[Vinesauce] Joel - Game Dev Tycoon ( Part 1 )

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Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Күн бұрын

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@RenaldLefebvre
@RenaldLefebvre 9 жыл бұрын
Once again Joel, you try to follow your artistic vision and it leads you to bankruptcy and pain.
@flashmozzg
@flashmozzg 9 жыл бұрын
+Renald Lefebvre (DraxxKraven) His artistic vision being him siting with unpublished game for months until he goes -50k+ xD
@whathefrig
@whathefrig 9 жыл бұрын
People can't enjoy the work of a true artist. such as Joel.
@tuesday0846
@tuesday0846 5 жыл бұрын
Hey its the KZbinr man
@angiejones7489
@angiejones7489 5 жыл бұрын
@@flashmozzg Forgetting to click the giant green button that says *FINISH*
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 9 жыл бұрын
I once scored a perfect 10/10 across the board with a game titled "Muppets go to 'Nam: REDUX" and proceeded to laugh my balls off.
@timturbo7727
@timturbo7727 6 жыл бұрын
Troggie42 I'd play that
@ExtraWubs
@ExtraWubs 6 жыл бұрын
How can you laugh your balls off if you dont have any rooSmug
@sterlingbirks9101
@sterlingbirks9101 6 жыл бұрын
Breakfast
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes
@madiserket2
@madiserket2 6 жыл бұрын
no kids for u
@TrogdorMan
@TrogdorMan 9 жыл бұрын
I like the part where Joel sits there without clicking finished and goes into bankruptcy.
@mineplaymod9000
@mineplaymod9000 4 жыл бұрын
*OH, YOU HAVE TO CLICK FINISH, DAMN.*
@حَسن-م3ه9ظ
@حَسن-م3ه9ظ 4 жыл бұрын
Which time?
@RayitoMSF
@RayitoMSF 4 жыл бұрын
10:21
@حَسن-م3ه9ظ
@حَسن-م3ه9ظ 4 жыл бұрын
@@RayitoMSF that happened twice.
@eckitronix
@eckitronix 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, so your profile icon is Bowser labelled Kerog and I have a "How to draw Nintendo characters" book that also called Bowser 'Kerog', does anyone know what that's about?
@valentino6824
@valentino6824 8 жыл бұрын
i'd be honored to accidentally be timed by Joel himself.
@jadamwah_
@jadamwah_ 6 жыл бұрын
Valentino same
@deleteduser7338
@deleteduser7338 6 жыл бұрын
Valentino oh cool your racist
@deleteduser7338
@deleteduser7338 6 жыл бұрын
Valentino nvm u can stay alive
@deleteduser7338
@deleteduser7338 6 жыл бұрын
Don't be salty. Take a joke
@canineconch7011
@canineconch7011 6 жыл бұрын
It would be like being punished by god because you ate a churro.
@napkin60
@napkin60 9 жыл бұрын
I was confused as to why Joel wanted an airplane game until I scrolled down and looked at the date. Whoops.
@nekelaznup4644
@nekelaznup4644 6 жыл бұрын
*cough* *cough*
@oldmanmorton4705
@oldmanmorton4705 5 жыл бұрын
​@@cavvygrave Well, you see Al Queso's bois did a spicy mama mia in New York and Washington 14 years ago on that specific day. And Joel wanted to make an airplane game.
@redvel5042
@redvel5042 5 жыл бұрын
@Zombo Bombo Late, but look at the month and the day. You may notice something.
@Awesmman
@Awesmman 5 жыл бұрын
Oh
@CWINDOWSsystem32
@CWINDOWSsystem32 4 жыл бұрын
Airplane+Horror+Simulation
@Darkfreed0m
@Darkfreed0m 9 жыл бұрын
7/11 was a part-time job.
@doobullis2591
@doobullis2591 9 жыл бұрын
+Darkfreedom von Moor Store clerks can't open steel safes. The FDA is in on it.
@NyxxyNightstar
@NyxxyNightstar 9 жыл бұрын
+Darkfreedom von Moor Rajesh did 7/11
@jfun300
@jfun300 9 жыл бұрын
Slushies can't melt plastic straws
@nicklemay8056
@nicklemay8056 9 жыл бұрын
Joel fuel can't melt twitch streams
@flyingtoast27
@flyingtoast27 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, you.
@tastywindex
@tastywindex 9 жыл бұрын
trust me, my uncle jobel works at vinetendo
@bidoof367
@bidoof367 6 жыл бұрын
my uncle ybrsijkhgnweshiogjsmeiofhsejukf is the king of microsoft and atlantis on the moon
@Colon-D...
@Colon-D... 6 жыл бұрын
my dad works at nintendoh and they are adding steve from roblox to smash bros 10
@Colon-D...
@Colon-D... 6 жыл бұрын
im not lying guys
@Colon-D...
@Colon-D... 6 жыл бұрын
:(((
@Curlyheart
@Curlyheart 5 жыл бұрын
My Uncle is Fucking Cthulhu
@LikaLaruku
@LikaLaruku 9 жыл бұрын
Picks "text based adventure." Gives it relatively high graphics.
@EarrapeMasterTM
@EarrapeMasterTM 9 жыл бұрын
Gotta have that HD font.
@HarlemHusky
@HarlemHusky 9 жыл бұрын
+Earrape Master Dat high-quality comic sans doe
@dylandowling1
@dylandowling1 9 жыл бұрын
+HarlemHusky it's byoutiful. BYOUTIFUL.
