How To Cook from Japan's Vending Machines

Ty Demura takes us on an inebriated excursion to some of Tokyo's wackiest vending machines and uses their bounty to make banana milkshakes and a spicy natt_ rice bowl. Japan is the vending capital of the world, with machines offering everything from raw eggs to fermented soybeans to Bulgarian yogurt. Don't forget to bring enough yen!
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[@kreese274]

Vice has reported thousands of sad and depressing stories. This one is definitely in the top five.

[@adamc2275]

😂🤣🤣🤣👌

[@HP-ft6rc]

When he dropped those eggs that hit me hard

[@eryalmario5299]

saddest of them all the banana milkshake fell over

[@MILlz0]

I disagree this shits funny, man’s living his best life.

[@theseeker4257]

Came back to re watch it

[@duhkpee9490]

Who else saw this ages ago, I think a few years back

[@johnvessenmeyer512]

Maaaaan I thought I was trippin'!?!

[@thirsty1629]

Same

[@youngnoodles1377]

Same

[@Sleepsleep___]

like 6 years back

[@Zzzziiiiiggggg]

Fr

[@BadgerBills]

Real ones know this is a re upload

[@dripbee283]

BadgerBills munchies Ghe

[@Sharkzillaa]

Yea lol

[@noahbarratt9509]

As soon as I saw the thumbnail I realised it and got kinda mad

[@howcandykilledu]

Hell yea

[@NielSetiawan]

Yep haha. Knew it after saw the thumbnail

[@hightolerance710]

This whole time i thought he knew what he was doing 😂

[@shtyp1111]

Just shows that confidence is f u c k i n key haha

[@1989fong]

Tough Life Entertainment So was I!!!! Hahaha

[@emerickdeneb9621]

NEVER EAT SLIMY FOOD WHEN DRUNK...

[@freestylefingerbord]

his american side really shows🤣

[@victoriacanillas6900]

😂😂😂

[@nickd3157]

Yeah we Americans are the king of the drunchies

[@AllatonceIvan]

I wonder where they find these people

[@kingcolz]

Cheap talents

[@lilskeet185]

@@kingcolz no that's how they found your mom.

[@kingcolz]

@@lilskeet185 lool poor kid.. go eat pork

[@corruptVz]

@@lilskeet185 lol keep trying to bait child.

[@goldwyn19]

TheReelIvan Reddit or 4chan 😏

[@NinjaPig9YT]

Seems like they just found a random guy off the street

[@mentaltfladdrig]

Seems like they payed him with a bottle of JD and gave him spare change so he could actually afford to guide them through the area.

[@lamy29]

You speak Engrish? Ok! We make video.

[@JCwifMGMT]

he's the producer

[@AK-lc5uq]

"I dont have a lot of money" Spends 10 bucks on a midnight snack

[@eafanboyssuck]

10 bucks is nothing to adults, no matter the circumstance. Unless you are homeless or whatever

[@RichardDuron]

@@eafanboyssuck Especially if you're a millennial living in your parents house.

[@RindraNekoVlogs]

That ended up wasted

[@somedudedaquan4467]

10 bucks is alot of money to you ? Lol

[@eafanboyssuck]

@@RichardDuron is that your case?

[@praskall]

When youre drunk and vice asia calls you to make a vid

[@ayahfloresca8241]

But u was at the club so u gotta rush out with dat whiskey

[@moomooha234]

@@ayahfloresca8241 Bottoms up when I first met you.

[@ibrahinhodesanto7615]

When you though your life has fallen apart.. Then This video pop up 😁😂 .. I believe am just doing fine

[@deraz0741]

It’s so aggravating how everything just went downhill I would be so pissed 😤😂

[@jimmyp9105]

Thats what happens when the camera guy spring a video concept on you whee you (in his words) shit faced. Then doesn't help you carry anything.

[@billionaireforesight1877]

gotta get your anger issues in check

[@mr.x8391]

Deraz07 vato I feels you man!

[@christopherzapiain4924]

I feel like we should check on him..

