[Vinesauce] Joel

[@mikoirl]

Hey Joel, did you know that a youtuber named Vargskelethor made this boardgame to torture his friends?

[@iangardner2395]

FR tho, since Joey played Crypt we gotta see Vale play this

[@LambentV]

Bro, just wait until exinthevatican hears about this

[@Shark_Builds_Bro]

​@@LambentV Joey veteran detected. I am a Joey veteran as well. ✋

[@cloudrider7386]

Vat?…no vey :D Small world huh

[@osakeleto]

JOL JOL JOL MY FAVORIT YUTUBER DID THIS GAEM!!!!!!

[@silverhand9965]

Least overly elaborate Joel shitpost

[@predictableherb]

Least complicated modern boardgame

[@SuperFranzs]

It's honestly pretty simple.

[@elegant_lilligant]

This is like when a character becomes what they fight against in order to take them down, meaning Joey Vsauce is an anime character on a mission to defeat every board game ever.

[@Shark_Builds_Bro]

Same with Cantbeatthis land in Mario Maker 2.

[@funx24X7]

Poor simpleflips forgot about agreeing to this and just got done streaming only to be subjected to three hours of Joel’s unbridled bullshit, took it like a champ though

[@10upstudios]

i hope thats not true

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Like a champ, you say?

[@boredomisinfinity5642]

Wait was this right after the glitter bomb streams? The THREE DAY STRAIGHT glitter bomb streams where my brotherman was just completely just drained

[@funx24X7]

@@boredomisinfinity5642 No, this was a few months prior so it wasn't too bad. He had just finished a long romhack competition stream though.

[@bene.100]

Each turn you have like 12 different things to keep track of its insane.

[@BierBart12]

4x strategy game, but without easy to read UI elements and everyone has to see everyone else's random events

[@LM-MMM]

I just imagine that Joey spends all of his free time cooking up ways to torture his friends and that's why his highlight videos take years to come out

[@KytusGame]

26:09 i like that joel pressed it to explain how it works then immediately forgets and just blames everyone else

[@trickybakery4274]

While watching this I had distinct flashbacks to being 7-8 years old and playing imaginary battles/games with my friends on the playground wjere we would just make up random ass scenarios and rules. This stream felt like that at times

[@rosera99]

When I was 8 I made a board game and I made my grandma's elderly friends play it with me- I vividly remember one of them complaining "I'm always dead, in the hospital, or in jail!". I'm glad Joey's current brain is on the same wavelength as mine 14 years ago.

[@TylerNovakYT]

Please do more Joey's Castle, I could unironically watch 20 episodes of this game.

[@arcadeportal32]

I could too, I have been honestly playing this a lot in my pocket while working at night.

[@liamodynsky4871]

Bonus points if it gets more stupidly complicated with every episode. By episode 13 they better be tracking nutrient intake and water requirements while Mike's facing a jury made up of all seperate card decks charging him for evading the bald tax.

[@GamayObera]

Expectation: A board game based on Takeshi's Castle by the name. Appearance and gameplay: A board game set in one of Yakuza movies directed by *Takeshi Kitano* himself.

[@pixeiotto122]

Isn"t it Takeshi Miike?

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

​@@pixeiotto122 TakAshi Miike. They're both directors but Kitano branched out into acting and generally being a public figure too.

[@pixeiotto122]

@@StormDatIsApproaching Yeah I knew dw, I'm referring mostly to the yakuza movie. I think the director was indeed Takeshi Miike and not Kitano unlike op hinted at. Unless I'm stoopid Would also be kinda ironic with the legend about Takeshi hating video games too for him to direct a movie based on a video game franchise

[@DracoHandsome]

Undoubtedly the bullshit factor is inspired by Takeshi's Castle _and_ Takeshi's Challenge. Challenge is a parody of video games, so this is a parody of board games

[@MathewWithOne_T]

This game needs a coach present to regulate it

[@madameghostie]

a CM (castle master)

[@canadasjojo3211]

I feel like I understand this game more then Joel and he fucking made it

[@Sapphireartist]

Back in the poop/toilet games, Joey talked about doing a colab with Markiplier. THIS is what they should play!

[@masonasaro2118]

board james would be proud

[@MitoNova583]

well now I wanna know if this is on the Workshop so I can go torture my friends with this next board game night

[@caniplayzz]

i think it is or will be released soon (tm)

[@Sevengelion]

Joel's villain arc

[@gardares]

Mike's overpowered arc*

[@KuaRock]

I think I speak for everyone when I say when do we get the kickstarter to fund this into a real board game

[@Baahlskra]

It's absolutely amazing to me that Joey is far and away the worst at understanding the rules of this game he made himself

[@lowpolyzoe]

I love the "more burning" card so much

[@WilfredCthulu]

Suggestion: Better discern what's a TURN (one player did their turn) and what's a ROUND (all four players took their turn).

