 3 жыл бұрын
I love this Vic lmao “SHUT UP, SIT DOWN!” Lol
@lianefehrle9921
@lianefehrle9921 3 жыл бұрын
I am beginning to think that people just ain’t got no more humor in their hearts. People out there, if you don’t like this guy don’t say a thing just get off his back and fly away without saying a word. Vic is a good guy that loves his wife and that can make me laugh.
@thedude7077
@thedude7077 3 жыл бұрын
Screw the haters The majority of your fans such as myself love your routine you have been around long enough to know you can’t please everyone Keep up the great work
@BrownBagga
@BrownBagga 3 жыл бұрын
And I thought this video was going to be about the Cow Patty Tossing Championship on ESPN 8.
@MicheleB4506
@MicheleB4506 3 жыл бұрын
🤣👍🏻♥️
@imapip6313
@imapip6313 3 жыл бұрын
WELL SAID!!!!
@saeedscott6872
@saeedscott6872 3 жыл бұрын
Me and my wife love watching you. We all need a good laugh. Life is hard. This world we are living in is crazy. Keep up the good work.
@lindawillets
@lindawillets 3 жыл бұрын
Vic da 'Gaga ' Dibitetto , easing us through every day one laugh at a time !
@eileenhalliwell1019
@eileenhalliwell1019 3 жыл бұрын
My hubby has a favorite saying I am calling bullshit.
@christrudell7966
@christrudell7966 3 жыл бұрын
I think some people just crap on EVERYTHING Vic! Personally; I refuse to go there. Keep up the good work.😂🇨🇦
@stevencrockett1340
@stevencrockett1340 3 жыл бұрын
VIC. IS AWESOME. PEOPLE WHO DONT GET IT. MUST HAVE PLAYED ON A SWING FACING A BRICK WALL AS A CHILD. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK VIC. I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@victordepaul1061
@victordepaul1061 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a documentary about 🐮🐮🐮cows Vic!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Have a great day!😁😁
@thekittyhouse225
@thekittyhouse225 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Vic! Thank you for the daily content and for telling it how it is!
@jodisacca6711
@jodisacca6711 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you and your content every single day. When I need to smile or laugh, sometimes I go back and rewatch some of the older videos . Someone will always be offended no matter what it is, I’m glad you don’t let what others think of you ruin your day. Thank you again for a great video, Vic. Much love from Florida ❤️
@paddymaluco
@paddymaluco 3 жыл бұрын
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@CARLOGONZO
@CARLOGONZO 3 жыл бұрын
This is Super Hilarious, Vic ! Keep doing your thing, pal. That's why we like you my friend. You are the BEST.
@Kyle-xt6dq
@Kyle-xt6dq 3 жыл бұрын
I'm offended that you're not offended by the fact that people are offended.
@beautydivaswithnickib9670
@beautydivaswithnickib9670 3 жыл бұрын
Good morning Vic……..I too am tired of these people who have nothing important going on in there life if they don’t like it don’t look at it
@tombroadfield703
@tombroadfield703 3 жыл бұрын
Another great video by the King Of comedy Vic DiBitetto 🇨🇦👑🇺🇸
@aldonova9974
@aldonova9974 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks,Vic!! Forget those fart-gobblers. They wouldn't know comedy if it bit them. We (normal) all love what you do!😳😎✌🇺🇸💪
@MrXiphoid1
@MrXiphoid1 3 жыл бұрын
Vic, some artists dabble in paint. For others it’s stone or clay. Some artists play music or sing or dance. But we all know the greatest artists are the ones whose medium is BULLSHIT.
@robingourde3324
@robingourde3324 3 жыл бұрын
Legging??? That would give "Footing the Bill" a whole new meaning"!
@colinfox2778
@colinfox2778 3 жыл бұрын
I start every morning with coffee, cannabis, and a video from Vic. I'm so glad I can work from home now.
@oldschool2447
@oldschool2447 3 жыл бұрын
Good morning from South Jersey. I know it ticks you off Vic but like they say YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID. And unfortunately this country is LOADED WITH IT.