[@PsychoFB]

Chris Zapiain he’s dead of vending machine overdose

[@oneworld7496]

Lol

[@j.p1030]

This gave me depression

[@tiant2099]

Where the hell y'all find this guy at lol

[@jathanvu]

lil vamp 209 😂😂

[@zizuza1]

"i knw its gonna b awesome bcuz ive dreamnt bout this my whole life"

[@charlineblue2515]

That sentence always pops out when you're drunk

[@Ali-tc5du]

Re upload wtf U high vice?

[@Snoopydoopy0]

Yep defo reupload. Seen this years ago.

[@cheesekimbap2996]

this is Vice Asia. not the main channel

[@xSUGARBEARx808]

Was gonna comment the same thing

[@Jordan-us9yu]

Pretty crappy video too.

[@champagnepogi]

This isnt technically a reupload since this is originally from munchies

[@xGiberish]

I was actually excited thinking they finally brought this guy back... But no, my dreams have been crushed like this man's eggs.

[@sulavbhattarai9487]

xGiberish Nuts* 😔

[@beevsbar4627]

:(

[@prozac4exxon]

Ppl disliking cause the vid was reuploaded, but as a first time watcher this vid was awesome. they really shouldve done a whole series with this dude. that ending lol!

[@lepenseur8242]

@Markmellows 34 from the start he was saying he used to eat natto n all that stuff with raw egg on a vice documentary but the he later blurted out he was lying, he never had it...then what was the use of watching this documentary? I understand he is drunk but after watching this i got to know that he is a dumb idiot too, I didn't know these kind of idiots were born in Japan in the first place...maybe just maybe Vice is trying to show that...what do u think bro?

[@Tetsirou]

lol the original vid had a lotta dislikes too tho... its prob cuz this dude didnt cook shit

[@ultrasx1147]

This dude sucks man.. and yeah, i agree, watching this is like getting spat in the face by a stranger. Disgusting and unexpected, and makes u wanna just punch him in the face

[@lepenseur8242]

@@prozac4exxon sure, that's what u feel...but that's not who i actually am... sorry if it looked like that, I do like vice documentaries because of the quality of their Content and this one just obliterated that reputation... that's all

[@sebastianadame6880]

Same here. Dude was still bad ass. ..

[@rougebeaster]

2:20 you can see he already dropped the eggs and they probably didn’t film it so they made him do it again.

[@drewcastro7592]

Lol exposed

[@ilikegokuandnaruto6238]

rougebeaster that’s probably why they made him say “that’s that tenga shit”

[@yaseminlaink1661]

Or they just cut the vid in different order

[@qharemswagbola7159]

@@yaseminlaink1661 sure

[@momon4868]

They set it up, it might be the take 2. This guy is so fake.

[@navaryn2938]

"200 yen per eight, which means 20 yen each" Bruh

[@victoriaq]

Math is not his strongest asset

[@vanessafunes5802]

That whiskey got him good

[@iloveminecraft5257]

LOL in philippines you could buy 8 eggs for 56 pesos.

[@よろしく-u5l]

I was like “it’s okay everything will be redeemed by the delicious banana milks-damnit”

[@SkraggsCyclevlog]

How has he lived so long?

[@hebelehubele872]

İf i did the same shit i would get ass cancer or something

[@MordDorr]

This is like a 2009 reupload

[@dubimport]

right 😂

[@michaelcnorth1982]

Technically 2014

[@karenthaiboichar2349]

This is the most clumsy guy I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@lolpopshuffle9614]

Look the bottle on his hand

[@sippsleezy5452]

I feel this dude on a spiritual level...

[@AB-ts6dn]

Literally this dude is me when I’m baked

[@anndroy5621]

We gonna got all the food out of vending machine only Here is some bananas I bought yesterday

[@famuse257]

Annd Roy and the rice

[@angelsanwinhtay5171]

God he is falling apart hahaha

[@mrj111_]

Angel Aung san htay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ranz4247]

This is my first time watching this video, I don't care if this is reuploaded, this is like a classic video that will not get old. And I personally think that they should make more videos with this dude.

