Americas’s Dumbest Heist

[@VinceVintage]

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[@SupremeShuckle]

Yo Vince welcome back

[@popcornpizza8869]

Love your stuff man

[@tinyky2598]

UPLOADED AN HOUR AGO BUT COMMENTED FOUR HOURS AGO?

[@superior_supreme]

you changed the title while i waws watching it lol

[@gdmastermonkey]

How was this 8hr ago when the video was uploaded 5hr ago?

[@AcappellaTidbits]

8.00 as a security guard at 80 hours a week? Loomis Fargo deserved to be completely cleaned out.

[@HercadosP]

Minimum wage is still like $12 in most of the US today

[@AcappellaTidbits]

​@@HercadosP I'm in MS. 7.25 😞

[@isaacbrown4506]

This was also decades ago, so it probably was decent pay back then and he was probably just terrible with money to be real with you.

[@kaynkayn9870]

@@isaacbrown4506 no it was not lmao, kids do be thinking a decade is a century ago

[@trmn7060]

Thats like 18 an hour adjusted for inflation

[@viderevero1338]

David seems like the simultaneously luckiest, and unluckiest thief of all time. This is like something straight out of a Rockstar Game.

[@Cyberfan2167]

It's sounds like something straight from an 80s heist movie

[@OmarDeLaCruz-dz1sv]

Facts

[@ajohndaeal-asad6731]

@@Cyberfan2167I’m surprised it wasn’t made into a movie

[@mr.biscuit1055]

@@ajohndaeal-asad6731I think it actually was made into a movie called “Masterminds”

[@danielboxx-]

@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 it is a movie, its called Masterminds

[@Matthew-vw8xn]

The Mexican hitman also being a Steelers fan is the most craziest funniest plot twist I’ve ever heard

[@okinawakor]

frl

[@jacobmann5915]

The Steelers actually have a super large Mexican fan base. There’s a Mexican flag in their stadium

[@sonic23233]

I do find that silly as someone who lives in the Pittsburgh area

[@BiggieShrimpy]

My aunties here in New Mexico from Mexico like the steelers

[@ChondroMan]

He wasn't a hit man tho. He was just a Steelers fan. I'm willing to bet even if he wasn't a fan he still wouldn't had it.

[@ericfahnestock1031]

Remember kids, $10k deposit is just the amount of money where they are REQUIRED to report it. They will report anything that they think is suspicious, which is any amount of money you deposit after asking "how much money can I deposit before you have to report it"

[@JKnksrsly]

SMH this used to be a friendly question, or even complimentary advice

[@fireshard_]

The absolute balls to just say “hell yeah, i’d rob a bank again” is amazing. great video and amazing storytelling.

[@ryanm2628]

Bet he was saying something different during parole hearings

[@rileygladue3979]

@@ryanm2628 I think the context is different, if he went back to that moment he would've gone down that same crazy path but he'd definitely not rob another bank in his life

[@sunflowing]

Really? I thought it was all talk. Like, the product of what was prolly 6 years in prison cause I'm sure he got good behavior time. Just trying to look like a big kid.

[@bignoob24]

​@@sunflowing He took a Plea Deal for 7 Years and a got out in five. The man was asked if he'd do everything again and said yes. It's not even like he's acting hard so wdym all talk?

[@Mito383]

I don't blame this dude for wanting to rob the bank. They were robbing him every hour he worked.

[@taqiyyaconcarne6908]

He applied for the job, and continued to work there of his own volition.

[@DanielleAlek]

@@taqiyyaconcarne6908 Jobs that don't pay a comfortable living wage shouldn't exist, and any company that has employees who make below that should be shut down.

[@LarnelTheThird]

@@taqiyyaconcarne6908 Because he would've been homeless if he didn't?

[@notenoughmemes1847]

⁠@@taqiyyaconcarne6908 his choices being stick with a dead end job that paid little with no benefits and long hours, or probably die of exposure on the street. What else was he supposed to do? He probably wouldn’t have been able to get a better job. He was being exploited for his labour.