[@osakeleto]

he wont fix it because joel loves to hide behind "idgaf im so silly teehee" hope he leaves it like this though, its more chaotic

[@SuperFranzs]

@@osakeleto Well he hates boardgames.

[@Kain128]

What a legible video title.

[@No1TypeC]

This is the best board game ever made. Joel needs to sell this for real, it could easily be his Grotto Beasts

[@omicronalpha8827]

Sleepy joey torments him and his friends with this one neat trick

[@HatsODoom]

Marco is a baby cheater, when he died to the flamethrower he was supposed to go to hell.

[@4rumani]

Lamest expression ever award goes to you

[@HatsODoom]

@@4rumani I think you're in the wrong channel bud.

[@smivan.]

1:53:13 The chances of this are like 1 in 46656, amazing

[@bengoodwin2141]

This game is insane and i feel like we've only seen a tiny fraction of it

[@icevlad148]

Ok so Mike pulled an event card at the start of his turn, received jetpack, rolled 2 to move, moved 20, nuked simpleflips, pulled an event card again (he forgot that he already did it), rolled 1 to move (he forgot that he already did it), pulled third event card, forgot to roll for the event while everyone assumed that he rolled a one because thats what his die was on.

[@daxmasterix]

And then on the roll vs with joey Marco cheated and changed his dice to 1 😂

[@3t9l]

i'm going insane

[@Forest_Siren]

I see joey has remembered his lessons from Roulette Boy's game in gregory house I'd like to see a casino card thats just like "You win $0000000 !!!!"

[@Chrisboy265]

48:48 The onset of Sea Shanty 2 playing in the background made the next moment perfect.

[@skogen5357]

This just proves that boardgames peaked with chess

[@superstinkybeans]

Arena: 1% chance to have massive hp Entire board: 99.999% chance to instantly die and go to hell

[@cardboard4929]

This game has some "Card Wars" vibes.

[@masonasaro2118]

to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering

[@masonasaro2118]

to be fair, i actually played card wars (via the mobile app), and it’s just a simplified magic the gathering

[@arantisdavis1623]

@@masonasaro2118 i miss cardwars

[@halyj]

i'm incredibly impressed joel made this but i also don't understand why

[@Merik2013]

Just gotta say, this was amazing. I'd love to watch you guys play this again.

[@skogen5357]

Jory is already funny on his own but when he plays off others its the fucking best and leads to some of the funniest vsauce momments of alltime. It's a shame that he's unable to do it more often due to time zones and such.

[@TheBonkleFox]

OK but now i'd really like Joey's Castle to be on the workshop so I can play it and torment my friends with it.

[@relek9545]

2:22 half life 1 scientist scream

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Joey finally made BUNCO a reality. Is the hot sauce I have to chug with my bütte included, or do I have to bring my own mr Fecal? But seriously big props for making it, Joel, I remember you talking about it at random point thorought the years. You're one of the most unique creators of the times

[@BierBart12]

I've been watching so many Valefisk games, but this hits a whole new level of chaos.

[@fuzzy_bit]

hogan's castle

[@TheSilly6403]

Explore over three levels!

[@SuperWiiBros08]

this looks fun

[@thegoombaboishow]

1:59:08 he laughs like spike from flushed away if you know what im talking about and if you do here’s a kiss 💋

[@Jdude60IsBack]

hoping this gets on the steam workshop

[@DaVince21]

Joel tortures himself by playing his own game. You love to see it.

[@crogan5141]

I would buy this. I want this in my home.

[@BierBart12]

Comes with real dollar store calculators, knives and assault rifles

[@CarrionCorn]

43:29 "have fun being poor on a 🅱️oring cloud!"

[@flandersnatch2285]

Shout-out to SimpleFlips

[@DiceRobo]

I think a good change would be for the board to have a world event card section, and for each card to go into that and then move right after every turn. Once it reaches the end of that section the modifier stops. Just a way to keep track of those more easily

[@FugginNugget]

Omg, put this on the workshop, please!

[@predcon1]

I like the part where Joel whiffs on the card saying "ALL players roll", and misses a chance to keep Fren in Heaven.

[@FelixAndrews]

Is this/can this be pubished on the Workshop? I have some friends I no longer need.

[@flandersnatch2285]

What I hear: "I'm a psychic skellinton..." What I know: yes, this game is for me

[@DracoHandsome]

Joel having trouble following his own rules for his own fever dream is amazing.

