[Vinesauce] Joel - Are You Smarter Than A 5Th Grader? Highlights ( Part 1 )

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Timestamps
0:00 - Intro
1:44 - Joey's America knowledge
2:51 - Fussy Baby VS The World
16:21 - Outro

[@PoluxYT]

Are you smarter than a cheese grater?

[@JosephShemelewski]

No

[@dgguy6]

Damn i gotta fight one now preferably with my face

[@lachendermann5408]

An interesting fact from any of the normal kids: did you know I barfed once? An interesting fact from Ava: Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stand in constant opposition to one another

[@gardares]

As a hardcore leftist I'm saying that her quote was very questionable. It doesn't matter if oppressed or oppressor performing violence, but it *does* matter greatly who suffers the violence. Whole marxist theory is based on violence against oppressed (system) and violence against oppressors (revolution). Her take is more like: *Yo, bro, it's ok to beat other oppressed people if you're oppressed.*

[@user-ol6sp4qz1h]

​@@gardares 23094092902530945398458????

[@Siphonay]

@@gardares She’s not saying it’s acceptable or moral, she just says it shouldn’t be judged by the same standards. I think the rest is up to interpretation

[@whateverdope]

She's black so "fight the power" must be her identity after all

[@lowpolyzoe]

The quote isn't wrong it's just really intense for a 5th grader to say and significantly more complicated than a one-sentence slogan. Too complicated for like, a teenager to understand, let alone a preteen. A preteen's idea of An Oppressor is their math teacher who they don't like

[@wombat8812]

FUSSY BABY

[@DarkOverlord96]

07:05 Joel doing his best Dr. Robotnik impression.

[@sabrinamarinko1128]

Joel yelling No at these kids trying to help kills me, im glad those were included

[@beeeennnnnnn]

8:05 Joey screaming NOOOOO as his name is revealed to be 'Fussy Baby'

[@MrAluminum]

Complete. Global. Fussy. Baaaaby.

[@mitzo4526]

3:33 marxist baby

[@Wohlfe]

I've graduated college and I consider myself a pretty well read, knowledgeable person, yet I have never heard anaphoric in my life. Apparently neither has my spell check lol

[@KrvaviAbadas]

Doughie how com u play BABBY games? why u no schüt?

[@TransistorBased]

jyouwel liv in swoedin an cannoet schut th gan

[@AssoeAlt]

As an avid Joey enjoyer, I'll be skipping this episode, as I already know that the answer is: no he is not

[@TayoEXE]

All the more reason to watch, no?

[@Avacado_Official]

8:34 Close enough, welcome back Colour Fun

[@cinnaqua]

8:36 he said the thing!

[@EdgarAllan2pointPoe]

What kind of sociopath starts a multiple choice question with "true or false" and makes true the second choice?

[@RayKoopa]

programmers cuz false=0 and true=1 or non-null and then its sorted lol im fun at parties also im bald

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

@@RayKoopa Haha bald haha bald

[@RayKoopa]

@@moh.syafrianabie8899 *Baldness ON

[@robng9064]

Do 5th graders even know what africa is ?

[@gardares]

6:40 *Where Dar es Salaam is located?* Me: It's not even a capital, wtf. #6 in largest african cities! Do you expect 5th graders to know where Cluj-Napoca (unofficial capital of Transylvania) and Birobidzhan (administrative center of Jewish Autonomous Oblast in Russia) are located?

[@powergannon]

I had never even heard of Dar es Salaam in my life and this question wants you to choose its exact location on a map, not even multiple choice? Like come on!

[@gardares]

Corrected info, not #16, #6 now. The growth of population is real, but scary.

[@capacitatedflux]

The 5th grader present, Isak, also didn't know, so the 5th grader is also Not Smarter Than A 5th Grader.