[@Baconcatboy]

I feel bad for the folks whose money was stolen. But f*ck the bank.

[@Dalauan_Sparrow]

he has insane plot armor

[@thatonedynamitecuber]

straight outta a movie

[@itsmoonlitbro]

@@thatonedynamitecuber There was actually a movie made out of this lol

[@Ohthatguy64]

@@itsmoonlitbro what's the name of the movie?

[@gregheffleysbf]

@@itsmoonlitbrohalfway into this video I was like why does this sound just like the movie

[@PROPLAYEN]

what's the name? ​@@itsmoonlitbro

[@Dog_in_tree]

Fun fact: intentionally depositing, withdrawing, or transferring just under 10k at a time specifically to avoid it being reported is actually a crime on it's own called structuring.

[@Absurdi5t]

Thanks I guess 8999 will work then

[@jeffrey.a.hanson]

It’s how a lot of criminals got away with crimes..then caught. I believe over $10k had to be reported, but could also land you in RICO cases. But, just under $10k soon became flagged by algorithms as suspicious activity without your knowledge. I’d assume the ‘structuring’ law is there to hold criminals on a charge while they build a larger fraud, racketeering or tax evasion case. Maybe I just watch too much American Greed lol.

[@MiguelRPD]

​@@Absurdi5tNope. I worked at Western Union and you are suspicious if you consistently send money too frequently. If $10k is the limit. And you are depositing $6k daily to stay "under the limit" it's still structuring. The best thing to do is weekly deposits with amounts far below the limit and visit different branches each time.

[@superanimeniac]

@@Absurdi5t still structuring. The crime is in depositing money in such a way that it's not taxable and won't draw attention from the feds. You ever hear of the creationist 'debater' Kent Hovind? He went to prison for structuring.

[@CrownJewel123]

Insane that wanting your money and not wanting to be questioned why you want your money is a crime LMAO

[@tverdyznaqs]

"steve from the mafia" just sound so wrong to me. aint no way anyone named steve has ever been in any mafia.

[@JiMuKai]

Maybe irish or kansas city mafia if you wanted to be charitable

[@charles2521]

Steve Ferrigno

[@TrainerGoldAlt]

@@charles2521 his name is Stefano Ferrigno

[@anubishorus4426]

lmao exactly

[@Manofthewoods.]

You must not know anyone in the mafia lol

[@chirsburrier1780]

Its actually not uncommon for Mexican people to be Steelers fans. Its like a big thing. Idk how it started exactly, but ye.

[@jossguerrero277]

Because in Mexico, before internet and cable, one of the only NFL match they show in public TV were Steelers against Cowboys, that's why there are a lot of Steelers and Cowboys fans

[@ilya1488krutoj]

@@jossguerrero277 it's actually because the founder of Steelers was mexican and is almost a national hero in Mexico

[@leoconway8340]

Roberto is the real MVP

[@FijianFala88]

Facts😂

[@JordanVegBike]

Mexicans are some of the nicest people so of course even the big, tough, tatted dude is going to have a conscience. The football team alliance was just wild coincidence to seal the deal aha.

[@limbeboy7]

Exactly he could tell something was off

[@okinawakor]

@@Manisfast realzies

[@acewingdum3857]

Spending nearly $20,000 in mexico in one month in the 90s is freaking wild af

[@danielhale1]

How is it possible that a company working with that much money thought it was smart to short their security staff?! This is leadership 101 -- pay the important people well. These guys have the keys to the kingdom and you're doing everything in your power to convince them to try it.

[@RaceChapman]

wait till you find out what bank employees and security guards make today lol

[@aturkeymain]

I feel that only applies with information, especially since money is so hard to steal anyways. It's something already discouraged by basically being guaranteed to be caught.

[@RichBurn]

cause they are insured and law enforcement has their back anyways.