@cannon9009
@cannon9009 8 жыл бұрын
well people need those good fonts like comic sans
@elisttm
@elisttm 8 жыл бұрын
Then people realize that undertale has amazing graphics and has the comic sans font in it i guess
@Caledon91
@Caledon91 7 жыл бұрын
VinEA: The inspirational story of Ronald McDonald, an alleged drug addict pissed off at McDonald's for stealing his name, originally turning to game development to spite them but accidentally creates a best selling game franchise about crackheads.
@wyattbarron2734
@wyattbarron2734 7 жыл бұрын
hhhooollly shit thats DreamWorks they made the company to spite Disney but then made a cult classic "Shrek"
@masicbemester
@masicbemester 4 жыл бұрын
Crackhead Sim is to VinEA what Shrek is to DreamWorks
@ishdx9374
@ishdx9374 3 жыл бұрын
When you accidentally create game #5
@doomman7349
@doomman7349 8 жыл бұрын
"How about a sexy puzzle dating sim horror RTS?" Almost what Huniepop is.
@InactiveOwO420
@InactiveOwO420 8 жыл бұрын
Except without the sexy puzzle dating sim part.
@Praxium
@Praxium 7 жыл бұрын
Once you date the cat girl it's all horror
@thehuniebeedude
@thehuniebeedude 7 жыл бұрын
Parapraxium yes
@BeeFizzle
@BeeFizzle 7 жыл бұрын
Parapraxium nah that's the dream mane.
@I_Like_Mipha
@I_Like_Mipha 6 жыл бұрын
Parapraxium what do you mean it's the fun part
@TimedropStudios
@TimedropStudios 9 жыл бұрын
"It's crucial that this game gets shat out onto the market and that people like it" You now understand game design fully!
@apatheticAstronaut
@apatheticAstronaut 9 жыл бұрын
people say that undertale is a ripoff of earthbound.. but in reality, it was based off of bone zone.
@Bulletproof222
@Bulletproof222 9 жыл бұрын
Do people actually say it ripped off Earthbound? Are they that stupid?
@apatheticAstronaut
@apatheticAstronaut 9 жыл бұрын
Bulletproof222 yes
@Bulletproof222
@Bulletproof222 9 жыл бұрын
ThePolarclaw Oh god...
@apatheticAstronaut
@apatheticAstronaut 9 жыл бұрын
Bulletproof222 ooooh yes
@Bulletproof222
@Bulletproof222 8 жыл бұрын
Xander Martin Ya but he's a troll isn't he?
@lait3967
@lait3967 8 жыл бұрын
Crackhead Sim 2002 is pretty much Fallout 2 with drug use.
@squabbbb
@squabbbb 8 жыл бұрын
so fallout 2 with fallout new vegas?
@kostus0013
@kostus0013 8 жыл бұрын
Ædge Lord It's a 2D remake of New Vegas.
@thinkiamsad
@thinkiamsad 8 жыл бұрын
LAIT so fallout 2 new Reno had hecka drugs
@laserraptor3646
@laserraptor3646 7 жыл бұрын
Fallout 2 *had* drug use. You could in fact get addicted to drugs and fuck up your character.
@spectratio
@spectratio 7 жыл бұрын
so it was just fallout 2
@MidnightPlus1
@MidnightPlus1 9 жыл бұрын
Revangence is not the worst title for a game. Touch Dic is.
@Trisaaru
@Trisaaru 9 жыл бұрын
i'm playing touch dic right now😋
@MidnightPlus1
@MidnightPlus1 9 жыл бұрын
Spork healy U fokin wot m8?
@azraeljallorina3295
@azraeljallorina3295 9 жыл бұрын
+Spork healy hope your having lots of fun playing with that game of yours
@Trisaaru
@Trisaaru 9 жыл бұрын
+Azrael “Meowie Katz” Jallorina The game is so complex
@miniwa1698
@miniwa1698 9 жыл бұрын
fun fact: that game is actually a dictionary.
@dankmike1439
@dankmike1439 Жыл бұрын
This was actually the first stream i ever watched from joel. crazy to think ive been watching him consistently for 8 years now
@user-hj5oq6vt1v
@user-hj5oq6vt1v 7 жыл бұрын
HEY GUYS MY UNCLE JOBEL WORKS AT VINETENDO AND THEYRE MAKING MIKE HUNT 3
@Sn0wjunk1e
@Sn0wjunk1e 8 жыл бұрын
holy shit the Bank is far more destructive than pirates XD
@TheRecmo
@TheRecmo 8 жыл бұрын
"It's about aliens shooting at Ronald McDonald's house" i died
@brennanmurphy8229
@brennanmurphy8229 8 жыл бұрын
The whole time I'm just like " Christ Joel please fucking finish developing before you go bankrupt"
@Seawolf.Gaming
@Seawolf.Gaming 7 жыл бұрын
The whole time I was thinking "UPGRADE THE FUCKING SOUND BEFORE IT MAKES YOU GO 100% BANKRUPT!"
@Clone2572
@Clone2572 9 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Vinetendo.
@user-kb8rc5vq2i
@user-kb8rc5vq2i 9 жыл бұрын
+Bill Kerman Are't you supposed to be crashing towards the sun at 30km/s right about now?
@VicvicW
@VicvicW 9 жыл бұрын
I swear I left you in space.... How did you get internet coverage?