[@Qbasz007]

3 hours went like it was 10 minutes. Awesome game Joey!

[@ViktorGodofDualies]

I love how it’s just a troll version of Talisman and the rules just keep changing. I kinda wanna play this now

[@sadriposting]

i havent laugh this much in a lot of time, god this is the most bullshit and chaotic stream Joel has done in a while

[@BunnLilah]

2:48:14 Here's a preview of the amazing phrases that will be spoken during this game

[@eukalyptusbonbon2983]

2:42:34 Neko Arc???

[@derpaboopderp1286]

The dark souls of board games

[@daxmasterix]

why is this game not in workshop yet

[@theelusivepyroshark5119]

Looking forward to more Joey's Castle in the future

[@mareksicinski449]

1:17:30 also Romania doesn't rly count; that is in general like an interwar european map

[@denkiryu226]

this kind of game requires a DM tbh

[@corvusdominus9835]

The DM is a tabletop referee *CONFIRMED!*

[@stilllogan]

Always love when Joel streams with other people :)

[@ShadyNerd]

mike I have no idea if you read the comments here but I have been revitalized by the absolute spite with which you won the same game twice

[@IcaroPhantoka]

49:01 was getting a sip of coffee when Joey said that, almost got out of my nose LMAO

[@Yourname942]

why wouldn't Mike just land on the go back to start space and instant win?

[@KytusGame]

We need a Joey's castle-card expansion pack.

[@Kola25_97]

Looks like James Rolfe's Deadly Danger Dungeon has some competition.

[@mingusbingus8540]

joey please release the game to the masses

[@muovikallo]

You shouldn't let Joel cook, But letting him is more funny

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Jotul wanted to annoy his friends, got annoyed by his friends instead. Classic Jobey.

[@HatsODoom]

Wait Joel himself made this? Oh boy, can I download this on the Workshop?

[@simmy2208]

Just checked, didn't see it

[@HatsODoom]

@@simmy2208 I didn't see it before either, hope it goes public at some point.

[@uchuujin]

i believe he mentioned in one of the other streams he uploaded earlier today that he might release it eventually but not yet, apparently

[@HatsODoom]

@@uchuujin Might still be WIP too.

[@LilBrovig]

Imagine playing this at family reunion

[@Twitch380]

GAME NEEDS locked in Dice popers for rolling so no one else can mess with dice

[@ejboogy5749]

This was amazing we need more!

[@pandavova]

you know, after finding out joel stayed up for 24h, his behavior makes more sense

[@josephanselm8301]

I feel this game would work better if one didn't have to keep track of like a thousand things at the same time and have things more automated.

[@Wicked_Fox]

Joel, can you upload the great waldo search stream that you did a year ago?

[@zombiemex4043]

This NEEDS to be the next big streamer meta

[@lizismis]

Omg this should be a real party game

[@zguy5441]

What gets wetter as it dries

[@cilginogrenci]

19:12 John Lennon at the pearly gates:

[@NissenFundoplication]

finally board games but epic

[@Vok250]

Joble remember his password again! Thabks the lord

[@lowpolyzoe]

Joel please release this

[@renderedusless]

Another classic episode of Joel masochism

[@dragonfire013]

It's like new age Deadly Danger Dungeon

[@mareksicinski449]

1:09:28 what? why couldnt he go to star road?

[@HeroineNisa]

Waiting for it to release on the Steam Workshop...

[@sargesoap]

You ain't alone, pal

[@smivan.]

(round 2 spoiler) Mike absolutely won that second round earlier, though, Joel's fanciful misleading aside. Based Mike decided to let folks play though, and then won again. Amazing.

[@ZiggyZoko]

Nah, Mike pulled a third event card for no reason and Simple knew it. Mike should have gone to jail.

[@MarissaChillya]

this is top shelf content

[@SinnersRhapsody]

Please release this game in physical like jerma with his game. I love this but everyone buying tabletop simulator is too much but I think I would have many funny nights playing this with friends

[@liamodynsky4871]

I'm praying someone makes a full video game adaptation of Joey's Castle, it would be the absolute worst.

[@slipipipi7971]

Ngl this is genuinely really cool more please even with new guests

[@phial7616]

another classic from Joelfisk

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

Mike getting scammed for $9,000 because he accidentally flipped the whole deck is way too perfect. This game is self aware.

[@johnyguacamole2878]

is joey's castle a play on takeshi's castle (and how funny bad the game related to it)?

[@robotmonkeyninja219]

1:04:22 nobody tell him about the dew wiki, i dont think he could handle it.