[@chrisbarnett5303]

spared no expense

[@TheGuruStud]

Armored truck guys makes $14/hr

[@SeizureSalad]

poor dude just wanted a better life, stole $17 million, and still got screwed over

[@betergrif9504]

and still got a better life because of it

[@Jabarri74]

Always someone gonna take advantage of you

[@scottgregory4255]

“Stolen Mafia Valor” bro I’m dying lmao

[@NORTHKOREAANDCHINAYESTHDIC]

A.Y.G.A IS BETTER THAN YOU

[@binge_]

Could you imagine a GTA spinoff game about this? It'd go so hard. You'd play as David Ghantt, all but stranded in Mexico, money running out and stealing to survive. You'd play as Steve Chambers. After years of claiming to be mafia, he finally has enough money to make a name for himself. GTA: Cancun, coming out as soon as Rockstar gives me a job lmao

[@artillerypro]

I'd like the dynamic between the duo, like the main characters in hotline miami 2

[@plexyglass429]

"Press E to eat m&m"

[@NesLightGun]

The third character: Roberto, the big but poor Mexican man trying to get his family out of poverty

[@ivycomb]

You're the only creator on the platform I have all notifications turned on for at the moment Absolutely legendary storytelling

[@VinceVintage]

Dude!! Hell yeah! That means a lot coming from a fellow creator

[@mr.worldwide9680]

Honestly same

[@bigbsbrickreveiw3264]

​@@VinceVintagehey buddy I've been worried about you man I know I'm just a viewer of your channel but with the whole thing that's been going with you and that asshole I've been worried I hope you're doing better buddy I really do if you could give me an update me with a comment please tell me I'd really appreciate it

[@illeagle9560]

​@bigbsbrickreveiw3264 why use the word "asshole" if you're going to censor all but the a lmao

[@bigbsbrickreveiw3264]

@@illeagle9560 LOL my friend because I'm using voice text whatever I say into the microphone it types I don't know why it censors it LOL could you do me a favor and have a good day though I hope this comment made you laugh thanks for being so nice

[@Kalosius]

There is an underrated movie about this heist called "Masterminds" with Zach Galifianakis David Ghantt, Owen Wilson, Steve Chambers, Kristen Wig

[@Bil8l-b]

Yes, Masterminds is based on this

[@brooklynchilds9459]

I was looking in the comments to find somebody who would bring this up yay!!

[@Bil8l-b]

@@brooklynchilds9459 same here

[@cstieb_exceedingly_cool]

that movie is one of my favorites its a w movie

[@TheArtmann]

This story seemed so familiar but I didn't know where I've seen/heard it. I thought maybe was another documentary or KZbin video, but now I remember. It was that movie lol. Ty

[@nightytime]

You did not fall off.

[@glock-kay]

Someone commenting the opposite, finally!

[@Tona10186]

Always at peak

[@silverXnoise]

…or brush his hair.

[@armaghanwaqar7517]

Watch the video first

[@exwhyzee6521]

Fell on

[@noahm]

29:31 “Hell yeah”

[@leaneau]

Hell yeah

[@InternetAnarchist]

eating my breakfast watching this, always a good day when you post!

[@VinceVintage]

I hope those eggs are scrambled 🔥

[@FuturePastPerson]

Eggselent

[@McFlurry3301]

What time zone are you in how are you eating breakfast

[@SpiritOfHalloween31]

@@VinceVintage Thanks for the content. Btw your video on the Xbox hackers story, got me to get a shiny blue Xbox 360 Development Kit.

[@Par2731]

i always find you in the most random coments lol

[@MysticalHaloV2]

Who remembers the old video name "America's lowest IQ Heist"

[@VinceVintage]

The new title got more SPICE ya know?

[@darkability1393]

*Americas's

[@GMaster4308]

@@darkability1393 Nope, the old title said "America's." The new one says "Americas's."

[@darkability1393]

@@GMaster4308 Oh wait what, why did he change it to be wrong lol. It was "Americas's lowest IQ Heist" when I watched it

[@GMaster4308]

@@darkability1393 Dang lmao, no idea

[@brimstoneonsteam9069]

dude really turned a traumatic event of his neighbor into an ad. Wow.