@andynguyen1841
@andynguyen1841 9 жыл бұрын
+Vicvic W he didn't like it so he teleported
@j25-games96
@j25-games96 9 жыл бұрын
+Vicvic bill is a badass thats why
@andynguyen1841
@andynguyen1841 9 жыл бұрын
+Chris Chuey k
@thomasl1061
@thomasl1061 9 жыл бұрын
Dio's Casual Adventure
@cannon9009
@cannon9009 9 жыл бұрын
Shia Lebouf Virtural Pet Sim
@thomasl1061
@thomasl1061 9 жыл бұрын
+Cannonball Burkeball I believe you are replying to the wrong guy :P
@Xelteks
@Xelteks 9 жыл бұрын
+Mike Hawk i made a Vampire/Action game called Dios Brandon Stoned Adventure and i got a rating of 9.75
@thomasl1061
@thomasl1061 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@fallowfrog
@fallowfrog 9 жыл бұрын
+devil19x "11/10" - IGN
@LostSnowdrift
@LostSnowdrift 9 жыл бұрын
"My target audience is parapalegic furries." - Joel 2015 40:00
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird 6 жыл бұрын
NarnKar I guess the only real question to ask you is if your legs work.
@snowyicicle1335
@snowyicicle1335 5 жыл бұрын
Best part of this stream
@Curlyheart
@Curlyheart 5 жыл бұрын
Narnkar can I have a full body version of your profile pic?
@Panzer_Runner
@Panzer_Runner 4 жыл бұрын
And that'd be you right
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 5 ай бұрын
joel's not the sharpest tool in the shed
@ravisenpai
@ravisenpai 9 жыл бұрын
Here I am, laying in my bed, feeling like absolute shit, and Uncle Jobel is cheering me up. Thank you, Uncle Jobel, for making me feel better on a sick day like this c:
@wyvern4588
@wyvern4588 9 жыл бұрын
I found Vinesauce while sick with the flu, I have been a fan since then.
@mskittygemma
@mskittygemma 9 жыл бұрын
+Abbygale Lorise You're not the only one.
@koreagreentea2485
@koreagreentea2485 9 жыл бұрын
+Abbygale Lorise same, is there like a trend for sick vine
@Kajenko
@Kajenko 9 жыл бұрын
uncle jobel never fails to please
@ravisenpai
@ravisenpai 9 жыл бұрын
I think Uncle Jobel can cute illnesses with his laughter.
@Kimairan
@Kimairan 9 жыл бұрын
I would play all games developed by Vinetendo.
@FactsOverFeeings
@FactsOverFeeings 9 жыл бұрын
+Giratina no love for VinEA?
@Kimairan
@Kimairan 9 жыл бұрын
High Five VinEA's games have too many bugs for my liking.
@royatoy5769
@royatoy5769 9 жыл бұрын
+Giratina Why not Vinami
@FactsOverFeeings
@FactsOverFeeings 9 жыл бұрын
+Giratina idk man, Game #5 was an instant classic imo. And that Scoocy Doong Funtime was a cult classic
@vladdenysenko7822
@vladdenysenko7822 9 жыл бұрын
Royatoy "Vinami is Vinami, Vinami is the worst",- Jobel Stroling
@00DoubleOh
@00DoubleOh 8 жыл бұрын
Eleven minutes in and I finally realized the 'Mike Hunt' joke
@ErickGameplaysN64
@ErickGameplaysN64 3 жыл бұрын
"The Adventures of Mike Hunt" is the most confusing game ever: It's called "Adventures", and none of its genres are adventure, they are "life" and "action" which are the opposite of each other. 10/10 Must Play
@yakin4211
@yakin4211 8 жыл бұрын
>Text based game >More Gameplay than Dialogue >You have me fail, VinEA
@evilthorn4416
@evilthorn4416 8 жыл бұрын
I made a game that was the CDI Zelda Faces of evil, It was a hit.
@asdortgames155
@asdortgames155 8 жыл бұрын
+EvilThorn holy crap XD
@evilthorn4416
@evilthorn4416 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Lel.
@izzc2506
@izzc2506 8 жыл бұрын
OAH SHIP BOI!
@GuyFromSomeWorld
@GuyFromSomeWorld 8 жыл бұрын
+EvilThorn If I was you, I would have named it "TLoZ: Faeces of Evil" just for more money.
@oldmanmorton4705
@oldmanmorton4705 8 жыл бұрын
So this is the parallel universe where Philips rules the whole world? Oh my...
@Izzrules
@Izzrules 9 жыл бұрын
"This guy are sick" is an example of what happens when dialogue is low
@azraeljallorina3295
@azraeljallorina3295 9 жыл бұрын
+Izzrules your empires are belongs to us
@puppypunter8316
@puppypunter8316 9 жыл бұрын
+Azrael “Meowie Katz” Jallorina all your base is belong to us
@yincheri1421
@yincheri1421 9 жыл бұрын
"OH NO THE TRUCKS IS STARTING" Metal gear.
@goofus1589
@goofus1589 9 жыл бұрын
+Izzrules you're winner
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 9 жыл бұрын
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIGGGHHHHHT!
@penorpie7224
@penorpie7224 8 жыл бұрын
Joel predicted clown hunting.