@tecngrad1988
@tecngrad1988 3 жыл бұрын
2:07 The way he said it so hilarious what a way to roast the Karens this guy always makes my day
@brock8128
@brock8128 3 жыл бұрын
"What comes next, leggings". Literally laughed coffee outta my nose and it burned me!!! Vic you are to funny my friend. Where do I send the lawsuit papers for a burnt nose .. lmao 🤣
@SmileyD7777
@SmileyD7777 3 жыл бұрын
Get em Vic get em
@LFMotorhead
@LFMotorhead 3 жыл бұрын
My dad always said if he ran for mayor, his campaign slogan would be “This Is Bullshit”
@joerusso949
@joerusso949 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you don’t let that BS stop you from doing what you do so well. After a bad day at work, sometimes sitting down at home in the evening and watching one or two, of your hilarious videos, turns everything around. I’d like to thank you for that….. go Yankees!
@seanm7539
@seanm7539 3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@JimAllen-Persona
@JimAllen-Persona 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more - I start my day with it to mitigate the shit before it starts rolling in. BTW - Let's Go Mets !!!! :-)
@northeastrailwayproductions
@northeastrailwayproductions 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine just sitting in a parking lot and you don't know Vic, you turn to your right and see some guy yelling and freaking out at his dashboard 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lindajanes5698
@lindajanes5698 Жыл бұрын
Vic is therapeutic. He speaks the truth!!!! Laughter's the Best meds😂😂😂😂😂
@garypalmer890
@garypalmer890 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Vic. you took the words “right out of my mouth “!! Couldn’t say it any better.
@pf100andahalf
@pf100andahalf 3 жыл бұрын
So, Vic, I was in the drive through this morning and the guy in front of me was telling the worker, "Did you see that picture of Vic Dibitetto like he was the Yankees coach with the knife and the gun and the bottle of wine? That really offended me." So I walked up to him and gave him a black eye and took his food. So in a way you bought me breakfast this morning. Thanks Vic!
@annwojcik5566
@annwojcik5566 3 жыл бұрын
Now a days you have to watch everything you do or say because people take it the wrong way. Some people are too serious and don't have a sense of humor The world needs to laugh more, especially with everything that is happening in the world today. 😊❤
@ferbs54
@ferbs54 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, Vic, the old maxims put it best: F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!
@truthwarrior6919
@truthwarrior6919 3 жыл бұрын
Momos and mutants ...they are everywhere...literally bahhaq
@SVJROADSTER770
@SVJROADSTER770 3 жыл бұрын
Your a comedian and in my opinion an excellent one. Don’t stop or change what your doing for the few people watching your videos with single digit IQs! Every video you put out cracks me up, except for the few serious ones,which are good also to make a point!. Keep up the good work Vic! Tons of people out there are like me and look forward everyday for your next video. Thanks for all the laughs to start my day. It really helps!
@stefaniafuregato2208
@stefaniafuregato2208 3 жыл бұрын
Loud and clear... Good morning, 🙃
@ericzalak6163
@ericzalak6163 3 жыл бұрын
Best “look” yet
@MarkMcNeel13
@MarkMcNeel13 3 жыл бұрын
@Eric Zalak The look is the best
@M-David-Hakoh
@M-David-Hakoh 3 жыл бұрын
It's interesting that you didn't bring this up already. You know that the movie ET had a scene redone because it had officers holding guns and oh my what will children think when they see police with guns so they air brushed it out and now they're holding radios. And, the reason they don't like to see a man and his wife fighting is probably they see themselves and it hurts Keep it up, keep the laughs coming... we love it... (on no I said love)
@kriscynical
@kriscynical 3 жыл бұрын
I remember that change. I think it was for the 25th anniversary DVD release that also added in some new effects on ET's face in a few scenes. I always thought it was stupid for them to edit out the rifles, but if I'm remembering correctly it wasn't done because "oh what will kids think about cops holding guns" but rather "why on earth are cops using RIFLES in persuit of a bunch of kids on bicycles??". That, in and of itself, makes sense as a "wtf?" thing to ask. I still don't think the scene needed to be altered, but even when I was a kid in the early '90s I thought that was fucking weird overkill from the cops. lol
@sunnyskyez
@sunnyskyez 3 жыл бұрын
Hell of a head nod there Vic! 🤣 I cant believe people dont understand that you provide us with a service. You make us laugh in this otherwise miserable world. Keep up the fantastic work Vic!
