Video Dating: Women's Edition

In 1987, a company called VideoMate distributed a 90-minute VHS tape featuring 45 single men attempting to find a lady. The plan was for this to be a subscription service, but nobody subscribed so they only released one. It turns out, however, that they ALSO made a version featuring women trying to find a guy! This version never saw the light of day, but through persistent investigation, the Found Footage Festival has secured a copy for your enjoyment. Enjoy this rarity and come see the Found Footage Festival live for an even longer version! foundfootagefest.com/tour
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[@Dr.Frogerston]

The sad part is, that slice of cake has probably been eaten by now.

[@MikeRotch23]

Ahahahahahaaa !!! 😂😂😂

[@lwzeis]

I’m looking for a woman holding an enormous slice of cake. I’ve found my soulmate

[@EricSundquistKC]

Sorry, we're going steady now

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Only if you can frost the entire thing ;-)

[@martincastaneda8574]

That cake must of had a 3 foot diameter.

[@user-yw9ys3dz7x]

i thought that was weird looking meatloaf

[@CalypsoVelvet]

I thought it was a pile of dirt

[@autumnm2075]

The latex gloves, and safe dating practices same lady who said she wanted to have her own religion. That screams serial killer to me.

[@megamarsonic]

Latex Woman in 2020: “WHO’S CRAZY NOW?!”

[@mckaylacothern9918]

they hate to see a girlboss winning

[@goosiechild]

i think she might be trolling. too much going on there at once.

[@rubbedlung]

@@goosiechild I was wondering if it was fake addition

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

​@@rubbedlung Same

[@frijolero6048]

She had me at giant chocolate cake.

[@stevehunnicutt4787]

Some call me sexy. Others say I’m sensuous. Still others say sedated.

[@joseescobar9751]

“Someone that’s clean! Be clean, ya know?” That’s a banger of a line! 😂😂

[@joseescobar9751]

We need an update on the lady with the latex gloves and who wanted to start a religion😂😂

[@mercster]

I don't know if she's still acting.

[@gillianlovescoffee]

I need to know everything about her

[@rayout78]

Pros: Does not smoke in my face... 80's had different demands haha

[@megamarsonic]

WOO!!! Jana came prepared with that big ass piece of cake! Would have called her up immediately!

[@sw0rdf1sh2326]

Linda and Maurice should bond over their love of convertibles

[@ben10nnery]

Hello. My name is Ellen. Some people call me sexy.

[@KawaiiStars]

Others call me sensuous

[@Jones-pj2jk]

I want an update on the oreo lady. Has her love for all things oreo only grown over the years? Did she find someone to share that boundless oreo love with? Was she really just hinting at a very specific double stuffed desire she wanted to act upon?

[@gillianlovescoffee]

Imagine her reaction to mega stuffed Oreos?

[@celebrityrog]

She's definitely the kinda gal that likes to be double stuffed, maybe even mega stuffed. Wonder if she likes just the Oreos or Golden Oreos at that. I'm guessing double stuffed and mega stuffed really have to be the original oreos as the golden ones just never really have that much filling to stuff.

[@chadwickerman]

"...um.... I have two cats." Soulmate!

[@thegrahammer]

clean and meaty men were in short supply during the 80s.

[@frogpondium]

I can't believe there are actual matches here for Mike and Maurice

[@thromboid]

Where men seek "fun", women crave cleanliness.

[@viole.n.tCerulean]

Dude, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to see the women of these dating vids like srsly..

[@gialicious1091]

The rubber glove at the end killed me

[@azed1685]

I hope Linda the pharmacist went on a date with the math Viking hehe😅

[@AaronAlexanderOfficial]

Cake? SOLD!!! *calls her up*

[@ricarleite]

Not the religion lady?

[@tartgreenapple]

37 year ago. They are in their 60s-70's now or 💀.

[@TheConorsmithusa]

They probably all ended it all after the release of this cringey video

[@thromboid]

I hope they found someone.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

"Hi, hehehe, I'm Janet" Janet is one massive stereotype of a TV housewife The dress style, the hair do, the plate of food being presented to suggest she'll cook a lot in the home and the fake giggle that suggests her fun-loving, open and breezy nature 😂

[@matthewpotter2100]

I knew there had to be a women's version of these dating videos from the '80s. Just as cringeworthy too. 😄

[@M-M.5150]

Thank you. I needed this today.

[@tartgreenapple]

Bless you Puck-Man.

[@mellowapocalypse]

these women are all hot dead drop dead gorgeous

[@TheConorsmithusa]

Haha 😂 good joke

[@Procyon2020]

Linda should be a voice actor

[@skexinator]

Linda can absolutely get it

[@zangemu]

When I get here early enough for the Casio Cats countdown clock its a Christmas Bone eye.

[@kleptrep94]

I wonder what the cult lady would think of the Viking? Also would the giant cake girl fit in well with The Food Dude?

[@chada75]

Janet and Linda, Hell yeah.

[@maxjones5705]

I’m amazed at how similar the girls are with the guys!

[@ricarleite]

You had to be really desperate

[@maxjones5705]

@@ricarleite Well, there are a lot of people struggling in the dating scene.

[@sagitta98]

0:15 "Don't worry Janna, take your time..." J: "I'm not sure." "Damn it!"

[@HorribleHomeVideo]

i could watch exactly 21 hours of this shit

[@dasbacon]

thank you for this blessing

[@z3phyr666]

1:45 is a serial killer you cannot tell me otherwise

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

I get the feeling she was in The Groundlings and dated Paul Reubens.

[@AmyLSacks]

I miss the Golden Age Of Big Fluffy Hair.