@Crunkman2k
@Crunkman2k 8 жыл бұрын
I marathoned an entire run of this where I made Jim Bunt, a bad James Bond parody series (that went from 4.25 average to perfect 10 in one game); Gabe Harding, a blatant Macventure/Gabriel Knight adventure knockoff; and a Castlevania clone called Metalvania where I always put the sound dev time up to max. Good times until I went to make a console and found out nobody wants a box that can only do 2D games, even if they look as good as Dust. The XRD tanked hard. :V I also had a moment similar to Joel's when it told him gameboy/adventure was a bad mix and he immediately pointed out Shadowgate Classic - I got a publisher request for a Space RPG on the Master V. "Well, shit, that's just Phantasy Star, that's easy." and then it got 3s and 4s and the report came up with "Space/RPG is a bad combination" and I just sat there thinking "wait but you just gave me literally Phantasy Star, WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE IT OBVIOUSLY DOES"
@squabbbb
@squabbbb 8 жыл бұрын
Of course Space RPG didn't work, obviously SPACE PUZZLE games are the best combination
@MiloTheMightyDude
@MiloTheMightyDude 7 жыл бұрын
7.8/10 too much space \(*_ *)/ (I failed that face so hard)
@chromaphasia453
@chromaphasia453 7 жыл бұрын
Crunkman2k I mean I bet each combination that isn't outright ridiculous, probably has at least 1 irl example but that only means it worked once or twice not always.
@ThatManOverThere
@ThatManOverThere 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's stuff like that which makes me kind of hate this game.
@gexon_pane4200
@gexon_pane4200 6 жыл бұрын
>nobody wants a box that can only do 2D games Totally unrealistic, give it a couple of awesome platformers and this thing would get its audience.
@mariosonicboom123
@mariosonicboom123 8 жыл бұрын
How to win this game. Gameboy, Rhythm game, Casual, Simulation, Young. I got an 11 and broke sales records with it.
@MiloTheMightyDude
@MiloTheMightyDude 7 жыл бұрын
Wat
@mariosonicboom123
@mariosonicboom123 7 жыл бұрын
Draconian Alchemist If you mean the 11 part, yes that is possible.
@Kaozorier
@Kaozorier 7 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of ways to break the game You can do it with any genre so long as you know what you're doing with your sliders- the game also sort of tracks a high score feature in a sense and you're guaranteed to get a hit at one point regardless of what you make, if I recall correctly
@mariosonicboom123
@mariosonicboom123 7 жыл бұрын
Kaosorer I'm good with the sliders, but that's and early on combination that you can milk for money on any casual device.
@Kaozorier
@Kaozorier 7 жыл бұрын
Rhythm Casual-Simulation, or switching between Rhythm Casual and Rhythm Simulation? Certainly is effective to get all those heavy benefits though. I just tend to only make RPG or Action/Mature/Sci Fi or Fantasy. Though would it be better to alternate between two more tech/design focused genres?
@yobeefjerky42
@yobeefjerky42 8 жыл бұрын
challenge: try to listen to joel laugh, and not laugh yourself
@DOGMA20051
@DOGMA20051 6 жыл бұрын
I'm-fucking- possible
@masicbemester
@masicbemester 4 жыл бұрын
@@DOGMA20051 Hi f@#$ing possible, I'm possible
@radd1700
@radd1700 8 жыл бұрын
"Imagination is the stuff of legends" -Joel 1867
@inspector5122
@inspector5122 7 жыл бұрын
GRAND RAD 1127 BC
@appo365
@appo365 6 жыл бұрын
September 1st, 1939
@DeusExAngelo
@DeusExAngelo 9 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the release of the Vinetendo Vii and the Vintendo VS.
@crunchytaco359
@crunchytaco359 9 жыл бұрын
+The Gentlesaurian Velocidapper There Is Accually A Gaming System Made By A Company Who Tried To Cash Out On Nintendo's Large Profit Of The Wii, And It Was Called The "Chintendo Vii"... No Fucking Joke xD
@thronebutt3956
@thronebutt3956 9 жыл бұрын
+Shuckle-Senpai Thank You For Capitalizing Every Single Word In Your Sentence.
@crunchytaco359
@crunchytaco359 9 жыл бұрын
Throne Butt You Too! (I Seriously Don't Know Why People Point It Out Using All Caps, It Kinda Ruins The Point Of The Argument... xD)
@kaps5085
@kaps5085 9 жыл бұрын
+Shuckle-Senpai Chin means penis in japanese.
@furbyzones3777
@furbyzones3777 9 жыл бұрын
+Shuckle-Senpai They are basically mocking you when they type in all caps.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 9 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this version of GDT is the one that has the "pirated games" event that makes it impossible to progress up to a certain point. Because there is an intentionally made pirate version of this game which the author released on a torrent during launch to throw people off.
@VicvicW
@VicvicW 9 жыл бұрын
I assume Joel bought this on steam. He seems to just be terrible.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 9 жыл бұрын
+Vicvic W I just assume because of his comment at the start of the video, i mean, it could be a joke that he says that "he's a filthy pirate" for all we know.
@ElbowDropMO
@ElbowDropMO 9 жыл бұрын
+DarkOmegaMK2 That version makes it impossible to get past the start. Your sales are really bad (like, not even making enough to make new engines and whatnot) because of people pirating the game. One trick to this is that the reviews/sales grade on a curve. If you make a bunch of 10/10 games at the start, then that becomes your audience's expectation, and you can make a game with almost the same setup and a better engine and get 5-6/10 reviews and bad sales for it. Many walkthroughs of the game recommend tanking it and trying just to make 7-8/10 rated games and saving the 9-10/10 rated games when the market becomes bigger in the later generations, or else you top out early and end up being in the shitter around the time the PS2/X-Box clones (I forget the names) come out. And eventually you do hit current-day consoles and even future generations.