@brianoreillycomediancartoonist
@brianoreillycomediancartoonist 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to hurt your neck with the final head gesture
@bryanwood1004
@bryanwood1004 3 жыл бұрын
The windup on the look gets me every time! Vic2024🇺🇸
@Jpudgy5
@Jpudgy5 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! you crack me up! The world is still flat, right? 😂😂😂
@mfc1965
@mfc1965 3 жыл бұрын
I pressed "like" before I even watched this on simply because of "Bovine Defication" as a title!!! Vic, I was already laughing my ass off before the video started. THAT is comedy if the crowd is going crazy BEFORE even hearing the material!!!
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 3 жыл бұрын
Time to review some Carlin; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
@deadcrowes420
@deadcrowes420 3 жыл бұрын
I love your sense of humor. It's so spot on!!
@debbiebee5877
@debbiebee5877 3 жыл бұрын
I'm catching up on your videos that I missed over these past few days and I'm realizing more and more how we often have to go through life carrying a shovel. I could never understand why people who don't get you follow you in the first place if they can't deal with your humor!
@luismuniz2697
@luismuniz2697 3 жыл бұрын
Very deep message and wisdom.... I agree with you...........
@SierraBravo347
@SierraBravo347 3 жыл бұрын
I've reached an age where I don't GAF who I offend....something can offend you only if you ALLOW it to. I speak How, What, When and Where I want, and if they Don't like it, then they are Free to NOT LISTEN! Keep Doing You, Vic. Being Ourselves is all we can do...👍🏻
@roiijamez33
@roiijamez33 3 жыл бұрын
Vic is the best!!
@revelatorising
@revelatorising 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Vic, your work ethic is to be applauded 👏 a skit to start my day with a cup of coffee - much appreciated 😀 now, that is what makes me laugh 😆
@christineknight7906
@christineknight7906 3 жыл бұрын
Grate ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰
@MrGoodwrench03
@MrGoodwrench03 3 жыл бұрын
Very well said vic
@charlessiciliano1266
@charlessiciliano1266 3 жыл бұрын
Sane people have become troll magnets. I like the way you turn it around & use it as fuel...
@frankdielsi306
@frankdielsi306 2 жыл бұрын
you are addictive i.ve been watching for an houe and laughing like crazy!!!!!
@RealJackHQ
@RealJackHQ 3 жыл бұрын
“Brought back bad memories” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What wacko bullshit indeed.
@evankalbach9985
@evankalbach9985 3 жыл бұрын
About cows taking a dump? How can someone be offended by that, we all do it.
@MicheleB4506
@MicheleB4506 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao! 🤣🤪 Only it comes outta her Mouth! 👄 🗽😘
@MrGMawson2438
@MrGMawson2438 3 жыл бұрын
I'm offended 😂
@zarrarkhan6079
@zarrarkhan6079 3 жыл бұрын
I just tweeted for the rest and their it is minutes after it got KZbin notification.. looks like Vic read my tweet.
@brettpoulson1323
@brettpoulson1323 Жыл бұрын
thanks Vic for nailing it every time! love your work...
@stevedemeter5629
@stevedemeter5629 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate and enjoy your free schtick. Keep em coming Vic. Love the comedy
@Steelj87
@Steelj87 3 жыл бұрын
Freaking love this guy 😆👍🏾💚
@johnnashmy1435
@johnnashmy1435 3 жыл бұрын
Vic, not for nothing, you have to stop holding back the way you feel. Another right on the money video, you're the best !!!!
@littlewhitehummingbirdofth5666
@littlewhitehummingbirdofth5666 3 жыл бұрын
We love you Vic! And Lucy is simply the best!
@thomaspallante9166
@thomaspallante9166 3 жыл бұрын
Vic you are awesome!!! Shart gobblers 🤣🤣🤣
@joanofarc9438
@joanofarc9438 3 жыл бұрын
Oh the offended crowd.Wa wa wa.
@frankwhite6482
@frankwhite6482 5 ай бұрын
Mr Vic I can't believe I just started watching your shows what you are doing is funny as hell and you bring up good points about what's going on today keep up the good work sir
@writerbill1
@writerbill1 3 жыл бұрын
"...And that would be offensive to people who are afraid of the dark and mute." Too funny! 😂😂 ...You can't please these idiots 🤦‍♂️
@DragonEyeOfficial
@DragonEyeOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha man, your awesome! Hello from Québec 👌
@MarkMcNeel13
@MarkMcNeel13 3 жыл бұрын
@Vic Dibitetto The look is hilarious
@JrSkinsmom
@JrSkinsmom 3 жыл бұрын
Vic keep doing what you do you put soo many smiles on peoples faces. let the haters hate. at least you have the balls to say what some of us are thinking. you talk about things everyone deals with on a day to day basis and you do it with style. ty for what you do keep up the amazing work.
