[Vinesauce] Joel - Christmas Beans Highlights ( Joel Eats Cardboard )

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The horrific realization that Joel didn’t have his taste buds ruined by the hot sauce, he was just Swedish

[@itapple53]

Swedish people when they see rotten fish be like "This is some gourmet shit" Edit: here is another. Swedish people when they eat a stink bug be like "Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food"

[@Nico78Not]

For real though, swedish people can eat literal shit and say "10/10 would eat again"

[@HellishSpoon]

Joel should try eating a air plane next

[@Haispawner]

@@HellishSpoon Or worse, airplane food.

[@SickTwistedQueen]

I like how Ozzy sounds like he swallowed an entire guitar amp when the instrumental is just very mellow jazz music.

[@Scott...]

He sounds like he’s singing through one of those robot speech holes smokers have

[@ShadiC636]

In times of an apocalypse, Joel would be one of the toughest survivors as he can literally eat anything.

[@matiasbenitez980]

Unironically he would live through the apocalypse eating bugs, shit and drinking his piss

[@zentyler1646]

He is also very charming and can thus form lots of connections with other survivors. Joel would do great in the Fallout world.

[@FalkVonKrone]

Swedish L.A Beast

[@qwertzy121212]

Post apocalyptic joey chewing on an old rusting car like "I don't know what you guys are talking about, this is great"

[@Pooer]

He's one of Jerma's rats.

[@notanotter7900]

Tune in next year when funny streamer Joel drinks literal sewer water and is somehow fine with it

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Joel: "1, 2, 3, Shoenice. ... It's just water. Wait, why it's just taste like water?! What's wrong with me, man? I drink all the sewer water! No, chat shut up! I'm not crazy!"

[@Exobiologic]

Inb4 the fecal funny stream that ends joey's twitch career

[@FelipeJaquez]

Scandinavian dinner consists of a healthy balance of cardboard dipped in stromberg with a side of stinkbug beans and for dessert the saltiest candy ever.

[@varamies2039]

In Finland we have Pettu bread which is made of trees

[@aussiejo5764]

Around here, dinner consists of chips

[@DrPenz]

@@varamies2039 tree bark sammich

[@tomasc0202]

Don't forget the surstromming. Makes them immune to stinky food

[@jeman1448]

0:20 Joel activates his night vision goggles.

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

POV: Sam Fisher is watching you watching this

[@rhipeinik9375]

Good one

[@friendhaus1858]

i smiled and shook my head, thank you

[@en3839]

Given Swedes are known for fermenting fish for 5 years in barrels and then spreading it on toast I’m surprised both he and chat are expecting him to be grossed out by any flavor

[@HawkBreland]

succ the feesh juice

[@eduardogiraldez5471]

Didn't know Joel had the "Lead belly" perk unlocked.

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

He also has the Ghoulish and Cannibal perks unlocked.

[@Alnora]

I get it now. Joel is so ostensibly afraid of aliens because he is in fact trying to distract us from his own alienness. It's the only explanation for enjoying the vomit flavor. Marcianito es Joey.

[@Nightmare78hAlo]

The Scandinavian kitchen prepares your taste buds for anything in life

[@HerohammerStudios]

Don't rope everyone else into this bullshit! This is all on those fucking swedes

[@shirueto748]

Joel making ribs for Christmas just further proves he's secretly American

[@FoxerTails]

I love how when he originally did it, he was so mad he couldn't taste anything gross and chat was calling him a weirdo, but now he just accepts it and wears it like a badge of honor as if he can eat anything now. Lol

[@megamaggotmrh9085]

Fun fact: Ozzy doesn't remember ever doing anything with Jessica Simpson and doesn't regret doing it because he can't remember doing it.

[@kkyoshi64]

You know that one futurama episode where Bender tries to become a chef but struggles because he literally doesn't have a sense of taste and therefore all his meals usually turn out disgusting or toxic? I'm beginning to suspect that Joel's guests weren't actually too full to eat those ribs if he can stomach an entire box of horrible jelly beans, box included.

[@Polarweebqc38]

Yeah... you might be right.

[@Nico78Not]

Oh shit... Now it makes sense.

[@redfield2308]

that's just his daily diet cardboard and chips for dinner (washed down with Mug)

[@HerohammerStudios]

Better than most swedish cuisine, let's be honest

[@EveIrkens]

Hearing Joel talk about what his parents got him for Christmas and sounding genuinely happy about it is undeniably wholesome. :)

[@TallTapper]

he loves it

[@xanaxor88]

European cuisine hits different. I eat my local intestine soup with some fermented cabbage on the side and chase it down with a mug of milk. Some funny beans do not scare me.

[@mannmctrash]

As a Brit, I can't go even a week without Haggis, stuffed with Faggots, deep fried for 72 hours and then covered with curry sauce. A time honored tradition.