@SSFhighcommandJOHN
@SSFhighcommandJOHN 9 жыл бұрын
+DarkOmegaMK2 I will admit that I once pirated this, and made it to the PS2 generation, with a 10 out 10 game and 12 million, but I somehow just end up loosing money and going bankrupt, due to a few very low scoring games, and some invisible fees. It will very unfairly cause bankruptcy. The game was a PS1 equivelent of Heavy Rain meet's La Noire called Chicago Storm or Chicago Showers, I always went bankrupt developing a revolutionary sequel to it.
@adferxis
@adferxis 9 жыл бұрын
+SSFhighcommandJOHN Went bankrupt making my own Elder Scrolls, the series was called "The Elder Tomes" I made the first one... People said it was ok. Made one called "The Elder Tomes: Divine Hammer" or something like that, was fucking getting 9s and 10s, was great... Then I made "The Elder Tomes: MorWind" people said it was fucking stupid and I went bankrupt. gg
@Xx_deadmeme_xX
@Xx_deadmeme_xX 7 жыл бұрын
What if after the bankruptcy of vinetendo, the president of vinetendo named Joel stole some of the company's assets and ran off to Mexico where he renamed himself to the last thing he saw before he left America... a McDonald's. After 5 years he finally decided to rebuild his company with the stolen assets and created vinEA... during the creation of vinEA Joel got hit by a car and got amnesia... all he could remember was his fake name and his (lack of)skills in the gaming business... so he decided to dedicate his new company to express his hatred for McDonald's...
@NunOfDoloresDei
@NunOfDoloresDei 7 жыл бұрын
Insert unfunny Joke here and he became a black guy?
@wydifnessgaveyouabiscuit288
@wydifnessgaveyouabiscuit288 6 жыл бұрын
AlisaMaederGodN9gga the sun baked him when he was passed out
@sebotrp
@sebotrp 9 жыл бұрын
VineEA makes the best PC games. In few years VineEA will become VineSteam and Joel will become Joeben,
@dudinacas
@dudinacas 9 жыл бұрын
Vinevalve?
@user-hj5oq6vt1v
@user-hj5oq6vt1v 7 жыл бұрын
Half sauce 3 confirmed
@ishdx9374
@ishdx9374 3 жыл бұрын
@@dudinacas Vinve
@half-lifesoundpack5444
@half-lifesoundpack5444 7 жыл бұрын
Valve should consider hiring Joel.
@crogan5141
@crogan5141 7 жыл бұрын
Whoovegamer Phillipus People, stop making OC vineshrooms.
@half-lifesoundpack5444
@half-lifesoundpack5444 7 жыл бұрын
Ahm.. No.
@eckitronix
@eckitronix 3 жыл бұрын
At least Joel can count to 3, something that Nintendo's RPG department sometimes actually remembers, yet Valve gets asked what they can do at the kindergarten parent-teacher conference and Valve backflips into the wall and smashes their head and the brain injuries cause them to forget how to make games for the third time and Valve is 35 and they still haven't gotten to first grade because they keep fucking themselves up so hard in their cranial bones
@Jawa_Joose
@Jawa_Joose 9 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect video to watch while I work on my own game.
@sotya7097
@sotya7097 9 жыл бұрын
Game Maker on Steam?
@jrewb7003
@jrewb7003 9 жыл бұрын
Let me throw my money at you, dev.
@thatdiggindwarf2258
@thatdiggindwarf2258 9 жыл бұрын
+Piko Island same here ^^
@endgamespoilerman7641
@endgamespoilerman7641 8 жыл бұрын
"scoocy doog funtime" killed me
@KingdededeKingdedede
@KingdededeKingdedede 8 жыл бұрын
when is it
@endgamespoilerman7641
@endgamespoilerman7641 8 жыл бұрын
towards the end
@KingdededeKingdedede
@KingdededeKingdedede 8 жыл бұрын
thank
@endgamespoilerman7641
@endgamespoilerman7641 8 жыл бұрын
u welcum
@neckhair46
@neckhair46 7 жыл бұрын
HITLERDIDNOTHINGWRONG THEJEWSDESERVEDITFORDOING9/11 I masterbated to your profile pic
@symetric__2145
@symetric__2145 7 жыл бұрын
"Mike hunt 2 was so successful that we now have rule 34 fans, so there making porn of my game" How can you make porn of a porn game?
@BirdRaiserE
@BirdRaiserE 8 жыл бұрын
I would play a hunting game with great AI and a beautiful background world. Now you're really thinking, Joel.
@MiloTheMightyDude
@MiloTheMightyDude 7 жыл бұрын
While I am not much of a hunter, I can still see how absolutely f****** awesome that would be.
@dannylin9522
@dannylin9522 9 жыл бұрын
I can't catch Joel's streams so I watch this channel.Thanks Uncle Jobel!
@Snakeshroom
@Snakeshroom 9 жыл бұрын
Unca Jorgy, play Psychonauts. You won't be disappointed. AT ALL.