[@nixdapogs]

More videos from this guy, please. Suddenly, I don’t feel too much of a loser anymore. Seriously though, he’s funny.

[@trcs3079]

He defintely make a losers feel better. Sometimes in life, there are others out there who do nothing, so you should be proud of yourself if you're striving in your career, education and life

[@JM-iu2ss]

“It’s my favourite thing to eat when I’m drunk and lonely” Oof

[@flyboy.0133]

Can we please get a series with this guy?!?!

[@ricanthony13]

i always see you on every video suggestions i watch.. wtf

[@bropenguin4582]

Are you god

[@irfanali6089]

this guy's suck. change my mind lol

[@flyboy.0133]

Irfan Ali shut up Irfan...no one asked for your opinion

[@flyboy.0133]

Bro Penguin yer

[@leobaldiga7369]

This is like intergalactic television but real

[@Hiatchhhx]

Leo Baldiga lmaooooooo😂😭

[@bibisattva1489]

Good one!! hahahahahhaa

[@perrysoda1430]

I feel like invading his house and wash all the dishes.

[@EvanAndHell]

Homie is struggling 😫 dead plant by the stovetop in his 2ft kitchen

[@SirLancelotized]

5k people don't have a good sense of humor

[@ghifari4032]

Now, its almost 6k

[@Jewels_Huerta]

This dude legit just lied about everything he said in the video lmao 😂 watching this gave me anxiety

[@davideugenediaz]

He's cool, but he's also a train-wreck.

[@AViewCado69420]

Well he did stated at the start of the video that he's Shitfaced

[@whiteemerald_6802]

Something about this dude I like. He is cool. He is also seems to be a cocky douche which I like in some people. Vice should make a series with this dude.

[@HypnoManSweger]

Why this is a re upload from munchies from 5 years ago lol

[@shadowblack1987]

No, just no...

[@jomangeee9180]

he is probably dead by now from eating this sheeeet

[@mister40five88]

Why dont u marry him

[@monetj40]

White Emerald_ yeah his cocky douchness is of the pleasant kind

[@shtyp1111]

Honestly. Haven't laughed this hard at a KZbin video in a long time. Next time im in Japan i gotta have a drink with this dude 😂

[@kyrinky]

I didn't laugh at the video, although I found it entertaining; however, the comments have me dying.

[@1bamboy]

That vid gave me anxiety. You did not one thing correct bro. From dropping eggs to wasting the milkshake . Bahahahahaha but better you than me right

[@Peopleoftokyo]

are you typing with your balls in your mouth ? xD

[@shamirmanakat]

aw... saw the thumbnail, expected a new video from this dude . just an reupload...

[@cjlg1822]

ShamirLovesHouse a*

[@unusual7137]

Same

[@blood7078]

Fr, this is the best video on vice

[@jaredherrera319]

Facts

[@oflex1735]

his whole mission went to shit 😂😂😂. thanks for the reupload I missed it the first time.

[@jakobjackson8077]

I honestly wouldn't mind watching a movie of this guy's life.

[@TheMr3742]

He must be destroying the Japanese girls over there

[@MrOxyMT]

This guy is a mess and I love it...More!

[@Kushrioza]

Makes a Video about cooking **doesn’t know how to cook**

[@doyoulikejazz9516]

The chaddiest Chad to ever chad

[@CRMills]

Lol dude is a walking L machine

[@stevenasante8662]

Big Time L machine 😂

[@andy42x]

What's that?

[@fidangyang1995]

Someone give this man a 5 star restaurant n make him a chef please. Some of the best cooking skills I have ever seen! Lol!

[@ultrakwon]

Food Network needs to give this man his own show and a series of cook books.

[@user-te1le7ck6b]

best comment so far , imagine him with gordon ramsey

[@edwardcashh924]

He did the equivalent of rachel ray

[@ionlylovenina]

7:05 "When I'm drunk and lonely at night."