@briandd27
@briandd27 3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos Vic. I especially love that you take the time out of your day to like or reply to your fans comments.
@MrDrummerLive
@MrDrummerLive 3 жыл бұрын
MIND BOGGLING
@chefnedarque
@chefnedarque 3 жыл бұрын
The aside about fisting is gold💪🏆
@christiangarcia262
@christiangarcia262 3 жыл бұрын
Facts! Love the vid
@pamnewman8392
@pamnewman8392 3 жыл бұрын
OMG you are so correct! The hypocrisy and 🐂💩is beyond belief. I think these people come from a background of a very sheltered upbringing with no sense of humor infused. Just a theory, I’m trying to make sense of it all. Love you!
@nunyabussiness4054
@nunyabussiness4054 3 жыл бұрын
Just want to point out that sitting in your car running the air conditioner is destroying the planet.
@steveendicott1855
@steveendicott1855 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up Vic,let the Mo Mos spew their vitriol. We know you're the best bar none!!
@joeyd6702
@joeyd6702 2 жыл бұрын
You're the best Vic keep up the great work🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@deulavremotsuk3563
@deulavremotsuk3563 3 жыл бұрын
Shart gobblers LOLOLOL
@parkermoes5281
@parkermoes5281 3 жыл бұрын
Love this one Vic! People nowadays are way too PC and sensitive!
@0234J
@0234J 3 жыл бұрын
Great video man well said 👍
@ladybug9627
@ladybug9627 3 жыл бұрын
Vic you make my coffee oh soooo sweet & funny ❤️
@allenscamaro2816
@allenscamaro2816 Жыл бұрын
We love you Vic
@cynthiabrent6479
@cynthiabrent6479 3 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling ya, Vic. No need to go on. When it comes to some folks: Stupid is as stupid does. WHAT?!
@teknykill
@teknykill 3 жыл бұрын
They need a cause Vic!!!!!
@joannalamb4542
@joannalamb4542 3 жыл бұрын
I have loved every video I watched of you. Keep up the great work you do!!!!
@davidjvieira1656
@davidjvieira1656 3 жыл бұрын
Get em VIc!!
@ahkiv6127
@ahkiv6127 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent, Vic!
@rickleblanc8900
@rickleblanc8900 3 жыл бұрын
Mutants ! Can't please everyone lol
@payanyprice4710
@payanyprice4710 3 жыл бұрын
Holy $hit!! Over a decade, that's impressive, Keep 'em comin' Vic. 😊👂💪✊🍻
@SarutoUchihaUzumaki
@SarutoUchihaUzumaki 3 жыл бұрын
Best part 2:48 🤣🤣
@gillgetter3004
@gillgetter3004 3 жыл бұрын
Keep doin what your doin, it’s funny as hell! 😂
@Guust_Flater
@Guust_Flater 3 жыл бұрын
Now all of this could not be true and just a skit where Vic plays a annoyed Facebooker.....he's an actor, you know! 🤔😉🤣👍
@louscala4105
@louscala4105 3 жыл бұрын
Good for you Vic keep it going
@nikkired4925
@nikkired4925 3 жыл бұрын
D **K 🧠 😂🤣🤣🤣😭Good Morning Vic. You always make my Day 😊
@serialced
@serialced 3 жыл бұрын
I havent once been offended by one of these vids in years, keep it going Vic
@GeneBurnett
@GeneBurnett 3 жыл бұрын
"Shart-gobblers"? I'm sorry but as a shart-gobb...just kidding. Keep 'em comin' baby!
@2010Detrich
@2010Detrich 3 жыл бұрын
Those delusional shart gobblers though.
@TheWeatherbuff
@TheWeatherbuff 3 жыл бұрын
The "Bullshit Train" picks up more and more passengers every day. I hope it collides with the "Nutbag Train" soon, and they all cancel each other out. And, "Shart Gobbler" is now part of my official personal dictionary!
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