@doobullis2591
@doobullis2591 9 жыл бұрын
+Alex Dyson (StarmanAlex) It doesn't seem like the kind of game he'd be good at or be able to commentate on.
@JeyJey88-9
@JeyJey88-9 6 жыл бұрын
Let me tell ya as someone who is a fan of Joel since a long time I can tell ya that 2015 really was Joel's golden age. The best memes and stream project came by around this time
@ourqueen8423
@ourqueen8423 2 жыл бұрын
Now his streams feels hollow. Even the supposed funny ones like monkey mondays
@growskull
@growskull Жыл бұрын
every year is a golden age but yes 2015 was the peak
@scrittle
@scrittle Жыл бұрын
I think contemporary Joel is too streamer saturated. I won't lie, he's still really entertaining, and one of my favourite streamers in fact, but I miss the days where he'd max out the volume to torture chat and get drunk (probably for the better, for the sake of his health) In other news, Vinny's been getting better. He no longer sounds like a man on the brink of death (reference, his Pokemon X streams) Future edit 2024: hey young me, go deepfrot that lemon!
@pierdeer
@pierdeer 9 жыл бұрын
I kind of regret not getting Game Dev Tycoon in the last sale. I remember playing the demo of it a long time ago and enjoyed it so much. I just love tycoon games :)
@ourqueen8423
@ourqueen8423 Жыл бұрын
Do you still play tycoon games?
@ironocy496
@ironocy496 8 жыл бұрын
Crackhead Sim - "Played it for days."
@leungchoihung2465
@leungchoihung2465 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@GuyFromSomeWorld
@GuyFromSomeWorld 8 жыл бұрын
+Ironocy "Played it for years on no end."
@BonnieBoestar
@BonnieBoestar 8 жыл бұрын
Still playing it to this day.
@Gerpar_
@Gerpar_ 8 жыл бұрын
10/10 connects personally - All Games
@thedutchgulcher4750
@thedutchgulcher4750 5 жыл бұрын
Better than Crackdown 3
@aidan2840
@aidan2840 9 жыл бұрын
Airplane game idea : Super Crash Bros
@davipmello
@davipmello 9 жыл бұрын
super 9/11 bros
@baddumbaccount
@baddumbaccount 8 жыл бұрын
Super 9/11 plane crash bros bros - the airplane crash
@inspector5122
@inspector5122 7 жыл бұрын
Aidan Bittner Kamikaze Brothers
@RayLombardo
@RayLombardo 7 жыл бұрын
Super trash bros
@Webshooters1
@Webshooters1 8 жыл бұрын
Moral Of The Story: Never let Joel create a game. He will tank your company.
@Coolguysup
@Coolguysup 8 жыл бұрын
Why does your profile pic have balls?
@papasmurfsmurfy6360
@papasmurfsmurfy6360 7 жыл бұрын
Goku Black Well VinEA did well.
@sotya7097
@sotya7097 9 жыл бұрын
"Hopefully not my last sales"
@favattinho4789
@favattinho4789 8 жыл бұрын
the adventures of mike hunt will get a remake about the adventures of mike oke
@vulkantheprimarch8905
@vulkantheprimarch8905 7 жыл бұрын
eduardo favatti Mike Hawk takes over the world.
@OilyBastard
@OilyBastard 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Hunt Adventures 4: Ben Doverson fights back
@AaronderSchaedel
@AaronderSchaedel 8 жыл бұрын
Things I learned from Uncle Joel: "Booger" is a profanity.
@jaymesyt
@jaymesyt 9 жыл бұрын
Mike Hunt? Joel how dare you. This Is video games
@beanboi6957
@beanboi6957 7 жыл бұрын
we don't need dialogue in a text based game
@spqowkd3707
@spqowkd3707 8 жыл бұрын
This was by far the best anime I've ever seen. 9.7/10. Had some flaws but nonetheless, was beautiful. The characters were the main thing keeping me captivated, the development for them was amazing and I felt really attached to them; like I was actually with them. The story was great as well. It mixed well with the characters. This anime is just a masterpiece.
@bigman9486
@bigman9486 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@wesleykennedy5511
@wesleykennedy5511 8 жыл бұрын
Shut up about anime plz, its not even anime drawn, legally blind waifu, Jesus Christ.
@spqowkd3707
@spqowkd3707 8 жыл бұрын
Lil'Mlg​ You know I was thinking that while typing the review. But I compared both of the animes and imo this anime was the better one.
@gr33nriver77
@gr33nriver77 8 жыл бұрын
Keep your anime shit outa here
@RaptorMocha
@RaptorMocha 8 жыл бұрын
Spqowkd anime is aids
@Gothic_Monkey
@Gothic_Monkey 9 жыл бұрын
My first game while re playing. Fantasy RPG Called "The Old Scripts: Marrowbone"
@irenecleveland9070
@irenecleveland9070 6 жыл бұрын
“I think my audience is paraplegic furries.” -Joel
@TheTheisson
@TheTheisson 9 жыл бұрын
joel is making the games that he streams
@outofsync6599
@outofsync6599 8 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: if you pirate the game, your games that you devolp´will get pirated
@baroncosmos6545
@baroncosmos6545 8 жыл бұрын
"Bone Bros" Joel predicted Undertale.
@DeadwingDork
@DeadwingDork 9 жыл бұрын
"My audience is paraplegic furries." So, fans of Bentley from Sly Cooper?