[@therealbensoule652]

Based tbh the free market prevails

[@idunno6479]

Based af

[@_Gam3r]

its always im the 70th like and never 69th

[@themrluckykangaroo]

If you haven't seen the movie based on this very wild story, I HIGHLY recommend it!! It's a comedy called Masterminds, and Zach Galafianakis kills it the role of David. Hilarious, full of quotable lines and memorable scenes, and always a great rewatch. With that said, I thoroughly enjoyed this retelling, and hats off to the animator!

[@Ran_Dumb_libs]

Love your content!! Simple, explained, entertaining, informative, attention grabbing. DON’T STOP DUDE!

[@FinnySpam]

this is my... third? maybe fourth? video of yours and you have earned my subscription, bc my adhd, dopamine deficient ass has been sitting here for actual literal hours watching them all in a row. i even forgot to eat and drink water. i am now very hungry and very thirsty. thank you kind sir for activating my hyperfocus that has only rarely been activated without stimulant medication and/or (later on as i aged) illicit substances for almost a decade. thank you so much

[@FinnySpam]

i did actually mean to subscribe like after the first video, but i was too focused on finding another vid from you to remember to do it lol

[@mayna2083]

missed you vince! ty for an upload

[@VicJang]

Hey Vince, I really like your videos. You have a unique writing and storytelling skill. There are lots of KZbinr telling crime stories like this, but yours has such a special flavor that I’ve never seen elsewhere. Please keep up the great work.

[@juststuff_yt]

I literally can't get enough of your content. Thank you for making these amazing videos, you do great at storytelling.

[@ErlingHooland]

Been binging your video documentaries for the past few hours. Some of the best Ive seen on KZbin, you are absolutely fantastic at storytelling and every single ending to your videos has me laughing in joy. Good stuff, amazing stuff

[@9pathNick]

Them showing up in Steelers unis and becoming friends gotta be one the funniest things 😂

[@PatrickBaptist]

Wow just $8 an hour.... Banks don't pay worth a hoot, I worked for bank of america in their call center for $8 an hour back in 14-15.

[@nooicemate3456]

I’ve literally binge watched all of Vince’s videos in the last week and now I get this gift. Blessings from heaven.

[@Classicsonic4080]

Thanks!

[@AudioReplica2023]

11 years in jail..while been admired and respected by inmates? jeez ...he made that time really comfortable.

[@The1QuietOne]

"When asked if he would do it again, he said hell yeah." That's such a badass response, what a great way to wrap the story up

[@Widembois]

New Vince vintage baby

[@andyhowie9339]

Steve's cheesy smile in every picture of him throughout this whole story is amazing 🤣🤣

[@andyhowie9339]

Infact ALL of the animations in this full thing are funny as fuck I'm howling 🤣🤣

[@IliketheBears]

Idk why ive seen alot of similar channels to yours but the way you tell these stories is just better

[@billiam]

Great video as always!!

[@sdht6107]

verified oooo

[@pengos1639]

YESS THE LEGEND FINALLY UPLOADED AFTER LIKE HALF A YEAR, I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH

[@illeagle9560]

A quarter of a year, only been 3 months

[@pengos1639]

@@illeagle9560 feels like a year

[@tjnucnuc]

These were people from near my hometown. Really are hero’s of mine.

[@iVirtuall]

your story telling is so good

[@Happy_viewing824]

You would kill it if you just posted more - your voice is like listening to a action thriller, literally an actors voice. I’m just trying to say I love your videos.

[@mmmapplesauce1673]

Remember: Always be good to the people protecting your shit

[@kukui79]

​@@taqiyyaconcarne6908 The workers are the hand that feeds. Corporations have nothing if nobody is protecting the billions they hoard and keep out of the economy.