[@novarat4089]

i didnt even know madagascar had cities

[@soggu6282]

sassy empowered black woman holding a gun to your head on national televison for not knowing where Ouagadougou is, btw this is more imortant for a child to memorize than how to do taxes sweetie

[@strider984]

2:50-3:50 this bit belongs in a museum. Absurdism at its best

[@launchpending]

14:05 me when yoey upload

[@t-revor6420]

I lost it when Joey started calling for Chowder the way you call a dog, I am in tear on the floor laughing

[@shiethegal]

WHERE THE F*CK IS JEFF FOXWORTHY!?!?

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

IP Hell. Apparently, the rights lapsed when Nickelodeon got it so now it's owned by whomever made this game.

[@4rumani]

You will never be a "gal"

[@Masked_Pirate_Geist]

3:33 What the absolute fuck?!

[@iamrepairmanman]

Ava be like: stay woke

[@shaunparadis1921]

Ava says violence is the answer

[@thatguy1593]

based

[@rav6324]

Lets be honest, a normal 5th grader would be at home smoking weed and playing halo instead of actually remembering all this shit

[@trashman1605]

You had quite a childhood

[@catmacopter8545]

your experiences are not universal

[@TheSilly6403]

Sorry your childhood was like that lol

[@jvne_]

you smoked weed at 11 years old?

[@gigamercer7874]

You were the coolest child ever

[@mrpingasman3079]

Bean. Greaser.

[@fluoriteByte]

Its kind of fucked up how i got the anaphore one, Literal french studies trauma

[@limeadeTV]

Are you smarter than a bowling ball?

[@FaustY2K]

you'd put the best overall 5th grader in the USA and they'd not answer right half of these questions 😂

[@niceoftheprincess3197]

Why is hearing them say fussy baby so funny

[@Rezplz]

What's 9+10

[@SimpleSaemple]

I don't fucking understand why "Go" is anaphoric. Could someone enlighten me?

[@gardares]

Anaphora (lexical/rhetorical, not linguistical) is a repetition of the initial parts of two or more relatively independent segments of speech. It's simpler this way. >Go big >Or >Go home "Or" and "big" aren't repeated, meanwhile "Go" is repeated.

[@TallTapper]

no im not (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

[@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468]

Have hug! 🤗

[@TallTapper]

@@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468 thank you mr highlight man... we love you... 🫂

[@Blue_0724]

15:00 Bruh that's not Island

[@pikmin_79]

This game is so stinky. Like why does it look this weird?

[@naherathe]

looks like those flash games of who wants to be a millionaire, also love your pfp :)

[@Biscotum]

Shovelware artstyle meant to appeal to children and mobile gamers.

[@pikmin_79]

@@naherathe thank you :)

[@QuartQ3]

wokeness

[@pourgoi_6100]

its definitely the tumblr artstyle

[@shmovinnn]

fiveth

[@skogen5357]

Fejk Swede

[@userisFriend]

Bro talking like vampire cookie (He is from cookie run made by dev sisters)

[@greaterdanemark2397]

“Violence from the oppressed is not the same as violence from the oppressor” HELL YEAH AVA

[@elliot_rat]

it's 2024 how about we all stop being fucking mean to each other, especially people who were literally not born during the whatever

[@Goldenblade14]

Little did anyone know, Ava was brought up by hardcore Black Lives Matter activists.

[@Melonposting]

WE

[@del6921]

WUZ

[@LostSnowdrift]

combobreaker

[@ChaosSwissroIl]

@@LostSnowdrift Here Kang, you dropped this 👑

[@thatonebackgroundcharacter2194]

Chronically online MFs trying not to say "WE WUZ KANGS" after seeing a black person doing literally anything:

[@liammcgrath7051]

holy shit based ava

[@ChaosSwissroIl]

Why is there marxoid shit in a children's videogame?

[@kaiyote7924]

I beg you to speak English. wtf does that mean

[@jordansunlight4765]

what are you on about brother

[@ChaosSwissroIl]

@@kaiyote7924 I am asking why the developers tried to legitimize political violence in a children's game.

[@dumbdumb3387]

Cause based

[@Melonposting]

This is what current year devs do now. Everything is political, you can’t just make a fun game

[@capacitatedflux]

FUSSY BABY