@twitchsopamanxx
@twitchsopamanxx 4 ай бұрын
oh shit didnt know u were a jorgel fan
@leafyfeathers
@leafyfeathers 2 жыл бұрын
13:41 this aged well
@growskull
@growskull Жыл бұрын
6:10
@tdg276
@tdg276 8 жыл бұрын
NES indeed had a ship date of October 18, 1985. However, Super Mario Bros. itself was listed in this same database as being released November 17,1985.
@holly4516
@holly4516 8 жыл бұрын
TommyDGamer I think he meant that it was not a launch title for the Famicom, but two years later when the NES launched it was
@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 7 жыл бұрын
That's great, but the Famicom came out on July 15, 1983, two years before SMB.
@ghost.8836
@ghost.8836 2 жыл бұрын
So this is where the idea from Shareware Madness came?
@fishylogic222
@fishylogic222 7 жыл бұрын
When Joel is speaking Swedish his voice almost sounds normal.
@Pigness7
@Pigness7 8 жыл бұрын
if you pirate the game your games in game get pirated more
@staticvoid7143
@staticvoid7143 8 жыл бұрын
Is that actually true?
@hulubuluhejhej2721
@hulubuluhejhej2721 8 жыл бұрын
ofc not ffs
@hulubuluhejhej2721
@hulubuluhejhej2721 8 жыл бұрын
how stupid are u guys
@mrrubenmetalmelodyharmonym6432
@mrrubenmetalmelodyharmonym6432 8 жыл бұрын
you are all pussies
@moruneiis6523
@moruneiis6523 8 жыл бұрын
+HULUBULU hejhej you can implement an anti-pirating detection feature. check out earthbound's pirate detection system, it's pretty infamous and kinda funny tbh
@shepherdserenity
@shepherdserenity 8 жыл бұрын
when uncle jobel genuinely laughs it's like a chorus of angels brushing against my taint
@mujtabakamran8887
@mujtabakamran8887 8 жыл бұрын
"Powerfulest" - Joel 2015
@ChessPieceRook
@ChessPieceRook 9 жыл бұрын
Was released too soon without any real new innovations? *looks to Call of Duty* ...hmmmmmmm.... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.* *SEEMS LEGIT.*
@fang1693
@fang1693 6 жыл бұрын
Chip Tracy cod 4 more of the same
@JayLatne
@JayLatne 9 жыл бұрын
Gay dev tycoon
@nopetrainconductor9840
@nopetrainconductor9840 8 жыл бұрын
The moment that Joel go's off on a tangent looking for his lost porn comics..........
@NebulatheZorua
@NebulatheZorua 5 жыл бұрын
I really want the link out of curiousity
@galdful
@galdful 9 жыл бұрын
Making r34 of a game that is already porn, great
@demonicloaf2100
@demonicloaf2100 3 жыл бұрын
Pornception
@enigma1337
@enigma1337 7 жыл бұрын
The amount of monthly expenses Joel unintentionally racked up while talking could half the US debt
@DracoHandsome
@DracoHandsome 3 жыл бұрын
Joel is half-correct. The NES launched with Super Mario Bros, but the Famicom did not. The Famicom was released twice in Japan. The original model launched with Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr, and Popeye (all Nintendo arcade games.) However, it had bad electronics that caused crashes and Nintendo was forced to recall the system. Once the motherboard was fixed, the re-released Famicom instantly dominated the electronic market. Nintendo decided to remodel the Famicom for the American release in order to resemble the then-popular VHS and to make it safer for children to handle. They named it the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). This version launched with Super Mario Bros, Ice Climber, Clu Clu Land, Wrecking Crew, Duck Hunt, Excitebike, Wild Gunman, etc.
@annigram
@annigram 2 жыл бұрын
Game 5 was my childhood.
@neckromonger
@neckromonger 8 жыл бұрын
This is a great example of how Joel should never be a CEO of a company, he might as well have created Enron
@LukeBeadles
@LukeBeadles 5 жыл бұрын
"I have the patience of, like, uh... uh, a wildfire? I don't know what that means but uh... yeah." -Jontles 2015
@XxXSkylezXxX
@XxXSkylezXxX 9 жыл бұрын
Joel: Spends 5 minutes doing nothing as he goes bankrupt Me:
@Sarutys999
@Sarutys999 9 жыл бұрын
>Me in 3 months Unkle Jobel confirmed for psychic - RIP in towels.
@Isaac1995
@Isaac1995 8 жыл бұрын
He reaches Level 2 at 2:44:40
@cleverusername6550
@cleverusername6550 9 жыл бұрын
2:16Greenheart Games (the makers of game dev tycoon) actually uploaded a version of the game on the piratebay right when they released it on Steam. They modified it so that after a period of time of gameplay you would actually lose game sales because people would pirate the games they made. The irony.
@cyxate
@cyxate 8 жыл бұрын
a green heart watch out for the undertale nerds were coming 4 u joel
@thehuniebeedude
@thehuniebeedude 8 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE FUKER
@Coolguysup
@Coolguysup 8 жыл бұрын
Welcome to skeleton fucker 2
@atarirob
@atarirob 8 жыл бұрын
+justtim013 good grief I hate undertale
@dredged344
@dredged344 8 жыл бұрын
+justtim013 fck off, undertale is trash.