[@ChargeQM]

Man, this whole Ozzy singing Christmas carols concept was originally a joke, but you KNOW someone in a suit who did too much cocaine and molested too many starlets saw this joke and went 'FUCK YEAH LETS MAKE IT FOR REAL'

[@SeanSMST]

*cough* sharon

[@DeltaChairlines]

This truly proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Joel is indeed built differently.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

The true Bean Boozled challenge is now for the company to make a flavor that repulses Joel.

[@cho-ws4bf]

If they could somehow distil the essence of the snusk juice, they might have a fighting chance

[@skull-chan7703]

That’s easy, make an actually appetizing bean flavor. He is such a contrarian that he would hate that.

[@buzgljodin]

they need to make a european version

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

Swedish fish beans

[@Choccykituwu]

This is proof that Joel literally eats nails for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

[@FappleJackity]

Holy shit I can't wait to see what animators can make with this

[@Glory2Snowstar]

That Ossi video is now a new Christmas tradition for me, you've infected one more mind with this knowledge Jobel congrats

[@Crazy56U]

9:38 The way he fucking said that implied he wanted to eat the box all stream, but was looking for the excuse to finally do it.

[@feralgamer1639]

He Clearly Likes it!

[@Dia06]

He Clearly Likes it!

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

He Clearly Likes It!

[@bazzjedimaster]

The loathsome stinkbug eater strikes again

[@Bostonzombie]

Hope everyone had a good crimbo and holiday

[@da_real_Fish]

IT'S HAPPEING AGAIN

[@sonicplys64]

SLEIGH BELLS RIIIIIINNNNG

[@doburu4835]

00:20 Splinter cell Night Vision.wav

[@Pooer]

Funni sweden man screaming at his monitor while having a mouthfull of cardboard.

[@zentyler1646]

Some kids at school brought a mini pack of these Stinky Beanies or whatever the hell they're called. I took about 5-8 of them and stuffed all of them in my mouth. The beans didn’t taste that bad, but my breath did (it stank like vomit).

[@HawkBreland]

it's happening again. what a loathesome existence.

[@k7x1e]

Crombus has returned to jobelito land

[@waker_link]

Joel the type of person to fail to open an MRE and just eat the package of it instead

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

3:07 Prime Example of Foreshadowing, Vince should take notes

[@joshuamccutcheon]

0:20 Joel’s best wheeze yet

[@massineguettab6245]

Vomi is actually vomit in french hon hon hon! 3:34

[@FappleJackity]

Only real Swedes eat the rind on the bean boozled

[@sheepishly6942]

I'LL EAT THE SKY! I'LL EAT DEATH!! - chainsaw man?

[@lotf5lordofthe595]

Joel saying he will eat everything is the most Alex Jones thing he ever said.

[@godofawsome02]

The Ozzy bit is still funny somehow

[@swaggaming2564]

CRIMMUS

[@Freesteve905]

Swedish taste buds be like

[@_wingtip]

10:57 Ultra Beanstinked

[@felix4049]

Maximumussy

[@pl4c3holder]

the reason why joel didn't dislike the beans is because he's swedish

[@firstnamlastnam2141]

Ozzy looks and sings like Tara the Android

[@MimickFox]

Eye lobe Yoey, E maek goob kuntent.

[@Gloopyglopglip]

i lov crimbus :)

[@TekoMuto]

Maximumë Pãin

[@Scuffkin412]

I guess swedes are just literally built different

[@mimotakito1114]

Someone please animate 8:27 - 9:11.

[@angreface4214]

Local barf enjoyer eats boogers, stink bugs, barf, dog food, dirty bandages and more.

[@Asphyxiia74]

it would be perfect if vinny who actually sent u these beans

[@Lotte_Da]

I had a dog food one once and it was horrible

[@happymoomoocow]

Swedish moment

[@bankruptedwizard1413]

This is why Swedish people are banned from doing this challenge, because God designed them to win, and that isn't fair.

[@hankster1128]

Imagine being a newcomer to the stream at 10:10

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

*_YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH_*

[@Versakken]

this does say a lot about society

[@naranara1690]

Us Americans hate when they go way too hard on those patriotic songs too. Super obnoxious.

[@JUST_Sl3nderTWO]

8:55 joel sounds like Jens kidman

[@iamskyale]

Hmmmmm vomi

[@aussiejo5764]

So what’s that thing joel says before he eats something?

[@failedabortion1894]

Shoenice

[@xBIGFLATSx]

They set Ozzys vocal production to "all caps" unfortunately

[@thatchris1626]

Did Ozzy use an autotune?….

[@aussiejo5764]

No that’s his original voice (real) :)

[@June-413]

he used every single effect

[@sloppyslabba]

where dwarf fortress you absolute juggernaut of a man?

[@Googlesucksballs]

Joel's taste buds are just as tone deaf as Ozzy's singing.