[@Jabarri74]

@@taqiyyaconcarne6908 Maybe if they fed him a bit more then he wouldn't have got caught. Handing cash into a bank with an identifier on it wasn't the smartest move either

[@dryparsley1961]

I love how in most cases it would be a situation of, “I’ll never do this again”, but for David it was a, “hell yeah I would”.

[@AndrewMcGill0]

thank you so much one day i saw a snapchat spotlight about this that gave no names and i have always wanted to learn more i apreciate the banger

[@michaelwu2370]

When asked if he would do it all over again he said “hell yea” 😂😂😂

[@swinzy0]

Would normally watch something of this length at 2X speed but it's Vince so you know I gotta lock in and fix my attention span.

[@michaelgeorge4643]

Dude, same! Any video longer than 10 minutes, I'm speeding it up. I have ADHD and people talk deliberately slowly. But Vince tells fascinating stories, they're entertaining and well-researched. I can keep it at 1x speed and when the video is over, I'm sad lol. Very, very few youtubers can do that for me

[@twotruckslyrics]

@@michaelgeorge4643i like speeding it up too but then the music is messed up and 😔

[@MrMan-sy4ev]

The craziest part of the story is paying people $8 an hour to look after millions of dollars. How could you not expect some like this to come along? Being underpaid is the leading cause of corruption in law enforcement around the world.

[@Byte_Youtube]

Bro I would have took the Hamburger Helper 💀💀💀

[@squishy1875]

I love these videos! Really enjoy how they're told like detailed stories. Your style of humor never gets old either. Keep up the great work! :D

[@patrickobrien9481]

Jeez you nearly lost me there! I thought you'd passed away or something...glad to see you back

[@Caydiem]

I don't feel sorry at all for the bank if they can't even pay their employees more than 8 bucks an hour.

[@swpyro]

Love to see a vince upload

[@cece160797]

Vince really is the most amazing storyteller on this platform! This dude could make even the most boring story into a Hollywood movie plot

[@DarkViperAU]

Great vid mate, always happy to see you upload. Fuck that sounds like something one of the bots would say. W.e, wish you the best.

[@Somedudewithaflare]

that's weird

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

The view count to comment like ratio is *MILLION TO ONE*

[@dontaylucero]

These are great. Something about your storytelling ability and the editing makes these gripping

[@831Dre]

Hope all is well with that situation you were in. Glad to see you back brother

[@OB.x]

Fun fact, i worked security at a race track, gambling. We had loomis show up. We would always be like "hey the monday thing we're not supposed to talk about is here" lmao

[@wydjakee]

Love you Vince! You post the best videos.

[@demeter-the-great]

Brilliant video. I’m so glad the other mess is behind you. That must’ve been brutal.

[@mynameislucius]

HE’S BACK!! Let’s go baby!! I’m so happy to see you make a comeback!!

[@TheTechn9neforlife]

My favorite storyteller on KZbin. It's always a good day when Vince uploads. Thank you for your dedication to delivering high quality content.

[@insanimal2]

Always glad to see you upload!

[@dodgermaven]

That's a great story man. Just discovered you're channel, definitely subscribing. You had me hooked all the way through.

[@Bested123]

Poor David he just keeps getting screwed over, kinda rooting for him rn ngl. Betrayed by his "lover" and manipulated by innate human emotions.

[@speez71]

I paused just to say, after seeing all the pics, and knowing it can't really be them, that you nailed that part. The hair on the girlfriend, the mustache on the mafia guy, the look on the main dude, hilarious.

[@benhabot9526]

BRO I LITERALLY WATCHED A DOC ON THIS FIVE DAYS AGO!!!! What a good way to come back, Vince!!

[@jermicidal7506]

There's a movie about it too, with Zach Galifianakis

[@taqiyyaconcarne6908]

Masterminds

[@JayKay0916]

You’re easily one of my favorite creators on this platform man. Killer vid as always.