[@abi1021]

I don’t lol

[@guccideltaco]

@@abi1021 Me neither! I got a perm when I was 12, woke up the next day with an AFRO (which was NOT in style in the '80s), and never did that again. I got teased for having straight hair in high school, but I did NOT care.

[@jakedesnake97]

I love how Jana basically embodied the "Figuring out my dating goals" prompt from the apps

[@goosiechild]

1:41 i smell a troll lol

[@nonconnahordeath]

1:40 Misty Quigley vibes

[@sledzeppelin]

Of course I'm thinking of who from the men's video I'd set these ladies up with.

[@thromboid]

This is just an amazing and wonderful counterpart to the men's one. I'm having so much fun match-making between the two...

[@presidentdow]

Which one is Melinda?

[@kimmyfreak200]

the woman wearing kitchen gloves....lmaooo

[@SonnyBone]

some of these feel like actors... but some don't... making this the perfect found footage haha

[@HumanBeanbag]

I met my own mother through one of these programs. My dad was pissed.

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

That was the biggest slide of cake I've ever seen.

[@ddaa2244]

I wanna spend time at the fireplace with the lady from transylvania

[@TolueLangdon21322]

"I have two cats"

[@AgentSmith1902]

Someone get SkyCorp Home Video here!

[@natehans1832]

Epic!!

[@chamomilemaree8197]

The cake is enormous 😂

[@Smokedogzz]

Can you believe this was 45 years ago...

[@stargazerlaurent6780]

Yes. They old as fuck now

[@DrTomoculus]

I would totally date the girl who wants her own religion. Totally.

[@ytmndan]

Janna seems nice.

[@NoPuns]

Linda and the one who couldn't ride a horse are the ones I would choose.

[@kingrigdig1585]

Spend time by the fire place classic lol

[@brians291]

Hi, Janet. Let me help. You're looking for a giant fork.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

I appreciate you "coming"

[@Iamnobody88884]

Linda knows what she likes and knows what she wants

[@landonewts]

Just saw you at Hollywood Theater in Portland, awesome show. So… is this gal Ellen still available, you reckon?

[@3xPin]

Finally.

[@auramigraine]

The Oreo Lady seems sweet and genuine

[@coreyr89]

I would like an update on Linda and Robin the Oreo cookie freak!

[@ArrowOnionbelly]

is this one also on the Volume 4 DVD?

[@eddieog4179]

anybody know the song at the beginning???

[@wades9327]

I feel like the woman at 1:25 will kill me if I'm not clean.

[@979259]

anyone know if Linda is still available?

[@MissDafne92]

1:06 she's so me actually

[@user-vf9bw4ve7d]

LINDA!

[@vampricyoda]

I'm here to Worship that woman's new Religion.

[@justanotheryoutubeaccount0]

raptor of love.

[@NinthConnection]

I would date Linda no problem.

[@tbtx7]

Who wants to party w Linda?

[@RR_DM]

thanx mom!!

[@NickCorvello]

The 3rd woman, the asian pharmacist... Dang she had a great vibe. Plus she drove a porsche... Seems like the perfect sugar-mommy at the time, and a looker :) And of course the female compilation wouldnt be complete without a perfect carbon copy of Ivan Drago's wife, complete with thick russian accent 😆

[@ytmndan]

Linda was the 4th. Creepy Ellen was 3rd. But yeah she seems fun. Maybe even the good kind of crazy.

[@eewilson9835]

I want to be with the pharmacy lady that drives a porche.

[@Requiredfields2]

Things haven't changed.

[@someguy4505]

People get sad and lonely. Some of these seemed like their were lonely enough to try something new, some seem crazy as hell.

[@FredJensen4745]

DAMMIT IF ONLY I WAS AROUND IN THE 80S AND 27-35 AND VIDEO DATING WHENEVER THIS WAS MADE ROBIN AND I ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER😭

[@robertpeters9529]

Most disturbing AI Dating site eveerrrrrr

[@shalvaknows]

Jenna was clearly looking for someone to feed that cake

[@chargarland8962]

Anyone else come to this video after watching the men's one, Steven!! 😂😂😂😂

[@EdwardBroody]

These seem like a Tim n Eric thing

[@Atlanta_Cyclist]

0:59 she said “double stuffed”

[@joey86bu1]

#2 Janna

[@boscopit]

This can't be legit. Can it? hah

[@khjr14]

Jana won.

[@ytmndan]

Jana was awesome. I love it when a woman has limited expectations.

[@RETROSPACECOATS]

Janna’s cake 🤣

[@ytmndan]

mmmmmmmm ...oh, you meant the one in her hands.

[@kimberlygrace3866]

That had to be a joke

[@djtato86]

This video is sponsored by Oreo.

[@guapounggoy]

Eye of the beholder and whatnot, but the black girl and the Bette Midler lady seemed alright. The rest of them seem like parody. The one with the guys is just as bad.

[@kuningaskolassas4720]

Lynda seems fun

[@SimirJohnson]

Km guessing all but the one with the cake are still single

[@apriltaurean3668]

I think Belly Dancer Chic and Viking Fred would hv been a match!

[@duckbrew]

My goal in life is to have my own religion?? Wowee

[@Hydrosized]

Lmao!

[@5804Sko]

Dude, what Linda up to?

[@Branchofzion]

Janet can get it.

[@theVomitorium]

I thought for sure that the women were not gonna be as funny as the men. That is not the case.

[@SpookiYuki42]

I thought she said oil cookie and I was so confused and also disgusted because what is that?? She said oreo 🤦‍♀️

[@celebrityrog]

This isn't real... No way. The latex glove woman... REALLY? And a chocolate cake. I know people in the 80s were weird sometimes, I know, I lived through it, but I didn't think they were THIS weird.