[@smmlg2213]

This guy made the whole vid better

[@trumpsmicropenis12]

i appreciate his enthusiasm

[@renclipss]

The biggest plot twist I've ever seen tho. Yea. Vice is drunk.

[@BOG_Rich]

Legend has it the banana milk shake is still on the floor 😂😂😂

[@jeff8253]

Nah, one of his "Hotties" has licked it off the floor already

[@ahgajaye]

im mad the camera guy didn’t help him carry the stuff

[@borntotroll6704]

ahgajaye ikr it’s not like he has to carry his camera to film stuff like he should have Took the stuff

[@ahgajaye]

BornToTroll if this was as low budget as it looks, he would most likely have one camera. therefore he couldve helped. and if it was not, there would have been a camera crew who STILL COULD HAVE HELPED

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

How entitled are you

[@savagedragon79]

It's like those nature documentaries where they don't get involved 😂

[@Mr.Saephan503]

Vice just trying to monopolize on the KZbin market with this re-upload from their main channel to this side channel lol

[@kozmo4436]

This is wrong because for a big company they have employees and these employees upload vids there's prob some dumbo in their crew who didnt make the deadline and just reuploaded

[@jarithium687]

Kozmu wait i watched this from munchies. Does vice own munchies? I feel like im missing out on something

[@ototo4508]

@@jarithium687 yes they do. Run by the same people.

[@doyoulikejazz9516]

don't let this distract you from the fact Kurenai tried using Genjutsu on Itachi

[@JusBlayze85]

random but i was thinking the same the other day

[@satin2142]

bruh that shit hurt my insides

[@MsFistgamer]

Nani!?!?

[@danieldiamond6605]

Shit that keeps me up at night

[@bennysim9092]

pepperidge farm remembers

[@sparrowsan9105]

Bring back ty demura IT'S ALMOST 2021 AND YET NO TY DEMURA??COME ON VICEEE

[@aleksaperetic6696]

This is one of my favorite videos ever, I don't know why yall hating on this man, straight up fun.

[@illumoenatifilms1562]

This dude needs to vlog on the daily

[@santanamartinez8652]

Bruh finally, This Dude should get his own show. Fr

[@cheesekimbap2996]

its a reupload lol

[@santanamartinez8652]

@@cheesekimbap2996 lol i know

[@saraglo142]

no he shouldn't .

[@juantheman7127]

Santana Martinez trueee

[@boshvasara1868]

@@saraglo142 Well thats your opinion .... and its trash

[@aryap4389]

he saw it was spilling out the bottom of the blender and jus kept twisting it off💀

[@_brooks__4224]

They definitely found this guy on the street

[@conciliator6080]

That confidence is something I need

[@Andrewjceballos]

Why did they reupload wtf vice???

[@lamdoss]

DREWS MMII it's visa Asia

[@Stitchy_fun12]

Why is reuploading such a big deal? I mean I get it if it's not your content and you're reuploading someone else's stuff without credit. But this is Vice's content, so who cares if they reupload?

[@lovethedupstep111111]

This was a pleasure to watch 😂😂

[@TheMr3742]

This guy a waste man 🤣 didn’t know Japan produced them like the states 😂 good video

[@FoneArc]

He’s half American, half Japanese. His American side is more dominant.

[@lmfaoooo-a2911]

Your a wasteman

[@lmfaoooo-a2911]

@@FoneArc why is that?

[@andreiarca3024]

This was back when Vice was like "We don't really know what we're doing, but we're gonna do it anyway."

[@jade-ro7xt]

This is my favortie video of all time. I want that guy's autograph

[@Santodomingopopis]

When he poured the raw egged in , I legit waited for him to cook it somehow , but no he ate it ... lmao

[@zainurrozi3174]

this is the best comedy video i've watch

[@dukenukem1876]

What did I even just watch, at the end of it I was trying to grasp the point behind the whole video & I couldn’t. Dude was struggling tho. Rip

[@petezahman3914]

This video was why the internet was created! 10 out of 10! Bravo!