[@is33b3atifulgh0sts]

man i just came back to this account. i found vince when he had less than 100k subs. i was watching him saying “damn, this guys underrated, he should have more subs.” ive been here since the first vid, then he kinda went inactive so i forgot about him. today, i go through my subbed channels bc i have probably close to 1000 or so, and i see this guy has absolutely, extraordinarily BLOWN, and went from a 30k or so subs, to 600k and im so happy about it. glad to see you shine vince

[@elilevenshus7789]

Vince, your visuals are great, your script is funny, and your storytelling is superb. So many twists and turns in these cases. Thank you for making these videos, and I hope you keep making them into the future.

[@vikingleaders]

0:01 is where this starts btw

[@J0NNYLURVECABBAGE]

Good to see you're still kicking.

[@BlueLightningHawk]

29:10 You said David was sentenced to 11 years in prison, but the newspaper on screen contradicts this saying David was sentenced to 7.5 years.

[@bubzilla6137]

It says, "For $17 million, 11 years" Edit: I looked closer.. You're right! In tiny print next to his pic it does say 7½ years. Good eye! 🙂 Steven was sentenced to 11½ years, not David.

[@Barry-Sweaty]

Thanks VV. I needed this. Missed your face too.

[@thatandysalmon]

When Roberto came through with a clean Steelers based conscious was a beautiful moment in this crazy story.

[@raana9586]

Your storytelling method is great. I typically scroll through my phone while listening to videos but I was captivated the whole way through.

[@DegeneragentX]

Steve deserves to be in GTA 6 for this. Moral of the story: Always pay your help. Loomis didn't, look what happened. Steve didn't, look what happened.

[@VivaRevolucionDGS]

Good to have you back, Vince. KZbin is a better place when you post regularly.

[@kxperisawsome]

FINALY YOU UPLOAD LOVE UR CONTENT

[@jacobburesh8522]

the retro encabulator video at 5:36 was a nice touch

[@xavroy07]

Dude I cant wait until your super rich and famous, you deserve it like your production is insane. Just remember even if your growth is like slow your gonna expload again just like youve done so many times over youll reach a million hell even 10 million in no time. GL man

[@absolutelyanika]

so glad i stumbled upon this video. i'm going to binge watched your whole channel now thank you!

[@jowsnow7432]

You uploading this vid made my morning

[@BlueDingo555]

Morning? Geez it’s 4:31 pm on the leftist coast. What continent are you on? Great video though,wasn’t it? Glad to see he’s back!

[@chillax7098]

Welcome back man! Top notch content All the love from Lebanon 🇱🇧

[@raiderunbeatable6306]

I love this channel. How smooth the movement of the characters and the way you talk the story is awesome.

[@talhaahsanlondon]

Great to see a new episode from my favourite KZbin storyteller. I like rewatching old ones too from time to time if I'm eating alone at my desk. You've really hit on a golden formula. It would be great if you did an affordable course on creating video stories like these.

[@joshs.6426]

Vince continues to be be one of the highest quality and underrated creators on the platform! Keep up the good work

[@manemobiili]

This guy was so likeable he friended his way out of multiple hitmen. Ain't that some s#!t?

[@lillakieah]

8 dollars an hour to guard all of a banks money with your life is wild business

[@semibreve]

This literally would've been an amazing heist if Steve and his wife weren't idiots about the money.

[@iloveemeralds4622]

The dumbest thing was that Kelly should have been the first to have a hit placed on them. She coulda been their fall guy. The rest of em had no connection with her so if she died she couldn’t say anything to the cops. After that they could have killed David.

[@justiceforjack]

I love your content, my man. Keep up the good work!

[@Leon_Sancho]

So good to see you man. VINCE IS STILL GOING!!!!!!

[@cg167]

"RIP David Ghantt; Damn, it's dark down here" LOL

[@Kall_Me_Koro]

Hey man, hope that hacker guy isn't still harassing you

[@AxeIx]

I hope your neighbour is ok! Hearing that I'm shocked on what happened to him.

[@asked8548]

Get this man to 1 million subs

[@Dan-mm1yl]

I will get him over 1 million subs check back in 4 months it will be done