@BigDaddyBerkut
@BigDaddyBerkut 8 жыл бұрын
+DragonSlayer101 Anime Reviews! I find it somewhat ironic that a person with a channel like yours is calling a very charming game horrible. I do not think undertale is perfect far from it actually, but whenever I ask someone why they hate undertale. They say "THE COMMUNITY IS CANCER!!!" or "IT IS TOO POPULAR!!!" Which I find that is no reason to hate a game based off the fanbase. I am not trying to change your opinion, but I would like to hear why you do not like it...
@VenomizerStarrk
@VenomizerStarrk 9 жыл бұрын
I really want Joel to continue playing this, the possibilities are endless
@-Minuano-
@-Minuano- 5 жыл бұрын
57:45 Story in an airplane game: Ace Combat
@onhold1706
@onhold1706 7 жыл бұрын
I ended up making a popular horror game franchise in GDT and announced a brand new title, only to accidentally click the "hype it up" button during an interview and the next one bombed with low ratings, leaving the franchise to die and my company go bankrupt due to the high production costs and low sales. 11/10 would real life again
@sourcesauce
@sourcesauce 9 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for bonzi buddy simulator 2k16
@wyvern4588
@wyvern4588 9 жыл бұрын
No. 0_0
@sourcesauce
@sourcesauce 9 жыл бұрын
It would probably be rated R 18+ in Australia because the main character isn't white
@sourcesauce
@sourcesauce 9 жыл бұрын
Zachary Picone What?
@dudinacas
@dudinacas 9 жыл бұрын
NovaCx What do you mean by that? Don't live in Australia.
@sourcesauce
@sourcesauce 9 жыл бұрын
Zachary Picone Australia is really pussy when it comes to video games. We recent;y adopted the 18+ rating like a couple years ago after a ton of controversy and bullshit. I was also kinda relating to GTA 5 and Franklin being black, and how Australia is notorious for being racist
@an_annoying_cat
@an_annoying_cat 6 жыл бұрын
He's so indecisive and it's really infuriating. Dio's Adventure alone took around 10 minutes messing with the sliders to decide on a format.
@davidsgamesofficial2932
@davidsgamesofficial2932 8 жыл бұрын
fallout meets senran kagura
@ataco4312
@ataco4312 8 жыл бұрын
noice profile pic famillia
@johnh3228
@johnh3228 8 жыл бұрын
Dios mio
@daltonduncan6770
@daltonduncan6770 6 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine someone doing this badly intentionally.. So painful, but hilarious to watch
@zawarudo4197
@zawarudo4197 5 жыл бұрын
Spoilers for Dio's Adventure. Dio will gain me in the middle half of the storyline.
@johnathonwaymire9483
@johnathonwaymire9483 8 жыл бұрын
"And the occasional fart in the bath tub"
@KingKosar
@KingKosar 7 жыл бұрын
If i made a game in Game Dev Tycoon, it's name would be The great adventures of Guy Fieri: Bonzi buddy's revenge
@KingKosar
@KingKosar 7 жыл бұрын
Dartstorm Games IPC? As Insane Clown Posse right?
@hsms8449
@hsms8449 6 жыл бұрын
10/10 would fund and play
@gitfunkt3815
@gitfunkt3815 8 жыл бұрын
Joel laugh sounds like a cat being blended while also having a slow acting acid on it. it's like music to my ears.
@JackWolf10
@JackWolf10 7 жыл бұрын
This actually hurt to watch
@NunOfDoloresDei
@NunOfDoloresDei 7 жыл бұрын
JackWolf right? I love Joel but holy FUCK it was painful to witness this shit.
@Player1-up
@Player1-up 6 жыл бұрын
This grammar hurt to read
@deleteduser7338
@deleteduser7338 6 жыл бұрын
joe mcnoe this was last month
@bagfaced
@bagfaced 6 жыл бұрын
ok and
@Hypercecil9010
@Hypercecil9010 6 жыл бұрын
GENERATE ONE GAME REPORT, PLEASE!
@crylune
@crylune 3 ай бұрын
19:50 joel predicted kamoshida
@wuundz
@wuundz 8 жыл бұрын
"HERE COMES BONE ZONE!"
@Rhythm_Rev
@Rhythm_Rev 8 жыл бұрын
25:33 Funny considering I'm watching this on 9/11.
@kerberossi
@kerberossi 8 жыл бұрын
this was uploaded on 9/11 too
@sircobra7969
@sircobra7969 8 жыл бұрын
this was streamed on 9/11.
@Rhythm_Rev
@Rhythm_Rev 8 жыл бұрын
Joel prepared for this stream on 9/11.
@mariosonicboom123
@mariosonicboom123 8 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this exactly 3 months away from 9/11.
@ivy7312
@ivy7312 7 жыл бұрын
SanicDaHergedog .....
@sx9i
@sx9i 9 жыл бұрын
Who also thinks that a post-apocalyptic puzzle game sounds great? :D It would be like Fallout on Borealis with portals.
@IkaMusume813
@IkaMusume813 8 жыл бұрын
Joel's dad is my favourite person. Holy Shit I cried.
@yobeefjerky42
@yobeefjerky42 8 жыл бұрын
"JOEL, JOEL, WHY IS THE COMPUTER HAVING A HEART ATTACK, DID YOU DOWNLOAD NIPPLES AGAIN JOEL"
@repetitiveDebug
@repetitiveDebug 8 жыл бұрын
avi(dan from game grumps' dad) and joel's dad playing games would be funny as hell
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