[@triplettt3v22]

You know what, this still fun to watch 😂😂

[@truongtjenny]

I enjoy watching genuine imperfection that’s what makes humans great

[@josegomez4886]

Honestly, besides everything going south real quick this shit was funny af 😂.

[@xpalchemist4627]

if he went to 711 or lawson open 24/7 could of got a mean egg sandwich or fried food that isnt just random stuff thrown together lol

[@geenstress5617]

am I the only one that loves this guy?

[@abrahamgarcia1640]

I’ll pay for his Adventures 😂#ISpentItAllAtTheClub

[@KaizCh]

weird joji vibes but ok

[@PrinceDanzel]

Kaiz The Monster YO FORREAL WTF

[@TheVillian92]

Franku*

[@zimmo631]

Kaiz The Monster DEADASS

[@KaizCh]

@@PeetaGrifffin dont mix australians with americans.

[@veroescobar4546]

..."when I'm drunk and lonely at night.." (story of my life) Side note: Please make a series with this dude.. he's hella funny lol

[@valmar01]

So much chaotic energy 😂

[@JayFAE12]

This video was such a trip and its one of my favorites from over the years: Hes so confident in his Natto and egg combo like he's done it a million times before, gets everything going good and is super excited to eat that shit, and it ends up being that, shit. The saving grace is the milkshake, and he fuckin dumps it. This video was so pointless, but such an amazing capture of life that I adore it and keep coming back to it. Need more shit like this from Vice

[@homieenvy]

Bruh I thought this man was standing in front of a greenscreen till the camera panned

[@miyayikay7568]

lmao i haven’t seen this in so long. thanks for the reupload

[@shudukihuff6119]

This guy really said making banana milkshake was something he dreamt for his whole life.

[@Rico-xv9rd]

Word 'miserable' is an understatement.

[@charlineblue2515]

"This is one of my favourite things to eat when i'm drunk and lonely at night" I felt this sentence deep in my heart

[@lilbpack1]

Honey what are you eating? - Lil B

[@xiushoegaze]

Thank you Based God

[@andrearnaut3985]

thank you based god

[@chubbs.mp3435]

TYBG

[@alxofiedkxkxk1335]

this guy is funny af and i’m glad he said it was nasty and didn’t try to play it off like it tasted good lmao

[@ezrascarlet7861]

Don't even mix American and Japanese if you don't want have kid like him 😂😂🤣🤣

[@jeff8253]

exactly my thoughts haha

[@pretzela318]

Producers were lazy so they found a guy and said "Can you speak english and Japanese" and guy said yes so off they go

[@jade9288]

And they found an absolute gem. This guy is great 😂

[@mr.cheese5523]

Me: 1:11 Boy boy west coast: *YOU WAS AT THE CLUB*

[@darthvader9681]

A drunk guy decides to cook in Tokyo

[@bennylen2986]

*samenela has entered the chat*

[@StopDropandLOL]

Japanese eggs can be eaten raw.

[@heatherhan2100]

First of all *Salmonella you dolt. Second, Japanese egg is safe to be eaten raw because they went through rigorous testing and screening.

[@shinaito]

Japanese eggs way after than US not to mention the heat from the rice could cook it up a little like a hotpot

[@carlwheezer2766]

Only America’s shifty white eggs give you salmenela most of the rest of the world has real fresh eggs eg Aus or japan

[@bubberduck4964]

@@carlwheezer2766 not only America lmaooo

[@pixelpnutz1574]

As you already know, the original version came from the channel "munchies", you should check their content.

[@JakeTapeWallets]

How does he have such a fluid accent born and raised in Tokyo?

[@ragedrephaim5570]

And wtf is half American

[@AB-ts6dn]

Imagine being able to just buy eggs for 25 cents that’s fucking awesome

[@loveconomics]

“This is my favorite thing to eat when I’m drunk and lonely” 5 mins later: “this is the first time I make it and it’s kinda disgusting”